ah, his skintone is that of freshly stirred yogurt

@SkyP9812

3 жыл бұрын

Could you imagine how bad that would stain if he spilled child-flavored soup onto it? I don't even want to think about it.

@Julie-ox1ez

3 жыл бұрын

@@SkyP9812 you dare mention soup

@emeraldchild97

3 жыл бұрын

Vanilla yogurt

@willcooper5389

3 жыл бұрын

Freshly stirred paper. Delicious.

@chrono-glitchwaterlily8776

3 жыл бұрын

@David JR they're not tho. Chill

Kevin: vanilla man Also Kevin: let's build a house out of meat to show *dominance over the other animals*

@ezodragon

3 жыл бұрын

meat wall?

@LutherannoG

3 жыл бұрын

@@ezodragon wall of flesh

@_AndyOw_

3 жыл бұрын

"The House That Kevin Built" by Lars von Trier

@willcooper5389

3 жыл бұрын

Kevin: Vanilla Man Chat: Toast Man Me: lOl FuNnY iRiSh MaN gO bRrRr

@billaros1000

3 жыл бұрын

There's actually a meat block mod and a butchery mod, he should get both

I love the fact that he call himself vanilla man

@renameagain5808

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@bbuuttercupp

3 жыл бұрын

Same because his content is not vanilla at all (the murdering and all that)

@LynnAgain83

3 жыл бұрын

I'm also a vanilla human

@henrychen4947

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe he's just comparing himself to ice cream because they both melt in the sun

@bbuuttercupp

3 жыл бұрын

@Emily same

This vanilla man looks like he's a big fan of potatoes

@btchiaintkidding7837

3 жыл бұрын

Found you , haah

@renameagain5808

3 жыл бұрын

You are the only one I respect.

@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461

3 жыл бұрын

You're everywhere...and so am i :D

@wowman9556

3 жыл бұрын

found you

@willcooper5389

3 жыл бұрын

Did you know that the Irish grew from Potato Plants.

This extra channel is such a blessing

@willcooper5389

3 жыл бұрын

And such a curse.

@miracleschmidt4342

3 жыл бұрын

As is our lord Pickens slave such a blessing and a curse

@nix2939

3 жыл бұрын

It feels like a secret club....of 228,000 people

@frogsreprettycool2146

3 жыл бұрын

Kevin is just a blessing in general

@UtopssAKAPJ

3 жыл бұрын

bless me Kevin, ok that sounded wrong out of context, even with context it sounds weird 🤪😂

"children are terrifying" dude, have you seen a child's scull? their jaws, to be precise? that's the most horrifying thing I've ever seen!

@rapogirl1391

3 жыл бұрын

I have... 0-0

@deerdust6484

3 жыл бұрын

Skull*

@gamingecko679

3 жыл бұрын

Of course Kevin has seen a child’s skull, his basement is filled with them

@akashsarkar2001-r5k

3 жыл бұрын

@@gamingecko679 I like dark humour too but holy fuck

@zarendar9732

3 жыл бұрын

@@gamingecko679 Maybe you meant our dear leader Jim Pickens' basement

Me and my brother were as close as you can be. We spent every day together in a warm jungle by the sea, whistling tunes to each other, perched on bushes watching the world go by. A peaceful life, oblivious to the horrors that would soon come into our lives. An old man, with skin, white like stirred yogurt, approached us and offered us seeds for our eternal friendship. We were both cautious at first, but when the man who insisted on being called Kevin, offered me a third clump of seeds, I mindlessly joined him, and let go of the freedom we had enjoyed all our life. The seeds, harvested from the grass, were too good, and I decided to follow, hoping he’d give me more. My brother was more cautious, and rejected the mans offerings, even when he gathered more to offer. I told him that there was nothing to fear, and he should take them, but my brother refused. Soon the man grew angry and frustrated with my brother, and in that moment, my life was changed forever. He flew (not literally) into a blind rage, and bludgeoned my brother to death, with such hatred, I thought no man could posses. I knew then that I was trapped, terrified that if I ever disobeyed the man, or tried to flee, he’d hunt me down, and crush me with his wrath. Every day I live in terror, not knowing if he might snap and take my life too, so I whistle songs to keep him happy, and allow me to live one day more. Whenever I close my eyes, I see my brothers face, and in my dreams he haunts me. I wish it were I who was killed that day, he didn’t deserve his fate, and maybe soon I’ll join him, just to end my bleak existence, no longer forced to go along in a world without him.

