If Martin Luther King Jr saw what had become of his dream for America today... he'd move to Canada 🤣🤣

@danielr3661

2 жыл бұрын

With the dictator and supreme leader Trudeau?

@NostalgiaNeka

2 жыл бұрын

Lol anyway, the most important fact is it probably wouldn't have happened. If promising black leaders and fathers and mothers were ALIVE to fulfill their destinies back then, we probably be getting a better position as far as blacks and every other race of ppl....

@debbieallen1815

2 жыл бұрын

@@danielr3661 I didn't vote for him but our COVID numbers are stellar thank you, and our deaths low. The US is in complete chaos, so we're not vacationing there anymore, and we're selling our properties.

@KC.801

2 жыл бұрын

Nah he would be happy y’all complain about the smallest things

@Florida_guy

2 жыл бұрын

That's not true we came a long way turn off CNN and free your mind

“The best way to be ready for the future is to study the past.” So true.

@johnnyfreedom3437

2 жыл бұрын

Those who don't remember it are doomed to repeat it

@818SMERK818

2 жыл бұрын

The World belong to Woman

@ChrisAlbertH47

2 жыл бұрын

Too bad so many people don't study their history.

@somewhatsomething4882

2 жыл бұрын

Our present is destroying both.

@angie420

2 жыл бұрын

@@johnnyfreedom3437 to get my vaccine

My 4 year old son was nearby when that song played. He’d never heard it before, but now he’s singing it and won’t say anything else. Thanks for that, Jimmy.

@lex_rodriguez

2 жыл бұрын

Why aren't you wearing headphones, sir? 😂

@tianliang5058

2 жыл бұрын

Same here, my 5 year old daughter heard and ask me to find the full song on utube. She listened 10 times while dancing and laughing. I just got the baby shark song out of my head. 🤣🤣

@jenniferlawrence9473

2 жыл бұрын

@@tianliang5058 That is definitely a catchy song.

@paulmurphy5244

2 жыл бұрын

It's hard to believe that millions of people actually watch these late night no talent hacks! It's no wonder this country is getting dumber by the day!!

@lawrencedoliveiro9104

2 жыл бұрын

I’ll stick to “Surfin’ Bird”. ;)

I love that “balls” is on the list of prohibited items at a Trump rally. So fitting.

6:55 All those brothers and sisters who got paid $15 each to wear those "BLACKS FOR TRUMP" t-shirts looked around and noticed they were surrounded by whites staring at them and went: "don't look at me, I didn't send nobody to the back of the line. I don't know what he's talking about. I'm here to collect my 15 bucks and get the hell out".

look at the faces of the “blacks for trump” when he starts talking about how white people get mistreated 😂

@penitentiarychances9459

2 жыл бұрын

From what I understand, Trump actually pays them to wear those specific shirts and come to his "rallies"

@LLCoolNay630

2 жыл бұрын

They were cringing. Lol

@momwithaplan1287

2 жыл бұрын

And of course, they get “displayed” Front and center, behind of Trump for the optics. 🤦‍♀️

@robertdraper5782

2 жыл бұрын

I think they were hired to attend and wear the merch

@LibeliumDragonfly

2 жыл бұрын

Hey, you gotta put food on the table in this shitty economy after all

My son is 15 almost 16 so I should have him listen to that on repeat for 12 hours, ultimate birth control.

When my son was little we used to loudly sing to the Beatles while driving to daycare/school. Happy days.

Oh my god I can remember those days with little ones. Now my kids are all grown up and I miss it

@michaellanders4311

2 жыл бұрын

It was the very best time of my life.

I remember my granddaughter at 4 yrs running around singing "hey soul sister"! It's the only part she knew 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@anabaird3835

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣 That is ADORABLE l!! I'm happy for you to have such a blessing in your life. My granddaughter was born yesterday (Jan 16th) at 1:43. I'm ECSTATIC!! Ty4 sharing the type of joys I have to look forward to!

@rockydesert2215

2 жыл бұрын

@@anabaird3835 That's a blessing!

@greeneyedlady5580

2 жыл бұрын

@@anabaird3835 Congratulations. My grandchildren are the lights of my life.

