Why do I feel those glasses are going to be Chad’s newest accessory? 😂

@brey1720

Жыл бұрын

Sounds about right 😂

@adream3591

Жыл бұрын

And the belt 😂😂

@stephanielove1907

Жыл бұрын

Yes 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@chadhenderson5514

Жыл бұрын

To late, I already have glasses.

@AmaayaGrace

Жыл бұрын

*Chad enters the chat* lmao

6:44 “i feel like im looking into my future, you know? it looks bright😃 but its actually shit😟“ kris just explained everyones life..

@sukriyeesrasezgin3598

3 ай бұрын

🤣

@1989-Red

2 ай бұрын

😂😂

@AcshDeBean

Ай бұрын

@@1989-Redno shot you make 240,000 a year

@1989-Red

Ай бұрын

Oh yeah Srry I let my ten year old sis use my phone for a hour she prob was jelly of something I will take it down lol

@1989-Red

Ай бұрын

@@AcshDeBean so yeah taking it down now

Jay is the best editor. Kris is already hilarious and he just knows what to do to highlight it. Complimentary hilarity.

the cameo from Jess and her look of confusion and then concern just made the video 10 times better

@soothan86

Жыл бұрын

Was an adorable reaction soo cute lol

@T-Brrrd

Жыл бұрын

I was just about to say that Chad should wear those😂

Watching Kris try to figure out why the toilet light wasn't working, when it's a product intended to be used in the dark, was just golden hilariousness.

@momomo21girl

Жыл бұрын

I got one of those off of wish sooooo long ago!

@albertduckett8591

Жыл бұрын

Cos she'll read your comment and like your idea

@Hisoharu

Жыл бұрын

Flashlights are also intended to work in the dark too, but they can still be turned on in daytime/light.

@AccidentallyOnPurpose

Жыл бұрын

I think she was trying to hold her finger over the sensor to simulate darkness

@spurley

Жыл бұрын

@@AccidentallyOnPurpose She was not. That's what made it funny.

Kevin’s face after smelling the spray nearly had me on the floor😂😂he reminds me so much of my German Shepard 😂❤️

@Stayoncebunnyyyy

Жыл бұрын

Same

@Rabia_Akram0t7

Жыл бұрын

Did you say heeeeee???

@themutineercaptain9559

Жыл бұрын

SAAAAAMMMMMEEEEEEE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Curry_Cardinal

Жыл бұрын

In your opinion, are German shepherds good dogs? I’m trying to decide wether to get a German shepherd or some other dog breed.

Kriss staring into a glowing toilet is the weirdest and funniest thing i have ever seen in my life 😂😂😂

@neilbreese6369

2 ай бұрын

M

I love when Kris's sister Jess comes randomly in the videos from time to time❤️

I never imagined I’d ever see Kris bent over a toilet and her be so excited about it 😂 I love seeing Kris get so excited about things, seeing her little face light up warms my heart ❤️

@triggerhappytexen3429

Жыл бұрын

When kris is excited I’m excited 🔥

“Look Jay its hell!” Kris’s enthusiasm for making a portal to bell is just relatable 🤣💀

@mikawinkler3221

Жыл бұрын

did ya meen hell not bell?

@yourlocalyanfei

Жыл бұрын

A portal to Taco Bell

@a_random_person508

Жыл бұрын

@@yourlocalyanfei hahaha that’s funny

@Go0fieGam3rOFFICIALREALDEALYES

Жыл бұрын

Bell?

@justluna8729

Жыл бұрын

A portal to bell. I mean, that’s one way to say the bathroom after Taco Bell is like hell

Can we talk about how ON POINT her makeup is? Like, OMG so PERFECT!

