Now we wait to find out if Bloodlines 2 can live up to a game that was released so unfinished and buggy that it had to be fixed by fans.

@squirtsean

2 жыл бұрын

but will there be another hot harley quinn vampire? If not 0/10

@against1virus

2 жыл бұрын

Not going to happen. The longer a game is in development past like 3 years the worse it is going to be. If they just released the dev tools and what they have done now, i am sure the fans would finish making the game and it would end up better than what they might eventually release.

@rio3702

2 жыл бұрын

Pongsifu will you reupload your older video like dark souls 3 one? I see some clip of it in your kingdom come deliverance video

@Kronos0999

2 жыл бұрын

No, it won't; you and I both know it, Mr. Still Puts Cookies Out For Santa

@Theminotard

2 жыл бұрын

Could’ve sworn 2 was cancelled

Just to clarify something, Jeanette was the first to have that look. The redesigned Harley Quinn that resembles Jeanette came after Bloodlines.

@shorewall

2 жыл бұрын

Damn Straight.

@sayxxdx

2 жыл бұрын

I blame this game for my taste in women.

@conq1273

2 жыл бұрын

@@sayxxdx which type of woman? Vampires?

@Persona6Blue

2 жыл бұрын

@@conq1273 Crazy

@Seriouskai

2 жыл бұрын

@@conq1273 Love a woman who knows how to suck

Funfact: if you dance for like 5minutes in a club you gain a one time humanity point. Counts for every club in the game.

@RoyalGuardEziode

Жыл бұрын

Didn't know that. Thanks for sharing

All the Nosferatu fun in this game come from their dialogues and how because they're tired of being insulted all the time they roast every single character they otherwise would have an option to seduce. That and their obfuscation powers made them great for stealth playthroughs.

@YorkJonhson

2 жыл бұрын

Fat Larry's reaction to meeting a Nosferatu about had me in tears the first time I saw it.

@dammbenderisgreat

Жыл бұрын

The malkavians have obfuscate which is what i always play as and the one malkavian abilty the one that turns enemys crazy is great if you need to distract for a stealth kill

@zodaxa6141

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, but... sewer levels.

@adronius147

Жыл бұрын

Playing Nosferatu was the most fun I've had playing this game, and that's the first clan I've ever played. Kinda wanna try a Malkavian run one of these days too.

@kobold7466

Жыл бұрын

i honestly have never played the game as anything other than nosferatu they look cool and have amazing dialogue + i like stealth playthroughs. i know some people complain about not being able to do certain quests but as far as i know no quest is locked off just some ways to complete quests are locked off but they usually have an alternative that leads to the same result anyway.

Using "I kick ass for the lord!" Is an absolute chefs kiss

@Schmage

2 жыл бұрын

Fuckin love that movie

@ShaddySoldier

Жыл бұрын

Braindead Is a classic

Absolutely adore the dialogue in this game. Malkavian class have one of the most fun dialogue, ability and interaction in this game. Thanks for unlocking a memory core of me enjoying this game back in the 2000's

@MrRjh63

2 жыл бұрын

The TV talking to you at various points of the game was the best.

@oksure5963

2 жыл бұрын

@@MrRjh63 and the ability to turn enemies against each other is just wonderful, since the combat in this game is wonky

@maxwellsterling

2 жыл бұрын

"But there were lots of dinosaurs, so I had fun."

@crowfather3838

2 жыл бұрын

yo memory core? Prototype Reference?

@CognizantCheddar

2 жыл бұрын

A Malk player-character also realizes who the taxi driver is if her "Dementation" skill is high enough. Which is the best dialogue skill that's ever existed in any RPG ever, btw. Imo, a Malk is the only proper way to play VtM: Bloodlines.

Well the ghosts are harmless, the stuff they throw don't

@SpecShadow

2 жыл бұрын

STALKER X-labs experience in a nutshell

@TheDragonsRose

2 жыл бұрын

Aren't

@marky6456

2 жыл бұрын

I always thought she was messing with you by meaning they cannot be harmed therefore harmless.

