"Pink Panther vs Black Panther"

Dracula insulting Vlad the Impailer, whose thing is literally stabbing people with wooden stakes, is like Superman yelling at kryptonite

The day when they discovered that "vascular system" and "Dracula's victim" rhymed must have been a great day in the writer's room

The one time a mortal man is scarier than the monster he inspired.

Imagine being able to beef with the fan fiction of yourself

It’s says a lot about human Brutality when you’re human version is scarier than your monster version.

Vlad is legitimately one of the scariest men in history.

For anyone curious. The word “Dracula” was a German misspelling of “Draculea” when they spread propaganda about him. His original name was Vlad “Draculea”. “Draculea” is the Romanian name for “Son of the Dragon”. Vlads name translates to “Vlad the son of the Dragon”. It was passed onto him by his father “Vlad Dracul” which translated to “Vlad the Dragon”. They all came from the house of “Draculesti” which in history is the orignal, “House of the Dragon”.

Two emos roast each other but they don’t wanna wake up their parents.

“Did you shapeshift those punchlines? Cuz they MIST. Your skill’s like your reflection, IT DOESN’T EXIT.” Jesus H Christ Vlad- HE’S ALREADY DEAD!!!!!!

Dracula's weakness: being impaled with a wooden stake

Vlad: Describes how he slaughtered men, women and children

The day they realized that they could use Crackula, Whackula and Shaqula must’ve been glorious for the writers

Dracula: "Who are you?"

I think the reason Vlad rocked so hard in this one is because vampires are so common now that they aren’t deemed scary or disturbing now. Imagine how otherworldly and terrifying Dracula was as a concept when it was first thought of. Nowadays, you can pull up any streaming service and find like 10 series with vampires in it. Vlad’s real story is much more horrifying.

When there's a rap battle but the stakes are high.

“Imagine forests of corpses dripping on a buffet, you call that a nightmare, I call that a Tuesday.”

Dracula’s lines aren’t even bad they’re actually pretty good but for some reason they decided Vlad needed the hardest lines this millennium.

For some reason I just really like the line where dracula says "slick hair, pop collar, and a damn nice cape"

Vlad slayed the entire show.