this is a viscerally painful experience to watch. The way he chomps down on that broccoli with such gusto and vigor is cerebral and nauseating. it’s upsetting to watch. To call this a masterpiece of the horror genre would be an understatement. 10/10.

Cannibalism

@4n4x

6 жыл бұрын

ikr

@aphrinth5433

7 ай бұрын

this made my day 😭😭😆

Who DIDN'T see this coming.

@ClassicGamer9044

6 жыл бұрын

Jacoby Webb i think nobody saw this coming

@BlueflagAlpha

6 жыл бұрын

no one

I like the part where he eats the vegetable

Watching this video in the back catalog after watching the Nortel video. Still, for a second Ithought you were going to review an actual brocoli... that would have been epic.

We all act like we understand the underlying, deeper meaning of this video but words cannot expresss, such fascinating stories of mystery

There is no way you filmed yourself just eating broccoli.. Why did I watch you just eat broccoli...

This video is so emotional I’m tearing up

I got 46 seconds into this before it hit me. Well played photon boy.

So considering your name IS Bobby Broccoli does this mean you're a cannibal?

Happy april fools everyone

Man cannibalizes the crunchiest of his kind for views. Sick

Race o rama?

As a performance we would have given that higher marks.

THQ NORDIC WILL BRING THE SPONGEBOB GAMES BACK!!!

I like the part where he bites.

@xp8969

11 ай бұрын

I like it when he swallows

Man you really needed some kind of sauce to dip in.

This is deep

Cooked might have been easier.

Masterful

sooo avant-garde

What did he say?

Here bc of the Nortel video. Good stuff.

That C R O N C H tho

I had to skip to the end just to see how much you ate. That is a lot of raw broccoli you ate, just water as a side, you did far better than I could.

Engineering student everybody!

Ok bud, you’re not Jacksfilms. lol.

Raw

31.3. If this was supposed to be a april joke... then it failed.

@BobbyBroccoli

6 жыл бұрын

Nah man it wasn't. Therefore it is you who has failed.

god i wish that were me

@xp8969

11 ай бұрын

Eating broccoli? Or...? 😢😨😢

waiting for him to start speaking.... xD

It's still March 31 not April 1. You to early

A quality shitpost

sir...

Good job!

quality shitpost

@xxrobloxgamingxx8439

6 жыл бұрын

Quality stolen comment

@Smubear

6 жыл бұрын

xXRobloxGamingXx 8 I stole nobody's comment. And what does it matter on a shitposts anyway

@xxrobloxgamingxx8439

6 жыл бұрын

Smubear Firstly this comment is right under the original one and second this shot post is in fact quality so still matters

you’re gonna get sick

Add a public comment...

Welp he's dead (because someone's eating broccoli and he's broccoli so he's dead because that was him getting eaten)

Why did I watch this

@BobbyBroccoli

6 жыл бұрын

Reflecting on your cinematography

@ktmiller

6 жыл бұрын

Gotta self critique

I saw this Coming

@BobbyBroccoli

6 жыл бұрын

Wow you must be really smart

Lol

This is really bad ASMR. Didn't even feel the tingle. Move closer to the microphone, please.

How the fuck did it take you 5 minutes to eat less than half of your broccoli?

@BobbyBroccoli

6 жыл бұрын

Man I don't think you realize how tough raw broccoli is, my jaw was getting so sore I could barely chew anymore.

@xp8969

11 ай бұрын

​@@BobbyBroccoliarrrr, but think about it's eventual exit matey, 'twill be epic