I knew he was going to get hurt because he wasn’t wearing his safety tie.

@VideoStefan17

4 жыл бұрын

he should buy one! :)

@j1s360

4 жыл бұрын

I agree!

@oscarkingsb1000

4 жыл бұрын

You can always respect a man with a masterchief profile picture

@davidthomas5655

4 жыл бұрын

Luckly he had his safety welder

@thecatpersonuk9962

4 жыл бұрын

When I am old enough me and my friends will strap a turbo jet to a reliant robin

Reason I respect Collin: He's still working in his shed! Such a British thing to do.

What a boss He stirred his tea with a drillbit

Watching this video a year and a half later is honestly pretty tragic. Colin was so full of joy and optimism about the year ahead. If only he knew

@spencerjones4203

2 жыл бұрын

yea it is

Colin: "It's so hard to move my slip roller" Most other people: "It's so difficult to bend metal by hand"

@kasper1250

4 жыл бұрын

not really

@fedor5664

4 жыл бұрын

Deathkid ok bend an signpost and film it so you have proof since you said it's not hard to bend metal and you said nothing about the thickness of the metal

@Cujo5

4 жыл бұрын

@@fedor5664 If he's saying nothing about the thickness, then he could have been talking about bending aluminium foil.

@itchyprince3793

4 жыл бұрын

Cujo or he could be hulk and can bend a 4 foot thick chunk of steel

@nicogman8469

4 жыл бұрын

@@fedor5664 that went from 0 to 100 real quick

Furze: "i'm building a tank" British Government: "is that legal" British Military: "wait...let him do it, we need a new tank"

@keltudabigboss9716

4 жыл бұрын

Haha

@deserteagles948

4 жыл бұрын

Chancellor palpatine: "I will make it legal."

@slenderman1929

4 жыл бұрын

It's gotta be a firework rocket firing tank. Obviously.

@epicgust2072

4 жыл бұрын

Ill try to make it legal

@wclifton968gameplaystutorials

4 жыл бұрын

it already is legal as long as you dont load it with any ammunition and I belive that you can even buy 2nd hand ex-military equpiment which includes Land Rover Defenders, Tanks, Helicopters and a whole lot more... Its also really easy to build your own car and get it MOT tested with a license plate so that its road legal but by easy I mean that its easier than most other countries on this planet.

Ordered and received a t-shirt and tie. Bought the tie for a friend of mine who has done a few favours for me. As he put me on to Colin Furze channel I thought the tie made the perfect gift. Was a big hit. Thanks for a quick service. Looking forward to the next tank video.

What I love so much about this is that with 9M subs it is not a crappy "KZread music" channel. Play Brittan. Rock on Colin! Well done.

Colin: "I'm building a tank." Me: "About damn time!"

Can we get a “Furze world problems” T shirt maybe?

@KestrelOwens

4 жыл бұрын

Took me a while to figure out what he said - but it is good.

@MachineManGabb

4 жыл бұрын

I support this 100%, where and when can i buy one

@GOAT_GOATERSON

4 жыл бұрын

YESSSSSSSSSS

@Cujo5

4 жыл бұрын

You should get a commission for that !

@stevenclease6500

4 жыл бұрын

Furze world problem. Genius.

Colin: "I''m building a tank" Me: "It was only a matter of time...."

Colin, it's been an absolute pleasure following you over the years, you deserve it all, my nephew is training to be an engineer because of you and I push myself beyond what I know because of you. You're an inspiration and a f****** nut case, bloody love you. Looking forward to 2020. Stay safe X

"A furze world problem" god he really is a *genius*

@Ronnaferd

4 жыл бұрын

I love it! Surprised he didn't think of it sooner! 😂

@bobdabuilder4989

4 жыл бұрын

He didn’t actually say that lol. He said first you are hearing what you want to hear

@charleshodge1223

4 жыл бұрын

that's a T-shirt slogan on its own :-)

@jasonteknut

4 жыл бұрын

I’m pretty sure he said “furzty” too

@Hoch134

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine if you're getting furzety and you wouldn't have a furze cup!

