>"Drive quickly, before I kill you!" >"We need a new driver! This one is DEAD." A story in two parts

@TheRoflcer

Жыл бұрын

Gorgutz: "I dun't care dat de pilot iz ded! Find me anuther one. So I can'z kill him instead!"

@FullmetalOrk

Жыл бұрын

The driver is in two parts too.

@Ujiyo

10 ай бұрын

@@TheRoflcer Fucking orks...

I love how the most replayed voiceline of this video is literally just the Khorne Beserker going batshit insane and going *"UGHGHGUUGHHGLCRCRCRRGRRRALALADUASDAGSh"*

@flakzuludeusex2365

Жыл бұрын

Batshit crazy like a rabid animal.

@zxaoks1090

7 ай бұрын

Worlds most calm Khorne berserker

Khorne Berzerkers - taxi driver's worst nightmare.

@romualdcaffeserre6230

5 жыл бұрын

Cukierman EVERYONE worst nightmare lol

@theimperiumofman102

5 жыл бұрын

We need a new Taxi, this one is dead.

@rustkarl

5 жыл бұрын

That was darkly funny.

@maverikmiller6746

5 жыл бұрын

"This one didn't fly so good."

@bigburd875

3 жыл бұрын

"An at da end of da day, I scraped da blood off da chairs"

"They won... for now..." You're telling me that berzerkers originally had a morale meter?!

@Kragoth86

7 жыл бұрын

In Dawn of War 1 they did

@linkieloos

7 жыл бұрын

Kragoth86 I'm glad it was removed. The very idea of a berzerker "breaking" is completey incomprehensible.

@Kragoth86

7 жыл бұрын

Exactly, after reading more on their lore they basically keep killing undeterred until they are either killed or there are no more enemies and even then they may turn on each other because they must kill in the name of Khorne. The Butcher's Nails are kind of awesome, though it is one of the main reasons the World Eaters fell apart, other than Kharn killing them on Skalathrax which fractured them afterwards forever.

@amitakartok

7 жыл бұрын

I actually have a mod idea for that. Namely, by giving berserkers negative morale regeneration, negative multiplier to morale lost from taking damage and positive morale regen from being in combat, the berserkers continuously lose morale while not fighting but regenerate it while they *are* fighting. This way, you can create a behavior where the berserkers become "fired up" if they stay in combat for more than a few seconds.

@windwind3170

7 жыл бұрын

Wait a second... Vanilla Dawn of War 1 didn't had Khorne Berzerkers didn't they added them in Winter Assault expansion?

I laughed hard when I hear "We need another driver, this one is DEAD" while playing. XD

@neumann2550

8 жыл бұрын

Does he say this when your rhino get destroyed?

@mikaelantonkurki

8 жыл бұрын

+Guardsman PL no it is when leaving the rhino

@kallinator

3 жыл бұрын

I need that one for World of Tanks when your driver died

@brandonakin87

2 жыл бұрын

Apparently he didn't drive quickly enough lol

@Javieror33

2 жыл бұрын

Best quote ever! Lol

I absolutely love the ending quote, it´s like the berserker just stopped and looked around... "WE NEED A NEW DRIVER, THIS ONE IS DEAD."

@GoliathHimself

5 жыл бұрын

nah it's a story in three parts Part 1: Drive quickly before I kill you Part 2: Faster if you know what's good for you Part 3: We need a new driver, this one is dead

@zerlichr426

5 жыл бұрын

Acually i was suprised they have "break morale", "morale restored" quotes

@rustkarl

5 жыл бұрын

Zerlich R Winter Assault had a morale meter but they were stronger

@zerlichr426

5 жыл бұрын

@@rustkarl kinda forgot about that i played winter assault for so little because i bough bundle dawn of war +winter assault and a month or 2 later dark cruasde came out and i played the shit out of in mutliplayer

@Sir_Bucket

4 жыл бұрын

@@rustkarl it doesn't really make sense for me when the grey knight don't have morale meters

0:29 so emotional and meaningful quotes

- WE NEED A NEW EMPRAH. THIS ONE IS DEAD!

