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I like how losing 700,000 men in a battle makes you gain 3 war exhaustion and lose a bit of prestige
@hanselsihotang
5 жыл бұрын
Its Japan, what do you expect? I'm even more surprised that they didn't banzai'ed it all until they lose all their remaining troops.
@christianware8384
5 жыл бұрын
If you do the math, you come to see that in a single battle Japan lost 1% of it's 64 million people in a single battle. Just to put that in perspective Japan's total military loses for the Second World War is 2.12 million people.
@hanselsihotang
5 жыл бұрын
@@christianware8384 nah man, that's nothing new in Vicky 2. Once when I was playing as Java I lost about 500k troops over a single battle when defending against the Brits on the mountain in Thailand, while my total native pops was only around 15 million man. That's 3 % of my pops gone for a single victory. Granted, I screw up alot in that war but Germany whoop their asses in Europe, so I manage to gain Burma and some worthless Pacific islands in the peace deal. I ended up at 6th btw, so not too bad for small Asian country campaign.
@hanselsihotang
5 жыл бұрын
@@ryhanzfx1641 I'm using a nations mod (I forgot which one). And basically savescumming (I know, it's disgusting) when justifying war in Eastern Indonesia n Indochina in order to reduce infamy so the Dutch/Brits don't pounce on me. Java had millions of uneducated peasants (still is) especially west Java, so a westernized Java basically has Industry potential at 2nd behind Japanese isles. Basically I spend the rest of the game building arms industry (East Java had a lot of Sulphur), liberating n invest in Philippines so I can make them my sphere (more like sidekick) and squabbling with Japan and Brits in dismembering China n Indochina. I focuse alot on Naval tech, so my Army was badly outdated even against Brits. Still, the migration mechanic was kinda broken in Vicky 2. There's a lot of Javanese migrating to Brazil per day, and my home province North Sumatera/Aceh region was nearly 40% Javanese in 1936 (like holy sh*t, if that happens IRL, there would be a lot of sectarian/racial conflict)
@ResurrectingHobo
4 жыл бұрын
its cause real life generals dont stack millions of people on top of each other and fight enemy generals who also stack millions of people on each other
"The Koreans have beaten the British navy" *Admiral Yi Intensifies*
@brendanpramsey
4 жыл бұрын
Ben McClure Admiral Yi was a great and all but I like his lesser know brother Admiral YEET
@allanjbucknol4414
4 жыл бұрын
True
@UltravisionaryTAB
4 жыл бұрын
*Woke Admiral Yi*
@Raooka
4 жыл бұрын
Admiral Yeet
@twoscarabsintheswarm9055
4 жыл бұрын
@@brendanpramsey Very Funny Comrade ~Takes Out Gun~ *Now Please Face The Wall*
*18TH OPIUM WAR*
@masterlife5475
5 жыл бұрын
No Artillery Only?
@ak47groupAKM
5 жыл бұрын
Look at my comment so ISP will play Artillery Only
@lunag.1521
4 жыл бұрын
18181818th opium war
@randommemesweekly4417
4 жыл бұрын
1000th opium war
@youtubeadministration8037
4 жыл бұрын
*69TH OPIUM WAR*
ISP: Allows slavery also ISP: Why the hell am I getting all those revolutions??
@joebama6825
3 жыл бұрын
That's Cool and All, but Gru is the most powerful being in the universe. First, according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That's equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. That's Cool and All, but Gru is the most powerful being in the universe. First, according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That's equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. That's Cool and All, but Gru is the most powerful being in the universe. First, according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That's equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. That's Cool and All, but Gru is the most powerful being in the universe. First, according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That's equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. vThat's Cool and All, but Gru is the most powerful being in the universe. First, according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That's equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. That's Cool and All, but Gru is the most powerful being in the universe. First, according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That's equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. vThat's Cool and All, but Gru is the most powerful being in the universe. First, according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That's equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. That's Cool and All, but Gru is the most powerful being in the universe. First, according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That's equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. vThat's Cool and All, but Gru is the most powerful being in the universe. First, according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That's equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. That's Cool and All, but Gru is the most powerful being in the universe. First, according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That's equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour.
