ISP: there are like 4 polands. Hitler: Heavy breathing.

@lordcabbage4931

4 жыл бұрын

Brandan Berg gonna need to demand a few more danzigs

@kungenavungern2950

4 жыл бұрын

Lord Cabbage do you mean Gdansk?

@John_1-1_in_Japanese

4 жыл бұрын

@@kungenavungern2950 do you mean Occupied Danzig?

@Ryuzakku

4 жыл бұрын

UK to Hitler: "You can't have Poland" Hitler: "Could I maybe have just one Poland?"

@zaikolebolsh5724

4 жыл бұрын

DANZIG IS RIGHTFUL ARGENTINEAN CLAY

This would've been the perfect time to play Banat

@twoscarabsintheswarm9055

4 жыл бұрын

Yes!

@bosniencommie1202

3 жыл бұрын

You mean like sauth slavic duchy ore actual nation

@kentucky4480

3 жыл бұрын

@@bosniencommie1202 ? What does this mean

@Kosiahswag1

3 жыл бұрын

@@bosniencommie1202 r/ihadastroke

@combatarcher3101

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

Read the words “Danish Libya”, shivers instantly ran down my spine

@naggu1243

4 жыл бұрын

We’re coming boy

@Notmyname1593

4 жыл бұрын

What does "Danish" even mean? Is there a Danistan somewhere?

@ValentineC137

4 жыл бұрын

@@Notmyname1593 the people in Denmark are Danes, and they speak Danish. So a Libya controlled by Denmakr would be called Danish Libya. or so the legends say, who knows if -our- the country exists

@livingangrycheese2668

4 жыл бұрын

@@ValentineC137 r/woosh

@ValentineC137

4 жыл бұрын

@@livingangrycheese2668 r/ihavereddit

"Ottoman Near East" well that's specific

@iregreteverything360

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah man, it often gets confused with the Ottoman Far East.

@arianas0714

4 жыл бұрын

What do you mean, I confuse it with Ottoman Northen Siberia all the time!

@deltoroperdedor3166

4 жыл бұрын

@@arianas0714 *Tuvan Siberia

@billmurray9485

4 жыл бұрын

We meet again

@MatthewBaxter88

4 жыл бұрын

ahh u again... a fellow man of culture I see

Most people: Dismantle the Russian Empire ISP: Dismantle the world

@swagmastaer

4 жыл бұрын

Dismantle the ocean

@adrock_sokolov6570

4 жыл бұрын

@@swagmastaer dismantle the rein

@constantinethegreat59

4 жыл бұрын

History Egg dismantle the States

@stevenandersen6989

3 жыл бұрын

Dismantle the species

@bayern_3234

3 жыл бұрын

Dismantle the civilisation

If I tried this my computer would grow hands slap me saying no

@EVEMASTER99

4 жыл бұрын

I would too

@meandmetoo8436

4 жыл бұрын

@@EVEMASTER99 grow hands ?

@EVEMASTER99

4 жыл бұрын

@@meandmetoo8436 yes

@narottamakarunanidhi1731

4 жыл бұрын

You got a shitty cpu then lol, mine is a Pentium but can still run it

Technically there are 7 Polands there: Krakow, Danzing, Silesia, Poland, Galicia-lodomeria, Poznan and the one next to danzing.

@fireexe109

4 жыл бұрын

Pomerania

@jimmynutrin9815

4 жыл бұрын

Danzig Silesia and Pomerania are German :)

@pureevil6047

4 жыл бұрын

@@jimmynutrin9815 Danzig was and currently is Polish. For a time it was German, but it was polish before and after then. The only place currently called Danzig is in North Dakota. Then again I don't expect good historical knowledge from a developmentally disabled bear.

@Ponanoix

4 жыл бұрын

@@pureevil6047 rekt

@BurnBird1

4 жыл бұрын

@@pureevil6047 The city itself and the suburbs were predominantly german (about 95%) before WW2, although it was a Slavic city before it was settled by Germans.

As a Western Australian, I welcome our new Polish-Lithuanian overlords.

@snaiper195

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you for including Lithuiania

This is why Victoria 3 will never be released, everything they could make in a game has been done in this video

@jcdenton3527

3 жыл бұрын

But Suriname didn't annexed whole South America!

@zluurkeaksz

3 жыл бұрын

That aged well...

@kokospapagorgios7796

3 жыл бұрын

@@zluurkeaksz That indeed aged well

@BabaltBlaydin

3 жыл бұрын

Well you’re eating your words 😂

@george1234able

3 жыл бұрын

@@BabaltBlaydin Lol I forgot I said this

If I was a Polish citizen, I would vote for ISP

@mordapl1641

4 жыл бұрын

He has my vote

@anthonyaurel6001

4 жыл бұрын

Kim? You? And vote? Blasphemy...

