Trump Unveils More Incredibly Sad NFTs, Shameless Fox News Settles with Dominion & A.I. Takes Over
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We pay tribute to dependents everywhere in honor of Tax Day, Southwest Airlines had another snafu that left flights grounded for about thirty minutes, Fox and Dominion Voting Systems settled for 787.5 million dollars, Donald Trump posted on Instagram for the first time since the day before the insurrection to unveil a second round of Trump NFTs, if you buy all 47 cards you get to have dinner with him at Mar-a-Lago, Congressman Greg Steube of Florida really lit up the night on Newsmax by endorsing Donald J. Chump, A.I. is everywhere all of a sudden and Jimmy’s friend Jake Tapper has been making A.I. paintings of him, there is a new song by “Drake” and “The Weeknd” that was largely created by artificial intelligence, and Trump pays tribute to “The Phantom of Opera.”
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The FCC should toss Fox off the air for calling itself news.
@unicornmilk6158
Жыл бұрын
I hate that they settled. The world needed to hear everything coming out of discovery phase. It doesn't help America.
@SidewaysY
Жыл бұрын
@@unicornmilk6158There's another suit from another company that's promised to not settle. Thank goodness!
@adb888
Жыл бұрын
Funny thing is even Faux doesn't say they do news...
@johnscott2849
Жыл бұрын
@@unicornmilk6158 Yea but they have opened themselves up for more by admitting what they done. There are more lawsuits against them . I also expect more to be filed against them just because they settled.
@thegamingrailfan7905
Жыл бұрын
You might want to think about what you are saying they were bought by disney and they got The simpsons too so...
Ugh I'm so sick of the orange man 🤬
@def717
Жыл бұрын
I call him the orange monster. He is hardly a man. Or human.
The Dominion suit had the potential to change America for the better. The WORLD even. Such a shame it was settled 😞
@elizabethchase8725
Жыл бұрын
To them that was CHUMP CHANGE!😢
@tomb613
Жыл бұрын
This is only the first lawsuit. Smartmatic is suing FoxNews for close to 2 billion dollars. We still have hope for actual accountability!!
@lefaivre
Жыл бұрын
I don't see how. There was a camera ban in the courtroom, Fox would have appealed for years, Federal Judges generally reduce large payouts (so there is a high chance Dominion would have gotten less), all they could get was financial compensation and to me the worst would have been the harassment and threats towards any Dominion employees that would have to go testify. I don't see how this outcome is any different than if they went to trial especially with all the information that has already been released. Now there is the potential for others to use this lawsuit and settlement towards a lawsuit of their own who don't have the pockets of a company worth $80 million.
@kkrolf2782
Жыл бұрын
Dahm straight!! I want part of any settlement to be to PERMANENTLY B A N every “cast member” from the Fox ENTERTAINMENT Company from E V E R APPEARING ON A N Y AUDIO OR VIDEO AIRWAVE EVER AGAIN!!!
@dub3dude
Жыл бұрын
@@kkrolf2782 "cast member" 👌
NFTeeny little hands 🤣 More comedy gold from Kimmel. Great opener 🙌
$787 Million is waay too little with respect to the amount of damage Fox has done !
@8088I
Жыл бұрын
"Wokism" is just another Term for the"Third Enlightenment." The GOPee would rather kick All of our hard won Human and Civil Rights back Dowwn to the bottomless Pit - of the MediEvil [Sic] Abyss😱. "300," styyle!
@lawrencelampke6007
Жыл бұрын
Agreed
@aubrey1633
Жыл бұрын
The other lawsuit is for 2.7 Billion. It's not over yet.
@judithacena4330
Жыл бұрын
I watch the press after the settlement,many more lawsuits coming supposedly
@danielabilez3619
Жыл бұрын
It was what was agreed to. The billion plus initially asked for was too steep. Approach able, but to steep
Jimmy basically said what I thought about Dominion. I thought it was about exposing the truth. Even if they didn’t acknowledge it after. Not money. I wanted those words “out there.” Those hosts lose NOTHING.
