The Fire got a little out of hand lol but these were fun! Like the video if you enjoyed! 😄

@yoongimarryme1342

2 жыл бұрын

Yo kris

@rishvify

2 жыл бұрын

I miss your streams kris💞🤪

@dexterkelseyhughes427

2 жыл бұрын

Nice vid

@itzmona7

2 жыл бұрын

Hi kris's ilyy

@zero_xx70

2 жыл бұрын

Hi :)

Kris: paranoid about buying condoms despite being an adult also Kris: comfortably makes "just the tip" jokes

@Vaniilynn_

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO TRUE

@celesviamelora18

2 жыл бұрын

Sometimes I really found that she's still kinda has that young innocent girl's vibe in her adult body 😂 Idk

@Arisxgon

2 жыл бұрын

@@celesviamelora18 so what is a condom used for anyway

@Arisxgon

2 жыл бұрын

@Frosted why are you saying umm

@Arisxgon

2 жыл бұрын

@Frosted 14 almost 15

The fact that Kris has no faith in 5 minute crafts, but does it anyway for the sake of comedy! I love it 😍 thank you for always making my day Kris 💕

@simonaslavikova165

2 жыл бұрын

My to😍

@faithvital6986

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I’m not there because in faith

@Randomperson-tl8qu

2 жыл бұрын

We need the likes to be the same!!

@Randomperson-tl8qu

2 жыл бұрын

This comment section is almost an lost cause

@Meddyv2

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah thats the point of it, evryone does that

i almost choked on my pear when she said "dont try this on kids" thats how funny u r Kris, thanks for making us all laugh❤️

"We get to light sshhhit on FFIIYAAAAAA" really got me, keep it up kris, you are AMAZING

"Dont try these on kids!" Had me dying! I was eating at the time of watching this and I almost choked. It brought tears to my eyes I was laughing so hard. Thank you, Kris, for brightening our day!

@christinalandgren6161

2 жыл бұрын

same here

@aprillundberg1197

Жыл бұрын

Same! I had just taken a bite of a powdered sugar doughnut and blew out a cloud of powdered sugar when I laughed. Caught me off guard lol.

I swear Kris got first, and secondhand embarrassment by making this video. She really is jumping over those extra hurdles just for us, much love 💛

"Uh! She's burnt, she's CRISPY." I replayed that scene like 50 times lol. also... "WE GET TO LIGHT MORE S*** ON FIRE LETS GOO!"

I really like Kris tells a compliment on the start of the videos bc it fixes my mood right away and I need to smile at it. If you will read this Kris, please don't stop with them.

And here we see a young Canadian woman's slow but accelerating decent into madness. We love you Kris.

@the_kitcat

2 жыл бұрын

Couldnt be truer

@sadra9252

2 жыл бұрын

How can something be so dark and funny at the same time😂🤣 I love dark humor

@riko3072

2 жыл бұрын

The things she does for us 😂 🤚

@westzed23

2 жыл бұрын

I had to read that in a nature announcer voice. "Over here she is now walking through the forest looking for a puddle."

@robercoli6136

Жыл бұрын

Must be the abstinence...

When you actually feel insecure about your nose and hearing some compliments about them just made my day . Love you Kris

@mushroomlover479

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@shianascarlett628

2 жыл бұрын

same i was about to comment that lol

@leonaplayz923

2 жыл бұрын

Im one of those ppl whos insecure abt their nose but anyway its fine kris likes it LMAO

05:37 Those kinds of chips are an excellent fire starter for when you don't have any dry kindling or non-natural fire starter products to use, but have to get a fire started. Normally you would place some logs in a tipi tent formation around the chips, and you would place whatever other kind of kindling onto the chips that you might have. Don't forget to find various larger stones around your camping area to form a large enough circle with the stones touching each other around the fire, this will help decrease the chances of any accidental spread of fire, but you should always keep an eye on the fire, even up to 10 minutes - or longer - after you douse it as there might still be small hidden embers that could potentially reignite the fire.

@laser8389

3 ай бұрын

Adding to this that they'll catch easier but burn faster if you crumble them, so you could do that with some as a starter which would then catch the full chips to twigs to sticks to logs.

