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@iberianslivestreams9597

2 жыл бұрын

Good luck

@robloxplayer8779

Жыл бұрын

Well germany (nazi) actually has a song about erika (About peace)

@robloxplayer8779

Жыл бұрын

And rn russia is fighting ukraine

@robloxplayer8779

Жыл бұрын

Now germany is chad and russia is VIRGIN (is virgin a bad word)

@el_gh0stb0y

Жыл бұрын

@@robloxplayer8779 nah

The real reason why Nazis lost, Hitler's mustache was shorter and Stalin's mustache is big . Mustache is power.

@xuvel971

2 жыл бұрын

Based

@ghostman7817

2 жыл бұрын

@Joseph Stalin Your mustache might be thicker but my dick is bigger. Cope pinko, America wins again!

@desolatortrooper7196

2 жыл бұрын

I mean yes it's true. Look at all the trait Stalin have in HOI4 in comparison to Hitler

@aldens1654

2 жыл бұрын

Based

@Bagus_1003

2 жыл бұрын

Actually, Nazis Can't Defeat Soviets Because USSR Is Too Cold🆒🧊☃️❄️

Imagine telling german soldiers in Moscow that in less than 3 years they will be doing the same thing but in Berlin

@Anonymous-qj3sf

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah ... My great-grandfather went through the whole war and fought in Warsaw, Prague, Berlin. He was a counterintelligence officer of the NKVD. The brother of my other great-grandfather was a tanker and fought in Stalingrad

@majormiller493

2 жыл бұрын

@@Anonymous-qj3sf did you ever had the chance to have them tell you about the war ?

@Anonymous-qj3sf

2 жыл бұрын

@@majormiller493 No, but I remember something that my grandfather told me through him. Mostly about corpses, a huge number of deaths of civilians, in general, nothing good. Nazi dogs killed 20 million Soviet civilians. My great-grandfather, who was a counterintelligence officer of the NKVD, also told my grandfather that the Germans fled en masse from the battlefield, leaving military equipment in 1944-1945, when the Soviet army surrounded them in Czechoslovakia, Poland, Romania, etc., and also about the fact that SS soldiers were not taken prisoner, because they were immediately shot or hanged. I have practically no information about my great-grandfather's brother, a tanker, except that he received a medal for courage and the Order of the Patriotic War, 2nd degree

@majormiller493

2 жыл бұрын

@@Anonymous-qj3sf you should try to gather all you can about your grand and grand grandfathers, saddly we are the last generation to have the opportunity to interact with WW2 veterans, we have to do all we can to preserve their memory, I am from Yougoslavia and I'm trying to gather intels about my grand grandfathers, to see if any of them ever joined the Partisans, I also have (probably) a grandfather that fought on the german side on my mom's side familly, I'm also trying to learn more about weither he was involved in WW2 or not but it's very complicated since the last person who knew him is a aunt I've never talked to or seen

@Anonymous-qj3sf

2 жыл бұрын

@@majormiller493Yes, I learned quite a lot about my great-grandfather, not only from the stories of my grandfather, but also from the Internet. I also have his photographs, documents, medals and a leather bag that he wore during the war. I wish you good luck in finding information about your great-grandfathers.

Germany: "NOOOO you can't just push us back to Berlin and split our country in half NOOOO" USSR: "Observe"

@romanianturk2101

2 жыл бұрын

wrong. Germany wasn't split in half, it was split in three. Yall acting like austria isn't germany

@gmodrules123456789

2 жыл бұрын

@@romanianturk2101 Lmfao it has historically not been apart of Germany for the vast majority of its existence.

@urmomissofat977

2 жыл бұрын

Austria is german

@romanianturk2101

2 жыл бұрын

@@gmodrules123456789 OSTERREICH IST DEUTSCHER XAXAXAXAXAXA

@gmodrules123456789

2 жыл бұрын

@@urmomissofat977 Austrians have been doing their own thing since the Middle Ages. They have always been a distinct force from the Prussians. They were apart of Germany for about 8 years, and were independent for about 400,

Germany was trying to take Sevastopol for 200+ days, in 1944 Hitler said "If we were fighting for Sevastopol that long, then they will never ever take Koenigsberg" It actually took Soviets *THREE. DAYS.* to take Koenigsberg

@glintwane5309

2 ай бұрын

Königsberh im 3 Tagen!

