A kid in my class in against pre marital sex and another kid said, " ok I'll just never get married, so none of my sex is pre marital " and honesty that was iconic

@nataliamaybe

4 жыл бұрын

Octo kitty Kat fucking felt that

@amiemariecreative163

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣 smart kid

@doublebubblediscoqwn3058

4 жыл бұрын

I wanna give that kid some of my nonexistent money

@jayz.7934

4 жыл бұрын

One of the few reasons of love school.

@zorakuehne4915

4 жыл бұрын

This kid is going places

I love how Ben is having a serious talk *while wearing a watermelon*

@CabzxAngie

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@jovial.milieu

4 жыл бұрын

Get u a man who can do both😂

@everythingstan319

4 жыл бұрын

Omg I was gonna make that comment!😂

@-xenoari-

4 жыл бұрын

@@jovial.milieu Yes 😂

@-xenoari-

4 жыл бұрын

@@everythingstan319 Lol I was pretty sure there would be a comment like mine somewhere

I’m so glad you two exist on KZread and are open about not wanting to get married/have kids. It makes me feel less..... unnatural if that makes sense. Thank you so much. Love you guys

@katcyer26

3 жыл бұрын

Your not unnatural, loads of people don't want children and thats normal!! I promise ❤

@hallestoes1

2 жыл бұрын

Darlin, I wish everyone would do what they choose and not care about the status quo. I wanted nothing more than motherhood, and people make it out like I'm useless for that choice. Do YOU eff everyone else

@TESSA-PLACE

2 жыл бұрын

So true

@DissonantSynth

2 жыл бұрын

@@hallestoes1 i'm *many* months late to this conversation, but there are religious extremists advocating that women only serve to be baby incubators and make their husbands' dinners, even in 2021. It's so frustrating. I want segregation back, but not for races. I want segregation between the sensible people, and the *morons*

@JeremyJenner

7 ай бұрын

Childfree and marriagefree guy here, I feel the same. Cristine and Ben are such great role models!

I wish it really was up to the woman to not want to have children. I started trying to be sterilized starting at the age of 21. I finally gave up at 31. The doctors always say, "You will change your mind," or "You may change your mind." I'm 45. I still haven't had kids. I am 45 years old, and nobody let me choose what I want to do with my body. People did finally stop telling me that I'll change my mind. The next step is folks saying it's such a shame I missed my chance. **rolls eyes**

@Mark_Agamotto1313_Smith

3 жыл бұрын

Not from me, YOUR body YOUR choice. I want to get a similar procedure, but have been told I need a one year Psych eval first.

@KTCC13

3 жыл бұрын

I had the implant put in and my doctors wife kept saying “so in three years you’ll have another baby yes”? And I was like...”uh no” because honestly I just want to see if the hormonal implant would help regulate my mood and so far it has greatly improved my depression and overall mood. I have two children and that’s all I ever wanted. My doctor is in his late 70’s so all I can think is that their generations norm was to have 10+ kids which is crazZzzy for me to fathom, like damn how did/do women just spend a huge chunk of their lives just continuously popping out babies!?!

@nwcam

3 жыл бұрын

I’ve never wanted children, and I’ve known that I don’t want children since I was really young. I’m turning 21 next month and I’d love to be sterilized but I doubt it’s gonna happen. So many doctors operate based on biased reports that say some crazy percentage of women who were sterilized come back and say they regret it. The only evidence I’ve found to support that is something that said women who had to be sterilized for reasons other than not wanting kids ended up regretting it which is pretty obvious to me that that would happen. It’s ridiculous that the world still thinks it can control women this much. Sterilization, abortion, all that. It’s an attack on women’s rights to their bodies

@normairizarryni

3 жыл бұрын

I am almost 30 and have been trying the same thing since my late teens or early twenties. I hear the same crap and people are always asking me when I will have kids. NEVER.

@Paraguanera

3 жыл бұрын

I'm 35 years old.. Have problems with my ovaries since 11 or 12.. I have the same gynecologist for all this time and I love him but the only problem it's that I don't want to have kids since I was young and he keeping saying to me that this what I said because I was young, I get to my 30 and he keep insisting that I would regret it when I can't have one anymore and I wish just that he stop saying that.. That everyone keep saying that.. My family, my friends.. Everybody thinks that it's a bad thing don't have kids.. I know it's a cultural thing, I'm from South America and the normal thing here its having a lot of kids since young age and I'm the black sheep but I don't care hahahahaha.. I don't like kids xD

I think the woohoo video also showed the stereotype that no men really want kids. I know some men that really can’t wait to be fathers.

@eldritchyarnbeing3295

4 жыл бұрын

cutecheerfreak1 definitely; it made it out to be something "funny" that the guy REALLY did not want kids. Nothing about an unwilling or apathetic parent is ever funny.

@mermaidatlantica

4 жыл бұрын

It also perpetuates the stereotype that pregnant women are idiots who cant do anything for themselves and they turn into morons who rely heavily on others and become completely unreasonable once they get pregnant.

@pathetic2399

4 жыл бұрын

@@mermaidatlantica so what you’re saying is that the video is sexist toward everyone involved? As expected of Troom Troom.