@peaceloveharmony7213
Жыл бұрын
They DID expose the truth AND they’re guaranteed $787.5M. Because Fox News settled, they cannot appeal the case if they lost at trial. They must pay Dominion. Fox’s emails, texts, and all their depositions are on record now. I’ll say it till I’m blue in the face, Jimmy Kimmel was wrong on this.
I love Jimmy. He keeps it more real than anyone. Thanks for saying what we are all saying Jimmy!!
@danmcgriff1421
Жыл бұрын
He reads off of cue cards he has a whole writing staff get real
@frankvelez4997
Жыл бұрын
@@danmcgriff1421 hi I'm Loretta De Los Rios using Frank's account to make this comment with his permission. I wish these liberals would get some real education. 🙏🇺🇲🤲
@ZoeMango
Жыл бұрын
@@danmcgriff1421 lol yes… the same cue cards he *works with his team of writers to create*
@solowcello
Жыл бұрын
@@danmcgriff1421 so do the other Late Night hosts - but Jimmy does it better
I really wish the Fox v Dominion case had gone to trial. I would have liked to see the pundits on the stand explaining themselves. I'm sad about the ongoing issues with Southwest Airlines. They have been my favorite airline for over a decade. I had no idea things were being held together so poorly. WTF?
@jasonderijk6868
Жыл бұрын
Don't be too sad Fox vs Smartmatic is about to start and it is 2.7 billion
@netgnostic1627
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, I heard they were buying their duct tape at Dollarama. I'm sure they're going to invest in the very finest duct tape from now on.
@kenrickeason
Жыл бұрын
Man.... Fox knew they didn't have a dog in this fight.. They were willing to give up that money to not look stupid in court.. Damn it man! I wish Dominion took it to court..
@kenrickeason
Жыл бұрын
@@jasonderijk6868 Smartmatic, PLEASE DON'T SETTLE!!
@JohnDough-yr2zt
Жыл бұрын
They already did.
Are people totally insane to even think of buying those 'virtual' cards, this is beyond anything comprehensible!
@jnb756
Жыл бұрын
they buy them up with PAC money so the cash goes directly into Trump's pocket
@Ganiscol
Жыл бұрын
Just wait for the Prison Edition! I'd buy that! 😂
@barryulrich2170
Жыл бұрын
@@Ganiscol His face pushed up against the bars and Bubba smiling behind him...that would be a collectors item.
@Ganiscol
Жыл бұрын
@@barryulrich2170 The possibilities are endless! 😅
@civil_villain
Жыл бұрын
Jimmy and every other late night host, especially John Oliver, NEED to buy enough cards to all have dinner with him!
I have had at least 6 each of Drumpf's NFT cards... I screen capture each one and reproduce them in Adobe, then print them out on cheap HP printer paper and use them to light my fireplace.
@Slick1869
Жыл бұрын
Wow you tell him 🤓 really making a big difference spending your own money to do that
@maryvallettakeith6146
Жыл бұрын
What a waste of time, ink and paper.
@eltorocal
Жыл бұрын
@@Slick1869 I guess the $you sent for his "Build the Wall" bologna really made a difference? HELL, almost 5 miles of NEW wall went up in 4 years.... but hey, We, The People know how much you LOVE his Lies, and how he goes crazy $pending Your donation$... Reich?
@JBond-zf4dj
Жыл бұрын
@@maryvallettakeith6146 I think it's a joke, you don't have to get upset.
@gaypatterson4446
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
Thank God for people like you Jimmy...I'm canadian and I love your show, especially the trump exposures...
Foxs statement after the settlement was hilarious, hold to highest standards😂😂😂
@JustBob5150
Жыл бұрын
When reporting their statement, Jake Tapper could not keep a straight face. Check it out on KZread
@czechmate784
Жыл бұрын
Since when?😂😂😂😂😂
@paulhollowell9966
Жыл бұрын
And no one watches cnn lol !!!
@dannyleo4791
Жыл бұрын
@@paulhollowell9966 MAGA
@jinxterpinxter
Жыл бұрын
Highest JOURNALISTIC standards. 😂😂
One of the darkest times in American history... #45! What a joke
@johnbrown6189
Жыл бұрын
What the joke is how #45 ever got to the White House and all the people that voted for him.
