Tank is total carnivore. He sees the pizza and says "That's not food; that's what my food eats!" He's gonna be a big game hunter.

@frostiee5471

5 жыл бұрын

He's a predator

@Imbapiranha

5 жыл бұрын

Turtles suck at games

@charlieswearingenii4961

5 жыл бұрын

When I was a kid I had this pond near my house that had dozens of turtles, and my dad and I saw a duck land there and get EVISCERATED by all the turtles.... It was the most macabre and natural thing I ever saw!! 🐢 😈😎

@Jordan_Dossou

5 жыл бұрын

@@charlieswearingenii4961 oof

@rustyshackleford7265

5 жыл бұрын

Yep a turtle is going to develop complex language skills and use a rifle. You heard it here first

I love how tank tries to grab a second shad and grabs a carrot instead but drops it because he only wants shad.

don't feed them too much pizza, they'll turn into ninjas

@boteboi

3 жыл бұрын

Dracodracarys 233 LOL

@LosDelphines

3 жыл бұрын

Omg xD

@nathanquijada5252

3 жыл бұрын

Dracodracarys 233 lol

@hadihamid1560

3 жыл бұрын

they will air on tv

@mostafaplayz9045

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated

I love how the turtle is like: "Man, is this for free or do i have to pay for it?" *1:11*

@pkm4chinegun

3 жыл бұрын

Perfect description for the timestamp lmao

@thedragonarena

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@IAlwaysC0meB4ck

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@thehumanspet10

3 жыл бұрын

XD

@bigcat3875

2 жыл бұрын

turtle: meh ima take another bite :>

1:28 im crying he tried to grab the whole ass BAG what an absolute madman...

@NinaNina-zi6xs

5 жыл бұрын

Me

@marilynnscorner345

5 жыл бұрын

And was hauling ass too wasn’t he🤣🤣🤣

@theadvancedfloof3514

5 жыл бұрын

*Me when I see a jar of cookies*

@Ambipie

5 жыл бұрын

Tank the absolute unit

@cheerioherio1251

5 жыл бұрын

october taking secure the bag to a whole new level

Guy on the the internet makes pizza for the turtles *Everyone liked that*

@paddyguthrieaitken3695

5 жыл бұрын

Yes and would not mind eating that that pizza

@fflowwgt4332

5 жыл бұрын

#DDM

Ninja Turtle : pizza Turtle irl : watermelon pizza

@neurotoxinc

2 жыл бұрын

Pizza time

1:28 *Me and my sister trying to take the bag of chips from my dad*

@waklongmusicartcentre2156

3 жыл бұрын

True🤣🤣

@yyecc4e5

3 жыл бұрын

0:37

@Aers09

3 жыл бұрын

Same

I never thought i would enjoy watching some dude feed random aquatic life

@j3ttagrl420

5 жыл бұрын

i know, me too!!

@atrumphasmatis6719

5 жыл бұрын

Right lol for me it’s how much he cares about them and knows each one. You’re a good guy brother.

@brokemechanicfpv1420

5 жыл бұрын

Right!

@ntactime_w3488

5 жыл бұрын

not random they have names

@electrickpower1232

5 жыл бұрын

Same 😂

Tank is like that one of the college roommate that hit the gym and eat nothing but meat

@AhmedEx1.

5 жыл бұрын

He is Raphael 😃

@blitz4630

5 жыл бұрын

Why ninja turtles smh

@markuslanz88

5 жыл бұрын

Disgusting eating habits

@markuslanz88

5 жыл бұрын

@@xxdefaultlulzsecxx106 no surprise that a satanist enjoys incorporating death into himself, but don't talk to me with that bullshit

@markuslanz88

5 жыл бұрын

@Hazards De I couldn't care less about what you are doing to your body. Advantage is mine

The fact that turtles actually say the word 'chomp' when eating is too pure for my soul

The way they just grab a quick bite and run away each time is so cute😂

@WigglerBros

4 ай бұрын

They need to go back in the water to swallow it

Turtle: *Grabs plastic bag* Ocean cleanup crew: *Am I a joke to you?*

@pjlove367

5 жыл бұрын

💀💀💀

@allisonallen8826

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@charleswilliams8500

5 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@gustavoalonso9781

5 жыл бұрын

LOL

@albearx

5 жыл бұрын

:D

Whenever this guy comes to them they like “ *Tonight we dine boys* ”

@IceisNice_FollowingChrist

5 жыл бұрын

lol

@lilpanic5727

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@lilpanic5727

5 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment.

