I had got a Jay walking ticket but I hired Rudy giuliani and he was able to bring it down to a attempted murder charge

@1989TaylorsVersiom

6 жыл бұрын

Abram Porras 🤣🤣🤣

@maryleedeferrari7020

6 жыл бұрын

Omg, that is priceless, Abram . . . :) LMFAO

@DIESEL0759

5 жыл бұрын

+Abram Porras Keep in mind, however, I'm still learning the facts of your case. As soon as I get them all figured out, we can go for maybe Involuntary manslaughter.

FACTS.... [BUFFERING]

@bernardoheusi6146

6 жыл бұрын

FARTS... [PLFTTTT]

@Jimmy_Jones

6 жыл бұрын

This is the weirdest video on KZread for buffering. kzread.info/dash/bejne/pYyLrMmOpdjAps4.html After the first buffer it will buffer nearly every 5 seconds. At least 80 different people have the same issue on different speed internet.

@Cyromantik

6 жыл бұрын

I think he lives on the 404 error page.

@azshadow32

6 жыл бұрын

TheCstar07 🤣😂😂😂😂 And we thought only video streaming would buffer smh🤔😕😞

This is one of the best monologues in a while. Colbert is smart, sharp, and funny, as the ship sinks.

So let’s get this right: The president of the United States’ high profile lawyer went on TV and directly contradicted what the President had said previously. The president then backed that new “truth” up. 24hrs later, the president went on TV and called both his lawyer and himself a liar. Meanwhile, the lawyer is still out there talking on TV saying more or less a different thing every time: it had nothing to do with the campaign/he didn’t know/he did know/it did actually help the campaign Somehow, despite the obvious lies and contradictions, that guy is still his lawyer and the president is still president. We live in insane times.

@mattathiasmacabees6416

5 жыл бұрын

And it's about to get much much much worse.

@jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491

Жыл бұрын

"alternative facts"

I didn't know "It's my first day on the job" was an acceptable defense. I need to speak to my lawyer, clearly burning down that children's ward wasn't my fault.

@jose9th

6 жыл бұрын

TheCstar07 that and when that statement was made, he had already been working with him for more than a week...

@FuyuBiyori

6 жыл бұрын

He stole that line from Homer Simpson. "It's my first day"

@TimeandMonotony

6 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of George Costanza's excuse for getting caught having sex with the janitor on his desk at work: "Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell ya, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frowned upon...."

@autohmae

6 жыл бұрын

What is amazing, he should know.. he's a lawyer. ;-)

@stevecampbell9670

6 жыл бұрын

Just make sure that your lawyer isn't Rudy Giuliani.

Do they realize that constantly changing the story puts them in an even more negative light.

@Asher_Tye

6 жыл бұрын

223Drone a theory is going around that they're deliberately muddying the water to keep the facts from coming to light later.

@jonahlynx94

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah but his supporters don't care, so honestly this changes nothing.

$130,000 isn't much money? Apparently this is how the rich think when they're paying to save their own reputation or political career. But if 130 minimum wage employees want a 50 cent an hour raise, it's a hell of a lot of money and could ruin the company.

@essentialworker2553

6 жыл бұрын

Yup, not much at all. It's only about how much a minimum wage earner could make if they saved every cent after working for a quick and easy 5 years.

@schadenfreude3236

6 жыл бұрын

Maryanne Slater - Right? Kind of sad that $130k is throwaway money to people telling the rest of us that minimum wage doesn't need to rise at all to meet the current cost of living. XD

@ryanjapan3113

5 жыл бұрын

Maryanne Slater I get your point but I don’t think 50 cents would ruin a company

@Siathuan

5 жыл бұрын

@@ryanjapan3113 I think you didn't get her point, actually, since that's exactly what she was saying.

@ryanjapan3113

5 жыл бұрын

Siathuan she was talking about how the rich see money differently than the non rich

Thanks Late Show for giving me a laugh during this sad, sad time of American existence.

I think I have what it takes to be a lawyer.

@pamelacass9642

6 жыл бұрын

Viet Nguyen We all do, but if our parents liked us, they beat it the hell out of us. Just sayin'. 😆

@jmcnern3342

6 жыл бұрын

Viet Nguyen p

@mimimarcus

6 жыл бұрын

Can you lie at all times in all places? Congrats, you're now Trump's next personal lawyer.

