Milton Jones: two seconds of joke, twenty-four seconds of laughter. Masterful.

Can only imagine the feeling of making other comedians lose it at one of your jokes haha

@dillerud95

4 жыл бұрын

SMR J must be the goal I believe

@maxmullen6337

4 жыл бұрын

SMR J. Mock the Week isn’t what it was. Everyone tries too hard and most of the laughter is obviously false. They’ve ruined it.

@raefrater4172

4 жыл бұрын

Milton must've been really proud with that first one!

@alistaircassidy

3 жыл бұрын

Is SMR J actually Andy Parsons?

@samuelhasell7507

3 жыл бұрын

@@raefrater4172 I must admit that I didn’t really understand the joke, but I’m glad it made everyone laugh the way it did

"Welcome to the Bakery" 🤣🤣🤣

@morganmcveigh6381

6 жыл бұрын

Dominic Harrison i don’t get it !!

@lizzymarlow5208

6 жыл бұрын

Dominic Harrison EVERYONE LOVED THAT 😄😄😄

@swiftygibson4543

6 жыл бұрын

Didn't laugh one bit

@giveryourall5413

6 жыл бұрын

swifty gibson You’re boring then

@AutomaticDuck300

6 жыл бұрын

It's just Milton Jones being silly and nonsensical as usual, lol. It's his style of humour, there's no joke as such.

Milton single-handedly broke Ed, Ed, Nish and Dara with 4 words. That was so goddamn funny

@CJ-hh1pl

3 жыл бұрын

And to break Ed, of of all of these is like John Cleese being broken by Greg Delaney

@CJ-hh1pl

3 жыл бұрын

Ed Bryne that is

@alfiefletcher7513

2 жыл бұрын

This is why Milton Jones is the king of one liners!

@Maximillian-Tiberius-Rex

2 жыл бұрын

Milton broke the whole world with that

Oh, Milton Jones. Walks on, says four words and breaks the cast.

I would like a peek at Milton's dreams.

@jacob_filmmaker

5 жыл бұрын

They must be a cave of wonders

@gezzarandom

4 жыл бұрын

Scary thought lol

@ConstantChaos1

3 жыл бұрын

Bold of you to assume you wouldn't go completely insane

@kylestubbs8867

3 жыл бұрын

It would be a portal to Cloudcuckooland.

@james.martin1187

3 жыл бұрын

I have a feeling you wouldn't

To everyone asking about Milton first joke. It's one of those things thats unexpected and so completely ridiculous. Like a WTF moment.

@farje1

5 жыл бұрын

Which is what he does all the time, sheer surreal British humour at its best.

@gloreaf1850

5 жыл бұрын

Would've been better if he said butchers.

@TheVicarstownSentinel

5 жыл бұрын

Like his Unlikely Small Ads joke. "Hello! My name's Ads!"

@obliviouz

5 жыл бұрын

As Dara would say - fits the theme.

@waseemshahzad4848

5 жыл бұрын

I wanna like your comment but it will ruin the 666 likes

0:06. Off to a fantastic start :D Oh Milton...

@abelisraelcruzayuso4682

6 жыл бұрын

What dopes Ed say right before Hugh goes on with the round, please?

@ewanbrown6024

6 жыл бұрын

It would be unlikely, reapeted

@TheArcher101

6 жыл бұрын

Elegance in its simplicity

@andrewwells6323

6 жыл бұрын

I don't get it?

@dhvsheabdh

6 жыл бұрын

Did you really need the time stamp

"put everything down hangover"

The combination of the phrase, the voice and the mannerism makes Milton’s opening salvo amazing

Why didn't any of them retort Milton with Ive come with my pure bread

@FutureChaosTV

5 жыл бұрын

They were too stunned :D

@morganw2492

4 жыл бұрын

I prefer mixed bread, much more healthy

@ConkerTS

3 жыл бұрын

That was brilliant, mate.

@tourzrap

3 жыл бұрын

That would have killed the joke

@toucheturtle...6547

3 жыл бұрын

That would not be the vet speaking... So it wouldn't fit the category 🤔...

I have no idea how many times I have watched the clip of Milton Jones, saying "Welcome to the bakery"

@ConstantChaos1

4 жыл бұрын

It's just SO stupid and yet SO brilliant

@BeanMachine360

4 жыл бұрын

Day 69 of rewatching untill its no longer funny help

@LanceMannion

3 жыл бұрын

@@BeanMachine360 You have a long way to go.

@JKentF

3 жыл бұрын

Same here. This one and the Mahmoud Abbas joke are the best ever on this show.

0:10 When the kettle’s boiled

@rotflmfao3474

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@BeanMachine360

4 жыл бұрын

lad

@WaitHowDidIGetHere

4 жыл бұрын

MrBobMarley If your kettle’s boiling, I think you might have the temperature too high.

Milton's first joke is probably the funniest 'Scenes we'd Like to See' entry I've ever heard.

