It doesn't even look like hes eating the melon it just looks like he bit it with malicious intent to cause grievous harm.

@Burgerzaza

3 жыл бұрын

He probably felt threatened by the people and they used the melon to demonstrate its bite power

@apassionatenerd.3564

3 жыл бұрын

Its because most animals are driven by hunger and survival instincts. Snapping turtles, on the other hand, are fueled by raw hatred and malice exclusively.

@user-ht6ql1rn3w

3 жыл бұрын

Turtle calmly bites the watermelon with malicious intent

@focalized

3 жыл бұрын

It figures enough bites will eventually get to the hand.

@sonofjay817

3 жыл бұрын

Um, yeah, that's pretty much what he was doing.

Never thought I’d be more scared of a turtle than any dog on the planet

@GodhandPhemto

3 жыл бұрын

Dog: Grips and mauls hand Turtle: Flash* Hands gone.

@bemusedbandersnatch2069

3 жыл бұрын

Oh I can fix that! In many impoverished parts of the world the local dogs can carry rabies. One deep bite and lack of access to vaccines and you have a 100% chance of dying a horrible death as your brain gets ripped apart by the virus.

@diiamond5919

3 жыл бұрын

@@bemusedbandersnatch2069 that’s only in poor areas of the world didn’t really change nothing most people don’t travel to the poorest parts of the world but turtles are every where

@jakeli788

3 жыл бұрын

@@diiamond5919 most turtles can't do this, alligator snapping turtle is found primarily in waters of the southeastern United States, so you are more likely to meet a dog carrying rabies than alligator snapping turtle when you view the probability related to all locations on the Earth. Also dog carrying rabies is aggressive toward human while turtle aren't, so don't worry about turtle, dog is more dangerous to human generally on the Earth.

@diiamond5919

3 жыл бұрын

@@jakeli788 hun rabies isn’t a death sentence I don’t see rabies infested dogs running around stop tryna justify about rabies in dogs you just said most poor countries I’m not from a third world country so yes I’ll be more scared of giant turtles it’s just my opinion I don’t where your from but we have things to help prevent that

Snapping turtle: "one day human, that watermelon will be your head"

@HeaVenBoyY

2 жыл бұрын

How?

@aoiblues7928

2 жыл бұрын

@@HeaVenBoyY when he fell asleep the turtle will snap him

@AsocialMisanthrope

2 жыл бұрын

Soon

@T.M....

2 жыл бұрын

@@aoiblues7928 you do realise, that turtle became soup

@iforgortoputaname8076

2 жыл бұрын

@@T.M.... oof 💀

doctor: "real life Bowser doesn't exist he can't hurt you" real life Bowser:

@jayb9310

2 жыл бұрын

@Guy Fawkes thank you grandpa but they're the same guy, King Koopa and Bowser

@lelouchvibritannia4028

2 жыл бұрын

@@jayb9310 No, he's Godzilla. Obviously.

@jayb9310

2 жыл бұрын

@@lelouchvibritannia4028 are you sure that isn't just a Florida alligator

@lelouchvibritannia4028

2 жыл бұрын

@@jayb9310 :o

@mwwill5465

2 жыл бұрын

@@lelouchvibritannia4028 Ever heard of Gamera?

I was expecting a wholesome video of turtle eating but it was intense

@999m3strin3r

3 жыл бұрын

@LABORATÓRIO DO FUNK kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

@abrar5941

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@FIREcrochethairstyles

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@madezra64

3 жыл бұрын

Nothing wholesome about an alligator snapper. They are not aggressive but they are still very powerful creatures that you wanna avoid if you like keeping all the skin and flesh on your fingers and toes :3

@nooneinparticular5256

3 жыл бұрын

The keyword of the day: SNAPPING turtle.

Dads when their daughter brings back a boy: Release the turtle

@irondragon1785

3 жыл бұрын

“GAMERA! Go fetch”

@matchasoda5985

3 жыл бұрын

AHAHAH LMAO

@Rollerbear712

3 жыл бұрын

nah, he IS the turtle

@mbdarkialtdookluj

3 жыл бұрын

Wait, what you mean "Brings back a boy"

@afallenhuman

3 жыл бұрын

@@mbdarkialtdookluj "This is my Boyfriend Dad"

I love how he releases it as if he had just realized how much of a monster he was holding.