"How could I know if he would take the Fifth? He'd have to divorce the Third and the Fourth!" Could Stephen be more savage haha

@jrozay3788

6 жыл бұрын

Sachindra Bhattacharya Savage?? Lmao. In the real world Colbert wouldn’t last 30 seconds against real Savages!!

@brooklyna007

6 жыл бұрын

Well it is a family show that gets censored so I'm sure he holds back considerably. But geez...I can't imagine what he would be like with an uncensored show.

Whoever is in the White House after all this is going to have a terrible time rebuilding credibility for the office.

@Serprizebuttsecks

6 жыл бұрын

Exactly! We've been saying the same (myself and friends here in the UK) we feel so sorry for whoever comes in after Trump because whether he gets impeached and goes early, goes 4 years or by some disaster (and the most likely outcome) he goes the full 8 years, whoever comes after is gonna have to spend somewhere between most to all of their time as president just undoing everything this idiot has done and trying to rebuild good will to the rest of the world cos you're gonna need it!

@jokerman1964

6 жыл бұрын

Garret LeBuis like President Obama had to do after king george the junior. Why is it the democrats are always cleaning up the messes republicans make.

@lizatanzawa7910

6 жыл бұрын

That's why BERNIE2020!!

@shahusta

6 жыл бұрын

Lisa Simpson?

@mikeylikesit6588

6 жыл бұрын

Poor Kanye. Hopefully I can afford to expat by then.

This administration is like a bunch of children lying to their parents about who broke the window.

@jurastakaune1423

6 жыл бұрын

Crucial Blue worse, some of them are arguing, that window is not broken. And Rudy is not exactly aware if window exists at all. Window might be just "opinion" 🙄

@essentialworker2553

6 жыл бұрын

My question to you is why aren't you asking about all the windows that aren't broken?

@burny6666

6 жыл бұрын

It was Hillary obviously.

"Speaking of natural disasters, Rudy Giuliani" might be my favorite segue of all time. Definitely in the top 10.

@maryrosekent8223

6 жыл бұрын

Gus Wiedey: He uses that segue technique just enough to keep it from going stale but not enough to glut the market (as it were)-and you’re right, this one was a real zinger.

Anyone remember the conservative outrage (for months) over "It depends on what your definition of 'is' is"? Well, looks like it now has a twin across the aisle - "what you mean by 'met her'".

@redlightmax

6 жыл бұрын

+Alcagaur1 7:34 Also, what he meant by "No."

Can't believe this guy was mayor of new york

@Steeleperfect

6 жыл бұрын

Some towns elect a cat as mayor.

@albertelnen4995

5 жыл бұрын

Neither can the people of New York.

@dr.johannesmunch891

5 жыл бұрын

It was a crazy goofy time, bevore 9/11... There were many spooky people in charge out there. Remember the French president, or the Italian...

"Those are the facts we're still working on"? Really? Here's a fact that nobody has to work on, Rudy Giuliani has lost his mind.

I really don't get it. How can you work on facts? What a concept !!!!

I'm enjoying the woman literally screaming with laughter in the audience. I thought that was just a figure of speech.

@redlightmax

6 жыл бұрын

+Gal Dagon Theory: that's the audience fluffer, someone hired to get people laughing.

You can’t make this stuff up!

Does Rudy not know we have this thing called "video recordings"? He must think we are all very very stupid.

@jurastakaune1423

6 жыл бұрын

Scott J he was born before even Tivo... and, seemingly, spent quite some time in a coffin, buried in his native land. That would explain him being so ... lost 🙄😉

@schadenfreude3236

6 жыл бұрын

Richard Parker - Sadly one of the better explanations I've heard...

Journalist: What's the true story about Stormy Daniels payment? Rudy Giuliani: We are still working on that.

@c.s.7266

6 жыл бұрын

Kim Jong Fun Hahahahaha!

@ZesPak

6 жыл бұрын

Would be funny if it wasn't so very true.

@cisco8650

6 жыл бұрын

I think they're on their third draft by now.

