"It belongs in a Chapter Vault!" He'stan proceeds to run from a gigantic rolling ork wrecking ball

@JMAssainatorz

3 жыл бұрын

That immage is GLORIOUS! Someone paint it!!

@PressA2Die

3 жыл бұрын

Eldar Warrior shows off furious highly skilled sword play, challenging him to charge into melee. He'stan proceeds to draw a bolt pistol and shoot him before turning away casually.

@HenchmenNo616

3 жыл бұрын

WE MUST MEME VULKAN HE'STAN INTO A CINEMA ADVENTURER

@HenchmenNo616

3 жыл бұрын

@@PressA2Die Chaos cultists open forbidden ark, He'Stan yelling at the Inquisitor to keep her eyes closed! The cultists melt, catch fire and explode. It was not treasure of their horrible gods but a shard of the Deceiver!

@tobiascarlsson5967

3 жыл бұрын

@@PressA2Die thats indijana jones last crusade . the full scene of that movie bad guy has sword indi shrugs pulls revolver shoots stagger off

Salamanders Vulkan is dead Vulkan: I'm not dead yet Salamanders sometimes we think we can still hear him

@tobiascarlsson5967

3 жыл бұрын

vulkan is a tought one to kill or break kurze tried then he got depressed and let a assasin kill him.

@jamescawl6904

3 жыл бұрын

@@tobiascarlsson5967 Kurze actually succeeded in breaking Vulkan.

@REX-gq6ur

3 жыл бұрын

*STOMP STOMP STOMP* Vulcan liiives!

@velphidrow8317

3 жыл бұрын

My friends im as dead as Ferrus Manus's skooooost is alive

@lukasperuzovic1429

3 жыл бұрын

"Vulkan Lives", *Stomp Stomp*

In order to be forge father you must not only have these virtues but you must also be strong enough to survive the friendly hugs Vulkan will give when you find his artifacts.

@-Siculus-Hort-

2 жыл бұрын

perhaps vulkans hugs were the only artifacts we really needed all along?

Vulcan lives! Stomp stomp

@jeanduhamel9101

3 жыл бұрын

Vulkan lives ! Stomp stomp

@Bajicoy

3 жыл бұрын

Vulkan lives! Stomp stomp!

@radoslavhresko8736

3 жыл бұрын

Came here just to find this comment 😂

@MexIcAnBnRz

3 жыл бұрын

Stomp stomp!

VULCAN SNACKS!! **Chomp chomp**

Vulkan lives! *Stomp Stomp*

Baldermort: snack Me: we eat like kings instead of gods, woo us

I love this guy in Text To Speech and in lore, glad you covered him.

@drewscherle5266

3 жыл бұрын

V U L K A N L I V E S

@JewSchmister

3 жыл бұрын

@@drewscherle5266 *STOMP STOMP*

@filwilliamson9149

3 жыл бұрын

VULKAN IS DEAD, AGAIN! *2 Minutes Later VULKAN LIVES! *STOMP STOMP

Your snacks are of gourmet quality. Much better than many other channels in my humble opinion. We will gladly gobble up anything you offer us. Thank you for your effort and love you offer to us Brother Baldemort.

“Just get on with it” 🤣😂🤣👍

When Vulkan is back. My salamanders army is getting a massive boost. They're my Bois

Probably the nicest Space Marine in the Imperium. Even Dante isn’t as nice to mortals as He’stan.

@jeshuavega4846

3 жыл бұрын

Dante is whatever he has to be to make sure they can stay alive in the toxic waste of Baal and its moons. DANTE BEST BOY ALIVE OF THE IMPERIUM (Ignore the fanboy)

@Erik-zh7rk

3 жыл бұрын

Are there any other chapters that share similar values? Or successor chapters? I’m looking for inspiration but don’t love the fire and green

@jeshuavega4846

3 жыл бұрын

@@Erik-zh7rk not that i know of, but there are plenty people more knowledgeable than me in the comment section. As far as i know fire is like their thing. It is rooted very deeply in their customs and culture.

@snoox27

3 жыл бұрын

@@jeshuavega4846 im all about Orks however Dante is a boss. Poor guy needs to retire.