@joshuakim5240

2 жыл бұрын

What's ironic is that alligator snapping turtles are much less aggressive than regular snapping turtles. Alligator snapping turtles may look like the forbidden lovechild of Godzilla and Gamora, but it's an ambush predator that never actively seeks prey in favor of sitting around with its mouth and worm-looking tongue open. As long as you do not put any body part into its mouth (it WILL snap and sever whatever you put into it), you're completely safe. You can even tap your hand onto its mouth, not putting it in the mouth, and it won't attempt to chomp (Coyote Peterson demonstrated this, that madlad).

@tardigrade8019

2 жыл бұрын

@@joshuakim5240 it's not that they are necessarily less aggressive, it's just that they have shorter, less flexible necks. On common snappers, you have to hold them further back on they shell, otherwise they can probably reach you and try to take a few fingers. Alligator snapers just aren't able to do that.

@I-sniff-ur-moms-ass-daily

10 ай бұрын

😂😂😂👍🏻🤣

@NoriMori1992

10 ай бұрын

That's what I thought too 😂

@subhasishghosh6924

9 ай бұрын

You mean Gamera?@@joshuakim5240

That 'worrr' sound dude made after the turtle snapped at the watermelon is the most Japanese sound you could ever hear.

@DedeJasindra

2 жыл бұрын

it's not worr, it's woah

@switch12345678

2 жыл бұрын

Chinese also

@xLatinAssazzin

2 жыл бұрын

Godzilla wins flawless victory

@Green_Shift

2 жыл бұрын

I make that same exact sound before I trip over something

@TttTtt-zo7kt

2 жыл бұрын

"Whoa" is probably the least ethnic-specific sound you could ever hear.

The way that some of the watermelon splatted on the camera like it's blood on a fps game is just perfect.

@soobsoul

3 жыл бұрын

I thought that blur was a censor because the man hand was snapped or something 💀

@adammartins9735

3 жыл бұрын

It reminds me of the *_cougar in this video_* kzread.info/dash/bejne/h2amsNCzhtLag5M.html&lake

@Greeker360

3 жыл бұрын

@@adammartins9735 that cougar looks cute ngl

@brightblue2415

3 жыл бұрын

@@Greeker360 Adam is a spambot who leaves that exact same reply on a lot of comments.

@Greeker360

3 жыл бұрын

@@brightblue2415 i realized but still

Bite: Startup frames 1-2, active frames 3-6, end lag 7-30. Damage - lethal

@yelpkelp9134

3 жыл бұрын

+100 intimidation

@thosebloodybadgers8499

3 жыл бұрын

Is it safe on block? What about priority? If you can use that shit as a meaty that's gonna be crazy, turtles already low-profile a lot while standing so coupled with this you wouldn't be able to DP against them at all.

@Bones_

3 жыл бұрын

@@thosebloodybadgers8499 I don't have the character for testing, but I have a feeling this moves priority makes any block meaningless... That's DLC privilege for you.

@Perfectionado

3 жыл бұрын

What has Sakurai created.

@g-rett6893

3 жыл бұрын

I read that in RDJ's Sherlock Holme's voice.

PETA: _”That’s abuse!”_ Turtle with watermelon: _”It’s actually quite delicious”_

@REALmikegordan

2 жыл бұрын

Also PETA: "KILL THE TURTLE!"

@DvNezarto

2 жыл бұрын

@@REALmikegordan *turtle snaps the hands off of the PETA death squads*

@SpiderandMosquito

2 жыл бұрын

@@DvNezarto Try to get that needle in me boy come on come come on I triple dog dare ya! Dooooo iiiiiit

@yourroboticfriendexe4907

2 жыл бұрын

XD

@randompheidoleminor3011

2 жыл бұрын

Snapping turtles are primarily carnivores, it probably spit the watermelon out after lol

It doesn't look like he's eating at all. He's trying to assert dominance

Day 1 after being caught by humans: they gave me some type of ball, so I bit into it, it was cronchy. Good

@adammartins9735

3 жыл бұрын

It reminds me of the *_cougar in this video_* kzread.info/dash/bejne/h2amsNCzhtLag5M.html&.udn

@joegun4259

3 жыл бұрын

@@adammartins9735 *squishy ball*

@LegendKiller246

2 жыл бұрын

this remind me of gaining my pet seagull Steven trust.

@dalethechipmunk3873

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah!!