@dasssass6227

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh...

@berryamv2296

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh...

@medicus1503

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh...

@invis2243

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh...

@jewelsthecat5331

3 жыл бұрын

F

"why are you sad Obsidian?"

@beanieguitarguy4070

3 жыл бұрын

“You didn’t pay us for our work because our metacritic score was off by 1”

@willcooper5389

3 жыл бұрын

Someone started talking about... ... soup...

@sansguerra2265

3 жыл бұрын

@@beanieguitarguy4070 xD

"why are you sad obsidian?" -Bethesda after they give them 18 months of development.

@ertrick3693

3 жыл бұрын

-when they don't get their bonus pay because they only got an 84 on Metacritic instead of an 85

@novisnovis

3 жыл бұрын

underrated comment

@splattt8088

3 жыл бұрын

And they still made the best Fallout game

@bruvaguren494

3 жыл бұрын

aint that a kick in the head

@beanface7408

3 жыл бұрын

I think it was cut down to 11 months.

There actually is a meat mod, witch makes this even funnier

@Subpar1224

3 жыл бұрын

There is a mod for everything lol

@combine161

3 жыл бұрын

can't you make meat blocks and meat liquid, and a straw to drink the meat?

@jessequeen4550

3 жыл бұрын

@@combine161 that is all correct yes

@willcooper5389

3 жыл бұрын

We need Kevin to see this. That's a main channel video if ever I saw one 😂😂😂

@em-agan

3 жыл бұрын

I hope he plays with the meat

"oh my god, the amount of pigs!" i don't think you need anymore pigs in your life after yesterday's video, toastvin

@hopscoot5728

3 жыл бұрын

EAT THE PIGGIES

@billaros1000

3 жыл бұрын

@@hopscoot5728 2 years worth of piggies>streaming equipment

“the minecraft man” also known as XxnoregretzxX

@Subpar1224

3 жыл бұрын

*ZxnoregretzxZ* I'm kidding I don't really care haha

@saveoursquirrels4241

3 жыл бұрын

@@Subpar1224 i care

@toraotaro

3 жыл бұрын

@@saveoursquirrels4241 All of us care...about you. Hope you stay hydrated and well fed. Sleep well :)

Notice how he ends all of his sentences with a giggle

Kevin asks a sheep to live with him. Most Irish thing I saw him do on KZread.

i really like this editor. their humor goes very well with kevin's imo

I love how whenever Kevin gets scared his Irish accent amps up to 100

"vanilla man" Kevin I thought you were tall, dark, and handsome?? I feel immensely betrayed

@cleetusbartholomew

3 жыл бұрын

vanilla is actually dark! so still tall dark and handsome

@NikolasoGames

3 жыл бұрын

Normal and Vanilla is how we roll

@veryfruityolive

3 жыл бұрын

@@cleetusbartholomew oh my goodness you're right my monkey brain instantly went to vanilla ice cream, forgive me

The next episode should just be modded like crazy

@kewoshk

3 жыл бұрын

“Minecraft but it’s destroyed by mods”

@LivinLikeLarrry

3 жыл бұрын

no.

@sbeveguggenheim4935

3 жыл бұрын

Rlcraft

@ohyeahgamer3736

3 жыл бұрын

@@sbeveguggenheim4935 Meinkraf

@Inyasha100

3 жыл бұрын

@@LivinLikeLarrry yes

Kevin a few months ago: Yeah, we're gonna finish this Hardcore series especially since we the end portal is below our castle Minecraft Hardcore: So that was a lie

minecraft: MEAT HOUSE!!! the sims: MEAT WALL!!!

