They literally just brought in Michael to be their tech guy.

@pforgottonsoul

4 жыл бұрын

much like his vending machine idea, he charges in pain.

@hsmacaraig

4 жыл бұрын

hah

@barackobama2965

4 жыл бұрын

and yet they're internet is still shit

@shido6806

4 жыл бұрын

Funny how the the tech mad scientist nerd has the worst internet and cam and mic for streams. You would expect the tech guy to have the best tech shit

@habib1971

4 жыл бұрын

Hello I am Michael from tech support your computer has virus

Imagine you're just waking up to a brand new day and the first thing that happens is a gremlin trying to expose your naked body for views

@DN-lo9hx

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao another underrated comment

@OKIsushi1

4 жыл бұрын

content is contant lmao

@tovgyt

3 жыл бұрын

@@OKIsushi1 i dont mean to be rude but...how did you spell content twice, but spelt it wrong one way

@estrelladml5882

3 жыл бұрын

Yup

Yes, continue exploiting the filipino child. His fans are so content deprived, lily is watering our dry land.

@boltonsmom

4 жыл бұрын

Manem Jhefe accurate

@OKIsushi1

4 жыл бұрын

we see him more on lily's channel than his own

@camnotary4349

4 жыл бұрын

Straight facts

@nocrog

4 жыл бұрын

Cierra Creek this is very poetic

@r.marenrethew1809

4 жыл бұрын

the problem is that she is watering a desert, the land will never be satiated

"What do you give a girl who has everything in her life" Lily spitting facts

@DN-lo9hx

4 жыл бұрын

Pshh just cuz shes famous, well received, moderately wealthy, and conventionally beautiful doesn't mean she has everything. I bet she doesnt even have depression.

@somedudeintheinterweb8665

4 жыл бұрын

Nothing

@DeeJayFM

4 жыл бұрын

@@DN-lo9hx the best Christmas gift

@kunzeboisdaddy6680

4 жыл бұрын

More

@Dapin.

3 жыл бұрын

@@DN-lo9hx ma boi spittin fax

I love that lily is calling people goblins now. Michael has such a way of getting people to say phrases

@ihjtmq

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah both she and Yvonne have started saying 'buddy' now lmfao

@jintrov

4 жыл бұрын

Ngl thats pretty quirky

@flueberly

4 жыл бұрын

He's a quirky goblin crackhead nightmare.

@MisterL2_yt

4 жыл бұрын

"Lies and deceit" - Lily, skydiving vid

@-invalid-2882

4 жыл бұрын

*NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARENIGHTMARE NIGHTMARENIGHTMARE NIGHTMARENIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE*

4:15 " OOOH DUUUDE, DUUUDE WAIT, THAT'S SICK" "She ca-" "Dude, you ca-" "you ca-" "y-" "and you ca-" "and you can change the color too" ~fed

@nightranger9555

4 жыл бұрын

I feel called out

@bryanochavez6169

4 жыл бұрын

That's me every time I want to get in a conversation

@fabx3592

4 жыл бұрын

We're all Fed

@soykilosmoke477

4 жыл бұрын

Backwords and your can hear it in the end he got sad

@albumlive7407

4 жыл бұрын

I have I special little place in my heart for fed.

Scarra’s smile while hearing the message was so precious, this is too wholesome

@mckirk4766

3 жыл бұрын

Don Scarra deserves that respect

@KururuMukino

3 жыл бұрын

Scarra looks like a new born baby smiling lol

@aangelahh

2 жыл бұрын

i love scarA so much he’s so wholesome and shit sjfbdnd fkskxn help

@ShyGuyDood

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/aY2AlqOdZdmccZc.html | I’m sorry, I’m forced to do this

Fed: "Wait he can be naked WTF" Lily: "That's the idea"

