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@tobiasztr

2 жыл бұрын

E

@luleamaniac8451

2 жыл бұрын

Can you do wrx/sti for next season for hi lo

@ls_812

2 жыл бұрын

I hope these bots/scammers all have dead car batteries when they go to start their car today!

@acharyasujan

2 жыл бұрын

Jeremiah's Junk Garden

@FJB2020

2 жыл бұрын

Instead of shitty adverts... Have Jerry make custom recordings for peoples cars for $100 a pop.. That shit was hilarious..

Would love to see the Lock Picking Lawyer have a go at this. All the security would be off in 2 minutes without any damage to anything lol

@Donut

2 жыл бұрын

really could have used LPL's help on this one

@EN-nk4ii

2 жыл бұрын

This is the Lock Picking Lawyer, and what I have for you today is my newly acquired car from Dount

@princeofrandom6734

2 жыл бұрын

to show u that it wasn't a fluke lets bla bla bla i do really love his personality xD

@OriginalSloMo

2 жыл бұрын

thought the same and had to check. he did it on a similar box and had it open in a few minutes. could probably have been seconds if he wasn't trying to show us how it is done xD Edit: Actually the exact same locktype, but without the hanging thing for the window: kzread.info/dash/bejne/in-bm9OQmdSzmZc.html I hope it is alright to paste his link

@wuggie88

2 жыл бұрын

It would fit a monday video for him too! would be a cool collaboration

There's an old Scottish saying: *"Locks will only stop an honest man."*

@maxpayne622

2 жыл бұрын

69th like

@lashen4129

2 жыл бұрын

Yay I love seeing this unoriginal and super common saying posted on every comment section of similar videos every-time

@ronaldmacdonald8667

2 жыл бұрын

@@lashen4129 "you're a sad strange little man"

@Nickeles020

2 жыл бұрын

@@lashen4129 Yay, i love seeing this unoriginal and super common bitterness. Just stfu dude.

@MrNeosantana

2 жыл бұрын

This is stupid. Locks stop the idiots from getting in, and statistically speaking, the overwhelming majority of thieves are opportunistic idiots, and even if on the off chance you run across a GOOD thief, you're just making it harder for them.

Funniest episode I've seen. Max deserves a raise. The custom car alarm had me laughing so I hard I to pause the video; tears from laughing.

That car alarm is the hardest I've laughed in months. Thanks for the giggles guys. I needed it super bad today.

The purpose of drilling out the lock is to destroy the pins inside the lock, once the pins are gone you can rotate the lock the open it. But apparently just getting a drill bit the size of the whole lock works as well LOL.

@darkchild130

2 жыл бұрын

Fucking bots need to chill out.

@pdtrjck8068

2 жыл бұрын

the one they drilled also could just be shimmed if i remembered right.

@yam9635

2 жыл бұрын

@@darkchild130 I report them as spam whenever they pop up on this channel

@musewolfman

2 жыл бұрын

That is legit the strangest bot I've ever seen. Like, is it commercial spam or just a shitpost bot?

@ohanaross-roberts97

2 жыл бұрын

@@musewolfman yeah, it’s crazy to think someone programmed it. And wtf is the point or goal?

This might be one of the most perfectly executed fart jokes in KZread history

@peppermeat8059

Жыл бұрын

Joe who?

@dylanswanson124

Жыл бұрын

@@peppermeat8059 aaa1l

@trevorlima2255

Жыл бұрын

@@peppermeat8059 joe momma

@darthjarjar2742

Жыл бұрын

@@trevorlima2255 it's a weird name for your mom

@TheSlapadabass

Жыл бұрын

​@@youtubelovespedosno shit Sherlock

One oversight they made with the key locking device was how easy it was to remove from the car, this would mean the car is unusable for the owner. The thief could take it home to open it there.

@NidotheKing

Жыл бұрын

I thought about that. Like as a prank some kids could just steal the box and chuck it somewhere.

@MasicoreLord

Жыл бұрын

could also more likely be a spare key, so the owner probably has another set they normally use.

