00:01 - Intro 00:14 - Vannessa Demopulous vs Emily Ducote 02:35 - Heili Alateng vs Kleydson Rodrigues 06:44 - Piera Rodriguez vs Ariane Carnelossi 09:00 - Abus Magomedov vs Warlley Alves 10:55 - Tamires Vidal vs Melissa Gatto 12:42 - Oumar Sy vs Antonio Trocoli 17:21 - Tom Nolan vs Victor Martinez 19:23 - Angela Hill vs Luana Pinheiro 21:16 - Adrian Yanez vs Vinicius Salvador 23:55 - Ramiz Brahimaj vs Themba Gorimbo 26:12 - Khaos Williams vs Carlston Harris 30:28 - Edson Barboza vs Lerone Murphy

@sweetpeagrayble5858

25 күн бұрын

ALL ALL ALL pro-athletes use, WE can decide if this is acceptable or not, keeping the sport actually clean is easy, have zero-tolerance and people would stop cheating, same with eye-pokes, cage-grabs, groin-shots. If people in the industry were really afraid of getting caught cheating, they'd stop rigging too. WE can make this corruption cost the criminals involved?

@pflges1117

25 күн бұрын

Demopoulos clearly beat Maria Oliveira tbf.

@SpaceMulva

25 күн бұрын

I'll send you a dollar if you fix your gross speech impediment.

@kall745

25 күн бұрын

4 women bouts oh my flip that coin

@user-ez8vm4rk8u

25 күн бұрын

We need the mayo jar again

3:18 A BUG LITERALLY FLEW OUT OF HIS FUCKING HAIR??😭😭

@Kiddlow2x

25 күн бұрын

“what year is this”

@woahblackbetty7691

25 күн бұрын

The light was on

@brycedurjava7232

25 күн бұрын

The guru sign needs to be a bug zapper

@shrekonion7032

25 күн бұрын

Bro is growing an ecosystem on his head

@raysissum

25 күн бұрын

😂

Mothra flew outta gurus hair at the beginning. That was wild.

@mmacrazy187

25 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@user-yt5lc5vq2i

25 күн бұрын

Yahushua HaMashiach is the Truth.

@user-yt5lc5vq2i

25 күн бұрын

@@mmacrazy187 Yahushua HaMashiach is the Truth.

@Kidmma

25 күн бұрын

Unsanitary if you ask me

Yoooo my favorite part was when he said toodle pip and then hit the famous “guru shuffle”

@SUPER8ALTERN8

25 күн бұрын

Didnt think he was gonna do it but then he actually did 🤣

@SuperHoodCat

25 күн бұрын

I thought he was saying “two door pip” for the longest time

@SUPER8ALTERN8

25 күн бұрын

@@SuperHoodCat lmfao

@SUPER8ALTERN8

25 күн бұрын

@@SuperHoodCat hes big but he does fit through one door for now

@SuperHoodCat

25 күн бұрын

@@SUPER8ALTERN8 🤣

Taming the wildlife with that hair

@GhastlyCretin

25 күн бұрын

He looks like the cowardly lion from the Wizard Of Oz.

@imthedevilkys536

25 күн бұрын

Housing the wildlife

Guru is in a bad place guys: 1. Looking more dishevelled every video. Bugs literally flying out of his hair. + having long bushy homeless hair in peak heat summer. Even dogs get their hair shaved or trimmed in summer. 2. Never does the Guru dance or “Guru Shuffle” - Used to be a really fun way of interacting with fans. Now he rarely ever does it and refuses to when asked. Clearly depressed. 3. Frequently has swollen puffy eyes, some kind of fungal infection due to poor hygiene. 4. Not losing any weight. Has been trying to lose weight for 4 years and now looks heavier than ever, hiding double chins with his beard. 5. Predictions getting bad. Used to be wildly successful, now it’s very hit or miss. Definitely psyched out.

@someotherguy43

25 күн бұрын

Hahahahaha!

@chanx7612

25 күн бұрын

and he keeps thinking the video is over and saying "see ya later" when he's only halfway through the card

@zk_2793

25 күн бұрын

didn't he admit that he started smoking weed again? explains the puffy eyes and lapses in concentration

@sheepherder911

24 күн бұрын

​@@zk_2793that was just a Jon Jones encounter on the streets of Bludeh LUNDUN, BUDDEH.

