"The machine will call you when it's ready." Welcome to 2020.

@wastedbread8036

3 жыл бұрын

for real lol

@gamerboyss5310

3 жыл бұрын

smasung lul

@Mr.bllunt

3 жыл бұрын

Notify not call

@Lions61

3 жыл бұрын

Does that already exists or should I try and make it...

@gkprivate433

3 жыл бұрын

@@Lions61 yes it exists. Several brands, even in laundromats will notify you.

Charlie believing that he will receive a call on his mobile phone is simply classic.

@Jackrazorus

11 ай бұрын

Ironically, they actually can do that now.

"Hi mom. I thought you were my washing machine." - everyone aged 17

@MarcusAgapus

4 жыл бұрын

Underrated joke

@BooHi

3 жыл бұрын

After that men get old and they gotta find a new and young washing machine.

@vibhordeshpande4665

3 жыл бұрын

Woah 😳

@CountryMetal01

3 жыл бұрын

it's your laundry you clean it

@Raidersmomma2489

2 жыл бұрын

Haha I had been doing my own laundry for quite sometime by then lmao

It's funny that Alan gets to make Charlie the butt of the joke for a change. Charlie was fascinated with the goddamn washing machine

“I thought you were my washing machine.” Rich guy problems

@akashchoudhary8162

4 жыл бұрын

@Slavic Soldier More like first world problems.

@proserfina21096

4 жыл бұрын

@Slavic Soldier Everyone has mobile phone than owning a washing machine.I dont.

@antontoshaboy8264

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

This is actually live footage of charlie sheen learning how a washing machine works...

@VixXstazosJOB

4 жыл бұрын

Nah stop, the Charlie Sheen is not that ignorant XD

@andrewbui8295

3 ай бұрын

@@VixXstazosJOB you sure about that? just recently he got upset about his daughter having an OnlyFans

The last six seconds (3:06-3:12) of Alan staring Charlie down before he exits the laundry room is the stuff of classic comic timing. Sometimes I rewind it just to catch that moment.

@wendyfan8071

Жыл бұрын

Agreed!😅

@redips

10 ай бұрын

Alan: i thought my son was stupid, but my brother don't know what a washing machine is. lol

@r-w-r

9 ай бұрын

I watch it at 0.75x speed to screw up the comic timing.

Later in the episode: *After Alan and Charlie's argument* Alan: "Oh yeah, you're the smart one. You know how I know? The washing machine called and told me!"

@yoyo7329l

5 ай бұрын

thats good writing over there. this series has plenty of those that's why i love it

2019 and washing machines can now call you on your cell phone.

@caci111

4 жыл бұрын

dont forget 2 tip them

@murrayc9615

4 жыл бұрын

Take THAT, "Simpsons" and your future prediction nightmare of Trump becoming President

@ant1440

4 жыл бұрын

Call? No I believe the app just sends u notification, still cool tho

@GuerraDeAjedrez

4 жыл бұрын

With andruino?

@graysroksan

4 жыл бұрын

I feel ripped off. Mine just texts me

He should have just straight paid Alan to do it instead.

@mariogarcia620

5 жыл бұрын

I don’t think cell Allen’s to already too much a smooch.

@mrfafaa96

4 жыл бұрын

Considering that Alan lives with him rent free, Alan should be doing it for him without pay.

@duburakiba

3 жыл бұрын

@@mrfafaa96 charlie did it

@xlucislux3137

3 жыл бұрын

He has the money 🤣😂

@freggo6604

3 жыл бұрын

or reduce his rent...oh wait... ;-)

2:02 Will never get over his reaction here 😂 It's so innocent

I can't wait for that machin that cooks two peices of bread at the same time

@jackgibsxxx0750

4 жыл бұрын

It's called a skillet. You put your bread in it and put a slice of cheese on each slice and wait a bit then put the 2 slices together.

@HectorJimenez-ee9zi

4 жыл бұрын

@@jackgibsxxx0750 alan was referring to a toaster.

@jackgibsxxx0750

4 жыл бұрын

@@HectorJimenez-ee9zi well what good is that?? You can't make grilled cheese in something like that!! A man could starve!! 😉😉

@EagleOneM1953

4 жыл бұрын

Ours is called a toaster...

@Rick_Sanchez_C137_

4 жыл бұрын

jackgibs xxx07 You’re doing it wrong! You take a skillet and put it on the stove, turn it on, throw in a pat of butter, take a piece of bread, rip out a roundish hole in the center, throw it in skillet, break an egg into the hole, wait about a minute and a half and carefully flip it, salt and pepper to taste, wait another minute and a half and repeat as necessary until full (I usually eat two, love these things-also, you can toast the rounds and feed to the dogs, they love em.)