@chad5696

Жыл бұрын

If you use it for a spare key, it takes a few seconds and the thieves have a copy of your key by the end of the day, probably within 10 mins. It's a terrible design

@sushantmanandhar1387

Жыл бұрын

Why do people keep their key in their car anyway? Just carry it yo

@howlingwolven

Жыл бұрын

I drive a big truck and I have three keys. One stays on my keyring in my pocket, one lives in the ignition, and one’s hidden somewhere outside in case I forget the first one in the truck. That’s where a lockbox might come in handy.

The fart alarm made me almost hit the damn curb laughing. By far the best anti theft system I've seen. People would actually notice it instead of ignoring it or helping the thief shut it off.

I'm laughing tears from that car alarm. Lost it when I saw Jeremiah over in the corner laughing his ass off. Good show boys. Well done.

@Loebane

2 жыл бұрын

Literal tears here too hahaha Also the voiceover reminded me of FilmCow

@therandomcat4695

2 жыл бұрын

Fuging heck mate

@MyNameIsNidos

2 жыл бұрын

I'm at work right now and I'm crying, I haven't laughed that hard at a Donut video in a long time. I love these guys

@therandomcat4695

2 жыл бұрын

@@MyNameIsNidos fugin hell then right o

@samaran8949

2 жыл бұрын

Yup had to blow my nose after that one. James did not look amused. Hats off to Max.

people who drive old civics: “write that down… WRITE THAT DOWN!”

@eyoboyeegaming1187

2 жыл бұрын

Actually… we now have a plug n play push to start button that makes it impossible to hotwire 😎😎

@airh3d534

2 жыл бұрын

Apparently key start Hyundais can be hot wired with ease

@cucuawe465

2 жыл бұрын

@@eyoboyeegaming1187 can't beat the good old tactic using a tow truck

@PlayerCZofficial

2 жыл бұрын

im looking for anti theft devices acually for my 99 civic lol

@advanceddarkness3

2 жыл бұрын

A manual transmission is the best theft deterrent.

love the "I can go pick up my kids" after getting the wheel lock off. example of good parenting.

Pro tip, install the killswitch under the pleather cover of the stick so it's 100% obscured and can only be found by touch.

@Shannon-pb7ut

Жыл бұрын

ChrisFix

That Fart alarm had me on the floor laughing my ass off. Well done

@eTiMaGo

2 жыл бұрын

Haven't belly-laughed this hard in a long time!

@trenthays7

2 жыл бұрын

I’m crying 😹

@StormRoxas

2 жыл бұрын

I love how specific Jerry got. No mistaking which car is the stolen one ahaha

@kyledehere6000

2 жыл бұрын

Lol its by far the best vid

That car alarm had me laughing so hard I almost couldn’t breathe! 😂

@sara_m

2 жыл бұрын

I couldn't stop 😂

@biswojyoti1

2 жыл бұрын

that killed me, when they started the car i thought the episode was over.

@loneranger6460

2 жыл бұрын

Ya 😂😂 I'm doneee

@chrismarco17

2 жыл бұрын

I was listening to the video while at work and I was crying while trying not to laugh super loud.

Some walmarts started chaining up wheels of tractor trailers that were parking overnight, so the drivers walked inside, bought battery powered grinders, and cut the chains off! Lol

@mikzpwnz_3199

Жыл бұрын

Was that Punishment or just captive advertising?

@mcfarofinha134

Жыл бұрын

to be fair, it did make them purchase something, so it did it's job

@xi4786

Жыл бұрын

All you need are bolt cutters

@nickpetralia223

Жыл бұрын

@@mcfarofinha134 true but the tires they stole are worth a hall of alot more than a $200 grinder.

@mrrodriguezHLP

Жыл бұрын

100% they kept the receipt and returned the grinders.

Two of my favorite things are the skits and how they read the whole description of the product every time especially when its ridiculous lol

"This is the Lock Picking Lawyer, and what I have for you today is Nolan Sykes from Donut Media's Ford Mustang that I "borrowed" from the Donut Media parking lot. I'm going to take it back, lock it again, and then drive off in it a second time just to prove that it wasn't a fluke... Now that we have Nolan's Mustang we're going to go back and borrow Jeremiah's Lexus and Jobe's Money Pit BMW..." The crossover we never knew we needed...but we really do need it as badly as Spongebob needs water.