@ThatRedheadGirl444

Жыл бұрын

Also love the DUCT TAPE 💜

The fact that Kevin complimented my teeth while I was taking a bite of a cookie is perfect comedic timing

@Alykatblack

Жыл бұрын

I was eating dinner lmao

@joellajeffery6235

Жыл бұрын

I was chewing my nails

Can we just appreciate how Kris managed to teach Kevin how to do a KallMeKris impression

12:55 the fact that Kevin reacted was the best thing I seen all morning

"It's like looking at my future! It looks bright, but it's actually $hi+!😀🤠" I absolutely LOST IT! Had to replay it several times and couldn't stop laughing; cackled so hard I nearly got the hiccups. Thanks for always brightening my day, Kris!

Can we just take a second to appreciate THE EYELINER omfg it looks amazing I could never in a MILLION YEARS do something that beautiful I love it ❤️😊👍

@daniellarson9810

Жыл бұрын

I wouldn't put the eyeliner in either

@angelamarbus3996

Жыл бұрын

New character achived

This is truly a moment of all time

@arthurdurham

Жыл бұрын

This is truly a beaten to death joke

@Luhqverr

Жыл бұрын

Here before the comments blow up

@DSVlogs656

Жыл бұрын

Indeed😌

@karenlindquist8864

Жыл бұрын

"It looks like a portal to hell"-kallmekris

A couple months ago, I went to my parents’ house and my dad was like, “you gotta go the bathroom?” in a weird, smiley way, so I was like, “damn right I need to go to the bathroom, in fact I’m going right now!”😂 Same wish toilet light, we had way to much fun with something so dumb😅

I would like to note that you did not destroy the mushroom box. You opened it flawlessly! 👏

I love how Kris is willing to spend money or slowly torture herself with watching 5 minute crafts and trying wish products. We love and appreciate you kris!!

@chilli-iceolive-abode2447

Жыл бұрын

Hey big spender, right? 🤣

Can we appreciate Jay's editing! Let's show Jay some appreciation for once!!

@Miss_GenGen

Жыл бұрын

@@thisisdeafening9933 Yes

@DragonLee214

Жыл бұрын

Thanks Jay!

@freyahealy5355

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, we don't give Jay enough credit.

@ParkerRicoletti

Жыл бұрын

Ok, this isn’t hate or anyt, and I LOVE kris and jay, but FOR ONCE!? Do u think we should show jay some appreciation to jay FOR ONCE?! Scroll through the comments for 1 SECOND and-

@KitsuneAdorable

Жыл бұрын

Jay’s awesome with his editing. 👍

16:59 All the time "Dies" THAT PART KILLED ME FROM LAUGHING XD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Idk why I’m laughing so hard when she said smelly stinky a$$😂😂😂 I’m dieing 12:10 it’ss o funny when it sets in😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

4:53 I love the random shot of Kris just going "stun gun!" Then moving onto the next item immediately 😂. Idk if its an editing mistake or what but its definitely intruiging.

The “Tape”, is usually for mounting pictures to your wall. I use it on my door jams, because 1 of my Floofs thinks they’re His scratching posts. 😂 It actually Is double sided…you just have to peel off the top protection layer. Hope this helped. 😁

nobody: kris: *looks at toilet thats now glowing* Kris: i feel like i am looking into the future! quote from Kris in 2023 🤣

@dariaalexandraursea9706

Жыл бұрын

Lol

@growlie2676

Жыл бұрын

We had that and really liked it but it didn't last long.

@Mistycloud1

Жыл бұрын

Me who has such crapy teeth I have braces and a very bad case: Kevin : you have very nice teeth :)

@Clownimatic

Жыл бұрын

​@@Mistycloud1 what

@rabadons_deathcap

Жыл бұрын

Also Kris: It looks bright, but it's actualy shit. 😂😂😂

The “You ain’t nothing’ but a hound dog… oop” and proceeds to fall part had me cracking up 😂

I just want to say one thing. Kris, you are always beautiful. whether you are wearing makeup, not wearing makeup, did your hair or didn't do your hair. But I must say........This look on you.......IS STUNNING!!! you are a beautiful human being inside and out. Your channel brings me comfort of my darkest days and I am so thankful for you😍😍😍

Nano tape is double sided! You need to peel off a clear film on one side! I use it to stick pictures and posters to my wall, because you can take it off, wash it, and reuse it afterwards! Hope this helps ^^ Also, can we just... Appreciate how much of a serotonin boost this entire video is? Like, if I need to feel better, I honestly just need to watch any video Kris makes 💖

@Whythiswhenihaveme

2 ай бұрын

It’s actually used for making “unbreakable” bubbles.