@hoila4718

24 күн бұрын

This comment is simply facking illegal

Nice to see that the effects from the eyepoke from jones didn’t last too long

@fladagreat

25 күн бұрын

Stop lying. It was Jone's chocolate starfish that caused that pink eye, no doubt... Why you think he didn't make videos for 4-5 days in a row last week?

3:18 A FLY JUMPED OUT OF HIS HAIR U CANT MAKE THIS STUFF UP (edit: apparently it's a moth, also you can see him hanging out again at 12:13)

@lostprophecy7593

25 күн бұрын

Was a moth

@yendevus1747

25 күн бұрын

Guru found him when he was baby and raised him

@LiamW22

12 күн бұрын

That fly tried to jump Gilly but guru predicted and counter attacked with a silent shart 😂

12:14 the Moth moggs Guru

The moth flying out of his hair confirms that he doesnt shower, this is not a joke it actually confirms it.

@andrewthompson7478

25 күн бұрын

My brother we didn't need any further proof besides looking at him.

My mom literally just asked if I had heard of the Guru Shuffle! My man is going viral!

"Jordan Leavitt looked straight in that fight"

Guru please get a haircut

@babysharpMMA

25 күн бұрын

🫤😐

@turkeyfromtheeast409

25 күн бұрын

Guru has to shave his head if he doesn’t go 100% in his picks this card ??

@Light-inside-a-meat-suit

25 күн бұрын

He's on that redpill feed, the shaved dome is inevitable 😂😂

@SatoshiShintoMe

25 күн бұрын

What a gay comment.

@xgtwb6473

25 күн бұрын

Not really we don't need to be watching a hobo ​@@SatoshiShintoMe

Dana really cares about us. He puts women fights throughout cards to build in smoke breaks, and I think that's just classy of him.

ive never even heard of 99% of these fight night card fighters but these breakdown videos help me fall asleep at night

@lebosshog

25 күн бұрын

Lol that's when I watch em too but I hate when he hits the piggy shuffle and starts squealing and wakes me up right when I pass out lol

One of the cards of all time

@somealias-zs1bw

25 күн бұрын

Fully a third of this event is female fights lmao. Absolutely stunning and brave.

@teleskopossomnium

25 күн бұрын

@@somealias-zs1bwfemale and black, so powerful

@meatrocket6979

24 күн бұрын

Women fights are so much better than men’s they smaller and are forced to use more technique

@chriswilson1968

24 күн бұрын

You're not wrong.

Guru’s hair looking like a bird was trying to build a nest, and gave up halfway through.

@thenazgul844

22 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

Guru aint showing up on stream to watch the fight until the co-main of this card 😂

He looks like Hagrid now and it’s not a joke

Who else is hyped for no more apex 🎉🎉

@Papi-MMA

25 күн бұрын

I like the sounds of the shots in the Apex. Won't miss it though

@chrishayes5755

25 күн бұрын

we're making progress boys. next up.. NO MORE WMMA. it must be BANISHED.

@lebosshog

25 күн бұрын

You think they are gonna do "no more apex" 😂😂. Bro they are gonna do two apexes a month at least.

What you said about the 3:20 Mark about betting and picking underdogs and trends is absolutely 100% facts....well said brother...that's high level

It seems the ONLY fight you're battling is either eating your own hair or the bugs that fly out of it.

Don’t listen to these chumps saying get a haircut. Keep that hair growing

Guru legit appreciation for these videos. 🙏🏼

@allahalkareem8055

25 күн бұрын

I pray for ur health

You gotta call the exterminator for that nest on your head homie

Thanks for the video, THE MMA GURU

anybody else see the bug fly out of his hair

Angela Hill made Mackenzie Dern look like a good striker in their fight. I’m going with Pinheiro.

@daniellebrooks7510

25 күн бұрын

My guy

@lebosshog

25 күн бұрын

Pooana Peeholeo will gas by r2 and make Hill look like Holloway.

@daniellebrooks7510

25 күн бұрын

@@lebosshog maybe she does maybe she gets the sub

Guru, when are you going to start doing the guru shuffle at the end of your picks videos ?