@jeshuavega4846

3 жыл бұрын

@@snoox27 He is weary and has basically begged to be put down or be allowed to die... But he can't there's something great he still must do.

I'm not horribly late this time. Love the salamander lore

It is a capital crime against the fandom that this channel does not have more subscribers. Bloody algorithm. Nothing is as satisfying as listening to the greatest of lorekeepers diving into the histories and fables of the grim and dark future.

@CousinJesse1

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed. This is one of two channels that really got me into WH40K proper.

Yay, the best burny boy the space marines have.

We need to check Trazyn the Infinites collection, there got to be something there.

@velphidrow8317

3 жыл бұрын

Trayzin likes history and the artifacts of Vulkan have none

@asaenvolk

3 жыл бұрын

@@velphidrow8317 Burn

@filwilliamson9149

3 жыл бұрын

Xavier Wiegand Hasn’t he tried to steal the Spear of Vulkan from He’Stan twice now?

@domc9801

3 жыл бұрын

@@filwilliamson9149 Ye and failed TWICE

"Lore has it that Vulkan had hidden nine artefacts - but there is in fact a tenth, known only to the very inner sanctum of the Salamanders - it resides deep within the spirit of Brother Baldermort ... those that gaze upon it are said to nod knowingly and return to the struggle with renewed vigour - for there, emblazoned, upon the very soul of the scribe are the words ' No matter what you do today, make time to have FUN.' - Ennnnd QUOTE". Another cracking entry by our favourite scribe and saga master.

The Salamanders are by far some of the most experienced experts of weapon crafts. They forge both their armor and arms, but their Primarch Vulcan was a weapon smith with near no equal among even his own brothers. The Relics that their Primarch spread across the Galaxy are some of the most powerful and dangerous pieces of technology that even in the Imperium would consider to powerful.

Nothing helps distract my studies and duties quite like the notifications from your channel, thank you for encouraging my procrastination.

@Erik-zh7rk

3 жыл бұрын

Imperial Commisar thank you for gracing us with your presence, Commisar Sir! I trust everything is in order and up to Imperial Code?

@imperialcommisar5279

3 жыл бұрын

@@Erik-zh7rk Can you not see I'm being unproductive at the moment guardsman? How dare you interrupt my unproductive time with productivity and questions! Do you like your head where it is currently residing or not?!

@Erik-zh7rk

3 жыл бұрын

Imperial Commisar ah yes sir! My apologies sir. I will return to my duties away from your commanding presence. The Emperor protests! *About face and run away*

When my teacher picks me to answer a question...LET US LEAN ON EXISTING WISDOM!!!

No better way to start the weekend than with a Baldermort vid. I'll have to put this on my watch list for when I'm painting later today...

Today's been a good day. Finished the Imperial Fist video? Check. (Wonderful job, by the way, on the edge of my seat all the way through) Hey, a video on the Salamanders, the green knights of 40k? What a treat! New TTS? Thank you, Alfabusa, your contributions are noted and appreciated. All in all, what a wonderful day. Thank you, Baldermort.

VULKAN LIVES!

@ralach

3 жыл бұрын

*Stomp, stomp!*

I would love to read a codex that has descriptions of all of Vulkans weapons... Vulkan, Dorn, and Ghazghkill Mag-Dawg ARE MY DUDES👐🏾 Unto the Anvil baby

A Uncle Baldmort made snack is always delicious. No matter the size.

Imagine having to protect your father's relics from people like Trazyn the infinite or the magpies of the blood ravens

@filwilliamson9149

3 жыл бұрын

If Trazyn managed to steal even a single relic from the Salamanders, they would bring their entire chapter, any successors they have (I know some Primaris successors have been announced), and any other chapters to lay siege to Trazyn’s tomb world. Imagine all the shit they would find?

Calling it now: the Engine of Woe is a Hat and Power whip

Tasty little snakkie that cheers maestro

We appreciate your service Baldermort

Thank you so very much Baldermort. Quite an entry as I've always been intrigued by the characters of the Salamanders.

Blessed to have another brilliant video!

I had a big lunch so this snack will provide nicely, thank you.

