Building a Furze Tea Machine
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Make tea the same way, same time, every time with levers n cables it's the Colin Furze Tea Machine.
To get a COLINFURZE MUG click here
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Thanks to Yorkshire Tea for supporting this project even though I'm putting the milk in first, there tea really is the best, check out there biscuit Tea to it tastes like biscuits.
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So how do you make your tea.....milk first or water or shake a squirrel at it before.......Either way you'll need your Colin Furze Mug to appreciate it to the full www.colinfurzeshop.com
@w.robinson6808
5 жыл бұрын
colinfurze water first
@cheapteaonrr8929
5 жыл бұрын
Water first Edit: thanks for over 60 likes ⬇️
@minibones87
5 жыл бұрын
Milk and sugar first, then tea bag (but it HAS to be PG Tips, sorry) then water.
@lichh64
5 жыл бұрын
I don't know why but I feel like it can be better.
@lowie6640
5 жыл бұрын
Shugar hot water milk shugar tea bag
I always knew u were a rebel Colin, but milk first... *that sir... is insanity*
@Dgeigerd
5 жыл бұрын
what FIRST? There should be no milk at all in a Tea
@cian9393
5 жыл бұрын
@@Dgeigerd "a tea"
@paulscottmassie2253
5 жыл бұрын
Woah! Milk second is a disgrace to the sweet leaf of life! Milk must always come first.
@vega1287
5 жыл бұрын
that sttateement can be baked up by ISO 3103
@crusader2338
5 жыл бұрын
Dgeigerd Someone isn’t a Brit
Can't believe you make your tea completely backwards.
@turbosloth9499
5 жыл бұрын
ikr
@NommyCookie-
5 жыл бұрын
Bring Jay from TGF
@boomst1ck511
5 жыл бұрын
i know really
@easyvybemusic
5 жыл бұрын
Everyone is different
@meme-ge8tq
5 жыл бұрын
Teabag - water - red milk - take teabag out - stir
Colin *makes spinning belt with knives* internet: that's genius! Colin *Makes a tea making machine* internet: HE'S MAKING BACKWARD, THIS GUYS INSANE!!!
@yidy1
5 жыл бұрын
LOL! You summed up the the "Internet's Collective Logic" perfectly!
@fedor5664
5 жыл бұрын
Lol he is insane look at his builts
@BurntFaceMan
5 жыл бұрын
^_^ this comment is golden needs more thumbs up!
@ryanfenton382
4 жыл бұрын
Tbf I’m pretty sure “the internet” found the finger destroying spinning belt of death knives insane as well
@nebula0819
4 жыл бұрын
@@BurntFaceMan how about now?
Put the kettle switch before the milk stage. Save on time and the kettle will be boiled by the time the cup gets there
@nebula0819
4 жыл бұрын
GENIUS!
Colin : Make crazy weapons and a bunker Me : That's cool Colin : Put milk in first Me : This guy is a maniac!
@pineapplej7310
5 жыл бұрын
what a madlad!
@24tahunyanglalu39
5 жыл бұрын
hard way to harder hard life
@killahjay1000
5 жыл бұрын
@@pineapplej7310 absolute madlad
@havarfruseth9595
5 жыл бұрын
Luckily he only needs to move one eyebolt to get it in the right order. Nice trolling. :)
@joshneville8254
5 жыл бұрын
Zig Zag I was you 555 th like
He should definitely make this automated. And also do it in the correct order. Then Yorkshire tea will be happy.
@GnomeyFoamy
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah he had my respect with the Yorkshire tea but still has some considerable ground to make up in the "milk first" BLASPHEMY 🙄
@wearygood1559
5 жыл бұрын
For automation its a good idea cos the hot water will mix the milk & sugar but if you put milk in last it won't mix. It is still the wrong order. I'm not a heretic
@harrygreen583
5 жыл бұрын
Wearygood but he could add a little whisk or spoon on a wheel if he automated it.