@user-tv5kg5fl9i

2 жыл бұрын

لو وضع يده بدل البطيخة 😂

This reminds me of the turtle in the amazing world of gumball. Edit: Glad to know that many of us shared similar childhood that was filled with good shows like these.

@themolawcaller1438

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah good point

@viniciossilva2293

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/pnqh0MWFc7iogLg.html

@LuizFelipe-yy3ld

3 жыл бұрын

@@viniciossilva2293 tu é burro mlk claramente eu não achei engravidar

@gamingworldfun5987

3 жыл бұрын

Same XD

@ameucop

3 жыл бұрын

A turtle that can survive explosion😎

Alligator snapper: C R O N C H The watermelon: *Tis but a scratch*

At least I feel happy if you make it snap those soft objects, not hard ones like in the other video. Anyone else?

@unromanoarecareanaveragero8275

3 жыл бұрын

Dude, you’re everywhere (just like me btw :) )!

@juniorpet3772

2 жыл бұрын

ALLIGATOR 🐊

@CreeseDF

2 жыл бұрын

say that again, but actually make sense.

@tooost1886

2 жыл бұрын

Like how Coyote Peterson used his arm (it had a guard on it) to get bit by the animal

@dl5498

2 жыл бұрын

Watermelon is not soft

I had one of these for a while. He literally just came walking up to my yard one day. I fed him some lettuce 🙂 I only kept him for a month or two before I gave him to a local wildlife center-but he was a neat little pet while I had him. His name was shelbert 😂 he was just too big for my condo and my gf was terrified he’d eat our cat Melvin.

@ravisingh-jk1yp

3 жыл бұрын

Awww so cute 🥰

@vladutfrasincar6262

3 жыл бұрын

Do you still see him ?

@ERK_925

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh said he had one of these sheesh😭😭

@lisethrodriguez85

3 жыл бұрын

Yea you need to have license to keep these even these turtles are able to eat anything

@TactileTherapy

3 жыл бұрын

How are you typing this with no fingers?

I remember when tmnt 2 came out people were like “why did they pick a snapping turtle? That’s not so scary.” This. This is why.

@zoefurlong8031

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr? They aren't called a snapping turtle for nothing.

@adammartins9735

3 жыл бұрын

It reminds me of the *_cougar in this video_* kzread.info/dash/bejne/h2amsNCzhtLag5M.html&lakb

@AbbasKhan9364

3 жыл бұрын

@@adammartins9735 Why does everything remind you of the cougar in that video?

@user-rk7xq6zj7r

3 жыл бұрын

Qi pas

@PowerRedBullTypology

3 жыл бұрын

tokka and razor! (or something)

Man: "Here's a watermelon" Turtle: "Oh Snap"

That's why I never get close to a snapping turtle. This is extra important if you're a man and you know why.

@malcontender6319

2 жыл бұрын

One must ask why you are near these turtles in.. that state.

@Clarkeisawesome

2 жыл бұрын

the ol' peanut butter trick

@zabiarayyan7056

2 жыл бұрын

@@malcontender6319 hahah yah he sounds like there is turtles everywhere around on streets hahahh

@demonofdeath4491

2 жыл бұрын

I had a snapping turtle as my pet once I even put my finger near it's mouth never really bit me 😂

@MeatBunFul

2 жыл бұрын

Bites it clean

"Did u put your watermelon in the goblet of fire?" -dumbledore bite calmly

@matchasoda5985

3 жыл бұрын

Pls- 💀

@bigbigbelly

3 жыл бұрын

Yo what a reference lol

@ryuudevie7

3 жыл бұрын

We are never, ever going to forget that, are we XD?

@al_temuri

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@legiousiamdccclxxxviii6268

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

This is the least active comment section I have ever seen...

@Mufalmar

3 жыл бұрын

Yo, how have I come by 4 minutes after you posted. Also its telling me there's 59 comments but I'm seeing 3...

@shoyo6402

3 жыл бұрын

I am seeing 89 comments

@user-yz3wf1iu8x

3 жыл бұрын

Why you are first I'm 2 hrs late

@kevinmehta290

3 жыл бұрын

Because after watching this video most viewers have crapped their pants. 😆

@hectorarturovazquezcuevas9847

3 жыл бұрын

Haha your comment is the first after 7 years

Normal turtle: *quiet eating noises* Alligator snapping turtle: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

At first I thought it was a small turtle and a tiny watermelon 😂 I didn't know snapping turtles were so big!