@crewmatepumpandsackboy5996

Ай бұрын

Soviets: "Koenigsberg? You mean Kaliningrad, comrade?"

Don't worry guys, Steiner's counterattack will work!

@maciek6063

2 жыл бұрын

I hope so

@futurealgerianmapperdroba9640

2 жыл бұрын

YEZZIR

@justacat2

2 жыл бұрын

cope 😉

@IshijimaKairo

2 жыл бұрын

Sorry, Steiner will be late by a couple hours, but you got DSFK and DSKM volunteers!

@vietcongball6828

2 жыл бұрын

Ok then

This is actually insane, and very well done. I don’t know why it hasn’t taken off yet

@Kristof1

2 жыл бұрын

give this bad boy time, last one took about a month to get to 10k views, and then it exploaded to 50k in no time

@miraakprinceofapocrypha7998

2 жыл бұрын

@@Kristof1 I just randomly got it on my home page it might be happening soon

@Dr._toast

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe Its because of problems on Ukraine

@iberianslivestreams9597

2 жыл бұрын

@@Dr._toast probably

@krystian0128

2 жыл бұрын

@@Kristof1 Hm, seems like it finally exploded, btw had it in my feed

The third rich is so weak that the Soviets went on side quests while simultaneously fighting the reich.

@jefdalevidal4978

Жыл бұрын

When you learned history from whatsapp University:

@antonnemkov989

Жыл бұрын

@@jefdalevidal4978 Yes, how did you know where I went?

@edelweiss7928

Жыл бұрын

You mean the soviets relied on teammates 😹

@CrazyHermitVizard

Жыл бұрын

You mean the invasion of Iran

@antonnemkov989

Жыл бұрын

@@CrazyHermitVizard Yes

Germans are particularly good at 2 things: - Dehumanization - Being sausage meat

@poloniumperil3648

2 жыл бұрын

dont talk commie

@Znajomy

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, and the communists are very good at one thing: - Being dead

@awkwardbound569

2 жыл бұрын

@@Znajomy cope

@divyanshbhattixa0967

2 жыл бұрын

@@awkwardbound569 I will With a plate full of food and not literal human shit . You I am afraid will have to do with human shit .

@ezequiel717

2 жыл бұрын

@@divyanshbhattixa0967 Cope harder reactionary lmao

what if you wanted stanligrad but god said "NO STEP BACK"

@tomw3886

Жыл бұрын

what if god said "whoever kills Hitler gets to go to Heaven."

@user-wc5gw9ep8t

Жыл бұрын

@@tomw3886 💀

What did we learn from this video: *never mess with Soviet union*

@Kejsaren

Жыл бұрын

Unless you're Ukraine.

@xY1N

Жыл бұрын

@@Kejsaren and Baltic States

@thekrimsonchin6023

Жыл бұрын

afghan moment

@Mr_HouseHaus

Жыл бұрын

No ive learned to not send all your troops in a desert just to take Stalingrad.

@xY1N

Жыл бұрын

@@Mr_HouseHaus good then...

Russia: "Those are some solid fortifications there, would be a shame if I deployed a million men"

@user-tx3dy6gk4v

2 жыл бұрын

Soviet Union is not Russia

@guy2026

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-tx3dy6gk4v it was geographically know as Russia Or maybe I confused the two either way it was known as Russia geographically

@snaymer1858

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-tx3dy6gk4v The USSR was also called Russia in the media of those years.

@wander67

2 жыл бұрын

Germany actually had more Men than USSR, and some of soviet land was taken. Human wave tactic is a myth.

@snaymer1858

2 жыл бұрын

@@wander67 indeed

As a Soviet enjoyer, can agree.