@dbox1238
5 жыл бұрын
@@harrygreen583 Milk first and PG tips all the way, thats a proper brew......
@PizzaCat1732
5 жыл бұрын
ya
Colin: Puts milk in first The kettle and every British viewer: Am i a joke to you?
@notbob555
5 жыл бұрын
I think it would have made more sense if he put the switch for the kettle at the start by the milk. That way, it starts to warm up as he pulls it along decreasing waiting time. That should justify milk and sugar furst for a setup like this.
@JauntyDaftod
5 жыл бұрын
As a British viewer I do feel that I am a joke to him
@diegobrandotheworld580
5 жыл бұрын
Jess Sparkles same
@omfggala3913
5 жыл бұрын
i feel like ive never been more ashamed of a fellow country man
@elgato7557
5 жыл бұрын
I'm not even british and I'm triggered
This channel is exactly how Wallace and Gromit would be in real life And I love it so much
Not a single British soul: Colin furze: "milk comes first"
@z0bi_
5 жыл бұрын
Colin is a british souls ...
@guy3nder529
5 жыл бұрын
@@z0bi_ we need a british dark souls clone
@judahboyd2107
5 жыл бұрын
@@guy3nder529 Bloodborn but more British.
@OtaconEmmerich
5 жыл бұрын
Not even British and I know that's wrong.
@OneViolentGentleman
5 жыл бұрын
as a German soul seeing a British one doing this I was wondering for 2 seconds if I did it wrong my whole life. :p
Colin Furze puts milk in first WAIT, THAT’S ILLEGAL
@roybennett9788
5 жыл бұрын
no its not. its just not reccomended when your making it in the cup. if you have a teapot then you put the milk in first because its convenient
@KingPatrik1
5 жыл бұрын
@@roybennett9788 Joke.exe not found...
@JasTheOne2
5 жыл бұрын
@Benjamin Joshua BeggsIs clearly not Englishman! Tea is NEVER a joke!!!
@IIcarus999
5 жыл бұрын
@@roybennett9788 r/whoosh
@yungstallion2201
5 жыл бұрын
James Smith Nah, it’s just a meme. The tea wasn’t a joke
"haha, they all line up... that's a fluke" Colin will always be my role model!
Colin is the embodiment of everything they tell you NOT to do in shop classes.
@Fred_the_1996
4 жыл бұрын
If he went to a lab, the scientists would probably throw nitrogen tetroxide at him LMAO
@StarrDust0
3 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the joke of every shop class teacher missing a finger, the two teachers I knew were literally missing an index finger. Were they using a jigsaw and decided, 'well I've already cut 1/3 off, might as well go the whole hog'?
@adadinthelifeofacyclist
6 ай бұрын
Like "Don't put the milk in first"?
Colin is slowly becoming a real life Wallace from Wallace and Gromit
@GoldMike_
5 жыл бұрын
So next would be an underground rocket silo or maybe a slide that ends on a motorbike or a van.
@Nilguiri
5 жыл бұрын
Except Wallace would know how to make tea properly.
@W0rmhandler
5 жыл бұрын
Just a matter of time before he gets sponsored by wensleydale
@sirBrouwer
5 жыл бұрын
@@GoldMike_ yes lets give Colin a minuteman rocked silo what could go wrong?
@lindaobrien2580
5 жыл бұрын
Hacksmith isint far off
The switch for the kettle should be moved up to where the milk is to save time waiting for it to boil 🤔
@harrywheeler1
5 жыл бұрын
Sean O C just what I thought. Plus there could be a timer switch to keep a cooling element of some sort around the milk
Hmm, The Spiffing Brit also says Yorkshire Tea is the best. I wonder if I can get some here in the US...
@fpsneb7408
5 жыл бұрын
you can in so shops in the international parts, frends send some, but try ASDA own brand gold tea bags.
@Alexander-vm2ox
5 жыл бұрын
Walmart might seeing as its partners of asda
@charliecampbell2292
3 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure amazons sells it
I live in Canada and whole heartedly believe that Yorkshire Tea is the best Tea ever. Full. Stop.
