Gonna be honest, this one kind of feels like a medieval knight doing a KZread product review. "Hast thou ever concerned thyself o'er rising blows towards thy nethers in a foot melee? Mine blacksmith has claimed these Iron Pants shalt ease thy worries..."

@Earthy-Artist

Жыл бұрын

😂😂🤣🤣

@loddude5706

Жыл бұрын

"Chaucer's the name, selling's the game . . . 'Fong-proof' - the new name in mail undies - true protection from the old 'under & up! Thank you, I'm here all week." : )

@simong9067

Жыл бұрын

@@loddude5706 Chaucer, thou drastie knave! Thou knowst right welle that Master Eadward 'Uppe and Under' Wearinge devised this garment before thee.

@loddude5706

Жыл бұрын

@@simong9067 - Avast . . . I am undone! : )

@ebrim5013

Жыл бұрын

Love it.

If anyone was wondering how much Jason uses his kit, the state of his doublet is pretty telling.

@russellfisher1303

Жыл бұрын

“Learn to fear the warrior who’s doublet looks like a rag found underneath a redditer’s bed.” - Me, I said that just now.

@baconthulu

Жыл бұрын

If you didn't use you wouldn't know if it worked.

@RoberttheWise

Жыл бұрын

That thing looks like it was dragged behind a horse all the way from England to the Holy Land.

@jefferyindorf699

Жыл бұрын

@@RoberttheWise...and back to England too.

This man literally puts his nuts on the line in the pursuit of knowledge, lol.

The horse giving the sideways eyeball is priceless.😆

@tyree9055

Жыл бұрын

At what time?

@hazzmati

Жыл бұрын

yeah that was funny you could tell he was up to no good

@internetguy2760

Жыл бұрын

@@tyree9055 7:32

@tyree9055

Жыл бұрын

@@internetguy2760 Thanks!

@ErwinPommel

Жыл бұрын

Horses can sort of only ever give side eye.

Always happy to see a Modern History pop up with a new addition 🎉

@strydyrhellzrydyr1345

Жыл бұрын

Here here... I concur... Lol

I love the genuine expression of joy you show when you make such discoveries, especially when they defy your (and our) expectations. Wonderful video. Thank you.

@ModernKnight

Жыл бұрын

Thanks for watching!

"Iron pants." I would never have guessed it, but it makes perfect sense. They were ingenious people. Another excellent episode. I look forward to every one of them.

As various sword tubers keep pointing out, folks back then weren’t stupid. I for one find it hard to imagine such maille undies were not extremely popular with those who could afford them. You just demonstrated their utility and comfort by the simple expedient of getting on a horse to see if they would work. Surely an educated experienced knight of the day would give it a go.

@karinefonte516

Жыл бұрын

And you have to imagine that any discomfort would be nulled by extra padding on the breeches beneath. Anything to protect the "crown's jewels"!

@JHaven-lg7lj

Жыл бұрын

I think I’d have thongs permanently tied to the edges of the flap, for easier access when you had to relieve yourself. Having them on the flap would make it easier ti grab the flap and re-tie it

@petric334

11 ай бұрын

Also, undies could be adjusted accordingly. Reference the hilarious silicone taint pads integrated into modern bike shorts.

I love the way you took us on this journey of discovery with you rather than experimenting first and presenting us with a polished conclusion. Feels more 'real' this way, and we can all share in the surprise result.

German Gothic armour was very often cavalry armour, and often they wore mail braes instead of skirts rather than in addition to them (so it is thought).

@ModernKnight

Жыл бұрын

The late medieval 'gothic' stuff has visible maille under crackers in effigies and images, I always assumes the Milanese stuff, being significantly heavier was more for cavalry, and with that sort, we don't know what went on under the maille skirt as far as I'm aware.

@corvidcapers

Жыл бұрын

I remember seeing a few sets of maximillian armor at the met museum in NYC with what looked to be chainmail boxers and codpieces. I don't know the correct terms or what they called them at the exhibit but I remember thinking both options looked more sensible than a mail skirt if you wanted to avoid getting unpleasantly upskirted by a long weapon or an enemy lying on the ground.

@annunakim525

11 ай бұрын

Oi Govnah

2:30 “An area at which I recommend that you never get stabbed in.” Well said, Sir!

@Lord_Warden_of_the_Marches

Жыл бұрын

Yup, and getting slammed there with a mace or warhammer would suck just as bad, lol.

