We love you! Who won this week's Battle Royale?

@jaredweinberger2305

Жыл бұрын

Sorry Retep but I think Pat got this one

@ModerndayStoic

Жыл бұрын

Forrest with the W pat a close second tho

@joshkodl1893

Жыл бұрын

Forrest with the dub low diff 😮‍💨

@diggindoug94

Жыл бұрын

Very confused by retep but I think Forrest won this one

@justinmueller9891

Жыл бұрын

Best one would of been a body of a armored catfish, head of a alligator, then legs of a bear. Armored catfish is armored from head to fin and super though through and through, head of a alligator since it’s only weakness is the quarter size weak spot on the back of its head, then the legs of a bear for its claws and strength to defend its self need be.

If Peter doesn't man up about his fruit picker and get it back his legacy is scarred

@jjsands9906

Жыл бұрын

Exactly what I was thinking, he isnt even the meager one

@LandonStevens

Жыл бұрын

Bards of the future will either sing of Peter the Meek or Retep the Reclaimer… (to retrieve the fruit picker turn to page 47)

@raider_reaper_4194

Жыл бұрын

Fr guy just punked Peter for no reason other than to let him know who the Alpha neighbor is

Peter was wholesome today, thanks for the advice on contact with friends. Needed to hear it. RIP P22

My favorite thing ever is to do some mundane chore and throw this podcast on. Instantly turns the worst thing ever to something I enjoy. A little escape in an otherwise very busy life.

Forest!! I was one of the “9” who watched extinct or alive and LOVED IT! Forced my family to watch too! Was hoping for more seasons!

You had me at, Parachuting Beavers.

please never stop making new episodes

Been down on life lately but every time I get a notification for a new wild times it immediately makes me smile. Never change guys it’s awesome

@robertdale8758

Жыл бұрын

I was feeling down to but then I tried cocaine and been super motivated since. Not saying it will fix your problems like it has mine but there are other medications.

Patrick's Pooch 🐕 Made it to the end again. Happy New Year fellas! Peter's neighbour fu 😬 Have a great year. Cheers from Down Under

Skin-so-soft is an Avon product that my aunt used to use when we were fishing, she swore the fish loved it, but also an awesome bug repellent.

I recently discovered TWTP on KZread and absolutely love it! The chemistry you guys have is amazing.

Find your show super interesting agree and disagree over some of the topics I've listened to but I like the message you guys sending and your dedication to helping the world.

You guys are awesome happy new year #1 podcast & #1 fan right here cheers mates!!!!

Dude dig up some roots on your side of the property line and drive a few copper nails in them. It will take a little while but it will kill the tree. Must be copper though.

Yay a new one I was all out of clips and all other content thank you guys so much.

This is the best podcast

I've been binging Extinct or Alive and listening to the wild times podcast for the past two weeks too and I still love y'all lol - keep up the good work!

How many sharks are killed a year? Peter: Ill go 25 thousand? Forest: 😑...... what a good guess... is it 800 million? 🤣🤣💀

30:49 creatine holds on a lot of water weight

@diggindoug94

Жыл бұрын

That's what I was thinking also

The new logo is fitting! Keep it up fellas, sending love from AUS

At 45, I will say that every beer represents miles of cardio. If miles are no concern, have a boot!

Love the podcast Forrest. Ever since i could walk I’ve loved searching through nature to look at all the critters i could find. You are living my dream and hopefully one day i can work in a similar way as you! Keep doing you, you are an inspiration to nerd-jocks everywhere

The crazy neighbors needto be a common thing on here now. So many ways to mess with em

That Battle Royal section is great to get ideas to create monsters for a film/book/game.

Omg….a neighbor to boot!!😂 And the gall not to return it when you gave them an out?!?!!

I remember as a kid, my grandfather caught 2 very small sharks off the San Juan Islands. We used them for bait in the crab pots.

Awesome show ❤

Awesome show 💪💎

I live in FL and the trick to peeing and not getting bit by a bugs is waving it around while blowing air on it 😂

My father was wrongly diagnosed with scabies when in fact he was suffering from the later stages of Hodgkin's Lymphoma.. by the time another doctor caught the error it was too late.

The Dollop podcast did a great episode on the parachuting beavers called “Operation Beaver Drop”, and they were trying to get them “out” of an area they weee trying to make residential.