@-rheto-7837

3 жыл бұрын

Pineapple this aged.... 😏

@Rghasuk

3 жыл бұрын

that's more content

@aluheytz289

3 жыл бұрын

@@-rheto-7837 well

no one: lily: *must harass michael*

@ninjablade2

4 жыл бұрын

no, no, that's what we're all saying~

@radioguy1667

4 жыл бұрын

Milan I’m actually shocked the chemistry isn’t backwards

@yayayuki8542

4 жыл бұрын

Boomer harrases 12yearold

@Makitru

4 жыл бұрын

It’s lily harassing Micheal little by little a bunch Then Micheal harasses her a bunch at once with like tasers or some crap

@blackboard212

4 жыл бұрын

As a michael i can confirm we get harassed alot but we kinda like it because we have low self esteem. helps make us feel wanted :P

Scarra is so cute ngl, he is like the friend everybody loves

@pinkthings

4 жыл бұрын

Dude i know I need a friend like him

@p4u7ine

4 жыл бұрын

He probably gives the best hugs 🥺

@claralydia

4 жыл бұрын

Scarra radiates good person energy

@luxuri

4 жыл бұрын

The friend everyone loves but no one likes :c

@toucan9324

4 жыл бұрын

The only thing that sucks being like that is u never get a GF *I know*

3:57 THE PICTURE OF YVONNE IS JENNETTE MCCURDY LMFAO IM DYING

@certifiedcat6435

4 жыл бұрын

i know

@ytpineapple

4 жыл бұрын

@@certifiedcat6435 you see

@ytpineapple

4 жыл бұрын

@@certifiedcat6435 somehow the world change for me

@ytpineapple

4 жыл бұрын

@@certifiedcat6435 and be so wonderful

@certifiedcat6435

4 жыл бұрын

@@ytpineapple live life

fed recording lily: dude, you c- you c- y- yo- you ca- you can c- y- you ca- you can change colors too!

@c.l.6379

4 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@OKIsushi1

4 жыл бұрын

he sounded more excited than lily

@BlackMesaEmployee

4 жыл бұрын

I felt so bad that he couldnt get a word in :(

@smallknuckles5708

4 жыл бұрын

I hate when this happens D:

@thatoneasianguyineveryspac8450

4 жыл бұрын

i feel him

Offline tv members:don’t record secret Santa Lily:it’s free real estate!

@electerz4781

4 жыл бұрын

i’m pretty they just didn’t want to stream it

@kaneggi6216

4 жыл бұрын

@@electerz4781 yeah youre pretty

@electerz4781

4 жыл бұрын

Kaneggi thanks

@yayayuki8542

4 жыл бұрын

Wtf

@Jeffry_Ab

4 жыл бұрын

Ruthless business woman

Lily: Doesn't want to encourage Michael x Lily shippers Also Lily: Gets more views when Michael is in her videos Ruthless businesswoman wins out.

@EugeneGolden

4 жыл бұрын

I feel bad admitting this because she's seemed a bit upset at it in some streams. But I'm only here for micheal.

@janninejaylo

4 жыл бұрын

same

@benkimbell2487

4 жыл бұрын

@@EugeneGolden i'm definitely here for lily. Michael is fun too. But I think you're comment is pretty dumb.

@gh05tparkourfreerunning31

4 жыл бұрын

@@benkimbell2487 your** I was here for Michael as well but have slowly grown attached to Lily.

@Joenah5

4 жыл бұрын

Gh05t Parkour/Freerunning me too. I only found out about Offline TV because Michael joined.

Lily: if you were my friend you let me do this Future Michael: ha ha jokes on you I’m not your friend I’m your boyfriend

4:15 "OOH DUDE! You can-" "You-" "And you can-" "I-" "You can-" "Can-" "You can change the color too!" *_I felt Fed on 15 different parallel universes, damn that's deep..._*

@griffin7670

3 жыл бұрын

Ik relatable

@estrelladml5882

3 жыл бұрын

Yup

@gb-wx3dv

3 жыл бұрын

Aged like fine wine

@pogfection787

3 жыл бұрын

@@gb-wx3dv stop throwing this everywhere Fed and Albert are in a video. We get it.

