Be good to yourself, you deserve it. bit.ly/theo-von

@Theredtruck

2 жыл бұрын

Theo, buddy... What ya been up to pal??? PTL.

@SagePluck

2 жыл бұрын

even when you're up to nothing you deserve to be good to yourself as well boo 💕 often find it hard to take my own advice lollll I'm writing this as you're doing intro and DYING hey mannnn what you been up to nuttin nothinnnnn shiiiine ooon meeee 🎶 😭 I love you Theo Love, Sage 💕🌿

"If you don't like hearing it, then don't hear it when I say it" - Theo Von 🤣🤣🤣

@RosettaVega

4 жыл бұрын

Selective hearing is real. 😅

He's an angel. But like, one of those angels that's trying really hard to get his halo.

@aaronpetry6730

7 ай бұрын

😯 accurate af!

“Corvid” 😂 this guy is a saint

@Theyayan28

4 жыл бұрын

Donnell rawlins says "Kobe-19"

I’ll have 2 orange halves or an orange. We’re off to a gold start boys. Gang.

@c.murray4142

4 жыл бұрын

Came here to say this lmao

@StanHowse

4 жыл бұрын

Can't forget that 1/3rd cup of baby Marsh-Mellows

@lastcall3544

4 жыл бұрын

That was great

@hunter12555

4 жыл бұрын

K crying

@kasiecastleberry

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahaaa... Captured my thoughts, exactly. "..or an orange.." * Ya dude just clocked tf in, motherfuckers (shiiiiine on ME) 🖕🏿👨🏿‍🎤🍊 *

I feel like Theo grew up with a kid named Corvid.

@quill444

4 жыл бұрын

Corvid was Daniel's "legal" name. - j q t -

@adamdrakestudio

4 жыл бұрын

Died driving into an embankment.

@neatchipops3428

4 жыл бұрын

Yep, course. There was Big Corvid n Little Corvid.

@kasiecastleberry

4 жыл бұрын

Yo, I fuckin love this congregation of legally named uprights... Strangers just... Seamlessly finishing the thoughts of other strangers- dadGUM... I'd lock it up for 3 strait with y'all; hundred percent. Stranger-ass, gang-shyit. 🙏🏿

@reedcorbid3817

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah... and???? Lol

Theo says some *FUNNY ASS SHIT* when he closes his eyes and just talks 😭😭😭

@cutler2639

4 жыл бұрын

He started doing it right as I was reading your comment😂😂😂

@broncos915

4 жыл бұрын

Cutler it’s the best thing ever LMAO

@adamcombs2739

4 жыл бұрын

My favorite. His mind takes mine off of ..why so serious.. praise God foe theo von

@SuperiorDefense

4 жыл бұрын

He's not closing his eyes. He's looking down, he has double eyelids.

@realdjkream

4 жыл бұрын

it's hilarious 😭

When you said " I'm just trapped dealing with the demons inside me" I felt that man.

@status0

4 ай бұрын

the devils* but keep your head up bro

@status0

4 ай бұрын

you got this

Theo Von looks like the type of guy that would throw a 'R' in "covid"

@Kwestdaroc4

4 жыл бұрын

Jake Story I died to that lol my name is Cory so I’m feeling like a kind of CORVID-19. cmmmmooonnn.

@Aaron-lb2kp

4 жыл бұрын

“That’s dangerous in these times of corvid”

@jasmineandazolaupliftsinth7039

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣 everytime he says it that damn coRvid

@johnmcmanus7809

4 жыл бұрын

Theos Corvid virus obviously came from Crows.

@xFoREVerUnboundx

4 жыл бұрын

Cory Larsen LMFAO

"I'll have two orange halves... Or a orange." -Theo Von

Theo is such a treasure. Theres really nothing like him.

Theo looks like a nervous neighbor from 16 and Pregnant

@nicklabickas8814

4 жыл бұрын

Matthew Moats fuckin hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂

I will always appreciate Theo rockin' to 'Shine.' Thanks Theo bruh. Gang.

@nicholaspacelli8180

4 жыл бұрын

Great tune!

@umrebs23

4 жыл бұрын

Bishop Done?

Theo looks like that friend from elementary school named Rusty that moved away.

@Fir3Flam318

4 жыл бұрын

dang this is crazy accurate

@jeffsmith894

4 жыл бұрын

Damn everyone else has a rusty to?