Only tru kris fans can like this comment

“My hair is gonna smell like middle aged women’s armpits.” Oh my word. You’re the best, Kris! 🤣

@smhjoe

2 жыл бұрын

gather round children! crazy white lady is outside walmart lighting chips on fire! 😮

@sengajermyn9914

2 жыл бұрын

the 261 like was me

@StillLivin1

Жыл бұрын

"OMG" you sound like fat Amy from pitch perfect

@themeshricos4324

Жыл бұрын

I agree lol

@themeshricos4324

Жыл бұрын

@@sengajermyn9914 and the 605 was me ❤

Every use of "thats what she said" kris uses is pure gold and her personality is just amazing

"WE GET TO LIGHT MORE SH*T ON FIRE!" literally me 😭😭❤

5:08 yeah I'd be a little scared to go to that concert 😢

Other people blowing out candles: “I wish for a pony!” Kris: *please don’t light my house on fire*

My favourite part of this series by far is how Kris doesn’t prep what she needs in advance 💀

@Soul-ke9gd

2 жыл бұрын

But there's no fun if she already watched the video.

@TheRatOverlord

2 жыл бұрын

@@Soul-ke9gd true

@aquaz.marina.777

2 жыл бұрын

Oh well the videos still great! :)

kris has brought me so much joy within this past hour, im 14 and im going through my first love heartbreak and because of her video , i have laughed

@theplushiecrew1486

Жыл бұрын

I’m 14 too and Kris intensely boosts my self-esteem. So sorry to hear about your heartbreak.

@simplysage6761

5 ай бұрын

im 14 as well and going thru my first love heartbreak and im here to have a laugh

This video is proof that anything can be fuel for a fire if you try hard enough.

Kris: setting chips on fire laughing like a maniac Deborah: She's at it again Tom!! Oh my, guys thank you for the likes. I've never had this much- now quite sure how to react here

@sudheer8745

2 жыл бұрын

Tom: he's all fit? well thats good for him Deborah: no tom *SHE'S AT IT* Tom: What? Deborah: Just forget it tom, I'm calling the police

@moon_dvst

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@bobbeestewart660

2 жыл бұрын

Lol 😂

@ninaboulay2430

2 жыл бұрын

Tom:why are you filming him Deborah:I don't know we might need evidence imcalling the police

@ashlynngarrison641

2 жыл бұрын

@@ninaboulay2430 Or maybe Deborah has her own Channel.....🤔

Kris, about her feet being on camera: "This is gonna end up on site that isn't KZread." Also Kris, moments later: "Let's see if I can put my leg behind my head--wow, I'm flexible!" 😂

@fictionalbeauty

2 жыл бұрын

That's what I was thinking, lol.

@kendrikhawk7436

2 жыл бұрын

But she's "celibate"... lol.

@kendrikhawk7436

2 жыл бұрын

@@tacolover4968 Yeah, I realized my mistake later, but didn't bother correcting it. Lol.

@bm-ww8kb

11 ай бұрын

@@kendrikhawk7436 she prefers 'abstinent' lol

you and brandon ferris would be absolutely HILARIOUS together!!

kris is a type of person to comfort people like * dont worry your not a trash can its a trash can not trash cannot

I could feel the anxiety when she had to do her hair 😂 this woman has got guts and glory that’s for sure!

@Pancake227

2 жыл бұрын

Yep

@noahweese6577

Жыл бұрын

True🖕🏾

The fact she actually went out to get stuff for “hacks” that don’t even work is true dedication respect ✊

@audreemaurice4899

2 жыл бұрын

Welll the condom and chips hacks did works xD haha she almost set fire at her backyard with the chips 😂😂😂

@GilmoreGirlsForever

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr respect ✊🏻

@dreamdonut0003

2 жыл бұрын

Hey remember me 😊 I changed my profile pic and I'm thinking about changing my KZreadr username EDIT: I just wanted to say hi 😊

@Endless-Vids

2 жыл бұрын

@@dreamdonut0003 hi! I couldn’t pin or heart this comment but I liked and now replied🤗

@dreamdonut0003

2 жыл бұрын

@@Endless-Vids thanks 😊☺️ have a great day 😊

6:35 "Gather around children the crazy white lady is litting tostitos on fire"

I just love the choice in music while driving! Although she is essentially the BEST at making some hilarious comments and remarks towards 5 minute crafts.

I love how she is just herself and makes everyone's day better. Thanks a lot Kris🥺♥️

@hearts.4.sum.xoxo.

2 жыл бұрын

Yes she is amazing! When she complimented us like about our nose she made my day.

@aleshaplayzroblox7562

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@jbearsister175

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah so true

@ManSucker9000

2 жыл бұрын

Is it just me or im tempted to click this shit

@thefoxnamedalea8554

2 жыл бұрын

Why is there so much BOTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

"We get to light shit on fire!" Right into seeing Kevin being so well behaved. Melting my heart ❤️

Kris’s compliments are the only thing keeping my self-esteem alive. They always make my day!