@missjanehoney6684

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed. My partner has told me how he dreams of having kids and I sent him a picture of a family friends baby and he got clucky. It’s an awful stereotype

@misfitrosetarot

4 жыл бұрын

@@mermaidatlantica I agree! Hell, I was building stuff around the house when i was preggo...I did have to rest more and not overdo it, because I had a high-risk pregnancy, but for the most part I found ways to do things myself.

It's too bad that you guys don't want kids because you already have 7 million of them lmao

@swagnes7046

4 жыл бұрын

lol right!! I think Ben had a point about how they could raise kids with good values, only that they've already raised 7 million of them

@MrAustin1004

4 жыл бұрын

Cristine has 7 million kids😆 oh wait I'm one of them 🤔😏😣

@autumnmalick2987

4 жыл бұрын

This comment is 🔥🔥🔥🔥🤣

@ironbarsjack7977

4 жыл бұрын

Had me in the first half not gonna lie

@sophsv

4 жыл бұрын

*YES.*

I'm a fellow no baby lady. And the idea of "who will take care of you when you're old" cracks me up. Well with the typical child costing at least 500k to 1mil to raise I will retire with a private nurse with all that money I saved by not procreating lol

@TT-_-

2 жыл бұрын

Since most old people move to assisted homes and nursing homes when they can't do things alone anymore, the argument that kids will take care of their parents seems very old-fashioned/third world... Then again Finland does have good social security benefits compared to the rest of the world🤔

@heart.9889

2 жыл бұрын

As a person who wants to have children, the idea is STILL crazy to me. Like why would I put that burden onto my children.

@oanafl

Жыл бұрын

The idea is ridiculous, but I think it's also misunderstood in some cases. I'm sure there are some selfish people out there who want their kids to take care of them, but for others it's simply about knowing that, when you're old, you can look at your young family and die in peace knowing that your "tribe" and values live on. I've been preparing to become a mother my entire life because I want my kids to have the best opportunities, and I want to be wise enough so they grow into good, happy people. When I think of death with this in the background, it isn't so scary anymore. Not everyone is the same, but this is part of why having children is so important to me.

Personally I have never wanted to have kids. I remember years ago having a conversation with a like-minded person and she gave the best answer to the "why don't you want kids" question. She said "There are too many selfish moms and dads in the world, I like being selfish but not at a kid's expense." With that in mind, I found the right person for me. Due to our ages at the time (I was mid-30s, he was mid-40s), he did ask me early on because he knew many my age rushing into marriage and kids due to biological clock ticking. I had no interest in that. Marriage is on the table because we're in the US and I have the government job with the health insurance while he pays out of pocket but there's no other reason to rush the process.

@flowerbabyliz

3 жыл бұрын

Yes that is such a good reason. Thank you for sharing

@ghostalien3738

3 жыл бұрын

Now I have the best answer, thank you very much, can't wait to leave someone speechless with that response

@izumiruki

3 жыл бұрын

THIS. I like being selfish too. I'm just not selfless enough to be a good parent.

You two don't need to have kids you have 7.35M of them......😅😅

@tashaforde9101

4 жыл бұрын

Anushree Salgaonkar how do u have like 1k likes in an hour

@gaminggirl4240

4 жыл бұрын

I made it 1.2k

@itz_galaxygamer_2149

4 жыл бұрын

Anushree Salgaonkar true 😄😄😂

@georgebitar

4 жыл бұрын

Omg sooo trueeeee 😂♥️♥️

@plumishslug

4 жыл бұрын

Ok

I like how Ben was having a serious discussion whilst having a watermelon wrapped to his body

@Alex-vo5bm

4 жыл бұрын

Dad can get very serious in any situation

@ashleymara1172

4 жыл бұрын

For a second I forgot what I was watching as an ad was playing I scroll down and saw this comment needless to say I was very confused

@skylrshepherd9847

4 жыл бұрын

As someone who is only 2 minutes in the vid and reading this comment, I was very confused

@writingmysongs333

4 жыл бұрын

I expect nothing less tbh 😂

"Why do you ask people why they don't want kids instead of asking people why they DO want to have kids?" *I present to you all, Ben with a watermelon strapped on his belly*

cristine and ben: "HE JUST SLAPPED HIS KID?!" me: *laughs in strict american household*

@lilyking7357

3 жыл бұрын

Bro my parents are strict and american but they've never slapped me. get out sis

@justanerd2726

3 жыл бұрын

Me: *laughs in strict Chinese parents household*

@sankareatame694

3 жыл бұрын

me laughing as a child from a strict immigrant parent who enter the united states

@coffeebean6605

3 жыл бұрын

My parents used to slap me but when I got to a certain age they stopped probably so i didnt tell teachers at school. now they just constantly tell me im not doing my best, im way too lazy, im annoying, I shouldn't be myself ever bc its annoying, that since im the oldest I should never ever make a mistake. so actually I've been passing pretty easy.

@hihigh6814

3 жыл бұрын

*laughs in angry mexican dad*

Safiya and Tyler: just got married XD Rob and Corrine: married Cristine and Ben: expecting a watermelon baby

@vaidehichakka9467

4 жыл бұрын

Pizza Marrita yes!!!!!

@BooDotBoo

4 жыл бұрын

One person asking who Corrine is and I only know Cristine and Ben, lol.

@danielamartinez6323

4 жыл бұрын

wait i didn't know rob and corrine were married. i thought they were just friends

@Ashleighclark9608

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@tecnitrongames1472

4 жыл бұрын

Pizza Marrita tru

It's funny because of what Woo-hoo means in the Sims.