That's super cool that you found this and tried it and IT WORKED! Another notch in the column for "medieval people were smarter than we gave them credit for" and they made a bunch of stuff that we don't THINK would work, until we actually try it! Also, very sweet that you put Ghost in the credits as thanks for helping make the video :)

I just want to thank you for not being rude when you talk about this. So many KZreadrs couldn't resist talking to a vast mixed crowd of faceless strangers without being as crass as the crassest teens with their mates, but you just talk about it like a normal person interacting with people you might not know. As a woman, I really appreciate the courtesy. I like to know about interesting parts of life like this without it being turned into something bawdy. You're able to use words like "codpiece" "groin" and even "ass" in comfortable amusement without being gross. THANK YOU! How fascinating that the mail briefs increased the comfort! I guess there's a degree of cushioning in the give & the layering of the mail, and the fact that it's fairly evenly distributed on your seat.

In the painting The battle of San Romano by Uccello , there is a fully armed figure lying on the ground face down ( National Gallery panel ). A close look reveals that he appears to be wearing a pair of Iron pants . Painting dates from 1438 -40 . I study Renaissance paintings but not usually the fundament area of figures , but it’s all fascinating…. 😊

@spawniscariot9756

Жыл бұрын

It honestly looks like a simple mail ‘skirt’ to me

@alisonhall4465

Жыл бұрын

The mail curves under between the legs , but you do need magnification to see it .

I choose to believe that the choir at the end is singing a specially commissioned Latin prayer about iron pants.

this type of mail was invented in a little place called Nether Wallop, true fact

@loddude5706

Жыл бұрын

Ballroom with it's own postcode eh? - only in England . . . : )

07:08 love the look in Ghost's eye when Jason starts talking about "chafing". That horse has excellent comic timing 😂

I gather you make these videos as a hobby, but they really are some of the best content of this kind I have found online anywhere. Please keep making them, they are great.

@ModernKnight

11 ай бұрын

I make them whenever I have the time, thanks for watching and commenting though. It helps the algorithm and we are at the mercy of the system!

@corinnedefazio9178

2 ай бұрын

I agree! The way Mr. Kingsley tests the many materials and aspects of Medieval life brings to life so many details.

Ghost is a truly beautiful animal, you must feel proud to own such a handsome horse

@LoveStrangeDr

Жыл бұрын

His eyes thought, it’s like he’s seen a ghost! 😂

@ModernKnight

Жыл бұрын

I do appreciate him every day.

@killerkraut9179

Жыл бұрын

@@ModernKnight Do you know coincidentally about Medieval Horsebread? Do you know coincidentally if its healthy or good for horses ? I have heard and read about it!

@alexk7973

Жыл бұрын

@@killerkraut9179 I‘m not going to lie, I had to google horsebread, to know what you were talking about. So I‘m not going to presume to talk about the particulars of the bread itself, as you probably know more about the ingredients and such that I do from that short search. However generally speaking about feeding horses bread-like substances: commonly only thoroughly dried and hard bread is fed to horses. This avoids mold to form. You could, I guess, also soak it in water right before feeding, to give it some elasticity and avoid any bloating or dehydration of the horse that might come with feeding it large amounts of bread. But then you would have to be careful not to soak it too long, so that it doesn’t go bad then. Today feeding bread is usually done as either a snack or because getting the old and unsold bread from bakers is cheaper than investing in grain. I‘m not sure how much of that was applicable to the medieval ages, where the cost of milling the grain down to flour and then to bake it potentially made even old and hard bread more expensive than straight grain. But this really is just something that came to mind.

@killerkraut9179

Жыл бұрын

@@alexk7973 I have it from the Book ,Der Deutschorden von Akkon Bis zum Baltikum .Die Armee 1198-1420 Author Rolf Fuhrmann Terrible Translation on journeys the horses also received a kind of coarse horse bread And the channel Tasting History Video about How to Make a MEDIEVAL TRENCHER - Torte Bread. horse Bread was mentioned !

When you need extra protection from the maidens.

@Earthy-Artist

Жыл бұрын

'chastitymail'

ChatGPT recommended calling these military-grade intimates :) All joking aside, you struggling with the strings really made me appreciate modern attachment mechanisms - zippers, snaps etc. just make a world of difference. I imagine back then more than a few knights might have sustained an otherwise preventable injury when some corners were cut while prepping for battle (either at their own insistence, or due to laziness/negligence/exhaustion on the part of their squires)

@susanscott8653

Жыл бұрын

From the way the way they fasten, I would suggest they are more like a mail nappy - the sort you would fasten with safety pins. 🤓

I appreciate that you gave special credit to Ghost. You always seem to treat your horses (and mule) with a lot of respect.