@LiLFoot007

4 жыл бұрын

Daniel Stubbs wtf am dead teehee

@auroraborealis13579

4 жыл бұрын

How is this exactly true??? Fuck, man. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@LdRfilmz

4 жыл бұрын

I miss Rusty man, gang

Bro this was honestly the most inspiring podcast I've ever heard. Theo lays down the most practical and honest advice. "if you stay productive, you're gonna produce." "if you are sick of yourself, nothing will makes you feel better than helping somebody else." Those are gems & I needed to hear them right now.

Theo really is that Baby Snicker Eatin’ Bad Boy

@brazaboy1239

4 жыл бұрын

Hey Theo what you been up to my guy? 🇦🇺

@jameswhiteman6901

4 жыл бұрын

Still laughing

@xoxo247.

4 жыл бұрын

😂

Theo looks like he sends heartfelt love letters typed in Comic Sans

@darylboudreau1088

4 жыл бұрын

theo's thoughts are in comic sans

Theo looks like he would never be caught speeding in a school zone

@alexhaile14

4 жыл бұрын

This joke has layers bruh

@ooee8088

4 жыл бұрын

That joke has mucho miles on it hombre

@universallyinspired2555

4 жыл бұрын

A pleasant surprise Great job I'm at 28:78

@brandennfinch

4 жыл бұрын

that's because he has to stay 1000feet from every school zone. but best believe at 1001feet hes doing figure squares like a trapped gay tiger in tiger kings jail cell

@chillinlikascottfreevillia1184

4 жыл бұрын

Cool KZread handle

Needed this early morning hitta. Thank you Theo for everything. If you only knew how many people you have truly helped with your silliness and perspective. #GangGang

@shustyrackleford_710

4 жыл бұрын

Thank *YOU* for posting an actual comment. Theos videos used to have lots of comments like yours but now everyone just wants their 15 seconds of fame and internet likes for their 'theo looks like' comments or just the same exact words that theo already said

@josephcamilletti6955

4 жыл бұрын

Shusty Rackleford much appreciated man

I appreciate your orange acknowledgment 🧡

@mhxxd4

4 жыл бұрын

Young Orange that one song(don’t remember which one) was fucking gold I swear!

@TheoVon

3 жыл бұрын

gang

"I'm just trapped - playing with the devils that are inside of me." Felt that lol

@stromboli_IS_ALIvE

4 жыл бұрын

Shit's too real bruh

I bet a majority of us listening didnt go or wouldnt go to prom.

@docjohnson1

4 жыл бұрын

I went but never took pictures and danced with other peoples dates. I imagine Theo did the same in real life.

@universallyinspired2555

4 жыл бұрын

I went It was cool Date lasted 10 months

@ethanbenfield2285

4 жыл бұрын

Im a straight man and my "date" (as friends) was a gay lady, it was actually quite fun

@susie7336

4 жыл бұрын

Andrew Janssens I didn’t go.

@armandocarranco7960

4 жыл бұрын

I was so stoned i forgot

Theo thinks hes native American because he drives a jeep cherokee

@raindropsfukushemiaflavore9914

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@AxxLAfriku

4 жыл бұрын

Why is Donald Trump pretty and I am not? But why does he only have a wife but I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS who I show off in my masterpiece YT videos? Do you know the answer, dear punlic

@docjohnson1

4 жыл бұрын

Still more than Elizabeth Warren

@Dev-In-Denver123

4 жыл бұрын

@Pam S Only New Mexico Navajo rock that shit

@mrtambourineman6107

4 жыл бұрын

Whys everyone always making these silly comments ?

“I’m just trapped playing with the devils that are inside of me” bahahaha

The end of this was really insightful. He seems to take some pretty crazy routes to get there, but he always ends up at something relatable and heartfelt and genuine. I think that's what endears him to so many people from so many different walks of life. That's a special gift.

“like an Australian beagle thang.... like a uh..... like uh.... an Australian.... beagle thang”

Theo looks like he'd try veganism for a day out of pressure and fall short because "that raccoon at the front of my house just presented it self to me"

@mattgoeshunting

4 жыл бұрын

R K 🤣🤣🤣

@EmmaWillmann1

4 жыл бұрын

LOL

@Hectoralejandroguerrero

4 жыл бұрын

R K HAHAHAHAHAH

I like watching Theo’s hands when he speaks.