Milk first just to trigger people. That's the Colin Furze I know and love.
@brain8484
5 жыл бұрын
What you going on about ?
@2450logan
5 жыл бұрын
@@brain8484 people argue whether milk should be poured before or after the yea
@markmccall6273
5 жыл бұрын
He pretends not to be a social network genius, but he is. He knew he'd start a huge online debate about the 'milk first' thing. First rule of social media: Engage people and start a conversation.
@Semajal
5 жыл бұрын
I don't think he actually did that specifically to trigger people. Having seen his tea in some prior episodes, i fully believe this is how he would normally/always make tea.
@RussellChapman99
5 жыл бұрын
@@2450logan As tea only brews properly if the water is boiling when poured on the tea, having cold milk in the cup first will cool the water, not giving the optimal brew ::)
Teabag first water then milk collin!! Ur crazy
@exzital6672
5 жыл бұрын
Ur a lad i like but sugar after teabag, but i assume you dont have sugar??
@Broockle
5 жыл бұрын
1 cup is never enough tea for me. I always get a big spaghetti pot, boil water, throw in like 6 tea bags and half a liter of milk and take that whole thing to my desk with a ladle. Sugar? That just distracts from the delicious bitter Tea flavor... xD
@DASPRiD
5 жыл бұрын
Milk in tea? o0
@P8FPV
5 жыл бұрын
@@exzital6672 sugar last 👍👌
1:30 Well, lads, he did it! His masterpiece is complete!
never have i ever seen someone so dedicated to tea
Colin : "puts milk first.." *knock, knock, knock MI6 open up
@DerDoctor69
5 жыл бұрын
Ip Kai Yuen Dylan they gonna need the bloody SAS for that lad as it obviously is a act of terrorism
@BOBMARLEY-tx3fu
5 жыл бұрын
Erm correction MI6 na FBI
@M60E3MG
5 жыл бұрын
I’m American and even I know you don’t go milk first.
@BlackWolf18C
5 жыл бұрын
Guy Martin's tea machine put the milk first too... Bleh
@hakbak3991
5 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile there’s me putting the tea, then the milk, then the sugar
Water before milk, and the bag before either! Gods damn you Furze, you've committed a sin.
@roybennett9788
5 жыл бұрын
you uncivilised heathen! you dont use a teapot!
@Liam-yy9ll
5 жыл бұрын
1. Put tea bag in 2. Water 3. Milk 4.sugar
@juststeve5542
5 жыл бұрын
He's clogged the bloody teabag up with milk is what he's done!
@ethanashin7019
5 жыл бұрын
Andrew Chapman sugar with the tea bag
@MrShawrey
5 жыл бұрын
Furze: so let's see what it's gonna taste like Everyone: Shit. It's gonna taste like shit beacuse you put the milk in first you monster
The most British Colin furze video yet
Colin : invents something that makes tea Nestle: he a little slow. But he got the spirit.
@vucko9201
3 жыл бұрын
Mad Hatter : doesn't spell the meme right He's a little bit confused, but he's got the spirit meme : am i a joke to you?
MILK BEFORE WATER?!?!?!?!?!? as a person who lives in the UK i am offended
@EsthusIvhonnir
5 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately, he needed to otherwise he'd add the tea and then need to stir it as an extra step.
@w.robinson6808
5 жыл бұрын
Jai Sidhu same
@nuherbleath461
5 жыл бұрын
Jai Sidhu I am very offended
@jcpc-plays2503
5 жыл бұрын
@The Legend of Texas there is no reason for that
@w.robinson6808
5 жыл бұрын
The Legend of Texas go back to fatland
colin: makes a machine for a consistently great cup of tea also colin: puts the milk in first ????
@neonsedits1697
5 жыл бұрын
I mean he has made one of the best contraptions ever but he also puts the milk in first...
@marksmithwas12
5 жыл бұрын
And doesn't even squeeze the teabag!