"vanilla man" dont lie to me, ive heard the things you say

Kevin: turning a pond into a farm Me: “That’s genius! Why didn’t I think of that?”

@luciesimpson6437

3 жыл бұрын

What did you think happened to all the wetlands?

@MadnessIncVP

2 жыл бұрын

Because sometimes the ponds, wind up being spawn farms for Drowned. Seriously, the Trident spawn rate, will catch up to you, if you live somewhere that spawns them.

I have the same reaction to bees. They're so cute and do so much for this world but at the same time when I see something wasp-like, I run for my life

2:15 "Only joking" he says as he breaks the block instead of just stopping at the last second.

sad fact: the heaviest baby ever born died an hour after he was born, and i think his mother died due to complications due to childbirth as well :(

@jetnebula7915

3 жыл бұрын

F

@alexashley9140

3 жыл бұрын

Oh no R.I.P.

@aurimartgarcia1721

3 жыл бұрын

The baby did but his mother died for something not related F

@bigslime2868

3 жыл бұрын

wait a minute he didnt die, the fatass is speaking to you right now,im alive

@colinbates7396

3 жыл бұрын

The parents names were Martin Van Buren Bates (7ft 7in) and Anna Haining Bates (7ft 11in). He died 11 hours after birth, was 23 lbs and 9 ounces, 30in tall and his feet were 6in long. They also had another child, it was their first born, she weighed a total 18 lbs and died at birth. It's quite sad ,yes, but you should definitely read about them. (Also I'm related to them that's how I know.)

When you set the time on your phone to 8:00 pm so Kevin uploads instantly *_reality can be whatever I want it to be_*

@Subpar1224

3 жыл бұрын

He uploads at 3 pm for me Checkmate

@renameagain5808

3 жыл бұрын

@@Subpar1224 well I'm from Cork, Ireland....same as Kevin :)

@renameagain5808

3 жыл бұрын

@lil kfo oh nice. Where ya from?

@renameagain5808

3 жыл бұрын

@lil kfo oh so it's only like 12:36 where you are? That's cool lol. Your day is beginning, mine is ending.

"This world has everything I need!" *sad Paul noises*

Blunts brother: doesn’t love kevin also Blunts brother: why do i hear boss music

I want an ocean man parody about Kevin called vanilla man

@CeramicQuill

3 жыл бұрын

Oh Vanilla man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand Vanilla man, the Irish corner of the globe is a real trip Vanilla man, far cry from a tan man subscribed to the clan Soaking up the thirst of the fans Vanilla man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the sober man Oh, vanilla man, our trust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man Vanilla man, a sequence of a life form, amazed by his plans Soaking up the thirst of the fans

@Nimboi

3 жыл бұрын

@@CeramicQuill Lol underrated

When i was younger i thought that the:" seed " was the type of crop i wanted in the game

I've been waitin' for this... He's back in minecraft!

@renameagain5808

3 жыл бұрын

Yay :D

"Why are you sad obsidian!?" Bethesda probably screwed them over again.

Kevin's reaction to Blunt sitting in his boat was so wholesome

SQUARE JIM PICKENS IS BACK LET'S FECKIN GOOOOOOOO!!!!

Kev, I need your seed Uhhhh for the Minecraft world that is...... Jokes aside this seed looks 10/10

Kevin, the Minecraft man

I know no one is gonna care, but I was playing among us and made a bromance with cyan. My name was toast. If you’re out there buddy, I’m here

@Subpar1224

3 жыл бұрын

Nice dishonored 2 pfp

@hippopajamas

3 жыл бұрын

Tbh i approve of kevins comments becoming the new Craigslist missed connections.

@OktoberVanderslice

3 жыл бұрын

Sucks, there's so many people using "Toast" as their name lmao you're never finding them again I'm sure

@cybuds_6237

3 жыл бұрын

@@OktoberVanderslice :( that’s sad, just wish them luck on finding their friend...