@ursulasoames8602
Жыл бұрын
@@CSPORTPDX😂😂😂👍
@rzz9594
Жыл бұрын
Hack job And the saddest part ., a comedian doesn’t even need an intro or punchline when joking about agent Orange. Just mention his name and people will laugh , scream or throw- up on their shoes .. automatically.
@Mike-nq1rt
Жыл бұрын
No president is perfect, but your mumbling Biden is the one who really wrecked this country, so you and jimmy can stuff it
@rzz9594
Жыл бұрын
@@CSPORTPDX The toilet paper stuck to his shoe walking up the ladder to air farts one . And waving buh - bye .. 😮
NFT = No F-ing Thankyou.
I’m disappointed by the settlement. I wanted to see all the anchors, executives, and producers take the stand one by one and answer for their behavior. I want to see this thing dragged out until they’re entirely bankrupt.
Thank you for this, Jimmy. I'm Canadian and extremely ashamed of Dominion taking the money. I thought we were better than that... so I still learn something new every day.
@peaceloveharmony7213
Жыл бұрын
They wanted to expose Fox and get paid for damages. They got both. And they’re not finished yet. They’ve got lawsuits against Powell, Lindell, Giuliani, Newsmax and OANN too. This settlement by Fox will help bolster their other cases. Had this trial continued, Fox would appeal the decision anyway (if they’d lost) and it would drag on and on. Truth and Justice won the day. ✌🏼
@KKPR533
Жыл бұрын
If you were given a billion dollar for free you would also take it😁😁...christmas and retirement came early😅
@deborahbarry8458
Жыл бұрын
I think they knew that tRump would otherwise keep it in the courts forever.
Damn Jimmy absolutely nailed how everyone is feeling about that settlement. How could money have been the only thing they wanted, and why settle for less than half when you could've easily gotten the full total and then some? You were the chosen one Dominion, you were supposed the destroy the Faux.
@unfortunately_fortunate2000
Жыл бұрын
are you serious or do you need a refresher on how corporations see the world? don't be upset because YOU made their lawsuit about right and wrong, the only reason dominion would be upset about what fox said about is because it impacted their profits, that's it that's all.
@thedon9670
Жыл бұрын
A win for capitalism and a loss for democracy. Dominion has o interest in what's right, just making money.
@TracedaBassman
Жыл бұрын
Expecting corporations to do the right thing is sort of naive, isn’t it?
@Quyzbuk86
Жыл бұрын
@@unfortunately_fortunate2000 You're forgetting something with your extra cynical view, they've now hurt their own reputation among the people who otherwise had their back because they cashed out like this. Trust, credibility, and so on takes forever to earn back... and if their services are suddenly frowned upon by even more people, forget profits, their entire livelihood is now at risk. They could've had their cake and eaten it too here while staying true to the late-stage capitalism mantra of having ALL the money.
@jojorockzzz1211
Жыл бұрын
@Quyzbuk you think dominion will get cancelled? Bro they supply big corporations, government, etc not common people that you can sway with social media, I really doubt this will have any effect on their future sales
When it comes the nft cards. I thought the garbage pail kids in the 80’s was cringe worthy, I’ve been proven wrong
@mushusmom1239
Жыл бұрын
@@CSPORTPDX only for someone just as delusional as trump.
@WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone
Жыл бұрын
@@CSPORTPDX They are worth 1/2 of that amount as of today.
@alisonbird5491
Жыл бұрын
@@CSPORTPDX The only reply to that is; "A fool and his money are soon parted"!
@matthewconrad2908
Жыл бұрын
He probably loves his own image more than his own version of the Jerry Lewis vehicle The Patsy
With enough money you don't ever have to worry about accountability.
I'm Dutch, and I'm flabbergasted by the fact that this Giant Pumpkin has actually been the president of the U.S.
Love it! Tantrum of the Opera 😂 You always keep us laughing, Jimmy 😅
Yeah I thought this lawsuit was gonna be about truth and justice... But ...
@joshk.6246
Жыл бұрын
It was only about the American way. Gotta have that money!
