"Imma grab my wife, then imma grab my gun, then imma do something I'll probably regret." -Markiplier 2016

@aronchangepfp6643

3 жыл бұрын

Yup yuppity yup

@aronchangepfp6643

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah i was the second like

@abramay1382

3 жыл бұрын

Yup

@imakerandomvidscodm1787

3 жыл бұрын

Doing an old episode marathon eh?

@Jenn_Dreveal

3 жыл бұрын

He's killing me, he gives each person one item on an exploration; they can have 4. and he gives every person max food and water everyday

I've always wondered why they didn't store stuff already in the shelter like normal people

@walrider2133

5 жыл бұрын

Procrastination, my dude.

@XXStrong1

5 жыл бұрын

Let's just say Ted and Dolores in 60 Seconds are pretty bad preppers....

@nicolejackson1277

5 жыл бұрын

There lazy people

@emutv4100

4 жыл бұрын

that takes away half the point of the shelter, hell even i have a storm protection stocked with canned goods, and water,

@tiffanychan5737

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr

Mark doesn’t seem to understand the word “rationing” 😂

@LordCrimzon

3 жыл бұрын

69

@fuzzyotterpaws4395

3 жыл бұрын

You need to eat and drink every day to stay healthy

@natsudragneel2258

3 жыл бұрын

Trey Walker You can’t really do that during a nuclear apocalypse

@ghost-hn2lh

3 жыл бұрын

@@fuzzyotterpaws4395 yeah... but the whole point is not being ABLE to do that. there’s not enough food and water to eat and drink every single day

@robinnelsen7869

3 жыл бұрын

@@fuzzyotterpaws4395 When you have severely limited rations, you can't actually do that, lol. Optimal health isn't the goal - survival is.

"The wasteland is no match for Dolores" Mark...that's Mary Jane

@gamingdemon12

6 жыл бұрын

Summer Schultz he realized after Mary Jane came back

@itheories570

6 жыл бұрын

I know right

@karlagpecastillo434

5 жыл бұрын

Summer Schultz ik right 😁

@wet_ravioli3545

5 жыл бұрын

I only take timmy 😂😂

@yoshigamer2617

4 жыл бұрын

IK

Mark: "A boy scout handbook, oh no" Me: "A BOY SCOUT HANDBOOK, YES YES YES" He will learn

@KiritoKirigayadropthebass

7 жыл бұрын

omg XD

@natjacs1

7 жыл бұрын

Lol

@NEBULAESART

7 жыл бұрын

Dawson laughren omg same

@rowanbrown5541

7 жыл бұрын

But why does King Arthur have a boy scout handbook?

@dawsonlaughren730

7 жыл бұрын

Rowan Brown Probably to aid survival in the great quest.

anyone else scream at the screen when he gave food and water every day?!😂😂

@leoblaze3

8 жыл бұрын

YES!!

@CloudBomb3r

8 жыл бұрын

OMG YESS!!

@dak_1178

8 жыл бұрын

YES. WHYYYYYYYYYY. THE HORROR.

@gayofwaterdeep

8 жыл бұрын

I wanted to cry

@fetasprite

8 жыл бұрын

+sassy cake I KNOW!!

Little does mark know the Boy Scout book is the best item in the game

@markangeles2213

6 жыл бұрын

MADJETSCOMPLX OP and the radio and map come second

@roguepetrolhead4787

5 жыл бұрын

How is the best item?

@corbyn3326

5 жыл бұрын

@@roguepetrolhead4787 It can repair any item in the game and can also be traded for lots, it also lasts a long time.

@roguepetrolhead4787

5 жыл бұрын

@@corbyn3326 ok

@nicolejackson1277

5 жыл бұрын

Well this is the first time he played it

"That handbook looks like it isn't going to be very helpful." Mark. Stop. Mark. Please.

@TheLapisLord

7 жыл бұрын

I cringed when he said that

@samhayres963

6 жыл бұрын

YinKitty I

@erash4171

6 жыл бұрын

The boy scout book is literally one of the mos important stuff in this game 😩

@summerdrumm8549

6 жыл бұрын

It gives Timmy education

@rayaviii

6 жыл бұрын

*O O F* 🙏

" So you'll need the radio. " " Oh okay! " *Slowly watches Mark walk right past the radio- ...*

@familyk9443

Жыл бұрын

I've seen people say it was actually the suitcase.

