DUDE THE FIRST ONE IS CRAZY

@FireWolfPlaysVR

4 ай бұрын

Crazy? I was crazy once.

@you_are_being_judged

4 ай бұрын

​@@FireWolfPlaysVRthey put me in a room

@derekthechangeling5118

4 ай бұрын

​@@you_are_being_judgeda room full of rats.

@Godzillafan1984

4 ай бұрын

@@FireWolfPlaysVR 🤨

@FireWolfPlaysVR

4 ай бұрын

@@you_are_being_judged a rubber room.

0:01 Lore accurate Atreus 😭🙏

@soulcyclone360

4 ай бұрын

He found out about the red orbs

@shepper250067

4 ай бұрын

Nah lore accurate Loki would be he converting into a She-wolf and getting impregnated by a Male one

@isaiah7139

4 ай бұрын

​@@shepper250067 nah lore accurate loki would actually be a horse 😂

@djentity303

3 ай бұрын

@@isaiah7139 I don’t get it but I want to

@isaiah7139

3 ай бұрын

@@djentity303 allow me to break it down bro Loki (God of Mischief) during his time in Asgard got himself involved in a bet between Odin and some builder with a horse named Svaðilfari. The bet was that if the builder was able to build a fortification for Asgard within 3 seasons he'd be promised to have Odin's wife Freyja, the sun, and the moon. (Keep in mind the builder's horse Svaðilfari is a male horse) Now during the middle of building the fortifications, Loki would devise a plan to slow him down and lose the bet by shapeshifting into a female horse to distract Svarðilfari. As a female horse he seduced Svarðilfari and Svarðilfari got him pregnant in his horse form. This whole ordeal from what I believe made the builder lose the bet but Loki ended up giving birth to a 8 legged horse named Sleipnir and Sleipnir was given to Odin to be his personal steed

0:55 So glad this actually happened

0:00 NOO!!! DON'T GIVE THEM IDEAS!!!

@alehandroarries6995

4 ай бұрын

Well they still need to add Hel and Sleipnir

@beastmaster0934

4 ай бұрын

@@alehandroarries6995 For Slep, they’re probably gonna do what they did for Jormungandr and Fenrir and have Atreus stuff a giant’s soul into a horse foal or something. As for Hel. Well, she’ll be created the old fashioned way if you catch my drift 👉👌

@alehandroarries6995

4 ай бұрын

@@beastmaster0934 😌 they definately will

Given what atreus is supposed to be in norse mythology, sleeping with female wolves is the least of the things you should be concerned about... *glances at Sleipnir*

@Outlaw7263

4 ай бұрын

Kratos: How did you get this horse? Atreus: ....don't ask Kratos: Atreus.... Atreus: Trust me on this... don't ask....

@user-pv7sp3hn3k

4 ай бұрын

​@@Outlaw7263‏‪0:56‬‏

@mcrain1283

4 ай бұрын

cant blame him for the wolves tho...

@Dutchh_Van_der_Linde

4 ай бұрын

​@@mcrain1283 wtf

@overwatchpronstars3277

4 ай бұрын

​@@mcrain1283 🗿

0:02 *100 yard stare intensifys*

7:30 "Lower your expectations, and tou will never be dissapointed" - Kratos (GOW 2018)

@4:27 Tyr: i have one last weapon to show you. Kratos: where did you ge that? Tyr: *i visited asia* Lol

@Lex_Nocturna

4 ай бұрын

La chancla is from Mexico

@Mexicandyl9702

4 ай бұрын

And Japan got wooden chanclas

01:35 Which head? Mimir, without debate. Honestly, having an hour of one-on-one time with the smartest man alive would be a boon in 90% of potential scenarios.

0:57 Valhalla answered most of this question

1:46 bro this is wild 😶😶

“With the way this series is going, I expect Kratos to eventually crucify Jesus.” Me, and literally everyone else in existence: Uh, No.

@YesImRamil

4 ай бұрын

Um, Yes we do.

@RoundtableKnightVyke878

4 ай бұрын

@@YesImRamil He would severely fail. Kratos would try to attack but Jesus wouldn’t even let him think about it.

@Codi1378

4 ай бұрын

@@RoundtableKnightVyke878 gods in gow series always get severely nerfed

@RoundtableKnightVyke878

4 ай бұрын

@@Codi1378 No, they don’t.

