Tuesdays With Stories w/ Mark Normand & Joe List

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Episode was re-exported/re-uploaded due to some people having audio issues on KZread
Ari Shaffir - "Jew" is available here: • Ari Shaffir - JEW (202...
Mark and Joe open up the show by lamenting having non-teacher adults in classrooms. Who are they?! Nobody knows! If you know, please don't reach out.
Then - a fourth boy joins Mark, Joe and Chuck in the room - Ari Shaffir jumps in between the gays! That's right! Ari Shaffir saw the comments about how much the listeners do NOT want guests so he decided to make them upset.
Ari also has a new special Ari Shaffir - Jew. So he's here to breakdown Mark's upcoming wedding plans with the boys!
Part 2 is available at patreon.com/tuesdays
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  • @juliameudre813
    @juliameudre813 Жыл бұрын

    Mark and Ari rubbing how Rogan is generous in joe’s face is just the best! 😂😂

  • @bigtuna45

    @bigtuna45

    Жыл бұрын

    Oh man the pain on Joe’s face at 50:25 he couldn’t even respond hahaha

  • @snoogcity

    @snoogcity

    Жыл бұрын

    Joe’s attitude is why is not getting the same love. This is one of my favorite podcast, one of the best duo podcast ever, but sometimes you can hear the bitterness, especially when they have guests.

  • @neuvisean1739

    @neuvisean1739

    Жыл бұрын

    Very generous.

  • @alicedoors4826

    @alicedoors4826

    Жыл бұрын

    So generous he didn't bother to take care of his guest.

  • @tarun9678

    @tarun9678

    Жыл бұрын

    Love how Ari mentioned it again at 57:08

  • @pato77781
    @pato77781 Жыл бұрын

    “Call in if you have a calculator or Asian.”Mark hands down best side comments in comedy! Comedy!

  • @ZenoSama_
    @ZenoSama_ Жыл бұрын

    Joe List isn’t a HOT sauce guy. He’s definitely a mild sauce guy.

  • @ryanballinger5122
    @ryanballinger5122 Жыл бұрын

    peer pressuring Ari to marry his lady is so funny

  • @ogbt
    @ogbt Жыл бұрын

    Ari wanting to take the cupcakes for the train tomorrow is very on brand for his special

  • @ogbt

    @ogbt

    Жыл бұрын

    Rodger waters works got good

  • @tonytone1969

    @tonytone1969

    Жыл бұрын

    Hey now!

  • @simon5045

    @simon5045

    Жыл бұрын

    He never knows when his last train ride is going to be so he plays it safe.

  • @teeple1877

    @teeple1877

    Жыл бұрын

    Surprised he’s taking the train..

  • @Ethan-ym5wn
    @Ethan-ym5wn Жыл бұрын

    42:00 Joe rolls his eyes about Ari plugging his special for the 10th time hahahaha

  • @JASP3R_SPOTIFY
    @JASP3R_SPOTIFY Жыл бұрын

    bro the end where chuck gets cut off by his own music editing is so gdamn funny i’m dying

  • @grantleavitt6260

    @grantleavitt6260

    Жыл бұрын

    That was great! Well done Chuck

  • @jacksontilyard8678
    @jacksontilyard8678 Жыл бұрын

    yessss, they reuploaded so i get to steal the old top comment. ahem, “Jewsdays with Stories”

  • @oddynuff666

    @oddynuff666

    Жыл бұрын

    a day that’ll just sneak up on ya

  • @roymakescomics

    @roymakescomics

    Жыл бұрын

    Ironically the banks are closed on Jewsdays

  • @colinchristie1556
    @colinchristie1556 Жыл бұрын

    Ari is getting in as many Normandisms as possible. Give it a goog and burping into the Mike plus trying the word association. Love it.

  • @TurdFerguson456

    @TurdFerguson456

    Жыл бұрын

    Normandisms. Ahh yes! One day, hopefully not too long from now, there will be a book of these hilariously said... things!

  • @Patrick-jj5nh

    @Patrick-jj5nh

    Жыл бұрын

    he also adopted joe's anyjizz

  • @JBGC916

    @JBGC916

    Жыл бұрын

    COMEDY!!!

  • @CandynoseTwinskins
    @CandynoseTwinskins Жыл бұрын

    "Do you Mark, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded *beep*beep*beep*beep*". That's absolutely going to happen at the wedding haha

  • @CookeSonsCarpentry
    @CookeSonsCarpentry Жыл бұрын

    I hope you guys never change that intro. Love it every time!!

