Iron man: “Thor, Distract Thanos” Thor:

@theboy8534

4 жыл бұрын

It would b better if your pfp wasnt so terrible tbh

@israelmendez6630

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@esteban7u797

4 жыл бұрын

Xdxd

@idontknowagoodname3015

4 жыл бұрын

@@theboy8534 ikr smh

@eliasgamero5358

4 жыл бұрын

Jaja

Fred starts to shave at light speed NOW THIS IS POD RACING!

@ghzee2864

4 жыл бұрын

. . . .

@user-vs9oy2bx8u

3 жыл бұрын

🉐㊙️㊗️🈴🈵🈹🦠🧪🌡💊🚬🚬🔪🔪🔪🧨🧨🧨🔨🔨🔨🛑🛑🛑🛑 🇮🇱🇮🇱🇺🇳🇺🇳🏴‍☠️8️⃣3️⃣1️⃣2️⃣1️⃣0️⃣7️⃣4️⃣5️⃣3️⃣

@img4033

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-vs9oy2bx8u calm down

@benis60

2 жыл бұрын

@@img4033 Dont disturb him. Let the weird kid do his own thing

@Phoenix_8201

2 жыл бұрын

zoooooooooom

That is the most confident you’ll ever see someone be with a straight razor

@magnusdong8804

4 жыл бұрын

It doesn't have a blade bruh😅😂

@duketherat2062

3 жыл бұрын

@@magnusdong8804 shhh dont ruin the moment 🤣 it looks so good tho

@mohotafa6834

3 жыл бұрын

Are there any gay razors out there?

@Vlox.

3 жыл бұрын

@@mohotafa6834 Never make a joke in ur life ever again.

@DanTraa

3 жыл бұрын

@@mohotafa6834 true

I guess people should also notice the fact that he puts a star wars quote in every video description

@melo1990

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah he loves Star Wars. Plus his intro is "Hello there" from episode 3.

@Tyler-rk4ib

3 жыл бұрын

@@melo1990 seems he is just a prequel fanboy

@ShiNoNaiHasu

3 жыл бұрын

An look who pointed it out

@wanderelric97

3 жыл бұрын

@@Tyler-rk4ib but hello there first was used in OT . also what he wrote in discription is yoda's line from return of the jedi

@wanderelric97

3 жыл бұрын

@@Tyler-rk4ib what i'm tryin to say is he's a star wars fan . Not just prequels .

Fred’s barber shop: >closes at 8 Customer: >walks in at 7:59 Fred:

@bonorange4370

4 жыл бұрын

Best comment I’ve seen all night. 😂

@skoimeboi9540

4 жыл бұрын

@@bonorange4370 Same here. 😂

@8names311

4 жыл бұрын

*HYPERVENTILATION INTENSIFIES*

@rstcoldrice5990

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂🦹🏿‍♂️🦹🏿‍♂️🦹🏿‍♂️

@rstcoldrice5990

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

7:25 he sacrificed his hand for the sake of giving us tingles.. what a legend

@stephenrankin47

4 жыл бұрын

TheUnknown64 he is a good man

@akatsuki4724

4 жыл бұрын

He shouldve gone for the head

@lordtabaro302

4 жыл бұрын

@@akatsuki4724 He did go for the head. What the story didm't tell you, was that he's the reason Thanos did what he did. Thanos just wanted his hair back, but the stones didn't work right : /

This man can make me sleep longer than Captain America

@lanahanks1630

3 жыл бұрын

Facts

@deputyzen834

3 жыл бұрын

He was a steve rogers in his old vids

@shayen2658

2 жыл бұрын

U mean thor?

@TribeMan.

2 жыл бұрын

😆🤣

6:30 Me: please don’t ruin your microphone. 7:25 Me: oh thank God

"Impressive." Five minutes more passes by. "Most Impressive."

