"He was speeding peacefully and then a wild curb attacked him". LMFAO

"Did you see that, he was using the blinker, which means he's an imposter because real BMW driver would never do that," 😂 You are one talented comedian. Never fail to laugh at these!

@AVCH

4 ай бұрын

Glad you enjoyed, thank you so much. 😁

How in the hell do you remain so calm and humerous? I'm yelling and swearing at these idiots. Dude, you got patience.

@timheller8475

4 ай бұрын

I've herd that only Doctors have patience😁

@AVCH

4 ай бұрын

That depends but yeah, i have some. 😁

@Ducky69247

4 ай бұрын

@@timheller8475 yes, much like only animals have herd. Or your arm has a humerus.

@timheller8475

4 ай бұрын

@@Ducky69247 😂

This is why i love my Honda. It will run forever, but if I get a pole position, another one is affordable. 😊

@twotonepatek

4 ай бұрын

yeah, you just need to survive said pole position lol (I don't wish u harm btw)

@toupac3195

4 ай бұрын

@@twotonepatek well played. Poles are a quick stop to momentum. The thought is scary.... BMW drivers are worse tho. 😁

@WillyMesserschmitt1

4 ай бұрын

Did you got it riced to the max?

@AVCH

4 ай бұрын

If you know what are you doing even with a bimmer you can`t get a pole position. 😁

@g.w.7893

3 ай бұрын

Lame

Sweet it's that time of week again!

@AVCH

4 ай бұрын

Yep 😁

Exclusive BMW parking spot, between the train track and the barrier! Perfect!

@AVCH

4 ай бұрын

BMW just introduced it 😁

Appreciate for the upload, keep them coming! 👍

@AVCH

4 ай бұрын

Thanks, will do! :D

VIP section for a free bumper removal. You are brilliant. Love from Canada

@AVCH

4 ай бұрын

VIP treatment all the way 😂

Misunderstood creatures Beemers are 😂

@AVCH

4 ай бұрын

But we love them 😁

I'm always delighted to see a new video.

@AVCH

4 ай бұрын

Happy to hear that, thank you for watching. :)

I love your commentary keep up the great work

@AVCH

2 ай бұрын

Will do, thank you! :)

I think in some of these videos BMW means Broke My Wheels. Lol 😂

@AVCH

4 ай бұрын

Yeah, it really does. 😂

loved it keep it up :)

@AVCH

4 ай бұрын

Thank you! Will do!

4:39 you made my day 🤣

@AVCH

4 ай бұрын

Glad to hear that! 😁

Such a good time, and a lot of laughs. This video was great, and your comments made it even better 😂😂😂❤❤❤

@AVCH

4 ай бұрын

You're the best! 😁

@MoniqueDamphousse73

4 ай бұрын

@@AVCH You are 💖💖💖

@AVCH

4 ай бұрын

@@MoniqueDamphousse73 😁💖

Your commentary is hilarious 🤘💯😂❤️

@AVCH

3 ай бұрын

Thank you, glad you enjoyed! 😂

Smiling again! Thank you!

@AVCH

4 ай бұрын

Our pleasure! 😁

Yeah, I love an Avch day.

@AVCH

4 ай бұрын

Thanks! Happy to hear that.😁

Watching this video really makes me question humans. Wow!! 😮😮😮

@AVCH

4 ай бұрын

Yeah 😁

@kaerscarface

3 ай бұрын

The roads would be so much safer, for the BMW drivers, if peasants wasnt allowed on the roads....

@AVCH

3 ай бұрын

@@kaerscarface And also if these BMW drivers learned how to drive a little bit.

@kaerscarface

3 ай бұрын

@@AVCH The problem isn't really the BMW drivers, It's the peasents not giving way....😒

Why do I see Arnold Schwarzenegger infront of my, screaming, everytim the moderator shouts "PAUAAAR" XD

Damn those wild curbs!

@AVCH

4 ай бұрын

Those curbs like to crash into BMWs a lot for some reason.

😂😂😂😂loved the car with the spikes sticking out

@thatguyineverycommentssection

4 ай бұрын

Spy Hunter enemy!

@AVCH

4 ай бұрын

BMWs final boss 😁

Thanks for the laughs, you were hilarious. BMW drivers that failed to renew their brain subscriptions…

@AVCH

4 ай бұрын

Hahahaha glad you enjoyed! 😁

Good video bro

@AVCH

3 ай бұрын

Thanks for letting me know, i appreciate it. I`ll try that way and we will see how it goes.

I was hoping it was going to be a 10 hour long special......

