Try Not to Laugh at these HORRIBLE Memes

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I was unmedicated this whole video, I had to cut out like five rants.
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  • @XPtoLevel3
    @XPtoLevel3Ай бұрын

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  • @IndigoIndustrial

    @IndigoIndustrial

    Ай бұрын

    Um, actually..... you don't add an apostrophe in "it's birthday" because an apostrophe of possession is not appropriate and neither is the abbreviation "it is". Please do more awesome BG3 streams!!! We were about to bonk Ketheric's head months ago.

  • @chukolance

    @chukolance

    Ай бұрын

    I feel like you should do a "try not to Reddit" challenge with this next time. Lol

  • @nitro5080

    @nitro5080

    Ай бұрын

    Mornin nice day for fishing ain’t it

  • @LiesieM

    @LiesieM

    Ай бұрын

    I browsed through Displate with the intention of using the discount code to support this channel if I saw something I liked only to find an absolutely STAGGERING amount of stolen art.

  • @davidesmacchia351

    @davidesmacchia351

    Ай бұрын

    Not to be that guy but Displate also steals or ai generate some of the images they use on their plates

  • @jakobthedragonboy
    @jakobthedragonboyАй бұрын

    Jacob: I don't give my dice emotions! Jacob the next sentence: I don't pick on my dice cause it'll piss them off!

  • @alejoclosa7705

    @alejoclosa7705

    Ай бұрын

    piss them off would give the dice negative emotion, he doesn't want to give them any emotions

  • @blunderbus2695

    @blunderbus2695

    Ай бұрын

    When I said to blame the dice, I did not literally mean to ascribe agency to the polyhedra.

  • @Interference22
    @Interference22Ай бұрын

    "Crows understand the concept of zero. What am I meant to do with that information?" Well, obviously, nothing. NOTHING. Sigh. Nevermind, the crow would have gotten it.

  • @amelialonelyfart8848

    @amelialonelyfart8848

    Ай бұрын

    Crows understanding the concept of 0 and Octopi understanding the concept of spite are the two things about anmals that deeply terrifies me.

  • @keithwinget6521

    @keithwinget6521

    Ай бұрын

    @@amelialonelyfart8848 Put them together and they have zero F%&^s to give.

  • @GynxShinx

    @GynxShinx

    Ай бұрын

    Nevermore!

  • @averagedelta

    @averagedelta

    Ай бұрын

    @@amelialonelyfart8848octopedes

  • @billtenth5805

    @billtenth5805

    21 күн бұрын

    @@amelialonelyfart8848 Wait, but what concept do racoons understand?

  • @TheRealRadio_active
    @TheRealRadio_activeАй бұрын

    Part 385 of Jacob convincing himself that he didnt laugh. Edit: tysm for 2k likes

  • @downmiserable

    @downmiserable

    Ай бұрын

    hehe i miss vine

  • @kalbarnes2494

    @kalbarnes2494

    Ай бұрын

    Jacob is a rogue who uses his hands to hide his laugh

  • @janelantestaverde2018

    @janelantestaverde2018

    Ай бұрын

    I mean, I'm 15 minutes in and so far there is nothing he needs to convince himself of

  • @ublabaah3908

    @ublabaah3908

    Ай бұрын

    This mans dedication to denying himself joy in life is perplexing.

  • @MonkeyJedi99

    @MonkeyJedi99

    Ай бұрын

    Part 385 of Jacob trying to grow a moustache?

  • @DJVevyVevs
    @DJVevyVevsАй бұрын

    The sheer willpower it took to not laugh at that Mr House Sphere followed immediately by cracking up at "I miss vine" is amazing

  • @ManikFerret
    @ManikFerretАй бұрын

    The glasses lens falling out from smacking your head too hard was the funniest shit

  • @toolittletoolate

    @toolittletoolate

    Ай бұрын

    I thought that shit was After Effects at first

  • @blindthespian917

    @blindthespian917

    Ай бұрын

    I have never related to someone more than in that moment

  • @Reriren

    @Reriren

    Ай бұрын

    cant believe he made his own dont laugh challenge for us

  • @phnxrpnzlYT

    @phnxrpnzlYT

    Ай бұрын

    That's where I broke. I held it pretty good with everything else

  • @merobiba413

    @merobiba413

    Ай бұрын

    that's the only time i laughed

  • @Laudhcris
    @LaudhcrisАй бұрын

    Jacob: Everywhere I go, I see her face. Melissa:

  • @ZenFr0g

    @ZenFr0g

    Ай бұрын

    Is she the person who ghosted a bunch of friends to start a streaming career because she didn't want past associations coming up, but then turned to quasi-sexual art to get attention

  • @mistamemewide

    @mistamemewide

    Ай бұрын

    She joined the AA discord, by the way.

