One day I'll be able to play KOTOR.

@hiccup3.14

Жыл бұрын

And Bloodborne on pc🗿

@amadeusazazel9047

Жыл бұрын

@@hiccup3.14 Nintendo will put their games on other consoles and PC before we ever get a Bloodborne PC port

@BritishCookie

Жыл бұрын

When’s the next fallout tactics vid.

@hiccup3.14

Жыл бұрын

@@amadeusazazel9047 Oh god stop, It HURTS, It hurts so much

@antobenilol

Жыл бұрын

Said the liar

"goth chicks dont let you leave" Pong is signalling help from his wife everyone, the among us videos were just a taste of the real True Crimes happening behind the scenes.

@SuperDeadZebra

Жыл бұрын

This is the exact same thought I had, she was an unwavering dickhead to Alex in all of those games

@ilovepongsifu

Жыл бұрын

Whaaaa?!?!?!

@colorgreen8728

Жыл бұрын

He ain’t need help, he’s set

@josedorsaith5261

Жыл бұрын

He's right though. Goth girls are the ones who'll run through a glass patio door because they thought their reflection was another woman in their house

@RagnaRok852

Жыл бұрын

as someone whos married to a goth chick.... Hes absolutely correct.

so in 1 game they hug, in second they kiss, we know what 3 game will be about

@aaronbryan5095

Жыл бұрын

*Gasp*, unprotected handholding!

@johndodo2062

Жыл бұрын

​@Aaron Bryan nope. She will be a lesby in the next one and cal will be gay somehow

@danyf7429

Жыл бұрын

Merrin sacrificing Kal to the dark gods of Dathomir?

@DarthHawthorne

Жыл бұрын

Here's the twist: we show all of it.

@orochinagis

Жыл бұрын

So suddenly is a emo child in your ship....

Merrin is a true goth Girl. She sounds pretty dead inside

@outrider425

Жыл бұрын

she grew up on a planet full of bodies what did you expect 😂

@kubli365

Жыл бұрын

@@outrider425 that's true everyone here

@picardsolo2471

Жыл бұрын

@@outrider425 Dawg, how do you think we got oil? Bodies, so many bodies. How do you think we got advances in medicine? Bodies, so many bodies. It's bodies all the way down.

@outrider425

Жыл бұрын

@@picardsolo2471 dead Dinosaurs are one thing growing up with everyone around you dying and you having to bury them is another

@Bodehi_The_Archivist

Жыл бұрын

You think we understand medicine and anatomy from dinosaurs? The Body Farm is the reason why we understand anything about biology, and that place is literally a dumping ground for corpses in the name of Science. Also oil comes from organic material. This includes plants, animals, bacteria, and us humans. Literally our growth as human beings in this age is largely brought forward through morbid curiosity and even more morbid practices. Bodies. All. The. Way. Down.

So far Cal has killed a fallen Jedi, 2 jedi turned inquisitors, a 200 year old war criminal Jedi, and a blackmailed spy Jedi, you know what happened to the jedi that survived order 66, Cal happened

the sense of humor this guy has, every video has me laughing my ass like no other content creator

@raditzhoneyham

Жыл бұрын

His editing is stand out and unique

Really upsetting that Pong only wants to use his force powers on the goth’s neck and never mine. What does she have that I don’t?!?

@tonymetzger6769

Жыл бұрын

A chooch perhaps lol

@LyaksandraB

Жыл бұрын

@@tonymetzger6769 cooch

@SomeRandomJackAss

Жыл бұрын

Lines on her face?

@ultradeathboy

Жыл бұрын

Magik

@LaifuHaiku

Жыл бұрын

Big tiddies?? No, man tiddies don't count

Ah yes, the ginger Jedi and the goth GF Tale as old as time.

@zyriantel9601

Жыл бұрын

I mean, Anakin might not have been ginger, but one of Padme’s queen outfits was pretty gothy, just saying

"I had to leave Cal...." *Cal fighting back the tears intensifies*

They really missed an opportunity to troll the player with the door technician. Should've made him some elite badass under a base trooper model

@Pongsifu

Жыл бұрын

According to the game stats EA released, like 500 people managed to get killed by Rick.

@RealBearFace

Жыл бұрын

@@Pongsifu absolute legend

@zyriantel9601

Жыл бұрын

@@Pongsifu Rick, Soldier of God lives on in the Empire

@anthonyfranklin9664

11 ай бұрын

@@Pongsifu Must've been 500 different game review gamers then. So sad

@Justsomerandomdude397

10 ай бұрын

@@anthonyfranklin9664or they died on purpose ever thought of that

That arm regrow editing was so fricking glorious, damn.