@AVCH

4 ай бұрын

That would be great but BMWs have to give us some more videos. 😁

Here I am, playing Honkai star rail and the next thing I know is my favorite car guy uploads a video of BMWs doing what they do best: going full mustang

@AVCH

4 ай бұрын

Hahahaha great to hear that, thank you! 😁

7:50 And that are the guys that then scream "Don´t you touch my car!" after they annoyed and endangered everybody on the street.

My dude! Love me some BMW dingleberries!

@AVCH

4 ай бұрын

😁

Excellent! And to think that I bought a new SMW in 1972!

@AVCH

4 ай бұрын

Great!

"All that power. But no B&B=brain and blinker" 😁

@AVCH

4 ай бұрын

😁😁😁

Flawless driving 11/10

@AVCH

4 ай бұрын

Even more 😁

We need a prius only compilation. Devastation on the road

@AVCH

4 ай бұрын

Im gathering the video material at the moment, i`ll make one as soon as i can. 😁

@Metal-Sonic

4 ай бұрын

Yay

@AVCH

4 ай бұрын

@@Metal-Sonic 😁

I have an all wheel drive bimmer with snow peak rated tires. It does well on snow, even with that 70/30 bias.

@sothere1

4 ай бұрын

I have a 400hp RWD bimmer, and it does not do well on snow =)

@AVCH

4 ай бұрын

Yeah but these were mostly rear wheel drive, xdrive ones are better of course.

@RabbiJesus

4 ай бұрын

@@sothere1 I bought a Z4 SI new and I managed to go 3 years without it ever seeing rain. #weekendcar I don’t like the 3 series much, it’s a grocery getter that’s paid off.

"The Antiovertake device" 🤣

@AVCH

4 ай бұрын

The Antiovertake device 9000. 😁😁😁

You might outrun the cop but you can't outrun his radio.

I had a rare turn signal indicator sighting on a bmw last week. It did turn left instead of the right turn it was indicating but hey, small steps…

@AVCH

4 ай бұрын

That was maybe one small step for the mankind but one giant leap for BMWs. 😁

I think the green bmw is trying to be the hulk with one tire blow out😂

@AVCH

4 ай бұрын

😁😁😁

Ultimate driving machines, without ultimate drivers? 💪🙂👍

@AVCH

4 ай бұрын

Yes 😁

I was gonna say that the guy in the M3 Competition at the start of video was probably very likely intoxicated like he just didnt react and just proceeded to drive off with a crumpled up front right rim.

POWERRRRR!!!!!

@AVCH

4 ай бұрын

Powaaaa! 😁

4:45 the part cracks me up. The wiggle

@AVCH

3 ай бұрын

Glad to hear that 😂

The bmw final boss is awesome

@AVCH

4 ай бұрын

Yeah 😁

6:46 is right near my house lol damn. there's always accidents on that road

@AVCH

Ай бұрын

I don`t know why but some roads are like magnets for these kind of drivers.

2:59 He just wanted to show off, but he got interrupted when a wild parked car appeared lol😂😂😂 4:25 H totally did, and camera guy got the plate. Karma at its finest lol😂😂😂

@AVCH

4 ай бұрын

The car was just standing there, aggressively. 😁😁😁

4:37 that car (i think its a mercedes.) was like : "you think your bmw can do that better than anything? Well lemme show you." and the bmw spun out and the mercedes(?) was like "told ya, now can you move"

@AVCH

4 ай бұрын

😁😁😁

POWAA!!

@AVCH

4 ай бұрын

Powaaaa! 😁

It's not the car, but the person in the car...when it comes to car and truck fails.

@AVCH

4 ай бұрын

It`s always the driver ofcourse.

POWER 😂😂👍👊🏻👊🏻

@AVCH

4 ай бұрын

Powaaaa! 😁👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻

When you speak of a place and time, I call it “strategic”

@AVCH

4 ай бұрын

What do you mean?

@nunya_beeswacks7262

4 ай бұрын

@@AVCH there’s a place and time for spirited driving. I call it strategic driving and wisely selecting the most appropriate time to be spirited.

@AVCH

4 ай бұрын

@@nunya_beeswacks7262 Oh ignore what i said, my genius is sleeping today. 😁It is strategic driving, i agree.

Are you from Serbia by any chance? That would be crazyy

@AVCH

4 ай бұрын

Jesam 😁

You are funnyv XD

@AVCH

3 ай бұрын

Thanks! 😂

Tipicni balkana prica protic bmw a dao bi i mamu i tatu za jednog 😂

Yeah, that's a nice looking M3 competition, as long as your viewing angle doesn't include the front. Or if you have a Bugs Bunny fetish.

@sothere1

4 ай бұрын

hey don't kink shame

@americanAlienBoy

4 ай бұрын

@@sothere1 OK, so maybe it’s a little titillating when he puts on a dress and kisses Elmer Fudd.

