Smash like or I'm going to take away your internet

@felix_animations

4 жыл бұрын

Great

@cyylentt

4 жыл бұрын

How am i more early than sean himself?

@MazanX

4 жыл бұрын

Idk what to write

@sammyredpanda6631

4 жыл бұрын

Owo not the internet

@masonmillar379

4 жыл бұрын

ok jacky

“Have the youth always been this annoying?” Yes

@stuartthehuman5280

4 жыл бұрын

1350 subs before Tomorrow shut up

@nikopteros1659

4 жыл бұрын

unless you are the youth then its just nor..... actually never mind.

@nikopteros1659

4 жыл бұрын

@@shrekthe55thsharkking most. But yeah

@DeductedSpy

4 жыл бұрын

1750 subs before Tomorrow hey! Shut the fuck up!

@luvvkiwiii

3 жыл бұрын

YESH.

Seán: "I give you a C-" Me: "No wait...It's at least a C+"

@LeoTheVampire

4 жыл бұрын

Haha I thought that too!

@koko-xb6pe

4 жыл бұрын

LAUREN!!!!🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

@alphared920

4 жыл бұрын

**stares with murderous intent**

@TinyAlison

4 жыл бұрын

NO

@nemeqis

4 жыл бұрын

shush or Tom Nook be coming for ya knees

As someone who works at Starbucks, if I ever saw my coworker throw an entire latte against the wall for a TikTok (or really any reason) I would go to prison

@Emm_er

2 жыл бұрын

But we all know that barista who *would*

@sheiladesnoo8649

Жыл бұрын

@@Emm_er yeah

@Da1337Man

Жыл бұрын

When you're in retail or any job to with service and customers, when you've reached this point, and trust me you will, the only thing you can hope for is that you don't actually break something that you have to pay for.

@Abel-sm7sx

Жыл бұрын

@@Da1337Man oh no believe me I get it. At my old store after a really rough rush we would lock all the windows and doors (it was a drivethru location) and just scream at the top of our lungs to get our rage out. Really therapeutic.

@LittleCutieABDL

5 ай бұрын

Maybe the manager was there 😂

Jack: "It's racist"! Also Jack: desperately trying not to laugh at onion in accent.

@CorvusCorone68

Жыл бұрын

also, it's not necessarily racist if it's aimed at a national identity; nations and ethnicities can be linked but they're not synonymous, not since modes of transportation were invented that allow people to live more than 5 miles/km from the place of their birth

@missbeaussie

Жыл бұрын

@Dubya usually the buzz that is killed is only buzzy for a few assholes so I'm okay with you thinking that. Also the irony that my comment was a joke and you got upset about it.

@grantslater861

Жыл бұрын

@@CorvusCorone68 can u just appreciate the joke without making it about some fun fact

@CorvusCorone68

Жыл бұрын

@@grantslater861 you can't do color commentary without commenting

“You don’t grind up a cow to get milk” Well I’ve made some horrible life decisions

@beepboop663

4 жыл бұрын

i want to like so badly

@derp5491

4 жыл бұрын

it taste better if you cook it

@nobbeep8978

4 жыл бұрын

I made it through this video without laughing and I come here proud of myself then you had it ruin it...GODDAMN IT!

@squidburgeryt4742

4 жыл бұрын

If the grate is fine enough you can

@sociallyawkwardpotato6509

4 жыл бұрын

Hold up

The guy in the orbeez tub when he goes "Die! No more ducks! " is something I feel like I would do and it's the funniest thing to me

@thejaded

Жыл бұрын

I'd do that everyday fr

@that_tall_guy7437

6 ай бұрын

I would do the same thing he did, cause yeah, the inner child in me would do that 😅

14:25- fun fact, I recently got a job as a carpenter/builder, so I know that the fridge Sean is referring to is known as a Sub-Zero, and they are sold without an outer panel, so the rich people that get them need to custom order panels that match their cabinets to install onto the fridge. It feels good applying my experience.

