The matching suits really brings home the concept that they are mindless minions

The four treasons 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

@edmer68

16 күн бұрын

That was golden!

@sherinameless1618

15 күн бұрын

Singing their hit, "Big Boys Don't Cry (About How Everything is So Unfair, Donald)."

@DawnDavidson

15 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

@vintagelady1

14 күн бұрын

Epic laughter!!!

No, they're not a cult at all. 🙄

@AnneDeo-uu9nb

16 күн бұрын

Cultural Marxist communist agenda is a tribe

@lynnevanvorce7727

15 күн бұрын

I know, right 😂😂😂

"the defense rests". Peak comedy! 😂

@qofaconfirmation

16 күн бұрын

For some reason I heard this joke in my head in Amber Ruffin's voice. I wonder which of the writers actually penned it.

@benwasserman8223

15 күн бұрын

Huh, that terrible North joke paid off in the real world. How about that.

Trump: "I am not even allowed to testify." Judge: "I am totally happy if you want to testify. ... And here is some rope. Just tell me if you need more."

@richinoable

16 күн бұрын

I hear him testify every f'n day.

@serendipitouslytranscenden8843

16 күн бұрын

He carries his own rope at all times.

@debrajames6286

16 күн бұрын

😅😅😅😅

@garfield2439

15 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

@peterschancel7223

15 күн бұрын

Judge'''""Do you swear to tell the truth , the whole truth and nothing but the truth?"" ..Trump ""I will the fifth'"""

What's with the guys in Trump suits and ties? Oh, now I get it, Trump's personal"Brownie" Troup!

@user-oldblindguyD

15 күн бұрын

@kateflies3930, or, TRUMP's REPUBLICAN THUG CHOIR. Stay well, friend. .

@marshamariner7897

15 күн бұрын

Or ...dumpazi brown shirts 🤢🤮🤬🤢🤮🤬

@betsiecleworth5853

15 күн бұрын

Brown shirts or brown noses?

"They look like a doo-wop group called the Four Treasons" 🤣💯

The trump posse roast was delicious, but “MAGApella” was the cherry on top

@BD-zn7nr

16 күн бұрын

I liked the Men's Warehouse's softball team;😂😅😂

@UnconventionalReasoning

15 күн бұрын

Singing on their way to the game.

That's the new formal Russian Congress Attire.

Mike and the Magettes, appearing at a courthouse near you.

"They look like The Four Seasons… Total Landscaping."

@plaidpanda

15 күн бұрын

You win ALL THE THINGS!! 🏆

When "who wore it best?" has no answer.

@ogoodlord374

15 күн бұрын

Funny 😂

Could anything be more creepy and cultish? If his minions had minds of their own they wouldn't know what to do with them.

"They look like a singing group called MAGApella." How do you just gloss over that so quickly!? 😂

The only surprise is that the GQP weren't all in brown shirts.

@edwardhammer2680

16 күн бұрын

Republican party is a fascist party

The Trump Cosplayers also wore diapers for authenticity.

@Gutol

15 күн бұрын

I'm sure the were all hearing "Little Green Bag" playing in their heads 😂

The Four Treasons...Too Funny !!!😂

Straight out of the movie, The Joker and his penguins

@AnneDeo-uu9nb

16 күн бұрын

Hollywood far left movies. Know who runs Hollywood

@lynemac2539

15 күн бұрын

​@@AnneDeo-uu9nb Care to elaborate?

@sherinameless1618

15 күн бұрын

@@lynemac2539 The possible answers are: A. The woke liberal rich guys who control everything, and make my cat not like me. B. George Soros C. Those people at the Anti-Defamation Leaugue who keep serving me with cease and desist orders.

@joshramirez7

15 күн бұрын

​@@lynemac2539 Elaborating is not MAGAs thing. They just say things.

"''A GHOST THAT HAUNTS OTHER GHOSTS."" THAT'S GOLD.

@greglamm5986

15 күн бұрын

Samantha Bee once called him "Homophobic Race Bannon".

@sussekind9717

15 күн бұрын

He looks like he stepped on a landmine, that instead of shrapnel, was filled with bleached flour.

The defense rests😂😂😂

I love that trump is having to actually get up and go to court.

Worst...Flash-Mob... Ever! 🤨

I was expecting them to start singing about the Lollipop Guild.

I can get weed on any block in brooklyn, but i have to walk 6 blocks to buy an apple.

@sussekind9717

15 күн бұрын

Oh, you smoke out of apples, too? It has such a fruity taste. Try this, get an unripe hard peach, and then cut it so that you can just get the pit out. Pull the ink stem out of a pen and use the outside piece to kind of drill a hole in the peach through to the pit cavity, and then use the peach pit cavity as the bowl. So tasty! You can also use the pen piece as a extension for a mouthpiece. Clip it down if you need to. Plain old Paper Mate's, they seem to work best. Enjoy!

Don’t call matching suits and tie a cult lol😂😂😂

I read this brilliant quote in a related comment section, pls share if you agree: “Trump is the poor man’s idea of a rich man, the weak man’s idea of a strong man, and the stupid man’s idea of a smart man.” ~ Anonymous

@edgarcook9607

16 күн бұрын

Seems that was originally said about Newt Gingrich!

@leannevandekew1996

16 күн бұрын

@@edgarcook9607 “Trump is the poor man’s idea of a rich man, the weak man’s idea of a strong man, and the stupid man’s idea of a smart man.”

@cassandro9445

7 күн бұрын

Exactly. Just as Ben Shapiro and Jordan Peterson are a dumb man's idea of an intelligent person 😂

Some good jokes tonight. Nothing like the prospect of presidential debates to get everyone fired up. My favorite: the Xerox copies of Mitt Romney, with each one getting worse.