  • @janelantestaverde2018

    @janelantestaverde2018

    Ай бұрын

    Given the circumstances of the video, this sounds exactly like a Reddit post

  • @ZenFr0g

    @ZenFr0g

    Ай бұрын

    Okay I'll ask something else Is she the one with the tiefling character who has comics about having a family with a dragon husband?

  • @pialamode

    @pialamode

    Ай бұрын

    @@ZenFr0gyes

  • @yamato9753
    @yamato9753Ай бұрын

    Cleric: "I use divine intervention to make the elemental holy" Fire elemental: *becomes purgatory elemental*

  • @maromania7

    @maromania7

    Ай бұрын

    Does that imply that before it was a Hellemental?

  • @MemoristCed

    @MemoristCed

    Ай бұрын

    @@maromania7 Ohhh shame on you. Take my like and repent.

  • @zaqataq5146

    @zaqataq5146

    Ай бұрын

    I cast Sacred Flame

  • @Darkprosper

    @Darkprosper

    Ай бұрын

    Purge with holy fire !

  • @megasparklegoomba6807

    @megasparklegoomba6807

    25 күн бұрын

    Limbo elemental

  • @bumbleshanks_
    @bumbleshanks_Ай бұрын

    "I'm about to Reddit" Is hilarious both in and out of context

  • @AK-qh6lr

    @AK-qh6lr

    Ай бұрын

    My favorite part of the video is when he said "it's Redditn' time" and Reddited all over the place

  • @blockhead134
    @blockhead134Ай бұрын

    The DBD joke is that the "plot" of the game is that an eldritch creature basically caught and enslaved all of the monsters and survivors to play death games for its entertainment. Redditor is salty that Vecna got yoinked by it

  • @bable6314

    @bable6314

    Ай бұрын

    The redditor clearly takes DBD too seriously.

  • @mimisezlol

    @mimisezlol

    27 күн бұрын

    Salty is probably an exaggeration honestly

  • @Snails3945

    @Snails3945

    25 күн бұрын

    Vecna didn't even get yoinked, he's there willingly

  • @runemanqwe
    @runemanqweАй бұрын

    0:00 Alright, I've locked in. Now what?

  • @koldblazer12

    @koldblazer12

    Ай бұрын

    chortle. chuckle. maybe even, guffaw. 🗿

  • @runemanqwe

    @runemanqwe

    Ай бұрын

    @@koldblazer12 No can do, chief. Im more of a silent laugher/giggle goose. Ain't got the pipes for guffaw

  • @voidanims

    @voidanims

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@runemanqwe seems like you're not fully locked in then

  • @narkle9723

    @narkle9723

    Ай бұрын

    Now that you are locked in... You can no longer escape because I stole the key

  • @1Peasant

    @1Peasant

    Ай бұрын

    watch ad

  • @BB_Promoter
    @BB_PromoterАй бұрын

    At the end that scream of utter dejection & failure, cut off so cleanly as if the failure of this challenge was the erasure of his existence, truly haunting.

  • @vforvenom9337
    @vforvenom9337Ай бұрын

    Behold, Wall of Force, the 5th-level evocation spell : "Nothing can physically pass through the wall. It is immune to all damage and can't be dispelled by Dispel Magic." (A disintegrate spell destroys the wall instantly, however.)

  • @sylvansmithy5262

    @sylvansmithy5262

    Ай бұрын

    Please stop redditing all over the place

  • @zyble

    @zyble

    Ай бұрын

    reddit moment

  • @vforvenom9337

    @vforvenom9337

    Ай бұрын

    @@sylvansmithy5262 Disliking Reddit, I wanted to point out that the meme is wrong. But you're right, in my folly I have Reddited myself.

  • @manyplural4265

    @manyplural4265

    Ай бұрын

    @@vforvenom9337 the only way to defeat reddit is not to fight reddit smh my head

  • @itwasidio1736

    @itwasidio1736

    Ай бұрын

    @@manyplural4265 to reach inner peace is to divulge oneself from all forms of social media, achieving the state of "being normal", thus rendering yourself immune to the distractions posed by internet weirdos

  • @maromania7
    @maromania7Ай бұрын

    "Oh that almost got me" "Yeah nothing today was funny" "Oh god, that was good, so close" "Yeah nothings really come close, L for discord" "Oh that was..."

  • @thisisausername9356
    @thisisausername9356Ай бұрын

    "I never laughed, I'm the best at this" Jacob says as he couldn't even finish the video at 16:28

  • @pillowtugski
    @pillowtugskiАй бұрын

    "I don't put personality into my dice" yet proceeds to then say how if he puts his trust in them, they'll do the same for him.

  • @sintanan469
    @sintanan469Ай бұрын

    >Jacob turning red-faced holding in laugher "I did not laugh. I did nawt. Oh hi, Melissa."