Can we appreciate how hard work Kris puts into her videos for us and she never fails us to entertain us and she always makes our day or night even better

@YouraverageStrayKidsfan

Жыл бұрын

Are u a bot???

@BLUEWOLFOFNIGHFIRE

Жыл бұрын

@@YouraverageStrayKidsfan no

@YouraverageStrayKidsfan

Жыл бұрын

@@BLUEWOLFOFNIGHFIRE ok🧐

@danielledecker7262

Жыл бұрын

Um How did you comment in 16 minutes this was Posted 5 minutes ago

@KrisCollinsFan

Жыл бұрын

@@danielledecker7262 This was posted 22 minutes ago

Kevin is a handsome sweet boy 12:56 The look on Kevin's face and reaction had my dying 😂🤣 14:55 Love the belt it is really cool

Why did I laugh like a freaking maniac every single time Chris read the full description of every single part? My God she is a comedic GENIUS!! 😂

I'm living for Kris's humour😂 I've been watching her for about a year now and she never ceases to bring a smile to my face😊

Kevin is so adorable, we love you kris, thanks for the compliments you given us, you posting made me so happy today ❤️ we love you auntie kris 💜

@austinkuchar7125

Жыл бұрын

Agreed

Someone needs to show Caleb Kris' Texas cowboy impression 😂😂

Y'all I love how she always compliments the weirdest things and makes it sound normal

"I feel like I'm looking into my future. It looks bright but it's all shit." Gods I love your humour so much Kris. Thanks for being you.

Kris: THERE ARE NO INSTRUCTIONS! IT JUST CAME IN A BAG! Also Kris: *Throws the mushroom lamp instructions aside* Edit: OMG TYSM FOR 350likes!!!

@jaimeeguy9937

Жыл бұрын

😂

@pebblewolfz1340

Жыл бұрын

lmao

@joceaneferreiradasilvasilv737

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🙂😅😅

@killerbunny7206

Жыл бұрын

That's a very bunny thing to say.

@BuggsBunny4162

Жыл бұрын

@@killerbunny7206 😂

kris never fails to make me laugh.

bro the light up toilet moment "my ass just made it so dark" GET ME ROLLIN

I want to see a compilation of all of the “Kris thumbs up” moments 😂

@Addison_Lycan

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Draco_.777

Жыл бұрын

Low key agree 🤣

@0gracey0

Жыл бұрын

YES KRIS DO THAT

@MyHelloBean

Жыл бұрын

PLS I NEED THIS XDDD

@MidwestArtist

Жыл бұрын

Make them into a motivational coloring book.

Kevin showing up right off the bat always makes me smile 🤣🐕

"hey there darling " xDDDD And Kevin's react is gold

17:02 I keep repeating it to see her fall and it’s funny for some reason 😂

@Chloelll03

6 ай бұрын

Not in a mean way btw

Can we just appreciate Kris going through these products just to entertain us!! ❤️🔥

@LestifyYT

Жыл бұрын

Bot

@Saul_Ferguson

Жыл бұрын

What da dog doin'

@notyoutube2599

Жыл бұрын

Yea

@KrisCollinsFan

Жыл бұрын

@@LestifyYT I’m not a bot!

@romabrii

Жыл бұрын

@@KrisCollinsFan Are you sure? That message seems pretty botty to me

I love how kris changes into different accents through her videos, from Nona, to southern mom, scout leader, chad, to Riley, etc😂😂😂😂

@DaRosaWitch

Жыл бұрын

JUST COMMENTED THAT AND DAD WHAT IM SAYINN

I literally watch your videos with a big smile on the whole time. LOVE YOU!!