@bhreload1911

4 жыл бұрын

Ok

@liambaker6115

4 жыл бұрын

But you are not a jedi yet 🙂

@michiellugthart7452

4 жыл бұрын

@@bhreload1911 its matt himself! 👀

@thanos5149

4 жыл бұрын

^^ 😂 To the guys that missed the joke its a reference from Mulan

@um2270

4 жыл бұрын

Pass not passes

Fred's razor be like: *I am razor and my name is Speed*

@levi139

4 жыл бұрын

lmao

@nikitachernyak318

4 жыл бұрын

Super speeeeeed

@nickxdlol5743

4 жыл бұрын

One sec bruv I see you on every asmr

@johnmivule-novabow8143

4 жыл бұрын

@@nickxdlol5743 I guess I'm the new JUSTIN y of ASMR, idk

@levi139

4 жыл бұрын

@@johnmivule-novabow8143 yes

6:05 best part of the vid

@baky5372

3 жыл бұрын

Big facts

@freakingerror1037

3 жыл бұрын

hell no

@capuchinochino8229

3 жыл бұрын

False, the whole video is the best part.

@jose.p1527

3 жыл бұрын

agreed

@Dontay

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed 🤝

towel sounds 3:09 12:31 14:04 24:37

@weeltii

Жыл бұрын

and 26:26

Waiting for the day I don’t see anymore “Thor” comments or references.

@guitarsteven

4 жыл бұрын

Same here Mr Freeman.

@Fullmetalnyuu0

4 жыл бұрын

Funny enough, yours is the only one ive seen so far

@haxzaw8550

4 жыл бұрын

Xxxmorganfreeman

@dorianmelrath6735

4 жыл бұрын

XXX morgantacian

@anthnylder8136

4 жыл бұрын

lil freeman

Fred's aggression is so high in this video, I started watching it with a full head of hair and now I'm bald.

@JailynSoTalkative

4 жыл бұрын

LMAO 💀

@kelseykramer1783

4 жыл бұрын

Seen this comment on another vid of his. Tsk tsk tsk.

@Fecal_Eruptions

4 жыл бұрын

@@kelseykramer1783 the joke is original for me, that's all that matters :p it's not particularly clever, so it doesn't surprise me you've seen it before on a video with the same theme.

@heiljesus511

4 жыл бұрын

Dumbass vsco bitch

@47RoninGaming

4 жыл бұрын

@@heiljesus511 you get KZread in jail?

At 24:32 I thought he was gunna do some dope ass magic trick and make the mic dissapear. I was prepared to be amazed and jump off my seat and start screaming.

@tranxvillanueva1092

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@ervinase9661

3 жыл бұрын

Congrats you made me laugh 😂

@cadenkimbrell3832

3 жыл бұрын

this is funny doe

@goofyjackjack8725

2 жыл бұрын

When

yall ever sit there n be like “damn i wish i thought of that comment”.

@samkurusu3384

3 жыл бұрын

We all do, Meliodas - Sama.

@JeremiahRiley

3 жыл бұрын

Lol Fr

@calvinjames5027

3 жыл бұрын

All the time

@calvinjames5027

3 жыл бұрын

It’s a burden we all have to carry

@Crazy-pw7ou

3 жыл бұрын

Damn I wish I thought of what you thought of

28:06 that new technique is a killerrrr

Netflix: "are you still watching?" me and someone's daughter: 17:25

@afrodisiac2181

4 жыл бұрын

Haha those are sex sounds, that's funny

@jhouse453u

4 жыл бұрын

This comment should have more likes

@erlik420

4 жыл бұрын

Very underrated man

@ally1527

4 жыл бұрын

Please like his comment 😂😂😂 Plz

@posideonsheir6231

4 жыл бұрын

69 likes, nice.

