Donald Jr.'s Testimony Summarized: 'I Do Not Recall'

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Anything Jeff Sessions cannot recall, Donald Trump Jr. cannot remember better!
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  • @shadowhegog9798
    @shadowhegog97986 жыл бұрын

    At least we have reached the point that when I tell my baby brother he is acting like Trump, he immediately bursts into tears.

  • @MsPrincesspaulina

    @MsPrincesspaulina

    6 жыл бұрын

    Now that's FUNNY!!

  • @stargateorion1912

    @stargateorion1912

    6 жыл бұрын

    Guy Digging that is so wrong

  • @benojukwu9103

    @benojukwu9103

    6 жыл бұрын

    Guy Digging 😁😁😁

  • @lesleyleith4440

    @lesleyleith4440

    6 жыл бұрын

    An excellent analogy, Donny Dirtbag is a pouty, baggy assed three year old.

  • @rogerstarkey5390

    @rogerstarkey5390

    6 жыл бұрын

    thibaut barguil It's taken that long??

  • @minuusha
    @minuusha6 жыл бұрын

    Holy crap. Stephen nailed the impressions of those three presidents.

  • @ke7892
    @ke78926 жыл бұрын

    Colbert's presidential impersonations are absolute gold!

  • @js-ty9dk

    @js-ty9dk

    5 жыл бұрын

    So true

  • @11bkev

    @11bkev

    2 жыл бұрын

    They are pathetic and unfunny because he clearly has a biased point of view.

  • @sillygoose635

    @sillygoose635

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@11bkev no they aren't, and you only think otherwise because you have a biased point of view

  • @dicedavis84
    @dicedavis846 жыл бұрын

    Colbert = living legend

  • @skippingrhyme4386

    @skippingrhyme4386

    4 жыл бұрын

    Bro he Killed it lmao, That "Worst Case Scenario Simon Cowell" Lol

  • @rgwak
    @rgwak6 жыл бұрын

    Colbert's "douchebag" voice for Jr is spot on!

  • @depressedgaysassyitalianre5748

    @depressedgaysassyitalianre5748

    6 жыл бұрын

    He’s sounds like my cousins’ step dad 😂😂

  • @110100111000

    @110100111000

    6 жыл бұрын

    No that's more of a jock voice.

  • @depressedgaysassyitalianre5748

    @depressedgaysassyitalianre5748

    6 жыл бұрын

    11O1OO111OOO nah it’s a douche voice it’s just many many jocks are also douches

  • @scottmckenzie5476

    @scottmckenzie5476

    6 жыл бұрын

    Ro G American Psycho.

  • @mavendeo

    @mavendeo

    6 жыл бұрын

    Ro G Really? I was thinking he wasn't adding enough douche to it to be believable.

  • @arturovaldemar
    @arturovaldemar6 жыл бұрын

    Sometimes I think Giuliani is secretly against Trump.

  • @mathewpoole3589

    @mathewpoole3589

    6 жыл бұрын

    Arturo Valdemar Nah he's just trying to seed the plausibility of preexisting behavior. Its better to portray Trump as a possible sleaze bag then have there be no doubt that his actions were politically driven.

  • @dugduggart5915

    @dugduggart5915

    6 жыл бұрын

    Arturo Valdemar he’s a mole

  • @larryjohnny

    @larryjohnny

    6 жыл бұрын

    If that's the case then Giuliani is a master of revenge!

  • @grete46

    @grete46

    6 жыл бұрын

    Yes, I have had the same thoughts now and then. Could be, but that is difficult to know.

  • @stargateorion1912

    @stargateorion1912

    6 жыл бұрын

    Arturo Valdemar i think so too

  • @reaganlear6548
    @reaganlear65486 жыл бұрын

    "Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason". *Mark Twain*

  • @mlghelp2day
    @mlghelp2day6 жыл бұрын

    ...."IS HE GONE??!" The face that Stephen made. Lol😅

  • @acciousername6776
    @acciousername67766 жыл бұрын

    "I do not recall..." Who does he think he is, Jeff Sessions?!

  • @Miss1Ginger

    @Miss1Ginger

    6 жыл бұрын

    Accio Username lmao

  • @TimeandMonotony

    @TimeandMonotony

    6 жыл бұрын

    Exactly what I was thinking!

  • @Nilas55

    @Nilas55

    6 жыл бұрын

    Judge: What's your name: Jeff Sessions: I don't recall!

  • @age-ben4910

    @age-ben4910

    6 жыл бұрын

    +Accio Username What did you have for breakfast a few hours ago..."I Do Not Recall"

  • @willtheangrydudeist9120

    @willtheangrydudeist9120

    6 жыл бұрын

    Or Alberto Gonzales, Tom Delay, Karl Rove, Donald Rumsfeld, Oliver North, Edwin Meese... etc. Lol

  • @saitamatrash2527
    @saitamatrash25276 жыл бұрын

    When the monologue is one peace, oh the gods have bestowed us with a gift on this fine Friday!