@Parkthom

Жыл бұрын

Guns are harmless, the stuff they shoot isn't

@Shotgun_Gospel

Жыл бұрын

She didn't say anything about that whole-ass elevator it'll send your way.

This game is pure jank with its bugs, rough combat, and a rushed finale, but man it's one of my all-time favorites. I love the character writing, art design, and atmosphere, just as much as I hated the obligatory sewer level.

@ExceedProduction

2 жыл бұрын

Just use the community patch, it makes it sooo much better.

@YorkJonhson

2 жыл бұрын

@@ExceedProduction Yeah, I think that's pretty much mandatory with how many game-breaking glitches they managed to iron out. Hahah

@ImWatchingYou69

2 жыл бұрын

that's basically all Troika games lol chad game designers

@moonunit7417

Жыл бұрын

That sewer level is what noclip was made for

@viren_jalkun

Жыл бұрын

I played this game a lot in Highschool brings back the good old days 🤣

I have beaten the game a Nosferatu. A *lot* of things are wrong with me. Too many to list. After a while, you just sorta get a sixth sense about where to go in the sewers.

@darkoptimism9054

2 жыл бұрын

This is true, plus you get so good with stealth & the obscure/ invis ability that you can just move unnoticed above ground.

@thesaviorofsouls5210

2 жыл бұрын

Completely immersed yourself into the nosferatu ways

@YorkJonhson

2 жыл бұрын

The nosferatu run is interesting in how it reshapes everything into a stealth run, but I feel like it's only playable after you've won the game several times and already know what characters you're supposed to talk to. Otherwise I have no idea how you'd tell the difference between merchants, quest-givers, and normal NPCs you're not allowed to let yourself be seen by.

@WastePlace

2 жыл бұрын

Sigma nosferatu grind

@chocoFallen

2 жыл бұрын

Played with that class too. Living in the sewers it's not that bad, I have internet connection

"this is a actual labyrinth why did they do this to me"- a perfect summary of a first experience with the sewer level in Bloodlines tbh.

@Calabresa022

2 жыл бұрын

Thank god the unnoficial patch adds a shortcut in the sewers

@markm7929

4 ай бұрын

I experienced this my first time playing a few days ago. I almost quit without looking at a guide haha

Actually Harley Queen looks like her, she came first, harley still had the cartoon art style when this game came out

@prajwaljayaraj5887

2 жыл бұрын

They directly cited this game as her design inspiration for Arkham City

@sekarmaltum1695

2 жыл бұрын

oh yeah, CAME first alright

@sayxxdx

2 жыл бұрын

Not only that, they said the gameplay mechanic of being a predator was inspired by Manhunt.

My best experience with Malkavian - he's talking nonsense until you beat the game, then realize that (s)he was feeding you with spoilers

“You can shape-shift into anything you want, and *this* is the form you picked?” Well of course, dude; she’s Chinese so obviously she picked the form of a tentacle monster. No. Wait. …that’s another Japanese thing.

@broadbandislife

5 ай бұрын

IIRC the lore Kuei-jin don't actually get to pick their Beast Mode looks and just have to make do with whatever their subconscious puked up or something so it's kind of a crapshoot. Given their literally-crawled-out-of-Hell background the nasty kind of irony is a frequent occurrence.

the sexual tension between Pongsifu and Sewer Levels is unending bruh😂😂😂

"keep up the masquerade, you gotta look totally normal" oh so that's why the game is called Vampire the Masquerade ohhhhhhh...

@aka-47k

2 жыл бұрын

yes thats an ingame mechanic to not use supernatural stuff in places where normal humans can see you or else they go and like scream vampires are real, if you break the masquerade 5 times the game kills you by starting a bloodhunt on you. its actually a fun game over where you can fight back lol.

@Zachebi

Жыл бұрын

I always break the masquerade early so i can get the crossbow asap

@Zachebi

Жыл бұрын

@@aka-47k once you get 5 the game immediately triggers a cutscene of you being decapitated what are you talking about

@aka-47k

Жыл бұрын

@@Zachebi maybe i did those things only on modded play through lol didnt play vanilla beside the very very first time at release.