Double post for the algo! Do a special on micro cars or maybe the chinese happy grandpa cars...haha those things are hilariously awful!

@AVCH

4 ай бұрын

Already working on micro cars one but it will take some time to gather the videos. :)

The price for maintenance alone for these cars would not made me do anything stupid in that car 😂😂

@AVCH

4 ай бұрын

Even if it was free i still wouldn`t do this stuff. You gotta take care of your car. 😁

The only thing more enjoyable than BMW fails are Audi fails.

@AVCH

4 ай бұрын

Already working on it 😁

What does BMW stand for in New York City? Break My Window.

@AVCH

3 ай бұрын

NY is one very interesting place i see.

BMW bush powaaaaaa

@AVCH

3 ай бұрын

Powaaa! 😁😁😁

0:56 thats double bmw dawg

@AVCH

3 ай бұрын

It is, didn`t see it until you mentioned it. 😂

I love watching half shafts being bent 1:17 Someone is fascinated with death race 2000 the movie. The original version. 3:37

@AVCH

4 ай бұрын

Yeah 😁

Those weird tire spikes/ornaments can't be legal. But legal or not, they are definitely obnoxious. Beemers are nice cars it's just a shame so many idiots drive them.

@AVCH

4 ай бұрын

Yeah, i like BMWs too but too many dingleberries are driving them these days.

3:36 my dad says it's illegal, and I wonder why

@AVCH

4 ай бұрын

That makes sense but in any case it`s still something i would never put on my car.

I'm bmw school they learn Green means ho Yellow means go with a little caution Red means go with a bit extra caution Turn lanes and shoulders are bmw vip lanes to skip traffic

@sothere1

4 ай бұрын

Red and blue means go HARD

@AVCH

4 ай бұрын

😁😁😁

I used to drive taxi. I once offered a lady a ride home when she left a bar because she was obviously very drunk. She cussed me out, got into her brand new 5 Series BMW, pulled out of the parkig llot and ran into the back of the police car stopped at tne railroad crossing. The the impact pushed the cop car into the side of the moving train severely injuring the pokice officer who had to be cut out of his vehicle. The end result was her arrest for drunk driving resulting in injuries. She spent the next 3 years in prison after which she took many rides in my taxi because they revoked her driver's liscence for the next 10 years and she had to pay $74,000 for the police car she destroyed and $250,000 to the cop. Her insurance also refused to pay for her 4 day old BMW which was another $50,000 or so.

@AVCH

4 ай бұрын

That is unbelievable, i can understand everything but drunk driving is not one of those things. People like that are the worst really, i only hope she learnt her lesson and became a better human being.

Lmao, check your mirror subscription.

@AVCH

4 ай бұрын

😁

Bmw r kings

@AVCH

4 ай бұрын

😁

But like... Is there any reassurance that all of the people in these clips are okay? Some of these accidents looked really bad 😅

@AVCH

4 ай бұрын

They are all good, this is just another day at the office for them. 😂

BMDoubleDingleberry

@AVCH

4 ай бұрын

😁😁😁

M POWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

@AVCH

4 ай бұрын

Yeaaaaah! 😂

BMW's being stupid. Always a family favorite...let's Powaaaaa !

@AVCH

4 ай бұрын

Powaaaaa! 😁

5:39 or a nice one way ticket to valhalla

@AVCH

4 ай бұрын

That ticket is included in the vip subscription 😁

Hey guys!!! How are you al

@AVCH

4 ай бұрын

Hey, we are great. How are you?

@acidgrind3627

4 ай бұрын

@@AVCHGood as well!

@AVCH

4 ай бұрын

@@acidgrind3627 Good to hear that. :)

yup, they still have zero skill

@AVCH

4 ай бұрын

Good old Bimmer drivers 😁

😁😁😁🤦♥️

@AVCH

4 ай бұрын

😁😁😁

Don't talk during the video !

@AVCH

2 ай бұрын

If you say so.

My boss was kind enough to pay for indicators on the BMW I got as a company car. And yes I use them. I 'm really offended by the stupidty of my fellow BMW-drivers displayed here again ... and again ... and again

@AVCH

4 ай бұрын

Yeah but in the end of the day this is all about jokes and memes. :)

@timgodderis1918

4 ай бұрын

@@AVCH of course it is ... that's why I love your work ... DO a pick-up truck special please (thas't my own car Ford Ranger Wildtrack)

@AVCH

4 ай бұрын

@@timgodderis1918 I`ll see what i can do, have a great week. 😁

Typical BMW driver shit lmfao

@AVCH

4 ай бұрын

Yep

hoja kot da je moški ta prava za skejterja 😂😂😂😂 sam jo je odpiku in prov je meh😂😂😂😂

@AVCH

3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