Omg PREACH about the working dog issue. I’ve worked at a doggy daycare for 5 years and people with working dogs think daycare will solve all their issues, no they’re NIGHTMARES. I always tell them to try and get their dogs into agility, sled pulling, scent tracking, search and rescue volunteer work etc etc. These dogs not only need physical activity but mental activity and these owners claim they don’t have the time. Well if you don’t have the time for a working breed dog, don’t get one!

@robinbennett6719

3 жыл бұрын

I'm a dog person too and it was super satisfying to hear them talk about this. Constantly seeing working dogs land themselves in pet homes where they don't get jobs. Even exercise isn't enough; these dogs need a mental workout too, not just hours of unstructured fetch in the yard.

I love when Forrest tells stories about growing up in Africa. When I was a kid growing up in the suburbs of Jacksonville, FL trying a new thing meant like the new flavor Mountain Dew or something. With Forrest, trying something new was treating a cut by using the jaws of the Zulu Ant as a suture 🤙

@alexandersen1072

Жыл бұрын

Did you know Lindsay Lohan's character in mean girls is based on forest

@black_hand78

Жыл бұрын

@@alexandersen1072 big doubt

1:10:10 when Retep said needlepoint I had a flashback to the first episodes battle royale

Not sure who's on my team but would choose from these NFL teams Big cat's - Jaguars, Bengals, Panthers and Lions. Birds - Eagles, Falcons, Seahawks, Cardinals and Ravens Specialist - Bears, Rams, Colts, Bronco and Dolphins

I’m sure Forrest is aware that Red Arowana reach well over three feet as adults so he will eventually need a huge tank (or a pond) to house it. In addition they are confirmed “jumpers” so that will need to be addressed also.

Orangutan as my QB- long arms = a lot velocity on the throw Kodak Bear as my RB and OLine = bully ball Gazelle as WR core = speed and jumping ability And polar Bears as my Defence. It’s over.

Fantasy animal leagues should 1000% be the show all three of you collaborate on 😂😂

Great podcast guys, Retep definitely won this Battle Royale!

feeling pride when answering an animal question right😎

this show makes me so happy. really got me nerding out about animals again. and the straightforward comedy without the bs pandering to these apology orgies were getting shoved in our faces 24/7.

The limiting factor in arthropod size is that they have to get oxygen through small openings on the outside of their body. Insects and spiders used to be bigger when the atmosphere was more oxygen-rich. If the atmosphere reverts to its previous state after humans are gone, insects could easily become like 10 times larger. If they evolved a breathing system analogous to lungs in land vertebrates, then there is no serious barrier keeping them from potentially radiating in size to fill all the ecological niches currently filled by mammals.

I’ve buzzed my own head for about six years now. Never have to get breathed on lol

@the_inquisitive_inquisitor

2 жыл бұрын

Same

Dudes I love watching Retep guess correctly!

Retep wins hands down since he considered how his picks could handle the ball. How can an archer fish handle a football? How can a snake run with a ball?

Forrest not understanding that there is only 5 O-lineman and they don’t sack anyone else’s QB is pretty funny

And we have estuarine crocodiles, critically endangered Straw-Headed Bulbuls, pangolins and hybrid otters here in Singapore.. And Alfred Russel Wallace spent 200+ days here while researching the Malay Archipelago.. Now that’s much more interesting than cosmetic surgery on fish.. Cheers! :)

10:05 "You guys might be smart, but I love fucking animals. So..." 😂😭💀

I'm so proud of Retep, he did so well in the animal abilities game and I think his Battle Royale picks were excellent. He's learning a lot, even though he seemed completely wasted during this episode. Patrick, thank you for including more insects in this episode. BUT...what were you thinking. A fish as a quarterback?! I'm very disappointed. Forrest, you should have sticked with the African theme, your black racer is not gonna be able to do squat. Peter definitely won this one. Cheers bros!