Riding on horseback with mail underpants and seeing if it’s uncomfortable/painful taking a test for all of mankind 😂 also another amazing and educational video and I like the backdrop too keep up the awesome work also the sound of moving in plate armour will never not be satisfying to me

Do you plan to replace the doublet before or after it starts developing it's own ecosystem? It's really impressive how well and for how long that thing has been holding up.

@emlangan

Жыл бұрын

You say that like you think it hasn't already developed its own ecosystem? I just hope he retires it before it evolves sentience...

@cindyknudson2715

Жыл бұрын

Is this the second doublet? Or is he wearing his old one in this video?

That grin in the beginning, though 😅

Indeed such protections for the privates.

@beowulfironborn

Жыл бұрын

Balls

Ghost thinks the iron pants are uncomfortable. Lol I'm shocked at your discovery. You say, "wearing iron pants while riding hard wooden saddle" and I think, "Most painful ride ever!" But that's not so! This actually answers a question I had sbout protecting those vulnerable spots, too. Great video! (Note to whoever did the sound: absolutely love the choral chanting! Quite beautiful.

OK, anyone else spend this whole thing thinking about the Terry Pratchett book 'Unseen Academicals' and the new dwarf invention of micromail, with the selling point of 'It does not chafe?'

@susanwoodcarver

Жыл бұрын

YES!!! ❤

@ChrisSunHwa

Жыл бұрын

YES! I was actually looking for a comment like this! I keep thinking, "It doth not chafe!"

Oh my GOODNESS Ghost is beautiful! 😊 As for the male mail knickers…Wearing such protection never entered my mind. But then, until I subscribed to this great channel, I honestly never had much interest in medieval life. You’ve certainly changed that! Thank you for another great episode! 🌹 Give Ghost an apple from me. 😉🍎

Thanks Jason for new video. Its been a long time but that does not matter. You discribe medieval life so extensively! Hope you have a good day and all the horses are all right ❤

@misterhat5823

Жыл бұрын

Quality is worth waiting for. It's nice that he doesn't slap up junk for views.

@EmeraldVideosNL

Жыл бұрын

​@@misterhat5823 Exactly that! Quality over quantity.

You could say this underwear is... unpenetrable.

That’s quite “ballsy” of you to try it out on a horse.

Rides out as a Bass singer comes back as a countertenor 🎵🎶

This guy needs to be interviewed by Philomena Cunk.

Ghost is such a beauty! Always love these experimental videos where you take us along as you go. So interesting to try and figure out how people solved problems.

I could imagine the mail underpants provide more grip as they "grip" into the leather of the saddle and the fabric or your trousers and sort of secure your seat in the saddle. Less moving about so to say. A bit like the artificially added extra grip that the silicone seats of modern breeches provide.

@ducthman4737

Жыл бұрын

But it could also damage the saddle faster if used without a piece of cloth between the two.

that horse looks like its seen thing beyond comprehension

😆 this was 100% funnier than i thought it would be and then the horse side-eyeing you 🤣

One last appreciative thought. I've never seen Ghost more beautiful. His carriage really showed of his stallion crest, even while rearing. He really is an astonishing horse.

Really interesting and a surprising result. I always enjoy your videos. You know how various knights were given nicknames such as 'Fergant' meaning 'Iron glove' You can now add 'Sir Jason Ironpants' whatever the French is for that!

Protection of the voonerables. A very important and under-researched issue! (And another very enjoyable film. Lovely to see the flowering trees around the estate.)

My son just asked me last night what knights did for the gaps in their armour - we've been going down the medieval rabbit hole and it's been very interesting

The amount of words used to suggest, but not actually mention the intended things is quite funny.

Ghost is looking fantastic. Very surprised that the pants were comfortable

Hurrah! New video! For now without subtitles, but let's wait :) Thank you!

@ragnkja

Жыл бұрын

Proper closed captioning would indeed be welcome.

@minerwaweasley1008

Жыл бұрын

@@ragnkja They will, they will. You have to wait a while, it does itself.