@live10yearsinthejointreact80

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@8FTW

2 жыл бұрын

siuuu

@Wow_btw

2 жыл бұрын

Heaby tonk

@metacarpiano6749

Жыл бұрын

December 6, 1991

@live10yearsinthejointreact80

Жыл бұрын

@@metacarpiano6749 average getting abused by capitalism fan

i love how you make awesome borders, and make hoi4 the most historically possible.

@Kristof1

2 жыл бұрын

you don't even know how much time it took to get accurate encirclement of Kyiv

@marysartr

2 жыл бұрын

@@Kristof1 it's spelt "Kiev"

@somwhereinanalternatefutur2839

2 жыл бұрын

@@marysartr not in russian

@somwhereinanalternatefutur2839

2 жыл бұрын

@@marysartr they spell ir kyiv together with some other countries

@nawarhasanien3699

2 жыл бұрын

@@somwhereinanalternatefutur2839 its spelled kiev in russian

It's called "we do a little annexation". - Peter griffin.

The only real power comes out of a long rifle. - Iosif Stalin

@Kristof1

2 жыл бұрын

Give us more, wise comrade

@DrunkenCzechGaming

2 жыл бұрын

@@Kristof1 The death of one man is a tragedy. The death of millions is a statistic. - Iosif Stalin

@Kristof1

2 жыл бұрын

@@DrunkenCzechGaming Comrade, Stavka requires you to do annother one.

@DrunkenCzechGaming

2 жыл бұрын

@@Kristof1 The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything. - Iosif Stalin

@benjaminrobinson7203

2 жыл бұрын

I don't know about the others, but the "millions deaths is a statistic" quote is fake

Now this is real quality content.

@Kristof1

2 жыл бұрын

May thank you

Katyusha:*Start playing* Third Reich: Why i hear the boss fight theme???

"The russians did nothing but get faster" -stiener probably

You are like an actual artist holy f, this is incredibly well done.

@rogal1748

2 жыл бұрын

what's so incredibly well done here? that's just a timelapse from a strategic game and some montage, nothing unusual

@Kristof1

2 жыл бұрын

I think he meant that compared to all the other memes this one really stands out as its actually edited with almost all the options i could add, which taken like 8 hours to make, but it was worth it

@ignacioduplan8422

2 жыл бұрын

@@rogal1748 wdym "nothing unusual" there is a lot of work behind this video.

@LSG_Squadron

Жыл бұрын

@@rogal1748 the frontlines were close to realistic, and that is ultra rare in hoi4

@LSG_Squadron

Жыл бұрын

@@rogal1748 man probably did it manually

"Peace was never an option" -Joseph Stalin

who ever was playing Germany in that game wasn't all that great. Once you get past the Dnieper it's quite easy to win.

@pq6251

2 жыл бұрын

once playing as Germany, I lost about 11 divisions invading Denmark, the allies simply redirected all the air and fleet there. I couldn't get it right

@bigbrother7604

2 жыл бұрын

@@pq6251 Happens to the best of us.

@pq6251

2 жыл бұрын

@ToXiCcLoNe 999استنساخ Hearts of iron 4

@bigbrother7604

2 жыл бұрын

@ToXiCcLoNe 999استنساخ Hearts of Iron 4.

@Cookie_Department

2 жыл бұрын

@ToXiCcLoNe 999استنساخ Hearts Of Iron 4

Forts, cannons and foreign aid will not help unless every man himself knows that he is the guard of his country." -carl Emil Gustav mannerheim

@live10yearsinthejointreact80

2 жыл бұрын

Yes and apparently must have touched the hearts of soviets soldiers

1:20 in particular is a masterpiece, there's just so much hype there

Never thought I would hear an hardstyle version of that song. Its beautiful.

GO MY SOVIET BROTHEREN BRING GLORY TO THE MOTHERLAND!!!!!🇷🇺

@wander67

2 жыл бұрын

Its flag used by RLA Who fought againist soviets :\

I am a Germany enjoyer, German Democratic Republic enjoyer. Posting this from my comfie commie block tower, the last bastion of affordable housing in Berlin.

as someone who made an entire lecture about WW2, the end just feels very cool

0:36 my smile grew with his

Never challenge Soviet to do something.