@shannonwylie9419

2 жыл бұрын

Today we were outside and my 4 yr. old granddaughter was asked if she was cold. She said "no just my teeth." They were chattering from the cold. Lol

@shannon3944

2 жыл бұрын

When our eldest heard and sang 'Don't rock the jukebox'...she was convinced it was 'juicebox'. Resistance was futile.🤣 The middle child would get irate that the eldest (4 yrs older) would get tata's first, whenever tata's were mentioned. Ironicly, the eldest ended up with way more than needed and the middle never really got any, at all. I've always called 'Karma'.🤣 The youngest would catch large, complex words from adults, tv, or reading material, etc. and often use them, correctly in sentences/conversation. So cool!😊 Children really are amazing❤💯

Watch the reactions of the people behind him during “white people going to back of the line for medical Help” Full meme worthy!

@bernita88chaser80

2 жыл бұрын

the idiots behind a idiot devil its pathetic but honestly they can all disappear from reality let decent people exist

@grimslasher9642

2 жыл бұрын

@@bernita88chaser80 then that would take you out the equation there thanos

@ricktd6891

2 жыл бұрын

Any Kimmel fans here need the global warming scam debunked ? I know how badly you poor sheep get brainwashed by him.

@evilgirl9379

2 жыл бұрын

You mean is not true? Zombie🤦🏿‍♀️🇳🇬

@reikaboo23

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Whoever you have for that Biden voice needs a raise, absolutely spot on.

Because he knows how ignorant his base is!

@bryan123483

2 жыл бұрын

Man I see you everywhere! We have the same taste apparently.

@tommygolden2107

2 жыл бұрын

Trump2024.

@carrieb1414

2 жыл бұрын

@@tommygolden2107 lol trump can only serve 1 more time. Thank god for 2 terms max. 🇺🇸

@dcw4906

2 жыл бұрын

@@tommygolden2107 Wishful luck...He may try to run, but he won't win.

@BishopWalters12

2 жыл бұрын

LOL sweetie, you clearly can't live without Trump. I don't care about the 2 parties but your Dems are going to lose this year and 2024 with how things are going.

All this "if you're white" with Blacks for Trump behind him looking like WTF?

@ricmorales3406

2 жыл бұрын

I didn't notice that until you mentioned it. Haha! Thanks

@leanonme1065

2 жыл бұрын

Those blacks they can't stop embarrassing themselves on national tv

@m.capazzi9470

2 жыл бұрын

The complete lack of awareness when he mused "imagine having to go to the back of the line" in front of the group of Blacks. I guess he missed history as well.

@LaSheek

2 жыл бұрын

His base consists of most of the Anti Vaxxers. Maybe this is his way of trying to get them fired up to take the vaccine since they are statistically dying at higher rates.

@m.capazzi9470

2 жыл бұрын

@@LaSheek Additionally, more than half of Republican and GOP-leaning voters (56%) are ages 50 and older. The Republican Party is slowly dying. Figuratively and literally.

I appreciate this monologue because he does make jokes on both trump and Biden

What's funny? I actually _do_ unconsciously hold my breath as I pass through others' breathing spaces at the grocery store.

@NeilMortimer

2 жыл бұрын

I often hold my breath when I step inside various restaurants and cafes to pick up mobile orders rather than masking up for the 10-20 second transaction. This is life, now.

@logicaldude3611

2 жыл бұрын

I really hope you're trolling. I refuse to believe people like you actually exist. Please tell me you're joking. Aren't you wearing a mask? Fully vaxxed and boosted twice? You should be totally fine if you believe in "the science". Holding your breath in public lol Come on.

Haha🤣🤣🤣🤣🤭 See the reactions of the Blacks for Dumped.... they can't believe it... hope their cheques cleared before they stood behind him🤔🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤭😱

@GreenLine4444

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly. Most likely they were placed behind Trump on purpose by Trump's staff so the camera would pick them up, so Trump can pretend like he has large support from Black Americans. Which he doesn't.

@logicaldude3611

2 жыл бұрын

Saying that black people only support Trump because they need the money could be viewed as... RAAAYYYCISTTT But I'm sure you understand your own view, thinking blacks are inferior creatures who can only be controlled by white people's money. Good luck with that. African-Americans are human beings with thinking minds. They don't want to be on your plantation any longer. They're actually quite smarter than you are. Come over to the libertarian/conservative circle where we see them as real people.

@michaelhirst4634

2 жыл бұрын

@@logicaldude3611 is that before or after you take away their voting rights? But thanks for letting everyone know we're smarter than you... think!

@logicaldude3611

2 жыл бұрын

@@michaelhirst4634 If you think black people are so stupid that they don't have a form of identification, you're basically just proving my point. They're people living just like anybody else. You act like they're an uncontacted tribe in the Amazon.