If peter doesn't go kick the neighbors door down and get his fruit picker back you've lost your manhood lol btw love you guys happy New Year errybody

Think I've found new favorite podcast saw u on Joe Rogan ur stories are great.love the content y'all do. Thank u keep it up

Peter's neighbor......FU

Just get your shit back 😂😂😂😂@peter

I hope you guys talk about the Jaguar debate on bringing them back to the states since early explorers saw them as far north as the plat river in Nebraska

After Forest claiming to know the answer. Peter was way closer on the guess about how many shark fins are cut off per year.

Retep got done dirty

I like listening to your battle royals and turning them into monsters for my D&D campaign

You guys could design creatures for horror games and movies with these battle royales

Always love the podcasts. We need a conversation about all the reptile bans and laws coming out. Maybe see if Kenan Harkin wants to be on the pod. Those turtles are rad. Also, F U peters neighbor

I miss grabbing a fat mako steak from the grocery store and grilling it up

Not sure what Forrest is talking about lol shark is absolutely delicious and you can harvest 1 per day per person in the state of Florida and they need to up it, Florida as well as most of North America has no shortage of sharks lol in fact some places have far to many

If you speed up the conversation to 1.25x it still feels like a perfectly normal conversation.

I remember eating a leopard shark that I caught in the gulf and it really wasn't bad, I wouldn't go out of my way to eat it, but in a survival "eat what you catch" attitude it's not an issue

Crazy the podcast isnt way more popular. Itd be cool if you guys discussed avatar 2. Avatar kindve regularly has come up throughout the podcasts and I'd be interested in hearing all of your thoughts.

“I don’t care if you’re Les Stroud or Bear grills. I don’t care how much you piss in your own face. You are not surviving more than 24 hours.” Funniest thing I’ve heard in so long.

Bankhead national forest here in Alabama has mangroves that grow on the side of hills and it is very hard to traverse but beautiful all the same

Ok guys, BR: diabolical ironclad beetle body, capable of absorbing forces greater than any other animal proportionally + wings; rhino head, thick leather plus a warding horn; elephant legs, simply for scaling. A building could fall on that and it'd be fine.

Before I moved to Vegas, I lived near Sam Francisco and we would go fishing at least 3 times a week going for striped bass. We would catch 7 gill, and leopard sharks while fishing sometimes also stingrays. What I'm getting at is that anytime we would catch a shark these Vietnamese and Philipino men would ask for the sharks to eat. They told me there is a certain way to kill it and process it to eat. I always brought a small BBQ for when I would catch a striper and one time they threw a leopard shark on there and it was absolutely disgusting to me, but they loved it.

@andycockrum1212

Жыл бұрын

Sam Francisco

Battle royale: Body of a polar bear, legs of a tiger, head of a saber-tooth cat

I grew up in Shoshone county in the Idaho panhandle which lost 2/3 of its population when the 80's recession shut down the mining and lumber industries. As communities turned to ghost towns, wildlife took over. It is now overrun by moose, wolves, bears, and giant mountain lions (in excess of 250 lbs. - I've seen them with my own eyes). I've never encountered these animals in my youth, but they are now everywhere. Beavers are becoming a problem as they dam up culverts. Check out North Idaho Nomads (wolf attack) on KZread. That was 4 miles from my home.

@JayceD123

Жыл бұрын

What’s the problem? Other than the lost lives or population due to recession.

@carlbrown8830

Жыл бұрын

@@JayceD123 I never said it was a problem - a hunter's paradise.

You guys gotta check out the Ocala national forest in Florida it's a cool national park an they have some of the best bass fishing on the st.johns river next to it

Please do a long detailed version of the USS Indianapolis. Great story.

52:48 so they’re the originators of “hey big head😏”

Neighbours at war in the suburbs Hahah

The United States is way overdue for cleaning our backyard don't get me wrong some of the smaller countries need a voice to be heard but it's time that we start fixing our problems instead of trying to fix everyone's problems I think that if we do this we will become stronger as a whole in the long run

I work in the glades catching pythons. The bugs in the summer are bigger than the snakes

That turtle is literally a pokemon

I hope Forrest is ready to take a trip to the Boneyard in Alaska

Dang.....I'm going to steal from him too 🤣🤣 what a pushover 😲😂😂🤣

Hearing that Pat went to Western Illinois made me lol. Absolute worst college town in Illinois. Hard to hear you spent any time at all there. Thoughts and prayers

F peters neighbor. Can we go a full send on Patreon?

The body of a porcupine, head of a lamprey, the eyes of a goat, and the ability to spit venom like a cobra

Head of a turtle ant, body of a loggerhead sea turtle, and the legs of pangolin.

FRUIT SEASONNNNNNNN!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Hey, Peter's neighbor. I hope you drop your sandwich, butter side down, onto your socks, when you're running late for work.