@jeremyharris7811

6 жыл бұрын

Gulliani: The answer that doesn't incriminate the President pls.

@Shuizid

6 жыл бұрын

I like the idea, that they are "working" on that, because Trump lies to his own layers and they are actually working to get the facts out of him.

You can actually tell there are less and less dislikes as the weeks go by

@bernardoheusi6146

6 жыл бұрын

Every one in the world laughs at the Orangutard, so Colbert get likes from everywhere, even here in Brazil we laugh at him (not that our president is much better...)

@maryrosekent8223

6 жыл бұрын

Dawn of Fyre: Fewer and fewer. Less for numbers, fewer for indeterminate amounts.

OK, Rudy Giuliani, I’m a nuisance. Now pay me $130,000, please.

@jocomfiresin6982

6 жыл бұрын

Gary Cooper I am a much bigger nuisance I will need at least 500k

At least Rudy said one true thing, he can't tell the difference between fact and opinion.

@evannibbe9375

6 жыл бұрын

garrithscots Two true things: he also said that Trump fired Comey to stop the Russia investigation (which is illegal).

Rudy Giuliani continuing to make TV appearances is the equivalent of trying to put out a fire with gasoline. It only makes things worse and it makes no sense.

@aurora5481

6 жыл бұрын

And like all things handled by try Trump, it still doesn't miss a chance of profiting oil companies.

@sonyahannah

6 жыл бұрын

Fun to watch, though!

@MsBettyRubble

6 жыл бұрын

I'm glad he's doing that. It might bury #45 faster.

@maggierezac5820

6 жыл бұрын

sonyahannah, even more fun is to use the Closed Captioning on the TV machine! They've just given up trying to spell the name Rudy Giuliani & now just type in the words "Rude Jew"! True dat! Peace!

@aurora5481

6 жыл бұрын

Trump's approval rating has actually gone up during this fiasco.

So many things wrong with this reality I don't know where to begin.

@cisco8650

6 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure it's just Thanos using the reality stone. There's no way reality can become this absurd, right?

@jeffreyjavad145

6 жыл бұрын

i guezz Hillary caused this reality by cheating Sanders

@Mcdonalotto

6 жыл бұрын

well if you watch colbert he is going to spin things in a way to make you end up feeling like a victim every time but with some kind of comedic edge. you can find news anchors that will bring things down to earth and you will feel more empowered and not taken advantage of.

"I don't separate fact and opinion"... The new Republican slogan right here.

This keeps me sane

We tried the "I'm new to this" argument out with Trump. How's that been workin for us so far?

@freema9246

6 жыл бұрын

Arie Hill just in case you forgot. It isn't. Unless it's your president, in which case, #winning

@Newuxtreme

6 жыл бұрын

But it's good though right? If this moron is to defend Trump he will FINALLY get kicked out and hopefully imprisoned (though I don't care about imprisonment as much as sanity in the govt) !

@CButtonshaw

6 жыл бұрын

1.5 years {plus campaign}..... don't think that qualifies as NEW anymore....... Giuliani just sucks lol

@humboldthammer

6 жыл бұрын

I'm new to this. Why are we spending another $700 BILLION on the military, this year, next year, and every year for the last 20 years, when the Pentagon cannot tell us what they spent the money on, only that we already blew it all up, and on top of that, Every Single Damn Dollar is Borrowed against America's Future? Hint: You have just discovered the true meaning of DUMB. WAR APPROVED by the Silent Majority

Bob Muller rubbing his hands like birdman right about now after seeing rudy's interviews.

@CButtonshaw

6 жыл бұрын

Mueller isn't allowed to drink/eat outside of sense-deprevation room. He kept choking over all the Trump stuff.

He couldn't keep up with all the alternative facts. Honestly no one can blame him.

@schadenfreude3236

6 жыл бұрын

Concerned - Probably the best point anyone's made in Giuliani's defense.