@andrewbailey7999
5 жыл бұрын
No, it makes a cup of tea that's consistently to Colin's (wrong) taste
@roybennett9788
5 жыл бұрын
he never said it was a great cuppa. he just said it was consistent
@fin1168
5 жыл бұрын
thats what i do and my family does as well
I needed to figure out exactly how i wanted to make a machine to allow my grandma to easily feed the cats by raising and lowering the food tray, so i hopped on the Colinfurze channel and started scrolling, started rewarching this video and ive decided im going to make a small elevator with pullies thanks to the way your tea machine pulls the cup along. Thank you Mr. Furze, love the vids and i appreciate the inspiration.
this man is an absolutely INSANE madlad, and I LOVE IT
Colin: Puts milk first. Yorkshire Tea: _Am I a joke to you?_
@roybennett9788
5 жыл бұрын
ah but yorkshire tea meant to be made in a teapot so its fine to add the milk to the cup first
@justaguycalledjosh
5 жыл бұрын
@@roybennett9788 not when you're not using the teapot. in kettle brewing, you put the teabag in first.
@roybennett9788
5 жыл бұрын
@@justaguycalledjosh a kettle and a teapot are different things!. teapot brewing still requires a kettle to heat the water
@JohnBeNice
5 жыл бұрын
So uhhhhh...... how's that one subscriber going for ya? Given your username and all.
@aitchpea6011
5 жыл бұрын
Nothing wrong with a lovely cup of sugary hot milk water that some tea has been near.
Normal person: drills hole Colin furze: welds it
@WangleLine
5 жыл бұрын
Normal person: tea first Colin furze: Milk first
What I like with colin is that is project and his shed are clean. You can be a crazy genius AND tidy up
I feel like he is slightly crazy his excitement never gets old :)
1. It should've been milk last. 2. It should've been fully automatic. 3. It should've been milk last!
@mjs9718
5 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@maverick106
5 жыл бұрын
Let's not forget the most important part: milk goes in last!
@happygimp0
4 жыл бұрын
It should be hot water and tea. No sugar no milk, milk is for babies.
@marcusbway9292
4 жыл бұрын
ggzh a Argue With Everyone milk is an essential part, although theres no need for sugar
You should make it fully automated, BUT IN THE RIGHT ORDER THO
@NoNORADon911
5 жыл бұрын
Rube Goldberg would love this contraption lol
Next video: automatic suger, milk and tea reloader for automatic green tea maker.
Dropped in for first time in about 2-3 years Massive tea drinker here. Good stuff Colin Colin has started talking about Colin in the third person a lot I noticed :)
Now add stepper motors and controllers to it, so you just need to press one button and the rest works automatically
@BM-yy8db
5 жыл бұрын
Personally I prefer a single motor pulling it all the way with notched wheels and pulleys and whatnot to time the different parts mechanically
@PixelCortex
5 жыл бұрын
@@BM-yy8db I Rube Goldberg tea machine, I like it!
@AZZAMNO1
5 жыл бұрын
maybe an ultrasonic range finder to trigger the each section of the tea maker
@peterkartoffelking
5 жыл бұрын
Please, that would be amazing
@Ujwal5555
5 жыл бұрын
@@AZZAMNO1 Some weight sensors to get accurate amount of ingredients.
AUTOMATE THE MACHINE! YOU CAN DO BETTER. also, REVISIT THE HOVERBIKE
@gracefulkimberella
5 жыл бұрын
Was thinking the same thing!!!
@GoatSoundsStudio
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah. Also, I really did hope the kettle was thermite powered
@kevadu
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah when I saw the title I just assumed it would be automated...doing everything manually like this makes it kind of pointless.
@R-Jacky6698
5 жыл бұрын
well, is true that automatic is better, but Manual makes this like 16 century which makes the whole thing cooler
@davidfutterer551
5 жыл бұрын
@@kevadu Exactly. Totaly inpractical if it isnt automated.