@dominic1414

4 жыл бұрын

Tommy Garcia shit I can’t unsee it now 😫

@shonamacarthur6321

4 жыл бұрын

Me too. He got them treefrog fingers

If Theo left me a birthday message I would immediately become deceased.

@Spacecrust

4 жыл бұрын

Hey its Theo, I'm undercover. Happy Birthday 🎂

@carlzmossberg5438

4 жыл бұрын

Doubt. But it was my half birthday, so I'll take it I guess. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Theo makes me laugh the hardest out of all the podcasts 😂

@lozanhellez2688

4 жыл бұрын

*Top5 Funniest Podcasts:* TigerBelly/Bobby Lee Norm McDonald Live Todd Glass Podcast ThisPastWeekend/Theo Von NeverNotFunny/Jimmy Pardo Underappreciated: MMA Roasted/Adam Hunter

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, *JEREMIAH WONDERS* gets me too.

@reverbandchill3425

5 ай бұрын

@@lozanhellez2688RIP Norm

That intro gets me every time. Much love everybody- stay safe!

Let's get premature Nick as an official guest! He's a great producer and I want to hear more about him 🙏

@TIMIMPALA420

4 жыл бұрын

Wilfred Hopsin he went from living in his car to being that big nick hitter on the boards

@FTWinnick

4 жыл бұрын

He had Gianni on no reason he can't have nick

@lrd_flacko3017

4 жыл бұрын

@@FTWinnick Nick might not want to be on as a guest like that

Theo has that cabin fever.

@Spacecrust

4 жыл бұрын

Dont we all... ...

Thanks for still bringing us these hitters.

Theo, Thank you for sharing your voice. Growing as a person, let alone a public personality, is unbelievably difficult. Each episode you so many sides of yourself, the candour you show us every time is such a gift. I appreciate it and it helps me to remember not to hide my light. You never know, who and how, it can help others just to see you being real. Sara

@nonamemcgillicutty9585

4 жыл бұрын

Sara is a top tier name

That Copenhagen and ballsack joke was too good. "The long route" lolololololol. You are the epicenter of comedy on God

@TaraLynnElizabeth

4 жыл бұрын

He is comedy 2020

Theo Von says “you know” a lot when in fact I actually do not know at all.

I imagine trying to quit smoking during quarantine is quite hard. I don't even smoke and I want to start.

@steelberg23

4 жыл бұрын

Can confirm it is incredibly hard.

Making a cake - Step 1 "Do an egg in a bucket"

Theo Von is such a valuable commodity in these Corvid times....in a world where sickness is spread rampant, and laughter is the best medicine - this man out here straight HEALIN' SOULS! praise god

hearing that intro brightens my day every time I listen to it, makes me look forward to mondays 🤙🏻that hitter

I only discovered Theo two weeks ago and I thank the stars for it. This guy is the funniest human I've ever encountered.

"My legal name is Vacuum Nnnnathan." LMAO WHAT?! He is the best, man. Gang.

We need to start a petition to get Daniel on the podcast

@CLoZe14

4 жыл бұрын

Who dat

I died with the diandra part. She got knocked up and shes like l, "guess I'm gonna keep it". Lmao

I had a dream that Theo and I can fly but only if we hugged each other and stayed hugging while flying. I'm not even bull shitting.

@GentleGiant055

4 жыл бұрын

@Roland Deschain lmaoo

@KnowThyself619

4 жыл бұрын

Allow me to interpret your dream Sir even though my interpretation is probably bullshit. Maybe your psyche is trying to tell you that you need to incorporate more humour and lightness into your life to be able to free yourself from all the tension that's pulling you down. Flying symbolizes freedom or gaining a new perspective in life as you would see the world in a different perspective if you elevated above it and comedians are the people who do not only tell jokes but open your eyes to see the world the way they see it (new perspective) and hugging symbolizes becoming one/achieving harmony with something so yeah there you go haha.