Does someone else love when she compliments us??? ❤ love you kris ❤❤

Kris: I probably look like a weirdo... Deborah: She's at it again Tom!! Edit: Holy s*** this is my most liked comment, thanks so freaking much guys. I didn't think that this would get this many likes. 💖💕

@ashlynngarrison641

2 жыл бұрын

Lol!

@SofiaElizabeth06

2 жыл бұрын

Tom: Woman! Stop please!

@editor_ducky_oreo

2 жыл бұрын

OMg she better make a tiktok of the creepy neighbor watching her doing the chip fire

@jessicacesar3274

2 жыл бұрын

Her going back into the grocery store to get these must feel very weird lol her in the car just jamming out

@just_an_oc

2 жыл бұрын

Deborah: honey, get the gun.

When she said “gather round children, crazy white lady is outside Walmart lighting Tostitos on fire” it killed me 😂

@samanthaj1360

Жыл бұрын

Same

@Lunar_3clipse51

Жыл бұрын

best thing she has said😂

@Lily-mm3xk

Жыл бұрын

than you

@lilg8725

Жыл бұрын

I enjoyed it it was funny, she burned chips on fire, imagine if someone just saw that

@LMCorvinus

Жыл бұрын

Especially since I would, in fact, gather round to watch that 🤣🤣🤣

This girl is comedic genius! You should be on tv too! Like SNL or something... You are truly hilarious gurl... You make my day. And a shout out for your music skills... Nice vocals in the car!

5:45 “WE GET TO LIGHT MIRE SHIT OF FIRE! LETS GOOO” -wise words of kallmekriss💀

The "Gather 'round children, the crazy white lady is outside Walmart setting Tostitos on fire." Was what got me. 🤣🤣🤣 6:37 btw.

@camilaperaltaangeles6548

2 жыл бұрын

@Antoinette Dingledine Totally

I had been laughing almost the entire video but then when she said “gather round, a crazy white lady is setting Tostitos on fire”, and from then on I was wheezing the entire time she was hopping around the fire and was saying “No Kevin get away”. I was literally dying😂😂😂

Lets take a minute to realize the stuff Kris does for us.

Love her little compliments, it always makes me feel a little better about myself🥰

@johnjo3409

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/d4JtsK-motK5gdY.html No home

@elizabethmcdowell1561

2 жыл бұрын

Lol same

@shinypearl7745

2 жыл бұрын

Same!!

Is no one gonna talk about how GOOD kris is at singing????????

@lynseyhoughton7889

Жыл бұрын

I know!!

@andreaadams6257

Жыл бұрын

Fr!!!

@adamandmelissahoffman3343

Жыл бұрын

I know wow

@HarryPotterFan322

Жыл бұрын

Yes

@littleblin4ik279

Жыл бұрын

Yes

"she's burnt, she's crispy👁️👄👁️"this really had me rolling on the floor🤣💀

Literally in almost every single one of her videos she always compliments our looks😊❤

Let’s just take a moment to realize how much Auntie Kris loves us just to put herself through that stuff just so we could be happy 🥺💙 I love you Auntie Kris and thank you for everything you’ve done for us for this video, the ones before, and the ones after

@Reckyyy.

2 жыл бұрын

MAMA KRIS

@robinxxx6081

2 жыл бұрын

She liked!😀😀😊😊

I wouldn't hesitate to do these with you. It looks so much fun to "try" and I love that you make yourself laugh the whole way through.

Her saying I have the cutest nose made my day, I had to get forty stitches in my nose because of a dog accident, so I have bad scar tissue and I'm not very confident about my appearance because of it, thank you kris❤❤❤❤

I love how normal people use oil or dish soap or actual lube, but five minute crafts insist that you need to finger a condom to get a ring of your finger. Pro tip: use lithium grease

Oml, this woman is the best confidence booster ever! She needs like 10m videos of her just complimenting us all. Like that would just be amazing

@alexander_yoko

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, she was embarrassed to buy condoms, still she did it. That's the attitude! (I mean the second thing)

@CallaLily5278

2 жыл бұрын

@@alexander_yoko Ikr!! I just love this woman

@Ghost-qy1sm

Жыл бұрын

I am insecure but then shes compliments it. And even tho i know shes not complimenting me specifically it still makes me feel good

@CallaLily5278

Жыл бұрын

@@Ghost-qy1sm My anxiety does the same thing, it’s like “Y’know she’s not doing that directly to you” but the way she does it overpowers my anxiety. So watching her videos always make me feel better about myself. I have another creator I watch who does the same type of thing

@projectr5651

Жыл бұрын

and damn she has a great voice like at 1:02 did you see that ? damnn

We need a “in the kar with kris” that would be so funny like going around with with different guests🤯

@bubulo3834

2 жыл бұрын

OMG YESSS! I AGREE!