@WildTimesPod

3 жыл бұрын

Drunk Peter to be exact 🤣

@wilderevans6520

2 жыл бұрын

@@WildTimesPod drunk Peter is the best Peter, and every time you tell him to shut up he takes another drink. You can control his drunk levels.. to an extent

@wilderevans6520

2 жыл бұрын

@@WildTimesPod hire me, I’ve been watching since like late-March/early-April… 2022, so long time fan, I’ll control his drunkenness to peak levels, look at my profile picture and trust me

My boss's daughter had an Australian Sheppard. He would herd us to the house to pick up our pay. Everyone was scared he would nip but never did. LOL

46:02 LMAO Retep's reaction has me dead

You guys never thought of dolphins as the running back, nobody’s defense could counter that

Really enjoyed the pod much love from Namibia

P.E.T.A started out with great intentions but have lost their way. I cannot tolerate them now as I have seen how they go out of their way to destroy an individual whether the person deserves it or not simply to bring down an industry that they really know nothing about and I am speaking about the Thoroughbred horse industry. I have been involved with this industry for years and plenty of good people are and have been taking care of these beautiful animals with the utmost care and love. Yes there are a few bad apples but there are more good than bad people.

@garymaidman625

Жыл бұрын

P.E.T.A. are the new version of Greenpeace, which are also known terrorists.

during either the Jurassic or cretaceous period there were dragonflies 3-4ft long, i watch alot of pbs eons and its been discovered that insects are limited in size due to the amount of oxygen in the current air

The Bro-fessor won this Battle Royale with the propeller shit slinging hippo defensive line. That was a clever, dirty trick. Also, I love when he has too many Rolling Rocks 👍🍺

“You guys might be smart but I love fu@$ing animals” - Peter

Awsome segment

I have an idea in that rugby match. Person in the right corner can be okay with the super loud monkeys, because gorrilas can sign language. I think there was one famouse gorrila named Koko that could sign language. Im sorry for my english.

wow papa p ditched the cat hat and all the blood rushing to his head let him pick the winning line up for sure, great pod boys

So, for the defense, I would pick the dragon fly. The dragon fly, I've heard, has the highest success rate for attacking and catching its prey. It's like 99.5 % or something. The winner to me is Retep. Has all the positions covered and they counter the other animals. The Gorilla eagle connection is as well known as Brady to gronk. P.s the dragonfly would be the equivalent size of the animals against them

Ah man .. that's definitely one of the times it's ok to sock a lady right in the face.

Lol at Forrest picking bee’s to help his team to go after and get to the quarterback when they’re supposed to be the offensive line. That means they protect the qb not go after him.

oh hi from Switzerland - finally able to join

Peregrine was a deep threat but then papa p picks a qb that can't throw long...

A have an AUS Shepherd mix, and she’s a blast, but definitely spends a lot of time chasing the family. Instinct. She does the rounds at bedtime, yells at me if I’m still up and everyone else is down.

This is one of the tightest Battle Royales to date. Well done, fellas. Mostly. By default, the win goes to Forrest who was the only one who didn't blow a pick. Retep's stork pick and Pat's fish pick were weak.

My dad had our Arowana after it finally died at 6 years old in the freezer to keep so he could still show it off. My mom was disgusted for years just thought it was a similar and funny story involving Arowanas they are incredible and it would jump out of the tank to eat out of your hand.

@ticket2space621

2 жыл бұрын

They're a fairly impressive fish. Incredible abilities

Retep literally said I like fing animals 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Qb : orangutan, defence : reticulated pythons, running back: ostrich, receiver: kangaroo

This starts at 3am my time 😭

@jacobmeier19

3 жыл бұрын

I would stay up too but I have school tomorrow😔

@bryantkeeney5608

3 жыл бұрын

@@jacobmeier19 they should make it illegal to go to school the day after the super bowl

@jacobmeier19

3 жыл бұрын

I 100% agree

I guessed a trap jaw ant exploding ants sound cooler tho 😂

I like the new segment!

RETEP GET AN EAR 👂 TRANSPLANT 😂😂

This game is awesome I need to find more videos with this in them

My Australian Shepard was super mellow but we also took her herding and lived on a huge property with my dad or myself walking her alot.