@iamnotlorna

5 жыл бұрын

💀💀💀

@SeanFerree

5 жыл бұрын

😁😁😂

Tank's the Rapheal of this group of Turtles

When people look up what turtles like to eat Answer: Turtles like pizza

@SisiSimon93

3 жыл бұрын

I was surprise to see. Im wonder if my turtle would like it

Tank's liking them proteins, no wonder since he's so buffed.

@iconuzi7604

5 жыл бұрын

This is just the feeding turtles random shit channel.

@kama8354

5 жыл бұрын

Bruh someone unliked

@kama8354

5 жыл бұрын

It was 666

@rykquoa9152

4 жыл бұрын

Dead no one cares that’s fake anyways

@kama8354

4 жыл бұрын

ktran reported

Tank says "To many carbs in that melon pizza! I'll just eat the meat toppings because of the protein, how else do you think I got so big? Its all muscle baby!"

@CharanJit

5 жыл бұрын

Tank is on keto 😄

@Jcrash1

5 жыл бұрын

RICOFRITO ketogenic turtle lmfao

@acroztictemperrz943

5 жыл бұрын

RICOFRITO i was thinking the exact same thing

@totallynotpaul6211

5 жыл бұрын

#keto

i like how he feeds and looks after the turtles like its his family

All the turtles”Let’s eat vegan pizza”Tank”nope

Gordon Ramsay would even call that pizza absolutely astonishing

@slash5245

5 жыл бұрын

ᾦῖʑ he would also want to add some salt and peppa

@enricopucci5165

5 жыл бұрын

Delicious some good fucking food

@quinnh4313

5 жыл бұрын

ᾦῖʑ Gordon Ramsay would show us how to hunt and prepare turtles

@alecbaldwinsnotpropgun

5 жыл бұрын

No he would say it’s raw and call you a donkey

@gnosticmom2805

5 жыл бұрын

As long as it doesn't have pineapple on it!

I love it how they take a bite and they think twice about it like “You know, I could have some more...”

@MrLouispills

5 жыл бұрын

@backinBlack likeafuneral they need water to swallow if I'm not wrong

@ilikepotatos7436

5 жыл бұрын

@@MrLouispills you are correct

@neerch1987

5 жыл бұрын

backinBlack likeafuneral they need to go into water to swallow it

@milkman206

5 жыл бұрын

Me literally eating anything

@102allenwalker

5 жыл бұрын

rhiannon Lmao 🤣 that’s me when someone offer me food

You are so kind! Thank you for making them happy with food they love, while living in there pond! Love watching these beautiful 🐢's!!!

We need more people like him

1:28 Mission failed. We'll get'em next time.

@alephnull4044

5 жыл бұрын

Goes straight for the mother lode XD

@lewiscliffe434

5 жыл бұрын

In my head I said that in captain prices voice.

@hugedickerinokripperino5299

5 жыл бұрын

Theyve done it before lmao (unsuccessfully)

@doggedout

5 жыл бұрын

I had the whole damn bag - o- shad!

@lusaminesrevenege

5 жыл бұрын

They said save the turtles but the turtles want the plastic. They could atleast listen to the turtles if they really wanna save them

Turtles: *calm muching* Throws fish into water: *JEBNSKGSKJTJENCNJGKD*

@kotochee9919

5 жыл бұрын

69th liKe

@KoriandrOfTheStars

5 жыл бұрын

Except Odie the catfish: "....ploop!"

