Context: They had just finished playing the amazing Helldivers 2, and had to stop playing to submit themselves to Skull and Bones :)

@user-hb7py7xy7b

4 ай бұрын

That's rough buddy.

@hybrid9mm

4 ай бұрын

Personally I wouldn’t have bothered I can not think of any incentive to switch from hell divers 2 to dull and slow.

@abandhanship

4 ай бұрын

“submit” lol

@Nickong67

4 ай бұрын

Surely it is an honour to go from an indie title to an AAAA experience?

@AntwKats

4 ай бұрын

to be fair ,they didnt, unless, they accepted to sponsor a playhtrough

"out of bounds" You are on the open sea hahaha

Can't believe Ubi spent 7 years on this mobile game. They should've just made an open world pyrate game & called it Pyrate's Creed: Skull Flag...

this is literally a mobile game and if you go to setting you can auto harvest..

@buggart

4 ай бұрын

I actually did a double take when someone was complaining about the mini game and someone else defended that you can set auto harvest on the settings. Like, seriously? Since when has PC and console gaming practice mobile features? Especially for a "AAAA" game?

@reddemon6668

4 ай бұрын

It’s not even an argument to say that “but you can always turn it off in the settings” Like, I get it if it’s a pop up or UI thing but for a game mechanic/ or element especially one that is core to the game, can be turned off… that’s not “fixing” the issue, that’s just avoiding it all together. It’s wild that they’re aware that players may not like a game mechanic, and instead of changing it they “chose” to implement a settings to turn it off…

@buggart

4 ай бұрын

@@reddemon6668 I remember when Forbidden West released an update where you can turn down how much Aloy talks because people were complaining how noisy she was.

This looks like something you'd play in an arcade.

@user-ki8pn1vw3s

4 ай бұрын

or on a phone 💀

@brofenix

4 ай бұрын

@@user-ki8pn1vw3s Do you guys even have phones!?!?! Lol.....

@ILink77

4 ай бұрын

​@brofenix is this an out of season april fools joke?

@5FingerBallad

4 ай бұрын

…this game really is a mobile game disguised as a console game, huh.

The only real pirates in this game is the DEVs stealing your money. LOL

@wzx6x6z6w

4 ай бұрын

Even the devs knew this doesn't worth $70, the higher ups of Ubisoft are even worse than Edward Teach at this point.

Damn thats AAAA content right there, and I only pay 70 dollars?! What a deal. I was going to get a digital horse in d4.

@fennec8896

4 ай бұрын

That better be the craziest horse there is, like supersonic speed and going through walls at that price.

If this isn’t enough for Ubisoft to crumble, I don’t know what else is.

@Pixelbendr

4 ай бұрын

Hope they give Division 2 to some competent devs at least before they crumble

@christopherrowe7860

4 ай бұрын

IDK, Beyond Good and Evil II but I'm not convinced its not vaporware.

@5FingerBallad

4 ай бұрын

@@christopherrowe7860 Trust me, after the whole drama with its former director (which I still don’t have full context on) it’s VAPORWARE at this point.

@christopherrowe7860

4 ай бұрын

@@5FingerBallad interesting 🤔

@YashodharAithal

4 ай бұрын

It's beyond me how they're still around! Making below average to god awful games and filling them with microtransactions!

But I already own Black Flag... ?

@ITSNICKMELLO

4 ай бұрын

But now you get to play the beta 10 years later

@KermitOfWar

4 ай бұрын

@@ITSNICKMELLO Isn't Ubi releasing a remastered or rework of AC: Black Flag with upgraded fighting mechanics & ship warfare, etc etc? I'd wait for that to never release instead.

@GamergodsFail

4 ай бұрын

*Black Flag at home*

@goofball1_134

4 ай бұрын

they said FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW!!!! that way all this stuff looks brand new. truly 5head Quad AAAA game.

@dragondude9637

4 ай бұрын

Even Sea of Thieves is better than this. In fact, Sea of Thieves is amazing. They really improved it and added many story quests including rescuing Jack Sparrow, or helping Guybrush Threepwood defeat Captain Lechuck.

I think I actually have heard my starbucks barista say "Salt, Spice, and Sin" when I asked what was in a drink 😂.