@_Axolottie_

3 жыл бұрын

Tho the journey to find your friend will be hard, i hope you the best of luck!

Kevin: Let’s try for a roommate Proceeds to throw egg at wall

"Owh no, a child!"

Kevin: Has water next to the tower Also Kevin: *Blunt, catch me!*

Me: *reads tittle* "I think it's the other way around-"

@renameagain5808

3 жыл бұрын

@@airlesslight3339 lol what

@airlesslight3339

3 жыл бұрын

@@renameagain5808 omg wrong comment this was meant for another one💀🤦‍♂️

@renameagain5808

3 жыл бұрын

@@airlesslight3339 lmao

Vanilla Man, a sweet guy

Just got out of band class. Now I can be blessed. Thanks Toastvin:)

@renameagain5808

3 жыл бұрын

Turg takes band class!

@renameagain5808

3 жыл бұрын

I just finished a round of Among Us. It's 8:02 pm here in Ireland :D

@PotatioBaconio

3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes one of my favourite KZread commenters! How u doin turg?

@renameagain5808

3 жыл бұрын

Tommorow is the last day of school :DDD

@callmeturg

3 жыл бұрын

@@PotatioBaconio I’m good! Thank you very much! How are you?

I already watch the streams, but the editing is so good I need to watch the highlights as well!

0:50 that edit and the sound kevin makes just got me lmfao

"Look at him, he's looking at me" -Call Me Kevin (2020)

Even in single player mode, Kevin finds someone to terrorize. RIP chat💀

Hey there Kevin how’s it going my name is JtThunder17 and today I’m watching two of your videos, again

@joyphil4399

3 жыл бұрын

Hey there JtThunder17 how's it going my name is Joyphil and today I'm reading your comment for the first time

@ayouxy

3 жыл бұрын

Hi there @@joyphil4399 my name is Slem and I'm reading your reply

@bruhthatscringe1570

3 жыл бұрын

Hi there@@ayouxymy name is Bruh and I'm reading your reply to Slem's reply to JtThunder 17 commenting on one of Kevin's videos

@damlakaratekin5016

3 жыл бұрын

no.

"What's worse than a zombie?" *gasp* "a child"

I just have to say that this second channel was a great idea

you just started off immediately with a dad noise

This is the “Kevin” channel I watch when I’m drunk as a small animal in a vat of isopropyl.

Kevin: starts playing minecraft again Me: The Return of the King!

New channel name ideas: Call Me Toastvin Call Me Stirred Vanilla

7:00 asks how to get down when there is a water pool right there...

“One day someone will want to live with me” A Creeper : *Allow me to introduce myself*

7:15 “OH MY GOD NO A CHILD-“ *hits baby zombie*

me: knows full well vanilla is a reference to his pale, pale, Irish skin also me: hehe i bet you arent vanilla XD youre a weird guy, youre probably into some weird-ass specific thing

Oh. My. Gosh. I LOST it at the Home Improvement reference!

That miitopia music just calmly be playing in the background lol 😂

I don't like Minecraft anymore, but I do love when Kevin plays it.

@buster6970

3 жыл бұрын

Heathen

aww rip the take a ride in the bowl isn't in here ahahha

Kevin had to run from the child due to his restraining order. He's not allowed within 200m of a child. M could be meters or miles. Who knows?

@ViewingChaos

3 жыл бұрын

200 miles might not be enough....

Kevin: What's this? Is this Obsidian? Chat: No crying Obsidian Kevin: It's crying Obsidian! Why are you sad? Crying Obsidian: ... Kevin: *Punching Noises*

No way, 009 sound system dreamscape, I haven't heard that since I was like 13

@rastand5218

3 жыл бұрын

So you are like 26

Remember the hardcore series? How did it end?

I wonder how many people were screaming at Kevin because he's making the farm one strip of land and one of whater, when the water can moisturize the dirt 4 blocks away from it.