This is a funny yet awesome concept. Can’t believe I missed this video, only went back bc of the new one lol. I’m such a lover of contraptions.
This is exactly what I need!
colinfurze: **makes WW3 using fireworks** British: _"meh..."_ colinfurze: **puts in milk before water in his tea** British: *_"Have you gone mad?!"_*
@thatguyoverthere531
5 жыл бұрын
It's just wrong. One just does not put milk in before water
@CallumChaney
5 жыл бұрын
@@thatguyoverthere531 One can if one is using a teapot my dear man
@thatguyoverthere531
5 жыл бұрын
@@CallumChaney True true, but in that case, one has already brewed the Tea in water.
@mxfanmatt
5 жыл бұрын
This is exactly how I felt watching this video.
@CallumChaney
5 жыл бұрын
@@thatguyoverthere531 exactly so it's clear that Colin has gone entirely mad
Colin Furze: This is how you make a cup of tea... Yorkshire Tea: Am I a joke to you?!?
@THESLlCK
5 жыл бұрын
mrmoo everyone else in the world: lol who even drinks tea
@kumarthecowboy
5 жыл бұрын
come to India ..... everyone drinks it 2-3 times a day
@harvstralosik678
5 жыл бұрын
@@kumarthecowboy drink loose tea is much better
@kumarthecowboy
5 жыл бұрын
@@harvstralosik678 what
@harvstralosik678
5 жыл бұрын
@@kumarthecowboy loose tea is better than tea bags
I like how colin just enjoys doing this like he doesn’t ask for likes or nor he clickbaits he is a very good youtuber
I'm from Australia. Saw some Yorkshire tea on the shelf and remembered this vid, so I bought it (I make my tea almost the same way but with milk last) and it's pretty good.
I would've put the switch for the kettle under the milk dispenser so it would be done boiling by the time you're done with the milk and sugar
@abrafkalif
5 жыл бұрын
Colin! First the switch.
@robinbenjamin5489
5 жыл бұрын
I would too.
@gavanhill5132
5 жыл бұрын
The switch idea is valid, but I was genuinely surprised that his “automatic setup” has him manually pulling levers for every part of the process AND manually turning the crank. He did a marvellous job as per usual, but it just felt somehow half-finished. I hope that his next video shows the finished setup in the house with only one switch to turn it on.
@saia5052
5 жыл бұрын
@@gavanhill5132 ya, even I felt that it was not soo furze.
This guy makes complex things easy by making that more complex
The funny thing about this guy is whenever he builds he make it fun not some other youtubers being very serious building this kind of stuff and also I like my own comment so everyone will
Watching this whilst drinking tea! 🇬🇧
This would've been world breaking if the milk came last
@daztheman552
5 жыл бұрын
Milk seals the tea bag ?
@AAAAAA-gg4zc
5 жыл бұрын
It's polite to come last. 😊
@danielcooper3153
5 жыл бұрын
@@daztheman552 Cools down the water
Don’t joke about putting milk in first. It’s blasphemy.
@blaser80
5 жыл бұрын
I hear you can get your British citizenship revoked for such actions!
@dougijcw9758
5 жыл бұрын
It makes no difference if you leave the bag in until you have finished the mug full
@JustJamie_8
5 жыл бұрын
Dougi mk5 it’s remarks like that, that caused ww2.
Just started watching your videos today and man they are great! I've watched like 15 already 😂 thanks for the great content!
Just picked up some Yorkshire Tea here in Dallas Texas USA after watching this video two weeks ago. Top notch tea! I’m switching from coffee to Yorkshire tea now. Thanks for the recommendation Colin!!
It's only been five minutes since upload, and 4752 has seen Colin make tea wrong already :-P
@Xeridanus
5 жыл бұрын
@The Legend of Texas Wow, you really are 8 years old.
@Reolzomic
5 жыл бұрын
@@Xeridanus but Colin did do the right way
@blax140
5 жыл бұрын
@@Reolzomic YOU DONT PUT MILK FIRST THATS NOT HUMAN
@Reolzomic
5 жыл бұрын
@@blax140 lol kid. Yes you do.
