Typical Germany Fan vs Average Soviet Enjoyer | HOI4 MEME
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Hello, today i bring you most edited video yet on my channel, be sure to stick with me, because this train ain't stopping yet.
EDIT 05.07.2022 No i am not communist XD
And i am actively supporting Ukraine.
Kristof makes mostly gaming or historical videos on monthly basis, well edited and super fun!
2000 hours in Hearts of Iron 4 already, and my favorite thing to do is micro,
also big fan of Sabaton.
We often play with likes as Grisha, Dankus, Lennard and i hope one day we will be able to play in a Bokoen TFB game!
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Timestamps:
00:00 - Intro
00:06 - German Domination
00:24 - It gets cold
00:32 - Prelude
00:47 - Counteroffensive
01:07 - Panther Wotan Line
01:20 - Operation Bagration
01:43 - Collapse of the Reich
01:52 - Ending
Songs:
Erika Trap : • Emily K - Erika Remix ...
Katyusha (Extended Mix) : • Katyusha (Extended Mix)
TAGS:
HOI4 MRINCREDIBLE MR INCREDIBLE MEME EASTERN FRONT KURSK MOSCOW DEFENDERS OF MOSCOW SABATON BAGRATION STALINGRAD MINSK KIEV LENINGRAD RZHEV FALL BLAU BARBAROSSA QUALITY BEST MOMENTS BASED MEMES TOMMYKAY DANKUS GRISHA ISP BOKOEN BO GOLDEN COLLAGE DANZIG OPERATION URANUS USSR ZSRR SOVIET SOVIETS GERMANY HITLER STALIN GUDERIAN MANSTEIN ROMMEL ZHUKOV CHAD VIRGIN N@ZI STALIN WEHRABOO COUNTERATTACK
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@iberianslivestreams9597
2 жыл бұрын
Good luck
@robloxplayer8779
Жыл бұрын
Well germany (nazi) actually has a song about erika (About peace)
@robloxplayer8779
Жыл бұрын
And rn russia is fighting ukraine
@robloxplayer8779
Жыл бұрын
Now germany is chad and russia is VIRGIN (is virgin a bad word)
@el_gh0stb0y
Жыл бұрын
@@robloxplayer8779 nah
The real reason why Nazis lost, Hitler's mustache was shorter and Stalin's mustache is big . Mustache is power.
@xuvel971
2 жыл бұрын
Based
@ghostman7817
2 жыл бұрын
@Joseph Stalin Your mustache might be thicker but my dick is bigger. Cope pinko, America wins again!
@desolatortrooper7196
2 жыл бұрын
I mean yes it's true. Look at all the trait Stalin have in HOI4 in comparison to Hitler
@aldens1654
2 жыл бұрын
Based
@Bagus_1003
2 жыл бұрын
Actually, Nazis Can't Defeat Soviets Because USSR Is Too Cold🆒🧊☃️❄️
Imagine telling german soldiers in Moscow that in less than 3 years they will be doing the same thing but in Berlin
@Anonymous-qj3sf
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah ... My great-grandfather went through the whole war and fought in Warsaw, Prague, Berlin. He was a counterintelligence officer of the NKVD. The brother of my other great-grandfather was a tanker and fought in Stalingrad
@majormiller493
2 жыл бұрын
@@Anonymous-qj3sf did you ever had the chance to have them tell you about the war ?
@Anonymous-qj3sf
2 жыл бұрын
@@majormiller493 No, but I remember something that my grandfather told me through him. Mostly about corpses, a huge number of deaths of civilians, in general, nothing good. Nazi dogs killed 20 million Soviet civilians. My great-grandfather, who was a counterintelligence officer of the NKVD, also told my grandfather that the Germans fled en masse from the battlefield, leaving military equipment in 1944-1945, when the Soviet army surrounded them in Czechoslovakia, Poland, Romania, etc., and also about the fact that SS soldiers were not taken prisoner, because they were immediately shot or hanged. I have practically no information about my great-grandfather's brother, a tanker, except that he received a medal for courage and the Order of the Patriotic War, 2nd degree
@majormiller493
2 жыл бұрын
@@Anonymous-qj3sf you should try to gather all you can about your grand and grand grandfathers, saddly we are the last generation to have the opportunity to interact with WW2 veterans, we have to do all we can to preserve their memory, I am from Yougoslavia and I'm trying to gather intels about my grand grandfathers, to see if any of them ever joined the Partisans, I also have (probably) a grandfather that fought on the german side on my mom's side familly, I'm also trying to learn more about weither he was involved in WW2 or not but it's very complicated since the last person who knew him is a aunt I've never talked to or seen
@Anonymous-qj3sf
2 жыл бұрын
@@majormiller493Yes, I learned quite a lot about my great-grandfather, not only from the stories of my grandfather, but also from the Internet. I also have his photographs, documents, medals and a leather bag that he wore during the war. I wish you good luck in finding information about your great-grandfathers.