The car alarm had me in actual tears. I couldn’t stop laughing 😂

@HirokaAkita

2 жыл бұрын

If you think it well, that's a pretty both clever and stupid way to get rid from get your car robbed xDDDDD

@hypermite

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@steel7ded

Жыл бұрын

I’m suffering a headache from laughing

little tip for people who want to install kill switches: if your car has a leather cover under the shifter put it under the cover that way you would only be able to find it if you were told or installed it yourself

@ResetRouter

Жыл бұрын

Except that after reading this, everyone knows now...

9:37 perfect album cover lol

The car alarm is the hardest I've laughed at any content produced by Donut... and that is saying a lot. These guys are hilarious 😂

I love how they are teaching us how to be criminals without teaching us how to be criminals

@ls_812

2 жыл бұрын

Tell me you used to be a criminal without telling me you're a former criminal

@soniajohnson6308

2 жыл бұрын

Giving you an option that presents more challenge. Thieves don't want to spend too much time to increase the possibility of being caught

@soniajohnson6308

2 жыл бұрын

Don't try this at home, disclaimer

@korumann

2 жыл бұрын

Except that there's much faster & quieter ways through most of these devices

@bartleskeet1623

2 жыл бұрын

Everyone needs a good role model

One of your best and funniest episodes. I love the genuine reactions to the alarm. You guys gotta do more surprises for the hosts!

One advantage to having lived over on the West coast, was being able to have a Ravelco installed on my truck. It's an advanced killswitch that is hidden in your engine wiring, and has a separate cannon plug key. To this date I have yet to see a vehicle with one installed get stolen. Piece of mind while I lived close to the border. I'd put it up against Lockpickinglawyer lol

@CreepinCreeper01

Жыл бұрын

I have seen a classic Ferrari with something like that. It was like a plug that the wire harness went into and had a big round key with like 60 pins to complete the connection

@Sea2TC

Жыл бұрын

@@CreepinCreeper01 Yea couple grand install on those due to complexity. Was a little over $500 for my '21 F250 a couple years back, now I see its $700+. Yeesh. But it's worth it knowing I'll see my truck every morning. Catalytic Converter though....well...I cross fingers I did enough to prevent that lol. But I'll be the first in line if they create something that diverts battery power to electrify or super heat the cats when being tampered with lol

I love how Max's joke lasts throughout the video. I won't mind seeing him host sometimes

@lvciferkaminski

2 жыл бұрын

I'd love that too

I hate fart jokes, but this was executed so well I was in tears laughing - that was amazing

@kronos0848

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@matthewmondragon2074

2 жыл бұрын

Same, I'm not so fan of fart jokes, but this was so greatly excecuted that I was literaly drowing of laughing.

@elbamarg

2 жыл бұрын

Who does not think farts are funny? shame on you 😔 💨

@LtNduati

2 жыл бұрын

@@elbamarg Sorry to say it but I didn’t even find them funny a child and I’m 25 now, this one was hilarious

@elbamarg

2 жыл бұрын

@@LtNduati im also 25 and i still fart and shake the blankets so my wife can smell them lolol

I like the killswitch the most because it doesn't draw attention to your car by thieves and it will still make it difficult for thieves to up and steal it if they do choose to break in. Manual transmission is still the best theft deterrent device out there, though.

loved this video! such good content nowadays :)

Easiest and cheapest anti-theft protection: just pop out the fuel pump relay when you leave the car.

@lucky889s9

2 жыл бұрын

Out of the fusebox and carry it with you?

@JaredConnell

2 жыл бұрын

@@lucky889s9 ya that's literally the easiest thing ever!

@Handyman1199

2 жыл бұрын

or drive a car without a fuel pump, but a fuel c*ck instead XD

@TurboHappyCar

2 жыл бұрын

I accidently did this to myself while troubleshooting. Pulled the relay, dropped it, forgot that I did, commenced troubleshooting on 2nd car. Removed the 2 relays I needed from 2nd car, put them back in my car, wouldn't start. Later realized it was actually 3 relays... the 2 I was testing with and the 1 that I dropped. So can confirm, very effective at preventing the car from starting. 😂

@efrenxd1243

2 жыл бұрын

@@TurboHappyCar 💀🤣

I'll be sure to credit donut for the "how to drill out an antitheft club" knowledge in my arraignment.