Of course turtles love pizza, ever heard of TMNT? On other topics, that one turtle who tried to take the bag 😂 Must've been Donatello cause that was a smart move 🤣🤣

@ashleyrodriguez2050

2 жыл бұрын

🤣😂

*Why is this in my recommend* *Why wasn’t this shown to me earlier*

@Liam-kd2pd

3 жыл бұрын

I got brain damage reading your name

@Flame_Sengoku

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@FregeDaFroge

3 жыл бұрын

No... idea... 😨😨😨

@romixtherealone

3 жыл бұрын

How was this comment from 14 years ago? This vid is from one year ago lol

@Flame_Sengoku

3 жыл бұрын

Yea I know I thought the max age for a human was 10

Tank : Enough with the formalities. Gimme my goods or I'm out.

Turtles having to swallow underwater is the epitome of “how am I supposed to eat this without my drink’

@errorbirdesther

5 жыл бұрын

Like the spongebob episode pizza delivery

@AlonsoUQ

5 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment 😂😂

@errorbirdesther

5 жыл бұрын

@@AlonsoUQ the turtles are cute

The fish whisperer: he came back up for more Me:that turtle just wanted to bite your hand off

dude you are AMAZING you feed turtles with every type of food turtle must be thankful to you

Professional vlogger go pro turtle is the most amazing phrase I never expected to hear and it’s glorious

@oliverwhittington6434

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂

* should be getting ready for work * My brain : “let’s watch turtles eat pizza insteadddd”

@drretcon7315

5 жыл бұрын

You have a high iq

@Whoismaddy190

5 жыл бұрын

Lol😂

@jarskil8862

5 жыл бұрын

Literally me atm

@Deviousmonkey_

5 жыл бұрын

Thats your heart not your brain your brain told you to work until heart came 😂😂😂

@jakewaz592

5 жыл бұрын

Did you keep your job because they understood turtles eating pizza is much more important than work lmao 😂

Tank: "One large pizza with Anchovies... hold the pizza."

I remember I used to love TMNT,And this is live action

Tank said screw that Melon pizza give me the MEAT!!! 😂😂

@ceuti

5 жыл бұрын

Such a mood

@ima80sbaby61

5 жыл бұрын

Brian so smart 😂

@_Myrhl

5 жыл бұрын

Thats why you dont give turtles meat, cause soon they be coming for us

@sumgue4964

5 жыл бұрын

I bet hed love Arby’s.

@tacocatt6808

5 жыл бұрын

Darien Zheng if you stand bare footed (is that how you phrase it? I forgot lol)then they will literally go for your toes lollll

He grabs the bag of fish 🐟 😂😂😂 very smart turtle 🐢

@ihaveinsomnia1

5 жыл бұрын

That was funny!

@TheMysterDe

5 жыл бұрын

It's true! they are smart. They do not know how to make sounds by mouth. But they know how to train a person, pretend attention and ask for food, they also know how to make sounds with their paws in order to attract attention!

@angryducklinginstitution76

5 жыл бұрын

Voracious, green little heathen 😁

@grimsong2237

5 жыл бұрын

Was the Donatello of the group

@booper343

5 жыл бұрын

That cracks me up every time. Pretty darn smart

I just realized I spent almost 2 hours of watching turtle videos. 😂 Thanks I needed this now I'm going to make my squirtle a turtle pizza.

You're videos help me calm my anxiety, thank you

@dylon4983

5 жыл бұрын

Soon the world will end and that big earthquake will wipe out half the the part of the pacific and then Donald trump is starting too deport more people so your anxiety will never end

@edski8536

5 жыл бұрын

Doesn't the turtles hitting the water sounds tranquil?😑

I hope you never stop making turtle videos.

@kacteye699

5 жыл бұрын

QTee me too!

I love the way they scuttle away once they get a bite.

these turtles have such a good life!

Catfish to Tank: "He dude, can u pick up this bag filled with fish ouside of water and bring it to us?" Tank: " I will try it for sure"

@yokiwrld2403

5 жыл бұрын

Unstable Expert WAIT

@bassmakassim6145

5 жыл бұрын

Unstable Expert 💔😂

"imma take this whole bag and go" "no you can't have that" "i *disagree* "

@dayfenixroberson8743

4 жыл бұрын

tsuki97 Underrated comment!