@blax140
5 жыл бұрын
@@Reolzomic F*CKING DEMON
Just no!!! You knew what was gonna happen when you uploaded this Colin... seriously? Milk doesn’t go in first, especially in Yorkshire tea. At least you got the tea right 👍
@asingingnun
5 жыл бұрын
Exactly, milk in first is blasphemy.
@nickthelight
5 жыл бұрын
@@asingingnun I think it's actually illegal.
@jakegiles9916
5 жыл бұрын
Milk first, tea in pot, 3 mins, pour it out
@ezrapetty9666
5 жыл бұрын
Yorkshire tea bags in a mug with a pg tips logo and a missive X, poor water in remove the teabag after diffusion has occurred. Splash of milk, 2 sugars
@9393andersson
5 жыл бұрын
WTF!? why milk at all? I hate milk in tea. hot water and milk? have you tried that? it dosnt work
Completely Bonkers - I love it!!
I think its safe to say Colin Furze is living in the future.
WHY COLIN WHY Milk befor water!!
@bradleymartin8829
5 жыл бұрын
No
@dougijcw9758
5 жыл бұрын
Yes every time
@colinfurze the second I saw you putting milk in first I instantly knew the comments were going to become a warzone
I suppose it's silly to be serious about the great practical design principles that Colin demonstrates with such wit and skill. I hope engineering students from all over the world see his videos: they should be required viewing!
This isn’t a tea machine, this is art man! 👍
The dude just made Hot Milk. And then Put a Tea bag inside it. *WHAT IS THIS*
@jeffvader811
5 жыл бұрын
THAT IS TEA YOU ABSOLUTE FOOL. AMERICANS DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS BECAUSE THEY KEEP THROWING IT IN THE SEA!
@tonistark5509
5 жыл бұрын
me it’s called tea ☕️
@roybennett9788
5 жыл бұрын
yeah. im sorry but sweet ice tea isnt tea. its tea flavoured diabetes juice
@U235Okuu
5 жыл бұрын
@@jeffvader811 I really like to drink tea. But you know... the tea is best with hot water. The Black tea - 96°C, Green tea - sth about 75°C, white tea - 80°C and Darjeeling 369,15°K. So. If you really want to make British tea, i think the milk is the last thing you pour inside, because tea needs to brew itself to pass the taste to the water.
@alexthesage
5 жыл бұрын
@@U235Okuu Best answer!
"Milk sugar then water" I'm calling the police
@benjaminfernquest7187
5 жыл бұрын
Ayo coutain if only doc brown knew
@chairs_me1044
5 жыл бұрын
I know DISGRACEFUL
@ashleycutain
5 жыл бұрын
@@benjaminfernquest7187 yh man colin needs that proper tea... Doc brown would also reach for the Gat
@joekane3494
5 жыл бұрын
I've lost some degree of respect for this man after he picked up the milk first. Diagust
@beansgalvin1777
5 жыл бұрын
You're all wrong. it is scientifically proven by trained scien-tea-sts that water to milk brings out the taste better
Love the new posts, really like conveyer belt type stuff too. Would love to see more like it
finally a youtuber with great content and great background music
You should of had the kettle switch turn on either just before or at the milk station, so you wouldn't have waited so long for the hot water. "By the way" TEABAG - Hot Water - Time - Sugar - Milk /Creamer - 🍵
@roybennett9788
5 жыл бұрын
no. its fill kettle. turn kettle on. fill teapot with hot water. put teabag in teapot. wait 5 minutes. put milk in cup. pour tea into cup. enjoy
@jakeldar3122
5 жыл бұрын
@@roybennett9788 the right way, none of this "make it in the cup" bollocks
@justaguycalledjosh
5 жыл бұрын
YOU'VE FORGOTTEN TO BLOODY STIR IT!