@michaelhirst4634

2 жыл бұрын

@@logicaldude3611 nope I'm just trolling & your playing the strings... But keep going its entertaining 🤔🤔🤭🤣🤣🤣

For those of you who do not know, Florence Az. Is the location of the Arizona State Prison. It's an extremely small town that is surrounded by hundreds of square miles of harsh desert. 70% of its population is employees of the Prison and the rest is their families and support, like store gas station employees. I've been there. The Prison is the only thing to see, and it's very old and decapitated. It desperately needs to be torn down and replaced. I've never heard of anyone who wants to go see it. It's obvious that the only reason Trump went there is because of his long history of not paying city's fees for holding his rallies, there's no other town in Arizona that would let him.

@larsgutsein3910

2 жыл бұрын

That would be: dilapidated

@caitrina19

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha!!! I just posted the headline for your post! Yup, we don’t travel through Florence unless we have to !!!

@nancydecoste1455

2 жыл бұрын

Interesting.

@peterm4475

2 жыл бұрын

Nuremberg PA is also a small town.

@melgallardo2012

2 жыл бұрын

Seems worrisome.

Jimmy, you are a dear and loving dad. Your children are very lucky!

When my kids had their own rooms I was treated to an argument between the two late at night. When I checked them it turns out they were talking in their sleep. (in the daytime they couldn't go through 5 minutes without fighting)

The bald Black guy standing behind Trump in reconsidering his choices LOL

@HeadNtheClouds

2 жыл бұрын

Outrageous

@TroyBraiden

2 жыл бұрын

Who's outrageous? The Biden administration? You guys are brainwashed with msm.

@USMCR

2 жыл бұрын

Nah. He's realizing how much of a dumpster🔥 the Biden administration is... You know... Like what the rest of the country is thinking. 🤣

@m.w.3256

2 жыл бұрын

Delusional Trump supporters!

@USMCR

2 жыл бұрын

@@m.w.3256 You do realize who the current President is right? You know... the guy who can't even complete a coherent sentence or doesn't realize where he is half the time? Delusion is obsessing over a former President while completely ignoring the dumpster 🔥 that is the current administration and their disastrous policies which are literally destroying America. But hey. You don't seem to like facts and reality huh?

I could watch “This Week in Covid History” forever. It’s been great.

@katiehettinger7857

2 жыл бұрын

Be careful what you ask for that this pandemic is showing no signs of going anywhere soon. 😉

@LisaLGruman

2 жыл бұрын

@@katiehettinger7857 So true. I was just talking about that with my sister. At least the little news reels add a little joy. Take good care.

@alamodedesign

2 жыл бұрын

I know. I love that segment

@LisaLGruman

2 жыл бұрын

@@alamodedesign 👍🏻🙂

@TheMarkundercover

2 жыл бұрын

Agree.. Tony Barbieri- soooo talented

The shirts , how much did they get paid to wear them.

Please don't stop This Week in COVID History!! Don't let people forget the madness we've seen

7:20 "I know that happened to me." 😂😂😂😂 This is probably one of the best monologues of 2022

*OMG these rallies* 😒🙄... if I wanted to hear a broken record, I'd go through an old vinyl collection.🤦‍♂️

@vincentvega8337

2 жыл бұрын

And yet somehow you decided to comment the most repeated joke of all time, essentially making you the broken record… think before you post

@krystalstarrett6760

2 жыл бұрын

You seem pro tyrany, Trump is pro liberty. Liberty...look it up.

@ChandlerSomborac

2 жыл бұрын

@@krystalstarrett6760 You seem pro-ignorance and Trump lacks education. Education... look it up.😏

My whole life every time I’ve gotten in line it’s always been the back of the line

"Appliances (i.e. toasters)" on the list of items prohibited at Trump rallies is even funnier because they actually should have put "e.g.," which means "for example." Instead they put "i.e.," which means, "that is." So the entire list of appliances is really only toasters.

@MarkoVukovic0

2 жыл бұрын

That is the only appliance that his followers can (barely) operate.

@3baxcb

2 жыл бұрын

I would interpret that I could bring a turkey carving knife, a butane torch for creme Brûlée or even a microwave with a roll of tin foil since the organizers specifically put toasters in brackets when it comes to prohibited appliances.

"The Orange One's ranting rally filled with screaming, shouting and outlandish COVID conspiracies." So...it was a typical Orange One rally.

@jogman262

2 жыл бұрын

@ Dixon Mopar Prison! Prison! Prison! Prison!