In his interview with Hannity Giuliani prefaced his comments about Trump reimbursing Michael Cohen for the Stormy Daniels pay-off by literally saying: "Sorry, I'm giving you a fact now that you don't know." But apparently now it's an opinion, because "[he] can't prove that." Seems legit. #sarcasm

@redlightmax

6 жыл бұрын

+bookjunk I guess it's Rudy's opinion that it's a fact. I really hope interviewers hammer him on this, asking him, "Now are you stating an opinion or a fact? Do you know what the facts are yet? Do you know what day it is?"

@bookjunk

6 жыл бұрын

That would be awesome! "That was Rudy Giuliani, giving his completely unfounded opinion, for the facts we now go to..."

@maryrosekent8223

6 жыл бұрын

bookjunk: I would pay money for that if it were to come true.

@bookjunk

6 жыл бұрын

Has Jake Tapper been unleashed on Giuliani yet?

"Kids, I just wanted you to know that my beloved attorney, Rudy Giuliani, has been driven to a farm upstate where a very nice family will take good care of him. He'll have plenty of fresh air and room to run wild and free for the remainder of his days." -- _President Donald J. Trump_

@TheFriendlyTroll

6 жыл бұрын

LMAO! This should be the opening sketch on SNL this weekend!

@camelsheit_on_the_walls446

6 жыл бұрын

fidorover Sweet ! :)

@rohypnotist6263

6 жыл бұрын

Can we go visit him dad ?

@buch1224

6 жыл бұрын

He will play on the rainbow bridge with Michel Cohen. Dodd and Cobb went to a different farm.

@rjonboy7608

6 жыл бұрын

Would any children *want* to go to this farm? 😣 Sounds like a threat: "Eat all your carrots little Billy or we'll take you to the Griftweasel Plantation. You'll have to sit all day in the Museum of Three Thousand Lies listening to Mayor Stop and Frisk telling all his stories" 😭

My word, Giuliani is just digging that hole deeper.

The presidents attorney ladies and gentlemen.....what an aweful reality we live in!

@maryrosekent8223

6 жыл бұрын

Matthew Dobbs: And I am, indeed, full of awe at his awfulness.

Facts exist independently of opinions. In Rudy's case it seems opinions also exist independent of any facts.

As John Oliver stated Rudy Giuliani is going senile, but please keep talking.

The American people need to cancel the Donald Trump show

@Ms.gnomer

6 жыл бұрын

TheHua89 the Mike Pence Designated Viewing Hour doesn’t sound better

@lyricbot8513

6 жыл бұрын

Naomi Jones he'll get impeached too

@rohypnotist6263

6 жыл бұрын

The ratings are too high . Nr 1 shit-show on tv

@JT-xj1pg

6 жыл бұрын

Rohypno tist on earth

@williampratama1670

6 жыл бұрын

TheHua89 is there even such thing? I'm sorry if I'm outdated.

Rudy G. got his 👨‍🎓Law degree from Trump University.

@raywheeler607

6 жыл бұрын

Carlito N. Hey, that rhymed

@GottuboiBeachVolleyball

6 жыл бұрын

Ray wheeler 👍🤙

@polarbearsrus6980

6 жыл бұрын

Priceless!

@melaniestoeckel4083

6 жыл бұрын

Carlito N. Top notch little bitch

@GottuboiBeachVolleyball

6 жыл бұрын

Melanie Stoeckel Top 🥇of his class. So smart couldn't tell the difference between opinion and facts🤣.

“Speaking of natural disasters, Rudy Giuliani...” I just love these little segues. 😎

Is Giulani like the worst lawyer ever?

@sparklemotion1018

6 жыл бұрын

This is "spokesman" work, not legal work, and I'm not sure why anyone put Giuliani in charge of going on TV and spewing lies. Either way, Rudy's law firm took him off its web site and put him on "permanent unpaid leave" because - like all the other top NY firms Trump approached - Rudy's ex-firm (Greenberg Traurig) doesn't want anything to do with the shit-show in the White House; the firm's partners don't want to destroy their reputation by getting involved with Trump.

"There is no O" -The Alphabet Sceptics Society

@sonyahannah

6 жыл бұрын

There's also no "L": Noel, noel. . .

@wesleyrodgers886

6 жыл бұрын

The Alphabet Sceptics sciety

@coosoorlog

6 жыл бұрын

just noticed there is no K either! :D

@daviddesosa

6 жыл бұрын

Coos Oorlog explain yourself, or at least Colbert's joke, young man!