24:04 Fred fencing with the mic wielding a brush .......nice one

@falaimamoe_8167

3 жыл бұрын

True

The auto focus on the camera is having one hell of a time

@TheIanarakawa

3 жыл бұрын

Gold tier comment for a golden doughnut

@itsratz9331

3 жыл бұрын

Fred: To fast 4 you

@meowmeowmeowwww_

3 жыл бұрын

underrated

@deah7690

3 жыл бұрын

Ka-kayoin.....

He took advantage of each object to the maximum and achieved incredible sounds, I take off my hat

Thor, God of the asmr

@sithgaming2822

3 жыл бұрын

Yassssss

@sithgaming2822

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@dudbolos8714

3 жыл бұрын

É br ctz

@sadgamess

3 жыл бұрын

Somos br

@joaopedrosilveira3369

3 жыл бұрын

@@dudbolos8714 kkkkk sim

Mom:what you doing son Me:getting a fresh cut from Thor

@gasconeti2088

3 жыл бұрын

69 likes, nice

@mariac.cruzrojas4458

3 жыл бұрын

Mom: 👁️👄👁️

I never thought I’d see the day where a MICROPHONE could get a fresh fade before I could🤔

This is the first time I've ever seen a man shave his hand, and with a razor nonetheless. I must say I'm impressed by the guts and the lack of cuts

@MaximumBoolin

4 жыл бұрын

Guarantee you he has shaved his nuts before. Shaving hands pales in comparison to the terror of cutting your nutsack :(

@TmOnlineMapper

4 жыл бұрын

A little bird told me pretty sure there was no blade.

@fatmario8244

4 жыл бұрын

Maximum Boolin, the screams of pain begging to escape from my skull, that I got from reading this comment, are so massive and loud I think my head is going to explode from holding them inside.

@shinsukecorbin425

4 жыл бұрын

Probably had a dull blade🤷🏽‍♂️

@billzoasmr3892

4 жыл бұрын

that's funny

He doesnt look like Chris Hemsworth Chris Hemsworth looks like him

@agustinravalli4070

4 жыл бұрын

no, HE IS CHRIS HEMSWORTH

@andyhernandez6136

4 жыл бұрын

They both look like Thor

@zixuany8533

4 жыл бұрын

TSUKUNE they are twins

@Zarniee

4 жыл бұрын

I clicked on this because of chris Hemsworth

@Cactus2734

4 жыл бұрын

@@zixuany8533 I might believe that

The effort he puts in, GREAT!

Unlike all Asmr's, this one made me relax!👍🏻❤️ Thank you!!

this is the second most manly thing i have ever seen besides shrek

The video starts: “My name is Fred Voices, and I have the fastest shave alive

@JakeyBoy8168-ky1rc

4 жыл бұрын

Oh he is not the fastest alive he needs to get faster I mean think of what speed Reverse Voices can shave

@carliecichielo637

4 жыл бұрын

Sweeney Todd is quaking 😂

@phantomzero99

4 жыл бұрын

@@JakeyBoy8168-ky1rc "I'm the fastest shave alive until a new villain appears, then I'm not the fastest, and then I'm suddenly faster because why not."

@canweget300subscribeswitht2

4 жыл бұрын

@@phantomzero99 smh you spoiled all flash series

@vvs5665

4 жыл бұрын

Never forget I am the fastest man alive

This lighting is EVERYTHING

seu asmr é simplesmente perfeito!!! nasceu pra isso

I'm starting to think that Fred is an actual barber judging by the amount of barber themed videos he's made

@metalgod2012

4 жыл бұрын

Nope, he just takes care of his awesome beard

@dartnap

4 жыл бұрын

I think it to

@dearestterror5234

4 жыл бұрын

If you noticed they bring in the most views on his channel

@nathanielbaldevino5364

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe he's practicing for his barber licensure exam 😂

@floatingsharko7795

4 жыл бұрын

Noble 6 he may have been a barber when he was younger

That smokey effect in the background looks rlly cool

@danielwinchester4759

4 жыл бұрын

Smokey effect? Are you sure that's not a black curtain? Edit : Oh, wait I saw it. Never mind. Re-edit : * I see it. *