@wolflynnx4
5 жыл бұрын
@@justaguycalledjosh True 👍
@zynifi
5 жыл бұрын
Tf is time?
Colin, that order of tea making is an absolute disgrace. Milk first?!
@andyeasta8097
5 жыл бұрын
Honestly the worst thing I’ve seen this year!
Everyone else: colin you put milk first?! Some intellectuals: you put milk in tea?! Me, an asian: you put sugar in tea?!
@netts2315
5 жыл бұрын
Me a not so normal human: You drink tea?!
@capkenway
5 жыл бұрын
its the right order (i am a asian too and i also put sugar in my tea and its better with sugar)
@armin7695
5 жыл бұрын
Sugar is okay sometimes but milk is awkward
@JauntyDaftod
5 жыл бұрын
Some of you cretins out there drink tea cold and I know you’re reading this
@Cheetahprint85
5 жыл бұрын
Me: 😂😂😂
Love my morning coffee in the colin mug
Collin: "it'll make the same cup of tea every time" Also collin: "it dispenses a teaspoon-ish of sugar"
@jameswalker199
5 жыл бұрын
It might not be an exact teaspoon, but as long as its the same teaspoon-ish its the same cuppa each time
@thatguyyouhate3743
5 жыл бұрын
jameswalker199 the thing flings sugar at the cup. That’s hardly consistent
Milk first is the tea-of-the-devil! But agree Yorkshire Tea is the best!
@soupfork2105
5 жыл бұрын
Potts1966 I worked in a place that only had Typhoo. I still wake up crying some nights.
@piers389
5 жыл бұрын
Earl Grey is the best!
@jonathanstott3957
5 жыл бұрын
@@piers389 computer, tea, earl gray, hot
@piers389
5 жыл бұрын
@Michael Corleone Making coffee is simple. Tea is an artform!
@zeusapollo8688
5 жыл бұрын
Pg tips
He put the milk in first...WHAT A MAD LAD
Surely I'm not the only one reminded of Wallace and Grommet when watching this!
MILK BEFORE THE TEABAG! I know your crazy but I didn't know you was mental also! You mad man! Edit: Thank the tea gods, you ran the hot water over it before covering it in milk. Still, MILK IS LAST!
@GiffysChannel
5 жыл бұрын
Is this some sort of English Meme? I don't get it.
@local9
5 жыл бұрын
@@GiffysChannel No its just the way it is. www.booksatoz.com/witsend/tea/orwell.htm
@BadBoyV1
5 жыл бұрын
you're*
@diegoarmour9986
5 жыл бұрын
Was just about to write this absolutely fucking fuming
@DarkDisc1
5 жыл бұрын
@@GiffysChannel hot water poured directly onto the tea bag aides in the brewing process..if you put cold milk onto it first you will hinder brewing and end up with a piss poor cuppa.
Milk, sugar then water? No no no! Its just wrong!
@archieaddis6893
5 жыл бұрын
Indeed never put the milk in first
@Scrubworks
5 жыл бұрын
Putting the milk in first should be punishable by 6 months of slavery to Earl Grey himself.
@theapocilip
5 жыл бұрын
Just throw the bag in the kettle
@darktherapy
5 жыл бұрын
The Victorian’s put milk in first to stop the boiling water cracking their fine china cups.
@cptn_koma
5 жыл бұрын
Why even isnt the water button right at the beginning so its boils while the cup is moving?
Colinfurze: Wallace and gromit would be proud of this
I guess you can say, this video is my cup of tea
You could make the whole thing automized, instead of pulling a rope..
@David-ok9st
5 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing
@RetiredTechnician
5 жыл бұрын
The pulleys suit the look of the build.. bit like a over engineered contraption from Wallace and gromit
@ryanwooldridge7546
5 жыл бұрын
@@RetiredTechnician Wallace and gromit would have fully automated it with the morning alarm clock
@rishavbali_
5 жыл бұрын
In Next vedio.
Yes it’s filthy that he puts milk in first and I understand your complaints but please just give the man a break, he’s clearly lost his mind and he will soon be back to normal.