@ragnkja

Жыл бұрын

@@minerwaweasley1008 Good captions do not write themselves, and computer generated ones are too inaccurate to be of much use to me, because they’re just distracting instead of clarifying.

@ragnkja

Жыл бұрын

@@minerwaweasley1008 If you think good captions write themselves, try watching a speech-heavy video without sound, using only automatically generated captions.

@minerwaweasley1008

Жыл бұрын

@@ragnkja Good subtitles - of course no. Just like Google Translate will not give you a good translation. But for someone who reads English better than hears it, it is absolutely sufficient.

Padding makes sense to me, especially if you're doing active horseriding, or long distances. You NEED a comfy saddle with extra padding if you're going to cover hundreds of miles in a day on a motorbike, especially on bumpy roads. I guess that'd stand up for horse riding as well. I guess the chain mail is armour against the hard medieval saddle, as well. The core of it, really, is that you're not going to fight effectively if you're more focused on how sore and pinched your gentleman's area is.

@rhokesh4391

Жыл бұрын

Counterpoint: Western saddles do not usually have (a lot of) padding, and those were meant to be sat in all day (although mostly at a walk).

@alexk7973

Жыл бұрын

Also a lot of cavalry saddles from a time when there still were cavalry saddles weren‘t padded much and they are also meant for long distance riding. Then again, the riders didn‘t buy the equipment themselves in those days and the military didn‘t care that much about the rider‘s bum-comfort I guess. In medieval times when a knight was responsible for sourcing his own equipment I guess he would have been more attentive to his comforts.

Jason, you are by far my favourite history/medieval youtube guy. Always informational and enthusiastic. And you even get bonus points because even my girlfriend gets interested in medieval stuff just because of your horses :) *how's Ghost doing btw?

This man is responsible for some of my favourite childhood games. Now I’m once again being entertained by him as a gown ass man on KZread, so crazy. Brilliant.

Poor Ghost the horse looks like its having ancestral flashbacks of battle 😅

Ghost has a look in his eye like he's seen some stuff

That pony looks like he's seen things... terrifying things that he can't unsee...

I can picture the maille acting as thousands of tiny rockers. The ring edges touching the wood tree would probably sink in slightly, and then the entire surface would simply shift as one. It would also probably improve air flow to the area, which is very important to minimize chafing due to prolonged damp and pressure on sensitive areas. The more I think about the iron pants, the more sense they make! I wonder if they weren't written about because they were so ubiquitous and widely understood to be utterly essential that no one thought they would ever need to explain them! Edit: I wonder if they might have been economical to produce, at least occassionally, by utilizing pieces from larger maille garments which had been damaged beyond the point of full repair.

@cindyknudson2715

Жыл бұрын

👍

"If I ride in these and they're incredibly painful, I'm going to get off." *Jason* _this is a family program!_

every time you said "mail pants" I heard "male pants"

Beautiful shot with the horse in the field.

😂I simply could not ignore this notification for the simple fact that I have wondered what the ppl of these times wore for undergarments in battle before they had jock straps etc etc 😂😂 that and well face it that's quite the hilarious train of thought😂

Always great to seeyou post, especially this experimental archaeology. I have to say I first found you through that medieval food series, so when that Matpat "medieval food sucked" video popped up, part of me wanted a reaction to that from you as well.

Glad you wore them over your pants not under.😆 When I read the title I had a hard time imagining how it could possibly be comfortable, but wearing them on the outside instead of inside makes the world of difference.

And we all thought Pratchett was joking with Dwarves' chainmail underwear...

I did not realize those even existed:) Learning something new - thank you, Sir!!!

7:07 Ghosts looks directly into the camera.

Damn, Ghost is one scary looking horse, so aptly named.

My goodness. I never imagined such a thing. They make sense and are creative. Thank you for this.

balls of steel!

I read that as Chemical Underpants and was thoroughly confused.

Even with them on the outside, I still wouldn't have worn those. You are a braver man than I

Man in summer i hate even wearing any kind of long pants, I can't imagine adding mail to it, or wearing leather pants! The sweat would be unbearable.

YOU got me interested as soon as I saw the title ! but seriously ....any armour is sexy . al;though i would personally love to see you inside a suit of armour that TOTALLY encases you , with a codpiece added too.