  • @donstoddard8458
    @donstoddard84586 жыл бұрын

    Once again hitting the nail on the head. Thank you Stephen

  • @misterb3577
    @misterb35776 жыл бұрын

    Trump Jr.'s least favorite movie: *Total Recall*

  • @PaulZink

    @PaulZink

    6 жыл бұрын

    ROFL

  • @LighthouseBluff

    @LighthouseBluff

    6 жыл бұрын

    Pretty good!

  • @djtrendsetta5766

    @djtrendsetta5766

    6 жыл бұрын

    Trump supporters' least favorite movie: The Patriot

  • @dustfreequeen5151

    @dustfreequeen5151

    6 жыл бұрын

    MisterB 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @qasimahmad8165
    @qasimahmad81656 жыл бұрын

    Interviewer: “so is Mr Trump innocent?”Giuliani: “Well legally you can’t indict a sitting president.” Nuff Said

  • @raptorblader

    @raptorblader

    6 жыл бұрын

    Only for certain crimes, think of it as Diplomatic immunity.

  • @PaulZink

    @PaulZink

    6 жыл бұрын

    But after he's no longer in office… Wham, Bam, thank you Ma'am!

  • @oltedders

    @oltedders

    6 жыл бұрын

    raptorblader Like...crimes.

  • @oltedders

    @oltedders

    6 жыл бұрын

    James Schrader No, there's not a long list. Bush's Patriot Act is the most egregious set of violations of civil rights to date that gave rise to what continued in the Obama administration. BTW, no one "infiltrated" Trump's campaign. A single informant was in contact with George Papadopoulos who had already raised a red flag when he told the Australian ambassador that he was in contact with elements within the Russian government. The FBI had no involvement in the campaign itself. There were no spies involved.

  • @PaulZink

    @PaulZink

    6 жыл бұрын

    And don't forget Warren G. Harding.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage6 жыл бұрын

    I have a 7 year old who's figured out that lying doesn't work if you just keep changing your story until something 'sticks'. Wonder when Donny Jr. will hit that developmental milestone.

  • @jdnelson121

    @jdnelson121

    6 жыл бұрын

    It's like he's using Hillary's playbook huh?

  • @TheGozz13

    @TheGozz13

    6 жыл бұрын

    Not in this lifetime..!!! LOL

  • @pansepot1490

    @pansepot1490

    6 жыл бұрын

    New Message, telling a few lies doesn't work but lying no stop is very effective. According to polls, the large majority of Republicans believe Trump is innocent and the witch hunt is real.

  • @depressedgaysassyitalianre5748

    @depressedgaysassyitalianre5748

    6 жыл бұрын

    Joshua Nelson watch out she’s behind you!!

  • @MusicByJC

    @MusicByJC

    6 жыл бұрын

    Actually no. Hillary was investigated and didn't cry about it ever second and of course they came up empty handed. In Trumps case, new evidence of the corruption, fraud and pay to play schemes come out ever day. A number of people indited. 6 people now have plead guilty, the newest being Manfort's son-in-law and he is not working with Mueller. Maybe they are using the same playbook and the difference is due to Hillary being innocent and Trump being guilty of too many crimes to count.

  • @uainediabhal9689
    @uainediabhal96895 жыл бұрын

    "His toilet burger"! Thank the Gods that we have laughter to get us through this; We love you Stephen

  • @vitorjanela2782
    @vitorjanela27826 жыл бұрын

    Colbert's monologues are the best in late night tv. There ive said it!

  • @breadyegg
    @breadyegg6 жыл бұрын

    "...worse case scenario Simon Cowell" LOLd

  • @19thHour
    @19thHour6 жыл бұрын

    "I never taught you to lie. That's why you're so *BAD* at it." - Thanos to Gamora, 2018 (Alternatively: Donald to Donjr, 2018)

  • @alanarunmavath6005

    @alanarunmavath6005

    6 жыл бұрын

    19thHour plz push jr of a cliff for the no jail stone

  • @user-zo2rn1ct6i

    @user-zo2rn1ct6i

    6 жыл бұрын

    Except that the trump's are really awful at it. Both of them can't tell a sensible lie.

  • @biocapsule7311

    @biocapsule7311

    6 жыл бұрын

    Correction... Donald likely did taught jr to lied, that's why it's so bad...