@jakebruce1034

Жыл бұрын

And that’s exactly why

Archer fish for QB,Cape Buffalo for defense,harpy eagle for receiver, and bison for running back

Definitely my new favorite podcast Also that woman who was ranting at Forrest sounds like that vegan teacher

I just found you guys after seeing Forrest on Joe Rogan an you guys are good and should have heaps more subscribers. Keep it up and you will slowly get huge . Any person that believes an invasive species that's out of control has equal value to a native animal that's threatened buy that invasive species, needs to start eating correctly so they get all there vitamins and minerals and start thinking clearly ,or take 5here medication?

So bugs hundreds of millions of years ago were giant, but the atmosphere was different. There was more oxygen and it was much warmer and more humid. The odds that happens again is very highly unlikely.

I actually knew this! Hag Fish!!! I love weird animals!!! And I grew up instrict religion (NO TV), I did a lot of reading lol

I will not say who won, i'm portuguese and the only football i know doesn't include concussions.

@amacdonald42

3 жыл бұрын

Futbol still has players who get CTE from heading the ball over and over since they were 3... The "guess the animal or insect" game is a must have. Great content once again!

@Max-zq7dq

3 жыл бұрын

Raúl Jiménez

I love Patrick's shirt and Retep's cap is badass too😅

@ChrisLuvsAmber

Жыл бұрын

,Nikki

@10:09 Retep says "I love fucking animals". hahahahahahahaha. tshirt idea?

@the_inquisitive_inquisitor

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao "love fucking" and "fucking love" are pretty different

Many years ago I remember hearing the musician Devendra Banhart (who the antagonist from Get Him to the Greek was based on) talk in an interview about how his parents got plastic surgery for their schnauzer in order to make him look like their grandfather (for reference he is from Venezuela). I never believed it (this is a man most known for his love for LSD and trolling interviewers) until I heard an actual Zoologist talk about plastic surgery on fish lol. If it can happen in Sri Lanka, it can probably happen in Venezuela (or maybe I'm just being racist lol).

That was tough. I think retep honestly won that with the grizzly bear pick. I was waiting for someone to pick bear.

@10:05 to 10:10 without any context 🤣🤣🤣

Monkeys understand the concept of money. They did scientific research that proves it. So paying those monkeys wouldn't be so crazy.

I would have chose hagfish for the offensive line hoping the other team would just get stuck in their slime.

Here's mine before seeing there choices. QB- chimpanzee Rb-hippo Wr-harpy eagle Def-11 Kodiak grizzly bears

@devoniousmaximus533

2 жыл бұрын

Oh offense- gorillas

1. PETA- People eating tasty animals... 2. Brofessor DEFF wins the battle royal 3. Cheers from Upstate NY

Now all Vegans will stop drinking coconut milk, that is fine more for me.

i think that forrest had the best picks in the battle royale this evening the defense of bull elefants woulld bring enough flys that the archer fish would be distracted by the all you can eat buffet of fly also the chimpanzee is the most crucial choice for qb.

Why isn't the ocean just slime then?

That hair is insane

Y’all, livin in the wrong country, 9pm premiere for me

@snowfox94

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao 2am for me

So I've got a game for you guys, It's called "How Many People". It's something me and my friends play all the time and always get a hell of a kick out of it. Here is how it works: The goal of the game is to find out what is the minimum amount of people it would take to kill X animal without tools or equipment (just nude, nothing on em'). This would happen within a cage match setting, so there is nowhere to run and no strange terrain or inclement weather, the size of the cage will obviously vary based on the amount of people and size of chosen animal. The people being weighed up against whatever animal you choose are males, roughly 170 lbs and 5'10" also they do not have a sense of fear and regular self preservation. This is because the point of these guys are to do whatever it takes to kill X animal, and if that mean someone has to hop down a throat or be a distraction then so be it (obviously not realistic but more interesting). This means that only one of out of however many people you pick need to be alive by the end of the fight. So if you guys could settle an age old debate for me and my friends and decide how many people would it take to win against a male grizzly bear, that would be awesome! Also I love the podcast, and Forrest you inspire me to do more conservation work everyday!