  • @a_wild_Kirillian

    @a_wild_Kirillian

    24 күн бұрын

    😏

  • @MarioSMG64
    @MarioSMG64Ай бұрын

    18:26 I literally thought “wow, Jacob does a good impression of the Wizard.” Shows how good his acting is that I see them as two different people

  • @SANF0RD100
    @SANF0RD100Ай бұрын

    18:20 That was SPOT ON goddamn

  • @valentine4589

    @valentine4589

    Ай бұрын

    YES, his impression of Jesus is unholily great

  • @Goat4Christmas
    @Goat4ChristmasАй бұрын

    Jacob loving Delicious in Dungeon is something that seems obvious, but I'm glad to have confirmation

  • @greed94
    @greed94Ай бұрын

    3:07 Morning! Nice day for fishin', ain't it? Hua hah!

  • @mattoe1

    @mattoe1

    Ай бұрын

    I love VLDL

  • @dragonwithamonocle

    @dragonwithamonocle

    Ай бұрын

    Mornin! Mornin! Nice day for - nice day for fishing, hua hah!

  • @djshadowTV

    @djshadowTV

    Ай бұрын

    Morning! Nice day for fishin', ain't it? Hua hah!

  • @MurMurYoutube_Astra

    @MurMurYoutube_Astra

    28 күн бұрын

    Morning! Nice day for fishin', ain't it? His hah!

  • @task_failer8223
    @task_failer8223Ай бұрын

    I was not ready for him to say “what the sigma?”

  • @NightWolf574
    @NightWolf574Ай бұрын

    It's clearly a stealth trebuchet, hurling massive stones hundreds of feet silently at your enemies.

  • @dirtywhitellama

    @dirtywhitellama

    Ай бұрын

    It actually kiiiinda makes sense, assuming somehow you can fire it silently enough that the targets don't notice until it's too late. Maybe at night lol. And I'd say the trebuchet has to be hidden as well.

  • @frantisekvrana3902

    @frantisekvrana3902

    Ай бұрын

    @@dirtywhitellama Or you can have an ally within 5 ft of the target.

  • @danielbeshers1689
    @danielbeshers1689Ай бұрын

    Honestly Jacob fixing his lens was the funniest thing in here.

  • @KingBlueDog
    @KingBlueDogАй бұрын

    7:52 If you don't want players to break something, i.e. a bridge, the solution is just make it made out of a fantasy metal like Mithril, Adamantite, or whatever. As a DM say, it's "as strong as steel and resistant to the effects of magic." and boom, accident proof bridge. Just establish it's characteristics beforehand and it can literally do anything you want it to do. That's what they're there for. Worked pretty well for Marvel.

  • @RevokFarthis

    @RevokFarthis

    Ай бұрын

    Except that in D&D Mithril and Adamantine are materials that can be broken.

  • @fraidnaught9067

    @fraidnaught9067

    21 күн бұрын

    Last time I made something be made out of mithril my players spent literally hours figuring out how to strip it like meth-heads on a copper-lick.

  • @TieflingMelissa
    @TieflingMelissaАй бұрын

    12:34 LISTEN IT WAS SENT TO ME AS FAN MAIL dasjkdaslkjadslkj

  • @johnnorris5675

    @johnnorris5675

    Ай бұрын

    How often do you get sent fan mail and use them as Reddit posts? Been a while since I've seen any of your posts (due to not looking at the D&D subreddit for a while).

  • @Pingviinimursu

    @Pingviinimursu

    Ай бұрын

    Congratulations Melissa, you set up the funniest part of the video 😂

  • @Phoenixmage50

    @Phoenixmage50

    Ай бұрын

    Not the bottom keysmash

  • @ryanstewart2289
    @ryanstewart2289Ай бұрын

    Wizards are theoretical physicists, artificers are engineers.

  • @itwasidio1736

    @itwasidio1736

    Ай бұрын

    unless you WANT Artificers to be the fun gunpowder toting maniacs, flavor is everything, but I enjoy the theory/practice comparison as well

  • @ryanstewart2289

    @ryanstewart2289

    Ай бұрын

    @@itwasidio1736 I don't know a single engineer with both of their eyebrows, I suspect that they also have a love of explosives like gunpowder.

  • @leonardhollsten8145

    @leonardhollsten8145

    Ай бұрын

    @@itwasidio1736 It is boring when everybody always assumes that is what they are and have to be. As the meme mentions, many DMs ban artificers because that is what they think artificers are.

  • @rae_diant
    @rae_diantАй бұрын

    I'm gonna add "I think a ghoul wrote this" to my everyday vernacular.

  • @esteban-zamora
    @esteban-zamoraАй бұрын

    9:48 that meme was joking about the horse shoe theory of intelligence. Where dumb people have thoughts closer to geniuses than to people in the middle of the iq bell curve tl;dr: dumb people thoughts=smart thoughts

  • @JamesIronhawk

    @JamesIronhawk

    Ай бұрын

    I don't know how Jacob didn't figure out what the midwit meme is.