@Zachebi

Жыл бұрын

@@aka-47k yeah i’ve only played unofficial patch plus and vanilla

Fun fact- you get more XP for saving both sisters... and that's a good ending

@xxXXRAPXXxx

Жыл бұрын

Yea but you can bang them only if Janette is alone. If i remember correctly.

@coneberry6905

Жыл бұрын

Though then you can't bed them

@starhalv2427

Жыл бұрын

@@coneberry6905 true I personally believe "saving" the serious "sister" is a good ending. She's clearly a person so traumatised by her past events, that she developed a second personality to deal with it- if this status quo is allowed to last, or her delusional personality takes full reins, her mental state will never get better- she needs to let go of her past, throw away her father's painting and understand it's not her sister, it's all her- and she must come to terms with her sister's death. If you allow her delusional side to take over, things will get even worse- she'll, as seen in her dialogue, constantly shift between quircky personality fans love and complete loneliness and misery. This is what I got on my first playthrought, and I felt horrible about causing it. So yeah, my opinion changed since I've written this comment. Compared to death of her serious side, this is still a good ending- but one that leaves the main problem unresolved. Unless... now that I think about it, once her two personalities come to terms, she's no longer shifting between them- she's always herself, just keeping two faces at the same time, so they might merge together eventually- that's recovery, rather than status quo. What a great game, I can't decide which option is the best after all.

@coneberry6905

Жыл бұрын

@@starhalv2427 Having a split personality is very tame for malkavian standards. I still think killing half of her personality for the sake of "balance" is comparable to a lobotomy. Yeah, you're not as moody anymore, but at what cost?

@shorewall

Жыл бұрын

For me it's simple. Hot slut is bae, but office lady is also bae. :D

>Get home from work >run errands >finally sit down with snack >22 minute Pong video The relief....just immense. Team Pong always comes through.

@squishy_princess

Жыл бұрын

Imagine actually watching 22 minutes of " Pong gameplay "

Discovered you about 4 months ago and have watched through everything you've posted. So funny man. Clicked on this quicker than roadrunner. Keep up the good work man!

@YaBoyBelial

2 жыл бұрын

Hellyea been watching since quite some time now and ervery vid is gold man

@Hravokh

2 жыл бұрын

meep meep

@Lankyblankman

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I love Pong too, found him a while ago and watch everything he puts out as well as rewatch some of his greatest every so often.

@maffyg107

2 жыл бұрын

@@Lankyblankman yeah found myself coming around to rewatching vids already. Big gamer but i have no interest in streamers/twitch etc, find it cringy. But pongsifu's hilariously honest (and also somewhat hapless) playthroughs hit the spot

@cal5750

2 жыл бұрын

found him from his first Kenshi video a few years ago. Man was only at 2k subs, it's so awesome to see he's nearing 330k now!

Best dialogue, voice acting and facial expressions of any game to be honest. Modern AAA games DECADES later still can't compete and fuck up facial animations during dialogue all the time.

i loved how you didnt spoil the end, the different endings are so fun.

I find it really strange, that no one points out that first ghoul you meet on the streets looks and acts just like Jerma

Glad to see you playing this treasure of a game, Pongsifu. And hilarious video as always. Though, I thought you’d be more of a Toreador type, but then again…no one can resist the goth chads Tremeres. I’d love to see you play Fallout New Vegas next, or any game really that’s full of meme-able moments. That wouldn’t be much of a problem since you can make any game entertaining to watch :)

@Pongsifu

2 жыл бұрын

I plan on getting to New Vegas but it's one of the series that I'll start at the beginning (might skip F3, though).

@shorewall

2 жыл бұрын

@@Pongsifu If you do, play "A Tale of Two Wastelands". It lets you play F3 as a mod on FNV, and go through both or either campaign.

@alicianicole8553

2 жыл бұрын

​@@Pongsifu Damn, that is some serious dedication. And yeah, tbh I'd probably skip F3 as well. Story and lore wise, it's easily a pass (no offence to F3 lovers, I do love the game...but FNV handles the comedic and serious tones better). Though the mod @Shorewall suggested is pretty good as well since F3 does have its moments. Now I can't wait to watch your video on F2 and FNV :)

Overall, you just made me spend 22 minutes and 9 seconds laughing at a game I love. I was not expecting this today. Loved the Saren death theme, btw; nice touch among many others.