@aastavchoudhary

Жыл бұрын

You alive?

MARK!!! you dont have to give food and water every day, your book tells you wenn they are hungry or thirsty

@timmysundqvist9761

8 жыл бұрын

When*

@AtomicMurd3r3r

8 жыл бұрын

it was his first time playing calm yourself he most likely knows that now from the other 11 million + subs and viewers on this video lol :-3

@PerfectSouls1

8 жыл бұрын

+Mick Ruijgt The rage while looking at mark fail.

@kentreborn2027

8 жыл бұрын

+Mick Ruijgt "ration water and food" lel, don't know why he thought feed them every day

@greg7402

8 жыл бұрын

+timmy sundquvist +timmy sundquvist +timmy sundquvist +timmy sundquvist +timmy sundquvist +timmy sundquvist +timmy sundquvist +timmy sundquvist +timmy sundquvist +timmy sundquvist He doesn't care, and he was probably typing fast you f#*k.

Mark: giving them food everyday and not storing it Me: *CONFUSED SCREAMING*

@FloraFairyOfNatureLymphea

10 ай бұрын

SAME

Five years later, I finally get the Monty Python reference about the guy banging the rocks together and the other guy pretending to ride a horse and looking for an antique cup. Lmao.

@nicholasdemaio3827

8 ай бұрын

I was hoping someone did

"You'll need a radio!" Mark: *looks for radio* hmm,... *walks by it*

@truenonation9970

6 жыл бұрын

Maddy lol

@temika

6 жыл бұрын

I think that’s a suitcase, correct me if I’m wrong.

@ms.puppy_gacha5808

4 жыл бұрын

😆

@ConspiciousAction

3 жыл бұрын

@@temika yep.

@robinnelsen7869

3 жыл бұрын

That's not the radio. It's a suitcase.

9:18 And here we can observe the humble american man grabbing his 2 most precious things, his gun and his wife.

@yoonghoul2317

8 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@prodlexii4945

8 жыл бұрын

+hotinplaya XD

@hotinplaya

8 жыл бұрын

oh wow i got way too many likes on this than i deserved.

@Insandom

8 жыл бұрын

+hotinplaya The latter should always be true, no?

@hotinplaya

8 жыл бұрын

Sakara whaaaaaaattttt?!!?!?!?! are you kidding me? if you ask a Murican to choose over his NAGGING WIFE or his SILENT LOVELY GUN he will always choose his true love, his gun.

Yk, he's so much more chill now it's weird seeing him so loud and energetic before, even if that's what I was used to

@YouTubeSupportSucks

2 жыл бұрын

He's on adhd meds now

*When you watch the Kubz Scouts and you know every rule of this game, how it should be played and the important stuff and now you’re getting angry at Mark from the screen*

please play again, 10/10 would enjoy

@prestongarvey7062

8 жыл бұрын

yeah

@fad3tree98

8 жыл бұрын

yes plz 😃

@MischievousSchultz

8 жыл бұрын

+rachael repko Mhm.... I feel like Mark played this before..

@snakesolid6823

8 жыл бұрын

hell yes

@moikkaterve6177

8 жыл бұрын

yes

Mark! when you get spiders in the shelter and you have mary jane don't, and I repeat, DON'T kill them!

@julianauston9001

8 жыл бұрын

#MutantMaryJane

@mattmaddie1030

8 жыл бұрын

I agree

@martinatzejensen6787

8 жыл бұрын

+MarkipIier Aww the scammers are back.

@tieflingcorpse9817

8 жыл бұрын

+Gast Girls ...yyyyyy? r they gonna give u freedom or smth?

@TheDudeBro21

8 жыл бұрын

neither, they can mutate mary jane into a really purple beast

Mark: a boy scout hand book!? How is that going to help!? Me: you will soon learn

I screamed when Mark kept giving food and water to everyone everyday

He wasn't supposed to give everyone water and food every day :P

@karrieannpeterson3691

8 жыл бұрын

it got really annoying when he did that

@conorkelly134

8 жыл бұрын

He doesn't have a clew on how to play this game

@trudek3625

8 жыл бұрын

yeah

@tomaszkietyka2325

8 жыл бұрын

+MarkipIier GREATest SCAM GO GO GOO

@karrieannpeterson3691

8 жыл бұрын

Scamer

Mark should've taken shelter inside the refrigerator.