Ahh man look at this Quadruple A game!! LOL F'N Ubisoft

Joe so looks disappointed

Watched the whole stream now wow what a boring game!! But you guys made it entertaining with the commentary you guys are the best!!! thanks for the countless entertainment and fun best of the best your streams and content mean alot and help my mental health thank you guys

All they had to was make AC black flag again with a pure Pirate type aesthetic and combat

@shaunswieringa171

4 ай бұрын

Seriously just flesh out and add aspects to black flags style, would be perfect and literally what everyone had been asking for all this time haha

Black, white and asian must be represented equally. Men and women, I mean men and "body type A" must be represented equally. This game really makes you feel like New World pirate.

Alright video just started getting my popcorn ready this is going to be good

so; ok... I mentioned this in the original upload for the game reveal, the infamous "forget everything you know" video; I like that its in the Indian Ocean. I'm personally tired of pirates just being British privateers sinking Spanish galleons in the Caribbean. there are THOUSANDS of years of pirate history in every corner of the world, and the Indian Ocean is such a good pick. -- please dnt get me wrong, if anything im more disappointed because they fucked up an easy layup in 100 ways -- but if its the 1500s the Indian is basically a Portuguese lake, you have the Spanish pushing in to take Portuguese territory, you have the British struggling to do anything in Indian, a small fish in the overall fight, you have the Dutch, who everyone sleeps on, moving TRILLIONS of dollars in modern money worth of silver and spice through the East Indies, you have literal corporate pirates fighting for charter companies like the Dutch East India company... and then you have all the pirates from the local area. frankly -- and look, im SICK of the "woke" discourse -- you have an easy win with actual representation from Arabian, East African, Indian, Indonesian, and SE Asian pirates, so the skin tones and accents are there for the taking. Im more pissed off due to the wasted potential of the very setting they chose, its a promising area. its just my 2 cents though --ps; a game where you take on the Barbary Corsairs as the American Navy and Marine Corps off Tripoli would be fucking amazing, someone do that game

@Foxhound300

4 ай бұрын

Agreed. The location is not the problem. But most people are simple and only want the same things they know, only to then complain. This take is worth far more than 2 cents.

3:28:39 that should be a new notification LMAO

Love you guys so much. Here after the fallout fallout, remembering positive times and what u guys ARRRR all about

The fact this is same company who made Black Flag is honestly funny, how do you regress THIS HARD in 10 YEARS??

@jazzatiff9460

4 ай бұрын

The bigger they are the harder they fall 😬

@dislikebutton4981

4 ай бұрын

Women

I really want to see Rockstar make a gta pirate game. They would actually put time and effort into it and have it actually worth $70 AAAA.

@stonew9974

4 ай бұрын

I’ve heard rumors they’ve wanted to eventually make a medieval setting game, which I think would also be sick because I think they could make really cool sword combat

I think "AAAA" stands for triple A Ass

@jazzatiff9460

4 ай бұрын

Quadruple Ass

wow that plunder gameplay was amazing. Every game should include static bullet sponges that dont fight back. Imagine if Joe was alone, he wouldve had all that fun by himself for alot longer. Game of this year!

You had me at ships with stamina meters. 😂😂😂

and even worse, as someone who has an actual college degree in history, i know that there is less then five documented cases of female pirates, let alone being captains. neither were from the Asiatic/ south pacific. the overwhelming majoirty were of English, French, Spanish origin

I love how the ad algorithm throws me an ad for a top down pirate mobile game right in the exact cut where joe exits the map and where the Ubisoft intro comes up. And here i thought and believed it was part of the game on how they managed to come up with that mobile game for years in development and stoop so low. 😅

Yeah microsoft will prob be buying ubisoft soon.

@johnboko7110

4 ай бұрын

Well more for Game Pass the better.

Its fascinating to me that Black flag and sid meiers pirates (which i dont even know if it counts as a kids game?) Are still the ONLY fully fleshed out pirate games to date.