@humboldthammer

6 жыл бұрын

Fuq M, if Q cannot take a joke. QQQ "flipped" is 666

Remind me never to hire Rudy Giuliani as my lawyer.

@redlightmax

6 жыл бұрын

+TimeandMonotony Don't worry, he'll remind you with every interview.

@willritter4076

6 жыл бұрын

at least Rudy understands that prostitution is popular with Trump's evangelical base... since the Stormy Daniels scandal broke in March, Trump's approval has risen by 7 points (from 38 to 45 percent)... i'd greatly appreciate it if some fans of 80s power ballads would check out my acoustic piano & vocal covers of IS THIS LOVE by Whitesnake, AGAINST ALL ODDS by Phil Collins, and SISTER CHRISTIAN by Night Ranger on my channel. Live acoustic with no autotune. Thanks and rock on.

@davidbates3057

6 жыл бұрын

I swear Rudy is just trolling Trump. Like, I know nothing of him other than he was a controversial figure as New York mayor, but I was under the impression that he was a somewhat competent lawyer. How can anyone be that bad if they're not intentionally going out to sabotage their client?

@LupineShadowOmega

6 жыл бұрын

David Bates, I wouldn't say he's bad. The problem is juggling and spinning plates at the same time. Trump has a lot of lies in the air to keep track of. Rudy was trying to avoid actual legal trouble over campaign finance law and not caring about the lies. Now he knows better. XD

@luvvinallmusik5748

6 жыл бұрын

jozier bell In the US it's called hedging your bets.

"Before He Take's The 5th He'd Have To Divorce The 3rd & 4th." 🤣

The day Trump goes to jail should be made a national holiday. Edit: International holiday 😂

@chrismanuel9768

6 жыл бұрын

I'll be celebrating like it is

@CoachingHigher

6 жыл бұрын

afro curly girl YES

@kevinburnes3216

6 жыл бұрын

Is the NY AG gonna prosecute?? Nah, he just resigned but I doubt you have heard about it!

@TheKaiTetley

6 жыл бұрын

afro curly girl. World wide holiday.

@beckv8526

6 жыл бұрын

Kevin Burnes What? He won't be replaced? Was he the last AG? Justice in NY is no more?

Goddamn, references on point todayyy

@bernardoheusi6146

6 жыл бұрын

If Hillary was a goblin according to Alex Jones, what is Trump in bed?

@EvWuzhere

6 жыл бұрын

That dj khaled joke was actually used well

@muggleypoop

6 жыл бұрын

aight thats a pretty damn good punchline but i hate you so much for it and that image in my head now!

This is by far the funniest monologue I have ever seen in a long time. Stephen had me laughing so hard, I was in stitches nearly the whole time! 😂😂😂

Stephen Colbert was on fire in this show

Maybe the reason why there's no O is because Trump is constantly changing his position.

@Clarkthek

6 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/a3eYuLZ8dMerp6w.html

@Lupin788

6 жыл бұрын

"There is no O" - on that, Stormy and Melania both agree.

@marriagecapital101

6 жыл бұрын

KingOfMadCows ...good one

@AHDBification

6 жыл бұрын

You made me lol. Bravo.

@EmanDeMoan

6 жыл бұрын

KingOfMadCows what's an O?

saying anything in no particular order 😂😂😂🤣🤣

Has anyone used the phrase "Stormy Denials" in a segment? They should if they haven't.

@redlightmax

6 жыл бұрын

+Maremons There is a political cartoon: www.cagle.com/john-cole/2018/04/stormy-denials

"This is more _rumor_ than anything else." "But _that's_ what _you_ said. _You_ said that to _buzzfeed."_ "Well, _yeah._ That's one of the possibilities and one of the _rumors."_ Oh, dear. The Alzheimer's is taking dear Uncle Rudy.

@stephaniewileycust6846

6 жыл бұрын

agreed

@doreene5421

6 жыл бұрын

I knowwwwww🤣🤣🤣

@AtheistCitizen

6 жыл бұрын

Rudy I see ads for adult diapers and retirement communities in your future

@maryrosekent8223

6 жыл бұрын

A special orange-tinted Alzheimer’s...