@Codi1378

4 ай бұрын

@@RoundtableKnightVyke878 mythology zeus whould one shot kratos into the shadow relm

3:00 yeah…Odin got off way too easy.

14:49 Me: "... Adopt me." Kratos: "No." Atreus: "Who the fuck even are you?"

0:11 Welp, Kratos better start prayin. Like god'll save him.

@soulcyclone360

4 ай бұрын

MCU Thor is a joke among the Thor's of Marvel

Sees first *back-dashes out of existence*

Surtr: I will not help you guys Also Surtr when he sees the Blades of Chaos: you son of a (female dog), I’m in.

Thats some real loki lore right there

That one about what Kratos would say to his younger self aged like fine Greek wine.

25:16 i guess the guy who made that meme dosen't know that Kratos is the god of strength in greek mythology.

I mean, Kratos is voiced by a black man who's almost built like him.

Atreus can turn ito a wolf😴 Realizes the two wolves pulling sled are female.... 😬 Remembering that Norse Mythology had Loki as the parent of a couple of creatures in norse mythology 😨

@CDW123

4 ай бұрын

Such as… a giant wolf.

@leduncanappel4234

4 ай бұрын

@@CDW123and a horse

@CDW123

4 ай бұрын

@@leduncanappel4234 oh yeah, Slepnir, Odin’s horse

29:52 they don't know that Olympus will get doobied

1:47 that was so stupid joke

18:21 - Actually, it is not only about GOW games series. One of the reasons why people think like that about Hades is Disney's "Hercules"

21:52 I know the feeling. The first time I learned about L3 and R3 was when I was playing this Transformers game on PS3 and you had to press L3 to transform. I almost traded the game in until the GameStop employee told me what it was. I traded the game at a later date because I ended up not really liking it.

@HIM.622

4 ай бұрын

I thought I had to press R1 and R2 and L1 or L2 at the same time to activate L3 + R3

0:37 Helios:FEEL THE POWER OF THE SUN!

doing side quests create even more side-quests. I know this pain

Thanos one is hilarous 😂

9:12 *“Kratas and boi”* 💀💀💀 17:34 Theory: Kratos needs his rage and adrenaline for his feats of super strength which is especially hard for him to get now that he is old and has mellowed out, hence the struggle to open chests

@MamaLugi32

4 ай бұрын

You gettin' old? 🗿

@immagical7036

4 ай бұрын

@@MamaLugi32 we all are

@thundergoblin2828

3 ай бұрын

He has always struggled to open chests

About to play god of war while watching this, wish me luck for my Brain cells.

9:53 the Olympian gods lost half of their iq after Athena's death that's why

Set: Wassup hey Kratos do you want to take down some more evil gods together? Kratos: Hell yeah!

"Thor: This is the man that faced down Sigrun the Valkyrie Queen?" "Me who still hasn't been able to beat her after four years:" I truly don't understand how some people can just do her Hitless and on Give me God of War difficulty, I mean you all are cracked man.

@MegaMew204

4 ай бұрын

Not only that, NG+ Give Me God Of War. Much Harder

The first one is especially troubling given Greek *and* Norse mythology.

First one wild 👀💀

52:58 WHERE’S DARTH MAUL YOU SON OF A-

Mythologicaly speaking a GOW game in Egypt would be a little boring as all of the Egyptian gods are benevolent and would have no quarrels with Kratos unless he gave them a reason

1:40

7:25 "When I require your council, I will ask for it."

1:00 them we r like Damm we don't need to imagine we know

1:47 crazy

1:03 if Kratos met and had a conversation with his younger self, he would probably say something along the lines of: "What can I say to you? I remember how it felt to take that throne. All that it meant and all that it did not. A God of war. God of pain, of suffering, of destruction. The Norns said I chase redemption that I know I can never deserve. What does that make me? God of fools. A God of... Hope. "When all else is lost". You lost everything. And everyone. you became... There is no forgiving you. You chose... I chose. What now? Should I, the same man, should I sit? take? proclaim? lead? place myself in service? In service. Should I lose everything and everyone, there's to be enough left inside so that I do not become you? I do not know. But I have... hope. You are cruel and arrogant and selfish. But you are more than that. You have always been more than what others saw. You are more than that." That's just personally what I would think.