@anna3420

4 жыл бұрын

*:)))*

@gardner.emilia

4 жыл бұрын

Was bout to say the same thing lmaoo

@a_damn_peanut

4 жыл бұрын

Why does this have 69 liked right now 😂

@imhoperson1022

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 whohoo= leads to babies if not careful

@ShortPerson231

4 жыл бұрын

Leila Byerly ikr

“Pregnancy hacks all women can relate to!” Me: laughs in minor

@honeybadgermerriemonarch2388

3 жыл бұрын

Me: laughs in pre menopause

@dullasparagus6369

3 жыл бұрын

@@honeybadgermerriemonarch2388 me: laughs in not even born yet

I knew I didn't want kids when I was a kid. People would always say I'd change my mind. I'm 25 now and still no urge. In fact I want kids less than ever. Don't let anyone pressure you into doing something you don't want to do.

I like the “just because a woman can get pregnant doesn’t mean she has to” the same way, when a woman biologically can’t have a child, it doesn’t mean they shouldn’t be able to raise a kid.

@PhotoJeticPoet

4 жыл бұрын

Ehhhhhhhh no.

@Rizzlette

4 жыл бұрын

StargazingLoner welcome to the world of “other people’s opinions” 😊

@PhotoJeticPoet

4 жыл бұрын

@@Rizzlette gald you could make it 😉

@theamazingchicken8457

4 жыл бұрын

@ally B I don’t get what your saying?

@Rizzlette

4 жыл бұрын

Potato Queen in a nutshell, I personally don't think just because a woman is able to carry, give birth etc doesn't mean they qualify as being a mother, it's the raising of the child that makes a "mother". So unfortunately to those woman who can't conceive naturally or at all, shouldn't be robbed of the chance to be "mothers" . I hope that cleared it 😘❤️

When Ben said they’d raise kids with good morals my only thought was “you already are”. Cristine and Ben are basically raising 7 million kids with good values.

@ro.demigodcos

4 жыл бұрын

They got real busy then

@jessicamessica6327

4 жыл бұрын

I was thinking this too.

@sarah31547

4 жыл бұрын

Calista Kulpa truuuuue

@shwmurmssybnk

4 жыл бұрын

Rowan Brierley lmao

@imaginationgal1

4 жыл бұрын

Can confirm. Am 27 year old child. Lol

Can we just appreciate that they built a whole ass set for this?

Christine: *talking about troom troom/woohoo/pregnancy hacks 2 secs later Christine: *talking about kids being forced to make youtube videos* boi that escalated-

Maybe I play the sims too much but WooHoo! has some weird associations with mee...

@elizapitman464

4 жыл бұрын

Lmaoo same

@avahauge9552

4 жыл бұрын

samee

@kristine6215

4 жыл бұрын

Eva Breedveld Aah, sul sul.

@MsPuffykinz

4 жыл бұрын

I felt EXACTLY the same way.

@haleyk2376

4 жыл бұрын

SAAMMEEE

cristine is indirectly having us watch troom troom content and I will never be able to forgive her for that

@elisharmar

4 жыл бұрын

But without us giving troom troom views so it's not too bad

@sofiasierra8363

4 жыл бұрын

Well we get to watch and make fun of troom troom without giving them money

@ivvie1452

4 жыл бұрын

@@elisharmar I'm suffering though the cringe for Cristine! we will suffer through shit content together lol

@comma3518

4 жыл бұрын

At least we don’t give any more troom troom views when indirectly watching it lol

@Larrysprincess

4 жыл бұрын

Ayeeeee cristine liked your comment XD

"Every woman can relate" Me, fighting to find a doctor who'll sterilize me: Uh...

@PentiSam

3 жыл бұрын

It took ten years to find a doctor who didn't just condescendingly pat me on the head and turn me away. Gotta say, there was a ten second moment after all the sedation wore off that I was like, 'omg I can never undo this!' followed immediately by 'right, and that was the point. This is awesome!'

I am a woman who wanted to get married and have children, i have always wanted that but i respect the hell out of people who don't want that! I love Cristine and Ben for being open about their opinions because people need to see Marriage isn't for everyone. Children most certainly aren't for everyone. Every day i see parents that should never have had children and it's clear they actually regret doing so.

I came into this thinking “I swear Christine if you’re pregnant I don’t know if the internet can handle your child’s personality”

@annalivakulinska6852

4 жыл бұрын

Cristine* sorry, that just triggers me 😂

@chelseybaker4470

4 жыл бұрын

Meewe tooooo

@candyespinoza3083

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@alicepaxton130

4 жыл бұрын

That h! And you call yourself a fan. Lol

@candyespinoza3083

4 жыл бұрын

@@alicepaxton130 what? Who??

“I held a baby once. It was against my will” I’m pretty sure I’ve said those exact words

@douglasgriffiths3534

4 жыл бұрын

I have as well. Then the kid did a number in his diaper. The mom (an ex-sister-in-law) wanted me to change him!!! Nope. (Jan Griffiths).

@noone-jr8xs

4 жыл бұрын

I've held a kid once.. and i hated it

@kiwibanana7590

4 жыл бұрын

I've held my baby sister multiple times. It was against my will.

