Haha so I scheduled this 2hrs early for some reason. right so we have a bed shaker then next we have a..........????

@ponypaw

6 жыл бұрын

milk shaker? ;)

@vitalityplays1834

6 жыл бұрын

A loli breathing machine

@kgxvisuals

6 жыл бұрын

Machine which bakes a burger when you wake up :D

@naseymovic1574

6 жыл бұрын

Any thing using cars and bikes.like drifting car

@bruceybonus999

6 жыл бұрын

The machine that dresses you

He’s slowly building a Wallace and Grommit house.

@QuantumFluxable

6 жыл бұрын

He needs to build some sort of dressing helper machine next, or something like an automated package delivery system that shoots a random package of clothes at him so he doesn't have to choose what to wear. Then go all the way through the day adding inventions to his house, until he is old and has a dog which he calls Gromit.

@sebastianpowell4670

6 жыл бұрын

QuantumFluxable just hundreds of packages filled with a shirt, tie and a pair of jeans

@cjwhite7801

6 жыл бұрын

Josh Adams that show freakin sucks

@QuantumFluxable

6 жыл бұрын

CJ White ah yes the edgy teens have arrived, great. I bet you hate Monty Python and Dr. Who, too, because there's no boobs in them.

@888johnmac

6 жыл бұрын

CJ White.. what do you mean, Colin gets loads of his ideas from Wallace & Grommit

I feel like Colin has a whole wardrobe of the same tie and shirt

That will be a nice party trick with the girls in 10 years time

@tid5118

4 жыл бұрын

@@jacobs1022 *_oh no_*

@Felix_makin

4 жыл бұрын

He probably won’t fit in that bed in year 10

@hubertjohnsen7460

4 жыл бұрын

😂 “alexa, lets ramp this up!!!”😂😂

@joshchristopher4639

4 жыл бұрын

Well made joke

@tomfletcher6385

3 жыл бұрын

Dirty sod

4:25 I have studied American Indian smoke signals and it said " Sharpen me! " :)

@TheEpicLinkFreeman

6 жыл бұрын

No no no you're thinking of the wrong dialect. That one clearly said "Kill me", needs to be replaced

Your son and his (not yet) girlfriend are going to love this.

@eliharrington8849

6 жыл бұрын

Gonun BRUH 😂😂😂

@UnloadingMouse

6 жыл бұрын

When he gets one Colin's gonna switch em over to the eject bed...

@lolindirlink

6 жыл бұрын

He might make a new bed with flamethrowers, tasers, machineguns and probably a toaster too..

@shyguy585whydoineedalastna6

6 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@jimbob5188

6 жыл бұрын

girlfriend = *Hand* .

7:45 "I'ts blinking!" Definitly the best part xDD

@matycer1898

6 жыл бұрын

7:44

I really really really liked the welder impersonation! Accurate!

@simonesimone3511

3 жыл бұрын

i like it too' im a kinda welder like him

“Hey Dad, I’m getting bullied at school, can you make me something?” Colin-“do you want fire, a piston powered punch, or an iron man suit?”

@BenCos2018

3 жыл бұрын

lol Why not all

A giant vibrating bed . . . ...when he's a bit older he'll thank you for it .

@downcastend11

4 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah definitely

@user13976

4 жыл бұрын

axe693axe bruh

@jackhelm1537

4 жыл бұрын

n?a its a joke

@murdofairbairn8870

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahaha

@kamillahebberd1004

4 жыл бұрын

axe693axe *back pain* That bed will make back pain -back pain-

You were very lucky with that skill saw kick back. I've seen some bad injuries from that on the building sites. re-watch it in .25 speed.

@vertxxyz

6 жыл бұрын

you can progress frame by frame with . and , btw!