Germany: "NOOOO you can't just push us back to Berlin and split our country in half NOOOO" USSR: "Observe"
@romanianturk2101
2 жыл бұрын
wrong. Germany wasn't split in half, it was split in three. Yall acting like austria isn't germany
@gmodrules123456789
2 жыл бұрын
@@romanianturk2101 Lmfao it has historically not been apart of Germany for the vast majority of its existence.
@urmomissofat977
2 жыл бұрын
Austria is german
@romanianturk2101
2 жыл бұрын
@@gmodrules123456789 OSTERREICH IST DEUTSCHER XAXAXAXAXAXA
@gmodrules123456789
2 жыл бұрын
@@urmomissofat977 Austrians have been doing their own thing since the Middle Ages. They have always been a distinct force from the Prussians. They were apart of Germany for about 8 years, and were independent for about 400,
The third rich is so weak that the Soviets went on side quests while simultaneously fighting the reich.
@jefdalevidal4978
Жыл бұрын
When you learned history from whatsapp University:
@antonnemkov989
Жыл бұрын
@@jefdalevidal4978 Yes, how did you know where I went?
@edelweiss7928
Жыл бұрын
You mean the soviets relied on teammates 😹
@CrazyHermitVizard
Жыл бұрын
You mean the invasion of Iran
@antonnemkov989
Жыл бұрын
@@CrazyHermitVizard Yes
Germany was trying to take Sevastopol for 200+ days, in 1944 Hitler said "If we were fighting for Sevastopol that long, then they will never ever take Koenigsberg" It actually took Soviets *THREE. DAYS.* to take Koenigsberg
@glintwane5309
3 ай бұрын
Königsberh im 3 Tagen!
@crewmatepumpandsackboy5996
2 ай бұрын
Soviets: "Koenigsberg? You mean Kaliningrad, comrade?"
This is actually insane, and very well done. I don’t know why it hasn’t taken off yet
@Kristof1
2 жыл бұрын
give this bad boy time, last one took about a month to get to 10k views, and then it exploaded to 50k in no time
@miraakprinceofapocrypha7998
2 жыл бұрын
@@Kristof1 I just randomly got it on my home page it might be happening soon
@Dr._toast
2 жыл бұрын
Maybe Its because of problems on Ukraine
@iberianslivestreams9597
2 жыл бұрын
@@Dr._toast probably
@krystian0128
2 жыл бұрын
@@Kristof1 Hm, seems like it finally exploded, btw had it in my feed
What did we learn from this video: *never mess with Soviet union*
@Kejsaren
Жыл бұрын
Unless you're Ukraine.
@xY1N
Жыл бұрын
@@Kejsaren and Baltic States
@thekrimsonchin6023
Жыл бұрын
afghan moment
@Mr_HouseHaus
Жыл бұрын
No ive learned to not send all your troops in a desert just to take Stalingrad.
@xY1N
Жыл бұрын
@@Mr_HouseHaus good then...
Don't worry guys, Steiner's counterattack will work!
@maciek6063
2 жыл бұрын
I hope so
@futurealgerianmapperdroba9640
2 жыл бұрын
YEZZIR
@justacat2
2 жыл бұрын
cope 😉
@IshijimaKairo
2 жыл бұрын
Sorry, Steiner will be late by a couple hours, but you got DSFK and DSKM volunteers!
@vietcongball6828
2 жыл бұрын
Ok then
As a Soviet enjoyer, can agree.
@live10yearsinthejointreact80
2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@8FTW
2 жыл бұрын
siuuu
@Wow_btw
2 жыл бұрын
Heaby tonk
@metacarpiano6749
Жыл бұрын
December 6, 1991
@live10yearsinthejointreact80
Жыл бұрын
@@metacarpiano6749 average getting abused by capitalism fan
what if you wanted stanligrad but god said "NO STEP BACK"
@tomw3886
Жыл бұрын
what if god said "whoever kills Hitler gets to go to Heaven."
@user-wc5gw9ep8t
Жыл бұрын
@@tomw3886 💀
i love how you make awesome borders, and make hoi4 the most historically possible.