@Purple_haired_cleric

4 жыл бұрын

Yes. I held my cousin once when she was a toddler. Now I want to facewall myself instead of facepalm. 😑

@szarwi

4 жыл бұрын

Yea, me too. I held my (at the time) baby cousin and she pissed on my pants

I know that this is weird, but I am a boy and I started to paint my nails because of this channel. Love you Cristine.

@natalier2947

3 жыл бұрын

Its not weird you cant put a gender on nail polish that's absurd have fun with it it doesnt matter if you are a boy or A girl!😌

@SlvrBlssm

3 жыл бұрын

It's not weird! I love to see guys with nail polish on!

@katcyer26

3 жыл бұрын

Defo not weird. ❤ Promise

@avocados1707

2 жыл бұрын

not weird at all, love how u started painting n love how u wanted to express ur gratitude to Cristine n Ben, if u have nails, u can paint them!

I live for how clueless they are about parenthood, relatable. I love that they’re preaching it’s up to everyone to choose whether they want kids.

*Conspiracy Theory* : This is Cristine's way of saying that she is getting a new cat !!!

@adsoyad2320

4 жыл бұрын

Tista Ray this comment is gonna get thousands of likes just watch

@alienbunnie9991

4 жыл бұрын

remember me when this gets thousands of likes

@jadeuwu9860

4 жыл бұрын

lel

@Luna-po2rx

4 жыл бұрын

Yes I agree 😂

@adsoyad2320

4 жыл бұрын

Tista Ray told ya

Infertility is also an issue when people ask things like “when are you having kids?” Some people can’t and it’s a really tender and painful issue.

@kawaRCC

4 жыл бұрын

The struggle and/or loss due to infertility or miscarriages are reason enough for people to mind their own business and be respectful by not asking those leading questions. I hope there will be a day when that's commonly understood.

@DianaKatyrina

4 жыл бұрын

People shouldn’t even ask, why would anyone need to know when someone is or isn’t having kids? Literally no one needs to know and they’ll know if/when you do decide to have children. People are so crass and thoughtless.

@Melissamae88

4 жыл бұрын

Ditto to both of these comments👍seriously ..

@Jessiekinx

4 жыл бұрын

Absolutely agree.

@april3168

4 жыл бұрын

Currently going through this! I feel you 100%. I still love Cristine though & I love the fact that she doesnt bash women for wanting them either as well as not wanting them. I wish more adults understood the whole "dont ask" issue. Especially when they ask "Do you have any" and when you reply no they said "good dont!" But you only say no because you have fertility issues. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Me during the hide and seek scene: LiTtLe DiD tHe YoUnG mOmMy KnOw, HeR bOyFrIeNd Is NeVeR cOmInG bAcK

“This video makes me want to give away all my eggs” lol I felt that 😂

How is the baby a watermelon if Ben loves bananas?

@HilalMalik99

4 жыл бұрын

Vedang L maybe it's a troom troom watermelon and the inside of it is actually a banana

@LPurdy

4 жыл бұрын

Tea

@giannacherry1698

4 жыл бұрын

Because hes NOT the father lol

@Stupidityskittle

4 жыл бұрын

@@giannacherry1698 dun duN DUUUUNB

@alexhorne4451

4 жыл бұрын

Cause he’s gay

Cristine and Ben are basically raising millions of kids to have good values and sense of humor online

@annemiklos8631

4 жыл бұрын

100% true !!!

@sd830

4 жыл бұрын

And they always tell us to stay in school and pay attention to our education

“Sit down brown eyed boy” I’m dead

"We are not cut out to be parents" SO RELATABLE

Them: *not going to be parents and that’s 100% okay* Me: that’s my mom & dad

@kira7485

4 жыл бұрын

We are their un-official children

@heter

4 жыл бұрын

@Ane Calvo lol eww

@ineedausername9617

4 жыл бұрын

@@heter , they're talking about subscribers

Pregnancy hack: dump ur man if he acts like the troom troom guy

@nimojimale1281

4 жыл бұрын

GET THE MONEY AND KICKEM OUT

@erickaturner2010

4 жыл бұрын

Yessssssssssssss

@jadie6692

4 жыл бұрын

he acts like he doesnt even want the kid

@Bexxaa

4 жыл бұрын

Ben master race

@linlinthedinosaur

4 жыл бұрын

Life hack* hahahha

Ben is such a good sport. Also They’re just the sort of people who would be great parents, but let’s think about that, it SEEMS like they’d be great because they have a supportive and open healthy dynamic. The mere fact Ben checked in with Cristine to ask if watching this elicited any maternal inklings was 👌🏻 👌🏻 👌🏻 That said, and all things considered the best people in the world will be AWFUL parents if they didn’t want to be parents. Remember that when you meet amazing people who you think “should” be parents. Oh, they just said the same thing... Well, I concur!

Ben: How many weeks along are you? Christine: ÄÅĄÂRRGGG

I went to my gynecologist today and she was asking what I like to do for fun. I told her I like to do my nails and her response was "oh, like simply nailogical?". I about died.

@amelia4384

4 жыл бұрын

Becca Simpson yeah that definitely happened

@Bibimgo

4 жыл бұрын

r/thathappened

@FridaJo_

4 жыл бұрын

Sorry, but what is a gynecologist? Is it a type of ttherapist, or something else?