  • @shaymyers829

    @shaymyers829

    6 жыл бұрын

    19thHour Best comment 🏆😂

  • @mavendeo

    @mavendeo

    6 жыл бұрын

    19thHour *Hey! Spoiler warning?* Damn, man... It's bad enough I already figured out if anyone died, who they were, and _how_ they died thanks to random internet spoilers.

  • @milacridlig8401
    @milacridlig84016 жыл бұрын

    This show is pure genius!!!

  • @nzfisherclan
    @nzfisherclan6 жыл бұрын

    On fire Mr Colbert, truly on fire ....love your work.

  • @ariloveshouse
    @ariloveshouse6 жыл бұрын

    "I Do Not Recall" should be the slogan for Trump 2020.

  • @lionsofwar9847

    @lionsofwar9847

    6 жыл бұрын

    moonwalkingthroughlife haaaah! haaaah!

  • @scottmckenzie5476

    @scottmckenzie5476

    6 жыл бұрын

    moonwalkingthroughlife Or Trump for prison 2020. Now that would truly make America great again.

  • @tammytruthout8465

    @tammytruthout8465

    6 жыл бұрын

    Worked for Sessions.

  • @jeremeerxleben6671

    @jeremeerxleben6671

    6 жыл бұрын

    moonwalkingthroughlife Trump 2020, MAGA! ☆ ★ ☆ ★ Fk the snowflake libtards

  • @strangewayfaringstranger

    @strangewayfaringstranger

    6 жыл бұрын

    "Remember when Trump was president?" "I do not recall." Or an idea for a new movie. "Total Do Not Recall"

  • @wairimumukuria959
    @wairimumukuria9596 жыл бұрын

    Comedy gold. Warmest greetings with a dash of sunshine from Nairobi, Kenya.

  • @amnonmeyers6946

    @amnonmeyers6946

    6 жыл бұрын

    Trump's birthplace! Why won't he show his birth certificate?

  • @jamesmason7979
    @jamesmason79796 жыл бұрын

    Lord, have mercy. Stephen went IN on this one!

  • @buffboy1954
    @buffboy19546 жыл бұрын

    Colbert's impressions of Nixon and Clinton were absolutely brilliant, although, as a Scotsman, I may not be the best judge! Thank God for Colbert - he sees right through Trump's avalanche of lies.

  • @trnharris

    @trnharris

    6 жыл бұрын

    Bruce Maher The *majority* of people with eyes do;-)

  • @reubenbell1980

    @reubenbell1980

    6 жыл бұрын

    So much winning folks

  • @albertelnen4995

    @albertelnen4995

    5 жыл бұрын

    Trump is his best impression.

  • @zygmuntthecacaokakistocrat6589
    @zygmuntthecacaokakistocrat65896 жыл бұрын

    "Dad gets angry when you interrupt his toilet burger" is modern poetry. Shakespeare, almost. If he werent dead.

  • @ark4269
    @ark42696 жыл бұрын

    Happy Muellerversary!

  • @depressedgaysassyitalianre5748

    @depressedgaysassyitalianre5748

    6 жыл бұрын

    Ark 42 okay now he can GET ON WITH IT ALREADY!!!

  • @jeremeerxleben6671

    @jeremeerxleben6671

    6 жыл бұрын

    Ark 42 Mueller and deepstate puppets going down

  • @smurfette1509

    @smurfette1509

    6 жыл бұрын

    jereme Erxleben As long as President Clown and his goons go down with 'em. Here's something you'd like: Go stick Hannity up your ass, idiot.

  • @jeremeerxleben6671

    @jeremeerxleben6671

    6 жыл бұрын

    Morgan Field go ahead support deepstate Mueller and his lies keep eating the shit they feed you Trump 2020 MAGA! ☆ ★ ☆ ★ Trump and his goons are here to stay.

  • @Murmurrr

    @Murmurrr

    6 жыл бұрын

    jereme Erxleben lmao alright kid, nice stars

  • @Zyxwvutsrqponmlkjih
    @Zyxwvutsrqponmlkjih3 жыл бұрын

    You know what, I prefer his at home shows. The genuine laughter from his family made it so much better.

  • @BlunderDownUnder

    @BlunderDownUnder

    3 жыл бұрын

    Agreed and I hope his wife laughing just off camera stays forever!

  • @noorjahankhan1484
    @noorjahankhan14846 жыл бұрын

    Colbert’s on Fireeeee tonight 🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂

  • @jacksondepiero8116
    @jacksondepiero81166 жыл бұрын

    Best monologue ever.

  • @dafttool
    @dafttool6 жыл бұрын

    First year anniversaries require paper gifts, like sealed indictments

  • @emily-8252
    @emily-82526 жыл бұрын

    I legitimately couldn't get through this without Stephen Colbert

  • @ratatataraxia
    @ratatataraxia6 жыл бұрын

    It feels weird wishing ill upon our leader. But then I remember who it is and what's he's said and done.