@klassicgaming5780

8 жыл бұрын

😛😄

@totalwipeout1232

8 жыл бұрын

LOL

@Crackin-Egg

8 жыл бұрын

oh hey indy

@alexluke666

8 жыл бұрын

+UkieKooki UKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@dannyboy5493

8 жыл бұрын

Lol ikr

voice inside head: you can't miss the hatch; its un-noticeable mark: *misses hatch* me: *stares at mark evilly*

@efearikan8765

4 жыл бұрын

It can't be unnoticable*

mark: hopefully this only lasts ten days me: *laughs in getting rescued after 80 days*

I say play it again. You just need to try to ration food and water better, they only need to eat and drink every 4 days

@mlp_beats7229

8 жыл бұрын

+AJ Pannapacker nice name

@deathtaco-dp2wf

8 жыл бұрын

+eeveeongirl yeah, I do think you should play again, ration out your supplies better, and get mutant Mary Jane

@vysearcadia522

8 жыл бұрын

+eeveeongirl yah he didn't pay attention to the 4 days things... actaully he didn't pay attention to a lot of it cuz he was too flabberghasted into entertaining us than actually reading. Games have rules and skimping on it forces you to pay the price.

@Kepora1

8 жыл бұрын

+Vyse Arcadia Pretty much what I said in my comment. Trying WAY too hard in this one to be silly instead of, you know, playing and commenting on the game.

@macklols2857

8 жыл бұрын

+eeveeongirl i dont really know how to play the game but in real life you only need to eat every 4 to 5 days and need water every 2 to 3 days so if you live like that for a while you still might get sick, but you need to drink to keep hunger away so you would need more water than food but you still need food to live, so you would need about 55% water and 45% food.

I got so mad when he gave everyone food and water every single day

@guynamedrudy5728

8 жыл бұрын

Same

@SuperStarbombGaming

8 жыл бұрын

It made me mad as well

@hokobroko6073

8 жыл бұрын

Yep

@DanNotsoHardcore

8 жыл бұрын

Yup

@theIaurenshow

8 жыл бұрын

Yep

When the quarnteen started this is what I expected would be living under a bunker away from humanity

@straatzz5388

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@xxtoobaxmasood392

3 жыл бұрын

Its is almost like tht except we are quarantine in our house away from from humanity but yea i thought the literal same

@VelkanAngels

2 жыл бұрын

That's because it's lockdowns, not quarantine. Lockdown just means places are closed and there are restrictions for being in public spaces. quarantine is when you literally lock yourself in (or get locked in by someone else), whether in a room, house or facility and you're not allowed to leave it or be in direct contact with anyone who isn't wearing a hazmat suit. So yeah, despite everyone in YT comments using the word "quarantine" all over the place, only a few people have actually been quarantined. It's recommended you do it by staying home, if you find out you have Covid-19 and until you're well again, but that's it. It's not the black plague or a nuclear radiation bombardment xP.

Day 5: *gets a medkit* Skips to day 8: *no more medkit* WHAT HAPPENED?!

@ConspiciousAction

3 жыл бұрын

Uh he used it or broke it obviously.

Mark...you're not supposed to give EVERYONE food and water EVERYDAY...that was certainly interesting xD

@markiplier

8 жыл бұрын

+Cinx I'M A FOOL! I'M A DAMNED FOOL!!

@thekingishuey9072

8 жыл бұрын

+Markiplier also when expedition thing that its highly dangerous or that its contagious it probably best not to send send them out

@lordofpills

8 жыл бұрын

+Markiplier You damned lovable fool! What have you done?! Btw great video, I've been a fan for a year now and you've got to be my favorite youtuber!

@althingclee4978

8 жыл бұрын

+Markiplier love the game do more I played it was a lot of fun

@madisonlarue4349

8 жыл бұрын

+Markiplier yeah... HAHAHA

Soup stored for 737 years?is it even SOUP?!

@AlexZavor

7 жыл бұрын

B0ZZ MATR1X no... it's blood!

@connormckenzie1762

7 жыл бұрын

Zsefvgbh blood expires after 30 days so that doesn't work

@perplexiam9581

7 жыл бұрын

B0ZZ MATR1X yes it's tomato soup.