@karstenroelofs9216
5 жыл бұрын
His mind has been lost for quite some time now with no hope of it being found anytime in the foreseable future.
@Cleanmusiccuts
5 жыл бұрын
That is very true. I guess all hope is lost
@shona5512
5 жыл бұрын
I can forgive the milk before water... But sugar in tea is unacceptable. If you want something warm and sweet you can just fuck right off and microwave a can of soda.
@shona5512
5 жыл бұрын
@@themblue8236 I was joking about the warm soda.. But sugar does not belong in tea.
Epic as always!
Ah The *Yourshire* tea My tea my peoples tea my *yourshire.*
Milk before the water? This is not tea..... every British person unite to like the comment and demand a proper tea machine be made! Not this hot milky water contraption! This is not British Colin... you should know better.
@drillaplayer9010
5 жыл бұрын
David Weavis tea is better that way
@R0han-579
5 жыл бұрын
Just run the machine backwards
@timothycole9232
5 жыл бұрын
It's British
@kyleeames8229
5 жыл бұрын
I think he’s a closeted American. C’mon, Collin! You’re not fooling anyone with that fake Northampton accent.
@oraclescave
5 жыл бұрын
Lol David, but when was the last time you smiled ear to ear making it your way, ha.
I am afraid I may never watch a ColinFurze video again after finding out that he uses milk before water. Absolute disgrace to our nation!
@iwineverygame1995
5 жыл бұрын
Literally worse than Hitler.
@beamngnation9494
5 жыл бұрын
drinking tea is a disgrace by itself
@CuppajoeA
5 жыл бұрын
MILK FIRST EWW BURN HIM. its teabag sugar, water, THEN MILK
@willayling2379
5 жыл бұрын
@@beamngnation9494 your comment is a disgrace itself! ☕
@vishnupillai9336
5 жыл бұрын
Personal choice dude
I am from Russia but I am happy to watch all your videos and I write through an interpreter.
How can you not love this guy ?
Milk, teabag and then boiling water!!! What lunacy is this!!! Fantastically whacky machine though ❤️
That is unbelievably cool 😂
Jesus Christ 2.2K people were so angry about the milk that they disliked a perfectly well made video. Now I personally wouldn't do milk first, but there's no need to be actually angry about it XD
When you make a tea machine but make your tea wrong... Water before milk!
@AscottSauce
5 жыл бұрын
@5dope enjoy your milky water you idiot
@wotever99ninynine
5 жыл бұрын
the right way is clearly wrong then. milk first makes so much more sense
Sure, milk in first is criminal, but a Lancastrian using Yorkshire tea, outrageous!
Your crazy 😂I love your videos so much btw I like the heated umbrella 😆
To be honest this is the most practical thing he’s ever made
This project is begging for an Arduino, some relay switches and 4x drills to power it all! Needs automation!!
@sarimbinwaseem
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah really... you are right..
@anotherdave1039
5 жыл бұрын
No, use a raspberry pi so it can be networked and able to respond with HTTP error 418! (tools.ietf.org/html/rfc2324)
@john.stringer
5 жыл бұрын
@@anotherdave1039 🤣
Colin: "is being peacful and quite Colin's Music: "Oh No We Don't Do That Here"
Colin casually making a tea machine, while the underground tunnel is hidden in the background
Yorkshire Tea. The greatest tea on the planet.
Nice tea machine, but please make it absolutely automatic!!! With motors and stuff
France is in revolution, meanwhile in England, an engineer build a tea making machine ... lol love your content, keep doing great work, love from France
@flipperbooch2194
5 жыл бұрын
Anthony I think you mean Venezuela I in revolution
@jz4774
5 жыл бұрын
When isn't France in revolution though
@flipperbooch2194
5 жыл бұрын
J Z they might be too, but I haven’t heard anything about France, I do know about Venezuela though
Furze, the insane man bringing sanity to my day.
I’m glad you think the best is the best