  • @ChronicPainInTheAss

    @ChronicPainInTheAss

    6 жыл бұрын

    Ma Ni kzread.info/dash/bejne/eZ-bq8mOqLbYgLg.html

  • @burntpieceoftoast4148

    @burntpieceoftoast4148

    5 жыл бұрын

    Mark N. Please tell us how the surprise Secret Service visit went! 😂🤣🤣 Kidding, but still agree with you. He's dangerous and does need to be removed from office.

  • @davidsouza7994

    @davidsouza7994

    5 жыл бұрын

    Sadly, couldn't agree more

  • @Keihryon

    @Keihryon

    5 жыл бұрын

    And if the other candidate had won, we'd be in even worse shit...and people like Colbert would be covering it up instead of exposing it. I love the smell of Hypocrisy in the morning.

  • @kabutoyakushi9739

    @kabutoyakushi9739

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@Keihryon What exactly makes you think Colbert would be covering it up? It's just pretty funny how people like you assume just because others don't like Trump, that all of us blindly follow Hillary

  • @samuelvimes5770
    @samuelvimes57706 жыл бұрын

    1. There was no meeting 2. The meeting wasn´t at Trump tower 3. There weren´t any russians 4. None of us met with any russians 5. None of us met with any russians connected to the russian government 6. Didn´t know what the meeting was about 7. Meeting joined by Jared, Don jr and Manafort wasn´t important 8. The meeting with russians connected to the russian government wasn´t about collusion 9. The meeting with russians connected to the russian government was only about sanctions 10. Meeting with russians was nothing because they had no dirt on Hillary 11. Trump never knew about Don jr, Jared & Manfort meeting russians in Trump Tower ...

  • @114418514

    @114418514

    6 жыл бұрын

    Notice how that mirrors their Climate Change stance as well, from "Climate Change isn't happening" back then to "Our actions aren't the biggest contributor to greenhouse gasses" today

  • @c.l.freeman7654

    @c.l.freeman7654

    6 жыл бұрын

    You forgot the whole adoption thing

  • @mimimarcus

    @mimimarcus

    6 жыл бұрын

    That's a damn good list of the many versions of one lie that the Trump family has admitted, each version inching closer to the truth. Somebody out there has got to have evidence of Don Jr calling Don Sr during that meeting. Please leak the evidence, so we all can have a national holiday!!!

  • @trysometruth

    @trysometruth

    6 жыл бұрын

    +Comrade Trump The _Adoption Thing_ is the _Sanctions Thing._ Putin's angry response to the Magnitsky Act's passage (sanctions against Putin-connected oligarchs) was to ban Americans from adopting Russian babies. When they say "we were talking about adoptions" it means "we were talking about how we were promising to eliminate sanctions".

  • @otis747baff

    @otis747baff

    5 жыл бұрын

    Hahahaha! None of the above.

  • @TheBIackSheep
    @TheBIackSheep6 жыл бұрын

    Steven was on fire tonight lol. Great show!

  • @p.bamygdala2139
    @p.bamygdala21396 жыл бұрын

    ...”has many people inside of him.” Literally choked on my soup, laughing. :-)

  • @uainediabhal9689
    @uainediabhal96895 жыл бұрын

    "Toilet burger"! HILARIOUS! Thank you Stephen, for helping us to laugh at anything we can, as much as we can, whenever we can; it makes life livable.

  • @EvelineUK
    @EvelineUK6 жыл бұрын

    I guess he is not blessed with his dad's amazing memory. Poor sod.

  • @MrBlockice22

    @MrBlockice22

    6 жыл бұрын

    EvelineUK sod, good one. A son of a dummy LOL

  • @frantura7482
    @frantura74826 жыл бұрын

    I for one do not recall writing this comment,,

  • @richarddarlington1139

    @richarddarlington1139

    6 жыл бұрын

    Fran Tura What comment? I do not recall reading your comment saying you don't recall writing that comment.

  • @reaganlear6548

    @reaganlear6548

    6 жыл бұрын

    Fran Tura What comment?

  • @shaymyers829

    @shaymyers829

    6 жыл бұрын

    Fran Tura 😂

  • @Lowkeylie

    @Lowkeylie

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@richarddarlington1139 That’s ridiculous. There never was any comment, and even if there was, since when are comments something you read?

  • @richarddarlington1139

    @richarddarlington1139

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Lowkeylie This was two years ago. I don't recall making that comment.

  • @smurfette1509
    @smurfette15096 жыл бұрын

    I don't know why I'm not a bigger fan of Stephen Colbert because he's good, really good.