@pansyx7204

4 жыл бұрын

FridaJo_ it’s a doctor who is specialized in the female parts and makes sure you don’t have anything wrong with your lady parts

@FridaJo_

4 жыл бұрын

@@pansyx7204 oh okay, thanks

Can we talk about how the man seemed to be dreading having a baby? That's also a common stereotype but some fathers are really excited

@hello76177

4 жыл бұрын

My partner can't wait. It's his first baby. I am 28 weeks and he just want to hold his son already.

@litterbyy

4 жыл бұрын

if you want to have a baby and he clearly doesn’t then there’s a huge problem there oof

@purplemeg02

4 жыл бұрын

I was driving home from school and some guy rolled down his window and yelled “IM GONNA BE A FATHER TODAY” and drove to the hospital. That was the most adorable thing ever to happen

@brodywwww

4 жыл бұрын

So true my boyfriend wants more kids and was so excited when we had our first and asks me regularly if I want to have more because he's ready whenever I'm case I didn't already know lol

@angiesphalanges1960

4 жыл бұрын

I agree, I think that's what was the biggest stereotype on the WooHoo videos shown.

I love how the woohoo/troom troom people wrote that title like every woman has been pregnant, wants to get pregnant, and/or *can* get pregnant (i.e.: trans women, infertile women, non-binary amab people)

@avocados1707

2 жыл бұрын

SEE EXACTLY

"Well... This video put me on birthcontrol just by watching it" "IT makes me happy I'm not pregnant" I feel you gurl

Is this your way of telling us you’re getting a new cat?

@biancasilva7851

4 жыл бұрын

:0

@autumn692

4 жыл бұрын

Ooooooooooo

@Sh1roNekoshi

4 жыл бұрын

I have arrived

@moothecow8029

4 жыл бұрын

Ooooo

@isuckbooty9277

4 жыл бұрын

OooooOoo

I'm 12 weeks pregnant. No longer need to read my baby books. It's not a problem anymore.

@manda5294

4 жыл бұрын

Spit out my water reading this

@rowanfisher8659

4 жыл бұрын

iTs NoT a PrObLeM aNyMoRe

@bignuts3522

4 жыл бұрын

just make sure you have a vacuum around for your remotes

@abcdddmile6107

4 жыл бұрын

CONGRATS 💓💓💓

@Littlewings1211

4 жыл бұрын

Haha!

thank you for being so open about not wanting kids. I'm tokophobic and knowing I'm not weird or strange for not wanting them. it makes me feel better :)

I’m so stupid! When Ben threw the watermelon at Christine I got so scared and was like “she’s pregnant!” Then I just realized it was fake again even though I knew that already😂🤦‍♀️

ben talking seriously with a watermelon on his stomach

@lauralora4256

4 жыл бұрын

*_-mood-_*

@angelapollino7292

4 жыл бұрын

That's what I was thinking lmao

@Chloe-bf3uj

4 жыл бұрын

a mood

@Mehlsuppe

4 жыл бұрын

He already talked with a toothpick glued to his lip 🤣

It also perpetuates the stereotype that men DONT want children!

@sarahchurchward1334

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah its wrong

@monochromebunni3887

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, and I mean ofc it's supposed to be some funny joke haha but it's just so overdone at this point, it's not funny anymore it's just irritating

@vukkulvar9769

4 жыл бұрын

Most men don't want babies, but are okay having children.

@Tetra392

4 жыл бұрын

@@vukkulvar9769 I'd give birth. I don't care... But it's gotta come out of my belly button.

@vukkulvar9769

4 жыл бұрын

@@Tetra392 I meant : getting them already a few years old so you don't have to deal with diapers and cries.

The horror stories from the kids of the family channels are starting to come out now, 3 years later. So Ben was only off by two years in when the horror stories would start to surface.

"Touch me and die" THE CAT IS A MOOD

Are you going to make a pink nail polish for your nail polish line called “What do you Pink?” Edit: I am psychic apparently

@shivaan_

4 жыл бұрын

Pink holo fam

@almondmilk4683

4 жыл бұрын

It makes me really frustrated when I read what do you pink? ..

@eliseg_7769

4 жыл бұрын

Almond Milk how

@AlexisTwoLastNames

4 жыл бұрын

Almond Milk why?

@EricaMarieLady

4 жыл бұрын

👏👏👏👏💅💅💅💅💖💖💖💖 genius

Only people who play sims understand “pregnancy hacks by Woohoo!”

@ihaveacrushoneddy6779

4 жыл бұрын

_woohoo_ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°

@m3piggy844

4 жыл бұрын

*Yes.*

@Rit22222

4 жыл бұрын

111th like 😄

@notsogoodgamer

4 жыл бұрын

thats what i was thought lol

@jimenyan2121

4 жыл бұрын

woohoo 😉

"All women relate too" Yes, cause everyone women has a baby

@honeybadgermerriemonarch2388

3 жыл бұрын

Me : laughs in menopause at age 11

My mom always says 'If' when she's talking about any of us kids who have said we don't want/are too young to be sure about having kids. She's a pretty cool mom.

I cannot believe they missed the chance to say “I think my watermelon broke”

@riun

4 жыл бұрын

they sure did

@kashishgupta6009

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated commenttt

@xxxstrawberry._.girlxxxp3561

3 жыл бұрын

😢so sad

@V_thedumbass

3 жыл бұрын

*after birthing the child: iT's nOT a pRObLeM anyMoRe

@lpspinkguava2481

3 жыл бұрын

Underated comment omfg!!