@yuriusutr7284

2 жыл бұрын

@@pogfection787 facts

listen to fed at 4:20, you can hear how many times he tries to talk lmaoo

@Ploosmic

4 жыл бұрын

yes

@dubom4791

4 жыл бұрын

リリさん ー RIRISAN i found u

@bryanochavez6169

4 жыл бұрын

That's me

@FL4W3S

4 жыл бұрын

I expected a grey screen and "why are we still here" edit, but that is more like fed's videos

@priimcry

4 жыл бұрын

420

How fast Michael grabs his sheet as Lily is pulling it is a mood

@rat5394

4 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure the reason he did it that fast was because he was (probably) naked

Micheal: *exists* Lily: Im about to use this man's whole career.

4:22 *"Fed Desperately Trying To Speak"* 6:04 *"Lily Desperately Trying To Speak"*

If ya wanna make more money using Michael, make him flex more

@slash5891

4 жыл бұрын

@@ethangoldsmith9332 GachiBass

@MB-kk7yv

4 жыл бұрын

@Ediwow Edinice r/whooosh

@petazedrok

4 жыл бұрын

Ethan Goldsmith same

@ivanleibovich8042

4 жыл бұрын

hyper venom R/ihavereddit

@Ke.442

4 жыл бұрын

Jiren in your recommendations Haha yeah

Lily's main sources of content -Michael -Temmie

@fairypabu4888

4 жыл бұрын

@Khaffit see shes a women of culturexd

@tech2tiger

4 жыл бұрын

Now she has two dogs

@sonichero7

4 жыл бұрын

Borderline stalker interactive behavior toward Poki.

@meruem908

4 жыл бұрын

I assume you are cultured as you have kumiko from hibike! euphonium as your profile picture

@All54321

3 жыл бұрын

This reminds me of a moment where she got Michael to play with Temmie and told the stream “I have content playing with content”

4:00 “or Yvonne” *shows a picture of Sam from iCarly*

@certifiedcat6435

4 жыл бұрын

omg i know

8:40 well I understand now why she is sleeping with that thing next to her with all the recent drama

@marizztellahdeguzman7857

3 жыл бұрын

Omg

@UhOhTheStoveIsOn

3 жыл бұрын

Oh no

3:59 so that's why Yvonne looks so familiar. She co-starred in icarly

@certifiedcat6435

4 жыл бұрын

i know right

The weapon in Lilly’s room really is symbolic of her personality

@slxth0851

4 жыл бұрын

@@hotaru25189 she'll hurt herself trying to swing that thing for sure

@alyastastic

4 жыл бұрын

She can't even throw a pillow, but at least we can rely on Micheal to tase any potential intruders.

@Mithguar

4 жыл бұрын

@@hotaru25189 actually, She has a weapon most fitting for her strength and skill. She can literally swing it and it will do dmg. No need to worry about a technique since there is no edge. You just need to hit them with heavy bit. Even spear require more skill since i seen her attempts at using one

@usernamealreadytaken9330

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah just put warhammer next to the pillow hope that one night it will fall and smack my head so i dont wake up next morning

@stormichigura

4 жыл бұрын

I cant believe she has a fuckin warhammer.

2:55 Lily: "Toast did you have Fed?" Toast: "Yes I did" Fed: "Tie Fighter mode initiated"

Imagine a blind person watching this and hearing "Butterfly shit on the wall" ... 8:37

@ryanlarson4720

4 жыл бұрын

Blind person.... watching... this.......... What?

@chloe-pl2gh

4 жыл бұрын

@@ryanlarson4720 I wanted to make it clear what I was trying to say, you get the point.