Pong always manages to make everything look like a shitpost but somehow with so much more quality

5:46 this caught me off guard and had me laughing out loud

Love your humour! Cracks me up every time. Your transition to the outro is on point every time as well. I keep meaning to find out what the outro song is but it is kind of nice to only hear it in Pongsifu videos. Gives me goose bumps when the transition comes. You manage to make it feel like an epic coming to end. Like finishing a good movie or good book.

I am still terrified whenever I play the Ocean House quest even though I know it's harmless and I know whats gonna happen

I appreciate you keeping the mystery around the ending.

Thanks Pong, I asked on Twitter and then u delivered, truly a masterpiece! Love u bro ❤️

"If you ever wanna set them gay. I will be right here or here or on the desk." Yeah, I felt that.

Only rewatching the video after 2 months i noticed the screen at 7:34 showing a tease to the fallout video. Your videos are truly gems to age like a fine wine.

Thanks for adding subtitles in your videos. I like to watch youtube stuff on my phone while my wife sleeps next to me and the subtitles allow me to keep the volume way down. Love your stuff!

8:55 That one got me good, haha!

Can it get better than this? Sick editing. Didn't know Ben Shapiro was a vampire. Makes sense

@zombiefinatic7033

2 жыл бұрын

He can drain both your blood and your financial account at will

@Amalkavs

2 жыл бұрын

no, no, no, he's not a vampire. He's just a jerk.

@moonunit7417

Жыл бұрын

@@Amalkavs He's the ghoul of demented Tzimisce fiend Ted Cruz

My first playthrough was a blind one, I picked Nosferatu. Did the entire game with a stealth/melee build and saw a LOT of sewers. I didn't know how much dialogue I missed until I replayed it.

this was the most atmospheric game i have ever played in it´s time. the music, the characters, the locations, the voice acting.

5:01 The Mass Effect critical mission failure music with the dead body, really made that better. Call of the Night! That anime looks really interesting. Thank you for listing where stuff comes from. This part is so well done, really great editing. 10:39

dammit he miss the monster fight in Chinatown, you team up with katana wilding girl with a robot arm. you can even make a tentacle monster joke in the final dialog

@Pongsifu

2 жыл бұрын

WHAT?

@jesusgasperi123456

2 жыл бұрын

@@Pongsifu yea man its wild, there is also a weird quest that involves an npc that use to be a dude but got soul transfer to a girls body. and there is also a fight with a stone gargoyle with a giant blade that was harder than the final boss, oh and the hole depending on your clan questlines they added in the non oficial patch i think.

@moonunit7417

Жыл бұрын

@@jesusgasperi123456 The dude who became a girl ate his own body after he rose from the dead in her body after they died together from some spiked drugs. God I love this game and the community around it

@MALICEM12

Жыл бұрын

Boy they sure don't make games like that anymore.

i really enjoy your videos Pongsifu, never change

Over the last year. Pongsifu had become one the most entertaining creators on the site. Can't wait for more bangers!

Hell yeah new video, always love watching your stuff dude.

Laughed the whole way through, loved the editing, cheers

"listen to another diatribe by this dude" Grout's monologues are fphenomenally well written.

@broadbandislife

5 ай бұрын

Well if memory serves he _is_ a Malk. Comes with the territory in this game.

Coincidentally enough, I just watched a joke about a dude pissing so much and so loudly, the other interlocutor asks him if he was frying chicken.