@temperizz

4 жыл бұрын

Aye, that's why he was so fast, needed to finish the video because his kitchen was burning down

@Elkae

4 жыл бұрын

The steam from the hot towel 🔥 His props are legit 👌

@loganneal1738

4 жыл бұрын

Daniel Winchester you know u can delete what u said and fix it instead of saying “Edit:” every time lol

@JailynSoTalkative

4 жыл бұрын

Yes!! I started to wonder for a second if he lit up some incense and I just completely missed it 😅

I like these ultra fast videos. The sound changes after a few seconds so its more relaxing. If I hear the same sound after several minutes my attention drifts from the ASMR and I'm awake again

Aqua Man in his spare time likes to reenact his barber days, giving his clients a nice shave. ☺ I love it 🙌🏾

@sanseleskeleto3214

2 жыл бұрын

Not is thor

@nathanirlam3159

2 жыл бұрын

Not its fred

That microphone will be bald forever.

@stephenrankin47

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@asifur3958

4 жыл бұрын

🤣😂👌

@miikanybacka76

4 жыл бұрын

Its baldboy

@user-vs9oy2bx8u

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha xd😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Abdullah_al-Shadhili

3 жыл бұрын

R.I.PIECE

Girls Father: So what are your intentions with my daughter? Me: 17:30

@helenrapoza2420

4 жыл бұрын

🐖 haha

@koala4230

4 жыл бұрын

Haha grineren

@abcdefg-im8ic

4 жыл бұрын

lmao

@JailynSoTalkative

4 жыл бұрын

💀💀💀💀

@doubleawakeel7214

4 жыл бұрын

Oh nooo😂

Can we just appreciate how good this video is?

Fred I’m so glad you care about your viewers you made me get through another night

You know what? I think he'll make a pretty good barber.

@salla6031

4 жыл бұрын

CJ Well at least he is fast :D

I didn’t think that it would be possible for tingles to run all the way from your spine to your toes but this video proves me wrong

its amazing how much he does for the relaxation of us he is truly amazing

Bro Your Hardwork Is Insane👍

21:03 Look at the microphone

@sansundertale8054

4 жыл бұрын

Magic

@09TYPER

4 жыл бұрын

it happens a lot (for ex 08:12).related with focusing i think

@mking2886

4 жыл бұрын

Genjutsu

@Robin-vl6lh

4 жыл бұрын

Thats funking genjutsu of Tsunade 😂😂

@slapy9292

4 жыл бұрын

ok boomer

Gracias Thor , me ayudaste a dormir ❤️👊🏼

@paolaordonez8666

4 жыл бұрын

No speak spanish

@paolaordonez8666

4 жыл бұрын

Nah mentira si hablo español xd hola✌

@KarinCede

4 жыл бұрын

Otra Latina reportandose por aqui👀

@fabian1185

4 жыл бұрын

Latino :)

@marioalberto5303

4 жыл бұрын

Jajaja hola 👋🏼

Fred: wiping my head with a paintbrush Me: dUdE wTf

When your bald but you don’t wanna miss the experience:

23:07 - 23:30 were my favorite sounds in this video :)

I've never felt so relaxed watching someone take a razor blade to their wrists...

@finesse4848

4 жыл бұрын

I was cringing the whole time he was shaving

@zkgarage1939

4 жыл бұрын

💀💀

@photolover95

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂💀💀💀 Tbh tho there might not have been an actual blade in that. They are made so you can replace the razor blade after every use.

@jail_revive1833

3 жыл бұрын

PopeBarley I did not at it like that but like same

@nathanschmidtke5901

3 жыл бұрын

I become arroused

Told myself "wtf am i watching?" about 10 times throughout the vid, and then somehow im now at the end

*We need a haircut during quarantine and a microphone is getting one by thor*

Por el día es thor, por las noches sube asmr.