@Wehrbund_VRC

Жыл бұрын

Cringe

@sofiaflorina

11 ай бұрын

​@@Wehrbund_VRC Is it cringe?

For THE MOTHERLAND!!!! URRAAAA!!! this was the Best edit of the Ussr vs Wehrmatch

@silberschwimmer6167

2 жыл бұрын

@Blitzkrieg Van hauten bro germany is best

@silberschwimmer6167

2 жыл бұрын

its not funny with russia now

@silberschwimmer6167

2 жыл бұрын

@Blitzkrieg Van hauten yes unfortunately

Im not even mad when i lose to soviets as germany because it's historic

How did you make this one historical on hoi4 Ive never get historical ww2

@Kristof1

2 жыл бұрын

Im using Hoi4 as a Tool, not as a game.

Virgin Third Reich vs Chad Soviet Union

Best thing I’ve seen all day. Great job.

"They can't win if I put more men, than they can put ammunition." ~Stalin

@Kristof1

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds like Mao

@Hys-01

2 жыл бұрын

lol at least put more effort to make it sound authentic if you're gonna make up quotes

@tito61103

2 жыл бұрын

@@Kristof1 Mao was fan of Stalin

@americancommunist6076

2 жыл бұрын

not true, soviets just became more advanced, smarter, and well equipped than the germans ever could

@user-uu3fn2os5h

2 жыл бұрын

@@americancommunist6076 КВ-2

I was an electrician and gas worker in Germany, due to political and financial reasons i had to relocate to Argentina

Ratio + Occupied + Cringe + Cry about it + Westerners mad

@justacat2

2 жыл бұрын

twitter is just here, follow me-->🚪🔥

@demetrionthered925

Жыл бұрын

@vineapplepizza How else could've it gone? That's exactly what happens when a fascist regime invades Soviet Union. Or one of its former states, in this case. We even have Lend-Lease going on, just like old times. Putin attacked Ukraine like Hitler attacked the USSR, and he's going to meet the same end.

This is epic it’s like the soviets were holding back there strength

@live10yearsinthejointreact80

2 жыл бұрын

That was what the soviets were betting that the German attack would stall thanks to the scorched earth policy which heavily destroyed German supply routes and they were betting on the winter and once that Hit the soviets could go in on them and tear them apart and thanks to over extending supply lines a way to big border and finally German generals and commanders just going for glory and not working together thanks to how German high command was set up the Germany wad doomed when they walked on the doorstep to Moscow

@guywiththesly3321

Жыл бұрын

@Anonymoose64 skill issue

@m1lks0da76

Жыл бұрын

@Anonymoose64 cope wehraboo

*Grindset above everything* -Joseph Ballin.

The Germans and Soviets are two giat superpowers and can’t ignore the fact

Truly a work of art

thank you for creating this masterpiece comrade

That was a pretty historically accurate round for hoi4

Virgin Germany/USSR player vs Gigachad Nationalist China Player

@EquinoxKiwi

2 жыл бұрын

Virgin Germany/USSR player/Nationalist China Player vs Gigachad Tannu Tuva Player

@rickrolld1367

2 жыл бұрын

Virgin Germany/USSR player/Nationalist China player/Tunna Tuva player Vs Based Stalin's Children player

@Wehrbund_VRC

Жыл бұрын

@@rickrolld1367 Virgin Russia/China/USA vs The States of Europe [Of course Lead by Germany who else did you thouqht]

Bah... In my games, USSR generally is replaced by the Trotsky version and then invaded and beated. 😐

@Rrgaas

2 жыл бұрын

sadly, that's every no step back dlc gameplay unless you play as the soviets

@danielefabbro822

2 жыл бұрын

@@Rrgaas indeed. But in vanilla there's no meaning in playing soviets. No way to turn USSR into something else. Their tech tree will remain the same and so turning that gameplay into something useless and meaningless.