  • @bable6314

    @bable6314

    Ай бұрын

    The Patrick Star paradox

  • @mars7304

    @mars7304

    27 күн бұрын

    IQ doesn't actually exist. It's a pseudoscientific masturbatory label that our academic system enabled.

  • @chaosfellow7407
    @chaosfellow7407Ай бұрын

    Artificers are just people who looked at magic and said "what if I put this into my toys?"

  • @noisehero4409

    @noisehero4409

    Ай бұрын

    Fr they ask the real questions like “What if my pencil could shoot fire balls” and “My armor could use a little thunder and lightning power”

  • @leonardhollsten8145

    @leonardhollsten8145

    Ай бұрын

    "I cast magic via my cooking utensils" will always be one of the best ones for me.

  • @CertifiedDoc
    @CertifiedDocАй бұрын

    15:28 I rarely play Fallout, and I think I've *still* seen the NCR flag more times than an *actual* California state flag.

  • @IronLordEXO
    @IronLordEXOАй бұрын

    >He uses a watermelon-scented deodorant that is a lot stronger than he thinks it is ...As opposed to what? Would rather he didn't wear deodorant? 🤣

  • @EpicMuttonChops

    @EpicMuttonChops

    28 күн бұрын

    normal unscented deodorant

  • @Deztroyer3k
    @Deztroyer3kАй бұрын

    I loved the part when Jacob A.K.A. "XP to Level 3", tried not to laugh at these horrible memes

  • @rolay7730
    @rolay7730Ай бұрын

    I still can't believe they didn't find a way to get Artaficer in the new core rule book. It fills in the missing mid-range arcane magic class niche.

  • @AlexM-is6ru

    @AlexM-is6ru

    Ай бұрын

    It makes a lot of sense to leave it out because it fills a very specific niche lore-wise that makes it feel like something you'd get from an expansion book like the advanced players guide. The thing that makes it really awkward and baffling is that it's the only class not in the book and they probably aren't going to print an advanced players guide. You should only hold back a class from the core rulebook if you're planning to print a book later with multiple new classes in it. They could squeeze one more in.

  • @rolay7730

    @rolay7730

    Ай бұрын

    @@AlexM-is6ru I completely disagree that it "fills a very specific niche lore-wise." One of the few artificers we see travel through the multiverse uses metal chickens to fire magic as her "canons." They are just half-casters that channel magic through items. With artificers, you can say that any random pre-wizard made the step into being an artificer through hands-on study rather than book learning. It really is that easy. If a wizard and magic items exist in your world, then artificers NEED to exist to some degree. They were the first people to specialize in making potions and wands, after all. If anything, Monk is a very specific niche thing that doesn't belong in every world. If you are playing a monk, that either means there has to be a massive group of monks that exist all over the world to train him, or he just learned to fight well on your own in the woods. In this case, a monk might as well be a dex barbarian lore-wise. I get why Monk has to be in the game, because of tradition. It has been in the game long enough that taking it out would cause an uproar. But at least the artificer is a needed mid-range arcaine class. It serves the same role as paladins or rangers but for the arcane side of things. Which is an idea that has just been missing in DND.

  • @KiithnarasAshaa
    @KiithnarasAshaaАй бұрын

    Funny thing about group checks - PHB advises that if half of the group succeeds (as might be indicated in the dumb meme), then the entire group succeeds.

  • @Darkprosper

    @Darkprosper

    Ай бұрын

    Stealth doesn't really make sense as a group check in most situations though, I think. Also if a player rolls a -1 total, I would go for consequences, it's just a funny moment waiting to happen.

  • @KiithnarasAshaa

    @KiithnarasAshaa

    Ай бұрын

    @@Darkprosper Sure it does, the group is communicating with hand signals and whatnot, pointing out where to go and how. I'd also be very cautious: you as the GM might think it is very funny to have the group beef it based on a single player's low roll, but individual players rarely do, especially with how fickle the d20 is. To be fair, though, I like to run group checks a little differently - the highest result determines the degree of success, the lowest result determines the degree of _complication_ ; in other words, sure, a group stealth check will get the whole party in unseen and undetected, but if someone really beefs it, your objective gets a lot harder or there are unforeseen difficulties with the greater scene - maybe the route in becomes unavailable as a way out, or the diamond you were looking to steal is now locked in a vault instead of on display.