@ArrancarX5

8 жыл бұрын

Me[Sorceror Lord]: Your Emprah cannot save you now, Loyalist! Rubric Firing Squad: *BLAM BLAM BLAM!*

@MarianoRyu

8 жыл бұрын

- BLOOD FOR THE EMPEROR! SKULLS FOR THE GOLDEN THRONE!

@TheNemesis432

7 жыл бұрын

You got it all wrong. XENOS, MUTANT, HERETIC BLOOD FOR THE EMPEROR! GOLDEN SKULLS FOR THE GOLDEN THRONE!

@EzraeL91

7 жыл бұрын

Emperors for the Emperor God! Gold for the Golden Throne!

@DeadlyNightshadeZ

6 жыл бұрын

Golden Skulls? Pretty sure Balthasar Gelt isn't alive at this point.

"Its your turn to do the dishes" "THIS ERRAND IS BENEATH ME" "but...you said you'd do them today" "I AM NOT YOUR BOOT LICK"

@HerrHoppenstedt

28 күн бұрын

Check out "Amazon echo, khorne edition".

Khorne Flakes: The breakfast of Chaos Champions.

@gasmaskfacednerd5896

4 жыл бұрын

Side effects: *Death*

@sovietheavy5500

4 жыл бұрын

Khorneflakes killer

@k-leb4671

4 жыл бұрын

Each box comes with a free battleaxe inside!

@alexgonzalezcervera1168

3 жыл бұрын

only HERETICS would laugh at this

@tigerom2827

3 жыл бұрын

37% highly illegal combat steroids

0:29 berserker, you ok?

@fullmetajacket2090

6 жыл бұрын

NEVER!

@masprintpl5043

6 жыл бұрын

Sanity... is for the weak!

@arismafiamafiaiskandar5145

5 жыл бұрын

It's the Butchers nails...that's why

@serioussilliness2064

5 жыл бұрын

Your dog when you leave for a moment and walk back into the room.

@shelleymcrae514

4 жыл бұрын

That’s the sound of someone ascending... or becoming a chaos spawn

0:30, the Butcher's Nails bite a bit too hard 👹

@bomb5hock

5 жыл бұрын

I can see why they used to be called the wardogs

@bryanbarcelo5440

5 жыл бұрын

@@bomb5hock Warhounds, and they were called that before they had the butcher's nails

@bomb5hock

5 жыл бұрын

@@bryanbarcelo5440 thank you for the correction you sir have won the internet today.

@myriad9597

3 жыл бұрын

@@cibo889 If I could have a guess, the fellow is responding to a deleted comment.

They really hit it on the nose with how I would imagined Berzerkers would sound. Impatient, angry, and ready to pile some skulls on the skull throne. "I am not your bootlick!"

@eagercadet4059

2 жыл бұрын

I always thought they were saying "I am not your bootleg"

@MrCh0o

Жыл бұрын

They really hit the *nail* on the head

Circa 2006, trying to install Dark Crusade, a dialogue box opens, informing me that I must update my DirectX to play. *"WE NEED NEW DRIVERS! THESE ONES ARE DEAD."*

"FASTER! If you know what's good for you." "We need a new driver, this one is dead!" Guess he didn't go fast enough.

[Video driver crashed and was reset!] WE NEED A NEW DRIVER, THIS ONE IS DEAD

@steelthebleedingalloy4696

7 жыл бұрын

Is it bad that i just think there is a cultist driving a rino scared of his life with those guys telling him to be faster. Kinda funny to.

@XavierX212

7 жыл бұрын

Me everytime i get that mission "Escape" in payday 2 where driver dies.

@sadenar2719

6 жыл бұрын

A khornate cultist being scared for his life? pathetic...