@Kristof1
2 жыл бұрын
you don't even know how much time it took to get accurate encirclement of Kyiv
@marysartr
2 жыл бұрын
@@Kristof1 it's spelt "Kiev"
@somwhereinanalternatefutur2839
2 жыл бұрын
@@marysartr not in russian
@somwhereinanalternatefutur2839
2 жыл бұрын
@@marysartr they spell ir kyiv together with some other countries
@nawarhasanien3699
2 жыл бұрын
@@somwhereinanalternatefutur2839 its spelled kiev in russian
It's called "we do a little annexation". - Peter griffin.
Germans are particularly good at 2 things: - Dehumanization - Being sausage meat
@poloniumperil3648
2 жыл бұрын
dont talk commie
@Znajomy
2 жыл бұрын
Yes, and the communists are very good at one thing: - Being dead
@awkwardbound569
2 жыл бұрын
@@Znajomy cope
@divyanshbhattixa0967
2 жыл бұрын
@@awkwardbound569 I will With a plate full of food and not literal human shit . You I am afraid will have to do with human shit .
@ezequiel717
2 жыл бұрын
@@divyanshbhattixa0967 Cope harder reactionary lmao
Russia: "Those are some solid fortifications there, would be a shame if I deployed a million men"
@user-tx3dy6gk4v
2 жыл бұрын
Soviet Union is not Russia
@guy2026
2 жыл бұрын
@@user-tx3dy6gk4v it was geographically know as Russia Or maybe I confused the two either way it was known as Russia geographically
@snaymer1858
2 жыл бұрын
@@user-tx3dy6gk4v The USSR was also called Russia in the media of those years.
@wander67
2 жыл бұрын
Germany actually had more Men than USSR, and some of soviet land was taken. Human wave tactic is a myth.
@snaymer1858
2 жыл бұрын
@@wander67 indeed
The only real power comes out of a long rifle. - Iosif Stalin
@Kristof1
2 жыл бұрын
Give us more, wise comrade
@DrunkenCzechGaming
2 жыл бұрын
@@Kristof1 The death of one man is a tragedy. The death of millions is a statistic. - Iosif Stalin
@Kristof1
2 жыл бұрын
@@DrunkenCzechGaming Comrade, Stavka requires you to do annother one.
@DrunkenCzechGaming
2 жыл бұрын
@@Kristof1 The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything. - Iosif Stalin
@benjaminrobinson7203
2 жыл бұрын
I don't know about the others, but the "millions deaths is a statistic" quote is fake
Now this is real quality content.
@Kristof1
2 жыл бұрын
May thank you
Katyusha:*Start playing* Third Reich: Why i hear the boss fight theme???
"Peace was never an option" -Joseph Stalin
You are like an actual artist holy f, this is incredibly well done.
@rogal1748
2 жыл бұрын
what's so incredibly well done here? that's just a timelapse from a strategic game and some montage, nothing unusual
@Kristof1
2 жыл бұрын
I think he meant that compared to all the other memes this one really stands out as its actually edited with almost all the options i could add, which taken like 8 hours to make, but it was worth it
@ignacioduplan8422
2 жыл бұрын
@@rogal1748 wdym "nothing unusual" there is a lot of work behind this video.
@LSG_Squadron
Жыл бұрын
@@rogal1748 the frontlines were close to realistic, and that is ultra rare in hoi4
@LSG_Squadron
Жыл бұрын
@@rogal1748 man probably did it manually
"The russians did nothing but get faster" -stiener probably
0:36 my smile grew with his
1:20 in particular is a masterpiece, there's just so much hype there
This is epic it’s like the soviets were holding back there strength
@live10yearsinthejointreact80
2 жыл бұрын
That was what the soviets were betting that the German attack would stall thanks to the scorched earth policy which heavily destroyed German supply routes and they were betting on the winter and once that Hit the soviets could go in on them and tear them apart and thanks to over extending supply lines a way to big border and finally German generals and commanders just going for glory and not working together thanks to how German high command was set up the Germany wad doomed when they walked on the doorstep to Moscow
@guywiththesly3321
Жыл бұрын
@Anonymoose64 skill issue
@m1lks0da76
Жыл бұрын
@Anonymoose64 cope wehraboo
Forts, cannons and foreign aid will not help unless every man himself knows that he is the guard of his country." -carl Emil Gustav mannerheim
@live10yearsinthejointreact80
2 жыл бұрын
Yes and apparently must have touched the hearts of soviets soldiers
Never thought I would hear an hardstyle version of that song. Its beautiful.
That URAAAA overlaid on techno Katyusha is just 👌
Virgin Third Reich vs Chad Soviet Union
I am a Germany enjoyer, German Democratic Republic enjoyer. Posting this from my comfie commie block tower, the last bastion of affordable housing in Berlin.