Kris with the nano tape: I don’t know what this is but I wanna put it on everything 😂❤

Kris is so lovable. Her personality makes one feel special. God bless her.

I just love how kallmekris always fills our hearts with joy bc she’s so kind and always gives us compliments every single time she makes videos

AWHH SO CUTE and OH ROMANTIC!? SAUCY got me cracking up🤣🤣

I literally laughed so many times during this episode 😂 Thank you! ❤

"Feel like I'm looking into my future ya know... It looks bright but it's actually shit" - Kallmekris The wisest thing i've ever read 😂

@junkabella6324

Жыл бұрын

I felt this on a visceral level 😂

this video had me CRYING 😭😭😭 let's all take a sec to appreciate how amazing kris is and how much hard work she puts into her videos and jay too they truly are the best

Kris is so adorable with her personality 😂❤

“It Looks like a portal to hell.” 😂 this girl is actually really funny

Kris seems to be the most fun person to be around 😄 You can never feel low if you are with Kris ❤️

@Forest-on-all-fours321

Жыл бұрын

Not possible to be sad around Kris

I feel like you could be SO sleep deprived and still somehow make & upload videos for us. I’ve quite literally binge watched your videos in 5 days. We really really appreciate the effort and the fact you always manage to make thousands of us laugh. :) 💗 Thank you

@ap1463

Жыл бұрын

I done that, the tiktoks are hilarious, otay!

12:56 I’ve been laughing for 5 minutes over Kevin’s reaction 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 poor puppy

"It looks bright, but it's actually shit" 🤣I f@#$ing died!

I love there is an actual KallmeKevin channel and kris is like “uh yes my dog Kevin”

@moossren7279

Жыл бұрын

I love kevo

Kevin's reaction to the stink spray was high key, low key hilarious; but also adorable.

@charlottejones6188

9 ай бұрын

❤❤❤❤❤

@river-bx1kz

6 ай бұрын

​@@hayleybubbles4021wtf??

@tiniowien57401

4 ай бұрын

He was like mama why did you make me smell that??

@NaeniaNightingale

4 ай бұрын

That stink spray could actually be used on males who don’t understand what no means, just have to switch it into a spray bottle first.

You bring such joy to my life @Kallmekris! Wonderful channel. You give me stomach laughs

7:03 “Look Jay it’s hell!” 😂😂😂

Kris's voice going high pitched when excited is the cutest 🥺

Let’s just take a moment to appreciate Kris for what she goes through for us!!! We love ❤️ u kris!!!!

@windowsill851

Жыл бұрын

BOY, I DARE YOU TO SAY THAT TO MY FACE!

@katbland9149

Жыл бұрын

Hi! My name is Kat too :)

@_peter_m

Жыл бұрын

npc

@bored9260

Жыл бұрын

Most appreciation, no I fell asleep on the ghost one…

@SpiritofElijah5

Жыл бұрын

I agree

THE BANG BEFORE KRIS TESTED THE TAPE ACTUALLY SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME

I appreciate that your voice ALSO changes into a soft accent whenever you come across something adorable.

Can we talk about how much passion she puts into her compliments for us and how it always makes us feel better better selves in our day she’s an amazing person and she always has great content for us. We love you Khris.

I love how much effort Kris always puts into her intros, and I think Kevin is the most adorable dog in the world! ❤❤❤

@chriswilcox3383

Жыл бұрын

And Kevin is no basic bitch, he saw that red dot that drives 99 percent of dogs crazy and was like, nope.. I’ve got my life to live, don’t need that drama 😂

@willowharris535

Жыл бұрын

@@chriswilcox3383 Hahaha, definitely! 🤣

Love the toilet light lmao!! So fun!

2:46 Kris: "Okay, I don't want to torture my dog.. but-" Also Kris: "Okay Kev, C'mere."