@joelcoley2606

3 жыл бұрын

They get a lot bigger than this. The one you see is barely over normal size.

@tardigrade8019

2 жыл бұрын

Also, this is an alligator snapping turtle (also called Loggerheads), which grow to be much bigger than common snapping turtles.

@BeyondAldebaran

Ай бұрын

Despite all the comments insisting this is an alligator snapping turtle, it is in fact a dinosaur. Life found a way.

This is legit "The Amazing World of Gumball" turtle in real life

@robbieking4070

3 жыл бұрын

Actually, the Gumball turtle does exist in real life. The African Softshell Turtle. It's not as strong as a snapping turtle but it's jaws can cut off fingers and break bones.

@lennyy1211

3 жыл бұрын

The one in gumball gave me nightmares 😄

@kadae2932

3 жыл бұрын

you unlocked my lost memory dude- lol

@dehydratdwater

3 жыл бұрын

Hydrate my water.

@keremtheturk9199

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao true

Alligator snapper: Hey, that wasn't a fish. Are you trying to poison me? LOL

@hergrandson

3 жыл бұрын

haha

@deepocean6113

3 жыл бұрын

@@hergrandson haha

@trinity6880

3 жыл бұрын

l

@timmycu

3 жыл бұрын

@@deepocean6113 haha

@bobzilla1233

3 жыл бұрын

it will more poison if it is living creature, the blood everywhere are you psycho

I raised one of these guys for a few years. Found him in the middle of the freeway & about the size of a quarter - named him Winston Churchill. He got pretty big before he passed away & was super friendly, would crawl all over you.

@Headset537

2 жыл бұрын

RIP Mr. Churchill

@Theprimaryfocus

2 жыл бұрын

They can live up 100 years. Wonder how he died...

@atbtrendy9932

2 жыл бұрын

Did he made bengali starve like the real one?

@coranbaker6401

10 ай бұрын

Died after a few years? Either he had some kind of health defect or you didn't take care of him well at all.

@9_Lights

10 ай бұрын

@@coranbaker6401 So, what's it like being a slimeball that insults people's grief towards their loved ones?

The way how he looks at the camera chomping the watermelon makes me think he’s saying “you’re next😃🔪” to the cameraman

@dalethechipmunk3873

2 жыл бұрын

Yes!!

@wujehotalarixersareth4108

2 жыл бұрын

I from Brazil

@cpmobil2

2 жыл бұрын

The camera man is the all powerful entity. He is immortal and can Vclip through anything and everything if he so chooses

@helicopter2293

2 жыл бұрын

😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

If I was holding the turtle my brain would go: "dont-stick-your-fingers-in-there-dont-stick-your-fingers-in-there" and at the same time "do-it-do-it-do-it"

@MrAndrewtheguru

3 жыл бұрын

Fun fact, that sensation is called the "Call of the Void!" It sucks!

@zea4k

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrAndrewtheguru sound like lovecraft

@MrAndrewtheguru

3 жыл бұрын

@@zea4k It is a legitimate psychological phenomenon, in which, against all reason, your brain says "Just one more step" when you're standing on the edge of a cliff or "What would happen if I pushed him?" If you're next to a friend leaning over a bridge.

@leem.5917

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrAndrewtheguru Coming to think of it, our brains are hilariously nihilistic

@Grimshin1

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrAndrewtheguru so that’s why I wanna “accidentally” drop/throw my keys or phone from the top of a bridge! It’s a phenomenon! Good news! I’m not completely coco for cocopuffs:P

Godzilla and Kong about to throw down later this year. Meanwhile Gamera's eating watermelon and chilling with his homies.

@bryanzarazua7221

3 жыл бұрын

I wanna see Gamera in the theater

@mckid6680

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh i forgot that kaiju existed

@drakke125Channel

3 жыл бұрын

gamera doing that spinning thing again XD

@Yamanosei95

3 жыл бұрын

Gamera is in Daiei’s locker forgotten

@CrumtowN

3 жыл бұрын

IKR HE LOOKS LIKE GAMERA

I am doing this to show the world that we have such beautiful animals in our planet and we have to protect them.

I grew up in southern Missouri and saw alligator snapping turtles frequently around the river. I even saw a nest one laid eggs in once.