Colin: “I’m building a tank Me: “That’s about right”

@cadentilton8072

4 жыл бұрын

This is the comment i was looking for, everyone else is just complaining that someone else has built one

@cadentilton8072

4 жыл бұрын

Obviously someone else has built a tank therwise there wouldnt be any

@sampersonguy5337

4 жыл бұрын

Marcus Charlesworth I am 100% ready to see that video

@nicolathompson6957

4 жыл бұрын

FUNNY but its is

@imark7777777

4 жыл бұрын

I'm going with the safe bet he's building a gas, petrol tank. That will cover me for everything, right?

"I'm building a tank" God only know what "extras" that tank is gonna have....

@IberianCraftsman

4 жыл бұрын

it can make you a cup of tea and "feed" an entire pack of wild cats 👌🏻😂

@insert_name_here

4 жыл бұрын

OMG it could have a Food cannon... Roast dinner? Load ...fire. Marshmallows? Load...fire Tomato soup? Load....fire Spaghetti? .....you know the rest.... Ha ha that would be cool You could feed many many people/animals

@IberianCraftsman

4 жыл бұрын

@@insert_name_here cat food potato gun jajaja

@insert_name_here

4 жыл бұрын

@@IberianCraftsman Do cats like potatoes....

@insert_name_here

4 жыл бұрын

You could have a microwave and other various kitchen equipment such as the spatula and potato masher in it... then you could fire mashed potatoes at cats..

*WW3 starts trending* Colinfurze: I'M BUILDING A TANK

Colin: "I'm building a tank!" Me: Imagine he catches everyone off guard and builds like a fish tank or something...

@ronwesilen4536

4 жыл бұрын

I hope it is a stainless steel tank to compete with space x starship

@vale.antoni

4 жыл бұрын

He already built the Christmas Spinner, which is basically a fish tank

@Farmelle

4 жыл бұрын

It's going to be a sensory isolation tank

@snepNL

4 жыл бұрын

@@Farmelle oh that would be cool. I would like to try one out for sure. Have you ever bin in one?

“It flaps around, it’s not flush. That’s not very furze is it!” Looks around at rest of garage “ok sure Colin”

@cadentilton8072

4 жыл бұрын

I said the same thing, i looked at it and said "actually, its pretty much as furze as it can be"

@Obibenne

4 жыл бұрын

It would seem there's quite a large gap between Furze and The Idea of Furze

@cadentilton8072

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, its more that it not being flush matches how furze acts, not like his end result

So this "old" video was just suggested to me. And if you look closely I am pretty sure you can see some of the tunnel (videos just being released now(July 2021)) related mods in this video. For instance I can see the metal washers in the carpet that he rolls up to get to the secret entrance. Also the winch in the ceiling, used to lift the materials in and out of the tunnel.

Colin: I'm building a tank. Me: Someone has been watching MasterMilo having a blast with his tank and little tank.

@SmitCasper

4 жыл бұрын

Foggybanana they are curious about colins project too! (As said bij Dirk in yesterday’s video...)

"I'm building a tank!" Which probably means it's going to be jet powered and it'll hover!

@Grubbybump253

4 жыл бұрын

The future is now old man, and he's gonna be the furze man to see it.

@corrupt_world2471

4 жыл бұрын

jackson schuck ...

@ZachCogswell

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, who wants to bet it has at least one jet in it 😂

@stevenclease6500

4 жыл бұрын

First thing I thought was jet powered hover tank!

Even after a decade he is still as crazy as ever

@user-nt5tt9kh9s

4 жыл бұрын

У нас таких называют, бешеный профессор.

@bustinyanutz4195

4 жыл бұрын

10 years is 1 decade 20 years is 2 decades in the real world

Colin: I’m building a tank Us: wow that’s surprising We’re surprised you didn’t do it earlier

We have been dooped..it’s a shed inside a warehouse.lmao..still my favorite thing to watch while taking a dump.

"I'm building a tank" Probably jet powered, Probably with a rail cannon as the gun, Probably can hover, Or it's made of glass and full of fish.

@dehumbertman

4 жыл бұрын

A jet powered fish tank tank? With a rail gun? Don’t put it past him...

@ChauNyan

4 жыл бұрын

Silveryamaha I’m pretty sure the fish idea is out of question since it’s sort of animal cruelty.

@LabGoblin

4 жыл бұрын

@@ChauNyan not if the fish are fake

@sparkplug1018

4 жыл бұрын

But is it amphibious?