16:18 “I just wanna talk to him”

I’m so glad they added a miracle of sound reference because their GOW songs are top tier and so is pretty much all of their music and they are one of my top 5 favorite bands

10:52 kratos is 6'4 faye is 6'2

Bro GOW vs Overlord would be so epic!!

funny 0:23 considering kratos is actually B**** but because of the curse his body has the dust of his wife and daughter.

1:39 mimir because of his commentary

0:00 *Nah Kratos gonna be a different type of grandfather 😭😭*

11:00 Oh i can hear that roar very clear 😂

0:22 Kratos skin was tan-brown before

1:02 In dlc, it's confirmed that old kratos will criticize young kratos for his actions.

YOU CAN PETTHE WOLVES

13:27 Because its not safe for a " mOdErn auDiEncE ".

2:04 jotuns magic protected them from any approach from outside. Fumblwinter weakened it and let Odin locate and send Thor to em

Odin spent three winters mentally preparing himself.

Kratos: thanos where’s my son Thanos:umm I can’t expla…

10:00 they were dealing with the other Titans climbing mount Olympus

2:01 Because they know old kratos would have chopped both there heads of in the first minute

9:50 at the news that Heimdall was dead, he spoke to Hrist and Mist -- that's who those two were. Ever the cold and apathetic strategist, he obviously positioned them in the right place at the best opportune moment to grind all of Kratos & Friends' efforts to a halt. He knew that Surtr would have to come there to transform into Ragnarok -- while he may not have intended for Atreus to be there (notice how Hrist & Mist hardly ever focused on attacking Atreus), he knew one thing for sure -- if Kratos died in that location, and Gjallarhorn recovered from his body, then Kratos & Friends would lose access to the only ticket into Asgard they currently possessed. In addition, it's possible that Odin could in theory keep Ragnarok in stasis indefinitely -- for he could only be activated by Gjallarhorn. Smart, tbh... and makes complete sense, considering the situation then and leading up to Surtr's transformation.

I think Kratos would have won anyways 10:01

Ignoring the 100+ inaccuracies skin color is where the line is drawn eh😂😂😂oh yeah catra and hordak do not deserve redemption😂😂😂😂

1:00 Valhalla showed basically what would happen

That Thanatos theory is craaaazy

2:46 *Insert GOW 3 Circle burns and spinning above their head*

2:02 yes, atraos broke the protection spell when he was a bear.

Atreus become suddenly suspicious 😂

13:45 “I will take everything from you as u did me”

1:29 That's Zeus💀The man who makes it a mission to get laid around the clock and dropped kids around in three digits💀💀Who knew he'd have other children eh

7:00 Me give the report card to my dad My dad: BOY!!!

20:06 Yup. Totally me.

0:55 We now know thanks to Valhalla 2:02 [inhales] Is h-

4:44 All of fans cop the Blades Of Violatio-I mean Chaos

1:47 NAHH 😭💀

Maybe its literally the worst depiction of Thor you've ever seen but thats literally the closest how he should look.

0.30 secounds better then my friend he sat there for a day and half

4:11 thats true he is i think like 1055

Considering that Kratos is greek I bet he f*cked weirder things back in the day

32:25 OMGOW the Tatow is enharitabill to sam extend

1:01 that technically happened

11:35 that really hurt

In gow ragnarok freya did say that wolf fur was matted 😏

7:56 I don’t have that problem I got gow 1 and 2 on my play station vita

0:19 Kratos is Greek, why are people putting him alongside the none human (but possibly black) characters when he is human himself?

1:55 bruh freya solos cuz Faye is ducking dead

4:48 one is curse to make you remember one is gift to remember

14:48 "What are your thoughts on Kykeon? Do you think they should prescribe or sell it in drug markets?"

55:23 Wild 💀

7:38 pick flowers

2:14 nah brooo

1:37 mimer duh

8:13 the disrespect towards hercules..💀

I have actually Defeated Sigrun and it took me ages

Dw bro,the berserkers are in the sword

Bought ragnarök a week ago when i saw Thor for the first time i thought it was caseoh 😂

1:44 that's fucked 💀

Jesus Christ I’m couple minutes in and just realized it’s an hour long!!!

52:54 who is the character on the far left?

*God of War is a meme goldmine* It’s glorious…