I was playing a game awhile back with some friends (I was playing Chaos). The game got bugged after awhile, it was a very long game of Annihilation. My most memorable moment from that game was sending two squads of berzerkers after some imperial guards and a chimera. Some of the guards jumped into the chimera and cornered themselves. My berzerkers' voices got looped and kept screaming "BREAK THEIR BACKS! BREAK THEIR BACKS! BREAK THEIR BACKS!" their voices overlapping before cracking open the tank and killing everyone inside. After the game, I told everyone what had happened with my berzerkers' voices and we started discussing how fucking scary that would be... Being stuck in a tank that can't escape and these giant armored men swinging massive axes that sound worse than chainsaws into the tank and GETTING THROUGH. Except, chain axes aren't all you hear, you just "BREAK THEIR BACKS!" getting louder and louder as new holes and gashes are chopped into the vehicle and you have nowhere to go. Your weapons do next to nothing against their armor as they fire random shots into the now massive holes on the tank. The engine is long disabled, the crew is either dead or just as stuck as you are, the turret is dead because there's no power and the men scream "BREAK THEIR BACKS!" as everyone around you makes futile attempts to fight back before one of the armored men gets through the hatch, hacking at the nearest man then shooting several more before anyone can react. Fucking terrifying.

@randomshmuck4724

6 жыл бұрын

Furiam Ostenha Comical. Im not really good at dow unfortunately so i can't really play chaos that well, though i play it better than any other race.

@SMT-ks8yp

5 жыл бұрын

Here's Johnny!

@S4T4N1C_P4N1C

4 жыл бұрын

B R E A K T H E I R B A C K S

@Bytheemperor

4 жыл бұрын

SPLIT THEM OPEN!!! :v

@retardcorpsman

3 жыл бұрын

0:38

#notyourbootlick

@tech-adeptzeth1648

7 жыл бұрын

AS YOU WISH BUT SET US LOOSE!!

@nolan2664

7 жыл бұрын

Don't provoke me!

@jonahwilson6385

7 жыл бұрын

This errand is beneath me!

@rustkarl

6 жыл бұрын

WHO DIES FIRST!?

@orobogamer3.040

Күн бұрын

Grgrrafagafgdhsragwhsgagararagaatrahhggg

"Break their backs!" Bane was probably the first Khorne beserker :P

@Mister_Kourkoutas

10 жыл бұрын

Khorne Berzerkers scream "BRREAK THEIR BAAACKS!!!" Slaaneshi Noise Marines scream "RRRAAAPE THEIR AAAASSSS!!!"

@Zeroczar

9 жыл бұрын

SinDawg030 Who was the first Noise Marine?

@Mister_Kourkoutas

9 жыл бұрын

Those would be the members of the Emperor's Children Legion who listened to and were corrupted by the Slaaneshi symphony, the Maraviglia and subsequently used the instruments involved as weapons during the Battle of Istvaan V at the start of the Horus Heresy. That or it was the ancient Terran known as Skrillex.

@jessicadonner1747

8 жыл бұрын

+Zeroczar Justin Bieber

@Mister_Kourkoutas

8 жыл бұрын

Jessica Donner Having seen Mad Max: Fury Road, I can state with some certainty that the first Noise Marine was a war musician of a techno-barbarian Warlord during the Age of Strife in Terra's southern regions known to history only as "Coma the Doof Warrior".

When he said "BLRLRRRRGURGURUGRUGRGGGG" I felt that

Buy corn? It will be done.

@Sir_knight_trooper

5 жыл бұрын

JT NOC we do it for BeAnS

@pug-aloentertainment3801

4 жыл бұрын

Come down today And try some Khorne Or we will sacrifice your newborn *AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!*

This is one of the most incidentally hilarious units.

The voice actors on this game went so fucking HARD

This voice acting is fuckin....just fucking....majestic....its a thing of monstrous beauty...

@LemonRush7777

6 жыл бұрын

Really puts the ham in "warhammer". I love it.

0:36-0:44 It's just not the same when it's not being screamed in your ear dozens of times.

MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES!

@LemonRush7777

10 жыл бұрын

BUTTER FOR THE POP KHORNE! Let the galaxy burp!

@thelegendaryfartmaster1864

6 жыл бұрын

NO! KHORNE FLAKES need BLOOD!!!

@thelegendaryfartmaster1864

6 жыл бұрын

+FeanorBR POP KHORNE is served with BRAINS!

