Tuesdays With Stories w/ Mark Normand & Joe List
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Episode was re-exported/re-uploaded due to some people having audio issues on KZread
Ari Shaffir - "Jew" is available here: • Ari Shaffir - JEW (202...
Mark and Joe open up the show by lamenting having non-teacher adults in classrooms. Who are they?! Nobody knows! If you know, please don't reach out.
Then - a fourth boy joins Mark, Joe and Chuck in the room - Ari Shaffir jumps in between the gays! That's right! Ari Shaffir saw the comments about how much the listeners do NOT want guests so he decided to make them upset.
Ari also has a new special Ari Shaffir - Jew. So he's here to breakdown Mark's upcoming wedding plans with the boys!
Part 2 is available at patreon.com/tuesdays
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Пікірлер: 414
Mark and Ari rubbing how Rogan is generous in joe’s face is just the best! 😂😂
@bigtuna45
Жыл бұрын
Oh man the pain on Joe’s face at 50:25 he couldn’t even respond hahaha
@snoogcity
Жыл бұрын
Joe’s attitude is why is not getting the same love. This is one of my favorite podcast, one of the best duo podcast ever, but sometimes you can hear the bitterness, especially when they have guests.
@neuvisean1739
Жыл бұрын
Very generous.
@alicedoors4826
Жыл бұрын
So generous he didn't bother to take care of his guest.
@tarun9678
Жыл бұрын
Love how Ari mentioned it again at 57:08
“Call in if you have a calculator or Asian.”Mark hands down best side comments in comedy! Comedy!
Joe List isn’t a HOT sauce guy. He’s definitely a mild sauce guy.
peer pressuring Ari to marry his lady is so funny
Ari wanting to take the cupcakes for the train tomorrow is very on brand for his special
@ogbt
Жыл бұрын
Rodger waters works got good
@tonytone1969
Жыл бұрын
Hey now!
@simon5045
Жыл бұрын
He never knows when his last train ride is going to be so he plays it safe.
@teeple1877
Жыл бұрын
Surprised he’s taking the train..
42:00 Joe rolls his eyes about Ari plugging his special for the 10th time hahahaha
bro the end where chuck gets cut off by his own music editing is so gdamn funny i’m dying
@grantleavitt6260
Жыл бұрын
That was great! Well done Chuck
yessss, they reuploaded so i get to steal the old top comment. ahem, “Jewsdays with Stories”
@oddynuff666
Жыл бұрын
a day that’ll just sneak up on ya
@roymakescomics
Жыл бұрын
Ironically the banks are closed on Jewsdays
Ari is getting in as many Normandisms as possible. Give it a goog and burping into the Mike plus trying the word association. Love it.
@TurdFerguson456
Жыл бұрын
Normandisms. Ahh yes! One day, hopefully not too long from now, there will be a book of these hilariously said... things!
@Patrick-jj5nh
Жыл бұрын
he also adopted joe's anyjizz
@JBGC916
Жыл бұрын
COMEDY!!!
"Do you Mark, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded *beep*beep*beep*beep*". That's absolutely going to happen at the wedding haha
I hope you guys never change that intro. Love it every time!!
@-jq8gt
Жыл бұрын
yeah but that song fucking SUUUUUUCKS.
21:30 "Boy am I really failing" 😂😂
This ep came out 2 hours ago, I live outside New Orleans, and that New Orleans show is already sold out. KAAAAHHHHNNNN!
Ari is a perfect guest for this pod! Both of them shitting on him while he’s in the middle was killer😂
I prefer this room over that wrapping paper set.
Normand is trolling with the watch 😂 😭 I swear he only wears it to piss everyone off and I love him for that
Really gotta start timestamping the farts. This is what we're all here for.
@prince13896
Жыл бұрын
That burp forcing its way out of Ari's head mid-sentence today followed by the shot of both gays recoiling in horror was a nice twist on an old favorite.
@doublebass
Жыл бұрын
I need a fart comp
Idk if I'd describe Ari as loveable. Master of Mayhem, my president, amazing new special. The more he's around the more you could be convinced about the JM.
Absolutely loving seeing Ari promoting his excellent special on literally every single podcast I watch. He must have friends in the industry or something.