I used to have a Twitter account and was having a discussion with a vegan. I soon realized this vegan was insane, so I blocked her. She created a new account to continue the 'discussion'. I blocked the second account and she came back and created a third account. These people are genuinely insane. On a side note, the monkey temple on Ubud is fantastic, luckily I didn't have anything stolen from me there.

Think Papa P took the cake this round, those howler monkeys really set the bar

Love the game!

Forrest is a homie, i get so mad when people argue that they're opinion outweighs science

What organization besides Peta has a 89 percent death rate . Make a wish 🤣🤣

This guys really upset that you stole his man bun lol chill guy

33:12 staring contest!

gravity prevents insects from getting that big. an exoskeleton weighs too much. an ant the size of a ln elephant would be crushed under its own weight. plus the time of insects was the carboniferous

Arrowana surgery is a legit thing only for the health of the fish though, excess fat deposits behind their eyes affect them negatively an cutting torn or ripped fins to regrow better is healthy for the fish an reduces chance of infection

Welp im staying up🤣

You should figure out what was in that tea

Patrick won this round, those howler monkeys will drive every animal crazy and his team automatically win. Bonus point for having a team with all land, air, water animals. All about that inclusivity🤣

Forest should have caught this but he didn’t. The peregrine falcon is NOT the fastest animal. That title goes to the Mexican free tailed bat, flying at straight line speeds of up to 100 mph. The peregrine falcon DIVES at 323 mph. The falcon uses altitude and gravity to help it achieves these speeds while the bat 🦇 can fly in a straight line unchallenged.

Good ep. Forest homie it’s funny as hell watching you say ‘ and it’s scientifically not ‘ while your voice gets super high pitched hahaha. 25:50

Hell they had a baboon doing railroad switches for whiskey in africa

Don't worry reteP, Patricia's lil bun there isn't a true man bun. It's a lil bit of the top and side and back. Looks dorky af

I doubt you guys will see this but I had a friend from Singapore in college and his dad was super rich and had red Arowanas. Apparently they are all super inbred now because of the pet trade and some come out looking ugly as all heck. So I bet this has cropped up as a means of hiding how Inbred your fish is.

An archer fish and a Peregrine falcon? Pat what are you using as a football? An almond? A falcon would be solid defense with its eyesight and speed every pass would be knocked down. They could also stop a running play with a ~300mph hit. Peter wins this one. Only because I’m picturing a washed up Peyton Manning in a gorilla suit throwing dimes into a storks bread basket.

That 50 second build up always sounds like Trump in the earlier episodes, glad he's able to pizzazz it up or not drag out nowadays. He's more wise about his time and words now, growth is beautiful

does Forrest play rugby league or union ?

Pat “ Ragnar “ Deluca

I think I'm gonna have to say Retep won this battle

I love how Forrest binged peaky whenever he could like me. Truly one of the greatest shows of all time

Pat wins, that offence is unstoppable

Patrick wins this battle royal. Power back with the rhino. Fastest WR in the world. And a QB that is very accurate. with the snake offensive line to scare the defense. Easy win for Pat

I got news for ya bros that top knot shit dosnt look good on anyone . Lol

Fuck yes my favorite episode soon as forest goes into how against science speciesist talk bullshit is. Love the pod cast And yes forest u are very good at ranting lol

The homie Retep wins this one

Forrest wins because he went with (da one and only coach Ditka's) plan of taking the best defense. His team will be doing da super bowl shuffle all the way to victory.....even though retep literally chose (da) bears 🐻 👨

Funny how all the liked comments are the ones that support Retep's battle royale. That being said, Retep won

I would say retep won but he picked hippos so Papa P wins this one

Pat won, but he should have chosen the blue whale as an offensiveline just place it vertically across the pitch. Non of the land based animals would be able to go past it!

@davidcoquelle3081

3 жыл бұрын

The pitch is 159.9 feet and the blue whale can grow to be a 100 feet in length + whatever size of an aquarium it would need to be in

i think Forrest won that battle. but close...

I am a raging speciest