@mariaangelova8275
Жыл бұрын
@@joshk.6246 Disappointing to say the least.
@andikasic4793
Жыл бұрын
Capitalism at it‘s best….companies don’t care about democracy.
@thedon9670
Жыл бұрын
America has once again sold itself out for the $$$
@kenrickeason
Жыл бұрын
I'm so disappointed right now.. Fox News is buying and destroying America..
How his cult cannot see that it's all a grift is astonishing. He knows he's going to prison and he's really doubling down on the grifting.
All of his NFTs point out things he could never, ever be.
“We will finish what Dominion started.” - Smartmatic 😆👍
@IndependentConversations
Жыл бұрын
Please God I hope so
@wrstew1272
Жыл бұрын
Ohhhh yeaaaa😊. Can’t wait to see that!
@zoeydeu2261
Жыл бұрын
Hoping for this from Australia too. Murdoch has destroyed UK (with Brexit) and Australia too
@stevenphilpott1493
Жыл бұрын
make them admit they pushed lies om live tv
@theresam.1886
Жыл бұрын
From your mouth to God’s ears!
Now for the Smartmatic court hearing!
@jackderipper2233
Жыл бұрын
Hoping the consequences will be bigger than just cash.
Seriously, can someone explain who hands over money for those Trump NFTs? The man is a complete bastard! Power to you!
@grumpynold
Жыл бұрын
he buys them himself. 😂
@SchoolforHackers
Жыл бұрын
Money laundering.
@guitarcatlind6075
Жыл бұрын
@@SchoolforHackers Actually, that would be the first smart thing Trump has ever done.
I find such joy in Jimmy’s show. In this depressing time with sick Republicans, he can make me laugh! Thank you Jimmy!
Happy for Dominion won on the lawsuit, but I wish they didn't settled.
@tx_gal6518
Жыл бұрын
The settlement means the judgement can’t be appealed and the $ amount can’t be reduced and should help win related suits. The lawyers said they’re going after individuals next. That will be interesting seeing Rudy and Mr Pillow in court defending themselves and whomever else.
@seffishestopal5950
Жыл бұрын
@@tx_gal6518 that would be comedy gold.
@UnRaT3Dx
Жыл бұрын
Beta male liberal
@bvm3925
Жыл бұрын
Dominion isn't finished. They have a list of people they're going after including Mike the pillow guy.
Dominion’s case against Fox was never what was going to save democracy. We, the people, need to do that work.
@willamsmurphy
Жыл бұрын
I pray to God to give you a lot of beautiful days and I hope God bless you to have a great day. I’m willams by name from Overbrook Philadelphia and you where are you from..
"Donald J Chump" 😂 "A Fraud-ian Slip" Omg!!🤣
Not only seliing the picture of him bbqing which he's never done, but with a dog which he refuses to own.
@squeaky7798
Жыл бұрын
And dogs across the world are grateful!
@anthonyrousseau8050
Жыл бұрын
I'm almost worried he put literal dog meat in those hot dogs & hamburgers and the black dog on his right is his livestock.
@sheilaboston7051
Жыл бұрын
Well, he wasn't an astronaut either!
I've been calling him Donald J. Chump for years. I feel vindicated... 🤣
@UncleEbenezer77
Жыл бұрын
I’ve called him Trumplethinskin since about late ‘15. And eventually, the Trumptator. And Trumpy the Clown. And the Swindler in Chief. And the Grand Poobah of Douchebaggery. And the former guy.
@UncleEbenezer77
Жыл бұрын
@@CSPORTPDX Gaslighting, how typical of a Trumpkin. Goebbels would’ve loved you.
@philmickelsonscalves7585
Жыл бұрын
@@CSPORTPDX these people are incredible😂😂😂😂 almost 3 years now and trumps still the only person they talk about. Can’t wait for the meltdowns in 24
@Ceerads
Жыл бұрын
It’s his voters who are chumps.
@UncleEbenezer77
Жыл бұрын
@@philmickelsonscalves7585 “meltdown”? So you’re here because you like Kimmel, eh?