@Capellix0001

6 жыл бұрын

Damn he was very lucky

@enjoy_free_kill8405

4 жыл бұрын

@@vertxxyz thanks didn't know that

0:58 - Literally 5 centimeters away from cutting your fingers off and yet he's not even mentioning it well, dude you're badass haha

@Speedster2468

6 жыл бұрын

EpicLPer I think he has been on the verge of death or serious injury more times than 10 people twice his age

@FoxDren

6 жыл бұрын

safety tie

@leafninjazyt6173

6 жыл бұрын

EpicLPer ultra instinct

@MianCowell

6 жыл бұрын

sounds like 4cm of safety margin to me

@satriabagaskara4198

6 жыл бұрын

dont worry, he's got the safety tie on

At 4:01 was Colin about to swear 😂😂😂

@jryanwill

6 жыл бұрын

That he was i caught that too, told his kid to stop fucking around

@6:01 It's the perfect drill. If he doesn't get up quick enough the fire will, well, light a fire under him. :)

@melonlord1414

6 жыл бұрын

Gavin Peters I See the headlines: "KZreadr sets fire to son's bed to wake him up"

Colin Is Like A Big 6 Year Old That Knows How To Make Things.

@josepalmerin6682

4 жыл бұрын

Phineas and ferb

@coveheadquarters252

4 жыл бұрын

Ezekiel J. Proctor yh

@readytodie7355

4 жыл бұрын

Why The Fuck Do You Write Like This? Really annoying to read that

@simonesimone3511

3 жыл бұрын

@@josepalmerin6682 ho is he like phineas or ferb

7:52 When Harry Potter got sick of magic, and turned to a life of circuitry and programming.

Colin: I have an idea! Family: Oh no...

Thank goodness you were wearing your safety tie when the saw slipped. You could have lost an arm.

*Colin: Turn on the bed shaker* *the bed got spinning* *10 years later: OKAY*

@mattpowell8369

5 жыл бұрын

If only 3 seconds was 10 years eh bud. We d have a hell of a lot more time to abuse each other in voice activated auto shaggers. :)

Your son: dad what are you doing to my bed You :you'll find out tomorrow (starts to do a evil laugh ) Your son :(runs a way while screaming )

AND STILL THIS AINT ENOUGH TO WAKE ME UP

@symbionictitan4074

6 жыл бұрын

Put some air bags under the bed .

@Cest_graff1986

6 жыл бұрын

Lol so funny

@cavekritter1

6 жыл бұрын

But if this was used in tandem with a train air horn mounted directly over your head facing you...

@theconsciousness6082

6 жыл бұрын

BLUEBERRY BOO are you serious !?

@renancandido2639

6 жыл бұрын

It can not wake you, but Will throw you out your bed hahahaha

And dad of the year award goes to...

@shinchan.1998

6 жыл бұрын

goes to "colinfurze"

@xhinkoo

6 жыл бұрын

My mom

@chaniasastrowijaya7427

6 жыл бұрын

Cekpi7 Donald Dump

The dudes a damn genius and I'm not even talking about his inventions

Setting your kids on fire since 2018 :)

Hey Collin, to really challenge your engeneering self you should build a shoe tying machine.

@mordechairothschild3042

5 жыл бұрын

It's probably too small and precise for his style, don't you think?

@jam6037

5 жыл бұрын

He made a hover bike I don’t think that would be a challenge

@josuelopeztgod

5 жыл бұрын

Boring

@Aieou472

4 жыл бұрын

I don't think even X robots can do that. Hang on, that is pretty much a robot tho isn't it? You're better off asking X robots.

wow Futuristic Bed

@ryanmarshall8925

6 жыл бұрын

Crafty Dude one might say it's a FURZEturistic bed,

@martijnvosselman4165

6 жыл бұрын

Furzeturistic that is!

@funboxentertainment1745

6 жыл бұрын

WE LIVE IN THE FUTURE! -Colin Furze 2018

3:58 "Come on, just get on, stop Fu**ing... around" HAHAHA!!!

Love the tracks and crazy stuff you add in your videos I sometimes watch the video again for them Keep making such videos also in future

When you were messing around with the shaking bed I couldn't help but think: 'oh that looks wrong'

@plum_pie6402

6 жыл бұрын

my thoughts exactly, when i saw the title of this video i thought its intended purpose was... well... lets just say a little different

U rock my guy

Look, Colin, this is the stuff I like. Not too much sellout shit forced in, just being crazy and doing crazy stuff. Keep it up!

Thanks for the vid!! Woke up on the wrong side of the bed today but thanks to you and your vids, I'm feeling much better now. Again I thank you.

“I can shout oi, get me son outa bed” this will be me when I have kid

Can't believe i am this early. And can't believe your channel grew to have 5.7 million subscribers!!