@judyvacante3839

6 жыл бұрын

lazyperfectionist1 I

is this country for real? I am in hysterics.

"$130,000, Yeah You're Low Balling Her." 🤣

"First he'll have to divorce the 3rd and the 4th!" Okay, that's a pretty damn brilliant joke

There is no O... Melania knows that all to well

That lava though🤤... have only seen it in cartoons. Hope their lives become safe and normal soon.

" Raise your right hand... Do you promise to tell the rumor, the whole rumor, and nothing but the rumor?"

Isn't low-balling the reason for those elevated toilet seats in assisted living facilities?

Best facts of life description I've ever heard! Thanks for the education! Special hug! Love it!

Giuliani is a more cartoonish, incompetent and ridiculous lawyer than the Simpsons' Lionel Hutz (of "I Can't Believe It's A Law Firm"). "My, uh, client, Mr Trump, did indeed pay that porn star, uh... wait, no, he repaid the money, which, by the way, was peanuts compared to what the other women got, I mean, uh, no, forget I said that."

@The_UmbrellaMan

5 жыл бұрын

Genius! Steve, you have my respect forever.

Where are Trumps best people ? On holidays,in the gym,in the basement ,in hiding, in space? I mean I've looked everywhere & no can find!!

@beta269

6 жыл бұрын

When they're the only people Trump can get, they end up becoming his 'best' by default.

@ummmidunno8308

6 жыл бұрын

gary bennett these are his best people.. with all the biggest words bc they know all best words like covfefe! Everyone else is just wrong and stupid!

thank you for putting this up. I dont always get to stay up for his monologue. I LOVE Steven Colbert! He is so smart, clever and whitty, and HILARIOUSLY funny. Just love him.

Don't worry I'm sure Mueller knows the facts

@redlightmax

6 жыл бұрын

+ernesto garcia Fun fact: Mueller has requested 105 blank subpoenas (35 + 70) for the trial of former Trump campaign chairman Paul Manafort. That's a lot of witnesses. Trial begins July 10. Mark your calendar.

Ha ha ha! He is as senile as Trump.

Rudy Giuliani is so "all over the place", he's no longer viable as an interviewee.

So this is the story of O? Lol These unintended references crack me up.

I cannot get enough of you, Stephen Tyrone!!!!

You do great things Stephen!

I knew Giuliani was a Trump supporter once I found out he married his cousin.

@adisciple9485

6 жыл бұрын

M L ,🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@mellow_mallow

6 жыл бұрын

M L keep in mind, second cousin. Weirdly legal and apparently not a genetic problem. I guess it's not really my problem. Still seems kind of weird, though.

@dorismotley6520

6 жыл бұрын

HEE HAW!!!!!!!!

"I PLEAD THE FIF!"

@calebwilford

6 жыл бұрын

ricaard 1, 2, 3, 4, FIF

And Mr. Giuliani, you still call them steamed hams despite the fact they are obviously grilled?

@jamesc210

6 жыл бұрын

MforMovesets Someone PLEASE make a Steamed Hams with Giuliani. So appropriate

@deweygumdrops

6 жыл бұрын

AMAZING!!

@LaGuerre19

6 жыл бұрын

I'm from Utica, but I've never heard that.

@tommyt1971

6 жыл бұрын

MforMovesets Yeah, and the Northern Lights shine exclusively in his kitchen.

@22patch22

6 жыл бұрын

mmmmm.... steamed hams

that last joke was CRAZYYYYYYY

@EmanDeMoan

6 жыл бұрын

Mads Hansen in honestly don't get it please explain lol

@mistressfannypack9184

6 жыл бұрын

Eman DeMoan DJ Khaled once made a statement that he doesn’t go down on women because “the rules are different for men”

Monologue Order: 1. Trump Says Giuliani Will 'Get His Facts Straight' 2. Melania To Today's Youth: 'Be Best'

@trinaholman4083

6 жыл бұрын

Ta. =o)

@nancymesek

6 жыл бұрын

And she stole the initiative from the Obama admin. She just changed the name...to something too stupid for words.

@AHDBification

6 жыл бұрын

Ty

That lady in the background laughing was having a very good time!