@johnathansanders6402

2 жыл бұрын

Funny thing, bolt-cutters on the steering wheel itself eliminates the club in 2 seconds

@matthewmondragon2074

2 жыл бұрын

@@johnathansanders6402 also is a way of "thief me" sign

@doitynoid2790

2 жыл бұрын

@@johnathansanders6402 thats what im saying lol. Ive been a bad dude in my late teens. Can confirm. But i havent done anything in 12 years. I hella learned my lesson vut still feel like a pos because ive stolen a bunch of cars people use to get to work and shit.

@TheChuyDewy

2 жыл бұрын

Hello my fellow quevedo

@yam9635

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheChuyDewy hello! How are you where are you from

14:02 OMGGG THIS ALARM! PURE GOLD! I HAD TO PAUSE IT BECAUSE I HAD A STOMACH PROCEDURE AND LAUGHING HURT TOO MUCH 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

@racerspeedythehedgehog1858

2 жыл бұрын

Same here!

3:45 “I can go pick up my kid!” 😂😂😂

And when you use that steeringwheel to pedal lock and you have adjustable steeringwheel you have to remember to put steeringwheel so down and so close to dashboard as possible, otherwise it could be removed by adjusting steeringwheel...

@zakshah3480

2 жыл бұрын

I didn't know this. Thanks for the PSA

@XINSURGENTX1

2 жыл бұрын

Pro tip: take a hacksaw to the steering wheel then bend the steering wheel to remove the club

@ali94hn

2 жыл бұрын

My steering wheel is always at the lowest position anyway hahah, but good point!

@brooksrohe7574

2 жыл бұрын

Also the pedals if they’re adjustable

@galeaiken3841

2 жыл бұрын

@@XINSURGENTX1 hell yeah 30 seconds and done. Clubs are bigger waste of money than wheel lock lug nuts.

jerry was beyond satisfied with the final alarm sound 😭😭

you know I'm glad to see you guys are having fun while making these videos

Almost pissed myself on the last one. How embarrassing that must be.

I'm a car thief and I found this video very helpful, thank you so much.

@wanderlustsoul2899

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@murrybrasell4657

Жыл бұрын

*note to self, drill and bolt cutters

@RailsofForney

8 ай бұрын

I don’t know if I should take you seriously or not…

Imagine if LPL was in the video? James: “so today, we have a special guest, the lock picking lawyer!” LPL:*pulls off last lock* As you can see this three pin desi-wait did you just start?”

@cristiticu

2 жыл бұрын

what a wasted opportunity

@robertmyles9124

2 жыл бұрын

@@cristiticu KZread won't monetize crossover videos. That's why crossovers of popular channels are few and far between.

That has to be the hardest I have laughed in a very very long time. Thank you guys so much and keep it up.

15:19 "my dog's recital"

If lockpicking lawyer tried all of them the title would be something like "every anti-theft device on car defeated with a Whoopi cushion and a holographic Pokemon card"

@PACKERMAN2077

2 жыл бұрын

But it's not a whoopee cushion it actually is a toxic nerve agent that is released when assailants enter the vehicle....

@kylewitter2806

2 жыл бұрын

r/suspiciouslyspecific

I love how proud and happy Jeremiah is of his VO alarm

I really like the creative work you guys put into your videos. keep up the good work!!

11:51 Again. Love that chime.

Damn, Nolan over here with the manly muscles ripping that boot right off

@__________1866

2 жыл бұрын

AISURU.TOKYO/machiko?[Making-love🤗] (◠‿◕)💘18 years and over✿◉●•◦•°• *YOUTIBE: THIS IS FINE* *SOMEONE: SAYS "HECK"* *KZread: BE GONE* #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

@ilham7345

2 жыл бұрын

milk powa

I think this is the most James and Nolan thing they’ve ever done on the show.