"I held a baby once... it was against my will." now this, this is relatable.

@nieyana9442

4 жыл бұрын

Isn't it against everyone's will?

@abbasilly

4 жыл бұрын

Phantom951 it was my cousin and she’s now the most annoying child ever :)

@xzrae

4 жыл бұрын

oof the conan pfp 😩✌️

@hazal.m2694

3 жыл бұрын

Conannnnnnnnn❤😍

@elliottlupin

3 жыл бұрын

And then I dropped my brother and he hasn't been ok since

I’m surprised they didn’t touch on the stereotype that all men DON’T want to have kids. My boyfriend & I have been together 6 years and I’m super anti-children, meanwhile *he* really wants them. 🤷🏼‍♀️ So, that stereotype bothers me too!

@sagekatt5334

2 жыл бұрын

if he wants kids and you dont you might wanna rethink the relationship

@DoktorBalls

2 жыл бұрын

@@sagekatt5334 hey bestie thats literally none of your business

@angeliqueplaisance4440

2 жыл бұрын

Hope you 2 figure it out

I love it so effing much when these two have down to earth, serious conversations. Its so nice to listen to these cuz i rarely find stuff like these nowadays on youtube. "Just because something is a possibility doesn't mean you have to do it" *Cristine 2020*

No one: Not a soul: Ben: having a serious conversation while having a watermelon strapped to him

@datgaydangernoodle1315

Жыл бұрын

Lol

I really respect that you guys sat down and actually talked about this to your audience. I know people who’ve had babies because they thought it’s what they were supposed to do, and know women who get ridiculed for never wanting to have children. I’m very glad you’re both understanding of each other as well.

@ich4rlie190

4 жыл бұрын

P R E A C H 👏

@anthonywhite2228

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah everyone doesn't need to have kids. My friend just told me that this girl she knows decided to do coke while she was pregnant. Meanwhile my Aunt just had her 3rd miscarriage and like ??? why, why is it like this.

Jokes aside, doing a pregnancy reveal like this would've been hilarious.

I literally never had any of these problems even at 37 weeks. I was unknowingly in labor for three days and went to work.

Watching Ben giving me a serious dad talk while wearing a watermelon was the best part of this video.

@person1564

4 жыл бұрын

yEs

@noonereally.

4 жыл бұрын

So true

Holy cow you guys should buy one of those electronic robot babies and take care of it for like a week

@overbears3653

4 жыл бұрын

why this comment isn't on top?

@clempunto4349

4 жыл бұрын

Holy cow

@cassidylouwerens1768

4 жыл бұрын

YES I hope she sees this

@modifiedmomma2365

4 жыл бұрын

Oh goodness I want this to happen 😂

@bogirostas7564

4 жыл бұрын

Yeeeasss

I knew the bump was fake but I got worried when Ben threw the watermelon at her like “noo careful she’s pregnant”

Ben gave a whole new meaning to shaking baby syndrome, he wasn't shaking it out of anger, he was shaking it to make it blink.

no one: Cristine: *pulls a fake pregnancy stomach out of her laptop case*

@chloegrosjean7705

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@riyakumar757

4 жыл бұрын

I got u to 1k!

@Bbb.anana6

4 жыл бұрын

🤣💃

Throughout the video I kept thinking about how "woohoo" is a term in The Sims that refers to sex 👀

@zozodioz

4 жыл бұрын

I thought of that too

@MrP3anutbutter

4 жыл бұрын

catsftw SAME LMAO

@ainsleystewart9425

4 жыл бұрын

Same lol

@bronwenprice165

4 жыл бұрын

Omg please be my friend

@charlieleavens7762

4 жыл бұрын

Oh jeez

I'm completely agree with what they're saying, and personally have similar feelings on having kids, but it's kind of ironic because Ben and Christine are the kinds of intelligent, conscientious people who would be great parents. The movie Idiocracy hit the nail on the head.

Random thought: it's great to see a couple who don't want human baby. So relatable.

@marikakanova9750

10 ай бұрын

Love the "human" baby part. 😂

Cristine and Ben: Having a serious reflection Ben: Watermelon strapped to him with plastic wrap

@addikin965

4 жыл бұрын

Christine

@melanieisabella9525

4 жыл бұрын

@@addikin965 it's actually Cristine which is what Laura K said

@eimiko5851

4 жыл бұрын

Omg that was what I was thinking too. Like I know it's serious but I couldn't stop laughing. It's like when you shouldn't laugh but you laugh because you shouldn't laugh.

@Addasin

4 жыл бұрын

I had forgotten he had it on until I saw this comment and had to look again. They are great!

@roxiboo1234

4 жыл бұрын

Hint hint 😂😂😂

I'm with you, Cristine! Now, I'm 64, happily married for 37 years and have never wanted to procreate. I don't regret it at all!!!

@miwashumie

4 жыл бұрын

you go, girl!

@trademarkt

4 жыл бұрын

I don’t think I’ll ever want to have kids, but I’d feel bad if I didn’t :(

@popliuythj

4 жыл бұрын

@@trademarkt Whoa, wait, you don't WANT to have kids but you'd feel bad if you didn't have them? Don't let anyone pressure you into that. It's your life and your body. Even if you have a parent who "wants grandkids" or if your partner doesn't... you really shouldn't let that change anything. I don't want kids and I am proud of myself for making that a full decision. Please do whatever will actually make you happy for your life. For YOU.