Of course, we enjoyed seeing you! It’s been a bit of time since you appeared to educate us about medieval horses and armour and life. I can’t help but ask about the mule with no name. I think it’s been three years since the first video. I can’t believe you have left the poor animal without a name for this amount of time. Please let us know. We enjoy all your videos. And our only complaint is we would like them longer and more often. Thank you so much. And have a lovely day.

That golden hue to his white hair and his blue eyes, makes for a very handsome horse.

Landsknecht codpieces were the Magnum Opus for groin protection......great to see a new video.

@scouttyra

Жыл бұрын

And exaggeration! Some of them do look quite ridiculous to our modern eyes

You know who needs one of these? Johnny Knoxville. It might have prevented several dozen trips to hospital over the years.

8:10 "If I ride in these and they are incredibly painful, I'm going to get off." Alrighty then. I knew 'chainmail underpants' was going to be a gold mine.

at 3:10 "Undercrackers...". That's a new one for me.

That was a fantastic video, And I must say your horse Ghost is strikingly beautiful.

As Corporal Jones said, "they don't like it up em"

A beautiful horse. Never seen one with blue eyes before!

How very interesting! I saw Henry VIII’s suit of armor at Windsor and it was absolutely beautiful- silver with gold embellishments- but the codpiece made me blush. Perhaps it was of such a size as to accommodate chain mail panties? Probably it did inflate Henry’s ego a bit, too! 😂 Ghost is looking lovely, as always.

@scouttyra

Жыл бұрын

Codpieces were definitely exaggerated!

@markfergerson2145

Жыл бұрын

Much of the,uh, ornateness of codpieces was social posturing of course, but there’s some evidence they were necessitated by the spread of syphilis making tactile sensations painful.

How very interesting to learn about these Medieval wonder-pants! You really DO test your mettle, don’t you, Jason! Bravo! 😊

One of the guys I used to fight with had made himself a chainmail crotch voider, we called it his chainmail diaper! "And I'm wondering if it would chafe..." and my brain immediately pipes up, "Like the "Stay Dry" weave on a maxipad in the 90s? Gods, for your sake I hope not." Riding with that particular "protection" was pretty unpleasant before there were better options... And I used to need to pad most regular modern saddles because most saddles are too wide for my seatbones unless I was borrowing a kid's saddle. But you've got padding between your nether bits and the cheese grater :) Glad it worked out well. Might have to do some more chain mail work again!

You’re a brave man. Ready to risk great pain for knowledge and our entertainment.

beautiful dive into my favourite age period.. you, sir, are amazing. ghost is wonderful and got a lot of spirit, great horse. you are a medieval knight incarnate :)

@ModernKnight

Жыл бұрын

Thanks.

This doublet will one day fall off you by itself and travel on its own in an unknown direction. Are you sure you don't need a squire with a needle?

With Ghost rearing like that, he might need his own pair of metal undercrackers in a battle situation!

Hilarious to learn that Iron Pants were more comfortable :)

Undercrackers. New word for our repertoire

I'm having a hard time seeing your videos, I will rewatch them again after cataract surgery. I find them fascinating.

Jason: "What's this piece of mail armor for, and what does it protect?" Me, right away: "It's the balls isn't it?"

Rabelais informs us that Friar john of the Hashes was partial to thrusting his staff into the fundaments.

:D Chainmail underpants! Hilarious, but hey, who wouldn't want them, to keep sharp objects out of that space?

Ghost is very photogenic in the sunshine.

I mean with the benefit the hindsight, it makes sense that they were more comfortable, because part of the job of any mail/armour/protection is to spread the force of impact over a larger area of your body.

"...an area which I would thoroughly recommend you never get stabbed in" might be the funniest thing I've heard on KZread so far this year. Now I'm thinking that perhaps the iron undies were there to protect the knight from the saddle, and had nothing to do with combat!

@ModernKnight

2 ай бұрын

It was an unexpected result. I genuinely thought they'd be super uncomfortable!

Wow I needed that! Just ran into an insurmountable research block. And now have stopped feeling sorry for myself. Learning with laughter is just great!

That boy has some spring in his step...

What was that beautiful music at the end? I was stunned when it started - not at all what I expected to hear. As indeed was the video. Thanks for a fascinating account.

Don't forget your Bottle of Ballistol for your Iron Knickers

I love your horses Jason. You very obviously have a great relationship with them ❤️

You are a great inspiration for me for medieval content! Thank you for continuous stories! All the best!

I hereby declare this protective item the Bulget. For purely absurdist reasons of course.