  • @nicstr28

    @nicstr28

    6 жыл бұрын

    Probably because his humor seriously lacks any resemblance of facts or humor. He's a tiny piss ant....a mama's boy...just like Richard Simmons. Pretty sad because he could actually be funny if his joke had any fact to them. Jokes about imaginary crap aren't funny to anyone except the uninformed liberal....but they aren't interested in facts if you just say what they want to hear. He's playing your ads and making$$$ on it😂🤣😂😂 You do know one of his and his wife's best friends are Martha Mcallum and her husband? Staunch conservatives? Did you know that🤣😂🤣😂 he's getting rich off dumbasses like you.

  • @mrbrown8238

    @mrbrown8238

    6 жыл бұрын

    Nik str, obviously you haven't seen the Washington press club address by Colbert. Bigger balls than most.

  • @theinterfaithshepherd9075
    @theinterfaithshepherd90756 жыл бұрын

    I very much look forward to Trump's eviction from office. If he committed a crime, he must be put in jail like every other criminal. People are sitting in jail for 25yrs for selling pot. What should he get for selling our country as a traitor?

  • @reubenbell1980

    @reubenbell1980

    6 жыл бұрын

    Shocky Shocky

  • @izzad777

    @izzad777

    5 жыл бұрын

    you guys Americans had serious white collar crime problems since 9/11. FBI used to take white collar crimes a lot more serious before 9/11, now its all terrorism while cripplingly damaging corruptions are pretty much left unchecked and unpunished. Americans need to get this back into the spotlight, only then your country can be sane again. terrorism in another continent will not kill you. these misuse of power in large scale will.

  • @plumbloko688

    @plumbloko688

    5 жыл бұрын

    Plum loko

  • @Chief2Moon

    @Chief2Moon

    5 жыл бұрын

    Again I ask...could we tar&feather him now while we're waiting for him to get out of office & be tried & sentenced? He'll have things tied up in courts the next 10-15yrs before an actual trial begins. Haha...sad but true

  • @bettiegoober7853

    @bettiegoober7853

    4 жыл бұрын

    He should get life in solitary confinement.

  • @TheTwick
    @TheTwick6 жыл бұрын

    One year anniversary gift is paper - as in subpoenas.

  • @thehypnotoad3869

    @thehypnotoad3869

    6 жыл бұрын

    TheTwick , clever!

  • @tach5884

    @tach5884

    6 жыл бұрын

    Small subpoenas.

  • @HunterTracks
    @HunterTracks6 жыл бұрын

    The whole Trump team is currently beating whatever the world record for "Most collective amnesia" is. Apparently, stupidity isn't the only trait that spreads.

  • @shantoreywilkins651

    @shantoreywilkins651

    6 жыл бұрын

    Unknown Error 🎩 😁 👕👍Great! 👖

  • @YouTuneIt

    @YouTuneIt

    6 жыл бұрын

    Im not sure about the about how official the role of the senior advisor to the president is, does he receive money, is he empowered to act or can it just a honorary role privately given (which I doubt) but any government employee or official who when under investigation or called on as a witness can not give more satisfying answers than "I do not recall" should at least immediately be let go as unfit for office. Either they are liars or they are mentally incompetent for holding that position. (eying over to Jeff Sessions). For gods sake elementary school kids are held to a higher standard. And I am by no means meaning this hasn't been an issue before Trump, but under his Regime it has become the norm to shamelessly lie and dodge any responsibility. The damage this is doing to public discourse and the office is worse than most legislation he could try to pass.

  • @soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342

    @soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342

    6 жыл бұрын

    Well shit lol... Not being able to remember stuff is pretty much what stupidity is.

  • @elliotboertje5079

    @elliotboertje5079

    6 жыл бұрын

    Why argue against hillary or trump being derided? Its clear that both were abysmal candidates that made a mockery of the intricate inner workings of the constitution, lets not choose the lesser of two evils, lets reject them both please.

  • @colinsmith6448

    @colinsmith6448

    6 жыл бұрын

    You sure you aren't referring to Hilary Clinton?

  • @blu4085
    @blu40856 жыл бұрын

    That face though..when he says Natalia...... ;D))

  • @slxcrunr
    @slxcrunr6 жыл бұрын

    Got damn, Colbert in rare form here. One of his best segments in recent memory

  • @kennedybaz7254
    @kennedybaz72546 жыл бұрын

    My 6 year old son lied to me about eating his vegetables, when I find out that he lied I got angry and I asked why did you lie to me? where do you think lying will get you in life? he simply answered me to the White House.

  • @tammytruthout8465

    @tammytruthout8465

    6 жыл бұрын

    Kennedy Baz out of the mouths of babes... Sadly true.