That looked more like a defensive snap, than a gift of dinner.

@tardigrade8019

2 жыл бұрын

That's just how alligator snappers are. They're tongue looks like a worm and acts as a fish lure. There is pretty much no difference between a defensive and hunting snap for them, they just snap.

What went through my mind was: “That could’ve been someone’s head!”

@msstry1

3 жыл бұрын

That was my first and only thought about it!!!😅🤣🤣

@ruppiify

3 жыл бұрын

or his arm 😂 damn that's scary!

@TheRealJohnHooper

3 жыл бұрын

Or a hand..

@ZakaPatch

3 жыл бұрын

me six

@ryanlimci

3 жыл бұрын

What would happen if that was someone's dixk?

imagine snapping turtles could spin their heads like owls

Fun fact: the density of a human head is extremely close to that of a watermelon

@vapecat1982

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks god we have bones hahaha

@akshatsingha3193

10 ай бұрын

So can I chop my friend head with a kitchen knife?

@tastefullthickness

10 ай бұрын

​@@akshatsingha3193You can never know, unless you try.

@ZoofyZoof

10 ай бұрын

@@vapecat1982 I think you're missing the point, or I'm missing the joke

KZread : 8 Years have passed, let's recommend this video to everyone! 😂

@snorx2777

3 жыл бұрын

yeaaa

@jacobmulligan3832

3 жыл бұрын

Yep

@_Useful_channel_

3 жыл бұрын

*СУПЕР ПРИКОЛЬНО ВСЕ ЭТО Заходите в гости ко мне посмотреть на стаю домашних крыс))))*

@cosmicconcious

3 жыл бұрын

im tellin yall , it’s something deep about the number 8

@iawskiedrogi9061

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

Master Oogway:"Believe, There are no accidents".

@peroperic1251

3 жыл бұрын

Ahahahahah

@rudramahto6462

3 жыл бұрын

I happy that still people know about kung fu panda

@user-eb9jw9pu4y

3 жыл бұрын

@@rudramahto6462 ฟฟฟ

@Kiran-md2px

3 жыл бұрын

yeah sweetheart 😍😘

@adammartins9735

3 жыл бұрын

It reminds me of the *_cougar in this video_* kzread.info/dash/bejne/h2amsNCzhtLag5M.html&lakff

“Your fruit killing skill is remarkable”

Turtle: "And that is why you should probably put me down."

@uniqueurl

2 жыл бұрын

Well, that firm grip is that guy's life saver

His Looks in the end make it even more ""SCARIER""😂

@adammartins9735

3 жыл бұрын

It reminds me of the *_cougar in this video_* kzread.info/dash/bejne/h2amsNCzhtLag5M.html&ulj

@nloc1929

2 жыл бұрын

Turtle stares into your damn soul and makes velociraptor noises

@glenneric1

2 жыл бұрын

more scary = scarier more scarier = nonsense

@nloc1929

2 жыл бұрын

@@glenneric1 more scary = scarier more scarier = scariest more scariest = not too bad

Her: Please be gentle Also her:

@adammartins9735

3 жыл бұрын

It reminds me of the *_cougar in this video_* kzread.info/dash/bejne/h2amsNCzhtLag5M.html&cgrwd

@Senselessnesss

3 жыл бұрын

It’s the other way around sir

@voose03

3 жыл бұрын

😁😁

@onemoremisfit

3 жыл бұрын

Nobody: Will it fit in my Honda? Hold my beer Am I a joke to you? Asking for a friend Everybody gangsta End this man’s whole career He protecc, he attacc … Sexual/genitalia innuendo/big balls Scatological/potty joke Question of quantity answered yes Plot twist Left/entered the chat Gaming reference Dislikes are from I’m a simple man Not gonna lie No one gonna talk about Last time I was this early First Legend has it That’ll buff right out Fun fact (X) be like (X) intensifies (X) wants to know your location Ha ha (X) go brrrrr POV: (X) (X): Also (X): Her: I'm home alone YT algorithm counting down years Who’s watching in current year? You Tube recommendations So you've chosen death? Understandable, have a great day Punch line below read more

@metalheadmaniac8686

2 жыл бұрын

@@onemoremisfit not only have I seen all of these but I have also seen all of them in one comment section

No matter how much that turtle stares down the cameraman, they are no match for the cameraman For the cameraman is an immortal being who travels the world by teleporting to make sure every second of humanity is recorded. In other words... *me*

@damoji5332

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you Kim Jong-un, leader of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea

@AceYoPro

2 жыл бұрын

Kim your first on SWISS001 and now you’re here, damn you have a wide interest to say the least!