@harper6032

7 жыл бұрын

Nah, fam. It's probably a bunch of liquid chemicals, including preservatives.

@millahelton6397

6 жыл бұрын

when you realize that america hasnt even been around that long.

I would always watch my brother play this game, he would call the wife "MY WIFFEEE". Good memories

The dad does everything. He has to get everything they need. And the family can’t even get any supplies or at least walk their ass to the bunker.

My face when he dosent get Monty Python joke

@evanbain2023

8 жыл бұрын

😔😔

@creatorsun8222

8 жыл бұрын

+MarkipIier no thanks.

@roansolar8944

8 жыл бұрын

+MarkipIier YOU ARENT THE REAL MARKIPLIER

@shavonnehurst4752

8 жыл бұрын

+Evan Bain I was disappointed as well.

@juliashokeir8065

8 жыл бұрын

+Evan Bain he played a game were there was the white rabbit and it attacked someone and he didn't get it and i honestly felt like someone slapped me

6:14 - "Time to ration supplies!" *_immediately does the exact opposite_* Yes, ABSOLUTELY play this more!

Mark: "blah blah blah" the game: ALL OF THEM DIED... Mark: "blah bla- oh wait they died💀💀

This series is very rewatchable

@bast4rdlyreaper

11 ай бұрын

Agreed

This proves that Jackseptic would live the Apocalypse, but Mark wouldn't. 😂

@Joe-zv2bc

8 жыл бұрын

*Jacksepticeye*

@TigerlilyWarrior

8 жыл бұрын

+Joe Hansen Like a BOSS

@worthlesstrash9252

8 жыл бұрын

eh-yup 😅

@aprilkelly8411

8 жыл бұрын

+Joe Hansen yes because jack would do it LIKE A BOSS

@livelaughlove2016ju

8 жыл бұрын

+Joe Hansen Mark only tried once. Jack did it over and over again until he won.

Dont waste all ur food and water? Just give them food when it says they are hungry and water when they are thirsty...

@trudek3625

8 жыл бұрын

yeah

@jazztec4309

8 жыл бұрын

+mikro70 no you can give them food and water every five days and they wont die!

@rusty5290

8 жыл бұрын

+MarkipIier fuck the fuck off

@minnieflowers4210

8 жыл бұрын

+ThatBossNoah HA!

@roansolar8944

8 жыл бұрын

+MarkipIier YOU ARENT THE REAL MARKIPLIER

The family can go FOUR days without food or water and it is important to ration supplies Markiplier:Feeds everyone food and water every day.

It brings me great joy that Mark knew that it was a baritone, as it is the instrument I played in band.

lession learned: if you are stucked with markiplier in apocalypse YOU ARE DEAD

@savant_fou9483

Жыл бұрын

What a great quote to read in the middle of the apocalypse with him

Ultimate 60 Seconds item handbook Food- feeds people (family needs food every 11 days, but give them food every 5 days to be safe) Water- lets people drink (family need water every 5 days, or death) Boy scout book- fixes broken items Map- makes it easier to find way back to shelter when scavenging, can give you supplies if travelers need to use it Radio- updates you what to do to help military, and keeps family from going insane Gas mask- keeps people healthy when scavenging Padlock- keeps door closed when raiders try to break in Poison- kills mutant animals and makes medicine Flashlight- lets you see easier in the dark, and lets you save a dog named Pancake. Checkerboard and Cards- keeps family from going crazy. Ammo- ammo for gun, makes people smell decent so they dont get sick. Gun- shoots things and murders those things Axe- obvious what it does, heals wounds Suitcase- could either contain supplies, or get a family member sick, or killed.

@juliediremigio6481

8 жыл бұрын

thx

@blonfu5354

8 жыл бұрын

ammo - if u wash ur sick family members it'll cure them

@gloobus8432

8 жыл бұрын

+Ha bao Long oh yea i forgot about that

@blonfu5354

8 жыл бұрын

Edited?

@jonnylee5091

8 жыл бұрын

the axe can also heal wounds

Sargent: "any normal person can last 4 days without water" Mark: handing out water on the first day "blah blah blah, ya rationing, sure"

Game: Time to ration supplies Mark: *gives everyone food and water* 🎶 one for all~🎶

Lol he thought Mary Jane was Dolores XD

@PianoCookies821

8 жыл бұрын

That kept getting on my nerves

@therealcheese4455

8 жыл бұрын

Wow! You watched the video too!