@deadchannel9071

4 жыл бұрын

Lol i saw that and laugh so hard

@franmcclendon

4 жыл бұрын

I laughed harder than I thought I would at that part 😂😂😂😂😂

@happybirthday6318

4 жыл бұрын

Lol that was too funny

@evapineda8591

4 жыл бұрын

but turtles cant eat plastic or they will die

All those dislikes must be from tank cus he didnt get the whole bag of fish😂 Only explanation

at 1:12 the turtle looked like he was debating if it was good or not lol. also, adorable

he didnt even ask for a like you guys...i had to give him one for that, and how he always goes right into what the title of the video is, truly a one of a kind youtuber! god bless

@poppopbalat8093

5 жыл бұрын

i swear he is daily dose of internet

KZread Recomm: Wanna see a turtle eat pizza? Me: Umm... sure?

@a.q.2330

5 жыл бұрын

"Pizza"

@dontlaxk

5 жыл бұрын

@@a.q.2330 Turtles Love "Pizza"

@gamergirl8969

5 жыл бұрын

@@dontlaxk pizza turts

@jerem1040

5 жыл бұрын

i like eat turtles it so good

Turtles are smart enough to collect the food and carry it away. One really tried to pick up the second fish after snatching the first. 🐢👀👍

0:49 he’s like “ok I’m full......maybe just a bit more”

Turtles eating a pizza made especially for them is the most precious thing that I have ever seen. 🐢

I love how they just run up and grab the whole bag of shad

@b-delllarufus3829

5 жыл бұрын

Hell yeah!! 😆😆😆

@acf846

5 жыл бұрын

The guy got pissed 💀

@malayshamorgan3918

3 жыл бұрын

One of these days

@neidianaalves6845

3 жыл бұрын

@@b-delllarufus3829 1

@drapermike

3 жыл бұрын

Shad dude forsure love some shaad

Turtles when he comes over : Alright boys I hope y'all hungry cause we got a feast in our mist

二口食べて速攻で帰って行く亀さん可愛い

**Random guy on the internet feeding turtles with watermelon pizza** [Everyone liked that]

@ironbigtv

5 жыл бұрын

Stolen

@cupcakeswithnofries5321

5 жыл бұрын

Who wouldn’t XD It’s fun to watch!

@ChaosBW

5 жыл бұрын

That one guy: THEY'RE TERRAPINS NOT TURTLES

Well turtle whisperer they are now knows as the teenage mutant ninja turtles and they also love pizza

@VOLAIRE

5 жыл бұрын

The rumors are true!

@josepena7845

5 жыл бұрын

Tank gives me a Raphael vibe!!

@user-xz4eq2ci6h

5 жыл бұрын

Haha

@brianallen4225

5 жыл бұрын

COWABUNGA!!!!!

@thatsimp7413

5 жыл бұрын

OMG. How did I never think of that cartoon?!

I loved the video I hope these turtles are in good health ahead! and you who take care of them too

1:26 the turtle really said “gimme them fish”

Fascinating how they need water to swallow lol 😂. Ya whoever is scrolling through the comments I hope you have a phenomenal day. Get ya bread and all the crumbs too. Stack and act broke Ladies and Gents 🙌🏾💯😤

@j3ttagrl420

5 жыл бұрын

thank you, you too! ☺️

@djones148

5 жыл бұрын

You too!

@sariasmith9126

5 жыл бұрын

They do??? Wow, I never knew that!

@shantanupant7724

5 жыл бұрын

I thought they are too afraid to eat before him

@sariasmith9126

5 жыл бұрын

@@shantanupant7724 That's what I'd thought, too.

“Here’s some pizza guys!” (Turtle takes one bite) Turtle- “Finally, some good fucking food”

@JoseaguilarEE

5 жыл бұрын

Mary Griffiths Turtle Ramsay

@quartzgaming5087

5 жыл бұрын

Jose Aguilar Lol

@toybon7086

5 жыл бұрын

Why u gotta curse

@cd_raptor6764

5 жыл бұрын

*THATS HOW MAFIA WORKS*

@lipasamodero7247

4 жыл бұрын

THIS IS SO RAW THAT IT SQUIDWARD THE OTHER DAY

I love how before they take a bit of the pizza they just look at him like: can i have this?