@Rrgaas

2 жыл бұрын

@@danielefabbro822 yeah

You didn’t put the definitely real part where Stalin Uno Reversed the Germans in Stalingrad.

This is so good imagine if this was taught at the schools in the way shown here

@Kristof1

2 жыл бұрын

Please don't

BRO EPIC, I BET THIS IS GONNA GET 1 MILLION view

Massive respect to soviets again

Dont wake up the red bear while his sleeping

Commander Winter is hero of the war.

Reich: takes half of the soviet union Stalin: you fool! *denazification noises*

This is basically what happened irl

this is so perfectly made that’s it’s actually made be a addict i can’t click off xd

@Kristof1

2 жыл бұрын

Yees, yeeees

@PensPen209

2 жыл бұрын

especially the prelude xd

The allies struggling to push through the rhine with 2:1 allied to german troops ussr overrunning the lines from stalingrad to berlin casually with 7 million men

Why is this always appear in my recommendation 🤣🤣

@Kristof1

2 жыл бұрын

ONE OF US

@syahdanazaini5661

2 жыл бұрын

@@Kristof1 hehehe

"Sir! They've taken half our territory and continue to advance!" "Ah, yes. Time to start praying." "Are you saying all is lost, sir?" "Yes, for them, all is lost."

@Kristof1

2 жыл бұрын

Half of european territorry*

@redengineer4380

2 жыл бұрын

@@Kristof1 Think of this conversation happening at around the time of Stalingrad or the Battle of Moscow.

@Kristof1

2 жыл бұрын

it's still a half, or even less idk do you know how big russia is

@redengineer4380

2 жыл бұрын

@@Kristof1 Man, it's a joke comment on a joke video. I'm not going to be hyper-precise with my geography.

@Kristof1

2 жыл бұрын

@@redengineer4380 pardon me, im a larper

I keep rewatching this because its so good

That image of Stalin is nightmare fuel

You forgot about Steiner’s counter attack 😩

@ninodesbordesofficial

2 жыл бұрын

Mein fuhrer..... Steiner.... Steiner's attack didn't take place.

@bacca16

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao thats what i was about to say

@mememan4744

2 жыл бұрын

DAS WAR EIN BEFEHL!!!!

@live10yearsinthejointreact80

2 жыл бұрын

Cope

@m1lks0da76

Жыл бұрын

He forgot about it too...

So underrated broo I liked it Btw did you make music by yourself? its so cool too)

@Kristof1

2 жыл бұрын

I'd wish, this music is gonna be below the video in a minute

I can't srop watching this! This video is so cool quality etc and my favorite part with "death is solution of all problems" with creepy Stalin

Zhukov , Rokosovsky and Ivan Konev are literally the best , based player in "hardcore" HOI4

Well Edited Video !

Good video comrade

I want to rewatch this many times

I love you for making this, my grandfather and many relatives on my Russian side of family died for peace and extermination of the shitty ass fasicm. Thank you.

I joined discord before KZread and you actually make good content

@Kristof1

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you mate, soon i'll start making even more

Hier mit nehme ich die kommentarsection in besitz für das Vaterland

i love how you edited a simple hoi4 timeline.

Really good vid I already watched at 20 time's

0:47 hahahaha there will be no surrender!!!!

@Wehrbund_VRC

Жыл бұрын

But 24 Millions Deaths caus no Brain

@samuelmenendez731

Жыл бұрын

It was neccesary for the sake of humanity

this video is a masterpiece

editing is superb

German song: erika Soviet song: katysha

1:26 Stalin: CATCH THESE HANDS!

This is really great

can we just appreciate how fucking amazing that katyusha remix was

@Shoebill_Stork69

Жыл бұрын

I listen to it every day on Spotify.

That URAAAA overlaid on techno Katyusha is just 👌

I dont think have ever seen a hoi4 game go any other way

1:20

"If you win in the war you will become hero but if you lose in the war you will become villian"

Это был самый масштабный come back в истории

СССР❤

austrian pinter vs gigachad

Yes this channel have a great future ı am just gonna subscribe

Both of them would fall under the "fan" category, there is no such thing as a Soviet "enjoyer".