@A_Random_Ad

4 ай бұрын

Sid meiers Pirates was my first ever video game. And will always be my all-time favorite. I wish a dev would use it as a template for a modern game, doubt it will happen. 😩

@ElFantasma2008

4 ай бұрын

There are a few more… Age of pirates 1 & 2 (or Sea dogs depending where you are from), Pirates of the Burning Sea, and The Legend of Pirates Online. That is just off the top of my head but there are possibly others if you go looking. And not to mention the last 2 are free.

@luckymark571

4 ай бұрын

Sea of thieves?

1:22:52 I lol'd at "Yo... ho"

The character creation faces looks like they get some joy from behind! WTF!

PTSD with those pc noises and crashes 😂

what is the song at the end of the video?

SIX FACES!!???

At this point I think that the more game devs that are laid off, the better...

I’m good with AC 4 bruh

This really had my arse cheeks flapping in the wind.

What song is that at 1:57:56

Everybody always talking about AC4 Black Flag, when it was Assassin's Creed 3 who did Navel first :D.

quadruple A means computer and phone game features

Let's see how long it takes to Joe fall sleep

Joe!! Star Wars battle front the OG games coming back to this gen and pc !! 64 player mode get the army in!!

1:57:25 me : Well atleast this game didnt murder the batman coldblooded ...

1:48:47 Ubisoft dev : lets give them some random tower for no reason & make them shoot that tower 15 minutes so player feels absolute boring gameplay .. even if they all feel it after 5 minutes playing this game but we are Ubisoft, we can make beyond boring!!

this is a phone game...

Well I mean cully is old British slang for mate or pal😂

It only took certain gameplay elements from Black Flag, so not the whole game, right. And even with that, Ubisoft STILL failed at a decent worthwhile experience.

i already knew this game is bad, but i didnt know how its boring! Thank you AngryJoe Bcuz i dont need to play this.. what should i called? mobile lot game & 2013 art stile with boring cuteness to another soul less gameplay? 2 of 10!! But thanks again for your next steam fest stream. i hope to find some good RTS also hack & slash game.

15:00 this proves the pace of the battle is not realistic: 1 ship vs over 3 ships in same level would have been sunken in the first minute. This game should be a multiplayer coop focusing pirate crew game. The members of the crew should assigned their position ( sailor, captain , sniper, plunker, steam engine mechanic ( if there will be steam engine ships) , cannoneers the time they enter the ship.They lost the opportunity for the best pirate game big time.

Aww man I can't believe I missed this this was the one stream I didn't want to miss so I can see Joe's reaction at how bad this game was gonna be.

Is there a reason why pirate joe appears on screen sometimes 😅

Nah, I'm good with The Crew Motorfest.

Yo Joe if you happen to read this, with the long-awaited Final Fantasy VII Remake sequel Rebirth launching next week, is there any chance of you doing an Impressions video about the recent Final Fantasy VII Rebirth demo in addition to hopefully a full Angry Review just as you previously did for Final Fantasy VII Remake? 🤞🤞 PS if you're looking for a true Pirate game, have you ever played Sid Meier's Pirates? Both the original, the Gold version & the Firaxis remake? Those and Black Flag are the best Pirate games ever✌️

The default pirate is actually black??? OMG how did they not see that as offensively stereotypical, ha ha ha. I'm the captain now, Captain Phillips movie reference

This is a bootleg version of world of warships ?

Yo ho yo ho this game really blows.....

Ubisoft sucks the AJ crew are the best

yo Joe, turn UAC off

Watching the quick time events pop up gave me flashbacks to RAMBO the trash video game haha.

24:48 thats FARCRY 3 character animation! FARCRY 3 CAME OUT 2013! did you just pay 70$ for a 2013 DLC ?

This is a mobile game masquerading as a “Quadruple A” game

Quadruple A Mobile game.

Remember dear players this is AAAA game! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Well...I think we have a contender for the most painfully average game of 2024. A whole new top 10 category for the Angry Joe Show. I'd rather play Micropose's old Pirates game than play this. At least with that game, you could board a ship and fight a duel with an enemy Captain and take his ship as a prize. Before long you would have a pirate armada and prowl the high seas. Take port cities and sack them for loot. Ambush the spanish treasure fleet, search for buried treasure...you know...Pirates. Instead of this dull and dreary asset flip of Black Flag that is only cos-playing as pirates.