Jack when he goes to america: "I love refrigerators"

@RosheenQuynh

4 жыл бұрын

😂 I get it!

@rachelrosario5795

4 жыл бұрын

Perry_ The_Owl the fact that the video played in my head is quite alarming😂

@MercuryCat

4 жыл бұрын

rachel rosario no, this is just how brains work now. It played in my head too

@krill8215

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao the memes🤣

@RoseAnimates

4 жыл бұрын

rachel rosario omg same 😂

Chef: "oNyO" What's it's supposed to be: "onion" Captions: "A N T O N I O"

@confusedzekora

3 жыл бұрын

Captions make it better

@yyyuri3584

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@tieflingcorpse9817

3 жыл бұрын

You gotta cut up antonio. He knows to much

@Say_Tin

3 жыл бұрын

That is... ML Alucard?

@uh3336

3 жыл бұрын

𝐀𝐧𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐨

I lost the game at 3:32 "This is what I look like when reading text messages half asleep" lmao

Even from a young age, Séan has been making people laugh. And as a person with ADHD, I can confirm that our brains somehow find nearly anything funny.

"i didn't laugh at that" "i made myself laugh" "you didn't make me laugh" Ah the first stage of grief, *denial.*

@lukecollins7929

4 жыл бұрын

Denial is a long,long river...

He’s right, he hasn’t laughed once nor twice, because deep down... he laughed many times

@thenorfnonly3486

3 жыл бұрын

“I’m going to die alone forever in a bathtub filled of my own feces.” - Jacksepticeye

@maraeabadiel3340

3 жыл бұрын

HeavyBlade Video That is exactly how a joke works

@_FireRyer

3 жыл бұрын

@@heavybladevideo r/whooosh

@skd_don

3 жыл бұрын

HeavyBlade Video shut up

@amandawilliams2979

3 жыл бұрын

Jack's a neaky boy

8:43 man is living his best life and im jealous.

Jack: “I remember when people would send old fashion KZread clips.” Ad: “RUN-“

"It's not that hard not laugh" -Sean 2020

@tryingtogetovertheborder6647

4 жыл бұрын

Why was that so hard for me to read probably cuz juh-sean can not talk

@Dojietoon

4 жыл бұрын

@1320 subs before Tomorrow no

@tiredadmiral6758

4 жыл бұрын

@1320 subs before Tomorrow stop asking for subs on someone elses famous channel

@insidurp4389

4 жыл бұрын

@@tryingtogetovertheborder6647 Tt ft5

@AKAalicecullen

4 жыл бұрын

Not to* use proper English idiot.

Jackseptickeyes laugh was a paid actor, he obviously never laughed in his life

@bloodorange1088

4 жыл бұрын

That is one hell of a roast

@DodoDodo-im4qz

4 жыл бұрын

I believe you because of you pp

@goshdangit4503

4 жыл бұрын

You right

@Memper

4 жыл бұрын

*jacksepticeye's not "jAcKsEpTiCkEyEs"

@Cypher.

4 жыл бұрын

The way you spelled Jacksepticeye makes me think of a Jacksepticeye keyboard channel.

Hey Jack! One of my friends worked at the starbucks where the drink was yeeted. They had the managers approval, but they did get in trouble with the store. Yes they had to clean it up. No one was fired tho

@kellydean3456

10 ай бұрын

Mannnnn. I hope they learned their lesson

I will always remember the time I walked in late to health class and they were watching the human birthing video. My teacher felt so bad bc I literally got sick and had a panic attack. I will NEVER have a child, IDGAF. To make it worse, I go home and talk to my mom about it and she tells me the shoulders are the worst part (I will not scar yall with details) and I had another panic attack at dinner.

Things that make Sean laugh: -Animals -People falling over -Someone saying ONYO -KIDS GETTING HIT!

