At the end of each show you should decide who accidentally created the best new band name. I think Cocaine Hippos wins this one.

@WildTimesPod

3 жыл бұрын

FUCK YES.

Mitch is just a physical mashup of Forrest, Pat, and Retep

I think this was my favourite podcast yet, couldn't stop laughing

All I wanna say is that the dog licking the ball was far worse than Pats pen clicking

I actually used to have night terrors like Mitch and have scared my friends every time I have every gone camping. I have also woken up in my underwear on the street outside my house because of them.

Mitch wins bc the broducer told us it’s a wasted vote

@thisguygrant

3 жыл бұрын

Mitch Wins

I hope you guys have Mitch on more in the future. This was one of my favorite episodes

The Broducer takes this one. The Dik-Dik/French Bulldog combo is adorable. Great pod this week guys. The addition of a tanked head of bro-tography was a home run

Ouch Mitch how could you? As a still photographer that clip just crushed my soul. I go hiking with my 600mm lens and if just a TWIG hits it I cringe violently. No no no no no.

sorry chicken man we are not leaving 😂😂😂😂

Going back and watching old vids since I just found this. Forest 100% should have gone for leopard legs because danger kitten mittens with hidden terror claws

I gotta go with Pappa P on this one - unbelievable cuteness crossed with some kind of lovecraftian horror vibes

Gotta cast my vote for the Bro-ologist. Throwing Cassowary talons at the end of a slithery otter torso is the stuff of nightmares

@IsaacsonSeth

3 жыл бұрын

Terrifying, but can the slow loris head really make that monster cute?

A human head on the body of a porcupine with the legs of a house cat, that literally sounds like the stuff of nightmares, it could physically and verbally assault you at the same time

Now I understand where the freezereflex has it's use.

Gotta go with Forrest on this one. Like the Cassowary with the otter and the slow loris. Papa P with an impressive performance too.

Mitch is the best guest he needs to make more guest appearances on the pod ! Retep wins the royal the head of a mitch

Body of a corgi arms and legs of a praying mantis and the head of a red panda.

Im gonna have to go with mitch. Imagine a long legged seal gorilla. Immaculate

Well, The Termites seem to be alright~!!!

Is the guy that heavy equipment hat wearing a t-shirt with a picture of himself on it?

He said “Welcome to Africa “ after the rhino lmaooo

It's 1am in Cali

Forrest are you going to do a season 3 of extinct or alive ?

Hippocalypse is going to happen.

Retep wins it. I'm voting for him for two reasons. One: I produced a visual representation of this creature (see Discord) and it's out of this world. Two: He basically assembled a quokka and nothing is cuter than a quokka.

Head would be a giant river otter body of a grizzly bear for fluffiness and the legs of a zebra

Reteps is the supreme one. Those suckers will make quick work, though the seal gorilla would make a good contender

Shit this is hard. Idk even know what my picks would be all I know is I want the head of a red deer. I'll just default my vote for Retep.

@WildTimesPod

3 жыл бұрын

safety first

I’d take a baby hippo off their hands. I have a little pond on my property. I’d raise him to be my guard hippo :)

New desk?

May I suggest an addition to the drinking game? Anytime "the listeners" are addressed to check out the youtube video you gotta drink?

What episode was the rhino episode?

I love techno music too 🥰

@WildTimesPod

3 жыл бұрын

who doesn't

@RosieandFriends1

3 жыл бұрын

Valid point 🤣

Mitch how would you like it if someone was clinking glass while you’re filming a rhinoceros ?

Mitch wins the battle royal easily this time. Seems the least creepy but could still destroy you easily .

One week it’s pat’s pen clicking and this week it’s everything on mitch’s side... I didn’t wanna be this person, but omg I cannot hear anything they’re saying. My ADD is kickinnnn

My creature: head of a chihuahua Body of a bald eagle Legs - particularly the feet - of Oprah

This is by far the greatest royal ever. Y'all made true abominations this time. I thought the blobfish was bad from retep. The DikDik Bull-puss: What the actual fuck was you on for that, pat? that's a cocaine by-product if i ever heard of one. But then, forest: you made a spirited away demon that'll chase you down while staring at you like it's about to cry for what it's about to do to you. Also could be found staring out at you from the water as a tiny, sad face.

"I have a PHD in Shitology beech."

Hi Forrest! I was wondering do you believe in Bigfoot

i think forrest won its death all around and 99% cute

Forest WINS

Retep wins every time. Without a question. Sorry but it’s true

Forrest forgot to mention the bullshit they're talking on the pod in the beginning

Would you rather be trapped in westworld with the robot cowboys and the safety net that makes it so you can't die malfunctions. (Note I've only seen the first season and I didn't pay that much attention) Or Be trapped on Jurassic Park

@coltonbursch6300

3 жыл бұрын

I vote for mitch

Easy mitches head 4 the win but if it makes mitch stay for another pod he wins

K I don't wanna sound like a karen here but ffs forest just let the man tell his story ..

Mitch gotta lock the dog up next time. That was terrible

Forrest once again working his ass off to keep everyone on point with the object of the Battle Royale. Let’s break this down: Sorry papa p but there is nothing cute about tentacles. The brofessor lost me with Mitch’s head cause that’s just subjective cuteness, depending on how drunk you are at the time. Mitch should get props for it being his first time playing the game, but the gorilla body is just a bigger hairier version of any man’s body so again unfortunately subjective (not sure how drunk you’d have to be to ask that thing for its number). So that leaves Forrest, which I have to also disqualify because bird feet are flat out disgusting so you lost me there broologist. The winner is (drumroll) THE PLATYPUS! Come on fellas you didn’t even have to make this creature up! It’s cute from head to toe, looks like three different animals, glows in the dark, has a venomous barb and for all we know is probably trained in some form of martial arts and knows witchcraft. Wow I put a lot of thought into that comment. I hope I win that damn shirt! You guys are awesome, brostener til the wheels fall off 🤙

what the fuck is that background noise! it’s honestly hard to keep focus on them talking

Mitch is super a horrible storyteller

DUDE! WHAT ABOUT THE PICTURE OF THE DAMN BAT!? It was the first freakin critter you gays talked aboot Fer F sake! Well..... glad YOU GUYS got to see it!..... LOL! Just giving you "gays" a HarD time! 🤣😁