A young man and his hot date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped. "I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex." The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing. After a cigarette, the man just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl. "Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually an Uber driver, and the fare back to town is $25..."

@kamikazebuckeye5684

7 жыл бұрын

El Trollski good one

@griffinmyers6618

2 жыл бұрын

@@kamikazebuckeye5684 thats the best one

he actually 41 years old but he looks like he 18 haha

@bryantaguilar7573

7 жыл бұрын

Jaggsta looks like 15 but yea lol

@troym6816

7 жыл бұрын

Jaggsta Tell is something we didn't already know fuck boy

@tnemogg1637

7 жыл бұрын

Troy Meile That you have shit grammar. 😂

@primalreign

7 жыл бұрын

That's not a complete sentence either.

@bapewrld2k601

7 жыл бұрын

Jaggsta more like 12

I like pranks like this. Not that "Stab a Baby in the Hood Gone Wot In Tarnation" park shit.

@fatsoarg

7 жыл бұрын

CyoUNxtTuesdayy word

@FungusMossGnosis

7 жыл бұрын

Stab a Baby in the Hood Gone Sexual was a good one though.

little did he know andy is his age. not his sons

This driver is a good guy.

bro when you dropped the ron jeremy line i fucking lost it hahaha

Lmao that über driver is a good guy

lmao "google me" "paul denino"

that guy was nice

that prank was lit! hope you do more of these

Thanks daddy. This could be a whole different channel talking crazy stories with uber or taxi drivers. So good.

Coolest Uber Driver ever.

Why does this sound like a true story ?

DEAD XD

I love Andy!!! ❤️

hahahahaha "back end points" thats not a anal joke either lmao

career advice from an uber driver lol

UGGHHHH I LOVE ANDY!

you the man andy

Pretty damn funny 😂 More please

Andy needs to do a collab with PewDiePie

"Thanks daddy" 😂😂

Yet another Persian Uber driver passing judgement.

Andy you could be my son. 18 years old and had a hit tv show when you were 6. Not to mention when you were rapping when you were 6 as well.

@Highsnlowseu

7 жыл бұрын

mer meh hes 41...

@raquelsrefurbishings8346

2 жыл бұрын

Hes in his 40s he has a physical condition involving hormones. him saying he is 18 is a big joke in this video.

made my night

Face of no regret 😄

We made the VOD boyssssssss!

thanks daddy lol

I wonder if Andy will ever have kids or adopt. He'd be a chill ass dad. The pro/con is that his kids will make him age a lot quicker. He'd look 18 right now if he had kids.

This was honestly so original an amazing. Brings me back to your old stuff with a new vibe. i also fuck with uber drivers all the time and i think this is a fresh look at comedy and a cool outlet for it.

Andy's the new Johnny sins

Good guy Uber

lmao!!! do more videos like this!!!

lmao how did i miss this

got em deez nutz

lol the uber driver prob searched him up after the drive

What a nice guy. :)

Andys balliiiin 😎

Thnx daddy lmao

LOL this Uber driver

E N Z A D E N I N O

That's gold hahaha

tryna bring bak tha roast' u ol rasta grama soundn ah

the guy was nice

HAHAHAHAA I love it.

This guy knows way too much about this ROFL

poor andy. i dont want to see him become a victim to this grand theft auto lifestyle

Paul Denino LUL

You is my son 👾

WHO DID THIS😂😂😂😂😂😂

RIP AGUST AMES

😂😂😭😭

Keep Crawlin

@troym6816

7 жыл бұрын

Versace Diaper keeeeeepppppp cccrrraaawwllliinnnngggg

hahahahhahahaa

You should be in a movie

@ohhai8837

7 жыл бұрын

BloodCrow Playz he is

haha

LOL

Lol

Hahaha oh man I love this shit , my boys streaming IRL now ? Dog you're always in the area too hitmeup boy

HAHAHAHS

The Uber driver is a great person

LOL. How old are you "Yeah i just turned 18xD "

Fkn lol

あぁぁぁ鶏のモノマネしてた人か

new series????