Thought I had to wait another day for this vid

"These guys are both 6'5 but probably 6'4 because I have a weird problem with people's height "

Solid picks

Went magaluf with Leone when we was 21 guy didn't even do anything to do with mma and now he's in ufc, shits impressive

This is the card of all time

@thememeconnoisseur4088

25 күн бұрын

Better than the last card

@debotoxgod6878

25 күн бұрын

@@thememeconnoisseur4088you might be restarted

@thememeconnoisseur4088

25 күн бұрын

@@debotoxgod6878 Bet on it, I guarantee that the main card alone is better than the entire card we had last week

@thememeconnoisseur4088

25 күн бұрын

@@debotoxgod6878 Bet on it then, I guarantee that the main card alone is more entertaining than last weeks entire card

@thememeconnoisseur4088

25 күн бұрын

@@debotoxgod6878 B et on it then, bro. I guarantee that the main card alone is more entertaining than last weeks entire card

People are picking Demopolous because of the wide odds. She knows how to get a robbery decision and Decote isnt a finisher. I think its just a value play thats all.

@lebosshog

25 күн бұрын

There is no value in an underdog play on tapology bro 😂. Making a pick does not mean making a value bet. I make value bets against my picks on almost every card. Cashed my big with "on paper" Pigheart

@BigGol

24 күн бұрын

Picking Demopolous because of that cake.

Guru whats your opinion on the new oumar sy vs tukos fight?

"See you later" was wild

The harmony on Gorimbo >>>

@RSTEM

23 күн бұрын

Beautiful

Barboza is going to beat the shit out of Murphy

@KlinkTheTree

25 күн бұрын

Yeah man I think Murphy is overrated

@martyfakenewsman101

25 күн бұрын

@@KlinkTheTreehes not even rated tbh, even in england

3:18 Lucas Tracy would have loved to be that fly.

Guru starting to look like Robin Lopez

@fxrdo

25 күн бұрын

robin lopez* but you’re totally right😭

@stipemiocic_speech_therapist

25 күн бұрын

@@fxrdoI literally said robin lopez then thought about how Brook Lopez has like short hair and accidentally put his hair

People are always quick to call a half decent card shit, but this is genuinely shit

@Cub__

25 күн бұрын

Agreed, a disgrace.. they just chucked whoever they could together and said "eh, good enough"

@NotUrDJ

25 күн бұрын

Fury vs usyk yk... They're not trying to compete with that.

@KimboSurprise

25 күн бұрын

Its like theres a massive boxing fight on or something

@paulcowie3348

25 күн бұрын

@@KimboSurprise in saudi at a different timezone

GURU GOATED

19:21 guru actually dreaming of retirement. Did this in the last prediction too, like two fights in

@BigGol

24 күн бұрын

Mans getting distracted by the mayo on his desk, keeps trying to end videos halfway through

MMA Guru - Wow omg barboza murphy, this is underrated 🤓

Lerone gets tagged so much trying to close the space, and Barboza's clinch game and body work might get it done here. Seen a lot of people counting Barboza out

@camron8839

25 күн бұрын

Barboza is just like Michael Johnson every time I bet on him or have faith he loses

@mihailstoev7164

25 күн бұрын

Barboza for sure deserves more respect. Especially after the come back vs Yusuff. Also Murphy''s wins arent aging well at all

@GrifterTheBoyIdiot

25 күн бұрын

​@@mihailstoev7164 murphys beaten chinny fighters he's legit trash

@lebosshog

25 күн бұрын

I'm fading Laurone Murphy, I think dude is a fraud.

@unmatched2698

21 күн бұрын

​@@camron8839 bro same here man Also the beast derick lewis

Let's Go Barboza!! Get it done.

Edson Barboza Carlston Harris Themba Gorimbo Adrian Yanez Angela Hill Tom Nolan Oumar Sy Melissa Gatto Abus Magomedov Ariane Carnelossi Kleydson Rodrigues Emily Ducote

Carlston Harris best unranked welterweight

@lebosshog

25 күн бұрын

Probably true plus Kaitlyn Williams robbed that Peruvian LW. Or was that Wells I can't tell the difference between those npc orcs.

@Researchthejoos

20 күн бұрын

Khoas wins

Beanie pls can't handle this beast giving fight picks

in America we call him Cartman from SouthPark

i googled Ariane Carnelossi and this is a dude 100 %

@FantasySportsZen

25 күн бұрын

😂 yup.

@lebosshog

25 күн бұрын

Most of em are dudes. If not dudes then they are taking enough male hormones that they are effectively dudes. Should have to have a DNA test to prove they don't have Y chromosome.

Hill's record looks shit until you realize that she's been robbed by the judges like, 6 times.