Here I am, in every single playthrough I start, searching for jungles for WEEKS! And Kevin goes like "I don't like jungles" and wants to delete the map instantly! For feck's sake! I've been looking for bamboo for days now and Kevin literally has some on his first frame!

never clicked so fast in my life

@renameagain5808

3 жыл бұрын

Same

Day 6 of telling Kevin to stream the Bee Movie Game

@hopscoot5728

3 жыл бұрын

Day 1 of asking you if you like jazz

@beegod255

3 жыл бұрын

@@hopscoot5728 Day 1 of saying yes

@beegod255

3 жыл бұрын

@Orange Jello Sure

ah man i hear ya i feel the same way about games like this, always enjoy the beginning way more

0:34 Kevin tries to be a therapist to a block. And then beats said block. 10/10

damn the last time i was this early i saw my parents divorce papers :D

What happened to hard-core mode

@chill8373

3 жыл бұрын

He said he still has the save but it's 1-2 episodes behind

@josephmaughan847

3 жыл бұрын

@@chill8373 thanks

Kevin: how do I get down? *looks at pond and then at parrot* Kevin: PARROT CATCH ME

you're not vanilla, Kevin, you're Irish Cream

I'm literally pissing uncontrollably because I am so sad. You have no idea how much piss there is all over my room it's not okay. Why is there so much piss? Why?

@no65362

3 жыл бұрын

Wtf...

@Xeema4869

3 жыл бұрын

Piss boy

@DaniaEQ

3 жыл бұрын

I... what?

@no65362

3 жыл бұрын

@@DaniaEQ Idk

@imanidiotforreplyingbut7465

3 жыл бұрын

@@no65362 shush

day 2 of asking kevin to pin me if he love simpsons

I'm so glad Kevin read my comment as to call the parrot 'Blunt Trauma' this is a special day

Who remembers old awkward Kevin's Minecraft let's play? Kevin, it was that let's play that not only got me into Minecraft, it got me into let's plays, and got me into KZread altogether. Thank you for those old memories ❤ if you still I have them, I know I would still love to see them, for nostalgia reasons!

this editing is GOLD

The Miitopia background music makes me feel super calm for some reason - which is ironic because Kevin is pure chaos

I like how Kevin plays Minecraft like an Irish simulator. Just sheep and farms lol

"I'm loving this world, it has everything I need!" *the only two features of note so far: portal to hell and horsey*

I hear that miitopia background music, Kevin. Love it a lot, lol.

Kevin: vanilla man also Kevin: the full sims series

Kevin: Calls himself Vanilla man. Also Kevin: today I downloaded a mod for the sims. Also also Kevin: Says to make and get a meat mod to show Dominance to all the animals. (I don’t know just bored .-.)

Kevin on his regular channel is torturing fictional characters but Kevin on stream is torturing chat LOL

Hopefully the survival Minecraft thing will carry on here I enjoyed it so much

Every time the kick clip plays I just start uncontrollably laughing

"Call Me Kevin" is synonymous with "quality."

thank you for reposting on here Kevin, I always miss your streams so I'm glad I can watch them here!

I love playing games vanilla, especially minecraft so thank you so much for making this video

"I saw the future update, and it looks freaking awesome" *Insert Goat yeeting a Cow from a Cliff*

First minute of the video: Misses a chest with loot Me: Ãdïõš

just finished watching back all the vods yesterday lol always happy to rewatch kevin feck around

i love this channel cause sometimes i miss the streams and i dont have enough time to watch them all the way through in a vod, i only wish the videos were longer and full of more ‘funny moments’ ahah

0:50 The home improvement reference made my week quite honestly.

you heard it here first, kevin likes toast. we must proceed to throw toast in his direction in hopes it’ll reach him.

I hadn’t realised that if lost connection at the start of the video, so I just sat and looked at Kevin slouching and was feeling very impressed with how still he could sit for whatever bit he was doing XD