@imjayhime

4 жыл бұрын

Cookie Arrow having kids is a HUGE decision and responsibility. NEVER do it because society expects it of you. You’re in charge of your own life. No one has a say in the matter

@laylamohamud5468

4 жыл бұрын

WOO HOOD GURL

"in five to ten years, i wouldnt be surprised if there were youtube child stars whos parents forced them to film" well here we are, four years later, and there indeed are unethical youtube child stars like the franke family of the eight passengers channel, the mother of which having just been arrested for essentially holding her kids hostage. this is why you shouldnt try to put your kids on the internet and make money off of them yall!

5:13 "DiD iT CoMe WiTh InStRuCtiOnS" -Ben

But Cristine, you have 7 mi children. Are we all unwanted?

@chillinginthecomments9517

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@kyhoney

4 жыл бұрын

Benjamin Brandão 🤧 she disowned us

@spider.bxby.

4 жыл бұрын

We are unwanted but not unloved :)

@cxssq5633

4 жыл бұрын

Don't worry, ItS noT a PrOblEm aNYmoRe!

@soophhiaia

4 жыл бұрын

we’re just the abortion remains

to “woo hoo” in the sims is to literally make babies so my conclusion is that troom troom and woo hoo and all those channels are actually taken place in the sims. That’s y they r so frikin weird and don’t talk

@seabreeze6954

4 жыл бұрын

they’ve escaped the sims and learned the English language they don’t know fully what they’re doing so their narrator’s sentences sound funky sometimes

@ayobeanz815

4 жыл бұрын

Sea Breeze every year the sims get more realistic once all of them escape they all start making youtube channels that’s y there are so many channels like troom troom and woo hoo

@elise.-.4195

4 жыл бұрын

._.

@helloyou2629

4 жыл бұрын

It's too true

@AKHMallory

4 жыл бұрын

Omg that would be a weird ass fan fic 😂😂😂

when i first watched you guys back in the day it really help me come to terms with the facts i dont want kids or to fall in love at all and thats its okay that i dont need to feel like im lesser of a person because of it you guys really made me who i am today and i am nothing but thankful for you both for just posting these silly cool videos

"Every woman can relate" Laughs in Aro Ace

Y’all don’t need a baby - you’re already the parents of KZread.

@rm-iu4gs

4 жыл бұрын

they got two babies: Menchie and Zyler

@Alison.taylor.c

4 жыл бұрын

Simplymomlogical and dad

@ambitiously_

4 жыл бұрын

@@rm-iu4gs and the 7.35 million fans who have adopted them as pseudo-parents ❤️

I really appreciate the Simplymomlogical and Dad moments. You're right - not all women WANT to get or be pregnant. Not all women can get pregnant. What happens in their bodies is literally no one's business but their own. But can we also talk about the ridiculous stereotypes for the fathers out there? I'm a married mom of 3 and am constantly asked "who is watching the kids while you're working/out with friends/traveling for school/insert-something-that-takes-me-out-of-the-home here?" Um, their dad? Their dad/my husband is being a FATHER and caring for his children. This Troom Troom/Woo Hoo video makes men look like they're constantly checked out and looking to escape. That's unfair and demeaning in itself!

@majathykjrjeppesen7240

4 жыл бұрын

I totally agree. They really portray the men as being these lazy people that dont care. My Uncle has a small child and he is like the best, most involved father ever. There are some great dads out there, and there are dads that dont get to be great, because the stereotypes are pushed down on them. I saw to guys (Looked like a pair of straight men like friends, but idk) walk together with a stroller talking today. I thought that was cute as hell. Ill stop ranting now :P

@Valkyriee686

4 жыл бұрын

Legit. I can't have children, but I also don't fucking want them 😂

@SallyCaroline91

4 жыл бұрын

I know! I hate when people say "oh is dad baby sitting?" I'm like no, he's parenting. He has been a parent the same amount of time as I have.

@startracie

4 жыл бұрын

Girl! I get that shit all the time!! I play tennis every day and have a nanny watch my daughter from 9-11 every morning (while she naps might I add!!) and every. Single. Time. I play someone asks who is watching her. I used to say a nanny, but now I just say “oh she’s napping. She’s fine at home. Fingers crossed she doesn’t wake up before our match is over!”

@rizcashafira1985

4 жыл бұрын

Also these stereotypes normalize this behavior in men? Making them thinking putting bare minimum is already something to be appreciated

Guys. 9:48 The pregnant lady TALK'S! She said 'oops' after dropping the remote. They can TALK. SINCE WHEN?

ive watched this video so many times here in quarantine

“Pregnancy hacks all woman can relate to!” Me: **laughs in adoption**

@ellieperry4194

4 жыл бұрын

Maya B meeee

@jaydadiamond1660

4 жыл бұрын

Aye! I was adopted too my dude!

@stevengosnell7034

4 жыл бұрын

This needs more likes it made me fuckin WHEEZE

@tofluffybunny6780

4 жыл бұрын

I didn't do any of this when was pregnant then again I didn't have a big stomach I would say it was hard to try to pick up thing but that's really it

@somebodyoncetoldmetheworld5873

4 жыл бұрын

*laughs in abortion*(im sorry)

I honestly hate those videos. Like they make it seem like pregnant women are 100% incapable.