@gorbsupreme7555
3 жыл бұрын
@@joebama6825 wtf
@amhumanperson3592
3 жыл бұрын
@@gorbsupreme7555 but let's admit he has a point
@gorbsupreme7555
3 жыл бұрын
@@amhumanperson3592 true but why bless us mere mortals
@impulsegasoline8667
2 жыл бұрын
@@joebama6825 but can he beat goku
It is the origin story of ADMIRAL DONG of the hevenly Kingdom now powered by GOMUNISUM?
@heiwiik8744
4 жыл бұрын
Expand (the communist regime of) Dong.
@joebama6825
3 жыл бұрын
That's CoolThat's Cool That's That's Cool and All, but Gru is the most powerful being in the universe. First, according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That's equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. Cool and All, but Gru is the most powerful being in the universe. First, according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That's equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. and All, but Gru is the most powerful being in the universe. First, according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That's equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. and All, but Gru is the moThat's Cool and All, but Gru is the most powerful being in the universe. First, according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That's equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. st powerful being in the universe. First, according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That's equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. That's Cool and All, but Gru is the most powerful being in the universe. First, according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That's equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 That's Cool and All, but That's Cool and All, but Gru is the most powerful being in the universe. First, according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That's equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. is the most powerful being in the universe. First, according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That's equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. miles per hour. That's
@genalynnesanjuan5788
2 жыл бұрын
@@joebama6825 cool ig
3:25 I noticed that switching to the Heavenly Kingdom gets rid of the female shortage and the pacifist government, so it's significantly better.
@Erolsaurus
2 жыл бұрын
"Female shortage" LMAO Sorry if I'm uncultured, I haven't played Vic 2 in a really long time.
@azh698
2 жыл бұрын
@@Erolsaurus There is literally a national spirit called female shortage, Qing Empire gets it near the beginning of the campaign, it negatively impacts population growth.
@EEEEEEEE
Жыл бұрын
E
@lolasdm6959
6 ай бұрын
True if half the male population dies off you get a male shortage instead.
"Have I had a war this game?" Yes, lots, against yourself. Welcome to China in Vic2...and EU4...and HOI4...CK2 now as well...
@command_unit7792
5 жыл бұрын
China Civil war simulator....
@RKNGL
5 жыл бұрын
When you have no one to fight. Fight yourself.
@gamerguy9729
4 жыл бұрын
And all of history irl
@Mchitman1
4 жыл бұрын
@@RKNGL I do that everyday... I beat myself all the time 😏
@CoolzerYT
3 жыл бұрын
technically you can’t play as China in CK2
When your culture is 10,000 years old but get called an "Uncivilized Nation".
@battleofkursk50
4 жыл бұрын
Y u gay
@nico.ch029
3 жыл бұрын
Incels play hearts of iron friend
@lordomega9959
3 жыл бұрын
@@nico.ch029 damn
@lordomega9959
3 жыл бұрын
@@user-ly7fv1ov2g true
@twoscarabsintheswarm9055
3 жыл бұрын
@@user-ly7fv1ov2g are you ok sir? You might need to see a doctor because of your humongous pain in your butt.
Kunduz is in northern Afghanistan. A lovely place. Friendly People. Exploding fuel Trucks.
@conservativedemocracyenjoyer
Жыл бұрын
@0 0 the friendly people or the exploding fuel trucks? ;)
Convert to hoi4 and continue to play until 1948
@potatogamer1877
5 жыл бұрын
Nice
@landonmoser34
5 жыл бұрын
Nice
@nobodyuknow9365
5 жыл бұрын
Nice
@moscowboi9762
5 жыл бұрын
eciN
@festivegeneral972
5 жыл бұрын
Nice
That's great but when will you do Afghanistan?
@roinymphornithorynque3282
4 жыл бұрын
Done
@jacksonsteele2807
4 жыл бұрын
You did it
@TheAuck
4 жыл бұрын
Honestly you should upload a video of Victoria 2 Afghanistan
@glassking8416
3 жыл бұрын
Forshadowing
@ripdippy6964
3 жыл бұрын
Impossible.
3:33 The British wanted to *hire a samurai*
@dalsosegno
5 жыл бұрын
Rich important countries hired samurai. Poor countries who could not afford samurai did not hire samurai.
@sheppycider123
5 жыл бұрын
the spacito such is the history of japan (bill wurz right?)
@dalsosegno
5 жыл бұрын
@@sheppycider123 yep. Bill wurtz
ISP stands for IronSide Pitch
Bonus challenge: complete a full play through as China and keep the Qing. I managed to pull it off in my Qing game.