@reallynothing237

3 жыл бұрын

Lo

@temmierememez1869

3 жыл бұрын

Lo

@duklongsled8343

3 жыл бұрын

Lo

I love how Michael's use of certain words like goblin has started to infect OfflineTV

@vincentma7778

4 жыл бұрын

CRACKHEAD

@WanderTheNomad

4 жыл бұрын

buddy

@marsimane259

4 жыл бұрын

@@WanderTheNomad buddy is more of a destiny thing :3

@nerd_nato564

4 жыл бұрын

@@vincentma7778 Nightmare

@playertamim5002

4 жыл бұрын

Quirky

Lily: tries to remove the bed cover. Fed: wait he could be naked under there

@alyoooh

4 жыл бұрын

Lily: I know

@uuLxelA

4 жыл бұрын

exposing prepubescent boys in full nudity is illegal

@animeloverjohn8105

4 жыл бұрын

@@nastycrimeboy9138 lmao

@mq5731

4 жыл бұрын

@@uuLxelA Tell that to anime and Lily

@anonymoususer3477

4 жыл бұрын

*visible disgust*

Idea for Michael Reeves: Lights that whenever someone says Temmie in Lilys room, they flicker

@Caden0S

3 жыл бұрын

Do you know the name of the lights ?

okay originally i just watched these guys' videos for michael content but they've really grown on me, this group is amazing lol

email: "your secret santa is ..." and you can clearly see the name even with it blurred

@kevin15535

4 жыл бұрын

thats not the real email lol

@KenshiAkai

4 жыл бұрын

@@kevin15535 nooo...

@koori9439

4 жыл бұрын

Wow nice catch! You're so talented! That's so quirky!!!!

@Nekoooooooooify

4 жыл бұрын

haha yes uwu so quirky

@koori9439

4 жыл бұрын

@@Nekoooooooooify i kinda meant the op not you lol well you too ig

Michaels: exists Lily: It's free real -estate- content

I love everyones reaction to their gifts! And I am so jealous of how cute and personalized Lilly's room is!

9:16 It’s a scam machine. Machines with “grand prizes” have options where you can rig them to be late or screw the player over so they won’t be able to get the prize. Owners so this all the time so don’t worry.

“I wanna throw something at him” 💀 I felt that

ppl: tries so hard on gifts michael: working on the gift 5 mins bfore the actual secret santa XD

@Burning_B

4 жыл бұрын

As with everything else Michael does

@usagi2934

4 жыл бұрын

@@Burning_B Micheal plans things 5 years early and yet still do them at the last minute. if that's not a powermove I don't know what is

"I can't hug toast because he's not here." *wholesome*

Scarra’s face when the message first starting playing 🥺🥺 the pure joy and happiness on his face

Lily: pulls Michael's covers Fed: wait he could be naked under there Lily in her head: I know

@aceti.5099

4 жыл бұрын

I’ve been thinking this

Michael: "Is that a life support machine?"

these vlogs are packed with so much content any other youtuber would break it into like 50 vlogs but lily feeds us well

Michael’s gift to Scarra legit made me tear up and Scarra’s happy reaction was the cutest!!! Adorable.

Me: *gasps in awe at the chocolate fountain* Also me: *gasps in horror at the after party mess*

Michael : going to his crack dealer Lily : following to buy meth

Lily: "if you were my friend you would let me use you in the title" A month later lily and Michael get together

This just made my day three times better, so cozy. Love it

Poor fed he was trying to say something when lily got her present but they didn’t let him talk

This is so wholesome and cute and it makes me wish I had friends

@dyson1015

4 жыл бұрын

José Cabrera F

I just love how yvonne jumps of excitement.

It’d have been so funny if Lily’s content idea had been “you can borrow Michael”

Really cute seeing Lily hanging out with Temmie and her owner

@zaiikun4685

4 жыл бұрын

Your name is interesting, would definitely try

Nobody Absolutely nobody: TIE-Fighter from star wars 2:59

@shahm7146

4 жыл бұрын

true asf

@rajdeepdas1842

3 жыл бұрын

Howly fu$#

I've been watching Lily's videos straight for a while its currently 5:10am and I landed on this video exactly a year later

@dynisty3929

3 жыл бұрын

It’s actually been a year wow time flies

I DIDNT NOTICE THIS AT FIRST BUT THE MAID-SAMA MUSIC IN BACKGROUND AHHHH

0:12 KREYGASM AW MAW GAWD I LOST

@duccpacito

4 жыл бұрын

aw maw gawd daym

1:56 Scarra got Toast a nice pillow and now the psychopath doesn't even use it

I got so excited for them getting their gifts it’s like I was participating then I realized I wasn’t cool enough to

you're doing great with the ruthless business woman thing lily and now being assertive as well.. lilyalphachu nice

I love how Scarra gave Toast a facebook keycap for his escape key so he can escape out that shitty platform that hes streaming on.