Moments where Charlie learnt something basic were so fun. Its character development in its own way, he learns new things and for once, finds joy in things other than boinking women, drinking and gambling

"In fact i'm doing the laundry" "You're doing the laundry?" "Yes" *gets a call on his cellphone* "That's probably them now" 😂

"It's a washing machine, not a cocktail waitress" LMAO

I miss these guys man. It's 2019 n I'm reminiscing too much

@JohnnyDominion

4 жыл бұрын

I miss them too. Nothing lasts forever.

@YashvardhanSingh-cw4jn

2 жыл бұрын

every year you will get same reply over this comment about same mind state of every guy who ever watched this amazing show.

@anubhagoel1499

2 жыл бұрын

@@JohnnyDominion hey man I love this show I can't cope with real life after watching these guys lifestyle 😭

“Maybe I’ll just buy her some new clothes.” lol

Honestly, I don't think I'll ever be able to answer how did Alan manage to keep a straight face the whole time 🤔 Great actor and one of the funniest moments to ever be seen in "two and a half men" 👍😉😂😂😂... Happy holidays, everybody! 🎉🎉🎉

@freggo6604

3 жыл бұрын

straight face... easy... he was picturing his next paycheck.

@K.Spade7902

10 ай бұрын

Comedy Gold!

“Oh hey mom, I thought you were my washing machine.” Lmao

the machine will call on ur cellphone.. yes now its happening for real... Alan called that

@nonmagicmike723

2 жыл бұрын

They probably got the idea from the show.

i remember i used to be amazed at opening and closing the washer's lid *open washer**water stops* *closes washer**water flows* wow this is fun and so cool

This reminds me of freshman year of college where I had to teach like 15 people on my hall how to do their own laundry 🙄

@rocknroller77

4 жыл бұрын

Daniel Anderson jeez us

@annekuria2771

3 жыл бұрын

@@rocknroller77 🤣🤣🤣

@dalehall2067

3 жыл бұрын

I remember the first time I did mine and put in too much detergent. Thank goodness it was late at night he wouldn’t see the times of detergent coming out of the machine. I left quickly and went to another laundromat

@chrisjohnson7872

3 жыл бұрын

Same yo

@tylerthepotato4052

3 жыл бұрын

It surprises me that a lot of people in college don't know how to do laundry.

this episode never gets old

lol I love how he looks at charlie like he is crazy after he jokes the washing machine calls him when its done and now we have ones that send us texts when its done.

Honestly, a bluetooth washing and drying machine that texted you when it was finished its cycle would be freaking awesome. Why hasn't someone made this idea real yet?

@archontakis91

9 жыл бұрын

you know it has right? for several years now

@NiVi192

5 жыл бұрын

I'd say, because absolutely nobody needs that!!! 😫😫 I mean they exist, but... Look sweetie, when you're home you'll hear the machine's alarm anyway or maybe get the least bit of agility together and check next time you use the bathroom. When you're not home, what does it really help to know it's already done?! 🤷🏻‍♀️ So the reminder of having to peg out washing as soon as you get home can piss you off for the rest of the day? So you can turn it open via your phone for venting and find the washing powder spilled all over the bathroom floor as you'd forgotten the box was on top?! 😟 Don't you think it is really just another overpriced baublery that Silicon Valley data suckers have come up with to even control our cleanliness mannerisms and randomly sneak in complementary high-tech washing machine adds on your phone?! ... Only because they know for sure enough impressionable customers are falling for that nonsense fearing otherwise they won't be on a par with their environment in this high-tech society!? Seriously dude, we both know it's out there and we know you and a bunch of other lambs have sucked the hype in already. However, we also know how needless it is for human progress ... how retardant it actually turns out after a week when you have to call pricey tech support to get clean underwear because your the stupid bluetooth connection keeps hanging up^^ Go for it, I'm sure they are already on sale on Amazon!👍🏻

@gimcrack555

5 жыл бұрын

In North Carolina, when I lived there. There was a laundromat/bar call Soap N Suds. Where the laundromat was in the back. Each machine had numbers that light up. When you go to the bar in front, there is a number board to look at. When your laundry is done in a machine your number lights up on the board. Where it's time to put in the other machine or take out and fold them. This should be everywhere in the USA. Great name combo as well.