The idea of a being over 3 meters and weighing in at what my car does with glowing red eyes....wanting a big hug is like nightmare material.

Vulkan lives!

@Duppyman695

3 жыл бұрын

(Stomp,Stomp)

This snack be extra crispy.

He'stan and the guardians of the universe

Rest well, the coffee will still be hot for the next great story!

*_Yes, yeeess, I did it, I am best forge father._* He'Stan late in M41

@shotguncleric

3 жыл бұрын

In the grim darkness of the far future there is only SQUEEEEE

I really want to know what all these artifacts are. Can't wait for more:) Thank You Sir!

@Duppyman695

3 жыл бұрын

40k theories has an episode on the artifacts of Vulkun and what some of them are !

HE'STAN for emperor! Ironically he shows what humans could be in the 40k world if they had some basic decency.

@lukasperuzovic1429

3 жыл бұрын

He'stan is what we all should aspire to be

@augustuslunasol10thapostle

3 жыл бұрын

@@lukasperuzovic1429 you could say He stans decency

He's the best in TTS when he goes all feral and berserk

I am hoping we are getting closer and closer to Valkan’s return.

Hey buddie! Im getting lucky on catching your videos on time to comment. I love your take on the content. It doesnt matter the chapter or subject i appreciate everything you do for us, your listeners.

The only ONLY time I have heard our scribe rise his voice due to frustration.

always love your salamander videos Baldermort you give the chapter justice! and i too hope we can get the rest of the artefacts found so that Vulkan can return.

I didn't know who Vulcan was and was gladly surprised to see he was a salamander

And what a snack it was! Great video like always. Rest up friend, you've more than earned it. I must ask though if you'd ever consider doing something on the Black Dragons

Hope your feeling back to 100% soon! You tell'em Baldermort "Get on with it!" we salamanders wait with baited breath for the return of our lord and primarch! As im sure do the other legions :)

@therealcutman

3 жыл бұрын

Forgefather Loki? I'm SUBBIN off the name alone fam! Content or no😤 Unto The Anvil Dammit!👐🏾

Loved this, it brings hope that something big is on the way

Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Any and all Salamander lore is greatly appreciated. And once again, Thank you. For your hard work and dedication. 👍✌

mans said get on with it GW. Primaris He'stan and Primarch vulkan 2020.

This week has been made a delightful gourmet with Baldemorts' uploads. Such a glorious time to be WH40k fan and proud sub of brother B.

Thanks Uncle for this morsel, I feel like I've been waiting 41,000 years for Vulcan's return. VULCAN LIVES!! STOMP STOMP!!

He'stans Vulkan, We'stan him. (I'm hoping no one else has already made this joke...)

I appreciate the reference to Monty Python. They are an international treasure.

In the Imperium of Man's darkest hour a fortress of unbelievable strength and size controlled by the forces of Chaos travels toward Terra. Along its path a space hulk emerges. It floats dead towards the Chaos fleet. As the 2 draw together the space hulk transforms. Huge parts of it swing and turn. The form of a giant Ork stands in space now before the Chaos Fortress holding the largest most powerful DAKA ever created. It fires, and in an instant the shields of the fortress are striped away. Massive figures emerge from teleport in the heart of Chaos's fortress, and The Beast of Armageddon, Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka bellows "CUNNINGLY BRUTAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" His Boyz respond "BRUTALLY CUNNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", and surge forward. He then gives a little chuckle, and leans over to The Primarch Vulkan, "SEE I TOLD YOU IT WOULD WORK IF YOU PITCHED IN!" That's right Vulkan helps The Beast make the Macross so that he can do what he does best in the pirate attack to end all pirate attacks. At least that is my head canon.

@1kizhun

Жыл бұрын

Yeah but a macross in wh40k would be damn fun though but the emperor's chariot the emperor's ship that got destroyed in the siege of terra is as close as your gonna get

The day I run out of backlog videos will be a sad day indeed

This snack is greatly appreciated, Mr. Baldy! 😁 Please do get some rest, you’ve been putting in a ton of work!

Exactly! For the love of the holy throne, and the Emperor of Mankind...Get on with it! Give me my Vulcan back now!