@barrywallace2744

Жыл бұрын

It is good, though the best ever though is still Frankie Boyles in unnerving things to hear in a medical examination you have the body of someone half your age growing inside your womb.

I nearly fell over laughing at Miltons first joke.

Milton: Welcome to the Bakery Everyone in the room: *dies of laughter*

@kylestubbs8867

3 жыл бұрын

He’s a British Colin Mochrie.

@Fluffyolphert

2 жыл бұрын

Me: Why do people write youtube comments like scripts?

@quinnmullen5601

2 жыл бұрын

@@Fluffyolphert me: idfk mate it’s fun lol

@JamesCalbraith

Жыл бұрын

Everyone: just watched a youtube video Quinn Mullen: for no reason, I'll just write what we've all just seen.

@quinnmullen5601

Жыл бұрын

@@JamesCalbraith mate I wrote that 3 years ago I spent all my time on Minecraft now I spend all my time on the piss

Milton jones first joke and ed byrnes hangover joke

I feel like you've won if you make Hugh Dennis laugh and pause on his way to the mic.

Oh my Lord... Milton killed it... it’s as good as Robo Bongo Coocko Cop 😂😂😂😂👌🏽

The way Ed and Nish lost it at Milton’s joke at the start 😂😂😂

The baker was probably one of Miltons granddads!

@MacauleyOliver

4 жыл бұрын

The vet was his other grandfather

@gillfowkes2727

3 жыл бұрын

No, it was his other other Granddad.

Nish Kumar's reaction to Milton's first joke gets me every time!

Aw, Milton looked dead chuffed that everyone laughed 😊

Milton Jones is the funniest man about!

@guitaristchris

5 жыл бұрын

Hes not though

@Master_Petes_Theater

5 жыл бұрын

I second that! 👍😂

@Gibbypg

5 жыл бұрын

james acaster

Every time I see Ed Gamble lose it laughing, it’s always Milton who told the joke

@toucheturtle...6547

3 жыл бұрын

James Acaster and that other young comic the 3 are friends... good friends ....

It's incredibly rare to see Milton Jones smiling.

@aseemsharma1427

5 жыл бұрын

and what a smile!

@shalinimahalingam9064

4 жыл бұрын

He must've felt really good knowing he made the other comedians completely lose it

I really thought it would be "welcome to the bakery", followed by 2 mins 26 seconds of laughter.

It wouldn't be a "Scenes We'd Like to See" without Milton Jones giving us a bizarre one to laugh at!!! XD

Milton just killed everybody with laughter!!! Still, better than Covid

May this show never end

@SamarIqbal1-2-1

5 жыл бұрын

AussieVapez AussieVapez _/\_ 🤞🏾

@swsmith

Жыл бұрын

this aged well

@applejuice5272

Жыл бұрын

@@swsmith *Frankie:* "As a life peer, I would like to tender my resignation."

@rustkarl

Жыл бұрын

Yeah about that…

Watchinh the other pannelists absolutely lose their shit is the best part about this show

"Welcome to the bakery" might be one of the finest Scenes We'd Like to See moments

@kylestubbs8867

3 жыл бұрын

And it could be applied virtually anywhere. Even for "Things You Wouldn't Hear at the Bakery".

Milton is just so random it makes you burst out laughing

Milton Jones has such an unusual but yet genius comedy style

Milton is a nutter :) Very funny, but haven't a clue about the bakery other than it's very unlikely for a vet to say! Made me laugh a lot whatever it meant :D

@tinpot1978

6 жыл бұрын

Soldier 0f4Tune vet = veterinarians. So he walks in a vets and says crazily "welcome to the bakery!" I'm literally crying with laughter.

@udoyonb274

5 жыл бұрын

Also there's a lot of ketamine that vets have so they er Get high

@user-ep5cc3cj2v

5 жыл бұрын

when you put down animals you put them in a big ‘oven’ essentially. so it’s like they’re getting baked

@r1nc3w1nd7

5 жыл бұрын

Put that Rabbit in a Pie! 😈🐇🍮

@jaycegti2200

5 жыл бұрын

Milton cracks me up every time. The old guy in the post office joke gets me every time!! Brilliant.

watched this in my local vet, the staff put it on their TV.

I just need a clip of Milton just floating and saying “Welcome the the bakery”

Welcome to the bakery. The funniest one liner of all time.😊

I love you Milton Jones, hahaha

"Welcome to the Bakery" should be the name of his next live show, and he's doing that arm thing on the cover :3

I'm guessing that Milton was simply going for pure absurdity, but I thought that he was the ghost of a dog telling another with an illness about how this place is indeed the 'bakery'...

@nicola7021

5 жыл бұрын

Nathan Francis that’s dark dude

Scientist call that "Peak Milton".

"Its just like the cat never died!" XD Jesus Christ woman! Savageeee

@artemisstrong5113

5 жыл бұрын

That's an old Ryan Stiles joke from "Whose Line is it Anyway". Still works, though.

Ed' s joke "put everything down gangovers" is phenomenal!