@TomDeVito

5 жыл бұрын

Fun fact Samsung already makes a washer and dryer with Bluetooth

@MsMesem

5 жыл бұрын

It's called the Internet of things coming with 5 G . Stop this madness, research 5 G and boycott intelligent devices....they spy on you is all. Made In USA white wear was the best. Maytag, Whirlpool, hope they still last.

2:59 Machines like these actually exist today. Wow, how far we have come.

@muzaffartariq4141

4 жыл бұрын

Smartie TV ikr i was about to say the same thing. Pretty cool to use too

@tanveerhasan2382

2 жыл бұрын

*What will they think of next!*

@youknow227

2 жыл бұрын

@@tanveerhasan2382 they say scientists are inventing a phone where you can see someone's face when you call them YEAH RIGHT!!!

@r-w-r

9 ай бұрын

They also finally have the machine that cooks two slices of toast on the market.

Ringtone Charlie: Hello??? Hii mom i thought u were my washing machine...

Charlie- ok I can do this .. I can just turn it on and stick 'em in Alan-its a washing machine.. not a cocktail waitress

I think this is the only time we saw this part of the house.

this never gets old

Charlie Sheen is one heck of an actor...🖖🏻👌🏻

He left the detergent open. Thats making me uncomfortable.

@Pl4gue.D0ctor

5 жыл бұрын

Destro Mars me too

@FreeYourSpirit512

4 жыл бұрын

New sheldon or monica detected

@ehsanalavi3427

4 жыл бұрын

Glad someone else picked on that one! I was looking at it the whole time waiting for it to tip over 😲

@MsHSpring

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@LilithsOwn303

4 жыл бұрын

I am also an OCD case, can't stand that the bottle is left open! :)

This is when the show was funny.

@dylanhazard7360

5 жыл бұрын

Erik Hopkins wen they still had charlie

@harishnunkoo509

4 жыл бұрын

@@dylanhazard7360 yep, good old days. Two and a half men is not Two and a half men without Charlie.

"Hello. Oh hey Mum, I thought you were my washing machine." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

What's funny is how we thought that was so far-fetched back then but now it's a common feature

@typhoon5040

2 жыл бұрын

It existed back when the episode was filmed

Alan's look from 3:06 to 3:11 is just priceless! Hahahahaha!

@thakurneerajsingh2731

2 жыл бұрын

He don't need any dialogue his expressions are enough

"don't worry the machine will call you on your cell phone" Bro that sonded so ridiculous back then but now in 2023 you can make it so it sends you a text or a notification on your phone 😂😂

"It's probably them now." ☠😂🤣😅

I'm a fully grown man, 27 years of age, and I still understand Charlie's dillema.

I actually learned when to use fabric softner, lolz

@jorgebermudez737

5 жыл бұрын

I've always poured two lids of fabric softener right after I've shoved the detergent. I think I'm going to stick to this way because I'm too lazy to do it the way Alan said you're suppose to do it. 😂

@bossboy191919

4 жыл бұрын

@@jorgebermudez737 most people do so

@jorgebermudez737

4 жыл бұрын

@@bossboy191919 I would have imagined.... But I'm not everybody.... And you never know.

@kimcantswim174

4 жыл бұрын

The only reason i use fabric softener is it makes my laundry smell nice

I saw this episode when it first came out. I went to best buy the other day and I saw a washing machine with blue tooth. It let's you know when your clothes are done. My first thought was darn I should have invented that.

@elmerfudd5738

5 жыл бұрын

yeah.... dumbasses who can't tell time would fork over several thousand dollars for a fooking washine machine. SMH

@brandondookeran1309

5 жыл бұрын

@@elmerfudd5738 learn to fucking write properly before u criticize others dumbass

@milutin.mp4

4 жыл бұрын

@@brandondookeran1309 *you

@jacob.calloway6833

4 жыл бұрын

I just set an alarm on my phone... so you really want to put another grand for Bluetooth installed?

Kinda reminds me of when Bush Jr. went through the check out line and asked what that red light was. LOL

mine just yells at me from across the house when its done.

@lukewarmwater6412

3 жыл бұрын

mine sounds like a logging truck driving by, so I know when it is done.... when I can hear the tv again!

@mnicolas9742

2 жыл бұрын

@@lukewarmwater6412 more like a rocket, but yeah, i feel ya

Nowadays nobody is laughing at Alan's expression any more, that the machine is gonna call you on your cellphone.

@falcon-ng6sd

5 жыл бұрын

I laughed BECAUSE that doesn't sound absurd any more!

@john.wick1

5 ай бұрын

2024... Washing machine schedules the laundry for you, they do have Bluetooth, you can even turn them on from work halfway across town... heck, some even schedule their own tub cleanings & maintenance.