Delicious snack and I love when you talk about the Salamander's for they are the true champions of the common citizen and an inspiration to all. Emperor grant you restful sleep

Now there is a good chapter name The Monty Pythons chapter!

The primarch teasing doesn't help that they also hinted at agron and the return to Armageddon. Here's hoping for a model for grumpy old commissar Yarrik and the red angel (honestly really hoping for a world eaters codex but don't got my hopes up too high)

The Forgfather is one of my favorite characters, the first novels I read after studying the setting for a looong time were the Tomes of Fire. He'stan is just pure badass, the little speech he gives to veteran sergeant Tsu'gan is to this day still bookmarked for me. I don't play the table top, yet I have a plan of comissioning a certain pro painter for an Alpharius model converted into the Forgfather. I also believe that the Unbound Flame is the gene seed Hazon Dak'ir consumed during the Tomes of Fire, essentialy he himself becoming one of the missing artifacts (he is MIA ). The reason for him being MIA with a discontinued story could be that at that point of the story he just simply became waaaay too powerful (I mean, like Mephiston powerful), and BL simply didn't want that.

A snack from Baldermort is better than a game of Kunning for smart orcs😁. I really advise out of care and say: take a well deserved rest even if you have to slow the production-line a bit. You delivered a product of high quality with care and passion. You Baldy deserve the very best and surely enough a good rest😉.

thank you for all this hard work u put into these videos.

Love the Salamanders, wish there was more content of them.

You just keep on giving. thank you brother

lol never apologize. and besides after that amazing banquet we should all be pretty full for a while

Your entries have become an irreplaceable passing of time Lore-daddy.

It is the year 2050: GW just announced the 2nd "loyal" Primarch

Thank you SO MUCH for this!!!!

This day is such a win...first a Baldy's video...and now a new TTS :) is 2020 finally turning itself around, getting its life together :) ?

Ah the kind snack you must decide between eating or climbing and putting a flag on top

Another fine addition, but can I humbly request something with a bit more warp related to the next chapters? A bit more of chaos never hurt anyone haha

Vulkan Lives! Stomp stomp

Though i haven't had much time to watch videos recently i just couldn't skip an entry of the glorious salamanders, i hope he'stan gets a model update this edition, probably won't happen but one can dream :)

Hello KZread algorithm. The ultimate scavenger hunt king.

is it bad that my groggy sleep deprived self read this as He-Man, then I saw its the Salamanders and it all clicked for me. Great now it's stuck in my head that King Grey-Skull is one of the lost Primachs.

Awesome video. GW bring back the best primarch now. Vulkan lives!

Don't worry brother Baldemort the codex astartes supports your action to rest. Girly man told me himself

Sir, your voice is one I love listening to your stories , with a good cigar and fine scotch. I have a request of a great story of the Custodes or Raven guard

Great work as always rest up brother

No-one Stans Vulkan harder.

Anyone else wondering how long he has waited to throw that monty python quote out?

Baldermort, have you watched Drachinifel's 5 minute guide yet? ^_^

Salamanders are the best legion. Thanks for the lore.

Great episode Brother 😎 ... nice “python” reference 🧐

Get some merchandise on the go man! I’d deffo buy a hoodie or a mug!

Yes! Into the fires of battle! Unto the anvil of war! Sallie's are the best.

Thanks for the vid sir.

Imagine the hugs you’d get being the guy who finds the last relic

Oh! one more thing. VULKAN'LIVES; STOMP STOMP

Happy birthday to me. Lore on one of my favorite Chapter's heroes

"Vulkan lives! Stomp Stomp"

Take your time sir :) I prefer your voice and often your stories to the official narrators that BL charge us for. My humble thanks 🙏

Well at the end of the day he's the stan that we need

I want Vulkan to be my training partner at the gym.

One day the salamanders will evolve to have armor made entirely of fire.

Short and sweet videos just leave me wanting more. I think the legion of the damned would make a great video if you haven't gone over them yet

@baldermort

3 жыл бұрын

I have covered them. I really enjoyed that one. :)

@thebro6204

3 жыл бұрын

@@baldermort found the video, loved it.

I'm proud of him.