Andy is 41 years old even though he looks 19

@troym6816

7 жыл бұрын

NATTY PROFESSOR Productions no shit tell something that everyone didn't know already

@EngleByMatthewHarmar

7 жыл бұрын

Troy Meile I'm new to the channel

@glue123pull7

7 жыл бұрын

NATTY PROFESSOR Productions he doesn't look 19 you dork he looks like a over weight women in her late 30's you see them in Walmart all the time

dude youre from greece?

I don't think uber drivers know what the word "patronize" mean

@premiumaccount6904

7 жыл бұрын

Baby Kilo wtf is patronize anyway lol ?

Lul

Hey why did you stop hanging out with chief keef

andy is here bitches

andy u should do more batlle app shit,it would b the shit

china

why does he look like 12

I was 350 like

wait what happened to Andy and Wubby the dog? This is a 40 yr old lesbian truck driver...???

pretty sure you're older than me (22) but It would not take me much to believe you lmao

@mgic

7 жыл бұрын

Yes Andy is older than you, he's exactly 41 years old, 19 years older than you, there's this thing called google, it tells you celeb's ages with a simple search, type in "andy milonakis age", and you can get information from the googolplex

@alphaandy964

7 жыл бұрын

HOLY FUCK WHAT????

Funny but not really a prank you never told him you were lying

X

Why is google telling me that this guy is 41 years old but he hasn't hit puberty yet

@raticalcatical5429

7 жыл бұрын

Spank my tank 56 he has a growth hormone deficiency

@Tyhiyo

7 жыл бұрын

that is the truth

@Sinoops

7 жыл бұрын

He is actually 41 he just has some kind of growth disorder.

I hope u told the driver u were pranking him after the fact?? Cuz he mite pick u up again sometime and think u were a total a-hole for putting him on like that.

@AwareBeware

7 жыл бұрын

he didnt show him, also this was LIVE on twitch, he didnt plan it

You don't look 18. You look 12.

@HeroicHamburger

7 жыл бұрын

NOOTER NOPER hes 40. He has some kinda growth hormone malfunction thing

@NeonReaperMkVII

7 жыл бұрын

*41

disrespectful AF

@troym6816

7 жыл бұрын

michaela kar Shut the fuck up it was a joke. It would be "disrespectful af" if someone told you to go eat shit. So go do it

@yassinallaoui6375

7 жыл бұрын

he's making the driver look stupid to get others laugh, that's what you do when you are not funny, and i will not disrespect you cuz that's not who i am..

@troym6816

7 жыл бұрын

michaela kar I respect that my apology

Stop joking about MK Ultra victims used in p*rn*graphy

Second??

I guess everyone loves this Uber prank

@MrBrowndice

7 жыл бұрын

Isac since you saying the word fag I guess you are get your punk ass up off this post with no pic scary ass

@TimoKanal

7 жыл бұрын

THEJOEPROSHOW This isn't a skit.

@Trippze

7 жыл бұрын

I didnt say fag, i said faggot, and please speak english so I can properly respond to you

@MrBrowndice

7 жыл бұрын

Isac don't get beat the fuck up

@v3ndpwnsu

7 жыл бұрын

bruh anything andy says or does is hilarious I love that he started streaming and shit

I honestly think Andy is still a virgin hahaha

@wickdwest9878

7 жыл бұрын

im pretty sure he gets more pussy ina month than you've ever had lol

Don't get me wrong I love this shit but this was more lying to someone then a prank.

@__-wm9lu

7 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@13Clicks

7 жыл бұрын

Brandon Bassani It's fucking humor. He wasn't offending the driver... soo if it was true would it effect the driver in any way?

@badabing2302

7 жыл бұрын

13clicks ! Ya I know that why I literally said I love this.

@badabing2302

7 жыл бұрын

13clicks ! Never said it would effect anyone for better or worse just pointing out its not a prank it's a lie. Don't get so moody snowflake.

@TrueNoob

7 жыл бұрын

Noooooooooooooooo

ADNY MILONAKIS HAS HIT A NEW LOW.