  • @-jq8gt

    @-jq8gt

    Жыл бұрын

    yeah but that song fucking SUUUUUUCKS.

  • @InfantryarePeopletoo
    @InfantryarePeopletoo Жыл бұрын

    21:30 "Boy am I really failing" 😂😂

  • @FRM101
    @FRM101 Жыл бұрын

    This ep came out 2 hours ago, I live outside New Orleans, and that New Orleans show is already sold out. KAAAAHHHHNNNN!

  • @juliameudre813
    @juliameudre813 Жыл бұрын

    Ari is a perfect guest for this pod! Both of them shitting on him while he’s in the middle was killer😂

  • @BTA1991
    @BTA1991 Жыл бұрын

    I prefer this room over that wrapping paper set.

  • @rileygally2967
    @rileygally29672 ай бұрын

    Normand is trolling with the watch 😂 😭 I swear he only wears it to piss everyone off and I love him for that

  • @murph7421
    @murph7421 Жыл бұрын

    Really gotta start timestamping the farts. This is what we're all here for.

  • @prince13896

    @prince13896

    Жыл бұрын

    That burp forcing its way out of Ari's head mid-sentence today followed by the shot of both gays recoiling in horror was a nice twist on an old favorite.

  • @doublebass

    @doublebass

    Жыл бұрын

    I need a fart comp

  • @Cdumps21
    @Cdumps21 Жыл бұрын

    Idk if I'd describe Ari as loveable. Master of Mayhem, my president, amazing new special. The more he's around the more you could be convinced about the JM.

  • @sketcharmslong6289
    @sketcharmslong6289 Жыл бұрын

    Absolutely loving seeing Ari promoting his excellent special on literally every single podcast I watch. He must have friends in the industry or something.

  • @jameskastriches6687
    @jameskastriches6687 Жыл бұрын

    I could see fireballs in joes eyes when ari said the "hack-cinne" 😂😂😂😂

  • @mslproductions
    @mslproductions Жыл бұрын

    Hold on, my Kobe story alarm just went off on my watch

  • @monsieurdildo
    @monsieurdildo Жыл бұрын

    Loving this dark energy between Joe and Ari so far, just got to the 15:00 minute mark and the jump cut has me freaking out about this ~beef~ 😂😂😂

  • @thedude1316

    @thedude1316

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah, why was there a big time cut?

  • @monsieurdildo

    @monsieurdildo

    Жыл бұрын

    @@thedude1316 turns out it was cut for the Patreon the cheeky nuggets 😬

  • @damienvincent3992
    @damienvincent3992 Жыл бұрын

    I love the ongoing Joe vs Joe beef. Cracks Me up every time

  • @KptnHaddock_
    @KptnHaddock_ Жыл бұрын

    Ah the rare TwS guest appearance! This should be great.

  • @junimeme5626
    @junimeme5626 Жыл бұрын

    I like how Ari understood the vibe of the pod. He fit right in

  • @DesignRhythm
    @DesignRhythm Жыл бұрын

    I have a screen shot of the double spread... it is priceless and quite fetching.

  • @day245

    @day245

    Жыл бұрын

    Felching too

  • @Adriana-eu6ty
    @Adriana-eu6ty Жыл бұрын

    Love how mark’s earlobes have the same shape as his nose tip 😂

  • @its_holtzzy
    @its_holtzzy Жыл бұрын

    hey cutting this was dumb, we'd watch next weeks anyways XD

  • @TylerOakman
    @TylerOakman Жыл бұрын

    Mark Normand is the Jordan of queef jokes. Joe List is the Lebron of being funny while also sober. I tried, fellas

  • @junimeme5626
    @junimeme5626 Жыл бұрын

    I'm a starving boy from Sri Lanka and even I'm tempted to sign up for the Patreon to hear that story. What a ball grabber!

  • @shistyvillain

    @shistyvillain

    Жыл бұрын

    Chuck better not fumble this one

  • @TuesdayswithStories

    @TuesdayswithStories

    Жыл бұрын

    Currently up! Posted early for you anuses ! - chuck

  • @shistyvillain

    @shistyvillain

    Жыл бұрын

    @@TuesdayswithStories 😘 I'm a gay Gay now!