More to add to the Pongsifu lore, his wife was apparently a goth girl, now if only he'd reveal that he's ginger and that these jedi games are a retelling of his life.

@jasong.willikers

Жыл бұрын

I feel like he's a brunette...Maybe Sarah is a ginger? I've always thought they might have 2 kids, since she has her two minions in Among US. Maybe she from a previous relationship. He seems like he has vast knowledge of firearms, so I wonder if he was in the military for a few years. And if he's a US citizen, then maybe from around the Indiana, Ohio, Illinois, or Missouri region? I said this about Corpse Husband: if anybody really wanted to know more about these creators, they'd just have to triangulate the IP Address. But...y'know...dOn'T dO tHaT 🥸

@DanBCooper

7 күн бұрын

My brother, so “brunette” is used to describe woman’s hair color, not a man’s lol. Fyi

@Faded.Visuals

3 сағат бұрын

@@jasong.willikers umm what does a military background have to do with the midwest? I was an airmen years ago based in California and damn son talk about how many people out there love their guns, thought I was in Alabama or something

"does he even have a daughter? I'll turn this lightsaber red and kill her myself" is the hardest line I've ever heard

That Carl Kestis joke got me, never knew they got freakin mullet.

I love how we learn something new about pongsifu in each new video like how he chose his pfp, how he's been to jail, and now his crazy ass big titty goth ex

@ivanaznar6495

Жыл бұрын

the lore is expanding

@zyriantel9601

Жыл бұрын

@@ivanaznar6495 And is becoming ever the more concerning

@lucaserasmus9850

Жыл бұрын

which video does he talk about jail lol I can't remember

@knell18897

Жыл бұрын

@@lucaserasmus9850calisto protocol

@zyriantel9601

Жыл бұрын

@@lucaserasmus9850 The Dead Space Remake video that has cutaways to Callisto Protocol in it

Saying "clankers" around BD is a vibe I didnt know I needed

@zyriantel9601

Жыл бұрын

Call: “Hey, clankers” Battle droids: “Aw, HELL no”

@Dayz3O6

Жыл бұрын

666

“Past tense of ping is pong.” -Bilbo Baggins

@Kronos0999

Жыл бұрын

This is isn't the Dunkey try hard comment section - Gandhi

@Kernwadi

Жыл бұрын

@@Kronos0999 Dunkey is a cock.

Pongsifu uploads a 28 minute long video, 40 minutes before I need to go to work. *Mr incredible meme* "Yeah, I've got time."

@genericrandomness3455

Жыл бұрын

Me at work sitting at my desk "Yeah, I've got time"

The normandy killed me right off the bat

@Oxideist

Жыл бұрын

Same, I didn't expect that as soon as it happened lol

Pongsifu yells like his parents are sleeping in the next room lmao.

12:05 god that got me good, thanks for the laughs pong! Youre genuinely the best editor ive ever seen.

Turning around to see a friend shooting or stabbing another friend? That doesn't Bode well

@DevilJhoMama

11 ай бұрын

Hahahaha, bro. How did I not think of this.

Pongsifu: "i dont even remember the one guy whos still alive, Bo or something?" Bode: "You dont remember me yet, but you will"

I refused to “embrace the darkness” as well and as far as I know all it did was make some fights more obnoxious

The stiff bodied cal clinking around the tube made me fuckn wheeze. Thankyou for all the fun memes. Glad you got the Space Gothussy

@happyshaman8423

Жыл бұрын

(apologies if u know this already BUT) It's a reference to a star wars cartoon from Worthikids called Palpatine's Journey. If you havent, should check them out, hilarious and amazing animations!

" he flies now". that was way funnier then it should have been.

Darth Vader would be proud of you if the thumbnail is anything to go by.

Carl Kestis needs to be a meme.