@blaineboyle5997

2 жыл бұрын

@@dixonmopar2129 let’s go Darwin

@jerrywoods4066

2 жыл бұрын

@@jogman262 beat me to it

@Sharyk808

2 жыл бұрын

@@jogman262 😂😂😂😂

@mcclendon5434

2 жыл бұрын

@@dixonmopar2129 Traitor! Traitor! Traitor!

can you imagine that representative takes a phone call..... "you can't see it...how the hell do you hear voices? is it the machine or is it in your head?"

Calling him fatty LaBelle is so disrespectful Never give him a name after queen Patti

@melrankin3682

2 жыл бұрын

I COULDN'T AGREE WITH YOU MORE..!!!!!!!!!

@patsystone8114

2 жыл бұрын

Donnie Mushroom Headed Stump is a better name for the old orange clown.

@melrankin3682

2 жыл бұрын

@@patsystone8114 .. the ' old orange clown ' works as well.. lol

Do those back people standing behind Trump realize how horrifying it is to see that scene behind a guy spewing white supremacist talking points? They are literally props.

@CalmDownShh

2 жыл бұрын

It's extremely likely that they are paid

@ggcatbelladogantics2959

2 жыл бұрын

They are paid.

Looking at the "Blacks for Trump" who don't know how to react to his rant about whites being discriminated against in favor of blacks is priceless comedy.

@marylhere

2 жыл бұрын

I wonder if they traveled 700 miles to visit incarcerated relatives. The prison is the only business in town. One hundred bucks for an hour and a half to just stand there….notice they are not offered any red hats to wear only the cheap white tee shirt. Bet they were not allowed to keep them….

@laugh8574

2 жыл бұрын

They were most definitely planted there on purpose. Probably paid to attend too

@Aaron.Davis56

2 жыл бұрын

Never saw that coming ... LOL

@cassexpo4714

2 жыл бұрын

Trump is all in with the democrats or else why would he sign a executive order on sep 2019 for mass vaccinations for newer Influenza strains (most likely covid) but yet he was putting on a good theatrical show for the world that he is against covid vaccines for a few months after he had already signed the executive order? Now he is all pro vaccine? You and I don't have a political party as at the end of the day their end game is the same. They all have their own way of how to get there and what methods to use plus they all have their own sponsors who are running the show from behind the scenes like big pharma, energy, tech and etc. Freedom of movement and freedom of speech is just an illusion which they trying now to completely surpress. china gets Hong Kong, rest of the global leaders (elites) get more control passing new laws cause of covid fear and us the people are creating a prison like world cause we don't question it, reporting it and just going along with the narrative. Most big umbrella companies have long term gains from this pandemic. Wuhan lab was funded you know by who by now and China got the blame for it but yet they don't want to investigate. I guess Hong Kong was their end game as they already are in control of their people with a social credit system. Don't be surprised if the world sues China and they play along and forgive all the debts they got on other countries. They got Hong Kong and its worth trillions to them. In the long run its a win for of them including big pharma, vaccine makers, protective gear makers, pcr test makers, financial institutions cause of debt created due to lockdowns, generational wealth transfer due to people you and I know that died or are dying cause of surgeries and treatments getting cancelled so they can shift the blame on the unvaccinated and creat more fear and panic to get their way! People say why woukd they bring down their economy? Cause they will gain much more for generations to come!

@JamesKlemm87

2 жыл бұрын

@@cassexpo4714 The irony of someone this paranoid and fearful of his own shadow talking about shadowy figures spreading fear...

His young kids are endless material for his opening standup! I can relate with young kids

Bald truth is there's not one talkshow host who can do without Trump.

5:39 Disme Coins. Perfect, dissing Trump is one of my fav things to do 😆

Trump can be such drama queen when things don't go his way...And they said women were too emotional to be president.. Trump's the biggest Karen!!!😁

@Dahfukc

2 жыл бұрын

has anyone tried calling him a drama queen in person? i feel like that man would get so offended and start having a tantrum 😂💀🤦🏽‍♂️

@leevancliffneridacampo7769

2 жыл бұрын

Nice!? 🤣

@nothere5250

2 жыл бұрын

Who's "they"? You mean men.

@Dahfukc

2 жыл бұрын

@@nothere5250 people with conservative values

@nothere5250

2 жыл бұрын

@@Dahfukc So men.

Will really miss This Week in Covid history, it was great!

@DSAhmed

2 жыл бұрын

This bit will probably continue for another 2 or 3 years. We thought 2021 and the vaccine would be the end of covid. Omicron: "Hold my beer"

@gundamcollector77

2 жыл бұрын

@@DSAhmed Omicron more like big Pharma doing every thing they can to exploit you.