@grungevr4154

2 жыл бұрын

YEEESS

@Youtubnium

2 жыл бұрын

-*COME*

@shrexyavocado7828

2 жыл бұрын

*oño

@insaned-class7098

2 жыл бұрын

KO!

@markusfelon

2 жыл бұрын

@@grungevr4154 Humor hnb Bkhdr nb going home give it

"animals are a soft spot. animals, KIDS GETTING HIT."

@edwindejarneatt1821

3 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@DM-qj7eh

3 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@mochOG

3 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@JrMonke

6 ай бұрын

Yes.

@channelryuk

6 ай бұрын

yes.

14:08 I genuinely have this fridge -- I--

You never fail to make me laugh especially at this time when I'm having the worst time of my life rn

@issmeasmr

2 жыл бұрын

I hope things are better for you now

@megorex630

2 жыл бұрын

Sending you love and light 💗

@kellydean3456

10 ай бұрын

You got this and I hope life is better

Jack: I’ve never laughed at anything Onion: I’m about to end this mans whole career

@bylejakinick

4 жыл бұрын

Onio*

@krill8215

4 жыл бұрын

Onyon ksksks

@cack-yo-weennormieyaki3094

4 жыл бұрын

*oño

@sarahschoenberger1245

4 жыл бұрын

Lol if only people realized that's how you actually say onion in French, I realized I must sound ridiculous sometimes lol

@rogue9328

4 жыл бұрын

His own videos: boi, you sure?

"Do the teachers even know why that's funny?" . . . probably.

@whippy_poodle1036

3 жыл бұрын

6:44 is amazing

@shrimps4163

3 жыл бұрын

The real question is, how did so many students know?

@lunar6808

3 жыл бұрын

@@shrimps4163 it's high school lol

@shrimps4163

3 жыл бұрын

@@lunar6808 true tho-

@trevorstrohlein6664

3 жыл бұрын

The auto generated subtitles: the onion. The actual audio: the Onyo.

The onyon clip reminds me of this one time while at work, clearing off a table, grabbing this long onion piece, look at my coworker and going “Longyon”. It’s now an on going joke

Sean:"You don't grind up a cow to get milk!" Me adding the chocolate syrup into the blood and guts in my cup:come again.

Jack: "I'm not laughing at that, that's racist" Also Jack: *laughs at onio*

@C0zyFr0g20

4 жыл бұрын

Blazing Blasian, no her latest video only has one comment and it isn’t even Jack’s.

@masonzeo801

4 жыл бұрын

@UCe5TxEspLYdWmKjkOpIpqXw he obviously didnt even comment on it. Just report these dudes as spam they are just trying to get people to go to their video

@blazingblasian4257

4 жыл бұрын

@@C0zyFr0g20 yeah I just looked lmao what a cry for attention that was

@C0zyFr0g20

4 жыл бұрын

mason zeo agreed

@C0zyFr0g20

4 жыл бұрын

Blazing Blasian yeah pretty much

Jack: Doesn’t smack the white board Fans: *Impossible*

@christopherwardcutmydadpla3009

4 жыл бұрын

Do we have anything next to your new home I don't know how not to laugh if you have Pokemon go homie on it

@christopherwardcutmydadpla3009

4 жыл бұрын

My username is Lego 12

@t-dog6568

4 жыл бұрын

Christopher Ward cut my dad playing m the camera is positioned in to my work is so much fun to do do it haha was a great game and I wanna play was it was fun to get it back to play with my dad I play minecraft I wanna was the day we play the Xbox

@ggoose11224

4 жыл бұрын

He shouts laugh on funniest home videos, a different series. This is try not to laugh.

@christopherwardcutmydadpla3009

4 жыл бұрын

Is it still still heal this is a real alien

After the butterfly video I became immune to laughing. I then proceeded to win 3 you laugh you lose challenges. My heart has a void in it now. I am immune to the funny but at what price.