I would say, for me at least, early game and mid game was somewhat decent while i was working on crafting and upgrading all of the ships but once you hit endgame, it became extremely boring. You are basically just doing a mobile game loop through menu's to collect resources and currency while waiting hours on end for an event on the map to pop up. And then you do the event and realize that it doesn't really give any meaningful rewards. Pretty poor endgame loop i would say. I don't expect many people to stick with this in a long run. The game will likely be killed of by Ubisoft within a year due to too low player base, like they already did with a couple of their live service titles, like that one battle royale game i don't remember the name of as an example.

Gross. I haven't had fun playing Ubisoft games since Wildlands

@Foxhound300

4 ай бұрын

Truth. Miss those tangos

@mrimpressoo

4 ай бұрын

@@Foxhound300 " Baby makes three "

I have to say that this game looks exactly as fun as I expected it would be. the AAAA is really showing!! :D

poptropica's pirate world was cooler than this whole game lol

World's first quadruple "Arrr" game. Refund Refund Refund Refund. Not even worth pirating.

$70 subpar trash, sadly I'm not surprised.

It really makes me wonder if these people making these games ACTUALLY believe they're making a good game OR they really don't care at all. Its one or the other and idk whats worse...

LOL this game looks like shit. The cannons fire like machine guns and the ships are as fast as if they had modern engines/motors? Okay.......

4 ай бұрын

They aim for an arcade gameplay style. So I get it but it's still so weird to look at it. It's like it's running in 2x fast forward.

Ubisoft could have easily made a single player,story driven r rated pirate game. Instead we got this, another live service crap. Shit even looks and plays worse than black flag. Fucking Christ, that game was made like a decade ago? The state of AAA games man.. geez..

The good thing about Ubisoft is they give the mentally challenged and the unqualified jobs too.

This is AAAAss. Sorry they had to suffer this game.

15:41 Damn that looks boring AF.

Anyone associated with the making of this game should be barred from the gaming industry

Who thought making this into a game of its own was a good idea to begin with? Should have left it as a multiplayer addon as they originally intended. Probably would have had a larger player base too. Naval battles were fun in Assassin's Creed because they made them exciting. This game looks so boring in my opinion.

why does the lip animation get worse and worse with every game ubisoft makes?

'The Compagine' how lazy are the names in this game, well everything is trash really. This is what it looks like when a company fulfills a contract it doesn't want any longer...

Lame ass game, Ubisoft should have let the original team finish their original creative vision for this game what they presented at e3 2017 instead of interfering with it and keep shifting until it evolved into this shit.

The donos are way too long

How does this game look so good but so bad at the same time?

Holy shit.... this looks bad.

Man Kingdom hearts try at pirates is better than this garbage and the sea was bout small as shit.

so its just world of warship but worst

Forget black flag …odyssey was a better pirate game then this

It's really not a terrible game. I wasn't hopeful for it, but it had a free 8 hour trial so I gave it a shot one night while I was bored and I played the 8 hour trial all the way through. Wound up buying the game and have well over 30 hours in it. I like sailing though, the water, the crew singing, even the shooting is fun to me, guess your opinion may vary. I wish this had been a more realistic sea of thieves but it really isn't as bad as everyone is saying it is. ...and I'm usually pretty hard on AAA games. I haven't run into any bugs yet and performance has been very good, especially considering it says it requires an SSD and aside from taking a few minutes to load into the ports I see no issues whatsoever with an an oldschool harddrive and a 2060.

@Berry_Best

4 ай бұрын

Did you play black flag?

@TresTrefusis

4 ай бұрын

@@Berry_BestI did, and i do wish you could do boarding yourself, get off at more locations do the raids and stuff... that would have been amazing, but what's there is fun. It's been enough to hold my attention. But as I said I love sailing and the ocean, so.. maybe I get lost in the theme more than anything. ...sinking ships is fun too though. No hate on anyone that doesn't like it just putting out there that I did and others might too. Since there's a free trial it costs nothing but hard drive space and a little time to find out and 8 hours is more than enough to figure out if it's for you or not. oh and after installing it on a new SSD the loading times for the ports went from a few minutes to about 5 seconds. ...still no performance issues or bugs. ...and the shop isn't egregious either. Honestly nothing in there is even something I'd want and there isn't much, least not yet. ...no XP boosts or skips, just a few cosmetics. ...less than 10 I think.