  • @nessa-parmentier

    @nessa-parmentier

    Ай бұрын

    @@Darkprosper for stealth specifically, there are different ways to see it. Either you want to go for the "every roll counts and actions have consequences" way, but then that incentivises heavily armored characters to either not participate in activities that require stealth, or let go of their armor temporarily to increase their chances (which is a way to go but has a risk of splitting the party so you have to agree to that first) - that's personally how I play, because I don't think sending the armored fighter or paladin on a stealth mission is very intelligent and my party is fine with that and splitting the party. Or you don't want them to do that and you're just punishing the entire party (most likely) for a roll that one character had little chance to succeed with if you choose to count every single roll separately. And there are ways to counter that and make it work (i like the idea of the commenter above me ; every roll counts but a single fail is not going to jettison the entire operation, although it can complicate it), but you have to think about that and, most importantly, be on the same page as your party.

  • @grayanderson2761
    @grayanderson2761Ай бұрын

    10:40 Quick lore bit from someone who plays DBD Yes, they're talking about DBD on the right. "The Entity" as it's called, slowly takes over and consumes worlds for long periods of time. It corrupts the minds of various individuals, causing them to commit various acts of violence. It also pulls victims and Killers alike into what is essentially a demi-plane, where it feeds off the fear and suffering the Killers inflict on their victims. While Vecna is an insanely powerful character, it's stated in Lore tidbits that when he was pulled into the Entity's realm, he had a "Mark of Negation" placed on him. It's essentially a brand right below the neck that nerfs his ability to resist, and forcing him to play the Entity's game. If you're wondering "How would Vecna let that happen?" There's an answer for that in his Lore page. Vecna found a strange tome written in a language he didn't understand. Intrigued, he studied it for many long days and nights, ignoring all else. For a long time, he thought the tome was a document of sorts, recounting people who had died in mysterious ways. He became frustrated, unable to find the commonality between these murders. But one night, he had a breakthrough. It became more and more clear that the people in this document hadn't died, they disappeared. This sent his curiosity over the edge. He had to know where it was they were being taken. He copied the tome's words and spoke them aloud. That's when the black fog began to overtake him. He initially tried to hold it back with powerful magic, but his thirst for knowledge got the better of him and he was taken voluntarily, hoping to one day use this ancient power for himself.

  • @LordCrate-du8zm
    @LordCrate-du8zmАй бұрын

    2:44 WARHAMMER ART SPOTTED, INITIATING DOPAMINE

  • @MorgorDre

    @MorgorDre

    Ай бұрын

    Smells like Heresy

  • @eldritchdefender7785

    @eldritchdefender7785

    Ай бұрын

    @@MorgorDre Yes, inquisitor, this one right here.

  • @tadferd4340
    @tadferd4340Ай бұрын

    I primarily play PF1e, which by default, Sneak Attacks with ranged only work within 30ft. This makes the trebuchet meme quite funny to me because I just picture the trebuchet swing around and instead of releasing the projectile, it just smashes it into the ground in front of it because that's where the enemy is.

  • @Orillion123456
    @Orillion123456Ай бұрын

    Using a ruler and no grid is a good idea if you are playing physically on a real table with real miniatures (a luxury I wish I had when playing with my friends), but it's kinda awkward to try and emulate with most online clients we have available. Also the curse of dnd being from the US and having all measurements in imperial makes it extra-difficult to move away from squares. I can translate "okay one five feet square is 1,5 meters, i can visualize that in my head" to get a feeling for what the actual sizes and dimensions of things are, but it gets a lot more awkward to visualize and imagine if you then add another layer of miniaturization on top of it.

  • @zeldagonzalez2851

    @zeldagonzalez2851

    Ай бұрын

    Most vtts literally have rulers added in 😭

  • @dirtywhitellama

    @dirtywhitellama

    Ай бұрын

    It's easier in a VTT with a ruler tool, no knocking minis over.

  • @josequiles7430

    @josequiles7430

    Ай бұрын

    I just don't see the benefit of not using a grid

  • @zeldagonzalez2851

    @zeldagonzalez2851

    Ай бұрын

    @@josequiles7430 area pf effect habilities actually make sense for starters. It's more intuitive once you get the gist of it and allows for three dimensional combat to actually be viable.

  • @nessa-parmentier

    @nessa-parmentier

    Ай бұрын

    I literally think the opposite It's easy to use a grid with actual minis, you can be imprecise on your table and not bother too much about it since you know you use the grid for measuring stuff But on a VTT you can afford to be specific, and I don't know a single VTT that doesn't have a ruler in its base functions. (Most of the time with shortcuts that allow you to measure as you're moving your token so it doesn't even take two separate motions) You can also use it to check the size of the map you're using to get a better idea, and even use templates to check the precise area of effect of a spell for example (including with circle, which you know, make no sense with a square grid) As for the reasons why using a ruler instead of a grid, I have one that's basically all I need : immersion. I've seen so may inventive use of terrain that just would not have been possible using a grid ; body-blocking enemies in battle also works in a very different way, and personally, when I'm trying to immerse myself, approximating everything to squares when I could just not do that and have a more immersive simulation ; as said I think it's useful with minis on a table (it very quickly becomes a wargame if you're using a ruler, and I like that too but it's not the same feeling), but not much when online.