UK Military: “God save the queen, he’s making a tank...”

@someguyontheinternet8769

4 жыл бұрын

It's going to be for the queen what are you on about

@sveinbjrnv7291

4 жыл бұрын

We all know tanks require a tea station

@tommyfox854

4 жыл бұрын

Something tells me that making a tank might be something he's gonna make. =)P

@sveinbjrnv7291

4 жыл бұрын

@@tommyfox854 then we will have to say tanks very much for the cool video

@HvV8446

4 жыл бұрын

If you want to see a tank, go and watch mastermilo82, he is currently restoring a chinese made, russian designed, iraqi t69 type 2

Colin: "I'm building a tank" Me: "Wonder how many jet engines it will have?"

I'm always impressed how much can you do in such a modest workshop!

"I'm building a Tank" Words every subscriber has been waiting for Colin to say.

if i win the lottery this guy is designing my house.

@bitTorrenter

4 жыл бұрын

There's one clause in the contract: You have to buy a mug of his.

@kyleking6101

4 жыл бұрын

You do realise that will be the most chaotic house to ever exist right?😂😂

So I love this dude, not only because he is great at what he does, but he is just as insane as he is good at building things. He just became famous by pure grit and insanity.

5:36 omg I love this scene Colin. So good

Me: HOW DID HE GET HURT????!! ......... Also me: NOOOO! He forgot his safety tie!!

@lookyhogaraz2878

4 жыл бұрын

Underestimated comment!

I dont like that hes not wearing a safety tie

@bunnybro5977

4 жыл бұрын

A safety tie you mean

@jasonpearce3920

4 жыл бұрын

@@bunnybro5977 fixed it

@Malusdarkblades11

4 жыл бұрын

thats why his roller fell over ...

@jasonpearce3920

4 жыл бұрын

@@Malusdarkblades11 yep should've been wearing his safety tie wouldn't have happened

been following Colin on youtube for over a decade , im glad to see how hes not changed like a lot of youtubers have keep on keeping on!

Remember the old vids with this guy have a great 2020 man

"I'm building a tank" Hey, I've heard this one before! Went something a little like "Killdozer"?

@Terminate1783

4 жыл бұрын

Did it have dual railguns and thicc armor against alien lasers? No? Thats what i thought.

@Shady22

4 жыл бұрын

Monster kILL so it’s killdozer future addition

@kalebrusso156

4 жыл бұрын

spiteful_demon I heard of that they had to get a plasma cutter and jack hammer (I think) to get it open that even thought of getting a ATTACH HELICOPTER but was worried about other buildings

@tylerhughes9586

4 жыл бұрын

Kaleb Russo he was lowered in and then the top lowered on with a crane

normal peoples new years: "i'm gonna get in shape" menewhile, at furze world: " IM BUILDING A TANK XD". nice too see that things don't change around here

@joschalx2383

4 жыл бұрын

Expect of that he didn't wear his safety tie in this video 😂😂

@carsonyoder6294

4 жыл бұрын

mocha lx, and now you yes you can own your very own safety tie for one very low price of....

See a need, fill a need. Stay strong Furze.

All I can imagine is the government official in charge of monitoring him (let’s face it he definitely has one.) going pale and resigning after hearing that announcement.

@turok1456

4 жыл бұрын

At this point everyone who watches his channel has one let's be honest and they only get more worried when you watch a bunch of Colin with the hacksmith and styropyro

"It's a Furze World Problem" Nice one

You know this tank is gonna be 10 times better than any military tank!

This is probably my favourite video, watching Colin make things just to make his life easier. Awesome ideas Colin!

"Furzday" "Incase you get furzty" "This is a furze world problem" HOW MANY MORE PUNS

@phoephoe795

4 жыл бұрын

Furzt!! reply to this comment!

@OverWims

4 жыл бұрын

OH GOD

@Throku

4 жыл бұрын

It used to be that there was a Furze time for everything, but soon there might be a Furze tank for everything. Also as seen on the Gadget Geeks: If add Furze you don't succeed, you're doing it wrong!

@33482

4 жыл бұрын

I'd say *furze tea*

@vale.antoni

4 жыл бұрын

Well Colin's cockney accent really lends itself to Furze-puns. You don't even have to think about it all, and they all just come by the dozen.