  • @Buk99
    @Buk99 Жыл бұрын

    Welcome to another episode of ‘Jewsdays With Ari’

  • @vandalistica
    @vandalistica Жыл бұрын

    34:00 "tell 'em Steve-Dave!" is a line out of Mallrats unless in mistaken in which case 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @JonNelson523

    @JonNelson523

    Жыл бұрын

    That’s where the podcast got its name Walt Flanagan and Bry Johnson

  • @donavanphillips2995
    @donavanphillips2995 Жыл бұрын

    Ive been listening to Tell 'Em Steve Dave for almost a decade. That was my first patreon subscription.

  • @ChrisSmith-gp1dj
    @ChrisSmith-gp1dj Жыл бұрын

    Hahah great episode. Great banter. Great podding 😂😂😂

  • @samsunofthesun
    @samsunofthesun Жыл бұрын

    How do you guys only have 64k subs we need tuesgays

  • @calebburghardt3391
    @calebburghardt3391 Жыл бұрын

    Why is the first 10 minutes of this weekly podcast funnier than 50% of stand up specials?

  • @john.ellmaker
    @john.ellmaker Жыл бұрын

    Came here for Mark, stayed for the hat

  • @diannawilliams6923
    @diannawilliams6923 Жыл бұрын

    Nicely done guys!

  • @SkaegSkater
    @SkaegSkater Жыл бұрын

    That cut was sooo seamless. 🤣

  • @norm4915
    @norm4915 Жыл бұрын

    BUT ANYJIZZ this show is like a cancer, I’m an Emergency room nurse and with my patients I’m literally saying “Your Troponin is elevated so it could be indicative of a heart attack, but ANYJIZZ, your ekg is good so let’s take it moment by moment”

  • @norm4915

    @norm4915

    Жыл бұрын

    @Chooch Chipperson you got it sloppy jallopy❤️🙌😃

  • @chilliLRK

    @chilliLRK

    Ай бұрын

    Check my prostate

  • @friedrfn
    @friedrfn Жыл бұрын

    Tuesdays with Ari is sooooo goood.

  • @richardpeterson9449
    @richardpeterson9449 Жыл бұрын

    Love all 3 of these guys!!

  • @RobinOneHood
    @RobinOneHood Жыл бұрын

    42:21 idk why but Joe tossin the mic made me actually burst out laughing

  • @Killakallie92
    @Killakallie92 Жыл бұрын

    Great minds at work

  • @Randy-zj6pq
    @Randy-zj6pq Жыл бұрын

    i woke up with a headache and this made it worse. thanks guys

  • @cliveowen334
    @cliveowen334 Жыл бұрын

    Just found this pod, absolutely love it

  • @MFDARYN
    @MFDARYN Жыл бұрын

    Always love it when Joe wears his Iowa hat

  • @RedBernie
    @RedBernie Жыл бұрын

    That’s hilarious, even watching this over a month later and I know exactly the outfit they’re talking about for Chris Allan. It was a lot lmao

  • @GordonShumwayyy
    @GordonShumwayyy Жыл бұрын

    Seemed like the music at the end was playing Chuck off like a long winded award show speech.

  • @mntwinsfan1988
    @mntwinsfan1988 Жыл бұрын

    Watching them do math was adorable, so fucking dumb but so likeable.

  • @-jq8gt

    @-jq8gt

    Жыл бұрын

    That's half the appeal of this pod. I like to call it "What's that word?"

  • @bobanonymous6814
    @bobanonymous6814 Жыл бұрын

    “I thought i was gna get food poisoning from the smell” Right hook from off the canvas! LETS GO CHUCK, underdog for the comeback. You jamg around long enough youll get the respect

  • @ablebritton7433
    @ablebritton7433 Жыл бұрын

    Great stuff

  • @TokigaTorsten
    @TokigaTorsten Жыл бұрын

    What the hell guys, you can’t cut in the middle of a story!

  • @gjmncc
    @gjmncc Жыл бұрын

    You always know Mark's gotten to shit-out-of-thoughts lazy mode when he starts going "aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh" 3 times every minute. That's when you know it's time to hit the old X-er-oooo on the vid

  • @fernandofloresgarcia9965
    @fernandofloresgarcia9965 Жыл бұрын

    Noooooo, I was in the middle of the almost 2 hrs EPP common chuck!!!!!!!

  • @paulleclaire8252

    @paulleclaire8252

    Жыл бұрын

    Me too!

  • @jeremymint4112

    @jeremymint4112

    Жыл бұрын

    Same

  • @Rico_Brownmark
    @Rico_Brownmark Жыл бұрын

    That uncle Jesse song isn’t getting enough love!