4:10 My friend in school LITERALLY acts like this all the time SHES SO DRAMATIC SO SHE MAKES EVERYONE LAUGH SO HARD EVERY DAY wouldnt be the same without her lmao

The dad laughing: that's why I became an electrition.

@hewll_ashton

4 жыл бұрын

@@fayescurrah 3:10

@bruhjenkins6482

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh is no one talking about this spelling Electrician

@leah-bf7ej

4 жыл бұрын

Electrician*

@leah-bf7ej

4 жыл бұрын

@@bruhjenkins6482 ikr

@likmai6809

4 жыл бұрын

*knock at the door* Grammar Police! OPEN UP! STEP AWAY FROM THE KEYBOARD!

“Die, no more ducks” -massive buff dude giggling in a bathtub of Orbees

@Shipprofile08

4 жыл бұрын

just gos to prove that we are all little kids on the inside! lol

@shinakohana

4 жыл бұрын

It was adorable!!!

@GrimTheRussian

4 жыл бұрын

I can't read his tik tok so what is it

@skyemay6444

4 жыл бұрын

@@GrimTheRussian Ironsanctuary

@kassidyw6215

4 жыл бұрын

Massive buff dude = Iron Sanctuary

I laughed harder at Jack calling his fridge a "cold cabinet" than any of the clips.😂

Ah yes, Sean trying to pretend like he isn't laughing when he clearly is... as you do...

“ Am I Old? Is that it? ” *literally mentioned that he's a 12-year old in the inside*

@Jun-Kyard

4 жыл бұрын

"ITS NOT A PHASE MOM"

@u6pl

4 жыл бұрын

that is old enough..... 😏

@corruptedanonymousmember7591

4 жыл бұрын

He is physically older. Stop trying to make a point.

There is nothing so pure as Jack laughing when he's trying not to.

@jedisntreal3858

4 жыл бұрын

Rachel Wright Anne frank

@dartfrogyt9921

4 жыл бұрын

He is lucky I do Muhahahahhahaha I’m sad cuz that

@ojourinnie

4 жыл бұрын

Ok but at a funeral

@dartfrogyt9921

4 жыл бұрын

ojourin b MUAHAHHAHAHA IS MY AWNSER to that

@aluminaathome5448

4 жыл бұрын

It sucks because that anomaly that he spoke of in the beginning, is me : /

glad i found this video...been through quite a lot lately and this lifted my spirits, thanks you Sean

"I'm gonna buy I fridge, put it in my corner, and that'll be my fridge" See how easy fridges are, and how they dont require earth quakes and mud.

5:10 Jack- "Oh no, he too C H O N K"

@tetehenkes

3 жыл бұрын

Hey Vro Fren 🖤💛

@username-jo8kf

3 жыл бұрын

Vat is your favorite fob song?

@tetehenkes

3 жыл бұрын

@@username-jo8kf way to many to tell 🤣

@username-jo8kf

3 жыл бұрын

@@tetehenkes accurate reply. If you single out a couple and doesn't say either a whole album or their entire discography you're awfully new.

@ninjamac999

3 жыл бұрын

Cat be dummy thic!

Jack: "I've never laughed not once, not even twice" Me: "but a million times"

@Codewurld

4 жыл бұрын

I thought KZreadrs were kind 😭😭 but jack just dropped a very hurtful comment on my latest vide0 😭😭😭

Sean:*hits the desk* Siri:OK

4:18 bro just earned 5000 experience points and the achievement scared.