@DSAhmed

2 жыл бұрын

@@gundamcollector77 we’re living in the age of the conspiracy nut 🥜🤪

@ricktd6891

2 жыл бұрын

@@DSAhmed Jimmy is the one pushing the biggest conspiracy in the world on you, CO2 caused catastrophic global warming.

@7:00 The brother behind trump is shaking his head in disbelief. I think he says, oh just stop. He did it again a few moments later.

I liked the expression on the faces of the black dudes behind him

"The Former Guy has a rally where he screams, shouts and rambles stupidly." Okay - which year are we talking here? Only times he doesn't do that are when he's sleeping.

@sunnyboknow

2 жыл бұрын

Do we really know that tho??

@carmanthomas8144

2 жыл бұрын

I like that you call what's his name as the former guy . Sweet!!!

@lzrd8460

2 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately, he only sleeps four hours a night!

@mcrestwood7378

2 жыл бұрын

Its bullshit that is what is,,, like trump,total bullshit

@terenceheesch8351

2 жыл бұрын

I seriously doubt he actually sleeps...I imagine his blood sugar gets really low, he slips into a 2 minute sugar coma, Melania crams a handful of Gummi Bears into his mouth, works his jaws and... 😨😰😨😨😨😨

Ha ha. The funniest sight at rally, he lined all of his 10 black supporters as props behind him. They were all issued 'blacks for trump' t-shirts. Including that one lone black guy that appeared at a lot of his rallies in every state he visited in the 2016 campaign. Wonder who flew him all over the country back the?

@johnnyfreedom3437

2 жыл бұрын

Did you notice that most of them were looking at their phones

@CynAnne1

2 жыл бұрын

Alex Alex - Can't wait to see Keenan playing him (again) on "SNL"... 😂

@infectedpuddle1638

2 жыл бұрын

Look at the one directly behind Trump to the right. When Trump said white people have to go to the back of the line, he was like.....WTF!!

@joannassif1041

2 жыл бұрын

@@johnnyfreedom3437 They were trying to keep up with the Patriots football game.

@r.flores9569

2 жыл бұрын

Talk about buying extras for , he's rallies ...😂😂😂 it's obvious that group of black people were paid to seat behind him so everyone can see , he's a changed man....that no longer hates other's...lol 😂😂😂😂 nice try though...

Trump’s third grade level speeches, usually given by wrestlers at WWE events, are ready for purchase on Amazon music as his old man get off of my lawn greatest hits edition.

TV like this should be neutral. This is one of the reasons the US is so divided. Never gonna learn...

It brings back me to when my kid, now 23, was like that. Now he comes at 3AM and wants to wake me up to have a non important conversation. It NEVER ends Jimmy!

@neobahamut6751

2 жыл бұрын

If your son wakes you up at 3AM to talk to you, it sucks but for him to feel that confortable, it also means that your are a damn good parent!!!

@scienz

2 жыл бұрын

he's on drugs

@xlaw6272

2 жыл бұрын

Jesus Chryse, @Monterey Bay, don’t tell me that. I’m counting down the next 15 years and now you’re telling me this.

@gps831coast

2 жыл бұрын

Where is your picture from. I live in Monterey bay. I looking for a place for a place to keep boats.

@triarb5790

2 жыл бұрын

@@xlaw6272 I have same with mid 20 boys. Often get late phone calls or middle of night visits. 'Just coz'. They still want me!! 😊 my opinion and my company. I hatelove it. 🤷‍♀️😆

Holy crap... I have lived that EXACT kids experience in the night.

@mikemondano3624

2 жыл бұрын

You need classes, too. Or put the kids up for adoption for their own good.

@penitentiarychances9459

2 жыл бұрын

haha on the flipside, I remember doing crap like this to my parents, how they got any sleep ... haha

@johnnyfreedom3437

2 жыл бұрын

The sunglasses killed me

@DustyJones1997BGCL

2 жыл бұрын

@@mikemondano3624 woah woah 😳😨 that's going to far lol

Eleven blacks in a sea of thousands of whites. Ok yeah right

JIMMY! WHYYYYYYYYY!? just when baby shark was finally out of my head you have introduced "Dat just my baby doggie", a new special kind of torture.

Jimmy is a natural! So glad we have him!

@thomasjohn6041

2 жыл бұрын

A Hollywood lib shyt? I’ll pass.

@erin19030

2 жыл бұрын

When I see Trumps supporters at these rallies I begin to understand the people of Middle Eastern countries, decry “ Death to America “ ! I am ashamed of my so called fellow Americans .