@alyssamitchell6490

2 жыл бұрын

Yesssss

@talfranco6379

2 жыл бұрын

Yesss

@jatinbandhiwal1987

2 жыл бұрын

I second that

@joostvanderlee9569

2 жыл бұрын

Yes!

5:03 those sounds made me fall off my bed with laughter

6:13 “ oh hey Kevin you wanna light some chips on fire?” 😃 just sounds so psychopathicly funny

Every single time she compliments us, or sings, it makes each and every one of our days better. We love you kris!

How could anyone not like this? Kris went WAY above and beyond her norm in making this video. 😃

@thathopelessromantic

2 жыл бұрын

right?

@omtotheg

2 жыл бұрын

Yeees btw I was ur 100th like!

@gailballard3288

2 жыл бұрын

She even sprained her ancle!

1:36 was a whole rollercoaster of emotions

Honestly, I love the way you talk. With the random shit you say. I do that too. Sometimes I feel like we're related then again, I'm just werird.

My great-grandmother was from Hungary and any time she said "knife" in English, she called it a "k-nif-ee." You just reminded me of that and it makes me smile. Apparently, there's not a lot of silent letters in Hungarian, and it drove her crazy how English has so many lol

I love the way she always compliments her fans. It makes me feel better after a whole day of being insecure. 😢😍 I love Kris so much 🥰.

@lewiscairns6206

2 жыл бұрын

When I had a broken nose after rugby

Sharpie: Lights up Kris: Turns into an owl

Dude Kris never fails to make us laugh. I'm laughing for every one because of her reaction it's so funny!!

Fun fact: When Kris is complimenting us at the start of the video, she is actually looking in the mirror and saying this to herself lol!!😸

@cylpj5495

2 жыл бұрын

Makes sense 🤣

@kevinuharekzrut

2 жыл бұрын

S i m p

1:40 That sick beat and those moves...!!!🔥🔥

"Where is my kenif? "🔪 😂

I love how Kris always compliments us love u kris❤

@morganpeeper2775

3 ай бұрын

Agreed😊

@morganpeeper2775

3 ай бұрын

Agreed😊

For brief moment, Kris understood what is it like for a guy to buy condoms and she resorted to the same tactics we use to mask the purchase, buy a bunch of other stuff

@nonyabusiness3619

2 жыл бұрын

But aren't guys usually proud to show their piers that they're about to get laid?

@thecomorbiditycurator8018

2 жыл бұрын

Why is that embarrassing? unless you're self conscious about condom size or just a super private person? But then again, this question is coming from someone who shamelessly waved around tampons in high school when teachers wouldn't let me take my backpack to the bathroom with me during class so 🤷‍♀️ I'm a bit lost in the shame/embarrassment department.

@PatrickDaviswimiwamwamwazzle

2 жыл бұрын

@@thecomorbiditycurator8018 It's a private thing. We all know I have to shit, but I don't want to buy laxatives while letting the whole world know.

@thecomorbiditycurator8018

2 жыл бұрын

@@PatrickDaviswimiwamwamwazzle yeah then it's just me that doesn't get it because I have no issue purchasing laxatives and everyone seeing. Constipation happens, it's part of life 🤷‍♀️ We all have bodies.

@farlonmuentes6004

2 жыл бұрын

@@thecomorbiditycurator8018 it's more of the size thing. men don't want other people knowing about their size base on the condom they buy. the small doesn't look good but that is the average size of most men.

9:18 damn those vocals

Kris b being her iconic self😂😂❤❤

The entire duck tape foot scene killed me

Kris! You are the best “science” teacher I ever had doing these 5 minute crafts. 😂👍🏼 I feel so….educated. 🤣

okay but y’all gotta agree, kris’s compliments always make your day better 🙃

@johnjo3409

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/d4JtsK-motK5gdY.html No home ....

@maybeinsha

2 жыл бұрын

yeah they do !

@princehyunjin2877

2 жыл бұрын

True✨, I just wanna say one more thing... *Jay likes corn*

Me staying up all night also me: binge watching her

Her compliments literally make my day

I love that whenever Kris just is herself, she is amazing and funny, but whenever I try to be myself I just get embarrassed, anxious, and depressed. At least Kris makes my day better with each video she posts.❤️

Kris: "Oh god it's getting really big" Also Kris: Proceeds to light the chips

@zed5287

2 жыл бұрын

That’s what she said

@cupid_editz

Жыл бұрын

@@zed5287 my humour is broken

@drdtryygugijhk4517

Жыл бұрын

That's what she said

Kris: I love how I’m asking questions but I’m alone and no one will answer them. Me: I love that I’m answering them through the screen even though you can’t hear and my answers are crap.