@hahalove47

4 жыл бұрын

When I was pregnant I picked up crap off the floor all the time. I did yoga at least a couple of times a week, lived on the 3rd floor of an apartment building with no elevator and a dog that had to go out a few times while my husband was at work, and I could flip a mattress. Unless you have some complication, you should be able to do many (if not all) of the things you do before.

@Catglittercrafts

4 жыл бұрын

chloe simmering I was I had twins my first time

@Catglittercrafts

4 жыл бұрын

Francesca Hart kudos I guess?

@theOGdebb

4 жыл бұрын

Francesca Hart I’m the same!!! I still do all this and I’m due in 3 weeks

@mai-ph9yo

4 жыл бұрын

i thought you meant you hated THIS video and i was like :(

You know it's good bread because it didn't fall apart when you put the peanut butter on

I've always felt that if I were to be a parent, I would want to adopt... NEVER have I ever wanted to birth a human! And I'd want to adopt a kid (not a baby). But when I've told that to people, often they've acted like 'Why are you not wanted to fulfill your PURPOSE as a woman??'. It's nice to see someone giving credit to the fact that not all women want to have babies! And not all people have to be parents... We can be fulfilled and decent people without being parents.

I babysit for a living and it’s like the best birth control (besides the fact that I’m a lesbian lmao)

@meleenal7454

4 жыл бұрын

Mariah Zeh being a lesbian is not birth control

@vampirej

4 жыл бұрын

Meleena lopez do you know how pregnancy works, and anyway it was a joke I’m sure 😂😂

@charlotteshewchuk2177

4 жыл бұрын

I don’t think I’ve related to anything more in my life. I babysit and I’m ace biro so I feel you, girl

@CrimzonLizard

4 жыл бұрын

I relate heavily

@lozzbie

4 жыл бұрын

Meleena lopez You can’t get pregnant from lesbian sex so yeah it’s basically birth control if you only have it

Cristine: do you wanna go NOT have a baby Ben: what does that mean? Me: she wants to have protected sex Ben for the love of god

@kaileyy2991

4 жыл бұрын

6 ) 6

@uraniumeater925

4 жыл бұрын

Patoodle2 bruh 😂

8:03 Cristine’s Troom Troom voice is SO GOOD

It's 12:05 am and I'm here because this was on the list of suggested videos for me. This hilarious and probably will be the best part of my day.

Cristine: " so the channel us called wohoo" Sims 4 players: ummmmm Edit: SORRY, IT PROBABLY AUTOCORRECTED

@noellefritz5678

4 жыл бұрын

mxchxllx_lxrxnx07 and 3

@urai12321

4 жыл бұрын

Yes. Yes. YES.

@safjeh

4 жыл бұрын

LITERALLY ME!!!!!!!

@laurarumpe6186

4 жыл бұрын

Sims players in general

@sunnysplatt

4 жыл бұрын

yea for real

Conspiracy theory: what if Cristine and Ben are secretly the leaders of Troom Troom

@tayloreast1565

4 жыл бұрын

Who are u shane dawson

@threecheeseburrito

4 жыл бұрын

@@tayloreast1565 No, they're Ella Galens. Can't you read? 😂

@heyryanisonx3141

4 жыл бұрын

And that's why they make these videos: it's advertising for Troom Troom under a disguise!

@chelissarumsey2808

4 жыл бұрын

Plot twist

@paytonplaysgames1078

4 жыл бұрын

Omg lol

I’m Asexual and my mom doesn’t believe that I don’t want to have kids or even let someone near me like that and says “I’m only 17, I haven’t been in love or had a guy who wants kids” I know what I want and if the person really loves me they will respect my chooses

@marestellas6231

3 жыл бұрын

I understand you ! Kids is a serious topic some couples habe to talk about and sometimes part ways. Some want kids and other dont, and it's fine !

Ben trying to have a serious reflection while having a whole watermelon saran wrapped to his body is just.... I can't😆

@lizard6685

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

“Every woman”: *laughs in adult virgin*

@nicolel.6316

4 жыл бұрын

Sci Lesbians can get pregnant lmao

@RC.181

4 жыл бұрын

“Every woman”: *laughs in anger issues*

@finch8703

4 жыл бұрын

@@nicolel.6316 W h a t

@nicolel.6316

4 жыл бұрын

Flashflood The Hybrid lmfao what

@finch8703

4 жыл бұрын

@@nicolel.6316 What... Is that sentence. I don't understand

Ben loves bananas, but he is pregnant with watermelon? ... Conspiracy theory 🤔🤔🤔

@imaginationgal1

4 жыл бұрын

BEN CHEATED ON BANANAS!!!!

@cookemonster5952

4 жыл бұрын

🤔 🤔 🤔

@schws001

4 жыл бұрын

He used his banana to get the melon pregnant to make a melon baby

@aliciawatre7508

4 жыл бұрын

@@schws001 this is beyond science

@queenravenclaw7751

4 жыл бұрын

Omar Almubayd he cheated on bananas with watermelon.

I'm watching this after a long shift and laughing hysterically. Bless Cristine and Beyyyyyn and all of their content

“I cAn See yOuR biG beLLy” ~ Ben “Nooooooo” ~ Cristine