@greeneyedlady5580

2 жыл бұрын

@@thomasjohn6041 And yet you're here, putting more money is Jimmy's pocket. Good job!

@thomasjohn6041

2 жыл бұрын

@@greeneyedlady5580 uh huh. Don’t worry about my money. Let’s go BRANDON

@BishopWalters12

2 жыл бұрын

He's a hypocrite and a sheep for the Dems.

I wonder how much those people wearing the “blacks for trump” shirts got paid

@nickremoll2162

2 жыл бұрын

Probably nothing

@jeffbaer5851

2 жыл бұрын

Zip. Not a cent. Trump PROMISED to pay them. They will NOT get paid.

@FrankBenlin

2 жыл бұрын

Free shirt.

@blaineboyle5997

2 жыл бұрын

Hand job from Eric

@patsalcido5172

2 жыл бұрын

Silly you and them. Trump dont pay the people he hires!

~ Great! Jimmy has the best monologues & videos!

" Hey get in the car We're getting The Cult back together man" !

If laughter is the best medicine. Then Jimmy is the best prescription! Thanks for the laughs!

Trump is right. Every time I go somewhere and there's a line I have to go to the back of it! 🤔Go figure 😳😳😳😄😄😄

@KharisB.A

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂 It really sucks 😂😂😂

@computerstar9883

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Damn you, Kimmel! I coulda lived my entire life without hearing that song!

Jimmy, you crack us up with Fatty Labelle! Love it, keep it coming. Cheers🤣

Don't stop, "this week in covid history", we're still in it! Also I look forward to it every week 😁

@triarb5790

2 жыл бұрын

I can highly recommend the YT series Jimmy Rees "Meanwhile in Australia" He's a former children's TV entertainer and has switched to covid satire with aplomb. The Australian in jokes will probably pass you by, but the absurdities of bureaucracy and state v state v federal government infighting and petty rivalries are the same here as the US and he's portrays it brilliantly. He's up to Part 47 I think it is now. Each episode is a potted history of this week in Covid and politics downunder style.

@RankinMsP

2 жыл бұрын

My favourite.

@injunsun

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed with Stephanie. We need the almost gallows humour.

@knewdist

2 жыл бұрын

I tested positive for COVID....I can't believe it..... Didn't feel a thing.... I got vacation time... losers

@triarb5790

2 жыл бұрын

@@knewdist Over 855,000 of your fellow citizens died. I'm sure they would love to have had your luck.

The best thing about Trump rallies is when Jimmy and Stephen Colbert make us laugh at something truly terrifying.

@deby7821

2 жыл бұрын

Well put !

@saintsataniko2116

2 жыл бұрын

The second best thing is that they are spreading a deadly virus to the dumbest, most treasonous people in America.

@drewjbx228

2 жыл бұрын

more terrifying as the current state of our country under Biden? WAKE UP!

@gamepapa1211

2 жыл бұрын

@@drewjbx228 look at the view count. Now look at yours. Look at the subscribers count. Now look at yours. Now look at the "EXIT" sign.

@carlmcgregor2707

2 жыл бұрын

The scary bit, is Trump actually has a good chance of winning in 2024. USA is a divided dumpster fire of a country. Makes for great TV though.

I could watch "Covid Became History" this week. It’s been forever.

@Lizardking73

2 жыл бұрын

@aliss liou i felt there was a bit of a trend going on??

@Lizardking73

2 жыл бұрын

@aliss liou better now? 😁

Calling trump fatty is childish,,,,,,yet oddly satisfying.

King Baby Coward reminds me of a post fame performance artist: used to play at packed stadiums and now performing at sad gatherings of old fans who isn't too enthusiastic about his new materials.

@terricarroll9679

2 жыл бұрын

What new material?

@CynAnne1

2 жыл бұрын

GamePapa - Donnie's the 'piano-playing chicken' that "Margaret" describes to "Lucy" in "Boardwalk Empire" (Season #2, I believe). 😏

@nuckygulliver9607

2 жыл бұрын

yeah! who cares that he respects bodily autonomy and is against censorship. We love the corporations like our parents.

@gamepapa1211

2 жыл бұрын

@@nuckygulliver9607 so you're saying his gatherings are not sad and his new materials are compelling?

"Cov will magically disappear." He still claimed there's no Cov.