Furze: Im Building a tank! Police: Is that... can he do that? Army: wait... i wanna see where hes going with this

What I like just as much as what he builds is the music in all in his videos

Amazing work Colin! Thank heavens for that near miss. Don't stop doing what you do.

Need a "Furze" t-shirt that has a safety tie printed on it.

@CorreThe

4 жыл бұрын

YES!

@BM-yy8db

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe the words "SAFETY TIE" forming the actual tie

@adamtennant4936

4 жыл бұрын

@@BM-yy8db That could be cool.

9:07 Using a lead acid battery as a prop with a big steel section right across the top.... Classic Furze

Never change Colin never change. Love the new work shop upgrades.

They're absolutely furze-tastic!

You didn’t make the plasma cutting bench to do that, it’s for when the mrs kicks you out for all the mess you make haha

@ADBBuild

4 жыл бұрын

It can be dual purpose!

@bobdillion440

4 жыл бұрын

Andrew Bird always one

@benjamin_bean

4 жыл бұрын

He doesn’t have a mrs does he?

@bobdillion440

4 жыл бұрын

Roobics Coob no, he made his kids in the garage

@CrtYT

4 жыл бұрын

@@bobdillion440 lol. That's the best thing I've seen in KZread comments for quite some time XD

Colin’s finally redeeming all his xp earned over the decade and unlocking those upgrades

Awesome! You've earned it, Colin! Your projects are fantastic and super entertaining!

All of the upgrades look so clean. It’s beautiful

The "Colin Furze Killdozer" has a lovely ring to it, doesn't it?

@trailblazer632

4 жыл бұрын

Tread om those who tread on you

@anasyn

4 жыл бұрын

Obviously It would be the "Tank-o-Matic"

@turok1456

4 жыл бұрын

I think Colin Furze Killdozer has a better ring to it personally

@CraigTaylor

4 жыл бұрын

Never forget Marvin Heemeyer. Marvin was a welder too.

@jacobhinchliffe3366

4 жыл бұрын

@@CraigTaylor never forget

Colin: "I can't be arsed faffing about with wood on the floor." Also Colin: *Drags mattress and duvet set outside for a gag.*

You Sir are amazing and a real role model. I hope you have many many years of crazy inventions and adventures and continue to capture the imagination of all the people who get to see your crazy adventures

i like looking back at these old videos and spotting Terry the tunnel ;)

Colin, Mastermilo has built a tank as well. Would be great to see a tank meet with you 2..

Welcome to 2020 Furzearmy, so starting with a few mods as the tank project is in full swing and these have come in very handy already but what tank am I building...........The Colin furze shop has new items in and of corse the official safety Tie is available for Pre Order www.colinfurzeshop.com Also Welcome to all the channel members its great to have you on board. Enjoy

Projects which make your life easier are always good to start the year off with.

Happy 1 billion Colin! Been a fan for a long time and im not going anywehre anytime soon!

I wanna see a mug that says "FURZE-TEA?"

@ryandavis7593

4 жыл бұрын

I want to have the cup and the tea to go with it. Hey Collin, here’s merch we all can sink our teeth into, we’ll drink anyway.

@cadentilton8072

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@grayem76

4 жыл бұрын

A cup that says I support Colin furze but I don't have a jettle just his cup

The Collin has *upgraded*

"it's not very Furze, is it?"... Yes, Colin... Its very Furze and that's why we love you.

Got it. You're building a "FurzeTank". Good luck for 2020 FurzeMan!

When you supported the roller with a battery I freaked out for a moment

Me: I'm building a 2020 spaceship Colinfurze: hold my branded cup of coffee!

@speedophile7353

4 жыл бұрын

No. Tea

@danielsosa63

4 жыл бұрын

What is this 'coffee' ya spouting 'bout

@Country_Life_Japan

4 жыл бұрын

He drinks tea ☕️ lol 😆

When I was a Boilermaker I had a crusty old timer tell me, " A wise man never works on the floor". Good stuff Colin.

Billion views and still keeps it real in his shed! What a guy, keep the videos coming 💯👍

And as he finishes Mrs furze says she want to move house now.

@CalebOlshefsky

4 жыл бұрын

I think they already live in another house. :)

Been a fan for many years now. Thanks for being awesome this whole time!