@KnowThyself619

4 жыл бұрын

@Roland Deschain haha we can't believe in ready-made systematic guides to dream interpretation. My interpretation is bollocks, google interpretation is bollocks and pretty much all of our interpretation without any deep psychological or symbolical knowledge is bollocks but dreams are NOT bollocks and the psychological evidence is clear on that. We are so accustomed to the apparently rational natutre of our world that we scarcely imagine anything that cannot be explained by common sense because in our civilized life, we have stripped so many ideas of their emotional energy that we don't really respond or even know how to respond to symbols anymore. Think of it this way, the more rational and civilized we have become over these hundreds of thousands of years, the more we restrain ourselves within the limits of rational statements - statements that are much less colourful because we have stripped them of most of their psychic associations. All though you may say dreams are bollocks, you do have to admit that sometimes, dreams announce certain situations long before they actually happen. This is not necessarily a miracle because many crises in our lives have a long unconcious history stretching back thousands or even millions of years back, our rational and conscious minds move toward such crises step by step unaware of the dangers accumulating but what we consciously fail to see is already perceived by our unconscious which passes the information through dreams. The unconscious part of our brain was only discovered in 1915 which is very recent, it is way way older than the conscious part of our brain, God only knows how old they are and to call it as bollocks just because they're sophisticated and we do not understand them is bollocks my friend.

@KnowThyself619

4 жыл бұрын

@Roland Deschain I'm sorry, i don't know enough to explain it well but Jordan Peterson does an excellent job here kzread.info/dash/bejne/iKR4sqqRebPXYbQ.html it's a really short video but at least, he lays out the basics.

there’s tons to do, begin to learn an instrument (guitar, ukulele, piano etc) you can ebay a cheap used guitar. you can learn a new language...calisthenic work out. phone call to report your neighbor for leaving their home, you know the usual...

@shonamacarthur6321

4 жыл бұрын

Never the ukelele

@DefinitelynotOsamaBinLaden

4 жыл бұрын

shut up

@neilpatrickhairless

4 жыл бұрын

@@ottoleyendecker2728 Bitch move is neighbor leaving all that heroin around for me to Liberate from the piece of panelling under the side window

That mullet is getting fluffy. Quarantine life treating theo well

@claytonbigsby314

4 жыл бұрын

That hair transplant is finally showing up

It sounds like Theo needs to learn to play guitar.

@Yungdrizzle

4 жыл бұрын

He does know how to play a little bit. he talked about it on KATS

Bruh quit calling it corvid its making me look bad brother hahaha

This morning I woke up and felt what I was almost certain was the -19 growing inside my body, or at the very least a major case of The Mondays. Turned on this episode, and my symptoms evaporated immediately. Thank you for another great episode!

Theo looks like he always wanted to be an extra in the Outsiders.

@jimmytran5971

4 жыл бұрын

Dustin Hubmann dat pony Boi hittah

Rip Billy Conforto

@nicklabickas8814

4 жыл бұрын

Constructive Cuntery gang gang brotha

@leonardorodriguez9919

4 жыл бұрын

Gang gang ole Billy is gone 🙏

I only come here to hear a little piece of “shine” 😂

@Alexfromthe6

4 жыл бұрын

That real hitter baby

@ManuelLopez-bm1yi

4 жыл бұрын

Love that song

people dont give theo enough credit for his work ethic rat king pumps that content

Theo loosin his marbles

Congratulations to Theo on his new role as David Koresh in the Netflix series Waco. You have a beautiful head of hair bro.

Theo looks like every guy in australia that has an ozzy pride southern cross tattoo

@dontworry8999

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahhaha Fact 🐨🦘🐀👑

@vampmode9132

4 жыл бұрын

Smoking Winny reds in a wife beater drinking VBs on the porch

@Kate-vt7zj

2 жыл бұрын

With that Queensland tan

Theo thank you for the episode! I know you're feeling like you don't know what you're doing, but you made my day just this episode! All your episodes make my life so much better so I know you have to help so many people. Be good to yourself because you definitely deserve it!! Everything is going to be OK! Thank you so much again! Thankful for you daily gang gang🥰

Chris D'elia snuck into Theo's body for the first 2 minutes like Freaky Friday

theo the type to go by a strange nickname like be-bow

@RosettaVega

4 жыл бұрын

I knew a girl called be-bo. She's was tall, mean, and a master of roasting. Everyone was afraid of her, but for some reason she really wanted to be my friend. So she was like my bodyguard until she moved back to Detroit. I wonder how she's doing sometimes.

Liez...you went Hiking with Brendan, Muddy Mud Skipper!