@noisemarine561

6 жыл бұрын

Have some Khorne flakes, so you kickstart your day with HOMOCIDAL FRENZY!

@ChaplainPhantasm

3 жыл бұрын

RIFFS FOR THE KHORNE BAND!

1:44 The enemy FINALLY

"I AM INVINCIBLE" ...you are a loony...

@furiousfinch1587

9 жыл бұрын

Hah! Monty Python joke! Well done.

@MS6InvaderCommander

8 жыл бұрын

+Keydan THE KHORNATE BERSEKER ALWAYS TRIUMPHS!

@topkekvideos6300

7 жыл бұрын

Sundowner referense

@fullmetajacket2090

6 жыл бұрын

YOU ARE CORRECT!

@Erfierazgzb0ss4u

6 жыл бұрын

TOPKEK VIDEOS why dont we ever hear speeches about COMMANDA BØREAL

I love how all their quotes are essentially in all caps

My first encounter with chaos was this game. When i clicked on the heretic i was immediately terrified but intrigued. Then the berzerkers happened. I fell in love on that day. And his name was Khorne

Looking back, one has to admit that this game had an amazing soundtrack and even better voice acting. Not everyone can say "Kill... KILL!!!" with such conviction.

This is your brain on khorne:

0:13 THIS IS THE LUNCH TIME

2:20 WE NEED A NEW DRIVER! THIS ONE IS DEAD! (always my favorite)

1:03 >me after drinking a single drink

0:37 RAAAAAPE THEIR BATS!!!!

@Rebellions

5 жыл бұрын

The Night Lords are very glad to not be on the side of the imperium when Berzerkers are around.

@sonicsucks20

4 жыл бұрын

Khorne hates rape.

@LordVader1094

4 жыл бұрын

@@sonicsucks20 Khorne actually doesn't give a shit.

@sovietheavy5500

4 жыл бұрын

Lol they are a secretly Slanesh worshipers

@intergalactichumanempire9759

4 жыл бұрын

That’s how patient zero got coronavirus.

So my squad was riding in a Rhino with Kharn the Betrayer to some random town on the planet we were currently invading when, likely out of boredom, he stood up and shouted, "We need a new driver, this one is dead!" And shoots the driver -causing the Rhino to turn and flip off of the overpass we were on and land on a chaos dreadnought (which i found out later). I then blacked out... ...When I finally came to due to a loud grinding sound caused by Kharn using his chainaxe to cut the front of the Rhino off ...Which really worried me as i could see a bunch of greenskins running at us and i would've liked to try to see if the Rhino would still drive ...Or at the very least use it for cover. ...As soon as the front cut loose and fell, Kharn immediately picked it up (the wheel in his left hand and his right supporting most of the weight from beneath) and exclaimed, "We will deliver pure evil into the heart of the enemy!" before charging straight at the orks -who were looking mighty surprised ...Well, for orks that is. ...I was suffering a bit of blood loss, as to be expected for such an ordeal, because i kept blacking in and out.. But inbetween that i managed see Kharn use the Rhino's steering wheel to kill the Nob of the ork party and, after shouting "Deploying smoke!" shoved a frag grenade into the contraption on the back of, what i assume, one of their meks. I don't know how Kharn knew that that particular mek was using a steam engine to power his gear, if he knew at all, but boy did that explosion really cloud the area. ....I couldn't see the rest of the fight through all the smoke. ....And i think i the blood loss finally got to me -i woke up several hours later when a medic and the tech priest he was assisting finally came around to investigate the silent dreadnought..... But when i later heard Kharn returned to his quarters on the ship with a blood covered steering wheel as a memento i chuckled a bit... That Kharn, what a good guy.

@cpt3171

8 жыл бұрын

+WayWard Trout i am sorry but no one is going to read this /:

@McFrager

8 жыл бұрын

+BrotherCaptainDonut ...Probably not, no.. But whatever.

@kamielheeres8687

8 жыл бұрын

+WayWard Trout I did, Kharn is such a swell guy isn't he?