@tati-anaroseee4316

2 жыл бұрын

Fr😂any time they have to solve a problem it's comical to watch

I'm glad they pointed out that security is about deterrent not impossibility. That's something a distressing amount of people don't realize.

That little melody sound that it makes when you insert the key into the ignition really brought me back to being a kid again.

“I just stole this car, dial 911” would have been a good recording.

@Seb-Storm

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, obviously for the lols they made it a joke sound but something like "this car is being robbed emergency someone call 911" should work

Just make an entire car from Amazon and wish parts at this stage

@youngmom5586

2 жыл бұрын

AISURU.TOKYO/angelina 💞 ( ˘ ³˘)👙 18 years and over KZread: This is fine Someone: Says "heck" KZread: Be gone #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

@yam9635

2 жыл бұрын

Not even a bad idea, call it the lowest low

@heeheeheehaw8508

2 жыл бұрын

thats what the jetta is for

@thththththththththt

2 жыл бұрын

@@heeheeheehaw8508 Ye ik but a whole car from body kits to parts would be sick just the cheapest crap imaginable

Thumbs up for all the tests you guys have done, great work on reviewing the devices. And double thumbs up for the custom alarm, that is comedy gold!!

Would love to hear the full version of the alarm

I had a 93 accord. Known probably best for how often theyre stolen. Got a club from autobone. Drove outta town to pick up a buddy for a 5+ hour road trip. The club lock jammed and wouldnt come off so I ended up using a hack saw his neighbor had to cut through it. Took like an hour. Great start to our trip lol

Y’all need to make the Jerry fart alarm downloadable to prank friends, so epic!!

@NeroVingian40

2 жыл бұрын

Great minds think alike

I love how you gave some products a "thumbs up" even if you still were able to remove the device.

Gotta say the video concept is genius on this one. This is a video I really did not know I wanted to see.

13:31 That's where I lost it in the conference room at my office with the overseas team giving a presentation

I feel like that lock box could be defeated by a powerful magnet.

This is so useful. Thanks!!!

Putting the club on with the lock tumbler facing the opposite direction helps a lot also. I bought an Amazon version with thicker steel as well and a round key design

This might be the best and funniest D-List ever LOL! Who knew Jerry could be a bomb af FART CANNON LOLLLLLLl!!!!!!

I loved how the exhaust tip spins as you rev it 15:26

So glad James is ok, get well soon!

I think the kill switch would be an amazing anti-theft feature here in Italy, I don't think there are so many kill switch provided cars here...

@whiteglovewatches9908

Жыл бұрын

They also make kill switches that are wireless so you can hide them in almost impossible to find places and keypad combo versions if you want to be all slick like Jason Statham in The Transporter (but those are easy to defeat).

When Nolan also sits on a whoopsie cushion I was howling, when the alarm went off I was in tears.

That custom alarm TOTALLY KILLED me! I was not expecting that!

You've got an amazing team and you're making incredibly entertaining videos! Long live Donut!

Big ups to whoever stashed the red Swingline stapler in the back seat of the Jetta because you are officially doing it right!

That speaker was funny. Was literally laughing out loud.

Best one I have watched yet. Kudos to Max for the Audible Harassment Alarm… Very funny.

9:18 since the ratchet mechanism is spring loaded, I think you could just stick a shim in there to release it, much the same way you can with handcuffs.

Probably my favorite D List episode yet. Cuz of the farts.

60 minutes did an episode a long time ago on how ineffective ‘the club’ is. Take a handsaw to the steering wheel and you can have it off in 30seconds or less.

11:20 we have the same one for a parked car. You can just flip it over the other side is made of metal. If the rubber insulated side is on the brake pedal it's harder to get a bolt cutter in to cut it. Is harder to put on that way tho.

I love how the actual car alarm went off AFTER you managed to get in and disable the kill switch.

@13:10 this has to be my favorite mod of all times. And the voice "attention the person driving this car farted really bad" this is seriously the best thing ever and i really hope i see this in real life NOW.

I’d love to see you guys do a series on flipping a car / trading up to a cool car.