If you can make your fellow comedians laugh in the way that Milton Jones did, it's funny

@kylestubbs8867

3 жыл бұрын

He is to _Mock the Week_ as Colin Mochrie is to _Whose Line is it Anyway?_ Look up his “Irish Drinking Song” lines for a taste.

Only Milton could break everyone up with laughter like that! He is the best comedian!

I'm going to see Milton Jones next week i can't wait 😂😂😂

@james.martin1187

3 жыл бұрын

How did it go

@missyemzy

3 жыл бұрын

@@james.martin1187 it was great

@freedvonee512

2 жыл бұрын

@@james.martin1187 How's your restaurant in yorky-shire

@james.martin1187

2 жыл бұрын

@@freedvonee512 so original

Milton definitely the Master of absurdism!

@kylestubbs8867

3 жыл бұрын

Colin Mochrie could give him a run for his money.

The first joke ended at 0:09, the next joke started at 0:33 everything in the middle was howling laughter

Dara: unlikely things for a vet to say Milton just steps up to the mic and Pretty much ended the careers of his fellow comedians with one joke

Milton, you brilliant maniac :-)

1/5 of this clip belongs to Milton. Well deserved, absolute belter.

dead at the ‘one of them put everything down hangovers’

Simple one liners but absolutely funny. Milton's bakery line got everyone laughing for about 5 minutes.. He is so quick whitted

That first one from Milton had me in bits

Milton is a national treasure

Milton is just something else 😂

The “welcome to the bakery” joke has to be my favourite 😂

OK I laughed hardest at Ed's joke... I guess I'm a Brit😂😂

Oohhh! A "pet" vet not a "veteran" vet. It took me half way through to realize the video. It put a whole new spin on "welcome to the bakery!".

@sebastianherzog7793

6 жыл бұрын

Robert Tucker Jr. lol a bit slow

@hattywillmoth1432

6 жыл бұрын

We don't really use the term 'vet' or 'veteran' in the UK. To us, 'vet' is pretty obviously to do with animals

@j_sher5569

6 жыл бұрын

and at 1:50 Hugh Dennis merges the two

@joedan7777

5 жыл бұрын

Ye in the UK we dont call them vets

@jet3296

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah vet means animals but in an email you'd always use veterinarian. Maybe it's the vocal context

Milton folded all. Beautiful.😎

How can the first one floor me 💀💀

Everyone who’s been taken in by the quarantine bread-making fad: 0:06

Milton with the left field random win of the century. Omg it's just so great.

Milton is a force of nature 😂😂😂😂😂

“Don’t think of him as an old dog, think of him as a new rug!”

Everytime I feel down I just watch this and problem solved 😂😂😂😂😂😂

I was glad to see someone (Hugh) make a play on two meanings of "vet".

Milton is so good

This is a good one

Watching this about the 5th time, only now did I get the "put everything down" line. One of their most magnificent rounds.

I laughed so suddenly with Milton Jones first joke I choked!!!

"Put everything down hangovers". It's worrying that I know what one of those feels like!

This is one of the strongst scenes I have seen so far. There must have been something in the air that night. Brilliant!!

@sonofpears4691

Жыл бұрын

I like the “Lines that would change the mood at a dinner party” personally thats my favourite

so many excellent ones in this one

One of the best 'Unlikely things...' ever 😂

Pure comedy gold.

Absolutely brilliant 😂😂😂😂 crying laughing here

People need to chill. You're just jealous just because you didn't make the comedians laugh and because you didn't laugh.

Dark and great!

First joke and Milton already destroyed everybody 😂

Nice

I love the series, but this one was the best of the best.

No one would come up with anything close to the same line as Milton Jones...he's too unique!!! 😁

This is when you know that you’ve peaked as a comedian

@kylestubbs8867

3 жыл бұрын

It is to Milton what “The Cat!” is to Colin Mochrie.

Milton's 10/10

Minus 50 points to Milton for breaking the panel.

0:33 “From the makers of Cocka-one…”

This session was super funny

All right...great start

This is the best episode

One does not simply view this video one time 😂😂

"Welcome to the bakery!" - I think he wins.

This very video Ladies & Gentlemen, is HOW you go vegen 🤣🤣🤣

For some reason I'm starting to like British comedy more and more. We sort of have that in Canada, but we've got a bit of the American style stuff mixed in, considering they're directly to the south of us.

Ed's was my favourite I'm sorry to say your horse has back cancer OH it's a camel thanks god for that! 😂

Holy shit what a strong start

Milton Jones- the Colin Mochrie of Mock the Week

@kylestubbs8867

3 жыл бұрын

I'll say. "Welcome to the Bakery" might be his version of "The Cat!"

The first joke should be a whole video 😂 it’s like watching Monty Python

@freedvonee512

2 жыл бұрын

Insult to milton M P was so see rap 8 could not watch complete tripe

Unfortunately we had to put the pig down, on an unrelated note, your pet is fine.