  • @jack229111
    @jack229111Ай бұрын

    I feel accomplished, I made him boogie at 15:58

  • @inskeeprulerable
    @inskeeprulerableАй бұрын

    Me: "That's a pretty good Charlie impression. Damn, he sounds just like that wizard!" The brainrot is real. I'm going to bed.

  • @Ragsna
    @RagsnaАй бұрын

    08:34 - "Ohh, I´m about to reddit!" Great. I chortled. Thanks, XP, you made me lose this round.

  • @Ragsna

    @Ragsna

    Ай бұрын

    09:54 - AGAIN? Come on!

  • @nicolebee3283
    @nicolebee3283Ай бұрын

    Wide deer. Now laugh

  • @ShrimpEmporium

    @ShrimpEmporium

    Ай бұрын

    WjgbwahahabababHHAHAHAHAHAAA *wheeze* *wheeze*

  • @TheGREYPELT
    @TheGREYPELT29 күн бұрын

    Broke: Grid Woke: Ruler Bespoke: Whippy Stick

  • @SGWeber

    @SGWeber

    6 күн бұрын

    Truth

  • @tonyjoestar2632
    @tonyjoestar2632Ай бұрын

    "I'm about to Reddit" is one of the most threatening sentences ever uttered

  • @willfancher9775
    @willfancher9775Ай бұрын

    18:40 That is a surprisingly good Gollum impression.

  • @ianthompson1907
    @ianthompson1907Ай бұрын

    You gotta love how Jacob is like "that's an L from the discord." When he had 2 major breaks and a minor break.

  • @Jack_Wolfe
    @Jack_WolfeАй бұрын

    20:20 you are breaking apart at some of these and I’m like.. “um what?”

  • @theuncalledfor
    @theuncalledforАй бұрын

    Dispel Magic very specifically does not work against Wall of Force. You need Disintegrate to deal with constructions of magical force. The bridge at 8:09 is safe.

  • @BlackOpMercyGaming
    @BlackOpMercyGamingАй бұрын

    Bailen the fisherman? “Great day for fishin’ ain’t it, heyuk”

  • @SnowyOwl369

    @SnowyOwl369

    Ай бұрын

    Mornin' nice day for fishing ain't it!

  • @IndigoIndustrial

    @IndigoIndustrial

    Ай бұрын

    Checks Notes: "Mornin'. Nice day for fishing ain't it? Hu ha!" #VLDL

  • @BlackOpMercyGaming

    @BlackOpMercyGaming

    Ай бұрын

    @@IndigoIndustrial quoted wrong, but correct reference… at least I was able to get the point across lol… I love vldl

  • @IndigoIndustrial

    @IndigoIndustrial

    Ай бұрын

    @@BlackOpMercyGaming It is very good. I backed their KS. I'd invest in them if they went public.

  • @shadophaxx2401
    @shadophaxx2401Ай бұрын

    18:18 that impression was so spot on it caused my brain to lag

  • @AngryTheChipmonk
    @AngryTheChipmonkАй бұрын

    Therapist: "It's okay Jacob, Melissa doesn't exist. She can't make you laugh." Melissa with a D20 Gag behind Jacob

  • @Empress-Sky-of-Brynn
    @Empress-Sky-of-BrynnАй бұрын

    I laughed hard pretty early, not from any of the memes but from Jacob knocking the lense out of his glasses. Damn, I've done that way too much and I still lose my composure every time

  • @cshade0886
    @cshade0886Ай бұрын

    5:17 It was one of the most important sessions for my character, as we were fighting a group of villains in the middle of his family's mansion where there was of course his family but also a lot of innocent civilians. My dice had been rather unlucky for the past few sessions, but I refused to switch as those dice had been faithful so far. I tried to make one huge attack against the villain leader, trusting in my dice to be lucky for just this one hit, despite never rolling above a 10 earlier in the session. BAM I got a 6. Those dice deserve dice jail.

  • @alikoster
    @alikosterАй бұрын

    6:05 THE BRAINROT The brainrot is real💀‼️‼️

  • @breadstick4458
    @breadstick4458Ай бұрын

    20:02 really just stopped breathing and turned red rather than laugh, respect

  • @Shadowrunner123
    @Shadowrunner123Ай бұрын

    Silly Fireball Man, we win because we get to laugh at this whole ordeal, and it is delightful.

  • @CaedenV
    @CaedenVАй бұрын

    The composure of a face palm, loosing an eye piece, calmly putting your glasses back together, and then continuing with the facepalm bit... Best thing I've seen today! Hahahahaha

  • @isaacm1929
    @isaacm1929Ай бұрын

    13:06 Oh no... Oh no you didn't... Oh the curse, the curse of saying it too soon...