@McFrager

8 жыл бұрын

Kamiel Heeres And my old commissar said no one would read my newsletter.. Ha! Shows what that headless dick knows.

@GothicSatnist666

8 жыл бұрын

+WayWard Trout i read it

0:29 mood fr

man, this brings back many good memories.

@neumann2550

10 жыл бұрын

Yea, especially "rvvxrxrcerwetc" or "fhthjtjtjkliyukytrhr"

@Dynamic1809

8 жыл бұрын

Oh damn this comment is nearly two years old? flies by...

@neumann2550

8 жыл бұрын

Yeah.

@John-Stark

5 жыл бұрын

@@Dynamic1809 Now it's 5 years!

@HalfBrain2137

3 жыл бұрын

Yh

this sounds like every character I role up for role-player games, no wonder my gm said I would be a khorne berserker for an role-playing converted version of warhammer

@augustusaurelius2628

4 жыл бұрын

Thought your comment was mine for a moment. Seems like something i would write

@LCDqBqA

3 жыл бұрын

It was a momentary madness

WHO RECORDED ME AFTER A HEAVY NIGHT OF DRINKING?!

@Kemonokami

9 жыл бұрын

DanSlab I want to see you at a party.

@Shyyrn

9 жыл бұрын

DanSlab "THE TROPHY IS MIIIINE!" "That's a traffic cone. Put it down."

@hatefulvengeance

9 жыл бұрын

Shyyrn CONE'S FOR THE CONE GOD!!!

@solaireofastora7727

8 жыл бұрын

+Lef.T.McGuu CONE'S FOR THE CONE THRONE

@Kemonokami

8 жыл бұрын

Shyyrn "This is the police! Get off the roof and step away from my daughter!"

THIS IS NOT LUNCH TIME 0:13

@violetfox7332

9 жыл бұрын

'This is THE lunch time",actually

@TheRumChum

9 жыл бұрын

Евгений Панин dont prevoke me ...

@TheZINGularity

9 жыл бұрын

TheRumChum dont PROVOKE me

@alex325w

9 жыл бұрын

He said "This is the Last Time!" lol

@altansirin5830

6 жыл бұрын

THIS IS THE BREAKFAST TIME!!! MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES!!!!!

1:03 -You can be crueler than that, brother.

God, I just love when they go like "KWKDIDSKDKKD... WKJRIEOSNENF" or something like that Amazing

This is my childhood. I'll never forget this game as long as I live. And yes my sons will play this game.

@brandonaughtman9091

8 жыл бұрын

Is he a follower of Khrone? Does he make his old man proud when he swings his chainaxe about? ^-^

Such great voice work, so much character in the language and delivery.

When you realise Berserkers originally has a morale meter.

@TheLordOfBeans

2 ай бұрын

Their morale is how much BLOOD there is

"Nooo! This can not be!" "They won...for now." So it appears that originally the Berzerkers were planned for being designed WITH the actual morale bar applicable to them. Or maybe that was some very 1.0 Winter Assault version?

@furiousfinch1587

9 жыл бұрын

They originally had a morale meter, but a patch cut it out, because boys of Khorne don't have a morale meter.

@AnnNightNoxana

9 жыл бұрын

Invisifat NotApplicable Thanks buddy.

@stachan24

5 жыл бұрын

They had morale cuz they were so much fucking OP (like they are in the lore) and rushing them made you win all the time (sounds great) so they gave em a morale to nerf them, and then they removed morale to be it more accurate and made them really suck

@Rebellions

4 ай бұрын

Winter Assault Berzerkers were straight up better than Possessed Squads, their supposed best non-heroic melee unit. Except you didn't need a Daemon Pit to make Berzerkers, just a tier 2 stronghold.

You know what would be a really savage thing to do? Set those berzerkers at range stance :D

@FiendMatadorSlayerOfNoobs

8 жыл бұрын

+Ich Bin Asiatin Poor bastards.

@MarianoRyu

8 жыл бұрын

Don't PROVOKE me.