Literally whenever when Kris posts videos for us she always makes our day or night even better

@blazingmusic3903

Жыл бұрын

And our afternoon

@triggerhappytexen3429

Жыл бұрын

Switch blades are illegal btw I hope kris doesn’t get caught 😬

@NinjaBotHax

Жыл бұрын

Faxt 🤔 Facts (ding) 👍

Can we just admire how pretty kris is and how committed she is to making us happy ❤

@victoriamartines5030

Жыл бұрын

Can any of you starting your comments with ''Can we'' stop doing that?

Omg the whole Gucci belt thing had me crying!😂😂😂

Tears streaming with laughter 😂 thanks so much for making my day. 😂😂😂😂😂

We love how kris can read the gibberish sentences but when she has to read normal sentences she can’t read them😂😂😂

@Willow_Playz_WHI

Жыл бұрын

My mom same

Your whole energy is what I used to be when I lived by myself. I did the accents, the silly off-handed jokes, just general chaos. It's awesome seeing someone with such a similar personality.

“When in doubt put your head in it.” -Kallmekris 2023

Okay but Kris is freaking hilarious 😂 Also clogs have been around foreveeerrr, great for nurses! ❤

the intro is absolutely beautiful and amazing. And the complement Kevin gave made me cry.

Kris’ videos never fail to make me laugh. Even on my worst days, I know that I can come over to her Channel and have a good laugh. Very good content and one of the only genuine KZreadrs I know who doesn’t put on an act for the camera. Keep up the good content Kris. 👍

@jschouten1985

Жыл бұрын

"....who doesn't put on an act for the camera."? LOL 🤣

Anytime Kris gives a compliment I cry she’s the only person who ever gives me compliments

1:43 "such an adult its crazy...idk how to put batteries in this " :) love your vids

13:31 All I can say is that I'm happy to witness someone being this happy with small stuff....Love you Kris 💚

Lets take a moment to acknowledge the fact that Kris finds some unique, funny, yet very sweet way to compliment us. Wether it’s switching voices/characters, saying it regularly or making a full small skit to say it. We love you Kris!

Babe, move Gerald! Kermie looks super happy.

She’s so chaotic but I love ittttttt

Kris and Kevin are just too much of a wholesome duo for me 😂❤

Kris, if you see this, ilysm. You seriously make my day so much better. When I watch you and Celina I crack up. You are one of my fav youtubers keep doing what you love ❤️

I think today’s complement is my favorite, mostly because I’m really insecure abt the gap in my teeth so this made my rlly happy :)

Kris:JAY IM FLYING AWAY 🤣😂

I wasn't looking at the screen when Kris said "Kall Me Kevin" and I was briefly very excited for the KallMeKris and CallMeKevin collaboration. Imagine the chaos!

So I use nano-tape sometimes at home. For posters, fairy lights in the window etc. I’m pretty sure there is a see through film on the “non-sticky” side, that you can peel off to make it double sided. It’s great!

I'm cry-laughing at the toilet bowl light and the exerciser 😁🤣

Kris failing made me laugh SO much.

Kris is such a delight, and her editor is fantastic, too.

@TheRealBiggusDickus

Жыл бұрын

That what she said.

Let’s all appreciate the effort kris went through to get this video re- uploaded, probably because KZread took it down for dangerous content with tasers and knives

@singingal17

Жыл бұрын

Wow!!! I cannot believe that KZread would do that!! That’s crazy!

@stangman58

Жыл бұрын

The tasers and knife are illegal to possess in Canada. It's stupid laws we have but sadly true

@clarakorsvikpinney1801

Жыл бұрын

Yeah i think so. Because I saw that the video was longer. (but I didn't have time to watch it) I think it was 23 minutes long?

@singingal17

Жыл бұрын

@@stangman58 I don’t agree with that law!! I feel bad for you guys in Canada! I think one should have the right to possess something to defend yourself with in case of an attack.

@anaspiringartist

Жыл бұрын

@@singingal17 I agree with you but that could also be the weapon used in a attack.

"Look good while still being cheap." - KallmeKris Booya

3:51 she sounded like Tiffany Valentine 😂that made me laugh so hard