He cant see how ridiculous these NTFs make him look
The 3 kings had me crying, too funny
Fox: It’s been a horrible week: 🤦♂️ Smartmatic & Fox’s shareholders: You ain’t seen nothing yet 😆
What can I say? Thank you Jimmy for lifting me up from the depths of despair!
@mariepanimdim4303
Жыл бұрын
Ditto❤
@rakhis2575
Жыл бұрын
Are All Americans like that don’t care what’s really going on in their country 🙈😅
@HF1.0
Жыл бұрын
Cry me a river lmao.
@Anna-tj7mp
Жыл бұрын
And not just during covid either.
The Great Pumpkin. Jimmy brings joy to millions everytime he opens his mouth.
The fact that Fox didn't have to apologise on the air is insane.... Who cares about money, the money is not important but the damage this group has done has to be held account....
Love Jimmy, Guillermo, and crew! Thank you for making us laugh! 🤗🩵🩵🩵
@rakhis2575
Жыл бұрын
They have a big hand in dividing Americans they get paid to
@UnRaT3Dx
Жыл бұрын
Only ones laughing are lunatic left wing Karens
@HF1.0
Жыл бұрын
What was the funny part? I must have missed it. Oops.
Shame on Dominion. This trial needed to happen. Now it is just kicking the can down the road until Fox gets caught in another lie. Had their balls in a vice and let them out...
@julesmasseffectmusic
Жыл бұрын
Why do you expect a defamation case to provide criminal justice? Are you aware that civil and criminal and different?
@unfortunately_fortunate2000
Жыл бұрын
you do know smartmatic is also suing, right? & regardless of the settlement the dominion suit has done immense damage to fox's reputation
@thedon9670
Жыл бұрын
@@unfortunately_fortunate2000 only to people who already know fox is bad news. fox's own viewship will never hear anything about this.
@elizabethellis9062
Жыл бұрын
And then didn’t share with their low level employees who got the worst of the abuse. Complete jerks.
@notpurrfect6397
Жыл бұрын
@@unfortunately_fortunate2000 not to Fox viewers.
As part of the settlement I would have liked to see everyone associated with Fox be told that they must leave their shoes. It would be so funny to watch all those guys walking out the building with no shoes.
How can these people who purchase these things not go out in the rear of their trailers and just burn money! Same thing!
@willamsmurphy
Жыл бұрын
I pray to God to give you a lot of beautiful days and I hope God bless you to have a great day. I’m willams by name from Overbrook Philadelphia and you where are you from.
Honestly, I can see the Elvis homage, seeing as how DJT will likely die on a toilet too
@gaypatterson4446
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@mesaeddie
Жыл бұрын
Choking on his dinner.
Indicted Don: Everybody cried for me. Police officer in court: Never happened 😆
@dyent
Жыл бұрын
Poor Donny has never been able to tell the difference between tears of joy and tears of sadness. Just ask Melania.
@strangemanmtd8350
Жыл бұрын
That guy that endorsed him just jumped on the chump train.
@gl15col
Жыл бұрын
They were crying from joy; like so many of us they never thought they'd see the day he had to show up in court.
@egarza9241
Жыл бұрын
Donald Trump “motorboating” Rudy Giuliani in his drag persona, Rudia💃
@joydvm.8314
Жыл бұрын
Trump is mentally sick and if he says they were crying in his head they were crying 🤣😭😢😂
Oh my goodness I just started this show and the lady falling on the skates cracked me up it’s like 4 o’clock in the morning the first time I try to rollerblade I went like 100 feet sat on the fKin pavement turned around and said oh hell no
The bed with the kids was freaking hilarious Jimmy I loved it. Thank you for keeping us laughing
The shameless orange 🍊 never seizes from the grift.
Thanks for keeping it Real Jimmy 👍💯🙏🌎🙏🇺🇸
@danmcgriff1421
Жыл бұрын
If you mean being a left-wing hack is keeping it real then you're right
"Golden Butt Plug" - OMG, I'm dying over here!
Damn… I really thought there was a chance my grandparents could get pulled out of his cult. Ugh
I have absolutely no idea why anyone would ever pay for any NFT much less one of the orange one.