@camron8839

25 күн бұрын

Tbh it’s still shit even with controversy judges

@chrishayes5755

25 күн бұрын

I've seen about 4-5 angela hill fights and can't remember a single thing about any of them. except they were boring AF.

@lebosshog

25 күн бұрын

Many were the wrong decision, but not necessarily robberies. She does fight close with everybody and fails to separate. I'll still take her over the girl whoe will be death gassed in third round.

@omarnieves2030

24 күн бұрын

True for sure

Bro, your face looks geat but it would be very pleasing if there was any kind of illustration of fighters that you're talking about! Cheers m8

Guru out here looking like a caveman

Jordan leviatt looked straight in that fight” 😂😂😂

Guru’s beard carries him so hard man

I love when Guru plays cosplay and dresses up as Gollum..

@Papi-MMA

25 күн бұрын

lol

When are they gunna book the super money fight Pereira vs Kayla Harrison? I mean IDK if Kayla can cut down to 205 so maybe have them fight at a catch weight? Is Harrison can get Alex in a double leg in the first round, she will win.

First actual fight starts 30m (aprox) after the event starts

Hair looks like it hasnt been washed since ufc 300

Holy prelims what is this card 😂😂 good main and co main though

PIGGY THE HEADNIS LOOKING GIANT

The two losses from abus were Sean Strickland and caio borralho isn’t really a bad thing lol

Why don't you do PFL/Bellator predictions? MMA GURU

Abus Magomedov vs Ali Abdelaziz

Piggy is consistent❤

guru dancing if barboza get it done

Canadian prepper vs lerone Murphy let's go!!!

Time stamp for the fly???

guru doesn’t leave his estate 🏡

i dont see Oumar Sy vs Antonio Trocoli on the card?

@eldgepollard5906

25 күн бұрын

trocoli is out its now tuco tokkos

Hair looks great Guru haters gon' hate

Murphy's 0 has got to go

@Winnermcdo

25 күн бұрын

Murphy lost the santos fight he was given a split decision and got a fake draw against another guy he’s not that good

@GrifterTheBoyIdiot

25 күн бұрын

​@@Winnermcdohopefully edson fraud checks him can't stand his ego

@lebosshog

25 күн бұрын

I think he's a fraud and worse than Yusuf personally. But, this is a quick turnaround off that war for Barbosa and the ufc knows that. This Murphy kid is one of the most coddled prospects I swear.

@RTW1738

25 күн бұрын

@@lebosshog That’s my main concern for Barboza honestly, he might have some baggage off that Yusuff fight but if he’s in the right shape he’ll smoke Lerone

Why does bro randomly sound like he’s about to cry

Tracy Cortez is looking good." Tell me something I don't know Guru

My dawg is about to get his Forrest Gump on w that Evan almighty he got currently

Looking slim and athletic

@xgtwb6473

25 күн бұрын

Plump and porkie

That Themba Torimbooooo took me out 😂😂😂😂

Angela hill 39 and not fighting out of San Diego . You see luana’s striking first two rounds of her last fight . She’s from nova unao gym . Is hill gonna finish her after losing the first 2 rounds ? I hope this doesn’t fuck up your women’s picks . Last thing you still have going

7:03 Facts

Guru pleaseeeeeeee put on some pictures of the fighters

🐷 🐖 🐽 is only 6’2” and 5/8ths

To beat Edson barboza you have to one maxed out skill or be Michael Johnson

Where's Montel Jackson?

Its been rough 3 week

unreal card the main event is decent loooooooool

You look like the Geico Caveman

Thats cool that the geico caveman is covering mma now

this card is beyond grim

I don’t agree that Sodiq is a better technical striker than Murphy. But he is faster and more powerful. Thing about Murphy is he’s like not that fast, he’s not that powerful, but hes just like skilled technically and pretty good wrestling/grappling which he can use against Barboza. He’s just kinda bit above average everywhere so he can beat the unranked guys who have a clear weakness somewhere

Niklas Motta is not as bad as you remember

1-1 my guy . I’ll be back

House is on Barbozaaaaa

I think those who won the UFC on ESPN+ 99 are: murphy harris brahimaj yanez pinheiro

Imagine the upset on Vannessa !!!

This card at apex? Damm

Do they even test these woman in the UFC ?? Or does Usada not discriminate ?? 😅

Pigvomit is under 6’e”

Luana pinheiro fought with a broken hand against waterson , and will destroy hill saturday. Mark my words!