@VV-or8xf

4 жыл бұрын

Vaya cara de mala hostia tiene

@VV-or8xf

4 жыл бұрын

Y los fines de semana es Yisucraist

@thacrazynaco666

4 жыл бұрын

Te mamaste

@luisrobles5197

4 жыл бұрын

Irá pues

@neukln1488

4 жыл бұрын

Deutsch bitte

he protecc he attacc But most importantly he puts tingles on my bacc

@discord_mod

4 жыл бұрын

@GazB85 welcome to youtube's coment section

@chiddly6878

4 жыл бұрын

why people so angry like bro just listen to hemsworth give u a shave and sleep or something

I love this keep on doing what you’re doing it’s awesome

The smoke machine in the back was a nice touch

Ah, theres nothing like trying to drink a cherry coke while laying down at 2am on a tuesday while being shaved aggressively by thor

@crow7676

3 жыл бұрын

ngl shit sounds good

1:16 paint me like one of your french _curls_

@hankhill9999

4 жыл бұрын

GORLS (°¿°)

@namehere6102

4 жыл бұрын

@@hankhill9999 yes but like curls cz hair and stuff (I do realize it's facial hair)

@occifur9351

4 жыл бұрын

Stop with the french we love your country and we love your language

@TheTaxburden

4 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@ShadowCompagny

4 жыл бұрын

Dark_Thais Gaming hahaha le prend pas mal hein 😅

Woww....that was amazing!!! Great asmr.. i loved 💞💞💞💞

By far the most GODLY ASMR video I’ve encountered 😇 💈

I read the title as a “Haircut” so the entire time I kept wondering “He’s been shaving for awhile. When’s he gonna cut my hair?” 😂

@jasonbartola6046

4 жыл бұрын

CamTheDestroyer shut the fuck up omg you’d have to have the mental capacity of a fucking 2 year old to misread the title that badly. Go take your fake ass comment, and your attention seeking mindset somewhere else

@buckomills785

4 жыл бұрын

Syn xHeart woah why so hostile

@ASMRbykateandcass

4 жыл бұрын

@CamTheDestroyer honestly same 😂😂💀

@retropedro222

4 жыл бұрын

Syn xHeart you know you can get tampons for your period, right?

@theplayer2545

4 жыл бұрын

@@jasonbartola6046 jeez relax he did nothing to you 😐

Ok this was Wonderful 🥰 *Watched the entire video and now re-watching* ❤️❤️❤️

thank you man, because you i can sleep so comfortable

Vikings: thunder is thor stiking his hammer to anvils Thor : lets see what this does to them

Honestly... I would love an entire video of the apron sound 🙌🏻👌🏻😴

Fred was shaving so fast, I think he cut me through the screen 😂 Wonderful video by the way Fred. Love all of the snip snip snips ✂️✂️✂️👍

@The_Real_JN

4 жыл бұрын

I think you mean shaves shaves shaves

@edwardhall7673

4 жыл бұрын

I meant that 😂😂😂

@brendanmcpherson923

4 жыл бұрын

just slow the video down

@grumpytoilet4449

4 жыл бұрын

Snip snip snip that foreskin pal

Perfect video

Deberías algún día disfrazarte de Thor y hacer un ASMR sería lo más épico😎👌

@temmie4719

3 жыл бұрын

Jajajja la verdad

@Hugo-pj6pe

3 жыл бұрын

Sis Bv

@kitkatky

2 жыл бұрын

YES HE SHOULD!

Ahh this is perfection! I always end up nodding off during haircuts due to these amazing pampering sounds 🤤

Really relaxing! well done, Fred!

カッコいいし、いい音だし 即チャンネル登録。

Never gets old

Still waiting for the "You are finally awake" roleplay

@mechasonic868

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh. He DOES look like Ralof. LMAO!