  • @josephringhofer613
    @josephringhofer613Ай бұрын

    He gaslights himself so hard lol

  • @Skeleton52925
    @Skeleton52925Ай бұрын

    That gollum impression is crazy

  • @taa347
    @taa347Ай бұрын

    I hope you know how much we adore these videos. I especially love the opening every time. You're just so confident and it fails every time

  • @LiesieM
    @LiesieMАй бұрын

    I snickered when Jacob's lens fell out of his glasses, but I laughed out loud when he very calmly and silently took the time to put it back in, then IMMEDIATELY went back into the silly voice and head-smack bit.

  • @toxicpad7768
    @toxicpad7768Ай бұрын

    17:58 "what is this" Roasted

  • @charlestornow8511
    @charlestornow8511Ай бұрын

    No laughing on my end. So I guess I'm the winner.

  • @oddotaku6718
    @oddotaku6718Ай бұрын

    My group for a ruler uses one of our old characters Duster. If you needed a 30ft line, grab the ruler of Dusters. We've gone on to use many forms of VTT's and still prioritize Duster ruler because it's just funnier to us.

  • @skorne741
    @skorne741Ай бұрын

    Love when you do these man, all your content is great

  • @KarmasAB123
    @KarmasAB123Ай бұрын

    Jacob be like: "Reddit exists to make you mad" Me who just sticks to pages I actually like:

  • @SillySeabass
    @SillySeabassАй бұрын

    16:06 came for the house stayed for this guy

  • @OhHeyMarc
    @OhHeyMarc2 күн бұрын

    Jacob: I don't entertain the idea that my dice have personalities or agendas. Also Jacob: But I am careful not to upset them.

  • @alittar8062
    @alittar8062Ай бұрын

    I play the first 1 second of this video every time I need to do homework and have been for the last 13 years. You're such a good mentor and morale booster.

  • @phillipanderson7899
    @phillipanderson7899Ай бұрын

    9:09 No Jacob, it is explicitly stated in the Artificer class that if they discovered gunpowder in the world, Artificers would have been the ones to start making use out of it. That is in both the Ebberon and Tasha's description of the class that they gain Firearm proficiency if the world has gunpowder

  • @Guille2033

    @Guille2033

    Ай бұрын

    Even with that I can't understand how people are so uppity about making their game world more Renaissance-like than Dark Middle Ages 💀 it's a fantasy game, it doesnt matter

  • @phillipanderson7899

    @phillipanderson7899

    Ай бұрын

    @@Guille2033 I can get it. They're going for high fantasy and more modern tech for them tends to not appeal. I personally will give my players in a Curse of Strahd game a laser rifle, depending on if they killed something strong enough for it, and if they rolled high enough to find something like that (Also it's end game stuff and my party has already beaten Strahd twice, I'm not hopeful of his chances)

  • @Darkprosper

    @Darkprosper

    Ай бұрын

    "if they discovered gunpowder in the world" "if the world had gunpowder" Well yeah, that's the point, isn't it. There are many fantasy worlds without gunpowder, including official DnD settings, and you can play an artificer in them. The point is that they don't HAVE to use gunpowder. But they can. Just because you have proficiency with (and perhaps even access to) them doesn't mean you have to use them. Pew-pew wands are so much cooler than guns anyway, if you ask me.

  • @phillipanderson7899

    @phillipanderson7899

    Ай бұрын

    @@Darkprosper the point Jackob was making was that it was other classes that use gunpowder, that artificers just use magic. That was wrong by the books

  • @theholypopechodeii4367

    @theholypopechodeii4367

    Ай бұрын

    @@phillipanderson7899 Nope, the point jacob was making is that artificers are engineers that basically use magic as another branch of physics, they aren't specifically made for steampunk era technology. They would fit into a world with and without gunpowder, in a world with late 800s AD tech and a world with 1800s AD tech, that is the point he was making. 'it is explicitly stated in the Artificer class that if they discovered gunpowder in the world, Artificers would have been the ones to start making use out of it' literally proves his point too, since if they discovered it, they would start using gunpowder with magic.

  • @hearforthemusic9814
    @hearforthemusic9814Ай бұрын

    already seen all the memes from the discord, so ready to see how much you fail Jacob lol

  • @sqoody7invegas625
    @sqoody7invegas625Ай бұрын

    10:21 my first laugh in video from lens falling out. 2nd laugh with his perfect Smeagol impersonation.

  • @bigyoshi5170
    @bigyoshi5170Ай бұрын

    0:02 Sigmas when it’s time to be hateful:

  • @goldenmosquito4093
    @goldenmosquito4093Ай бұрын

    Guess: You’re gonna laugh

  • @waynecarrjr.1187

    @waynecarrjr.1187

    Ай бұрын

    good guess

  • @5t3phan
    @5t3phanАй бұрын

    10:00 I spend quite a bit of time on Reddit. You are exactly correct. That is what we do. It is the main thing we do.