@jakafe1188

2 жыл бұрын

Hi dear my fearless leader

@orangemccoy7866

2 жыл бұрын

im waiting for someone to miss the joke and go "uHhH yOuR dUmB nObOdY iS iMmOrTaL iDiOt!1!!1"

@Leo-gb1mo

2 жыл бұрын

Please update your photo.

The way the guy goes “OOOH!” Kills me every time

I love how it snaps on 2,5, like :"You aint the boss of me, hoomin!"

That is not a turtle... that is a hydraulic press.

@vkplus100

3 жыл бұрын

BLASTOISE!!

@adammartins9735

3 жыл бұрын

It reminds me of the *_cougar in this video_* kzread.info/dash/bejne/h2amsNCzhtLag5M.html&lakvc

Turtle: "Ahaa, I told you I'd crush his head like a watermelon! So now wh...huh? That was an actual watermelon? 😐 Put me down."

スリーを置いてきた男

カメ「なんやワレ！噛み砕いたろ！」 バシッ カメ「……美味いやんか、これ」

@pg3d856

2 жыл бұрын

なんかありそうwww

@user-wt4rp6um6v

2 жыл бұрын

可愛いな

I’m never gonna go near a larger snapping turtle as long as I live.

@khristopher_2995

3 жыл бұрын

ikr fuck that lol

@mbdarkialtdookluj

3 жыл бұрын

@@khristopher_2995 what? The turtle?

@maxwellcorbin4764

3 жыл бұрын

A larger snapping turtle? Are you a smaller snapping turtle?

This vid: This is an alligator snapping turtle, this shows how powerful their jaws are. Do not go near and handle one unless you have exper- Humans: *I. MUST. PET*

@enthusiastisch1922

2 жыл бұрын

Oh my it's you again lol

@jacobtrowbridge7223

2 жыл бұрын

You have a tendency to show up just about everywhere

@professionalcommentstealer5271

2 жыл бұрын

If it exists, it must be pet

@A.Lost.Astronaut

2 жыл бұрын

What's up with our species need to always touch and poke sh** lmao

It's been 5 years since I last seen this. Now youtube recommendations is like "it's your 5-year anniversary since you last seen this"

No one: Cuwo: oH mY GosH YOuR geTTinG ThiS REcoMMendEd to YoU 8 YeARs LatER?????!!!!!!

@adammartins9735

3 жыл бұрын

It reminds me of the *_cougar in this video_* kzread.info/dash/bejne/h2amsNCzhtLag5M.html&cgrda

@easternightfury7505

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@onemoremisfit

3 жыл бұрын

Nobody: Will it fit in my Honda? Hold my beer Am I a joke to you? Asking for a friend Everybody gangsta End this man’s whole career He protecc, he attacc … Sexual/genitalia innuendo/big balls Scatological/potty joke Question of quantity answered yes Plot twist Left/entered the chat Gaming reference Dislikes are from I’m a simple man Not gonna lie No one gonna talk about Last time I was this early First Legend has it That’ll buff right out Fun fact (X) be like (X) intensifies (X) wants to know your location Ha ha (X) go brrrrr POV: (X) (X): Also (X): Her: I'm home alone YT algorithm counting down years Who’s watching in current year? You Tube recommendations So you've chosen death? Understandable, have a great day Punch line below read more

"Is that an Turtle?" "No its an Alligator." "Is it a Alligator?" "NO ITS A ALLIGATOR THAT *LOOKS* LIKE A TURTLE."

@Jumpstyler101214

3 жыл бұрын

in a nutshell.... nonono in a turtle shell, IT'S BOWSER

@ilhamemuradova3888

3 жыл бұрын

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@brayanhernandez6772

3 жыл бұрын

Makes sense.

@harku123

3 жыл бұрын

an turtle, an alligator, a alligator, a turtle

@user-ol9ck7ig2f

3 жыл бұрын

you see, an alligator, and a turtle loved each other very much one night and...

Things like a damn hydraulic press from hell

I see turtle doing bit bite: yoow! I see his scary tail: YOOW!!