@belbelcastillo

7 жыл бұрын

i was about to comment that and i was like ummmm.....

@therealcheese4455

4 жыл бұрын

@Stevey Gaming this was 3 years ago bro

@cozyjake

3 жыл бұрын

@@therealcheese4455 it’s so weird seeing someone comment 4 years ago then comment in 2020

Mark you don't need to feed them every day, they can survive a couple days without food or water. Also the scout book can be used to kill rodents and stuff and to fix things like the gas mask.

@johnathonwaymire9483

8 жыл бұрын

EXACTLY

@Duncley

8 жыл бұрын

Itz GraPhiczZ Well that was unnecessarily enthusiastic.

@williamberends4735

8 жыл бұрын

they can survive 5 days exactly without food or water

@LordVader1094

8 жыл бұрын

+Finpownage ENTHUSIASM IS NEVER UNNECESSARY

@Duncley

8 жыл бұрын

LordVader1094 ¨OH YES! MY DOG DIED! THIS IS AMAZING!¨ As you can see from the example, yes it is.

Who else was relieved when he realized that he called Mary Jane “Dolores”? And also who else was triggered that he kept giving everyone maximum rations all the time instead of saving it?

@AngelicZelda444

4 жыл бұрын

Dude you can tell Mark is a newbie and Jay from the Kubzscouts is experienced. 😂

@robinnelsen7869

3 жыл бұрын

Literally all the dozens of people who made the very same comment years ago.

“Im gonna send out Dolores” *proceeds to send out Mary Jane*

mark the book is the most valuable thing it helps u repair stuff

Please do more! This was too funny!

@Gardivanyth

8 жыл бұрын

***** DETAINED!

@ailinmcgee1743

8 жыл бұрын

+Owen Russell What?

@ailinmcgee1743

8 жыл бұрын

+Owen Russell oh.

@frick2361

8 жыл бұрын

YES!

@Gardivanyth

8 жыл бұрын

I thought I just detained him. I'll try again.

Usually 17 days isn't a very good accomplishment but mark was like "I can't believe how I lasted 17 days"

In a nuclear apocalypse Mark will give everyone food Jack will give you less food Pewds won't give you any 😂

@romander3884

10 ай бұрын

Lol

Was I the only one cringing way too much because of his constant wasting of supplies? Because that was horrible.

@e.o2827

7 жыл бұрын

I think he was new to playing it so it's not his fault

@wisteria3799

7 жыл бұрын

me too

@emilywright9554

7 жыл бұрын

I was cringing so hard x3

@connorvildibill9378

7 жыл бұрын

Yea no kidding he was mixing up names and stuff so much

@josephinewinter296

7 жыл бұрын

Jackthewartortle OMG ness same

MOAR!!!!

@pleasesendhelp2721

8 жыл бұрын

Korin!

@kjjohnston4637

8 жыл бұрын

+Cody Freed-Palmer it's Krillin

@bandana.p7533

8 жыл бұрын

+Mith™ Yep.

@TheGamingRockstarArian

8 жыл бұрын

+Cody Freed-Palmer lol korin

@silviaostby781

8 жыл бұрын

Mith you mene more!

Welcome Back. Being an adult isn't what we all thought.. If only we could return to these times.

This was honestly such a simpler time in my life. I'd get up, go to work as a technician, come home and eat and watch YT, get baked, rinse repeat.

MONTY PYTHON REFERENCE OMG

@liamhenderson8728

8 жыл бұрын

IKR

@paladinduck7198

8 жыл бұрын

YES!

@coleritts4901

8 жыл бұрын

IKR!

@doriskekallfish7703

8 жыл бұрын

YEA!

@thehappiestmask8751

8 жыл бұрын

+AJ Hines was that there is a killer rabbit,that's all i know

14:39 omg Monty python reference anyone????

@bonniebunny444

7 жыл бұрын

Your friendly neighbourhood nobody i got the reference omg yas monty python

@anbruac8161

7 жыл бұрын

Your friendly neighbourhood nobody if you refuse them they leave, while ranting about A SHRUBBERY!