  • @mmhoss

    @mmhoss

    6 жыл бұрын

    And then everybody clapped

  • @georgeb.wolffsohn30

    @georgeb.wolffsohn30

    6 жыл бұрын

    Kennedy Baz which is why America MUST see this through. Our children deserve a better example.

  • @judeconnor-macintyre9874

    @judeconnor-macintyre9874

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@mmhoss that happned

  • @brandondavidson4085
    @brandondavidson40856 жыл бұрын

    1:15, I am now using "twote" as the past tense conjugation for the verb "tweet".

  • @chezmoi42

    @chezmoi42

    6 жыл бұрын

    Tweet, twote, has twoten?

  • @turboebolaiii.3990

    @turboebolaiii.3990

    6 жыл бұрын

    chez moi Exactly

  • @ezra55595
    @ezra555956 жыл бұрын

    That joke about the nesting dolls had me rolling.

  • @sth02
    @sth024 жыл бұрын

    That Don Jr. impression is golden. "DAMMIT. I forgot the garlic knots..."

  • @samuelclemens1691
    @samuelclemens16916 жыл бұрын

    Politicians are very much like diapers they should be changed as often as possible, and for the same reason. Mark Twain.

  • @georgeb.wolffsohn30

    @georgeb.wolffsohn30

    6 жыл бұрын

    Paul H spot on👍

  • @lemonielala3080
    @lemonielala30806 жыл бұрын

    "Worst case scenario Simon Cowell" 👌👌👌😂😂

  • @freerehab2848
    @freerehab28486 жыл бұрын

    With ALL honesty, I never thought I would live to see this.

  • @claireconover
    @claireconover6 жыл бұрын

    Colbert running across the screen always makes me laugh

  • @VincentAnzalone
    @VincentAnzalone6 жыл бұрын

    Question: "when's the last time you spoke with your father and he told you that he loved you" Don Jr: "I can't remember, but definitely not when I spoke with him right after talking with the Russians"

  • @gloriac4224
    @gloriac42246 жыл бұрын

    Like father like son liars, liars!

  • @seriesjunkie0074

    @seriesjunkie0074

    6 жыл бұрын

    Gloria C The shit didn't fall far from the asshole.😁

  • @andrewowens4421
    @andrewowens44216 жыл бұрын

    I just love the way Stephen says her name, "Natalia Veselnitskaya."

  • @budrick2003
    @budrick20036 жыл бұрын

    This is going to be a classic monologue

  • @ctrlaltdestroy91
    @ctrlaltdestroy916 жыл бұрын

    9:53 Expert use of the Flashdance song there, Jon :)

  • @BlakieTT
    @BlakieTT6 жыл бұрын

    HEY! It's one big video! Thanks, editor :>

  • @xxx6555
    @xxx65556 жыл бұрын

    Colbert is brilliant.

  • @formernewyorker5393
    @formernewyorker53936 жыл бұрын

    Hilarious, brilliant and savage! Colbert and his writers are awesome 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @theempires5
    @theempires56 жыл бұрын

    Consuming too much Keebler Elf cookie, DJR?

  • @missybarbour6885
    @missybarbour68856 жыл бұрын

    THANK YOU WHOEVER POSTED THE WHOLE MONOLOGUE AS ONE VIDEO

  • @no3namesalike
    @no3namesalike6 жыл бұрын

    Stephen, I love you, but I and all the other Russian speakers watching are collectively screaming at our screens right now: it's pronounced, in its simplest and most anglicized form, "MAH-TREE-YOH-SHKA" not "muh-trew-ska". I'm crying over here, darling.

  • @mariajosequezada3148
    @mariajosequezada31486 жыл бұрын

    You outdid yourself!! Best monologue So farr 👏 hilarious

  • @oogachaka3447
    @oogachaka34476 жыл бұрын

    Great genes at work right here, folks!

  • @twonumber22
    @twonumber226 жыл бұрын

    *Guilty as sin.*

  • @leroy450
    @leroy4505 жыл бұрын

    😂 😂 Colbert you’re a maniac 😂

  • @snoopy0822
    @snoopy08226 жыл бұрын

    Love how they play Thelonious Monk's "Evidence" after the joke at 8:50.

  • @TheReal008Zulu
    @TheReal008Zulu6 жыл бұрын

    Don Jr.: I cannot recall so much, that I can tell you exactly what I don't recall. Trump: Don... don't, Don, no...

  • @TheReal008Zulu

    @TheReal008Zulu

    6 жыл бұрын

    He has leaked info which has made things worse...

  • @maxmartin2763
    @maxmartin27636 жыл бұрын

    DT Jr. First meeting. "I don't recall." Second meeting. "I didn't know what is was about and I was SWEATY FROM THE GYM." Is that what they call "selective memory loss?"