@bradharrison4391

Жыл бұрын

And the greez staring into cals soul as he wakes up, for sure potential there too lmao

@AC-hj9tv

Жыл бұрын

Cal Kekstis

Your editing is immaculate

18:11 "Oh hell nah" that got me dying first time i hear this from them 😂

26:28, When she says, “This is what Bode wants”, she means she knows Cal’s rage and need to punish someone for Cere’s death will distract him long enough so he can escape with his daughter. Cal here has killed or hurt plenty of people, but only to survive or defend himself and others and not out of indulgence or at the expense of his overall objective. 2:02, Cal getting distracted by his desire to avenge fallen allies is how he missed an opportunity to escape, which endangered his remaining allies. This kind of oversight is why Jedi are taught to control their emotions in the first place, otherwise the dark side will drive them insane and make them inefficient and self-destructive. Also, if I’m not mistaken, revisiting the area later reveals an “echo” point of this officer being throttled to death by Vader, something Cal and the officer himself predicted would happen due to his failures, meaning Cal sparing him wasn’t out of mercy, but just so he could stop himself from letting the dark side in and further influence him like it did Dagan and Bode. And even beyond that, at this point in the Empire’s reign, the majority galactic citizens (especially the social elite) bought into Imperial propaganda that painted Jedi and Rebels as terrorists, meaning Cal’s actions could easily be used to fuel that propaganda and motivate people to support the Empire even harder in exchange for them getting rid of the people that supposedly threaten their safety.

Normally I prefer this kind of look on goth girls but I think I actually prefer her look in the first game

I read the book that takes place between both games. Cal gets beat to crap at the end of it, and his arm gets slashed pretty good, so I was convinced that the first several hours of this game would be "Cal got injured pretty bad, so he's on light duty and needs PT before he's back to where he was before." So glad they didn't do that, but it would have been funny.

I'm locked in a goth chick's basement. Don't send help, I'm good boys 😎

Cal tapping into his true potential and using the force technique of Blackface Forceghost, signature move of Sith Lord Juss'tun Troodo

This channel is a true gem. You have a sense of humor that I thought was lost to time. It reminds of how me and the homies would talk as we played a game.

yeah I've always found the whole dark/light side thing like weirdly moralistic. But the general concept is that using the force to harm someone who isn't going to harm you is bad. Even if that guy is a worse guy. It's why I find the Ronin a compelling character, he uses the dark side to hunt down Sith. It's also why I like seeing other Force religions because sometimes they hit you with shit like "the force is a spectrum of emotion, there is no good or evil there simply is." and those guys get to use force lightning, so I'm gonna assume they're the correct religion.

0:49 Pongsifus natural instinct is to reach for the officers service weapon

Pongsifu's ability to call back to any reference to any time still blows me away

i'm so glad you did the "hell fucking yeah" bd scream

8:30 You joke, but according to the old myths your hair actually does turn red once you become a vampire.

@zyriantel9601

Жыл бұрын

Does it also _fall_ around your shoul- I’m so sorry, I can’t finish that, that joke was awful, I’m ashamed

Nothing is too costly to impress her.

13:14 "What's the point of that" Pongsifu seems like the kind of guy that would point out that most lightsaber fights end in somebody losing a hand, and that a cross guard would be a fine addition to his collection

Thanks again for a great video. The dedication to editing and script is always so amazing

Merrin doing the splits being the “Most Replayed” part is fucking hilarious

2 pongsifu videos in 3 weeks we have been graced by the gods

11:15 not gonna lie, those noises and seeing the Silt Strider made me want to play Morrowind again

@LecherousLizard

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, Pong really did us dirty there, didn't he?

that slug with the eye patch is my spirit animal

I was not ready for the siltstrider, hit me right in the nostalgia.

21:18 that space dandy reference is very classy

I like how after Cal killed Kata they dragged her body to the final boss battle to show the body to Bode and just lay her out in 27:56

@ultradeathboy

Жыл бұрын

Actually she's alive, and bode just force pushed her I have no clue if your making a joke

@hallowedjuggler350

Жыл бұрын

@@ultradeathboy no…. Yeah I am btw lol

@kyrohowe3156

11 ай бұрын

​@@hallowedjuggler350I get it. Lol

I never expected to see a Worthikids reference used as a meme

"They gave black one a gun" - Pongsifu subtle as always with his jokes.

Pong just asking if there would be a boss and then falling is the best timing ever. Had me cracking up! and I don't doubt it was completely coincidental

Literally the only one who makes me go out and buy games I wouldn't otherwise play.

“Are all gingers vampires” got me laughing

The fact he knows about Helluva Boss makes me like him even more.

Gotta say, I only found your channel recently and your sense of humour cracks me up 😂 Keep up the good work dude!