@Berry_Best

4 ай бұрын

@@TresTrefusis to me this looks like a black flag clone only leaving ship combat with a worse sea, graphics and multiplayer

@reddemon6668

4 ай бұрын

The issue isn’t so much that the game is absolute trash, but that it’s so mediocre that you can find the same gameplay style in a mobile or indie game. Are those games boring cuz of the gameplay mechanics? No, not at all, but then again, those games aren’t masquerading as a AAAA game worth $60 or $70 (on console) as if it were acting like the next game of the year. And like I said before, the gameplay is fun and might have saved this game any shred of decency but it doesn’t because the gameplay loop is extremely repetitive. 3-4 hours in and you can tell what the game offers. You can tell the direction the game will head in and most realize that any future direction for the game, within updates, must be trapped within the genre they set for the game. Nearly nothing can change the gameplay loop, or make it unique and refreshing. Then there’s the story… now this is trash. Aside from “you failed us captain” section and that 1st mission where the pirate laughs at your face and doesn’t give you squat, there’s not much shocking or exciting revelations. Your character is a mute,which means that the side characters will need to be that much more exciting but they aren’t, they all fall flat. The facial expressions are trash, like gta 5 online play npc expression trash. Why doesn’t that game get hate for it? Cuz it doesn’t lock you into just playing the vehicle and allows you to expand beyond just vehicle combat. the interaction with your pirate, or the the chemistry just doesn’t work, I mean it’s all just bad. So what does the game fall back on?fun but repetitive Gameplay. Take all that into account and the fact the devs are so stuck up their own rear they ignored the criticisms over a 10 year period, and under that same period, provided half baked or low effort implementations, and one is more than sufficiently justified to be angry.

@TresTrefusis

4 ай бұрын

@@reddemon6668 The story is a little dry, but I've found the ship combat fun myself. True you can find mobile games that are similar, but those mobile games have time limited building mechanics with pay to skip nonsense and often take you for hundreds if not thousands of dollars a dollar at a time. This isn't game of the year by any means, but personally I don't think it's terrible either. Certainly not as much as been portrayed thus far. It works (sad that that's a positive but it is in games today), it's stable, it is engaging (to me at least). I've put 36 hours in so far and I'm level 7 out of 11 so I expect to get at least 50 out of it, before any content that may or may not come in the future. I consider nearly a dollar an hour to be a pretty good rate for a game and I haven't had to slog through it. I've had average of 8 hour play sessions at a time. Clearly it's not for everyone but at least myself I'm having fun with it and I'd encourage anyone who thinks it might be something they'd enjoy to at least try the free trial since it costs nothing.

Skulls and Bones is made for investors, not for gamers. BS game mechanics, Soo lame

I came here becuase I wanted to see what a AAAA game looks like. I think I'm good, don't make these ever again!

Wow.... this games seems so boring and slow

Stop buying this Shit Games.... We all know ITS Shit ... Don't give Ubisoft the Money ...

Watched an hour and can’t watch anymore! This game is so dull and boring that even OJ couldn’t make it entertaining 😳

I said to my mates " did you see the Angry Joe review of this game we're playing ".. They said " Who the f**k is that and why do we care what he thinks ".. So we carried on enjoying game...

@NG-wz2cc

4 ай бұрын

People like you are the reason gaming is where it’s at nowadays.

@Kromark

4 ай бұрын

@@NG-wz2cc Sorry i'm not woke like you , but i don't follow youtubers like sheep.

@datboiashy2957

4 ай бұрын

@@Kromark How is anyone being a sheep when people are unanimously shitting on the game? people can tell when a game has shit quality and half baked game mechanics. People can look at a plate of shit and say "Hey, thats a plate of shit in front of me"

It seems really fetch questing, it reminds me of the two games that do this the most assassin's Creed and far cry, and a splash of pirate theme to go with it.

They need to make a one-eyed Willy's the goonies edition DLC