  • @saluk7419

    @saluk7419

    6 жыл бұрын

    Seriously. How do you not recall so much anout a meeting you put effort into setting up and attended, but remember the reasons you didn't attend some other meeting.

  • @mlghelp2day

    @mlghelp2day

    6 жыл бұрын

    Maxmartin selective memory-shitness: Half selective memory and half bullshit🤓😅

  • @thereaction18

    @thereaction18

    6 жыл бұрын

    saluk Depends how many meetings you have. I was always a fan of distributing copies of the agenda before the meeting and having a secretary take notes. Same for giving classroom instruction or training.

  • @PaulZink

    @PaulZink

    6 жыл бұрын

    I assume by "you faggots", you mean the lying Republicans. In which case, you're right: the Russia investigation is going to cripple them in 2018, and sink Trump if he actually decides to run again in 2020 (or is even in a position to run…).

  • @oltedders

    @oltedders

    6 жыл бұрын

    Rake Steele Did you just wake up from a coma. The Russia connection is a given. The Trumpanzees have been coming up with multiple explanations of why they've been dealing with the Reds for a few months now. Time to get up to speed.

  • @Mandinko23
    @Mandinko236 жыл бұрын

    Ilove the piano piece at the end its so melencholy and beautiful

  • @rockinchild234
    @rockinchild2346 жыл бұрын

    this is the good stuff, when stephen doesn't hold back its just savage

  • @chrismason947
    @chrismason9476 жыл бұрын

    "Witch hunt", Nixon July 20, 1972.

  • @Drace90
    @Drace906 жыл бұрын

    #StupidWatergate

  • @corrinejoy3571

    @corrinejoy3571

    6 жыл бұрын

    Drace90 #ReallyStupidWatergate

  • @thebookkeeper8404
    @thebookkeeper84046 жыл бұрын

    The word IS NOT collusion. The Word IS CONSPIRACY!!! USE IT.

  • @amnonmeyers6946

    @amnonmeyers6946

    6 жыл бұрын

    Right. Collusion is not a crime. Conspiracy against the US is a serious crime. Conspiracy to undermine an election as well.

  • @rohe4077

    @rohe4077

    6 жыл бұрын

    I agree. It's actually treason. He's working with foreign powers to undermind the country. And trump and his supporters brag about being patriotic. Stunningly stupid amount of non-self-reflection.

  • @koolkollect
    @koolkollect6 жыл бұрын

    Colbert killed me on this one!! I'm dead, good-byeeee cruel world! lmao

  • @vdinh143
    @vdinh1436 жыл бұрын

    These presidential impressions are outstanding

  • @roseliekane1060
    @roseliekane10606 жыл бұрын

    Oh, please , pleeeeaase! Please keep Giuliani on and continue to let him speak with cameras rolling and audio on.

  • @misskrissification
    @misskrissification6 жыл бұрын

    Thank you for putting the whole monologue up in one vid!!

  • @mbd6054
    @mbd60546 жыл бұрын

    We, the people, also have a plan. It's an oldie, but a goodie - we're going to vote! Knew that would scare them. Great monologue, Stephen.

  • @rdidri
    @rdidri6 жыл бұрын

    I love Stephen Colbert and the show's writers....just the best!

  • @ProjectFlashlight612
    @ProjectFlashlight6126 жыл бұрын

    Gangsters in charge of the country

  • @badfairy9554
    @badfairy95546 жыл бұрын

    NDL. Stephen is the funnest Late Night.

  • @roicaratsimba2366

    @roicaratsimba2366

    6 жыл бұрын

    Bad Fairy Agreed

  • @dianatwo9924

    @dianatwo9924

    6 жыл бұрын

    Bad Fairy NDL?

  • @badfairy9554

    @badfairy9554

    6 жыл бұрын

    Hi Diana ; Nearly died laughing.

  • @FutureChaosTV

    @FutureChaosTV

    6 жыл бұрын

    No wars For Israel Well, Trump just needs to shut up for a day. But he can't. He has no self control.

  • @ClayLoomis1958
    @ClayLoomis19586 жыл бұрын

    See there, you put the whole monologue in one video and it's easier for you, easier for all your fans, and everyone is happy. Thank you.

  • @outseeker
    @outseeker6 жыл бұрын

    taking the jeff sessions approach to guilt eh? well it seemed to work for him, so why not i suppose.

  • @alleycatgillis1964

    @alleycatgillis1964

    6 жыл бұрын

    outseeker if I'm ever in a courtroom, I'm going to try this approach.

  • @CanItAlready

    @CanItAlready

    6 жыл бұрын

    Ronald Reagan said "I don't recall" or "I can't remember" 88 times during 8 hours of deposition on the Iran-contra affair. Rear Admiral Poindexter said the same thing 184 times over 5 days of questioning on the same matter. Ah, tradition.