Jack when he laughs: c'mon, I'm better than this! Jack when he doesn't laugh: c'mon guys, you're better than this

@archnemesis8271

4 жыл бұрын

YES

Sean not smacking the whiteboard: All of his fans: Depression is coming

@rabbit7754

4 жыл бұрын

This is why the next video needs to be Meme Time

@hanaeve__

4 жыл бұрын

The only cure for sadness :(

@dadams106

4 жыл бұрын

Confession: depression, from no White Board Compression

@FakhirRBX

4 жыл бұрын

Quick sean release another memetime

@cheems_3077

4 жыл бұрын

Wrong show

After excruciating anxiety attack this does have a positive effect. Thank you so much sean❤

It's official, Jack's a pulp gulper

Fans: “So did our videos make you do a funny? What’d you think?” Jack as McD woman: “Garbage”

@GeckyWecky

4 жыл бұрын

It’s garbage cuz he didn’t see mcsee

Jack:"have the youth always been this annoying?" Me: Yes, yes we have but even I don't understand half or more of most of the trends

@isagaige

4 жыл бұрын

same tho

@puririiin

4 жыл бұрын

Cringy Goat Ooo, quirky 😳.

@curtrolz7909

4 жыл бұрын

Same, since i was 9 yo

@SoullessScythe

4 жыл бұрын

thats because there are billions of people setting those trends and only one you to learn of them

@fartinabox

4 жыл бұрын

Yo, after working in coffee shops for 7 years I can guarantee if my 28 y.o. petty ass still worked in one I'd pull that shit too. Not saying it wouldn't be annoying but hey w.e. gets a hoe through a shift, ya know?

The baby parrot with the HL2 ragdoll sounds made me hold in my laughter so hard that air went out the corners of my eyes.

Y’know, I first watched this video BEFORE my daughter was born and watching it now…. Homie’s reaction is accurate.

The big bearded guy in the bath tub full of orbeez is who I aspire to be

@evenrisk

3 жыл бұрын

iron Sanctuary? i aspire to find a hot wife that puts up with that level of bullshit like he has.

@twistynoodle9406

3 жыл бұрын

That’s someone who I want to be with

@Uno-li3jp

3 жыл бұрын

Whoever the does the 69th like please tell me

@messi_kid4693

3 жыл бұрын

same

“I’ll just buy a new fridge and put it in the corner, and that’ll just be my fridge. And the other one will just be a COLD CABINET.”

@TheRandomTubeTV

3 жыл бұрын

Yep, he indeed did say that

@VIady

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheRandomTubeTV yes he did say that

@kapser2210

3 жыл бұрын

That is indeed something he said in the video

@SecureContainRedacted

3 жыл бұрын

Yep this is indeed a quote from the video.

@rmi12

3 жыл бұрын

That is indeed a quote from the video.

"Orange juice with pulp is so much better" You're officially off my friends list

did you know Isaac newton laughed 2 times in his entire life

Did he watch this to calm himself after playing scp

@hailstormvicebreaker2627

4 жыл бұрын

I certainly did

@squooshy2999

4 жыл бұрын

yuuuuup

@levimcadam9040

4 жыл бұрын

I did 😂

@livinglegend2456

4 жыл бұрын

Lalnunzira Chawngthub Yep 👍🏽

@grimblegomble

4 жыл бұрын

Yepper doo

"Is this what it feels like to read text messages when ur half asleep" I ugly cried laughing

@altsc

2 жыл бұрын

They best kind of laugh cry

@curiousqueen4420

2 жыл бұрын

K-klance ?

@klanceklancerevolution3339

2 жыл бұрын

@Curious Queen Yes... u know what it is?

@curiousqueen4420

2 жыл бұрын

@@klanceklancerevolution3339 👁💧👄💧👁 I just finished a 50k+ fanfic about them

@klanceklancerevolution3339

2 жыл бұрын

@Curious Queen Dont be shy, send the link 👀 Lol

Jack: "Pulp in orange juice is SO much better." Me and my autism: _HOOOOWWWWWW?!_

@Pinkcatlullaby

2 жыл бұрын

Yes this!