@JustBob5150
Жыл бұрын
Help me understand what people would do with an NFT.
Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air, you rock Jimmy 🤗 😊♥️👍
@AR-ed3xw
Жыл бұрын
This is sad, I can't help but think you are talking to yourself with these two accounts.
@Steven-re3tx
Жыл бұрын
@@AR-ed3xw You are sad.
@AR-ed3xw
Жыл бұрын
@Steven not as sad as you hitting that enter and space that many times while making that clever comment!
@Steven-re3tx
Жыл бұрын
ENJOY.
@TimothyBeadle369
Жыл бұрын
His ratings say otherwise
That's the price of the democracy! As some wise man has said, "everything has a price". For Drumph it's $0.
1:58 Yeah, that kid totally got himself into the corner of that 5 ft high fish tank by himself, and not only was he able to somehow climb up the vertical face and step in feet first, he did it without so much as making a splash. Good thing the parent just happened to decide to record a walkthrough of their home at the exact moment this happened, otherwise we would have never seen this extremely real moment along with the extremely real reaction of surprise.
Anytime they say "it isn't about the money" it's about the money.
Thought this was just a sketch, ended up being a roast. Well done Sir.
I was, and am really pissed about the faux settlement.
@mariahgrimes207
Жыл бұрын
I’m not mad, just disappointed 😞
@peaceloveharmony7213
Жыл бұрын
Why? The settlement means that Fox/Murdoch can’t appeal the case if a jury found them guilty of defamation. Now they HAVE to pay Dominion. There’s no getting out of it. It also helps Dominion in their lawsuits against Powell, Lindell, and Giuliani. ✌🏼 Jimmy’s comment about Dominion was not very well thought out.
@ericb9804
Жыл бұрын
@@peaceloveharmony7213 Powell, Lindell, and Giuliani aren't the largest news network in America, which is why no one cares if they are sued into oblivion. And Murdoch has plenty of money either way - no one other than Dominion cares if he "pays" or not. Our whole hope was to make Fox news admit, in court, in no uncertain terms, that they deliberately lied in an attempt to manipulate. So now, rather that taking a step toward reclaiming journalistic integrity for everyone, we instead just get to watch them go back to being overtly manipulative becasue they are rich, rich, rich. No. This is a disaster and I hope Dominion chokes on it.
That young lad in the aquarium did what I always wanted to do!
Dumps grift is absolutely fantastic, he has really tapped in to Idiotville.
"Billionaire" Defendant trump has a Go-Fund-Me page for "prison approved" Depends.
It’s humiliating to see the guy that spent 4 year’s in our Oval Office selling pictures of his head photoshopped on to cartoon characters.
@stevenphilpott1493
Жыл бұрын
he is a very bad cartoon all by himself,just look at the hair! he should be the new donald mc dummy
@scottwright388
Жыл бұрын
@@Balletified even more humiliating is there are people that want him back in the oval office.
@Mondfischli
Жыл бұрын
...is there a snake oil salesmen convention somewhere? He's the king of grifters forever 😂
@nathanhan2089
Жыл бұрын
respected by leaders, the world over....not
@DeathBYDesign666
Жыл бұрын
People buy these things and they aren't even good photoshopped images, they look like something that came from the 90s. Take if from me, this is really basic stuff here. This is nothing you can't do on the most basic version of Photoshop, even then it's possible to do much better.
Well said Jimmy! Good to see them have to cough-up though - they’ve set a precedent: and they won’t be the last…
I’m saving this one just for the “Previously on Jimmy Kimmel Live” opening clip. Thanks for the giggles.
I relate to the roller blade lady. That's how my life is going in a nutshell.
🤣🤣🤣 thank you for this monologue. I needed this
My new nickname for the President Cheeto is DJ Chump. Love it!
The Tantrum of The Opera! Fits Trumpy to a T. Waiting for the next indictment songs.
Those NFTs that are worth less than nothing, showing him in the worst photo shopped pictures doing things he's never has and never will do. Trying to make himself look smarter, cooler, and tougher than he is or ever will be. These NFTs are what he sees in his head.
Some kids are more of a write-off than others.