Watermelon: *Exist.* Alligator Turtle: *YOUR FREE TRIAL OF LIVING HAS ENDED*

@oviyaneditz8183

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

My dad and I saw one of these crossing the road to lay her eggs. I was legit terrified, I'd never seen a turtle that looked exactly like a damn dinosaur before, but luckily the little lady let us pick her up and get her to the right side of the road to lay her clutch. Hope she's doing well now

@zachariz1490

3 жыл бұрын

they can't do anything if you hold them by the tail and the belly

@ZachLF

3 жыл бұрын

she's probably terrorizing ants and giving em ptsd

@McNoobySon

3 жыл бұрын

I'm a little lady you know? ;)

@nicknackpaddywacks

3 жыл бұрын

@@McNoobySon If that's a Little Misfortune reference I'm going to propose to you

@McNoobySon

3 жыл бұрын

@@nicknackpaddywacks Yikes forever

That guys holding him like he’s a backpack lol

Misread the title and thought an alligator was gonna come jumping out of nowhere eating the turtle

When your 41 years old and YT surprises you with a new species

Me: never watched anything about animals in my life KZread: wanna see a turtle?

@AscarzTT

3 жыл бұрын

And the answer was clearly yes

@gabrielgri

3 жыл бұрын

I don't get it, is this supposed to be funny ?

@bemusedbandersnatch2069

3 жыл бұрын

You're on the internet and you've never watched a zany cat video? For shame.

@adammartins9735

3 жыл бұрын

It reminds me of the *_cougar in this video_* kzread.info/dash/bejne/h2amsNCzhtLag5M.html&lakggg

The strength of that animal is awe-inspiring

That look after he got a mouthful of melon said, "You're next." So I'm pretty glad I've never been up close to one of these fellas.

Pov: you’re a burglar who just broke into somebody’s home at night only to find out that the house is full of these things

@memyself1176

3 жыл бұрын

Turtles not things

@sytran666

3 жыл бұрын

@@memyself1176 turtles are things

@ironicacorn5107

3 жыл бұрын

@@sytran666 you are a thing

@danielhindson1840

3 жыл бұрын

@@ironicacorn5107 commenting is a thing LOL

@VishalPatel-mz4zc

3 жыл бұрын

@@danielhindson1840 commenting to your comment is a thing

"Mom can we stop and see turtles" Mom: We have turtles at home Turtles at home:

@backyardtortoise.

3 жыл бұрын

But i am good.

@m.haz1656

3 жыл бұрын

Are you sure? This turtle is more rare then normal

@m.haz1656

3 жыл бұрын

@M. Haz1 r/wooooooosh

@m.haz1656

3 жыл бұрын

;-;

@m.haz1656

3 жыл бұрын

What?

Turtle: That's your head next time Mark

The thing that impresses me the most in this video is the fact that his countdown was "one, two!".

The tail and it's face makes it look like a dinosaur relative, maybe even a dragon without wings

@LabMatt

3 жыл бұрын

Evolution turned the wings into a shell

@leonardliousander9742

3 жыл бұрын

@@LabMatt you beat me to it.

This video actually made me check my glasses to see if it has water on it

Mom: “those mobile games are bad for you, besides we have fruit ninja at home” *Fruit ninja at home*

しかし人間でも出来ます…………が危険を知らしめてくれたこの動画に感謝です

予想:スイカ「メキメキメキメキ」 現実:「バシュッ！」

Sign on my lawn:"Don't feed the turtle. I am not liable for lost limbs."

@fist-of-doom487

3 жыл бұрын

I remember my dad telling a story of the first time he joined the Navy he found a snapping turtle while eating lunch and just fed it the rest of his burger.

@toleensamer3170

3 жыл бұрын

مبو.و

@adammartins9735

3 жыл бұрын

It reminds me of the *_cougar in this video_* kzread.info/dash/bejne/h2amsNCzhtLag5M.html&.fev

The sound he made at the end was like saying damn got tricked again

Plot twist : He just had a sneeze

このスタッフはこのあとワニガメがおいしく頂きました。

@user-uv6ml9wd1k

3 жыл бұрын

面白いコメなのに外人コメ多すぎて埋もれてる

マリオはこんなのと戦ってるのか...

he wasnt even ready for that

*Snaps watermelon* **heavy fart sounds**

It wasnt called “snapping” turtle for nothing

@adammartins9735

3 жыл бұрын

It reminds me of the *_cougar in this video_* kzread.info/dash/bejne/h2amsNCzhtLag5M.html&lakdw

that chunk of watermelon right to the camera made my eyes CRY

@adammartins9735

3 жыл бұрын

It reminds me of the *_cougar in this video_* kzread.info/dash/bejne/h2amsNCzhtLag5M.html&lakwe

Everyone: Hey Bowser Me: Hey Raphael 😊

the only kind of turtle that you need to think twice before messing with him... or even get away because you can't rivalised with it.