Idk why this is relaxing af to me

Mom: What are you doing? Me: *Watching turtles eat watermelon at 3 am.*

@crystaljones2953

5 жыл бұрын

I am too

@hand.sanitiizer

5 жыл бұрын

Me too m8

@Kroatowa

5 жыл бұрын

I feel personally attacked...

@c0razon384

5 жыл бұрын

SAMEEEEE

@taraejackson9291

5 жыл бұрын

Same fam🐢😁🤗

You can hear the little "chomp , chomp" sounds when they take bites! So cute 💛🍉

1:00 And thats when the a legend was named.

Once I read the title carefully, I couldn’t stop thinking about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

tank: “Dude where’s the shad maaaan”

@williambabin7350

5 жыл бұрын

Otaking Mikohani shadman used to be good but he sucks now lol

@PokemonTrainerVince

5 жыл бұрын

@@otaking3582 lol

I love the sound of them biting into the pizza. A subtle, smooth, satisfying bite.

Damn master splinter you better see this The mutant ninjas outside:

So cute he wanted the whole bag 🥰

Of course they love it because they are the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

@ahmadsalman5121

5 жыл бұрын

teenage'nt. they are old i think over 30yo(?)

@mehoyminoy7066

5 жыл бұрын

Adolescent healthy normal turtles

@fishkings423

5 жыл бұрын

Gus The Loaf Nope, they ar exist disguised as normal turtles but in the night they go into the sewers and reveal their true identities to themselves.

@v0id642

4 жыл бұрын

Yep

@dennndennnn

4 жыл бұрын

Clever

I can hear a faint "omph" "om" "hom* each time they take a bite, it's so cute 😂

@joanarose8966

5 жыл бұрын

omg same here

@shannonmckenney1938

5 жыл бұрын

It’s cute until you hear that and look down to see your finger gone

@gamergirl8969

5 жыл бұрын

UWU So Cute!

@gamergirl8969

5 жыл бұрын

@Kemanie Campbell did i ask?

@gamergirl8969

5 жыл бұрын

@Kemanie Campbell no so i don't really care

So satisfying when the turtles slide off the ramp in the water

This is adorable! 😍 I should try it with my red ear slider

Everyone: "Turtles are so slow." Melon: "Hold my beer."

@Tony_Bologna684

5 жыл бұрын

Hold my carapace

@yalldumbasf2506

5 жыл бұрын

Hold my shad

@vincenttorrefranca3051

5 жыл бұрын

When do melons drink beer?😂

@justacavemanwithinternetac717

5 жыл бұрын

Seed*

@boilingtea7083

5 жыл бұрын

Hold my carrot

This is a combination of satisfying entertainment and education I love it 😁

@VOLAIRE

5 жыл бұрын

And cuteness:)

@aaronsherwood8348

5 жыл бұрын

Nice to see something that puts a smile on your face after looking at all the trash on KZread! Keep em coming....

@yulig2916

5 жыл бұрын

VOLAIRE Lol yesss 😄😄😄

@specsamhain_909

5 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@joshioaz85

5 жыл бұрын

Facts...

Tank would be that one guy *that would eat off all the pepperonis*

When Melanie came along he was like a watermelon pizza my favorite I love warm and pizzas

I just love when the turtles go for the bag of Shad 😂😂😂 such drive and ambition 👏🏽👏🏽

If these turtles become the teenage mutant ninja turtles this guy is going to be splinter Edit: typo

@edski8536

5 жыл бұрын

Nah....they'll look out for him.😂😹😂

@adamalfaro7289

5 жыл бұрын

Edward Gore right😂

@danman1032

5 жыл бұрын

Edit: no one cares that you edited your comment

@jenniferkeller9546

5 жыл бұрын

@@danman1032 Edit: no one cares what you think.

@danman1032

5 жыл бұрын

Jennifer Keller I’m sorry that offended you that much 😢

They always be running for their life after they get a bite

1:10 *the turtle be like* *turtle:What is this feeling…* *turtle:it taste… SO GOOD!* *starts munching again*

@bluecollarlit

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, he kind of thinks about it for a second.