@Benaridoamri

6 жыл бұрын

Spudly1234567 No, the meaning of 'early' in this particular case is that it must be after the video was uploaded. So what I meant by early is that I watched the video 3 or 4 minutes after it was uploaded.

3:56 Colin’s kids are crazy! Wonder who they get that from...? The FURZEMEISTER.

Absolutely genius idea mr furze, I have trouble every morning getting mine out of bed, wish I had 2 of these 😂

The ONLY youtuber who would make a 9:25 video. Does it for the love of it.

@colinfurze

6 жыл бұрын

I never put ads in the middle anyway as that sucks

@TheIsuis1

6 жыл бұрын

colinfurze Which is why you're one of the better KZreadrs. People appreciate that a lot.

@jinglemich4941

6 жыл бұрын

Woe

@qwertyTRiG

6 жыл бұрын

colinfurze It's not too bad when the video editing accounts for them. It's when they burst into the middle of a sentence that they really suck.

@Stamnley

6 жыл бұрын

colinfurze ever considered making more than one of your weird and wonderful thingies and selling them, you'd make bank.

"Alexa, where do I live?" "You live in bedrock." *STARTS SHAKING*

Thanks for continuing to make free videos alongside your KZread Red stuff Colin. Everyone in my house thoroughly enjoys your content.

@colinfurze

6 жыл бұрын

there will be no more red stuff and or any videos ever put behind a paywall on any platform ever

Colin, it's a pleasure to watch these, haha. And the songs are killers. Oi!

You are amzing bro...👍👍👍👍👍

0:10 out of context this is hilarious

@janklement315

6 жыл бұрын

electricps3 in what kind of context is it in the video?

@oliverthomas9571

6 жыл бұрын

electricps3 a

@tennicktenstyl

6 жыл бұрын

even with context

So much film talent.. not to mention other talent and always growing! Amazing!

Hey thanks for all the great videos Colin, your honestly the best on KZread, appreciate it mate, keep it up. Much love from a New Zealand fanboy =)

Why shake the bed yourself when you can have a robot do it...... Lol

@derkinator3862

6 жыл бұрын

-Echo

@alexvanrijswijk2444

6 жыл бұрын

I rather shake my bed myself

@thomascruz1443

6 жыл бұрын

haha why????? anit there woman and men to do that?

@chaz69

6 жыл бұрын

Giggity

Dang. You're awesome.

F’in love this! Nice salute back to the old days of doin crazy stuff, just cos

Your fabrication skills are just brilliant! Thanks for the videos.

2 smart people, neither just thought of using a smart plug

Just a suggestion, splitting a large inner tube and fastening it around the edges of both boards. That would help keep the Springs away from little fingers.

@colinfurze

6 жыл бұрын

they will learn lol

@davidfrau4517

5 жыл бұрын

haha nice :P

OOOOOOOH, Someone that actually says Aluminium right. You have no idea how much that warms my heart. next thing i know you'll be Saying Solder correctly as well.

So happy your finally back

Did I see rivnuts?!? Awesome!

Hey, that Arduino guy really looks like Jacob Rees-Mogg

man, your kids are in for a wild ride....not just this bed but life in general. I reckon you are the maddest man on the net, love your work mate.

I love how your welds look!great work Colin👍🏼

Make a magic wand! That would be awesome! It could lock doors or turn on lights, or even fire those remote controlled guns in your other videos.

@MrHack4never

6 жыл бұрын

Nope Noah Sponsored by Hitachi?

@lolindirlink

6 жыл бұрын

You mean, a smartphone? :P

@cassrobinparker9065

6 жыл бұрын

Nope Noah You mean a sonic screwdriver?

@pozxcety56

6 жыл бұрын

there’s a thing which is exactly that

@gompop.

6 жыл бұрын

Gareth Parker maybe

Awesome! I want one =P

You’re a total mad man. I love everything you do

Thanks for uploading again

You got the wrong gas, you got the wrong filler rod!

I can smell the burning brushes right now. Even the 1000W one is squeeking like it'snext to dying. Use a proper stepper / servo motor instead!

@shadowthehedgehog4737

5 жыл бұрын

And a brushless drill.