@tvdinner325
Жыл бұрын
Dim Jr.?
Anyone who sends that creep their money deserves to lose it. King of Hearts 🤮
I want that Tantrum Of The Opera poster! 😂
Lock all the Trump grifters up NOW while we still have our republic!
@felixnewman2473
Жыл бұрын
ok simp!
@elizabethbailey5203
Жыл бұрын
That might be the only we can keep it.😢
@davidhall6934
Жыл бұрын
They need to lock up all democratic voters so this country can get back to normalcy..........
@Dr.VinnyBoombatz-xn6tl
Жыл бұрын
Republic, what republic?? That all got destroyed when you liberal lemmings voted for obama...
@lvgk8898
Жыл бұрын
@nellie Lock all the ignorant msm sheep like Nellie up NOW before the next rigged election!!🐑🐑
I could never see Trump owning a pet, or showing any affection to anyone else's pet unless it was going to get him some brownie points.
@roystonmason9125
Жыл бұрын
@@CSPORTPDX ever see trump with a dog or cat? MOFO
@LA-ql1bc
Жыл бұрын
@@CSPORTPDX do YOU know trump personally or just troll for him?
@nofybn7794
Жыл бұрын
@@CSPORTPDX Don't need to troll, it is as obvious as the sun hat he is like.
@RITA7936
Жыл бұрын
Well he's got Matt Gatz and Lindsey Graham to show his affection to, and they are loving it😅 and Kevin McCarthy's got his nose right in there as well😅😅
@elmolewis9123
Жыл бұрын
@@CSPORTPDX let me guess... Russian?
... honestly, DOMINION should've INSISTED on collecting full payment and only agree to NOTHING more than a cent in discount.
It amazes me that people waste their money on the cards!
Trump needs to be watched every second of the day . He's grifting as much as he can with hopes to leave the country probably
@kathrynnicolau8513
Жыл бұрын
He is too dangerous to be allowed out of the country!
@elgatoblueshirts6686
Жыл бұрын
I’m a liberal. Today, I got an email begging for money from trump! I reported a spam and deleted! Enough is enough! Lock the grifter up!
@kkrolf2782
Жыл бұрын
O M G !!! DO WE DARE H O P E FOR T H A T SCENARIO?!? I’ll CONTRIBUTE funds toward building “the wall” to keep El Lardo Presidente O U T of these once United States!!!
@Slick1869
Жыл бұрын
@@kkrolf2782 so you’re saying walls work?
@chiggins4399
Жыл бұрын
@Selphish99 Well, prison walls do
I think it's hilarious that he had them enlarge his hands tenfold. Wouldn't expect anything less from Tiny Hands.
@nickhughes8179
Жыл бұрын
@@CSPORTPDX they're absolutely tiny for a 6'4" 300+ lb man. Trump's hands on Trump look like someone attached toddler hands to Andre The Giant's arms.
@Starbeoghtuser3475
Жыл бұрын
Seriously, they look like marionette hands. NEVER seen such small hands on grown man. 😅
when that lamp shades lands on her head ... its really a great summary of how politicians trying to do something with common sense
Jimmy nailed it with the Fox trial soliloquy.
no matter if the flag is horizontal or vertical the stars are always suposed to be on the upper left, I saw at least 6 screwups in those cards. shouldn't someone that claims to love the flag know this?
@johnbrown6189
Жыл бұрын
America needs to see a shrink about their obsession with a flag while the place is going to pot.
Thank you for calling out Dominion! Well said!
@JohnDough-yr2zt
Жыл бұрын
Why is the role of law enforcement forced onto a private company? It’s not Dominion’s job to maintain law and order in America. Where is the DOJ?
@maureengreen617
Жыл бұрын
Dominion? He called out Fox.
@nik-ev3eh
Жыл бұрын
@@JohnDough-yr2zt defamation,is a civil offense
@terri6854
Жыл бұрын
@@maureengreen617 He called out both.
@terri6854
Жыл бұрын
@@JohnDough-yr2zt Nothing was being "forced on" them. They had an opportunity to do something great, historical, and essential for the country and they chose not to.