  • @PapiGrego

    @PapiGrego

    Жыл бұрын

    Lmaooooo i was lookin for this comment 🤣

  • @hayleyjackson8022
    @hayleyjackson802211 ай бұрын

    Love these guys

  • @LiteralApe
    @LiteralApe Жыл бұрын

    Holy shit this episode is a trip

  • @jertyberty
    @jertyberty Жыл бұрын

    50:24 this was the best part lolll List has nothing 😂

  • @annabethsmith-kingsley2079
    @annabethsmith-kingsley2079 Жыл бұрын

    Oh shit! This is gonna be gooood!!

  • @rhettlink9805
    @rhettlink9805 Жыл бұрын

    i remember them being called "PROCTORS"... like they were grading the teacher (PROCTOLOGIST) 😮🤣😱👁✊🏿🍸🆗️

  • @Realmikesambo
    @Realmikesambo Жыл бұрын

    It’s exhausting watching this. About 2 hrs in I hit the pause button, and was at 17m Comedy 🎭

  • @ryangreene50
    @ryangreene50 Жыл бұрын

    The only man that would do it was Tony Hinchcliffe's... girlfriend lmao

  • @blakegodfrey5988
    @blakegodfrey5988 Жыл бұрын

    Nothing like bad math for retention XD

  • @hoyt5509
    @hoyt5509 Жыл бұрын

    Hey that is a dank ass looking JEW SANDWICH....hahabababab

  • @TheOrlandoTrustfull
    @TheOrlandoTrustfull Жыл бұрын

    Ignore the 7 people on Twitter who complain about guests

  • @meghanlynn10
    @meghanlynn10 Жыл бұрын

    I always anticipate a big Aye aye aye! By mark

  • @hereticerik
    @hereticerik Жыл бұрын

    Nice! Ari's new special is great btw!

  • @-jq8gt

    @-jq8gt

    Жыл бұрын

    It's his masterpiece, his legacy. If you haven't seen it, screw these queefs and watch it instead right NOW.

  • @johnmikemusic9291
    @johnmikemusic9291 Жыл бұрын

    It makes me so proud every time I see normand with the zanies Nashville sweatshirt on

  • @terrortone44
    @terrortone44 Жыл бұрын

    who hates guests! we love you guys with anyone

  • @tommym8918
    @tommym8918 Жыл бұрын

    Mr. Mackey seems pissed off at Ari. But like all passive aggressivey

  • @alexmatthaeus1786
    @alexmatthaeus1786 Жыл бұрын

    They're cutting in the middle of stories now?

  • @BigD42886
    @BigD42886 Жыл бұрын

    Lol I was half way through the original upload when you pulled it, krazy kooks

  • @covidkiller420

    @covidkiller420

    Жыл бұрын

    Haha me too

  • @covidkiller420

    @covidkiller420

    Жыл бұрын

    He had literally just said Kobe or ari and it cut out lol

  • @cloudbloom

    @cloudbloom

    Жыл бұрын

    Same

  • @MookieGee101

    @MookieGee101

    Жыл бұрын

    Same. We got the unedited version by mistake.

  • @mslproductions

    @mslproductions

    Жыл бұрын

    I still have mine playing on another device wow

  • @PoochysUncle
    @PoochysUncle Жыл бұрын

    Chuck stops talking around 47:00

  • @islifereal

    @islifereal

    Жыл бұрын

    48 minutes too late

  • @justinrogers746
    @justinrogers746 Жыл бұрын

    3 of the best comics 💯

  • @fakeyawns
    @fakeyawns Жыл бұрын

    Didn't I hear "tell em SteveDave" on Mallrats? Yeah, it's a Mallrats/View Askew thing.

  • @hashbrown7437
    @hashbrown7437 Жыл бұрын

    Joe is feeling it this episode 😂😂

  • @ghanascam2412
    @ghanascam2412 Жыл бұрын

    Magnolia cafe omelettes are ✊🏿🔥✊🏿

  • @jaybrack7272
    @jaybrack7272 Жыл бұрын

    Joe calling another man ugly is honestly hilarious…

  • @just_j6514

    @just_j6514

    Жыл бұрын

    Haha right! Like a bookworm🪱being intimidated by a hairless cat🐈!🤣🤣🤣

  • @lesliemcgehee7053
    @lesliemcgehee7053 Жыл бұрын

    Thank God for Mark's watch!