@gruggrugerson927

4 жыл бұрын

#vale2020

@cigan900

4 жыл бұрын

F O U R P O L A N D S

@williambrennan104

4 жыл бұрын

@@anthonyaurel6001 no, because in North Korean elections, everyone who is Glorious Leader can vote

10:00 Commonwealth actually occupied Moscow for 2 years from 1610 to 1612.

@glassbottlemenacesyou8323

4 жыл бұрын

*dont say that next to putin*

@houseking9211

4 жыл бұрын

the commonwealth, sweden, and france during the napoleonic era are the only countries to have ever occupied Mosow when it was full blown russian and russia existed

@bartomiejkumor9375

4 жыл бұрын

@@houseking9211 France occupied non-capital Moscow, though, when it was basically left for them to capture. Napoleon never captured Saint Petersburg, which was the capital of Russia at the time.

@ankat6756

3 жыл бұрын

@Sakkra101 wtf, it would be cursed

@fireexe109

3 жыл бұрын

@@ankat6756 It would be fucking epic

I am a simple man When I see Polish Madagascar I'm happy

@Gia1911Logous

4 жыл бұрын

I don't wanna like this comment... It's perfect... It's a perfect comment with 69 likes

@panzhubnikaz7335

3 жыл бұрын

When i see Polish Madagaskar, suez canal and jemen i wanna shoot myself.

@panzhubnikaz7335

3 жыл бұрын

@@Gia1911Logous Benis

@Scourgeoftengri

3 жыл бұрын

Aurelian

@restitvtor6398

3 жыл бұрын

LUCIUS DOMITIUS AURELIANUS AUGUSTUS, RESTITUTOR ORBIS to you, kind stranger

"What is a Quebec, is that some sort of duck?" Laughs in french duck

@kzizzles8329

4 жыл бұрын

Quaque

@Flash4ML

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@mrsupremegascon

4 жыл бұрын

It's true tho, Québécois have a duckie accent.

@sephikong8323

4 жыл бұрын

In English the duck go "Quack" In French the duck go "Vive le Québec libre" Funny how transliteration works huh ?

@rinhays4523

3 жыл бұрын

ISorrowProductions: What is a Quebec, is that some sort of duck? Me: Let's see how many people are yelling that Québec is the French part of Canada.

but how many Polish were living in the suez canal by the end?

@erickmoczulski1582

4 жыл бұрын

That is true question.

@chiraqveteran2989

4 жыл бұрын

If you encourage immigration to the Suez canal with settlement policy you can push it over 50% in a year.

@frohn9461

3 жыл бұрын

Too many...

"The rise of Scotland" Now that's a topic for Halloween.

*SCOTLAND FOREVER* **earrape bagpipes**

11:04 This has a whole new significance in the year 2022, lol.

ISP: Takes Danzig out of Prussia’s sphere. Prussia: Don’t worry, I’ll return the favor in about 90 years.

ISP spooky Halloween scare: releasing Kurdistan as a nation

@bg3622

4 жыл бұрын

On the Republic Day for Turkey.

@MolpPlom

4 жыл бұрын

@@bg3622 Turkey: "We are a democratical republic" also Turkey: *jails all oppositional journalists*

@Ethan11892

4 жыл бұрын

MolpPlom Turkey is a middle eastern nation, what do you expect lol

@Daniel-bb9qj

4 жыл бұрын

@@MolpPlom *_Erdoğan would like to know your location_*

@potatogamer1877

4 жыл бұрын

@@MolpPlom accurate, am half turk

ISP: There are 4 Polands here Hitler and Stalin: So how is this going to go?

@masterarthius8752

4 жыл бұрын

All 4 to Stalin.

@vistagreat9994

4 жыл бұрын

@@masterarthius8752 in this video, All 4 to Poland Lithuania

World realeased Polar Bears: Looks like meats back on the menu boy

@MrEpic325

4 жыл бұрын

Ray Greene LENGE LEVE JAN MAYEN

@eqaruss

4 жыл бұрын

Is that a CK2 reference

i was looking for lithuania, then i saw memel. good job isp, really gave them a headstart, suprised they didn't world conquest with such a powerful starting position.

Still dissapointed that he didnt play banat

@nickdelsobral9198

4 жыл бұрын

How can you see Banat as an option and not click on it?

I love how you've used halloween as an excuse to not make original intros

@pureststupidity3621

4 жыл бұрын

It’s better to than nothing

8:28 o kurwa W pustyni i w puszczy!