  • @deadfreightwest5956

    @deadfreightwest5956

    6 жыл бұрын

    + CSharp - Excellent point. Well, there you go again. The wheel turns, but it makes my head spin.

  • @Lucius1958

    @Lucius1958

    6 жыл бұрын

    CSharp: The nostalgia is overwhelming...

  • @thereaction18

    @thereaction18

    6 жыл бұрын

    Alley Cat Gillis Don't forget the depositions before you even get to court. Very important.

  • @SweetLilWren
    @SweetLilWren6 жыл бұрын

    Great monologue!

  • @ser7100
    @ser71006 жыл бұрын

    That was a great Don Jr. impression

  • @Shane-sp8lg
    @Shane-sp8lg6 жыл бұрын

    The writing on this show is so good!!!

  • @russellcampbell9198
    @russellcampbell91986 жыл бұрын

    Maybe if we waterboard Don Jr. ... just a thought.

  • @janicek9399

    @janicek9399

    6 жыл бұрын

    russell campbell good point, waterboard all of them, start at the top......

  • @Chunkboi

    @Chunkboi

    6 жыл бұрын

    Depends on what kind of ‘water’ you plan to use.

  • @JamesSmith-bb3tm

    @JamesSmith-bb3tm

    6 жыл бұрын

    russell campbell I agree with Janice K. WATERBOARD ALL OF THEM STARTING AT THE TOP or as dRUMP said I'D DO MORE THAN WATER BOARD. DON SR. QUOTE.

  • @Areanyusernamesleft

    @Areanyusernamesleft

    6 жыл бұрын

    On the one hand, I believe that using waterboarding to gather reliable information is ineffective, not to mention unethical and immoral. On the other hand, the current Administration seems to have no qualms with it... :p

  • @Chunkboi

    @Chunkboi

    6 жыл бұрын

    James Smith maybe add some LSD to the water...it might make Trump more coherent.

  • @misspumpkinQueen1375
    @misspumpkinQueen13756 жыл бұрын

    Is it Mueller time yet?

  • @jeremeerxleben6671

    @jeremeerxleben6671

    6 жыл бұрын

    Sondra Zimmerly Mueller is the biggest criminal out there, fuk that deepstate piece of shit

  • @davidcici11Evolution

    @davidcici11Evolution

    6 жыл бұрын

    jereme Erxleben trumptard alert

  • @williamjackson5942

    @williamjackson5942

    6 жыл бұрын

    Jereme, what a sad lil fool you are. SAD!

  • @jeremeerxleben6671

    @jeremeerxleben6671

    6 жыл бұрын

    William Jackson you all are sad watching this bull shit

  • @CodingToFreedom
    @CodingToFreedom5 жыл бұрын

    By now, and as a German happily watching this disaster from the sidelines I must say I find myself enjoying this more and more. It's like witnessing something unique, like those 2012 apocalypse parties where everyone had a perfect excuse to do the dumbest shit ever and laugh about it should we all survive.

  • @MistaJones89
    @MistaJones896 жыл бұрын

    The single greatest show on TV.

  • @scn5530
    @scn55306 жыл бұрын

    Toilet Burgers: The full-circle experience

  • @mikebockey4125

    @mikebockey4125

    6 жыл бұрын

    i’d say that there’s a pretty good chance that the man has sat on the pot eating his cheeseburger before i just don’t want the visual

  • @getlost4666

    @getlost4666

    6 жыл бұрын

    Full circle more like a split moon 🌙

  • @Chunkboi

    @Chunkboi

    6 жыл бұрын

    Too grownup for Trump. This is more his speed: dolphinsilverwolf.deviantart.com/art/This-is-what-we-voted-for-Trump-Parody-622984317

  • @aquamarinedream8304
    @aquamarinedream83046 жыл бұрын

    Stephen's on fire today..

  • @CalliopeCarina
    @CalliopeCarina6 жыл бұрын

    I always love when ‘Natalya Veselnitskya’ (dun dun!) gets a mention!

  • @chrismanuel9768
    @chrismanuel97686 жыл бұрын

    Almost wholly unrelated, but I like that he nodded to the fact that the "witches" in American history were totally innocent.

  • @ChristheMad
    @ChristheMad6 жыл бұрын

    There's an epidemic of selective memory going on...

  • @mellowmelee5024
    @mellowmelee50246 жыл бұрын

    Toilet Burger is now the name of my fantasy team

  • @morganbeirne2804
    @morganbeirne28046 жыл бұрын

    Stephen’s on fire...love this.

  • @sofiemarkets3074
    @sofiemarkets30746 жыл бұрын

    The Don Jr impression is amazing !

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