1:30 You know what, to spite whoever made this TikTok, I'm naming my firstborn son Sean

“SHUT UP SIRI! YOUR NOT A PART OF THIS!“ *sad Alexa noises*

@imhereigess7325

3 жыл бұрын

the voice crack he had as well

@froggyshue3933

3 жыл бұрын

I’m sorry did you just call Siri, Alexa

@adrimationsz7134

3 жыл бұрын

No i meant Alexa was not there

@h3llfr336

3 жыл бұрын

right when i read this jack said it and it made be die laughing

@totallyluketehcheese3835

3 жыл бұрын

I just saw that part when I was reading this

“Milk isn’t made with bits” *Chunky milk is*

@shamrockgamer401

4 жыл бұрын

*Y E S*

@hanaeve__

4 жыл бұрын

C h u n k a y

@lemoncarp1310

4 жыл бұрын

Chunky milk is a sin

@leftbehindanimations621

4 жыл бұрын

Chunky-styled-milk “Now that’s hot”

@mikesmortons5467

4 жыл бұрын

chunky cow water

I really enjoy the videos and how they really pep my step. Thank you, I hope you have a great day.

The best one was definitely the “life alert” one. That’s true dark humor! That lady has such a great sense of humor. 🤣

Jack: *Saying hes never laughed EVER* Robin: “Welp, can’t have that”

@DakanX

4 жыл бұрын

553 likes and not even a single comment?, just mine rn

@robloxiscancer3343

4 жыл бұрын

Dakan X 572 likes and only two comment?, just mine rn

3:13 Owner: “How’d you get under there” Cat: “SHUT UP LET ME SLEEP” Owner: “Oh sorry good night”

@nathankage2366

4 жыл бұрын

Lol. Im super close to 100 subs anyone mind helping?

@umairrana2821

4 жыл бұрын

Nate The Random Gamer mo

@umairrana2821

4 жыл бұрын

1320 subs before Tomorrow fuck off you keep spamming on comments

Honestly, this was the hardest tntl challenge I’ve seen and I’ve been watching them since I had Napster.

10:43 has no context Edit:i almost cried for that butterfly

Jack: I have never laughed! him internally: I said, you know, like a liar

@KuueenKumi

3 жыл бұрын

But it wasn't important. It wasnt like I had a job interview in the morning.

@mr.manlyman3112

3 жыл бұрын

How can we believe you Jack !!??!!!

Jack’s not laughing. Someone’s cutting *O N I O’ S*

@nomey07

3 жыл бұрын

Önyö

@flarearrowwood

3 жыл бұрын

Öñyö

@DM-qj7eh

3 жыл бұрын

After 2 months you finally got 69 likes

@ionman1761

3 жыл бұрын

Ǫ̵̡̢͍̭̬͎̻̠̠̜͇͂̔ͪ́̍̅̆̚͞ͅn̰̯̣̥͎̫͕̱̻̻ͩ̒̿̓̊̓̉̿̍̃̏͟͞y̴̸̲̩͙͎̯͖̳̞̬̖̼͔͖͔͓̳̰͍ͭ̌̓͆͆͐̐̆̈̑͊̓̎̀̚̚͘̕o̶̶̗̱͉̻̗̼͎̥̟̬ͩ̐ͨ̒̀ͭ̏ͤ̇́ͥ͂̈̍̚̕͠͡

@the_soulless_joe8751

3 жыл бұрын

ÖwÖ

Siri: "ok" Jack: "Shut up Siri, you're not a part of this!"

Sean and I, unfortunately, have the EXACT same humor. Every vid he laughed at? Had me choking right with him. 😭

The "pulp gulper" thing made me laugh a lot more than it should have

@Ravresthegamer

4 жыл бұрын

The that made me laugh was the 9:29 one because my cat did that but he bite at random spot in front of him while stuck licking somehow...nickname "Gator"

@fluffy_sharpie263

4 жыл бұрын

the guy in that video is my language arts teachers son

@djentrification1631

4 жыл бұрын

Literally the only funny thing I've ever seen on TikTok.