Do these guys care about anything? They believe they are so rich they will get through with anything.

Trump's full sentence was "There is no O, it’s called Fighting Back" As Colorado Kristi wrote, "there's no O, just fighting back" is also how women who had sexual contact with Trump describe the experience afterwards.

That Khalid slam was 🔥🔥

@deprofundis3293

6 жыл бұрын

Briana Hicks Super creepy and weird to me that DJ Khalid is against doing that!

"Speaking of natural disasters, Rudy Giuliani." Yes. The fellow who, try though he might be, just can't seem to figure out what the underlying narrative is.

@hawkeye5955

6 жыл бұрын

@lazyperfectionist1: I think Steven was referring to the Hurricane Rudy joke he made earlier.

@lizardog

6 жыл бұрын

I think lazy was referring to Rudy, but it's hard to tell.

"We're still working on the facts", means "we're working on synchronizing our lies"....

If you listen carefully at 3:30 you can hear a wild minion

@mercedesmartin1269

6 жыл бұрын

HAH

@BigLyfe09

6 жыл бұрын

Lol

@colaboytje

6 жыл бұрын

That made me laugh!

Admit it, John Oliver told us everything we need to know... especially his cousin

Why don't people like Jake Tapper or George Stefanapoulos just confront these people when they're lying to their faces? My respect for the media would grow tremendously if Tapper had just told Conway "no, that is NOT what Trump said, and here is the tape to prove it." Call these liars out, right after they're done lying. Don't wait for a late show host to do your job for you.

@xenithil1750

6 жыл бұрын

silvsilvsilv Kelly Ann Conway is so obvious about it too. It's PAINFUL.

@leanie9660

6 жыл бұрын

silvsilvsilv these imbeciles will keep lying even when the evidence is on the viewscreen. Kellyanne knows that she is a bullshitter, and doesn't mind it in the least. They all need to go

Let's not forget that this is the same guy who was mayor of NYC at the time of 9/11/2001...

Lol, he made a joke about DJ Khaled.

@michaellanders4311

6 жыл бұрын

Marilyn N DJ Khaleed said he is never going to give Oral pleasure to a woman. HahahahA!! Oooo !! NooOO Ooo!

How do you separate fact from opinion? Don't ask a right-winger. They think their opinions ARE facts.

If $130,000 is not that much, can you spot me Rudy?

why is rudy throwing trump under the bus?

@dminter1234

6 жыл бұрын

because Trump refused to appoint him to a cabinet position.

@maryrosekent8223

6 жыл бұрын

Jason Sugrue: Because (A) the Cheeto-in-Chief deserves it, and (B) RG is certifiable.

@leanie9660

6 жыл бұрын

Jason Sugrue ...because he's just that stupid

Love the long monologues guys keep it up!

Rudy screws Spankey so hard, he's basically Stormy Daniels' rival.

Rolling siesmic belly laughs / many after chuckles !!! Thx . Brilliant take off on Giuliani ! Superb !!! 💓

Funny that 'getting our facts straight' is what people do when deciding how to lie. And they clearly have not reached a decision yet...

Man, Stephen's on fire tonight!

BRAVO STEPHEN COLBERT

Remember when there was a clear distinction to be made between presidential administrations, and send-ups of said administrations on late night talk shows, SNL, The Onion, etc? Also, remember when blurring that line came with actual consequences?

I knew that playing "The Floor is Lava" will come in handy one day. I don't live in Hwaii.

Volcanoes gonna volcano.

"It depends on what you mean 'met' her" is the new "it depends upon what the definition of 'is' is" Hopefully this one ends in impeachment, too.

@retnavybrat

6 жыл бұрын

Impeachment, in and of itself, is nothing more than a simple majority of the House claiming there is enough evidence to remove a President from office. It's the trial and subsequent vote of the Senate (two-thirds to remove a President) that's the game changer.

@michaelleahy123

5 жыл бұрын

@@retnavybrat August 2019 and sadly he's still in office

I’m starting to think Giuliani is actually working for Mueller. Nobody’s this stupid!

What a disaster LOLOLOLOLOL. Avenatti was like. Did that just happen?