For THE MOTHERLAND!!!! URRAAAA!!! this was the Best edit of the Ussr vs Wehrmatch
@silberschwimmer6167
2 жыл бұрын
@Blitzkrieg Van hauten bro germany is best
@silberschwimmer6167
2 жыл бұрын
its not funny with russia now
@silberschwimmer6167
2 жыл бұрын
@Blitzkrieg Van hauten yes unfortunately
Zhukov , Rokosovsky and Ivan Konev are literally the best , based player in "hardcore" HOI4
who ever was playing Germany in that game wasn't all that great. Once you get past the Dnieper it's quite easy to win.
@pq6251
2 жыл бұрын
once playing as Germany, I lost about 11 divisions invading Denmark, the allies simply redirected all the air and fleet there. I couldn't get it right
@bigbrother7604
2 жыл бұрын
@@pq6251 Happens to the best of us.
@pq6251
2 жыл бұрын
@ToXiCcLoNe 999استنساخ Hearts of iron 4
@bigbrother7604
2 жыл бұрын
@ToXiCcLoNe 999استنساخ Hearts of Iron 4.
@Cookie_Department
2 жыл бұрын
@ToXiCcLoNe 999استنساخ Hearts Of Iron 4
How did you make this one historical on hoi4 Ive never get historical ww2
@Kristof1
2 жыл бұрын
Im using Hoi4 as a Tool, not as a game.
as someone who made an entire lecture about WW2, the end just feels very cool
GO MY SOVIET BROTHEREN BRING GLORY TO THE MOTHERLAND!!!!!🇷🇺
@wander67
2 жыл бұрын
Its flag used by RLA Who fought againist soviets :\
Never challenge Soviet to do something.
@Wehrbund_VRC
Жыл бұрын
Cringe
@sofiaflorina
Жыл бұрын
@@Wehrbund_VRC Is it cringe?
Im not even mad when i lose to soviets as germany because it's historic
Truly a work of art
thank you for creating this masterpiece comrade
That was a pretty historically accurate round for hoi4
BRO EPIC, I BET THIS IS GONNA GET 1 MILLION view
*Grindset above everything* -Joseph Ballin.
i love how you edited a simple hoi4 timeline.
Ratio + Occupied + Cringe + Cry about it + Westerners mad
@justacat2
2 жыл бұрын
twitter is just here, follow me-->🚪🔥
@demetrionthered925
2 жыл бұрын
@vineapplepizza How else could've it gone? That's exactly what happens when a fascist regime invades Soviet Union. Or one of its former states, in this case. We even have Lend-Lease going on, just like old times. Putin attacked Ukraine like Hitler attacked the USSR, and he's going to meet the same end.
This is really great
this video is a masterpiece
this is so perfectly made that’s it’s actually made be a addict i can’t click off xd
@Kristof1
2 жыл бұрын
Yees, yeeees
@PensPen209
2 жыл бұрын
especially the prelude xd
I keep rewatching this because its so good
Massive respect to soviets again
I was an electrician and gas worker in Germany, due to political and financial reasons i had to relocate to Argentina
Dont wake up the red bear while his sleeping
editing is superb
This is basically what happened irl
The Germans and Soviets are two giat superpowers and can’t ignore the fact
Commander Winter is hero of the war.
This is so good imagine if this was taught at the schools in the way shown here
@Kristof1
2 жыл бұрын
Please don't
So underrated broo I liked it Btw did you make music by yourself? its so cool too)
@Kristof1
2 жыл бұрын
I'd wish, this music is gonna be below the video in a minute
"They can't win if I put more men, than they can put ammunition." ~Stalin
@Kristof1
2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like Mao
@Hys-01
2 жыл бұрын
lol at least put more effort to make it sound authentic if you're gonna make up quotes
@tito61103
2 жыл бұрын
@@Kristof1 Mao was fan of Stalin
@americancommunist6076
2 жыл бұрын
not true, soviets just became more advanced, smarter, and well equipped than the germans ever could
@user-uu3fn2os5h
2 жыл бұрын
@@americancommunist6076 КВ-2
I can't srop watching this! This video is so cool quality etc and my favorite part with "death is solution of all problems" with creepy Stalin
You didn’t put the definitely real part where Stalin Uno Reversed the Germans in Stalingrad.
Well Edited Video !