"They go from no speed to quick as hell" - Steve Harvey

@adammartins9735

3 жыл бұрын

It reminds me of the *_cougar in this video_* kzread.info/dash/bejne/h2amsNCzhtLag5M.html&lakffd

@UdtheImp

3 жыл бұрын

All their speed went entirely to their jaws.......

@El_Hornio_II

3 жыл бұрын

That's more or less the description of the *common* snapping turtle, the one shown here is an *alligator* snapping turtle, which has a similar way of catching fish as the angler fish, but even less movement and the lure is in the mouth rather than above it, also they won't lunge to bite, if you have your hand right outside their mouth, they won't go for it

@MrSham3less

3 жыл бұрын

@@El_Hornio_II So, they only bite if the object is inside their mouth?

@nicholasrussell9107

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrSham3less Yes

When I was a kid we were driving through Mississippi when we came across an ol' boy down by the river selling snappers out of a big cattle trough. He had one like this, only it weighed over 150 lbs.(said he'd weighed it with a fish scale and that's as high as it would read). He wanted to show it to us, so he stuck an oar out over the tank for it to chomp on then levered it up half out of the water. Couldn't raise it any higher, offered to let us have a try if we thought we were stronger, which we didn't. The end of the oar was completely shredded from earlier attempts. My dad politely declined the sale as we didn't have enough space in our van (and it likely would have eaten the dog).

Just another ancestor of Bowser😂

that's what 1 % of light speed looks like

"Wartortle."

@chaosdweller

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@chaosdweller

3 жыл бұрын

I read that Warturtle lol

@adammartins9735

3 жыл бұрын

It reminds me of the *_cougar in this video_* kzread.info/dash/bejne/h2amsNCzhtLag5M.html&cgrcs

@Cerecyte1221

3 жыл бұрын

Mewtwo, Tenecruel, Aerodactyl.

@Myulls

3 жыл бұрын

@@Cerecyte1221 Omanyte, Slowwwpokeee

日本語のコメントはここだー！誰か上にあげてくれー！

@user-mo4qh6zg1q

3 жыл бұрын

うおおお！！！！ やっやるぜーーー！！

@j4azz922

2 жыл бұрын

Hi

@user-bi8mk5jh9v

2 жыл бұрын

日本に持ち込むなー

@flow-pr8zn

2 жыл бұрын

@@j4azz922 🇰🇷

@ls-420stoner6

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-bi8mk5jh9v aww, you don't want a real life Gamera?

I've never been so afraid of a turtle in my entire life

The droplet of juice/water on the screen looked like a blur for a second and I thought it bit his finger off or something LMAO

The sound the turtle made at the end was cute

@adammartins9735

3 жыл бұрын

It reminds me of the *_cougar in this video_* kzread.info/dash/bejne/h2amsNCzhtLag5M.html&cgrcxc

*Lately the internet is getting a lot spookier!* 😲 Also, KZread's algorithm is nostalgic! 🤪

@mbutterscotch904

3 жыл бұрын

it's a scary world for the humans round here...

@windowsxp5979

3 жыл бұрын

oooo checkmark

@bircanoyunda5562

3 жыл бұрын

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@bircanoyunda5562

3 жыл бұрын

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@bircanoyunda5562

3 жыл бұрын

U

i just blink and piece of water melon just gone

That's like Yoshi chomping berries in Super Mario World.

Initial class: Druid Main weapon: Alligator snapping turtle

@adammartins9735

3 жыл бұрын

It reminds me of the *_cougar in this video_* kzread.info/dash/bejne/h2amsNCzhtLag5M.html&lakyy

Snapping Turtle: NOM! That was delicious!

One of those rare videos which is better than what we expected

As a lifetime Southerner I must say that snapper is a gastronomical delight.