@Partnerthedog

2 жыл бұрын

I bought and sold Old vans and would convert them into campers (for super cheap) like free mattress off Craigslist cheap. And I'd sell for profit and I went from having Nothing to my name to owning a 50,000$ vehicle just by buying and making camper vans. Its a good hussle. I put solar panels on them too, wood floors, get supplies from used discount building supply stores and stuff thats on sale lol.

@jamessizemore7103

2 жыл бұрын

@@Partnerthedog that’s awesome!

@hitsugi12345678

2 жыл бұрын

Have you ever watched the channel flying wheels? He does a series where he tries to flip a 400$ shit box to a Ferrari. If you haven’t I’d recommend watching it!

@arnaldoalegria2209

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, Jobe should make that series

The sponsor spots usually suck, but I absolutely loved this one! Yall rock! I love watching your guys stuff, I laugh and learn thanks guys

I love the safety googles on the forehead while drilling metal shards

I don't think I've laughed this damn hard in along time. You guys just made my day. Much love 💯

That alarm at the end was hilarious. Awesome job fellas.

That final reveal is incredible

“This is the lockpicking lawyer”

I love James’s commitment to his skit/situation of getting to his kids performance. One of the funniest parts of an already W vid.

@ogmike6444

2 жыл бұрын

his dogs recital

A secret to Club locks is to install them back to front across the top of the steering wheel so the keyhole faces the windscreen. This way the lock cannot be drilled out or removed with a slide hammer, this also defeats another weakness which is putting your feet onto the steering wheel & pulling at the handle hoping to break one of the hooks off. Something that happened to a friend when he returned to find his car missing & his Club lock minus one hook lying in the gutter

The password, The Woopie cushion, it was all foreshadowing. I loved it.

There really needed to be a LockPickingLawyer collab in this video. He woulda picked the lockbox in seconds!

@iegendkilla8559

2 жыл бұрын

And the boot as well

The Jerry alarm was one of the best surprises this channel has had in a while. Loved it!!!🤣

Best donuts! Gotta make that a video or a series and this would definitely be on the top.

This episode was hilarious! Max deserves a raise for that alarm.

Best Killswitch: hidden magnetic switch and your favorite magnet

@juliogonzo2718

2 жыл бұрын

I saw one where owner had it hooked to the switch in the seatbelt buckle. It worked too they cranked it dead and left it. I gave him a boost and he started it with a screwdriver and drove it home. Nobody is going to put their seatbelt on punching an ignition.

@reinbeers5322

2 жыл бұрын

@@juliogonzo2718 That's risky though, someone might get the one robber that puts on the seatbelt.

@markgandy8832

2 жыл бұрын

You could even go a step farther and put it on the passenger side. So even if the theif used their seatbelt, odds are they won't have a buddy that would too

I just love how y'all are gonna give away all the anti theft devices after y'all *literally broke every one of them* I also love the foreshadowing of the farting car alarm with the code for the box being "fart" and the whoopie cushions.

I learned this on a TV news report back in the day wheel the Club locks had been out for a few years . The quickest way to defeat the Club steering wheel lock evolved 2 things . 1. A hammer 2. A can of air that you use for cleaning electronics . You would shake the air can really well and then turn it upside down and spray all the contents straight into the lock . This will freeze the internals of the lock and then smack it with a hammer . It would have taken much less time than using the drill and changing the bits. You could have probably done the same with the clutch lock bar . Jay Leno said it best that the best car thief deterrent is a manual transmission !

Imagine setting the alarm system to Rickroll the theif on loop.

James: I CAN GO PICK UP MY KIDS! comedy gold

This is hands down my favorite episode just for the sheer immaturity 🤣 Love you guys, love your podcast. Keep it juiced!

@hikarirose1826

2 жыл бұрын

AISURU.TOKYO/machiko?[Making-love🤗] (◠‿◕)💘18 years and over✿◉●•◦•°• *YOUTIBE: THIS IS FINE* *SOMEONE: SAYS "HECK"* *KZread: BE GONE* #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

This was honestly a great video i would love to see more of this content.

OMFG HOW DO I DOUBLE LIKE THIS FOR THE ENDING

15:37 the car farts no one- James-"Breath in and out"