@cereskerrigan

Жыл бұрын

Mate, watch through the whole catalogue. You can smell the quality throughout his history. His Silent Hill memes is pristine.

@cloudspiky66666

Жыл бұрын

@@cereskerrigan haha I have done. I don’t think I’ve seen all his vids but definitely watched at least 20 😂 Gold!

"Somehow Bode got paid..."

@sidecharacter7165

Жыл бұрын

Unfortunately Cal killed him and took the money back. Just like in me in GTA.

Cordova is from the first game, he's cere's master and basically the reason the first game happened, I was surprised to see him in this game. I thought he was dead

@sidecharacter7165

Жыл бұрын

They rest on and change deaths and canon so often now it is ridiculous. Cere was beaten and captured by inquisitors before but now can nearly kill Vader apparently.

@godisdead4416

Жыл бұрын

@@sidecharacter7165 Tbf it's a series staple. One last hurrah from the light side's current mentor figure before they die

@ultradeathboy

Жыл бұрын

​@@sidecharacter7165 well to be fair, you didn't see him die the way he did in this game, I assumed he died from order 66, inquisitors, or old age.

@zyriantel9601

Жыл бұрын

@@godisdead4416 You think Vader just keeps a tally board of every wizened mentor figure he’s killed?

@AleksandrStrizhevskiy

Жыл бұрын

​@@sidecharacter7165 Well she didn't kill Vader. Also I get the sense like 10 years passed. In that time her force powers grew. Not entirely implausible.

That worthikids animation callback with cal was 😂😂😂

27:28, That meme was too perfect for that... The classic MK vs DC uni😅👌🏻

Dude you're too good at this hahahahaha you had me dying at the black woman part 😂😂 the live reaction slug was so good too 🤣

This mad lad put a silt strider joke in. I'm a subscriber for life.

6:56 is that Billy from the grim adventures of billy and mandy? lol

I loved that worthi kids visual gag you remade

I very much enjoyed this. :D Incredible editing as usual. Thanks, Pongsifu.

Love the Worthikids reference. Such a good channel

I love it I wake up and you make a video it's a beautiful cycle

I’ve been waiting for this video for a very long time now since I started watching Pongsifu around the time the first game came out and my god has it been an experience

Finally the sequal to Jedi: Emo Girl Order, Jedi: Goth Survivor!

Every time you uploud a new video, I get new reasons to still alive. That's some good content.

Thank you for the vid Pong

Fantastic editing as always.

I've been waiting for this!

This is truly the kestis of cals

Frog dude is Richard Horvitz, and he's voiced soooooo many cartoons. Billy in Billy and Mandy, Dagget from Angry Beavers, Invader Zim.....

*Pongsifu plays a game* Pongsifu 15 minutes later... Pongsifu: Just like donk king kong!

Love your videos and your humour is refreshing thank you.

The editing here is amazing, really made the video all tje better. And Pong would be the greatest Jedi ever, especially with his views on force powers and fighting in general. Hopefully you can play Kotor sometime. It's a great game and I'm sure you'll enjoy playing it.

Found your stuff when I was looking for Mass Effect LE tutorials ... needless to say I got side tracked from playing 🤣, and when I did I had to keep pausing cause I was laughing (flashbacks). Your vids have me full belly laughing ... thanks!!!

Well done fren, fantastic as always!

Your video effects are underrated ❤

That worthikids reference was legendary

Seeing this video drop just made my day.

Awesome editing, subscribing today - have a good one and keep up the great content! 😁💯

the omotea beatsaber clip cracked me the frickin heck up

he talks like he's playing the game at 3 am and I'm all for it.

Love that Worthikids reference.

23:08 This callback/reference had me laughing for some good 3 minutes now. Amazing! HAHAHA!

@williammclaughlin8205

11 ай бұрын

HELL FUCKING YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

i believe "you have gone too far here and there", quite risky ironic commentary (well deserved btw) about the inconsistent stupidity of the SW lore, loved it! Also featuring Blitzo and Omotea, thats a Bonus!

Your videos are simply exquisite.

I love that reference to palpatines fall

love the worthikids reference. Awesome!

Thank you for shouting out Duke 3D for working mirrors!!!

I have only watched 3 of your videos so far and in all 3 of them you have referenced Jurassic Park/The Lost world, that is why I subbed!! XD

Love the worthikids reference. Nioce.

14:28 Epic Sax guy dance!

I was just about to rewatch the Jedi order video 🎉

I've been waiting for this one