What are the chances that rogan would fund a thylacine search documentary for forrest to produce?

rip to the fruit picker

About time.

I must say I do love the rare occasions when Forrest is actually nice to Retep. I know it's all in jest and meant in good fun but sometimes I'm like "goddamn Retep has the skin of a rhinoceros, how are his feelings not hurt" lol.

Hey Peters neighbor, buck you

Got a sunscreen that repels the noseeums as well , thankfully cuz F those things🤣

I thought we already did this

1st...you guys are hilarious.🤣 so funny... 2nd..I'm from cent. Fl.and the Everglades are no joke. Fl. is hot, humid, muggy, and buggy. Miserable at best. Skin so soft by Avon is a must for no-see-ems, Nats. and mosquitoes. Stay hydrated with electrolites...you will get dehydrated otherwise. Other than what you mentioned there are spiders, ticks, wild hogs, and pythons, which I might add are big enough to consume small to medium size gators. Otherwise it's tons of fun...just kidding..its not really fun. Great news on the shark front, but will it be enforced??? 🤞 And my battle Royale would be Anaconda...big but hides well.and will squeeze the life outta ya..head- female praying mantis, cuz who would want to mess with that, and legs of..I think its called...bang shrimp. Leg power that of a 22 pistol..super fast. Good luck with the fruit picker and Happy years guys 🥳

I've had several species of Shark, can confirm it in fact doe's not taste horrible 😂 there's several game which requires soaking the meat. Doesn't mean it's bad. Banned Shark Finning is great, only it's not happening in the country where it matters most. Asian countries slaughter more shark's than we ever have.

I’m going elephant body, leopard head, polar bear legs, I think we got this

31:51 Bro... I LIVE in Florida.

Peters neighbour FU. ❌️

How the hell was shark fin sales still legal here.smh

Head: Dunkleosteus Body: Paraceratherium Legs: Snow Leopard 😁

The fruit picker bandit strikes again

Forrest should go on trap talk with MJ podcast he would be great on it

Forrest won with Pat a close second with his scary ass creation and Retep I'm not sure what the hell you created.

I want to explore. it's what I do. I find things. An adventure with Forrest, followed by a rugby match (11) would be just fucken sick Bro.

Pat why did u cover your huge bay window? I enjoy the view of the night sky :)

@riz7032

Жыл бұрын

Because he doesn't want you to know where he lives

@Dean89420

Жыл бұрын

@@riz7032 I already know, he's in commiefornia.

Question, would not the lowering of shark population be beneficial in the sense of many fish species that are going extinct might have the room to repopulate with much fewer sharks. Just thinking out loud.

Poor some fat tire out for the mountain lion 😂

Peter you're IP banned, if you get a vpn you should be able to make a new reddit account

hey peters neighbor, good job

@adriadarnes

Жыл бұрын

It was F you bro

@glopple

Жыл бұрын

@@adriadarnes yeah i know

In the heart of Florida there is a clear 108ft deep lake called Lake Sunset. 10ft out is 10ft deep, steep 45degree lake bed, I use to take a 35lb dumbell and hold ot in front of me and run down the lake bed, I'd go to like 80ft and drop the weight and shoot up to the surface. One time I swear I passed an Arapima, like 5ft long, little bit bigger than me, he wasn't bothered by me passing him not one bit. I think someone released it when it was young.

Scarecrow fruit pickers with scream masks?? Also, I'm with homeboy. I didn't realize that it was still legal to do shark finning. About friggin time.

how far from a depth charge going off would a shark freak out about it?

Hahaa! I think the brother took it out of spite, and decided to lie to the sister about having done it. Something tells me they stopped responding when you mentioned the cameras and the exact night and time of the incident.

Dude start putting their mail under their front door mat or put it all in a tree of theirs you deem appropriate. Also you can keep putting baskets of kittens and puppies on his doorstep too… give him more life he can grow himself somehow

There are nuances to this conversation. Many many shark species are illegal, but dogfish is a main one that does get cultivated in at the end of the day. It’s a fish we can talk about sustainability, but why is this fish better than that fish and I agree with certain species, being illegal by the way. The majority of species I don’t even think you can catch a blue shark in the Atlantic and there are numerous. The problem is we can only do that for our country and people don’t like to call out other countries like China, Japan, Central America

Assuming I have the angling skills to go out and catch me a shark is assuming a lot. But when it happens, I'm eating all that pee fish meat!

Shark is delicious. Hake is a popular fish that you get in fish and chip shops here in Aus.

Is the 'Barbary Lion, Atlas Lion' really extinct?

Peter's neighbor fu