By far the funniest horvy man I have seen on KZread. Glad to have found and subbed

Therese: "They're perfectly harmless." Clearly Therese is _not_ down with Vampire: The Masquerade's sister game, Wraith: The Oblivion. You know how vampires have Disciplines? Wraiths have Arcanoi, and maybe half of those Arcanoi are all about fucking with people, vampires, werewolves and other inhabitants of the Skinlands (the world of the living, if you will). Embody? You can go all 'Ghostbusters' by manifesting fully in the Skinlands, scaring the shit out of them and smacking them around (while opening yourself to their attacks in return, alas). Outrage? Yeah, remember that scene in 'Ghost' where Patrick Swayze's smacking his murderer Eddie around the apartment, slamming doors and shit into him, throwing things at him (like Ed the evil wraith in Bloodlines here does) and shoving him down the stairs, and Eddie still can't see him or do a damned thing to him? Outrage is like that. Inhabit? You possess machinery and electronics, which you can use to send messages (like turning on a TV and putting yourself on the screen...even if the TV's unplugged) or kick people's asses (like steering their car off a cliff or using an animatronic as a new body and moving it around, Freddy Fazbear style). Puppetry? Now you're possessing _people,_ and the weaker their willpower, the less they resist, so you can hijack one of their weak-willed flunkies and make him shoot his boss in the head. Pandemonium? You get to recreate the 'Poltergeist' movies! Fun, fun, fun! Keening? You can start singing or playing music that people in the Skinlands can hear, and you use that music to alter people's emotions...and yes, fear, rage and panic are still valid emotions. Max out your Keening and you basically become a banshee. And Phantasm? Well, you have to wait until they're asleep, _then_ you can jump into their dreams and make like Freddy Krueger. On top of that, you can take Embody and combine it with _other_ Arcanoi to wreck people in _even more_ ways. Embody + Moliate? You can make like 'Beetlejuice,' manifest, turn your hands into huge carnival mallets or Freddy Krueger finger blades and lay into people _that_ way. Embody + Intimation? "Hey, you know what you should do now? Stick the muzzle of that revolver in your mouth and squeeze the trigger! I bet it's not even loaded!" Embody + Flux? "Nice longsword. Mind if I make it immediately crumble to useless rust right there in your hand?" Embody + Usury? "I just stole all of your Willpower, all of your Blood Pool/Rage/Quintessence/other fuel for your supernatural powers _and_ a few of your Health Levels. Now the _real_ fun begins!" Embody + Fatalism? "It looks like you're scheduled to die from a sudden heart attack on August 10, 2055. Let's see if I can bump that date up a bit...." Embody + Mnemosynis? Send them on a one-way ticket to Amnesia City, then stick those stolen memories in their worst enemy's brain for bonus style points! But like how the vampires have the Masquerade, the wraiths have the Dictum Mortuum, which specifically outlaws wraiths who fuck around with mortals in any way...like, even in _good_ ways, like saving some mortal's life when they're fated to die. So while you _can_ mess with mortals, _don't_ get caught by the wrong wraiths, or you can look forward to getting Soulforged and being forced to spend eternity as some ancient wraith's wingback chair or whatever. Fortunately, not-quite-mortals - like vampires, werewolves, changelings, et al - aren't covered by the Dictum Mortuum and are fair game...but some of _them_ have some very powerful friends who can wreck _you_ just as hard. In summation, 'harmless,' my ass!

I'm a clown with a prepurchase of the second game. Wonder if it ever comes out.

@YorkJonhson

2 жыл бұрын

I'm just depressed that they dropped the writer from the original game for some reason. That was the main reason I was holding out hope the sequel regardless of any other jank going on in development.

@Texelion3Dprints

2 жыл бұрын

I have backed System Shock remake, I feel you.

@robertagren9360

2 жыл бұрын

They later released bloodhunt which is what the game end up to be.

i recently discovered your videos, super funny stuff man, keep up the good work

Well, that was a great time. Made my day better

5:08 STOPPPP THE SAREN MUSIC GOT ME LMAO The editing is great, my dude!

Pongsifu got the most excellent selection of games he uploads on the channel.

The point at 14:47 kills me because the second he says knock knock the police officers scream, “FREEZE!” as they pump him full of lead outta nowhere.

One of my favorite KZreadrs playing my all time favorite game. I have been blessed this day.

The mod to skip the damn sewers is vital.

I genuinely did not expect this tbh, But hey,now I can enjoy watching a pongsifu video about a game i never heard about

"Is it because of the Republican thing" really got me. 10/10

Gotta say this video had very spooky timing, because 2 days ago I randomly decided to buy and play this, and here you are uploading a video on it.