Turtles are so adorable, seeing them just fills my heart with warmth for some reason.

@iloveadoptmee3920

5 жыл бұрын

Just Some Guy without a Mustache u gain

@alephnull423

5 жыл бұрын

I can somewhat agree with you

@akrilla5929

5 жыл бұрын

😃

@breeze5763

5 жыл бұрын

Nah I kinda wanna kick em

@iOpTicX

5 жыл бұрын

@@breeze5763 no

Wow, the effort that he puts into providing healthy food for these animals is amazing, and really fun to watch 🙂

@thedaringdash4100

5 жыл бұрын

Nice ASMR too

Funniest thing I’ve ever seen … snatches the fish bag 😂

I love watching these cute videos

Me at 3 A.M: I’m gonna sleep now. KZread: *hey kid, wanna see turtles eat pizza?*

@tagreedibrahim9978

5 жыл бұрын

Of course

@kittenblaster2332

5 жыл бұрын

Go home youtube reccomendations you're drunk

@spiral4705

5 жыл бұрын

I'm guessing you live somewhere in South Asia

@hiraeth4649

5 жыл бұрын

*absolutely*

@sexygirl4290

5 жыл бұрын

Omg its 3 am me to hahah

*turtle shows up* *takes a few bites* Turtle: GUYS THE THE TURTLE FEEDER IS BACK!!!!

@HatsuneNeko01

5 жыл бұрын

😂

@losersimp

5 жыл бұрын

*every turtle goes up to him*

@hannahmitten4077

5 жыл бұрын

Darrian Yates “HES BACK! HES BACK!”

@DarrianYates

5 жыл бұрын

It's been awhile since I had people like me comment, thanks! ^-^

@oldjamoncrackers9703

5 жыл бұрын

*turtle stampede*

Haha these turtles are blessed to have you. Precious

They probably get so happy as soon as they spot you walking towards them lol

I laughed pretty good when mr.turtle tried to run off with the whole bag of fish 😂🤣

You take such good care of them like they're your babies. That's so sweet! 🥰💕💖❤️❣️🥰💕💖🐢

@lash9273

5 жыл бұрын

Um,ok.

@19Katerina11

5 жыл бұрын

Bless you for your spelling. So tired of seeing people use "your" instead of "you're" and "there" instead of "they're"...

@purplenymphe2572

5 жыл бұрын

@@19Katerina11 ...aaaww thank you ☺️ it bothers me too, I know what you mean. Thanks again.

@19Katerina11

5 жыл бұрын

3rd El Tercero omg it hurts, it hurts!!!🤣😅

@wassupdummy

5 жыл бұрын

3rd El Tercero calm down satan

It's interesting how I can recognize Melon and Tank after some time

My granddaughter had a Great time. Aloha from Honolulu, Hawaii byways of Waikiki

1:55 YOU CAN HEAR THE LITTLE CHOMPS🥺🥺

@aweebsmokingweed1460

3 жыл бұрын

I know right 🥰😍🥰

@bridanthegamer7746

3 жыл бұрын

Turtle asmr be like:

@Da1TruArtistPup

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@augeniramacedo1852

3 жыл бұрын

adrianne hammer casler 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢

@mikethestupid

3 жыл бұрын

Dude it’s so cuteeeeeee!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️

I love it when the turtle try’s to steal the whole bag of shad, I love all your content

@GelatinEater

5 жыл бұрын

@Jason Lee type normal dude

These videos are AMAZING. You’re very lucky to have this abundance of turtles and fish, especially since they’re familiar with you!

Tank: The most aggressive Tiny Tim: The cutest and smallest Cheeto: Cute little Cheeto Melon: The most scared and soft one Edit: You should name the turtle with the most moss moturtle.

1:28 “Enough with the teasing pizza boy, gimme the goods!”

@emmydahniar411

5 жыл бұрын

I'm goona place my comment here cause i know this comment will get a thousand like :\/

@Memenado.

5 жыл бұрын

Aries Gacha 1104 lol

@privatecheeks3457

5 жыл бұрын

Imagine "MEATS BACK ON THE MENU"