@lemon69231

4 жыл бұрын

It felt like pulp fiction

@halorat3331

4 жыл бұрын

How does it feel to be gross you pulp gulper

Sean:”I have never laughed before”. Me: “Sorry i’m allergic to bullshit”

@jayscorch3076

4 жыл бұрын

@1320 subs before Tomorrow stop advertising

@samshively6645

4 жыл бұрын

Jack: I have never laughed Me: *Watched yesterday’s video*

@Bennieboy918

4 жыл бұрын

The fact that the onion video was better than all the tiktoks tells me something

@xpert6390

4 жыл бұрын

@1320 subs before Tomorrow STOP just don't

@multihacker3695

4 жыл бұрын

I didn't laugh at the video, but your comment caught me off guard. I've seen it before, but I wasn't expecting it.

3:05 I 100% agree, pulp is beyond disgusting, get that crap out of my drink. I don't want to chew when I'm drinking something.

@0gammag0

Жыл бұрын

It’s also really weird to feel something other than liquid in your throat when you’re drinking.

@linkibear8644

6 ай бұрын

It’s-it’s ORANGE juice…just- come on.

@gerardwayseyelash

Ай бұрын

It's the BEST

6:45 i had food in the mouth when i started watching. when i stopped laughing the food was digested.

Nobody: Sean: Flexes his built in fridge

He doesnt laugh, he doesnt get scared. He cant be human, no, he is Irish. Edit: hoo boy that'a be a lotta likes, thank you all, I'd like to thank my mom and dad for bringing me into existence, couldn't have done this without 'em.

@spencercounts6685

4 жыл бұрын

1320 subs before Tomorrow bro no one is just gonna give u subscribers. No one cares about it.

@hamburger9083

4 жыл бұрын

He is a Galic gladiator

@canarycurses

4 жыл бұрын

an irish potato, might I add

@dio_brandoee3342

4 жыл бұрын

FACTS

@mtsg3761

4 жыл бұрын

Me, an Irishman: *Chuckles in leprechaun*

I just can't believe that Jack said he's stone-faced LOL

Theres no one i honestly relate too like jack. No matter what i watch i be like damn i should of watched jack do it. I should watch jack. Jack. Sean. I love you

Yeah he hasn’t laughed once or twice he’s laughed one thousand times

@leopardslaw7716

3 жыл бұрын

Know what’s crazy, is that I’m pretty sure he has more then 1000 videos, and he’s definitely laughed more then once in all of them. He probably has laughed tens of thousands of times, just in KZread videos alone.

@codynugget0827

3 жыл бұрын

he is always laughing

@grantkennedy8875

3 жыл бұрын

True

@happywheels1544

3 жыл бұрын

Bad joke

@bossman4993

3 жыл бұрын

@@happywheels1544 like your life?

Onion: **makes you cry** Onio: **makes you laugh**

@centaurirampage3918

4 жыл бұрын

an onion wont make you cry if you make it cry first

@syedarizvi7290

4 жыл бұрын

good one!

I'm just here for anyone and everyone saying they're willing, ready, and able to 'fill Jack's dark hole...'

the fact that jacksepticeye’s glasses he put on has no glass💀

*it's the "oño" for me* 😌

@themorfia3988

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you i needed this

@hhghjjdfyuvjo296

3 жыл бұрын

🤢

@substanceabuser69

3 жыл бұрын

Damn your funny 😐

@iiomqfaderz

3 жыл бұрын

O

@iiomqfaderz

3 жыл бұрын

@@substanceabuser69 you're*

Jack doesn't laugh, he's just a paid actor.

@blahwhatever3015

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah he doesn't even get scared 😂

@mosimamatshatshe2594

4 жыл бұрын

he is a paide actor

@froggykarma9692

4 жыл бұрын

1350 subs before Tomorrow we’ll at least they made an effort so give them some credit

@934strawberryfields

4 жыл бұрын

Jack doesnt

@connorxx7180

4 жыл бұрын

@1320 subs before Tomorrow What?