I saw this video and celebrated. Seeing you post a new video is always an awesome surprise

When i played this game as a teenager i imagined the future of gaming to be glorious. Sad how i was wrong, and nothing better has released yet...

Well this was unexpected but welcomed lol. Love the hard work you put into your videos. Keep it up.

W A K E U P N E W P O N G S I F U D R O P P E D

I think I found another content goldmine! This is the first vid of yours I stumbled upon and 8mins in I'm subbed!

I loved this, pongsifus god tier edits over one of my favorite old games hell yea!

Yo you are the best man always looking forward to ur uploads

dude your channel is gold

So Nostalgic.... Thanks for the video

"This dude likes keeping random *objects* preserved in glass" -A watch -A picture -Flower -*A woman*

Thank you for fresh bloodlines content in 2022!!

When Pongisfu drops I listen. Simple.

Amazing taste in games with story. And top tier editing. Very enjoyable.

Ouhyes man hellyes i needed you so hard to make a vid on these games hahaha. Man i srsly love you and all of your content. Your mate from baldur (for example) is also such an awesome character 🙏🏻

You playing this game was long overdue. Also caught the meme template you used for the thumbnail 😂

Goddamnit, man! This was hilarious! I was just replaying this game for the millionth time, and it still holds-ish. Good vid! PS: I only play as Nosferatu. You don't really have to hide that much. Just walk a distance away from people and you can waltz right down the streets like everyone else.

@moonunit7417

Жыл бұрын

I kinda wish they had made the Nosferatu play more differently than the other clans. I get the feeling that was intended, like everything else didn't get fully fleshed out because of the development hell

Lmfao the gallery scene. Amazing dude

Great video keep up the good work

As a fun of old shitty video games i had heard about this game for years but never played it or watched a video on it. However after watching this video when it first dropped it finally inspired me to pick it up on GOG because it came with the basic fan patch. It instantly became one of my all time favorite games. 11/10 would recommend

@Ahrimane

Жыл бұрын

Same. After watching this video I finally completed a playthrough and it was great.

So many moments in this video i had to pause because they made me laugh so hard

Play it again as a malkavian! Not only is it hilarious; it also (surely) gonna give you enough material for another vid.

Dood, Los Angeles has "Little Tokyo", and weebs do indeed love that shit.

I can’t believe one of my favorite youtubers is playing one of my favorite kick-me-in-the-nostalgia video games. I made a sound like a deflating balloon when I saw this upload.

I've been ready for this video. I got my chips and Madeleines, everything, my enema, everything i tell you.

I love how you make your videos, you inspired me to start my own channel, love every video :D

Man, this was brilliant!

This video is the exact reason I am subscribed to this channel.

was planning on playing this for the first time, now I'm sold

Wow, this was an unexpected treat! Two of my favourite things, Pongsifu and VTM: Bloodlines, rolled into one? Clickety click I have played a Nossie and enjoyed :D People don't bother you all that much, especially in Hollywood. There, they even compliment you on your body modification feats. But the insults received elsewhere are great too. The Sheriff: maybe he had a bit of werewolf blood from Twilight and got allergic to shirts halfway through dinner. Tragic

I have never expected to see Pocho Lavezzi in one of your videos 😂. 10/10

you're content is gold. love this game and i'm glad to see your edit of it! * patiently waits for the next video *

Good vid, keep it up mate

Huzzah! I needed something to cheer me up on this Non-Friday day.

You sound like Criken but even more chill

Jesus christ... when the werewolf broke down the wall when you hid in the bathroom, took me off guard watching it... xD I jumped in my chair...

Oh boy here i go binge watching pongsifu again

I'm a simple man I see a new Pongsifu vid I click like and laugh start to finish

Getting memed on is tight

Banger after banger after banger. Keep 'em comin', memedaddy

Love your stuff!

Idk why the puppet edit at 17:00 was the one that broke me. I love your edits.

5:15 Yup... step into the back of the diner and BAM! Dead... by pistols. Umm...

Keep up the great content man