@pymekpymkowski3657

4 жыл бұрын

Xd

MY SCOTTISH ANCESTORS WOULD BE PROUD BY THE FIGHT WE PUT UP TODAY

11:05 OMG, THEY MADE THE ISP VIDEO IN REAL LIFE!

@arsray7285

Жыл бұрын

sus

A Quebec is a native word that means "where the river gets smaller" because Quebec City is the estuary of the Saint-Lawrence. Just random trivia o.o

“This looks like someone puked up a bad of smarties” ISP ~2019

Tip if you ever want to recreate it in a relatively fast way is to merge the shattered world mod into the files of hpm by taking everything from the shattered world mod and putting it into hpm and you will be able to form a world that is very similar in about 10 minutes versus 40 minutes i would guess for this

Love the spooky intro. PLC is the holy grail of Vicky 2. I have tried so hard to bring it back bby but I can never do it.

Thats SCARIES THING I EVER SEEN in HALLOWEEN

ISP isn't even playing Vic2 anymore, hes playing Release 2: Heart of Dankness

all of the jokes about Russia and Ukraine the year before the real life Ukraine crisis is just uncanny

@Glitter_H_Hoof

Жыл бұрын

the crisis has been going since 2014

@erwannthietart3602

Жыл бұрын

@@Glitter_H_Hoof wait 2014? I thought it was earlier?

@Glitter_H_Hoof

Жыл бұрын

@@erwannthietart3602 technically so with euromaidan in 2013, but the current war is a direct continuation of the annexation of crimea

14:16 Switzerland owns Alsace Lorraine

@fafs23

4 жыл бұрын

it doesn't, Alsace is independent different colour

"Playing as Poland is pretty bad because everyone around you want to kill you" - this is soooo true, even in real life 😂

Scotland rising to a great power is probably the best scare im going to get this year

5:11

Broke: The Sudetenland belongs to Germany Woke: The Sudetenland belongs to Poland

@Memeboi-bd8so

3 жыл бұрын

Bespoke, the Sudetenland Belongs to Czechia

@charliejones3272

3 жыл бұрын

@@Memeboi-bd8so da-smoke: the Sudetenland belongs to Austria Hungary

@marluk8628

3 жыл бұрын

@@CARILYNF n o

@captainkasper2981

3 жыл бұрын

@@CARILYNF coke, sudetenland belongs to nigeria

@gengarzilla1685

3 жыл бұрын

Cursed: The Sudetenland is an independent nation.

I am disappointed that you didnt play the great country of BANAT

I try to do this every time I play Vicky 2. I love how much it changes the game!

Guangdong: Guang means large, so yea... large dong

5:09 This has aged well

"But Scotland and belgium are" Me: Wait WHAT? *instantly looks up*

Love how Lithuania was released from Prussia meaning they are just Memel

Yay more ISP. Scottland is a great power now. :3

The more Polands you have, the greater the odds one of them will survive!

Poland: "My country looks pretty terrible. But I like it!" Aactually accurate.

14:28 i'm still here cuz i wanna hear that beautiful outro! also switzerland owns alsace

@macanaeh

4 жыл бұрын

They THINK they own Alsace, while in fact, Alsace owns them

You need to play the GFM shattered world. It just gets more and more chaotic everytime they update it, and it's glorius!!

My favorite country is czechoslovakia. Especially when it doesn't have Slovakia, Ruthenia and half of czechia in it 💀

Do every province independent in EU4

@WombatSteve

4 жыл бұрын

The perfect way to turn your computer into a nice beverage

@Wm7forthewin

4 жыл бұрын

his computer would heat to trillions of degrees and explode trillions of bits of gluon plasma.

11:21 - "Oh my lord... By George, oh no, they've done it." Well, 'done it' may be a BIT of an overstatement. In the paraphrased words of Gordon Ramsey, "WHERE'S THE HANNOVER?!"

Yeah Scotland rising is pretty damn scary for Halloween

Sais he released every country Me: doesnt sees Flanders ...

One of these days, one of these games he plays will be so cursed as to open a portal to hell... This one came awful close...

Reminds me of the post-conquest era of my Prussia campaign in Empire Total War: The year was 1911. Prussia had conquered the known world - except Malta because you can't land troops there unless the port has no ships, and you can't attack ships in the port. I disbanded my armies and jacked the taxes of every region except Brandenburg to see what would happen. The US rose only in Maryland and Pennsylvania, a couple native tribes popped up, along with Mexico and a couple of the Caribbean islands. No region in India rebelled, Ireland conquered the British Isles, Bavaria conquered eastern Europe, Westphalia conquered western Europe, and Portugal conquered North Africa by 1940. It was a beautiful mess.

@jfarrar19

4 жыл бұрын

What you need to do is just send in single ships to get "ambushed" and slowly wear down their fleet. One galley at a time.