@Ghostvix

7 жыл бұрын

Your friendly neighbourhood nobody yes yes

@FifthKazekagGaara

7 жыл бұрын

WHAT...is your favorite color!? XD

@poochyenajones1362

7 жыл бұрын

"She turned me into a newt !"

i spent 15 minutes looking for this game cuz i just randomly remembered it and now i’m gonna watch every episode of this 😂😂

You should ration food every 5 days and send out the kids to scavenge because if the kids die the game goes on but if both the parents die its game over. Hope this helps

MARK very important tips Everybody needs food and water every five days or else they will die so it's good to not feed everyday or you will run out of supplies quickly Eventually there will be someone called the marriman. They ask to come in. If you are rich with supplies, DONT let them in they will steal your stuff But if your poor or not too rich with supplies, let them in they will give you stuff Timmy (son) is the best to scavenge RADIO IS NEEDED FOR SURVIVAL

@xEr_ror

5 жыл бұрын

I always thought the max amount of days was four. Good info!

Mark:"Is that can bloody?" Me:"One man, one can" ; )

@observantmoose2563

2 жыл бұрын

One jar, one man.

I lost it when he started calling Mary Jane ‘Dolores’ 😭

Mark is REALLY bad a rationing...

@bulletgun722

8 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@theninjagamer5632

8 жыл бұрын

Give them food and water every 5 days

@theenderwolf2471

8 жыл бұрын

+zeke roach very

@KevinRodriguez-sc6de

8 жыл бұрын

yes he is😐

@reissryhas

8 жыл бұрын

Well how do you think he would've, since it's likely he NEVER PLAYED BEFORE?

I survived 113 days on this game and I haven't won once...

@pleasesendhelp2721

8 жыл бұрын

Burrrsheeet

@biggestcamper6315

8 жыл бұрын

I only one once that was the alternate ending where you help a bunch of people build a place to live and let you live with them but i usually die by raiders

@user-rx6bm6mq4k

8 жыл бұрын

+DevilNinja 166.

@larrythecable3961

8 жыл бұрын

your profile pic is cancer

@biggestcamper6315

8 жыл бұрын

+BatmanDahleny why would you say that

Yeah, yeah it really has been 5 and a half years since Mark first played this until the new one Reatomized...how time flies...

And he said the kubz scout book won't help

Its best if you ration your food and water less. You're rationing them way too kuch

@user-fp6wv1ug4g

8 жыл бұрын

*much

@emmahuettig

8 жыл бұрын

+SecretAgentMan02 Actually, I believe you mean to ration their food and water supplies more. Mark was rationing less by providing them with food and water every day. :)

@user-fp6wv1ug4g

8 жыл бұрын

oh.

@meels5159

8 жыл бұрын

Well ya but the other way round XDD he wasn't rationing at all XD and he needed to XD

@swaglord210

8 жыл бұрын

+SecretAgentMan02 no, he just has to give all the 5 days, it's the best way to win

...Why Isn't The Family Like A Normal One That STORES A BUNCH OF FOOD, WATER, BOOKS, AND OTHER SHIT IN THE SHELTER

@delirious323

7 жыл бұрын

They're Not A Normal Family Thats Why They Have A Shelter? Go To Massachusetts. EVERYONE Has A Shelter. ;)

@KimonoSuki

7 жыл бұрын

Delirious323 I live in Florida and we don't even have BASEMENTS

@delirious323

7 жыл бұрын

I feel ya. I used to live in Florida and there were 0 basements in my city. xD

@kingt1nee

7 жыл бұрын

I live in California and not ONE of my friends or I have a basement... >.

@delirious323

7 жыл бұрын

wow

"I hope it only takes 10 days" oh boy...

Mark every minor inconvenience: We're dead

Mark you need to prioritize the resources family members can go a day or to without food and water. You just blew it all!

@xgamer4672

8 жыл бұрын

yeah

@flaminhotcheets4245

8 жыл бұрын

+Simanta Sapkota Stop self advertising loser

@jordanmcdowall9852

8 жыл бұрын

+Simanta Sapkota what happened to jenboy6? Go advertise where people will care.

@LuisVazquez-gk9xe

8 жыл бұрын

true

@Rashed1255

8 жыл бұрын

4 days, it said that in the drill =3

Wow he actually knew what the Tsar Bomb is.

@beewyka819

8 жыл бұрын

Eh, not surprising, tons of people know.