I could see fireballs in joes eyes when ari said the "hack-cinne" 😂😂😂😂
Hold on, my Kobe story alarm just went off on my watch
Loving this dark energy between Joe and Ari so far, just got to the 15:00 minute mark and the jump cut has me freaking out about this ~beef~ 😂😂😂
@thedude1316
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, why was there a big time cut?
@monsieurdildo
Жыл бұрын
@@thedude1316 turns out it was cut for the Patreon the cheeky nuggets 😬
I love the ongoing Joe vs Joe beef. Cracks Me up every time
Ah the rare TwS guest appearance! This should be great.
I like how Ari understood the vibe of the pod. He fit right in
I have a screen shot of the double spread... it is priceless and quite fetching.
@day245
Жыл бұрын
Felching too
Love how mark’s earlobes have the same shape as his nose tip 😂
hey cutting this was dumb, we'd watch next weeks anyways XD
Mark Normand is the Jordan of queef jokes. Joe List is the Lebron of being funny while also sober. I tried, fellas
I'm a starving boy from Sri Lanka and even I'm tempted to sign up for the Patreon to hear that story. What a ball grabber!
@shistyvillain
Жыл бұрын
Chuck better not fumble this one
@TuesdayswithStories
Жыл бұрын
Currently up! Posted early for you anuses ! - chuck
@shistyvillain
Жыл бұрын
@@TuesdayswithStories 😘 I'm a gay Gay now!
Welcome to another episode of ‘Jewsdays With Ari’
34:00 "tell 'em Steve-Dave!" is a line out of Mallrats unless in mistaken in which case 🤷🏻♂️
@JonNelson523
Жыл бұрын
That’s where the podcast got its name Walt Flanagan and Bry Johnson
Ive been listening to Tell 'Em Steve Dave for almost a decade. That was my first patreon subscription.
Hahah great episode. Great banter. Great podding 😂😂😂
How do you guys only have 64k subs we need tuesgays
Why is the first 10 minutes of this weekly podcast funnier than 50% of stand up specials?
Came here for Mark, stayed for the hat
Nicely done guys!
That cut was sooo seamless. 🤣
BUT ANYJIZZ this show is like a cancer, I’m an Emergency room nurse and with my patients I’m literally saying “Your Troponin is elevated so it could be indicative of a heart attack, but ANYJIZZ, your ekg is good so let’s take it moment by moment”
@norm4915
Жыл бұрын
@Chooch Chipperson you got it sloppy jallopy❤️🙌😃
@chilliLRK
Ай бұрын
Check my prostate
Tuesdays with Ari is sooooo goood.
Love all 3 of these guys!!
42:21 idk why but Joe tossin the mic made me actually burst out laughing
Great minds at work
i woke up with a headache and this made it worse. thanks guys
Just found this pod, absolutely love it
Always love it when Joe wears his Iowa hat
That’s hilarious, even watching this over a month later and I know exactly the outfit they’re talking about for Chris Allan. It was a lot lmao
Seemed like the music at the end was playing Chuck off like a long winded award show speech.
Watching them do math was adorable, so fucking dumb but so likeable.
@-jq8gt
Жыл бұрын
That's half the appeal of this pod. I like to call it "What's that word?"
“I thought i was gna get food poisoning from the smell” Right hook from off the canvas! LETS GO CHUCK, underdog for the comeback. You jamg around long enough youll get the respect
Great stuff
What the hell guys, you can’t cut in the middle of a story!
You always know Mark's gotten to shit-out-of-thoughts lazy mode when he starts going "aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh" 3 times every minute. That's when you know it's time to hit the old X-er-oooo on the vid
Noooooo, I was in the middle of the almost 2 hrs EPP common chuck!!!!!!!
@paulleclaire8252
Жыл бұрын
Me too!
@jeremymint4112
Жыл бұрын
Same
That uncle Jesse song isn’t getting enough love!
@PapiGrego
Жыл бұрын
Lmaooooo i was lookin for this comment 🤣
Love these guys
Holy shit this episode is a trip
50:24 this was the best part lolll List has nothing 😂
Oh shit! This is gonna be gooood!!
i remember them being called "PROCTORS"... like they were grading the teacher (PROCTOLOGIST) 😮🤣😱👁✊🏿🍸🆗️
It’s exhausting watching this. About 2 hrs in I hit the pause button, and was at 17m Comedy 🎭
The only man that would do it was Tony Hinchcliffe's... girlfriend lmao
Nothing like bad math for retention XD
Hey that is a dank ass looking JEW SANDWICH....hahabababab
Ignore the 7 people on Twitter who complain about guests
I always anticipate a big Aye aye aye! By mark
Nice! Ari's new special is great btw!