That image of Stalin is nightmare fuel
This is historically accurate
I want to rewatch this many times
I joined discord before KZread and you actually make good content
@Kristof1
2 жыл бұрын
Thank you mate, soon i'll start making even more
Good video comrade
can we just appreciate how fucking amazing that katyusha remix was
@Shoebill_Stork69
Жыл бұрын
I listen to it every day on Spotify.
This video is the best thing that i have saw today...
"Sir! They've taken half our territory and continue to advance!" "Ah, yes. Time to start praying." "Are you saying all is lost, sir?" "Yes, for them, all is lost."
@Kristof1
2 жыл бұрын
Half of european territorry*
@redengineer4380
2 жыл бұрын
@@Kristof1 Think of this conversation happening at around the time of Stalingrad or the Battle of Moscow.
@Kristof1
2 жыл бұрын
it's still a half, or even less idk do you know how big russia is
@redengineer4380
2 жыл бұрын
@@Kristof1 Man, it's a joke comment on a joke video. I'm not going to be hyper-precise with my geography.
@Kristof1
2 жыл бұрын
@@redengineer4380 pardon me, im a larper
I dont think have ever seen a hoi4 game go any other way
Really good vid I already watched at 20 time's
Mass production
СССР❤
Why is this always appear in my recommendation 🤣🤣
@Kristof1
2 жыл бұрын
ONE OF US
@syahdanazaini5661
2 жыл бұрын
@@Kristof1 hehehe
I liked because of the music at the end
Это был самый масштабный come back в истории
1:26 Stalin: CATCH THESE HANDS!
You forgot about Steiner’s counter attack 😩
@ninodesbordesofficial
2 жыл бұрын
Mein fuhrer..... Steiner.... Steiner's attack didn't take place.
@bacca16
2 жыл бұрын
Lmao thats what i was about to say
@mememan4744
2 жыл бұрын
DAS WAR EIN BEFEHL!!!!
@live10yearsinthejointreact80
2 жыл бұрын
Cope
@m1lks0da76
Жыл бұрын
He forgot about it too...
"If you win in the war you will become hero but if you lose in the war you will become villian"
This is amazing 🤩🤩🤩👍
austrian pinter vs gigachad
Hier mit nehme ich die kommentarsection in besitz für das Vaterland
Yes this channel have a great future ı am just gonna subscribe
Very good video, thank you and youtube feed for this piece of entertainment
@Kristof1
8 ай бұрын
Glad you enjoyed it
Virgin Germany/USSR player vs Gigachad Nationalist China Player
@EquinoxKiwi
2 жыл бұрын
Virgin Germany/USSR player/Nationalist China Player vs Gigachad Tannu Tuva Player
@rickrolld1367
2 жыл бұрын
Virgin Germany/USSR player/Nationalist China player/Tunna Tuva player Vs Based Stalin's Children player
@Wehrbund_VRC
Жыл бұрын
@@rickrolld1367 Virgin Russia/China/USA vs The States of Europe [Of course Lead by Germany who else did you thouqht]
I love you for making this, my grandfather and many relatives on my Russian side of family died for peace and extermination of the shitty ass fasicm. Thank you.
The Best Hoi meme what's i ever see
when blitzkrieg exe gets corrupted
The allies struggling to push through the rhine with 2:1 allied to german troops ussr overrunning the lines from stalingrad to berlin casually with 7 million men
Reich: takes half of the soviet union Stalin: you fool! *denazification noises*
I love how there is an URA in the background when techno Katyusha starts playing, the germans pissed themselves when they heard a distant "URAAAA"
This is 30th time ive seen this in my recommended and i cant stop watching
@Kristof1
2 жыл бұрын
I am inevitable
@BABA-zz3qm
2 жыл бұрын
SAME LOL
1:20
Bah... In my games, USSR generally is replaced by the Trotsky version and then invaded and beated. 😐
@Rrgaas
2 жыл бұрын
sadly, that's every no step back dlc gameplay unless you play as the soviets
@danielefabbro822
2 жыл бұрын
@@Rrgaas indeed. But in vanilla there's no meaning in playing soviets. No way to turn USSR into something else. Their tech tree will remain the same and so turning that gameplay into something useless and meaningless.
@Rrgaas
2 жыл бұрын
@@danielefabbro822 yeah
Underrated video
Imagine getting pushed back that far. You know there is No. Step. Back.
Virgin Erika VS Chad Katyusha
i accidentally clicked on this. best accident of my life.
@beefyblom
2 жыл бұрын
It was no accident comrade, you instictively clicked because deep down you knew you had to see this masterpiece
@spooxer
2 жыл бұрын
@@beefyblom *ah ok, i see now.*
never gets old
Death is a solution to all problems Well said and done