It is spectacular that so many of these "hacks" involve situations where you have a complicated item, but not a simple, readily available one. Stuck in the woods and need to make a fire- don't use the abundant leaves and wood all around you- use your last packet of snacks! Stuck in the dark but somehow have no torch, candles or phone flashlight- but an enormous supply of sharpies? 5 minute crafts!

Kris, the only person who does crazy things for us. She’s the champion of all time

@EatMyPussy_

2 жыл бұрын

Yaaas

@emerala5292

2 жыл бұрын

ever heard of the pain rankers, its even crazier

@KATEKAT512

2 жыл бұрын

You should watch lauranzside it’s cool too but I agree

@EatMyPussy_

2 жыл бұрын

@@KATEKAT512 o-k

@okami_ketsuki6666

Жыл бұрын

I 💕 what sweetness everyone gets when I see her face on the days that are terrifying it always lights up the day love you Kris ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Does anyone else just love it when she gives you those little compliments it brightens up my day thank you 😊

The “holy shit balls” got me 😂

I Love how Kris always Complements us on our looks. Kris: Aw look at your lil nose Me: Aw Thank you. *Mental Happiness for The Day: Checked

@Tay_Tay1611

2 жыл бұрын

Same I was literally stuffing my face with a burger watching this

You have to admit whenever Kris posts you can assume she’s going to make us laugh and smile. She never lets us down. Love you Kris 💕💕💕💕

@MI_Jadecraft

2 жыл бұрын

Amen

"Gather round children, crazy white lady outside Walmart litting tostetos on fire" 😂😂😂

I can imagine her neighbors like “ mom the crazy lady is talking to herself and playing with fire again” “ SWEETY COME INSIDE RIGHT NOW” “ ok mom”

Am I the only one who actually gains confidence when Kris says something nice- i'm extremely self conscious and I feel better about myself when I hear it.

@bibiankka885

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed. Strangely enough, I’m probably the most self conscious about my nose, so that was an absolutely lovely surprise. Kris really does stand out as one of the most personable, sweetest and professional KZreadrs.

Kris: “I wish I could listen to music but I cant!” Also Kris: **proceeds to listen to music**

@ikvgftr

Жыл бұрын

What's the dubstep sounding song she plays in the car called???

@mjmikealson4060

Жыл бұрын

Yea I'm also curious

@thomasratcliffe5311

Жыл бұрын

The song is (ColBreakz & Dead Critic - A Happy Day)

@Metallica4Life92

Жыл бұрын

@@thomasratcliffe5311 thank you

The way she just like grabs the point of the knife that made my day😂😂😂😂

1st rule… … Never trust 5 minute crafts.

Kris just being calm while listening to heavy metal is the funniest thing ever

@thedutchdjentleman

2 жыл бұрын

Also the most relatable thing ever.

@idrawdaily3454

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@_galaxystar_1455

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@lollgodz9965

2 жыл бұрын

I mean would be funnier if headbanging to classical music

Poor Kevin seemed so confused about why his human was lighting food on fire. He's so good though, so well trained! My pups could never. 😆 Love you Kris! You're the best!

@thinukaidamgodage

2 жыл бұрын

#relatable

Can you imagine kris making a character that worships 5 minute crafts like religiously

I love all the fire that was in this. -A Fire Enthusiast

"I gotta hide that" 2:41

Kris: "I'm gonna blow this whole place apart BUT THATS FINE" lol 😂 😂4:43

"Heyyy Kevin! You wanna light some chips on fire??" 😂

Kris's compliments always make my day, i feel very insecure about myself alot of the time but whenever she says nice things, it makes me feel so much better about myself. love you Kris

Can we appreciate the fact that Kris here is literally intoxicating herself for us like girl we love you but stay safe, those 5 min crafts don't seem very safe😩😭❤️

Kris made 2 road trips and ventured out into the wilderness for us AND put her foot into a dirty, bacterial mud puddle! Love this smart, strong willed, beautiful human bean! 🙌🏽

@alyssabrown-carleton6173

2 жыл бұрын

If that's not an ad for vessies I don't know what is

@D_Dizzy_

2 жыл бұрын

@Olive we are all human beans 😌

it brought me such joy when she complimented our noses because i'm SO self conscious about mine :)

" ok I will make a wish, please don't like my house on fire."😂

I like the fact that on the packaging of sharpies it says ‘extremely flammable. Keep away from heat and flame.’