Bro this video made me laugh so hard( mostly Sean) thanks jack

I was listening to music on my Google home and one of the songs made up of audio from your videos came one as soon as I started watching this video. I'm super creeper out and also think ots super cool

Jack when 29: I’m down with the kids I get the trends Jack when 30: I’m too old i don’t get the joke cos I’m OLD

@Jayberisk3793

4 жыл бұрын

"I'M TOO OLD FOR THIS SH*T"

Random fact: “Albert Einstein” is an anagram for “ten elite brains”.

@rachelhanger888

4 жыл бұрын

Cool cool cool

@deltacream

4 жыл бұрын

Oh shi-

@christopherwardcutmydadpla3009

4 жыл бұрын

I'm not saying this in public the reason I'm not saying that they're Douglas fat is I really don't know how not to laugh

@LAM_G80085

4 жыл бұрын

Well jokes on you for i dont know what a anagram is

@_Z_D

4 жыл бұрын

Makes sense lol

Just gotta say, P**nhub intro is unnecessary incredibly iconic and hits just as hard as the videos

NOOOOO NOT THE BUTTERFLY THAT GENUINELY MAKES ME SAD :(((((( I REALLY AM GONNA START CRYING ☹

“It’s like when you piss yourself, a little dribble out and not letting out all the banks.” Out of all the things to compare it to-

@submercible0314

3 жыл бұрын

Sad thing is I've done this while playing a horror game once

@moocake057

3 жыл бұрын

@@submercible0314 LMAO

@scarlet_here07

3 жыл бұрын

Omg you have Tanaka as your profile picture

@moocake057

3 жыл бұрын

@@scarlet_here07 y e s

@scarlet_here07

3 жыл бұрын

@@moocake057 niceeeee

Jack: *Slams fists on table as hilarity ensues* Siri: *”O K”*

jack: omg! a youtube clip! ive never seen one of these before. jack, a second later: *instant regret*

Idk about you all but I watch these videos at times when I need a laugh because nothing else is going my way.

There are lots of fun ways to mess with telemarketers My personal favorites: "Karen's Adoption center, you make'em, we take'em." "Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam." "Jim's Sperm Bank, you jack it, we pack it." and last but not least "Ron's Crack House, we import it, you snort it."

@SeizuristicWoolfe

4 жыл бұрын

i just say yes with a straight face and hang up when they are mid sentence

@finn_the_human363

4 жыл бұрын

Captain Spooptastic one of my friends always says “This is ______ pizzeria and abortion clinic yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce” (he changes the name of the place so I don’t really know which one to put)

@dianasanchez675

4 жыл бұрын

"Planned Parenthood, your loss is our sauce"

@tallulahmars2577

4 жыл бұрын

You don't snort crack, js.

@marisawoods936

4 жыл бұрын

@@tallulahmars2577 it's mostly smoked but you still can snort is lol

"Hello, it's me." my brain: *C O N N E R*

@eternalexpurgation2869

3 жыл бұрын

I'm the android sent by cyberlife.

@landonadams9935

3 жыл бұрын

*T W E N T E Y - E I G H T S T A B W O U N D S*

@astonchip

3 жыл бұрын

69th like

@ONE-vt1fz

3 жыл бұрын

DIDNT WANT TO LEAVE HIM A CHANCE HUH? DID YOU FEEL ANGER?!? HATE?!?

@hanaeve__

3 жыл бұрын

He was S C R E A M I N G B E G G I N G you for mercy

"I have never once laughed" yes, those other time where it sounds like laughter its just air escaping from the lack of laughter.

I need to remember that “phone under the pot lid” trick. 😂 Another way I get rid of telemarketers is I walk into the bathroom and make a lot of fart noises. They never call back after that