"Gonna make a tank" *Makes an actual water tank instead of what we all were hoping for*

Colin furze; the first youtuber ever to sell a tie as merchandise

The bench vice is the negative for welding 😂 Gotta love it

You realy should do a colab with MasterMilo. He is also building a tank, that he bought in the UK. You can also help him with his workshop, thats a big mess. Love your video's btw. Keep up the good work.

@arjanvanraaij8440

4 жыл бұрын

mastermilo workshop a mess? befor him there was nothing but mushrooms in there.

it is good for me to come back after 6 years and see he is still happy and uploading

That outro can never be changed. Ever.

I had to replay at 6:49 a couple of times, as I genuinely thought he said “wax some minges on it” not “whack some hinges on it”

What kind of tank? check MasterMilo they started the t55 rebuild again they had a little side project but started again. Cant wait to see what kind of tank Colin is gonna make.

@Terminate1783

4 жыл бұрын

One with two railguns, four tracks, missiles, ultra durable titanium armor

@cadentilton8072

4 жыл бұрын

@@Terminate1783 and its gonna be powered by a pulse jet, obviously

You are THE MAN FURZE!!! Love your videos!! Keep them coming. Jiggaman Long Island New York!

You are my Bob Ross. Thank you.

Mastermilo made a tank himself

Colinfurze: I'm going to build a tank CIA agent monitoring: interesting

@tap836

4 жыл бұрын

Why would the FBI care?

@Gillsing

4 жыл бұрын

Because it's going to be a kid-sized tank, and from what I've learned on the internet, FBI are very interested in things pertaining to children. I wonder if it'll shoot free candy?

@turok1456

4 жыл бұрын

@Road Kill Or you know SAS MI5 or MI6 the British government powers?

Congratulations on your 1,000,000,000 views, Colin! ✨✨✨🎇🎇🎇🎇🎇That's more than epic.🎇🎇🎇🎇🎇✨✨✨ Here's to the next billion, which might come even more quickly! 🍻

I'm smelling 9 million fireworks video coming up!😁

I love the battery spacer with a piece of metal over it. 100% not going to blow up ;) 9:07 I guess that's what a safety tie for

@ADBBuild

4 жыл бұрын

It's probably why the thing tipped over. lol

@Cinkodacs

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, that scared me a lot... I wonder why aren't there more comments about it? Of course it could be just an empty shell of a battery, but it's still a very bad example to do.

Everyone: "I'M BUILDING A TANK!" Colin: "what tank?"

Hope to enjoy 2020 boy you sure jinxed us.

Can't wait for more to come!

@colinfurze

4 жыл бұрын

theres some great stuff coming up, cheers for the membership to

Next year: flying work shop !!!

@maxcox3446

4 жыл бұрын

Death Star... full size working replica for the park

A Tank?! Colin Furze 2022: This week we'll conquer a small country with the weaponry I built over the last two years

@MyLittleMagneton

4 жыл бұрын

I'll join the spring bike brigade.

Love that kind of project.

Can't wait to see what your going to do in 2020. Love watching the way you solve problems. I've learned a ton.

@colinfurze

4 жыл бұрын

cheers will and thanks for becoming a member

You have to invite the master milo channel. They are rebuilding the real deal!

I spent the entire video trying to figure out what was “off” with Colin. Finally noticed the lack of the safety tie. Safety first Colin!

@VWrijder77

4 жыл бұрын

Duh. He put it in a box and now it's for sale

@arantala

4 жыл бұрын

Furze doesn't wear safety tie. Slip roller falls over. Ankle injured. I can't believe the example you're setting for our young generation by neglecting essential safety equipment like that, Colin. Just imagine what a plasma cutter or an angle grinder mishap would look like without a safety tie. Wear the tie Colin. It's not optional.

A billion views of the inside of your garage .that must be some kind of a record in its self . This has to be the most viewed inside of a garage in the world

oh colin i love you so much for your ideas and projects.

Welcome back everyone, and happy new year.

@rdoes6696

4 жыл бұрын

Happy New Year Colin & other makers!

@josiahwaqalevu6129

4 жыл бұрын

Happy new year peple

@lucad.6011

4 жыл бұрын

Bro its 2020 since 16 days😂