@Tytoalba777

8 жыл бұрын

Markiplier is smarter than he appears.

@cairox1509

8 жыл бұрын

MEGAtons of people :v

@alostkommando7420

6 жыл бұрын

only thing literally everyone missed is that the tsar is a non nuclear conventional bomb.

@quanahriddle3065

5 жыл бұрын

I thought everyone did

Now knowing how this game is supposed to be played, this hurts

Gotta love going back in time to watch 60 minute game plays

Knowing that Mark will one day play the *HuniePop* sequel it fills me with determination!

@avacambria2361

8 жыл бұрын

Yessss

@mahirkamal3671

8 жыл бұрын

Theres a sequel???

@theblackwingedsoul

8 жыл бұрын

+Paradox Acres There's a fucking sequel?

@mrtupac2877

8 жыл бұрын

He should play Rides With Strangers ....

@undercovercatboy7962

8 жыл бұрын

Paradox Acres I totally agree with you

WHY DID NO ONE SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THE REFERENCE TO MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL IN THE GAME

@treybowerman9060

8 жыл бұрын

I KNOW THOUGH

@brodyharlan1331

8 жыл бұрын

IKR

@brodyharlan1331

8 жыл бұрын

IKR

@PACKERMAN2077

8 жыл бұрын

why didn't anyone say anything about his Gurren Lagan hamster reference?

@meggiefritos6630

8 жыл бұрын

THANK YOU. FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE NOTICED. GOD.

15:08 boy scout handbook is almost the most important thing you need to get in this game

Binging every playlist of the channel like a sane person 😃

@nugget-wf6ok

2 ай бұрын

same pookie

14:25 I'd like to believe that was a reference to Monthy Python and the Holy Grail. Glorious.

@markiplier

8 жыл бұрын

+strikenonstop Indeed it t'was!

@System_Anomaly

8 жыл бұрын

+Markiplier Ayyyyy

@emmasmyspace

8 жыл бұрын

+Markiplier oh me gerd hi

@envythejelly6034

8 жыл бұрын

+Markiplier *Remove the it. T'was is a contraction of "it was"

@tigersofgul6635

8 жыл бұрын

+strikenonstop If you look at the book after Mark died it names key events and on day 8 there is an event called "The knights who say..." so if that ain't a reference to Monty Python and the Holy Grail then i on't know what is.

Remind me to NOT have Mark in my apocalypse survivors group. Anyway, you should play more :D Loved it

@rhino22570

8 жыл бұрын

why?

@Cheshipuss

8 жыл бұрын

+rhino22570 Your first thought should never be to open your door blindly to whomever decides to knock on it in that situation. It could have just as very easily have been someone who'd kill you for your stuff.

@saintpepperoni8630

8 жыл бұрын

+Agnė Bučaitė but if you eat him he'll last longer

@Cygnus_B

8 жыл бұрын

+rhino22570 he doesn't really know how to ration food/water properly :P

@darkdragonslayer7343

8 жыл бұрын

lol

Nobody: Not a single soul: Mark when the timer reaches 5 seconds: oh gawd I’m almost out of time

“This game is approved by the establishment” Me: “there’s so many establishments in the world can you be more specific?”

More please, this was great!

@AteUrCooki

8 жыл бұрын

ikr

@Anoldanimefan

8 жыл бұрын

Well said!!!

@skullsplitter1234

8 жыл бұрын

MOOOOOOREEE

@firedisco3279

8 жыл бұрын

he has to do every game mode and complete it on hard mode

@Osta-dt5gv

8 жыл бұрын

True

Yes,play it again.It would make me happy! :D

@rgod8999

8 жыл бұрын

yes but pls mark take it less derpier next time.

@peiton2208

8 жыл бұрын

Lol

@thesushicat7874

8 жыл бұрын

ye

@thesushicat7874

8 жыл бұрын

ye

@theonlywazowski5366

8 жыл бұрын

Yes

I know I’m 4 years late, but I hope everybody understands that mark was brand new to this game, so he didn’t know how to do the rationing correctly and he didn’t know what items were best

@sweetwolfsteve5583

2 жыл бұрын

I get mark is new and all but even new people know not go give food out like that everyday

2016 mark was something 🥺

17:52 "We're dead too if we don't survive this" - Markiplier 2016

Was anyone else cringing so hard when every single day he kept giving everyone food and water?