@sandramiller1988

2 жыл бұрын

He actually authorized the directive for the vaccine that keeps you from getting it, idiot. “Operation Warp Speed” Look it up, you may learn something for the first time…

@marcleslac2413

2 жыл бұрын

The angry creamsicle is a master of of the 1984 orwellian doublethink tbf.

@jillionairess

2 жыл бұрын

@@sandramiller1988 Except that his own people won't take it so it's pretty much all for nothing. But, your insults were fun to read anyway. :D

@larryl4216

2 жыл бұрын

@@sandramiller1988 kinda his administration started it but the science word did it not him. He takes credit for anything good. If it's bad he don't address it he blames everything on others .hes also the damn idiot that eliminated the pandemic team.the whole world was warned a pandemic would come. So he sure effed that all up.

@judychandler8485

2 жыл бұрын

He once said Covid was a hoax that would magically go away the day after the election ..😤

America’s loons managed to make their way to Florence Arizona to see their idol.

@sheilaboston7051

2 жыл бұрын

Did donnie send buses to take them home or did he leave them there?

Jimmy Kimmel. Love ya for years man. Not gonna change. Stop hatin on my Trump.

Jimmy you are such an incredible father Love from Africa

How much do they pay the blokes to wear Blacks for Trump T shirts.

@evanpatterson7098

2 жыл бұрын

Not enough. The world would have to go broke to pay me to even be in the same town as dump.

@gigisasz4580

2 жыл бұрын

I heard Dump pays them $15.00 per hour if black and way more if white. Not surprised.

@YouT00ber

2 жыл бұрын

They wear the tshirts for free because that their true belief

@nat4465

2 жыл бұрын

You don’t think a black person is free and smart enough to decide on their own who they choose to support?

Dad, I can't find my sunglasses! Hilarious!!!

ROFL Okay, so the sunglasses had me roaring with laughter. But the cherry on this sundae was "FATTY LABELLE!" I'm dead!

@ 8:45 No jimmy! In Northern California I am living with a Safeway a Grocery Outlet and a Walmart where it is anything goes. Signs prominently posted on the doors and more then half the customers are not wearing masks. No free masks. I shop in fear every time a go to get my groceries. Tonight could be the time I come back from my shopping with my dinner and COVID-19. It's not right for me to have to be dealing with this.

@lynnpayne9519

2 жыл бұрын

I am in your exact shoes. I went to the butcher shop and nobody had a mask on. Plenty of Trump hats however. That and pro life signs on the meat cases.

Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best Talk show on the air right now. You rock Jimmy. 😇🤗❤️💙❤️💙

@WillIngram08

2 жыл бұрын

Jimmy's great Jimmy does awesome. TV show funny show Jimmy's great Jimmy Jimmy

@incasolja1

2 жыл бұрын

Graham norton is best talk show but jimmys good too

@libertyhannah451

2 жыл бұрын

👍👍👍. I love Jimble Kimble lol

@jonny-dp2qr

2 жыл бұрын

LMAOOOO😭

@libertyhannah451

2 жыл бұрын

@@incasolja1 well, in America lol

Also he closed the parking lot so no one could leave until he was done 😅

"It is unbelievable that anyone would believe this"....... Trumps own words!

The Blacks for Trump behind him is so clearly brought in by walking the streets of LA and saying "how'd you like to make 5$ today?".

@sjbock

2 жыл бұрын

They probably got paid a little more than that.

@ryanle6395

2 жыл бұрын

WTF? Stop spewing lies. They were brought in for a drumstick

@infectedpuddle1638

2 жыл бұрын

Look closely at the bearded one to Trumps right. Trump said white people have to go to the back of the line and that guy start losing his sheet 🤣😅😂

@Emma-dh1lx

2 жыл бұрын

@@infectedpuddle1638 Saw that! He was like this muthaf**k*r didn't just complain about white and lines!

@Aaron.Davis56

2 жыл бұрын

@@ryanle6395 Maybe a 2 piece and a soda. It worked for Soul Train ... LOL

Can someone put all editions of "This Week in Covid History" together?! Please, we need to remember just how INSANE it alll was.

@peanutbutterdragon4105

2 жыл бұрын

Still Is

@amalmoallin

2 жыл бұрын

Omg imagine people studying history in a couple of hundred years , there going to think must have been all insane

Jimmy, I'm dying here!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

If the network stops paying Jimmy Kimble, maybe he will just go away.

Jimmy's kids: "Dad! the internet is down! We can't watch youtube!" Jimmy: "IT WORKED! *Proceeds to fall asleep on the spot*

@ironfist458

2 жыл бұрын

AHAHAHA… *NOT* 😒🙄

@blairbrown4812

2 жыл бұрын

I'm no parent, but even I know that won't stop them from pestering you. If anything, KZread going down will make things far, far worse than they have to be. I should know. I know how I'd react if KZread went down....