I loved the "Are they worth it"? Very funny.
@willamsmurphy
Жыл бұрын
I pray to God to give you a lot of beautiful days and I hope God bless you to have a great day. I’m willams by name from Overbrook Philadelphia and you where are you from.?
The look on the kid's face who is standing inside the aquarium! 😂
Bless his liddle heart. He's so generous.
Lock 🔐 him up
The dependents OMG laughing til I cry😂😂😂
@willamsmurphy
Жыл бұрын
I pray to God to give you a lot of beautiful days and I hope God bless you to have a great day. I’m willams by name from Overbrook Philadelphia and you where are you from?
I'll never see Guillermo the same after hearing what he did with his dogs. (And then lie about it...)
@willamsmurphy
Жыл бұрын
I pray to God to give you a lot of beautiful days and I hope God bless you to have a great day. I’m willams by name from Overbrook Philadelphia and you where are you from..
F Dominion. Not even an apology. Why settled? 🤬
@paulcallahan7727
Жыл бұрын
Because most of the higher echelon of dominion are probably republican, just greedy.
@PeterSedesse
Жыл бұрын
800 million dollars to a company that makes less than 50 million a year.
I laughed so hard at that baby rolling into that cake 😂😂😂😂
@lowbird7947
Жыл бұрын
Why would you put a baby next to a cake
@StuftBanana
Жыл бұрын
Your mentioning it made me laugh all over again. 😄😄😄😆
@TentinQuarantino_
Жыл бұрын
The person who made that dubious decision is also responsible for raising that kid to adulthood. Good luck, kid.
@mooslionheart
Жыл бұрын
You know the parents are going to show that tape to his prom date when he grows up🦊
@vivianminney586
Жыл бұрын
@@lowbird7947 : That head weigh more than his body. I hope that head did not come from natural birth. LOL
This is the 3rd or 4th week where the Jimmy Kimmel videos randomly stop working and I have to fast forward to watch the rest. Grr.
Jimmy please buy the ‘cards’ and eat dinner there!!!!
🎯 with that “The Tantrum of the Opera” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jimmy is such an American. Never seen before. Best of the best. He makes America great again. No, not again, he is already something. He is definitely not a cabbage, he is something like a steak. Well done, Jimmy.
These monologues r FIRE 🔥 😂😂😂
The dinner will probably consist of Big Macs,French Fries and a small Coke.
I'm sure this will hurt Fox and set them on the straight and narrow just like it did with Alex Jones. 🙄
@jackderipper2233
Жыл бұрын
Fox news spent the entire day apologizing to their viewers for misleading them about the 2020 election, fired all hosts involved in spreading The Big Lie and vowed to do better in the future...
@Schmidtelpunkt
Жыл бұрын
Compared to how fighting it out just at the time of renegotiating cable contracts would have hurt this is a perfect win for Fox. This is the best they could have gotten under any circumstances and they got to. Now they will regroup and finally deliver the coup de grâce to that decaying society.
@aliciafraser1835
Жыл бұрын
@@Schmidtelpunkt I very much doubt that. While they WILL continue to due harm to the USA, I doubt any sort of "Coup de grace" is on the horizon for them. They have only their most loyal base looking toward them, and even many of those eyes are starting to get tired of what they're constantly seeing. I doubt fox will ever truly die, but they certainly are loosing power. I just wish we didn't have to keep dealing with them.
@peaceloveharmony7213
Жыл бұрын
It does hurt Fox. We’ve seen the texts, emails, and info from the depositions. Fox/Murdoch can’t appeal this either. Alex Jones, on the other hand, went to trial. Now he can, and is, appealing the judgment against him. ✌🏼
I didn’t realize Jake Tapper had such a zany sense of humor 😂
@seffishestopal5950
Жыл бұрын
You haven't watched enough television then.
@JustBob5150
Жыл бұрын
Several years ago I worked with him for 2 days in Los Angeles. He really is a nice guy and has a great sense of humor.
The issue with Tucker, Maria et al is will any other media ever hire them if they loose their job!
Damn, Jimmy! Those were my exact thoughts as soon as I heard of "the settlement."