@worthlesstrash9252

8 жыл бұрын

yeah im like MARK NO NO N- welp im done 😐

@coopfett3557

8 жыл бұрын

+Furious Destroyer u have

@MattnessLP

8 жыл бұрын

+Hawaiians And Diapers and Chairs Oh My Me, mee! But just like the comment above this one said, Mark brushed over the instructions like "bla bla bla very important stuff bla bla"

@waterbottler483

8 жыл бұрын

very

@doms6907

8 жыл бұрын

I cringed so bad my spine broke...

Rewatching this series for the millionth time. Start date: January 31st 2019

@fevee2358

4 жыл бұрын

Have fun

@dingo3044

4 жыл бұрын

ayy me too!

I know I’m 6 years too late, but for his tutorial, they found a hotel called the Tencent hotel, I think it’s a reference from Fallout 3, because there is a tower which used to be a hotel called Tenpenny Tower, it’s managed by Allistair Tenpenny, and he wants to destroy a town nearby called Megaton, it has a nuclear bomb in the middle and has some crazy cultists worshipping the bomb, in Megaton, there is an agent of Tenpenny tower.

PLEASE TELL ME THAT WAS A MONTY PYTHON REFERENCE AT 14:30

@InspectorChairLeg

8 жыл бұрын

Yes it is. They are trying to look for the Holy Grail.

@neonsiege12

8 жыл бұрын

Hooray

@julialesho4236

8 жыл бұрын

Neonsiege16 Let me guess: XD A swallow carried those rocks.

@larryinc64

8 жыл бұрын

+Neonsiege16 It was surly something completely different.

@caseyoung1527

8 жыл бұрын

+Neonsiege16 And then at 20:05 that day is labeled "The knights who say..." XD

No is going to mention the Monty Python reference at 14:26? Too funny. Needed the laugh.

@samiam7001

8 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@StormDatIsApproaching

8 жыл бұрын

+MyServent1 GET ON WITH IT!

@horrifiedblackcat

8 жыл бұрын

I started laughing at that! Man, I love that movie! :D

@viktoriascholl5580

8 жыл бұрын

I got all excited xD dunno why

@horrifiedblackcat

8 жыл бұрын

***** are you trying to make us hate you? You're doing a fine good job, so fine I think you should retire right about now.

"We got a boy scout handbook. That doesn't seem like it's gonna be incredibly helpful" He would soon realize that it's one of the most important items in the game

Anyone watching in 2020? This is gonna happen in 2020 next.

Hey Mark, here is another hint you should get these. 1.Your whole family if not bring only 1 or 2 family member 2. A gun (An axe is optional) 3. A gas mask (to make people on the expedition not be affected by the radiation) 4. A med kit 5. 4-5 cans of Soup 6.5-6 bottles of water 7. Some board games or playing cards to make your family not be crazy 8. A flashlight That's it, those are the things that are really useful. :D Oh yeah I almost forgot the radio... IT IS REALLY USEFUL

Markimoo! Ration your food means feed them every 5 DAYS and let Mary Jane get bit by spiders when the Spider event/day comes up like at 15:25 she will turn into a mutant and then she doesn't need to be fed. Have Timmy go exploring outside because he usually brings back the most stuff. And whatever you do DO NOT let Ted die or its an instant Game Over!! Other than that I'm so happy you started doing this series Mark

"Timmy? What's that? You fractured your skull? GREAT!" 3:00

who came here to watch the entire series so u can watch the seventh one on the 6th of January

@DeathRite

7 жыл бұрын

Aadamize omg exactly me

@Raicheru13

7 жыл бұрын

Me

@markimoofan1239

7 жыл бұрын

me :P

@ouaie3901

7 жыл бұрын

Aadamize lol me

@atage6iwasbornwithoutaface880

7 жыл бұрын

Damn it!

Again.... Again..... Do t feed them every day though water every 3 and for way less often

@gavinthtl4594

8 жыл бұрын

Don't*

@JeniousJustin

8 жыл бұрын

+MarkipIier people dont hit report enough :/

@Jake48898

8 жыл бұрын

+MarkipIier little shit.

@juliediremigio6481

8 жыл бұрын

+Yhowbyjytub310 ur bullshit