@benjamincook3901

4 жыл бұрын

MelonDive I thought of Doc Mitchell actually lol

@dorianmelrath6735

4 жыл бұрын

@@benjamincook3901 wait did you say mentats ? SNORRRRRRRTTTT also I always wondered , thereticly , could you get an addiction to fixer ?

@skirowx8709

4 жыл бұрын

Dorian Melrath that’s a forbidden question to ask

@dorianmelrath6735

4 жыл бұрын

@@skirowx8709 but could you ?

The speed is strong within you. Slow down you must. Tingles overload I have.

@jasonbartola6046

4 жыл бұрын

MattPKai terrible Yoda accent, you have. Comment how shitty it is, I must

@MrMerxes

4 жыл бұрын

Syn xHeart Yawn in Yoda

@dj.m682

4 жыл бұрын

Have sexual relations with the younglings I did not, innocent I am.

@chiddly6878

4 жыл бұрын

testifying they are, 20 years I got

@ethanshadid9978

4 жыл бұрын

big men in prison there are Made me their bitch they did

Congrulations for 700.000 subs bro!!!😀✨

Yo shaving your hand was a great touch for the audio. This channel really goes all out.

I love how he gets so involved in the role. Pretty awesome asmr artist. He's one of the best 👍.

Perfect timing. I was about to take a nap then i get a notification for this. Amazing. 😂👌

The part with the shaving cream is arguably the best part

O Thor agora é KZreadr e faz asmr, OMG

@cawkitrax1156

3 жыл бұрын

Sí

@regender597

3 жыл бұрын

Br?

@misticoblack6309

3 жыл бұрын

@@regender597 Eu tbmm

@regender597

3 жыл бұрын

@@misticoblack6309 opa fala fiote

I like how energetic this guy is.

Everybody says Look it's thor haha But nobody says: Thor ... And how are you?

@doctorchaotic3415

4 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@matai_ayur9369

4 жыл бұрын

69, Nice

@aldeano-p1j434

4 жыл бұрын

He see really sad

@leopetrov5061

3 жыл бұрын

kooga boo u gay

@feliv4532

3 жыл бұрын

F UnU

Everytime I watch it, I will fall asleep like 50 seconds. I really enjoyed it very much

5:18 is my fav

Brodie really gave me the cleanest shave of my life and I wasn’t even there bruh

Towel part was so relaxing.

Excellent asmr

19:35 onwards the good part begins

@daklol6656

4 жыл бұрын

*t h a n k*

@shumaatiqunnassa4123

4 жыл бұрын

*y o u*

@deltaking5116

4 жыл бұрын

@@shumaatiqunnassa4123 I :D

@eljhd2246

3 жыл бұрын

*M A C A R O N E*

Drax after seeing Fred work that razor: “He isn’t a dude you’re a dude.......this.......this is a man.........an asmr man....”

Don’t care if I’m a woman. I’ll enjoy this manly asmr XD

I go to sleep watching a video and I wake up to Thor’s stunt double giving me a fresh shave

I got so many tingles that I am numb

I could never have the confidence to shave as fast as this man did without cutting himself

@seventhdeadlysin3168

4 жыл бұрын

The Trikster he’s got a lot of barbershop themed so he’s got some practice

You’re a legend

Perfect

These are the best one's

This was really relaxing well done

Chris Hemsworth doing a fine job being an amsrtist

@lloydbg778

4 жыл бұрын

@Serpentine Sausage you stfu stupid crap

@keeganphillips547

4 жыл бұрын

@Serpentine Sausage yeah you stupid crap 😑

@bxgakurr4532

4 жыл бұрын

Keegan Harley Hello adventurer, my name is willy boy. I’m here to collect your donations

@monolog4527

4 жыл бұрын

Serpentine Sausage STOP IT YOU LITTLE CRAP

Ironman: go kill Thanos !!! Thor: ASMR Sleep !!!! Thanos: zzzzz😴

Fred, GOD OF ASMR!🎙😌