  • @mrmileskp
    @mrmileskp Жыл бұрын

    Am I on drugs or was this episode 1hour 48mins earlier......I'm in UK so was listening to it before work but didn't finish 🥺

  • @heatheverett

    @heatheverett

    Жыл бұрын

    I can't speak on your drug intake, but I believe you're correct on the pod length. WTF, Chuck? You not fat, not stupid, not piece of shit human being. Have a good day, Chuck

  • @kellykellerstein-meatchamb5361

    @kellykellerstein-meatchamb5361

    Жыл бұрын

    Check out Ari's new special Kíke streaming on JewTube now.

  • @oliverlang1006
    @oliverlang1006 Жыл бұрын

    Ari’s special really is amazing

  • @dinibo
    @dinibo Жыл бұрын

    This is gloriously silly!

  • @timmybrowzen
    @timmybrowzen Жыл бұрын

    Ari's new special rips and tickles

  • @rednoble
    @rednoble Жыл бұрын

    Joe is oozing cool 😎

  • @lewiepostalone8776
    @lewiepostalone8776 Жыл бұрын

    That mathematics was 🤌

  • @AnthonySal
    @AnthonySal Жыл бұрын

    I assume Joe was kidding about the Rogan bits but I went and checked the episodes he had you on Joe and you’re in the thumbnails!

  • @bigcitybumpus508
    @bigcitybumpus508 Жыл бұрын

    Ari’s special was really good

  • @stephenruiz8127
    @stephenruiz8127 Жыл бұрын

    The perfect guest.

  • @JamesMeyersMusic
    @JamesMeyersMusic Жыл бұрын

    What's Ari's new special called & where can I watch it? Please help - I'm lost.

  • @Hammando
    @Hammando Жыл бұрын

    Chuck just robbed us of 40minutes of content.

  • @boochgaming2845

    @boochgaming2845

    Жыл бұрын

    Just noticed its 40 minutes shorter.. wtf chuck.

  • @cloudbloom

    @cloudbloom

    Жыл бұрын

    Thank you Chuck, very cool!

  • @porfirioErodriguez

    @porfirioErodriguez

    Жыл бұрын

    i had to refresh and it said video unavailable. i thought youtube took it down. must be all the Jew comments. does joe list not like ARI? seems liek it

  • @clevermissfox

    @clevermissfox

    Жыл бұрын

    I was almost finished with the original, accidentally hit a "suggested video" , then it said 'this video is private' then in my subscriptions it went from 1:48:00 to 1:03:00 I'll never know the end of the pink Floyd story.

  • @mattstanton4709

    @mattstanton4709

    Жыл бұрын

    the ending was abrupt!

  • @vens282
    @vens282 Жыл бұрын

    21:30 Joe 😂😂😂

  • @armandobetancourt105
    @armandobetancourt105 Жыл бұрын

    Best joke. Tony Hinchcliffes gf. 😂😂😂 bc we all know he's gay. 😂😂😂

  • @abrahamdrinkin6550
    @abrahamdrinkin6550 Жыл бұрын

    Normand better never stop doing the watch bit

  • @rickardo3950
    @rickardo3950 Жыл бұрын

    “I’m not seen😢.” List… come on buddy. Give it up.

  • @anthonym5564
    @anthonym5564 Жыл бұрын

    The origin of “tell ‘em Steve dave” is from the movie Mallrats. When they’re fighting with the guys from the comic book store because they won’t tell them about who’s inside (Stan Lee)”. 1) if Chuck is moderating that shit, how does he not know!? 2) do the impractical jokers dudes even know?

  • @anthonym5564

    @anthonym5564

    Жыл бұрын

    Not dudes, fans.

  • @carlf.9035
    @carlf.9035 Жыл бұрын

    "the beatles" 😅😅

  • @whataloadofbollox
    @whataloadofbollox Жыл бұрын

    watching it on youtube and hearing the rest of it is going to be on patreon and getting sad for a moment, then remembering I am a patreon is a good feeling 😁

  • @gtube1477

    @gtube1477

    Жыл бұрын

    Is your father gay?

  • @theshap3
    @theshap3 Жыл бұрын

    " I smell semen" Bruhhhhh, Mark is too quick with it💀😂

  • @FreskoYo
    @FreskoYo Жыл бұрын

    Ari told his Roger waters story on chrissy chaos , no need to get their patreon 🤣

  • @FreskoYo

    @FreskoYo

    Жыл бұрын

    Okay I was wrong , this story was getting great and now I’m a Patreon subscriber

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