I guess this time China is just red with the flags of the rebels
@masterlife5475
5 жыл бұрын
Where is Coolmathgames?
@vistagreat9994
5 жыл бұрын
@@masterlife5475 NOOO DO NOT MENTION THAT TO HIIIIIIIM MAKE HIM HATE IT NOW
@theangryaustralian7624
5 жыл бұрын
I miss the old Sam always pushing for coolmathgames
@sharplydressedrabbit3604
Жыл бұрын
@@theangryaustralian7624 i miss Sam in general. Don't see him in the ISP comments anymore
PLAY *LEGO STAR WARS THE COMPLETE SAGA* STOP OPPRESING US
@bobi88899
5 жыл бұрын
KangZ definitely approves
@OfficialMaoZedong
5 жыл бұрын
i like your name
@keithnunes6357
5 жыл бұрын
Yes
@bielefeldexistiert8379
5 жыл бұрын
@@OfficialMaoZedongwe meet again
@OfficialMaoZedong
5 жыл бұрын
@@bielefeldexistiert8379 Ah yes, my big dicked counterpart
Chinese History: A never ending conveyor belt of Civil Wars
Me: (Westernises as Chin-) Reactionaries rising up in *all* of my provinces: N o
Legoland land of eternal LEGO Star Wars the Complete Saga.
@obiwankenobi9689
5 жыл бұрын
Mace Windu I thought you died
A good and accurate representation of Victoria 2 in general.
Vicky 2: Imperial Chinese boogaloo
Now it’s time to take this hell and bring it to HoI4
"Now that I'm not eating up the entire world's supply of baked beans I can build my ship"
"Also Montenegro invented the armored car."
So this is what suffering looks like.
I played China as my first nation in Vicky 2. I regret nothing!
And by ‘land of eternal suffering’ you mean anywhere that’s not communist russia?
@marcnassif2822
5 жыл бұрын
*Cultural reform **_intensifies_*
@nicktiger4
5 жыл бұрын
@John Toas The soviet union. Yes Russia was communist. Dont even try to argue it.
@jurgisneverdauskis536
5 жыл бұрын
@John Toas That sounds great! Why haven't we implemented this system?
@fus132
5 жыл бұрын
@John Toas Oh, my sweet, sweet summer child...
@Dimovuha222
5 жыл бұрын
@John Toas i agree, it was socialist/state capitalism state.
Victoria 2? More like Bore: Ragnarok
@lakesidefiddle8051
5 жыл бұрын
Nein
@monarchtherapsidsinostran9125
5 жыл бұрын
Smh my head thats because you appear in power in the last 2 years of the games time frame.
@kaiser10298
5 жыл бұрын
Okay this is epik this is so sad Alex a play despicito thor more like boar haha yes XD
@ukaszflorkowski2435
5 жыл бұрын
Bokoen: Ragnarok
@trackernivrig
5 жыл бұрын
YES!!!!
ISP: Korea have beat britains navy, didnt expect that to happen *laughs in Yi Sun-sin*
Play as the goddamn zulus.
ISP:Time to play china i guess REBELS:Its time to rise ISP:Yep this always happens to china China:Yep this is the tale of my life and yeah sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Most of events make no sense when divorced from their original historical context. The Xinhai and subsequent warlord period were a direct result of Manchu Qing rule, the Han Taping Heavenly Kingdom would have its own problems but rebels against Manchu rule clearly would not be one of them.
>not retaking Mongolia and Tannu Tuva This is not mandated by Heaven
Russia:Human wave tactics China:... China:Let me show you the right way to do it
United China: *Exists Warlords: 5:18
Warlord era can be avoided if you stay at 220+ prestige
Hippity hoppity your land is now property Hippity hoppity your land is now opium fre- *OPIUM WARS BITCHES, GIMME THAT SWEET SILVER*
@landonmoser34
5 жыл бұрын
69th opium war
ISP: guess I’ll make China a western and stable cou- Warlords: STUPID! I ain’t gonna let you get the chance!
With how much you have expanded, I am surprised to see that Portugal’s treaty port has been spared.
Damn I'm early better make a joke America's Health Care System.
@Ratich
5 жыл бұрын
Overused and unoriginal
@ShadowMinnie
5 жыл бұрын
You think thats a joke, come see the argentinian one
@cisco3111
5 жыл бұрын
@@Ratich precisely why don't they just switch to single payer like the rest of the civilized world?