  • @JayJayFlip
    @JayJayFlipАй бұрын

    6:34 me ranting wildly about my one problem player, including the gravely tone-shift cut-in apology.

  • @GrumpyTy34er
    @GrumpyTy34erАй бұрын

    "I don't take stock and anything that would change the randomness in the roll." *Talks about how he has superstitions about treating his dice with respect.*

  • @thecoolestdaniel
    @thecoolestdanielАй бұрын

    34 secs, no views… You fell off fr… 😔💔

  • @Donovarkhallum

    @Donovarkhallum

    Ай бұрын

    Jacob delete this I know you can

  • @henryhere

    @henryhere

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@Donovarkhallumseconded

  • @brianmoyachiuz905

    @brianmoyachiuz905

    Ай бұрын

    Dead meme at this point

  • @wolfmoe7398

    @wolfmoe7398

    Ай бұрын

    Spread positivity, not negativity. I’m sorry your taste has changed. Maybe just move on. At most place a farewell comment. Either that or you are just a troll. In which case “DONT FEED THE TROLLS EVERYONE!!!”

  • @maromania7

    @maromania7

    Ай бұрын

    This meme was garbage even before it was stale.

  • @theodorehunter4765
    @theodorehunter4765Ай бұрын

    Sneak attack with a trebuchet is totally cool so long as the rogue is proficient with trebuchets, the rogue has advantage, and the target is within 30 feet.

  • @CrazyJayThaNinja
    @CrazyJayThaNinjaАй бұрын

    The fucking RAT got me, little bastard thing, haha.

  • @dirtywhitellama
    @dirtywhitellamaАй бұрын

    Thanks for making me laugh, I needed it today as well. I lost it at accidentally built a jeep though. Seems it's not new but I never saw it before!

  • @MigoKazan
    @MigoKazanАй бұрын

    The lens falling off Jacob's glasses was the funniest part of the video, those memes were miserable

  • @thewolfstu
    @thewolfstuАй бұрын

    9:06 it's also good to remember that trying to align our real world history to a fantasy world with a separate history is just not really applicable for a LOT of reasons... the most obvious one being they are different worlds. Man, if we ever find the ruins of an alien civilization on another planet, it'll be hilarious seeing people trying to theorize their history from an Earth-centric view. XD

  • @geminimaxxim
    @geminimaxxim26 күн бұрын

    I like to go back to these videos sometimes when I need a silly chortle, and the funniest parts are always when it gets personal. Like, that reaction to Melissa was so visceral, Reddit could never produce that emotion

  • @middlemonster
    @middlemonsterАй бұрын

    I feel you man, suspense is killing me. My anxiety is hollowing out my insides.

  • @VincentMcmanus.
    @VincentMcmanus.Ай бұрын

    20:28 sure, that'll protect you from puncture damage and slashing damage, but you're still gonna take bludgeoning damage.

  • @Tletna
    @TletnaАй бұрын

    The moment he knocks his lens out I simultaneously had an 'oh no' knee jerk reaction (cause that's also happened to me) but also an urge to laugh because the comedic timing was so so nice.

  • @borregospringsbs
    @borregospringsbsАй бұрын

    I LMAO for real when you knocked your glasses lens out 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Mr.Monkeyreal7
    @Mr.Monkeyreal7Ай бұрын

    More try not to laugh videos!! Love ‘em

  • @leonardhollsten8145
    @leonardhollsten8145Ай бұрын

    Jacob. You mentioning that artificers are from Eberron and are not just gunpowder or engineering people gives me such unmatched joy. I bless you for this sweet crumb of righteousness in a world misbegotten of it.

  • @whakadabellgate5699
    @whakadabellgate5699Ай бұрын

    The rat! The rat! I am so glad you played it a second time XD

  • @andrejrozmaring
    @andrejrozmaringАй бұрын

    perfect ending, and very in-character for what Tarzan would say after suffering a broken bone (or several) "Noooo!"

  • @cyanic3148
    @cyanic3148Ай бұрын

    7:23 jake just put "firecube" in my head and I want it out

  • @ashtongiertz8728
    @ashtongiertz8728Ай бұрын

    16:53 where did you get those, Timmy? What did you do with the bodies, Timmy?!

  • @zeroboros934
    @zeroboros934Ай бұрын

    glad to see this isn't a rehash of the last memes video because its just ranting for several minutes

  • @DasWarVorbestimmt
    @DasWarVorbestimmtАй бұрын

    The Gunslinger is not an artificer, but a fighter subclass

  • @reyelle529
    @reyelle52929 күн бұрын

    "im about to reddit:" is my new favorite phrase and i will annoy my friends w it everytime i have a hyperfixation moment.

  • @vankampwn674
    @vankampwn674Ай бұрын

    I'm just shocked it was *that* easy for you to pop your glasses lens back into place, with my frames it's a whole ordeal 😂

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