Monday’s touch base Zoom meeting for work Boss: How was everyone’s weekend? Me and all my colleagues:*crickets*

I love how honest and funny u are theo! We all go through the struggle and have our own demons and ur honesty makes this therapeutic for u, which makes it therapeutic for me, beat down them dark arts babyyyyy!!!! Gang gang!!

someone needs to tell theo there isn't an r in covid

@seancrutcher525

4 жыл бұрын

I think its intentional comedic flair

@yungcess910

4 жыл бұрын

That's how that dirty south say that brother my whole family say the corvid

@c.murray4142

4 жыл бұрын

Or puberty? Haha he’s doing it intentionally

@joshnicholson6194

4 жыл бұрын

'Reality' is just a suggestion.

@Michael-mm7xb

4 жыл бұрын

Yung Cess gang

Theo’s the type of guy who thinks toasting a pop tart is cooking

I love how much Theo jams to the intro

Love that song. Ive downloaded it. Thank you for your gift of another great show. Stay Blessed 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

I wonder if Theo meditates about nothing during Covid-19. 😝

“Ahhh sheeit here comes little muscle” 🤣🤣🤣

I left a call yesterday, and I'm so grateful for the encouragement for all of us. That P word has really been consuming me lately. 😔😔😔

This was a good one. The last half hour hit home for me. Thanks Theo. Gang.

4:43 "I'll have two orange halves. Or an orange."

@alexandersimon5340

4 жыл бұрын

Can I interest you in a Pussy Booklet?

Love these messages for young domino. Push forward not only for yourself but to light the way for others.

Love this community like everybody just calling in and being genuine and just trying to help. Gang brother

16:45 "Get your goat" is the phrase you wanted Theo. You're welcome.

Happy 4/20 boys, light up and play some videogamesss

I love how he’s just checking stuff off as he brings up the topics🤣🤣

Theo looks like he started writing a manifesto but then got hungry and quit halfway

Can't wait for that corvid to drive into an embankment so we can all get up to something again

Theo: I’m doing nothing Brendan *buys mountain bike*

Thank you Theo for what you do

That was the most golden first three minutes I didn't know I needed to hear. You're a great man, Theo. I wish to be like you some day!

Never get tired of that intro song, they are so good! Keep on keepin on, best covid wishes from Sweden

@bleezyb15

4 жыл бұрын

Hannes Engelberg They actually broke up

Theo is the type of guy that even if rest of the world is dead he is the one guy that’s still doing a podcast by his self,

@feelyoung79

4 жыл бұрын

Weak

I love the podcasts man. Keep em coming bro. Gang

“WHATS GOING ON,” nuffin 😂😂😂

Theo looks like Splinter from ninja turtles and Kurt Cobain had a kid

Happy 4/20! Living that quarantine dream

It's that hitter. Love the song

"I'll have a poptart and I'll have uh, 2 orange halves.... or a orange"

Played the first 50 seconds like 3 times 🤣

Bro I didn’t know pissing on the heater was a part of other people’s childlife

@TylerLovesYou17

4 жыл бұрын

Can we bring back shame?

@CLoZe14

4 жыл бұрын

I peed in the garbage can like twice as a childhooder. Once in front of the hallway mirror idgaf not even ashamed

@CLoZe14

4 жыл бұрын

*while sleepwalking

It feels so good to genuinely laugh. Thank you so much Theo!

"Your kids look at your as their government." I love when Theo has these random brilliant simple comparisons.

theo scribbling on that paper like he’s the hollywood medium

hey theo, do you know how to set your alarm on quarantine when you have kids? to set for 10 oclock, dont let em go to bed until 3 a.m.

That same song always makes me so damn happy!! I love it! Thank you Theo, you’re the best!

stay strong and healthy Theo, thank you for everything

Morning yall! Bout to cook breakfast, what you guys wanna eat?

@nahnahnah30

4 жыл бұрын

Biscuits and gravy with that mexican milk boi

@randallfloyd842

4 жыл бұрын

@@nahnahnah30 got that pandemic hitter for you mama

@jeffsmith894

4 жыл бұрын

🍑or🌮

@StanHowse

4 жыл бұрын

2 orange halves and a 1/3rd cup of baby Marsh-Mellows

@crispyflixgaming4476

4 жыл бұрын

Grilled sausage egg and cheese Sammy my guy!