This is historically accurate

I'm a new HoI4 player and my first gameplay is as Lithuania. I am now in exile hoping to regain my freedom. Any advices? I don't really have an idea what I should do besides trying to raise as many divisions as I can in London.

@pingasman6981

2 жыл бұрын

Im not very good because im pretty new too (50h), but I played as Canada once and I didn't have a big army, so I trained my troops in UK and I helped the allies push when they naval invaded Vichy France, so I guess you can try that too while being exiled

@therevanchist9986

2 жыл бұрын

@@pingasman6981 Yeah but I only have 4 off map factories, not to mention I can only raise armies from London as a member of the Allies faction in exile and even if I do, anything oil related is fucked up to me, cause I would run out of it quickly. Well maybe other countries will start giving them. That pretty much means my exile army is gonna be based on infantry, which is a bad thing against Germany, unlike USSR who literally has millions of people.

@pingasman6981

2 жыл бұрын

@@therevanchist9986 Yeah, ik. Im just giving an idea. Im pretty new to the game too so im not very good

@georgian4516

2 жыл бұрын

you can't

@therevanchist9986

2 жыл бұрын

@@georgian4516 Can't I what?

This video is the best thing that i have saw today...

I liked because of the music at the end

As a soviet player I enjoy losing my 7 million conscripts to freezing Germans, but I don't give a f*ck because I have the so much manpower

@Kristof1

2 жыл бұрын

A honest suggestion, play China

@generalpanzerfaust2387

2 жыл бұрын

@@Kristof1 Nah, I love my cult of personality

@user-uu3fn2os5h

2 жыл бұрын

А я делал коммунизм.

@user-uu3fn2os5h

2 жыл бұрын

И да у меня было такое лицо как у Сталина в этой анимации, но я захватил США но до Британии хер доберёшься.

@generalpanzerfaust2387

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-uu3fn2os5h what are you saying

Are we not gonna talk about the fact that France owns belgium

@Kristof1

2 жыл бұрын

French have that empire still in their memories eh?

@yankinatank4801

2 жыл бұрын

@@Kristof1apparently they do

Very good video, thank you and youtube feed for this piece of entertainment

@Kristof1

8 ай бұрын

Glad you enjoyed it

the soviets were so good at fighting the added a red and white tint to the world around them

The real reason why germans backed off was the winter the german forces cant handle the winter but if winter never came the russians would be fucked up and lose

@Kristof1

2 жыл бұрын

Paradoxicly, it was the russian post-summer rains, orr so called rasputica that was mainly fucked their supply carriages and forced them to stop, when ground froze, they could move further, but then came the actall harsh winter and a lot of them froze to death.

@user-uu3fn2os5h

2 жыл бұрын

Кто нибудь поймёт што мы умирали от холода большими пачками.

@saidblanco7696

Жыл бұрын

Yeah and the soviets had iglu jackets

@andreamarino6010

Жыл бұрын

Yes, surely. But what about no oil and rubber and 80% of the german logistic made by horses

After all those years of ww2 on eastern front memes, people still don't get it that ussr didn't defeat nazi germany without any problems...

@Kristof1

2 жыл бұрын

oh no, we all understand that, check out Eastory's video's

@gmodrules123456789

2 жыл бұрын

They lost a ton of troops in the process.

@shadowtek2220

2 жыл бұрын

From 1936 to 1942 ~ 1944 the Soviets were very weak compared to any other power (Germany, USA, British...)

@canthi109

2 жыл бұрын

@@shadowtek2220 1944? Operation Bagration? Hello?

@mastersamp9192

2 жыл бұрын

Bruh this is hoi4, you can literally make Tannu Tuva conquer the planet

This is 30th time ive seen this in my recommended and i cant stop watching

@Kristof1

2 жыл бұрын

I am inevitable

@BABA-zz3qm

2 жыл бұрын

SAME LOL

Death is a solution to all problems Well said and done