Episodes like this is where I like John Cryer’s acting.

“That’s probably them now” 😂

The whole cocktail waitress back and forth was great. "They're mostly synthetic." "Add a beat-up Civic and an ex-husband and we're back to cocktail waitress."

I love Alan's expressions!

The washer does make a sound like a ringing when it's done, and it's loud enough, no need to sit right next to it.

Allan's reactions are everything

I love this show

I need a Charlie in my life.

@KrishmanyuThakur

2 жыл бұрын

So in your ideal life you want to be alan and want someone else to be charlie. Be the sheen Maaaaaan

I don't like too much TV watching, but I love this program!

How the writers came up with this episode is creatively amazing. The dialogues alone make up for the funny tale.

Theres stacks of Video out there of two and half men ,BUT this is one of the Best.👏👍

"The washer will call you when it's ready" It's 2022 why have I never heard of a washer doing this!

I can relate. The first time I had to pump gas was very interesting. It took me about 20 minutes to figure it out. BTW, I was 33 LMAO.

@moro7367

3 жыл бұрын

It was a proud moment in history. you should be so proud

@carultch

3 жыл бұрын

How did you never pump gas until age 33? Did you live in a state that requires full service? Did you never drive a car until age 33?

@ignaciogodoy7095

3 жыл бұрын

The problem is when the machine fails to pump, keep your money, and you have nobody to ask what to do, or when you fill the tank and still is gas left you already pay for it, and you have nobody to ask your change back.

@joseyeastwood

2 жыл бұрын

Don't ever tell that story again what are you special needs.

Gee alan is a clairvoyant. For the last year, my local laundrette does text me when my washing is ready.

i watch this every time i do laundry. it never fails to make me laugh.

I love how charlie believe all what alan told him. Hahaha

What a cute episode

Gotta love Charlie

Machine calling you when its done: a joke then, Reality now.

how we gonna know when its done? -dont worry the machine would call you on your cellphone hahahah

OMG This was the best show!

Just like the first time I learned how to do laundry lol

You know what? Nowaday, the wahser can really call you on your the smartphone when it's done working!

I'm with Charlie. Life's too short to do your own laundry.

I can't wait for that machine that cooks three pieces of bread at the same time.

I hear scientists are working on a machine that can cook two pieces of bread at the same time . Shuuussssh… That timing of the Shussssh.

3:07 Alan's look was hilarious

Charlie did better then me when I did laundry my first time doing the laundry. When I started doing laundry at 14, I broke the washing machine and parents weren't happy lol

I feel so identified with this episode. My machine washer is still a big mystery to me.

Did I break it?

2:43: Yeah, well, I’ve got a machine that can cook *4* pieces of bread at the same time, so suck on that!

It's pretty cutting edge😂

Thats funny how fast the times went by, now our washers can call us lol

Child's response is priceless...

Its a washer machine not a cocktail waitress!!! This was a funny one teaching charlie

Greatest movie ever!!!!!!!

He actually believed that 😂😂😂

This reminds me of when I first learned how to do laundry.

I have a washer/dryer combo in my house that I could pair to my phone and it actually could text me when a cycle is done.

Let's be honest, we all opened and closed the washing machine lid repeatedly as kids

@carultch

3 жыл бұрын

The one in my house had the interlock switch disabled, so it wouldn't turn off when you do that. I prefer it without the interlock switch, so you can keep the water filling while you add clothes and detergent.

@kathypepe3103

Жыл бұрын

Yes, I certainly did! But the kind I have now is a front loader. The only way to open it if I need to add more clothes is to press pause & wait for it to unlock. Less fun this way LOL

Chandler and Joey talking to each other

I was so like Charlie when i first learned how to do laundry

I shouldn't be surprised. Thanks.

Best part 3:00 to 3:12 So hilarious XD

too good.

"what will they think of next" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 whose here 2022

My cousin has a see through washing machine as well as a matching dryer. I bet Charlie would have a fun time with that one.

Now the machine will call you. Haha 😂

"It's a washing machine, not a cocktail waitress."

“I hear scientists are working on a machine that can cook two pieces of bread at the same time.“ 🤫

"the machine will call you on your cellphone...really!?..." :D :D :D

Its funny that they casually drink vodka in the middle of the day

Funny thing is that there are washers and dryers that can notify you in your phone nowadays. Lol.

This show is comfort food

Alan can't get a win anymore. Makes fun of charlie for saying the washer will call and in the future is possible. Charlie gets all the luck

Thanks!