@Ratich
5 жыл бұрын
@@cisco3111 They're Americans being normal is not their thing
@2headedtasman200
5 жыл бұрын
Cisco Blue because people (GOP) dont give a shit about the people. Probably because they rig elections and dont need peoples votes
9:41 Ma ma, the fierce leader that won the great battle of Kochi
I see Harold. Now where is the Internet Historian?
Oh boy, it's time for INFINITE REBELLION
So the Kowloon Incident, as the event describes it, and how I understand it, is that some British sailors got drunk and killed a man on Chinese soil, but then said, "No we want to be tried by a British court." And the Chinese handed over Hong Kong because they couldn't put the sailors on trial without a war and had to let the men be tried by their own countrymen. Except Hong Kong was never in the equation to begin with. What the f*ck happened?
9:43 Ma Ma, just killed a man (or 753 000+)
Can't wait for the LUDICROUS SPEED Iron Side intro
omg who could have imagined that title of this video would be come true in 2020
This video is so fun and so perfect, that's the 10th time I'm watching it. I don't regret it. I even played China a few times in Vic2.
"Have I even had a war with anyone other than Britain?" Yourself.
Play the kingdom of the weedlands.
China seriously needs to be fixed in Victoria 3. No matter what you do it seems rebellion is inevitable, even when making good decisions.
Wales has a dragon on it's flag as well, you should play as them.
With the cronna virus going around the video ages like wine
ISP make your KZread rewind :D
Qing Empire? You mean the Glorious PRC?
I just bought this game last week I just found out how to make factory’s Im stepping up in the world now
China: one of the strongest empires in history Victoria 2: It's uncivilized!
@nemou4985
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Also the most ancient state with continuity until today :V
@EnderMan314-USA
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@@nemou4985 Also the one who almost were a century ahead of the Europeans. Until they stopped caring. Then got beaten to death by the Europeans.
I thought Slough was the land of eternal suffering
anywhere past the urals is for suffering isp
2:34 *turtleship noises* It kinda makes sense, kicking ass on the sea is a Korean thing.
9:43 the Chinese commander is Ma Ma, which means mom (妈妈).
i still can't believe we actually got him to do it
the amount of times i’ve watched this video is insane
Why is there a normal Ironside intro??
2:37 Ji Sun Shin + Turtle Ship = Destruction
*my head the land of endless suffering
I love how taiwan still finds a way to be independent
6:37 just like in Hungary
flippity fungus here comes big chungus
China they said... *IT WOULD BE FUN THEY SAID!*
Whenever you showed me China, I nearly choked on my Coke.
Every time there is an IRONSIDE intro without some random bs, I have to rewatch it at least 4 times to see if the pitch or speed has changed. Why is isorrow doing this to me?
the discord announcement sent me here cant believe how fast it is
My prayers have finally been answered.
World conquest as Sokoto!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Paradox The World of suffering
It's beginning to look a lot like a revolt
The Montenegro guy is back! I'm happy my country was able to do something useful unlike the real world! I'm proud to be a Montenegrin citizen!
You finnally did it.
New challenge, Survive as Austria, no hungary
Will you play the AWH alternative world history mod ?
isorrow, i need you to cheer me up after the super best friends m8
1:27 - The second thing you said was actually correct.
0:20 we want Lego Star Wars the complete Saga
i wanna see iSorrow suffer through something like STALKER Dead Air or STALKER Anomaly. both are standalone and free
March of the Eagles but Artillery Only :-)
Ah yes, Victoria II’s version of HOI4 Soviet Union
@3:53 min- so you're basically the world government from One piece. Nice.
China in Victoria 2 is the weird kid at school who doesn’t have a phone...
CHUNGUS OFFERS YOU AN ALLIANCE
spot of the old hardcore drugs, uncle cheng?
Lmao i got a ad for a documentery about chinas leader befor the vid
Where does my Ironside pitch boi be
I want him to do one of the Boer Republics for reasons.....
"Oh come on it can't be that bad." >Me after the vid Oh God its worse than I feared.
The mad lad did it!
10:20 Chinese Africa.
I'd be suffering as well if I didn't have food.
2 minutes in and we're already talking about boomers, Hong Kong, and Opioid peddling. This is why you've been recommended to watch this video in the last days of 2019 🤣💯💕
The mad lad actually did it