>the newspaper's title is CZAS >literally translates to TIME, but without the same connotations >it's as if your newspaper was just called CLOCK or something

Well, Polish-Lithuanian Arabia looks just like I remembered it!

As a Scotsman this video warms my heart

6:46 That moment when he calls Czech Republic Czechoslovakia :(

@marcino457

4 жыл бұрын

HermanSVK that tag was Czechoslovakia, with Bohemia inside of it. He probably released Bohemia and Slovakia first, that’s why Czechoslovakia only got a part of actual Czech Republic

"which gives me even more claims!" *39 infamy*

14:48 - Interesting time of video... Hm-m-m, what does that mean? 🤔

@okinawadreaming

4 жыл бұрын

bruv sorrow is a nazi i cant believe this in shaking and crying

@deltoroperdedor3166

4 жыл бұрын

Too much Polen. The universe had to balance it out

@SomeInfamousGuy

4 жыл бұрын

Dyslexia got me like:

Glorious video! All Hail PLC!

ok tbh that's one of your best videos since the Big Bite era

Love you isp

"russia carpet sieged by Ukraine" - yeah baby!

3:14 >Slovenia exists for a moment *tears* Please do a Slovenia Playthrough!

0:54 Not counting Danzig there are 6: Congress Poland, Galicia-Lodomeria, Poznan, Pomerelia, Silesia and Krakow.

Lamps has added you to his or her Friends List

Video so spicy that I considered Establishing a presence in the Spice Islands

The little brown spot in the middle of the Czechs is triply landlocked, three neighbors away to get to the ocean.

9:09 *Recoils in horror* It truly _is_ the scariest time of the year

You should do the mega campaign, however for maximum suffering you do country roulette too

Isorrow saying spicy is the best asmr i ever had

13:52 Mighty Central Korea

Everytime I worry ISP will stall out hes up another 1k subs like where are they coming from. Love you tho isp

11:04 damn

WTF WHY DIDNT YOU PLAY BANAT???!?!?!?! *Reality can often be disappointing*

sicily and two sicilies amuses me to no end

Ey man, I'm really new to your channel, only found it 2-3 days ago, but i went through quite a few of your videos and I had a really good time watching them, you have great content and humour and I've never even played any of these games, yet I still have enjoyed it a lot to smoke a j and just put on your stuff these past few days. However I couldn't help to notice that you really do seem to be going through some stuff right now, and I wanted to leave a pretty long comment here with some advice, but I found that there's tones of this exact type of comments on one of your recent vids called - "I Broke World History With This Simple Trick - Victoria 2" - So thing is I dunno if you've read them or not, but if you didn't I strongly suggest you go through some of that comment section on that video, people showed a lot of good support and advice for you. Thank you for all your content man, I got a lot of katching up to do on this channel so I'm off. Stay safe mate, cheers!

Europe is in chaos and everyone’s fighting each other. While Switzerland is like “This is fine 🔥🙂🔥”

Looks at canada. Your a monster isp

4 Polands are the most Polish thing I've ever seen!

Never expected to repeat ISP saying They are scary but I love it so I am just going to repeat if for 8 hours at least then I will stop I promise

ISP would never torture our eyes like this u identity thef

ISP: Plays as Poland Poles: *Comes out of portals*

Four Polands? Yup, thats just normal in country, where the bigest enemy is your neighbor xD

This is very spooky

3:16 : so yes, there is Sicily and Two Sicily

I think, I would like that save game start.

Man i wish he'd revisited this one adding more natives in Africa and breaking china

Every time ISP makes another vicky2 video I cry more about the fact Paradox will never make vicky3...

@saintbread5080

2 жыл бұрын

BAHAHAHA

@bapo224

2 жыл бұрын

@@saintbread5080 Im glad to be wrong on this one, vicky3 looking good so far :)

1:24 that just looks like late game aoc2

Poland made it to moscow with winged hussars themslevs The Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth occupation of Moscow took place between 1610 and 1612 during the Polish-Muscovite War, when the Kremlin was occupied by a Polish-Lithuanian garrison under the command of Stanisław Żółkiewski and assisted by Russian boyars led by Mikhail Saltykov. The occupation coincided with Russia's Time of Troubles.

But the real question is, how many polish people are there in Sues ?

6:47 Czechoslovakia which never controlled Slovakia, nice :D

BANAT IS BACK BABY

My dear friend ISP, when you did the decision to claim the Eastern territories ( 7:38) it said that you gained 15 infamy. You clicked it and went to 39 infamy. Next cut it's the next year and you have 24 infamy. Mr ISP I doubt you lost 15 infamy in the course of one year. This is quite suspicious Mr ISP

The isle of man for Halloween