Okay but seriously Michael's present was amazing, I would legit cry if I got something like that

seeing all the fun and happiness in their household is really nice and im happy for them but at the same time it makes me sort if sad at my lonesome self

i love the cute art

Lily: "look Michael its you!!" Soo... Michael is a crack head Harry Potter that shoots lighting?

Fed continuously getting cut off is the most relatable thing I’ve ever seen

its always nice to have someone do the installing for you. go michael!

just rewatching old lilypichu videos and man look at them all hanging out in the old otv house and HOLY SHIT IS THAT TINA KITTEN!

Oh what’s that smell? Oh! It’s lily exploiting me for content!!!

I love the lily fed bromance lmao

Lily makes the best vlogs and I reallyyyyy love her subtitles.

The maid sama bg music makes me so nostalgic, I love it

Lily: Alexa lights pink My Alexa: sorry I can’t do that

@minhtenthong3141

4 жыл бұрын

BOLTZ what is the name of lily’s gift btw ? I cant hear anything

@labriski3532

3 жыл бұрын

@@minhtenthong3141 did you find out what its called?

@minhtenthong3141

3 жыл бұрын

@@labriski3532 nope

@Caden0S

3 жыл бұрын

@@minhtenthong3141 did you find out now ?

@Caden0S

3 жыл бұрын

Do you know the name of them ?

When they listed Yvonne I appreciated it showed Sam from iCarly

this is the most wholesome content

That outro song always makes me comfyy

10:44 dude i just realized thats tina

when u try to think of something funny to say but you’re too early

I love how whene lily got here gift fed kept on trying to explain what it was but couldn't lol

I love Lily's room so much! it's so prettyyyyy

Michiel should make something like, if someone touches his blanket they get tazed

I went to the indoor skydiving thing once, got an instructor named pepe with a french accent

Such a wholesome video

OH MY GOD, that’s Kaichou Wa Maid-Sama Music in the background, I love you Lily!!!

if i could just come over and clean this entire house, my perfectionist self will finally be at rest...

Every time I see Michael I think "Oh hey it's Harry Potter" I can't imagine how much of a nightmare his school-life must've been looking like Harry Potter.

@inu4771

4 жыл бұрын

He looks like this since he got his new glasses

@alejandrorobles6865

4 жыл бұрын

I was called potter till 8th grade, it wasnt that bad, miss that nickname

I love how wholesome and peaceful this vlog was!

@chipmunkishungry5237

2 жыл бұрын

Wholesome? Yea. Peaceful? No.

ily lily u just make so me happy and give me so much positivity like bruh

Me seeing Fed: ThAt diDnt aGe wEll

"If you were my friend you would let me do this" Me:turns out he'll be above than friend and best friend.

Thanks for record christmas - new year days ^^

I love the nabstablook pillow!

Right after Micheal got his present I got an ad.... *For Michaels Stores.*

Best intro ever. Who agrees?

I cried during the secret santa part. So wholesome.

Honestly I would only come for Michael, but now I've come to just really enjoy watching just lily so yeah. Thank you lily for being one of my fav otv members

“We are all outside today” ...sigh...

10:43 I never realized it before but it's Tina!!

Lily's gift to Poki is so on-brand for her and relatable to me. It's hard to gift someone something good/memorable when they already seem to have it all.

I just realized that maid-sama's bg is being playes at 8:28 ❤️❤️❤️ i love your pink room lily!!