@Fr0st1989

8 жыл бұрын

they use their guns in melee too :D swing their axe then unload a few shots point blank, etc

@stefanocillo2703

7 жыл бұрын

You're a MONSTER! ç___ç

@KingLich451

2 жыл бұрын

"Why the hell do we have bolters?"

"As you wish, but set us loose!"

"Break their backs!" "Break them in half!" (This one is missing from the description) "Attack!"

2:14 my fav story in 40k

0:37 if one of your early round strats is just sending out a khorne berserker wave as your first offensive move like it is mine expect to hear this line a lot

>bLOOD blood Blood! HAHAHHAHAHAH The most enthusiastic joy about seeing a blood ever.

“While you’re out, could you grab some milk?” YOU WANT THAT WORTHLESS TRINKET?!

there's nothing like landing a winning wound roll in tabletop and looking at your opponent so you can shout "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!" XD

YOU WANT THAT WORTHLES TRINKET?!

Imagine being stuck fighting for eternity.

1:06 When you go on a killstreak in any first person shooter

Such a fitting music :D

"You want that worthless trinket?" "It's mine now."

What a happy guy. :3c

I really like this low res image of a world eater a lot.

Being a driver for this dude is as dangerous as going through the warp

1:03 - You're a looney.

@dannydan352

8 жыл бұрын

+zillafire101 tis but a scratch

@zillafire101

8 жыл бұрын

+Danny Dan What are you talking about, your arm's off!

@dannydan352

8 жыл бұрын

zillafire101 *looks at * no it isint ...

@zillafire101

8 жыл бұрын

+Danny Dan *Points at the limb on the ground * Alright, then what's that than?

@Siegberg91

8 жыл бұрын

+zillafire101 just a flesh wound

I miss when Winter Assault launched and Berserkers had insane damage on buildings and vehicles. Just rush Zerkers and you have an easy win, unless your foe was Chaos then it came down to luck lol.

“So much blood…too much to drink” said with a whimper lol

*I AM INVINCIBLE*

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES!

"We need a new driver! This one is DEAD."

Best 40K voice goes to... XD

@CryingZombie666

6 жыл бұрын

hi

sometimes I listen to this to remember when times were simpler

Thank you for sharing the files.

"You only need to click once, fool" - Mordekaiser from LoL "Why aren't we killing yet?" - Khorne berserkers teaching me how i should be playing RTS games

"BREAK THEIR BAACKS!!" *Bane Approves*

@ofloirendo

2 жыл бұрын

blood blood blood

Me at 2am heating up the corn in the microwave: 0:10

BREAK THEIR BACKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

0:29 The day Tim Allen became a servant of Khorne was a somber one.

Khorne berserker: BREAK THEIR BACKS! Guardsman (Leman Russ arrived) : Thought they broke our backs HA!

1:18 That f*****g mosquito while trying to sleep.

See, until I played chaos in a skirmish, I thought only one squad of these guys was allowed. BUT NOW? I reaped my horrible bloody vengeance against the eldar.

Is it bad if I’ve genuinely said at least a few of these lines when I was especially angry?

B R E A K T H E I R B A C K S

Anyone else get a hard on sending these guys right into a mob of tau fire warriors?

0:28 - 0:37 typical discussion on twitter

1:12 Pokemons for the Pokemon throne!

@jeremy_byrdpikachu3607

2 ай бұрын

Heh... "By Arceus, it will be done!"

Sitting down with a nice cup of chamomile tea and playing this to unwind after a long day

BY CORN

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

0:29 0:37 what a convincing argument my good sir

I AM NOT YOUR BOOTLICK!!!

Last one is my favorite.

"Where is the blood I was promised ?" :D

who came here after watching alexa warhammer 40k edition?

"Почему мы еще живы?!"

Heartwarming.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE, KHORNE FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES

I like how the music ends just as the Berzerker says the driver is dead.

@snaki89, you sir are a god among men. I've searched far and wide to find the audio files for the Dawn of War games to no avail until now. All hail Snaki89!

*orders to capture* "YOU WANT THAT WORTHLESS TRINKET????" *finishes capture* "THE TROPHY IS MINEEEEEEEEE!!!!!" Make up your mind, dude.