I genuinely love this guy😂

So glad this is like one of your old videos where you’re just messing around instead of the new sponsored shite

This guy watches too many red stone tutorials

@Creeperboy099

4 жыл бұрын

Vegimite Sushi this dude is Mumbo Jumbo’s Minecraft side in real life

@lukemonyt

4 жыл бұрын

LoL

@Aieou472

4 жыл бұрын

That doesn't make any sense. This has nothing to do with redstone.

@lukemonyt

4 жыл бұрын

@@Aieou472 Redstone Is Tech in Minecraft And That is Tech in real life So it does make sense you probably never watched a Minecraft redstone video So just don't if you don't know what your talking about

@Aieou472

4 жыл бұрын

@@lukemonyt I've subscribed to mumbo jumbo and I understand the things he says. I know what an RSNOR latch does as well as a T-flip flop. I do watch minecraft redstone videos and create my own impressive redstone creations in BEDROCK EDITION.

*Son walks in* Son: Daddy what are you doing to my... Colin: *points gun to head* Son: ok I'll leave

You are so talented and crazy At The same time!

I never thought id see something id need this much

This is what IcePoseidon needs for his next sleeping livestream

You should build a vacuum and extraction system with outside collection bin for the work shop.

Colin's son: won't get out of bed Colin: So anyway, I started blasting

Colin, you're a madman and I love it! lol

little sadistic, but brilliant

Imagine if you had a hangover and this was used to wake you up. I think you'd need a bucket right next to you :p

Another amazing job!

Colin: I GOT YOU A NEW BED SON! Colin's Son: *_Oh no..._*

I just realised my old bed has the same bed spread as the ejector bed.

Hey Colin I’m proud to say I have your book and where da heck is the bed tidy pull thingy

I need to TURN ON THE BED SHAKER for myself! you are a genius.

Yes hes back and enthusiastic!!

Colin do a Spotify playlist!!!

Your Book is funny

This was excellent

Love your videos so much

Dude the drill is gonna set your son's bed ablaze. Abort

The cam is too long, you can hear the drill bogging down. Shorter cam will shake the bed more and have much less load on the drill.

@hc7185

6 жыл бұрын

Dainis Berzins what he said ☝

@Basement-Science

6 жыл бұрын

Yep. Also a higher ratio on the gearbox would help. Those drills like to run fast.

@SuckMyKiss420

6 жыл бұрын

Remember what he said about the welders

@girlsdrinkfeck

6 жыл бұрын

its a video project that he will throw in the skip after a week ,i dont thnik he cares to be that precise

@carpetsomething

6 жыл бұрын

I've had things dodgier than that run for years. I used to have a water cooled phone charger cos as soon as I tried removing the coolant it caught fire.

That circular saw kickback was exciting. I don’t know welding but they look good to me! I might have to make one for my wife!

I'm so glad you're back. I've missed you

Colin furze 2018: I DON'T CARE!!!!!😄😄

Where's the outro???

@colinfurze

6 жыл бұрын

the outdo is tricky as they only allow the clickable boxes in last 20 secs so if I'm pointing to them I can't can't have the outdo as I'll be pointing at nothing :(

@ALAPINO

6 жыл бұрын

Ah, I figured that had something to do with it. Just feels different without that lovely montage of your shenanigans and that music.

@AndyGneiss

6 жыл бұрын

At least you're not covering stuff we want to watch with the clickable boxes. I'm seeing that on plenty of other channels.

I, personally, would've gone with a shorter linkage between the gearbox and the bed to get a little faster shaking and less load on the drill, but it's still awesome. Keep up the good work, Colin!

Great work. Its awesome

Loving your work. I think you need an "adult" version for other potential applications. :)

Lol those springs . I wish they wont break .

Hahahaha... it's blinking. You got me with that, mate 😂

That was Awesome bro.

can some big manu please send colin a new set of hole saws please lol ( looking at you #Milwaukee )

Yeah Colin, just so you know. When your kid is 13 that thing is getting destroyed :)

@NyxDiscordia33

6 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a late bloomer to me

@JoelCarli

6 жыл бұрын

You've been getting lucky as a nine year old or something?

@joshbacon8241

4 жыл бұрын

What do you mean by ‘getting destroyed’?

@tl1882

4 жыл бұрын

@@JoelCarli lmao thats me

@st4ndg4mes87

4 жыл бұрын

@Samodeus oh no... **thinks** *OH NOES*

Amazing how creative this guy is!

Keep on the good work!