@-jq8gt
Жыл бұрын
It's his masterpiece, his legacy. If you haven't seen it, screw these queefs and watch it instead right NOW.
It makes me so proud every time I see normand with the zanies Nashville sweatshirt on
who hates guests! we love you guys with anyone
Mr. Mackey seems pissed off at Ari. But like all passive aggressivey
They're cutting in the middle of stories now?
Lol I was half way through the original upload when you pulled it, krazy kooks
@covidkiller420
Жыл бұрын
Haha me too
@covidkiller420
Жыл бұрын
He had literally just said Kobe or ari and it cut out lol
@cloudbloom
Жыл бұрын
Same
@MookieGee101
Жыл бұрын
Same. We got the unedited version by mistake.
@mslproductions
Жыл бұрын
I still have mine playing on another device wow
Chuck stops talking around 47:00
@islifereal
Жыл бұрын
48 minutes too late
3 of the best comics 💯
Didn't I hear "tell em SteveDave" on Mallrats? Yeah, it's a Mallrats/View Askew thing.
Joe is feeling it this episode 😂😂
Magnolia cafe omelettes are ✊🏿🔥✊🏿
Joe calling another man ugly is honestly hilarious…
@just_j6514
Жыл бұрын
Haha right! Like a bookworm🪱being intimidated by a hairless cat🐈!🤣🤣🤣
Thank God for Mark's watch!
Am I on drugs or was this episode 1hour 48mins earlier......I'm in UK so was listening to it before work but didn't finish 🥺
@heatheverett
Жыл бұрын
I can't speak on your drug intake, but I believe you're correct on the pod length. WTF, Chuck? You not fat, not stupid, not piece of shit human being. Have a good day, Chuck
@kellykellerstein-meatchamb5361
Жыл бұрын
Check out Ari's new special Kíke streaming on JewTube now.
Ari’s special really is amazing
This is gloriously silly!
Ari's new special rips and tickles
Joe is oozing cool 😎
That mathematics was 🤌
I assume Joe was kidding about the Rogan bits but I went and checked the episodes he had you on Joe and you’re in the thumbnails!
Ari’s special was really good
The perfect guest.
What's Ari's new special called & where can I watch it? Please help - I'm lost.
Chuck just robbed us of 40minutes of content.
@boochgaming2845
Жыл бұрын
Just noticed its 40 minutes shorter.. wtf chuck.
@cloudbloom
Жыл бұрын
Thank you Chuck, very cool!
@porfirioErodriguez
Жыл бұрын
i had to refresh and it said video unavailable. i thought youtube took it down. must be all the Jew comments. does joe list not like ARI? seems liek it
@clevermissfox
Жыл бұрын
I was almost finished with the original, accidentally hit a "suggested video" , then it said 'this video is private' then in my subscriptions it went from 1:48:00 to 1:03:00 I'll never know the end of the pink Floyd story.
@mattstanton4709
Жыл бұрын
the ending was abrupt!
21:30 Joe 😂😂😂
Best joke. Tony Hinchcliffes gf. 😂😂😂 bc we all know he's gay. 😂😂😂
Normand better never stop doing the watch bit
“I’m not seen😢.” List… come on buddy. Give it up.
The origin of “tell ‘em Steve dave” is from the movie Mallrats. When they’re fighting with the guys from the comic book store because they won’t tell them about who’s inside (Stan Lee)”. 1) if Chuck is moderating that shit, how does he not know!? 2) do the impractical jokers dudes even know?
@anthonym5564
Жыл бұрын
Not dudes, fans.
"the beatles" 😅😅
watching it on youtube and hearing the rest of it is going to be on patreon and getting sad for a moment, then remembering I am a patreon is a good feeling 😁
@gtube1477
Жыл бұрын
Is your father gay?
" I smell semen" Bruhhhhh, Mark is too quick with it💀😂
Ari told his Roger waters story on chrissy chaos , no need to get their patreon 🤣
@FreskoYo
Жыл бұрын
Okay I was wrong , this story was getting great and now I’m a Patreon subscriber