I wanna know what happened that made security want to be ban toasters from trump rallies

On the phone alongside my Navy squadron mate Wayne, from Bahrain on Christmas eve 1997, talking to his 5 year old Wayne Jr in California. "Dinosaurs, dinosaurs, dinosaurs, dinosaurs, dinosaurs, dinosaurs, dinosaurs..." For 30 minutes.

No! Not the last one! It makes life bearable.

Lincoln project look it up and will tell the truth and for the haters who follow the big lie and Trump organization guilty in all counts ..just a post about the truth 🤗🤗✌🏽

@darkav3nger42

2 жыл бұрын

Oh you mean the Lincoln project that was caught staging that fake white supremacist march in Virginia with three white people and one black guy standing out in the rain with home depot tiki torches, that Lincoln Project okay got it 👌👍 Lets Go Brandon!!!

@vickymoffatt2163

2 жыл бұрын

@@darkav3nger42 your nuts

Florence is the town where high security and death row inmates are kept in the strange state of Arizonia. Maybe he was wondering what his new home will look like....

That’s when you introduce your kids to the front of your hand ands the back of your hands 🤣.

classroom instruments "That's just my baby doggy" go for it Jimmy

My three year old daughter put a pair of sunglasses on me, they were upside down and she screamed every time I tried to take them off. She's 27 now and married, the poor schmuck didn't know what he was getting into.

@jambutty2218

2 жыл бұрын

Lol.

I loved how bored everyone in that crowd. Going to a Trump rally looks as exciting as watching grass grow.

@Masshole4life

2 жыл бұрын

Well, at least he speaks to the public….why doesn’t Joe? 🤨

@christophernevarez3396

2 жыл бұрын

@@Masshole4life lmao , got'em

@michaell6870

2 жыл бұрын

But you voted for Brandon. That shows your intellect.

@mark.of.the.beast.6662

2 жыл бұрын

@@Masshole4life you mean like all those speeches to the american people bidens been doing

@archingelus

2 жыл бұрын

Grasswatchers are eing offended by this comment because it is more interesting a d grass doesn't rant :))

Chris Albert… couldn’t said it any better!😂

My god I don't know who is more loathsome. Kimmel or Seth Meyers

This week in Covid history should be a staple like Guillermo. It just works/clicks.

@youralgebratutor3800

2 жыл бұрын

I love this week in Covid History

Did anyone else notice the bald black man Looking around shaking his head in reaction to what thumper was saying about white people problems LOL How I would LOVE a Closeup THAT GUY! LOL

@jogman262

2 жыл бұрын

He said, “Say what?!”

My daughter is the definition of the book "If you give a mouse a cookie."

Jimmy's kids be like, Dad how can you tuck me in cause your in Gitmo 🤣

It's interesting to me, how many black, seat fillers are right behind him, while he rants about white people being victimized.

@JenTilly96

2 жыл бұрын

As a black person myself,I feel ashamed.

@Aaron.Davis56

2 жыл бұрын

What some people will do for a Clean White Tee and a Happy Meal.

Does this mean we get a new Jordan Klepper at a rally? Time to check Daily Show.

Those "Blacks for Trump" made me laugh so hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 "Racism against white people is real!!"

Jimmy, you should lend 45 your writers once and a while..lol.

The Snowstorm is Betty White letting Us know She is with us on Her 💯 th xo🇨🇦

Having lived in Florence Arizona, I can verify that Jimmy's assertion is correct. There is nothing to do there.

@jogman262

2 жыл бұрын

The comb over! 😆 Trumpo says “my comb over is better.”

@whatthetroll9347

2 жыл бұрын

I'm working in construction today Florence is growing

@patrickwolff2727

2 жыл бұрын

Is the state penitentiary still there? Maybe Cheato was looking into some comparable accommodations for his future? We can only hope.

@Ritapita73

2 жыл бұрын

@@patrickwolff2727 Sure is! Six of them, in total now...

@componenx

2 жыл бұрын

Except stepping in the Trump, but then you have to clean your shoes.

**United States Constitution**: 14th amendment, article 3: “No person shall hold any office civil or military, under the United States, or under any state, who, having previously taken an oath to support the constitution of the United States, shall have engaged in insurrection or rebellion against the same, or giving aid or comfort to the enemies thereof.”

Oh thank god you have trump To talk about again