@paulyricca3881

16 күн бұрын

👴🏻🥃 ROBERT DUNDER IN 24

One of Seth's best. Your writers are so spot on. Good medicine.

Brown shirts were sold out

Wax on, wax off.

Thanks Seth and Crew

@paulyricca3881

16 күн бұрын

👠👠⬅️ YOURS?

I think the courtroom sketch artist should issue a portfolio of her sleeping Trump sketches. It could be used as part of a "scared straight" program for people with narcolepsy.

@lotanerve

16 күн бұрын

Or to add to his next set of NFTs.

@luisadiaz1960

16 күн бұрын

They should make T-shirts with his mug shot foto next to his sleeping at trial sketch. Never surrender? Hahaha. Clown leader

If their master commands, the dogs have to obey.

The coordinated wardrobe...This is all in prep for when they all wear the same prison jumpsuit.

His toupee seems to collapse with his face as he nods off

@paulyricca3881

16 күн бұрын

😫 FREE PALESTINE

@judithdavidson2356

16 күн бұрын

@@paulyricca3881 who would you suggest as its government?

@paulyricca3881

16 күн бұрын

@@judithdavidson2356 👴🏻🥃 DUHH I DONT NO

Wax figure joke about Melania...🤣🤣🤣🤣

Correction: You should make the graphics team watch 3 days of home renovation videos a Clockwork Orange style for thinking that's how you apply deck stain

I now have over 50 bags. From stores I’ve never been to. I forget my reusable bags and purchase just enough items, that I can’t carry them.

To be fair, Johnson was the only one with blue/red striped tie. Talk about sending a message xD

The defense rests...🤣🤣🤣🤣

Seth Meyers Rules All Late Night Bar None.

The defense stinks and farts too.

They look like the less acceptable Reservoir Dogs.

@paulyricca3881

16 күн бұрын

👴🏻🥃 MY HUSBAND LEFT ME FOR THE BUTTER AND EGG MAN

"a group called the 4 Treasons. . ." Genius hilarious!!!

Commenting to show appreciation for 'The Four Treasons' joke

The 4 Treasons 😂

do they sing barbershop style? when he gets convicted I hope they play "Goodbye my Coney Island Baby" (it'd be another simpsons prediction come true)

@prenks23

15 күн бұрын

You mean "Goodbye my Riker's Island Baby?"

Minions, stand by!

@betsiecleworth5853

15 күн бұрын

One eye, goggles colour of a buttercup and about knee height?! Suddenly the blithering incomprehensibility of MAGA has an explanation!!

The Four Treasons 🤣🤣

I live in Queens, NY, and the Smoke Shop on every block is not a joke. They are EVERYWHERE!!!!!!

@marshamariner7897

15 күн бұрын

We only hv 1 shop in spirt lake...and 25 miles 2 the next one🤬🤬🤬🤬

"We are a nation that just recently heard that Saudi Arabia and Russia... reebooottuuyuuuhhh" - Trump Oh pleaaaase do a live debate.

@paulyricca3881

16 күн бұрын

👗⬅️YOURS??

@KrakenIsland64

16 күн бұрын

@@paulyricca3881 yeah your mother left it here 😉

@joachimschoder

16 күн бұрын

I doubt it will happen. Trump has a big mouth if nobody is challenging him, but is a coward at heart. His staff will find some stupid reason for him to cancel and he will use it to paint himself as a persecuted victim and ask for more money.

@paulyricca3881

16 күн бұрын

@@KrakenIsland64 👴🏻🥃 YO MOTHER LOOK LIKE RONDO HATTON

@user-ge9tl2lc1z

16 күн бұрын

How can you do a LIVE debate when one of the persons is a ZOMBIE ?

The deck stain joke was great.

Was there a missing punchline for that last Jeopardy joke?

Bro who decided celebrity jeopardy would be the closer lmao

Charge them all with obstruction of justice.

Country over party!

@AnneDeo-uu9nb

16 күн бұрын

Tell that to politicians with 2 passports

Definitely NOT A CULT YALL 😂🤣😂

Ok, good monologue today.😂

Q: How do you get around a gag order? A: "The Apprentice" model of Vice Presidential candidate selection.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the stage the. Four Treasons.

Really need a Seth here in England

@sherinameless1618

15 күн бұрын

Well, don't think about stealing ours! ☺

@stopthecrazyguy9948

15 күн бұрын

You had John Oliver but didn't know what to do with him. Your lose is our gain.

The Four Treasons. I’m done. Lmfao.

That last joke 'celebrity jeopardy ' was deserving of far more of a laugh than it got. I found it very meta/funny. Winder who wrote that one....shirley not scollins. Hello all feom a uk jackal

Wow! His ego now requires an entire fleet of Mini-Mes to follow him around and make him feel good about being the most horrible person to ever live.

the Celebrity Jeopardy one was a quality joke! I was laughing at home, anyway.

@phelan_pt

14 күн бұрын

I didn't get it, what am I missing?

Stepfords.

Hey Seth, so this is a long time #correction that bugs me. You never say "end quote" when your quotes are finished in the show. Sometimes, I have to rewind the clip to listen again for when the quote ends. We already know that #Wally does write the " notation on your cards. Perhaps @wallyferesten could startwriting out the words "end quote" on Seth's cards. To quote a jackal, "Just something to consider, Seth. See you next week.

@jb888888888

16 күн бұрын

I have to assume that your lack of end quote was intentional.

@reg2611

16 күн бұрын

@@jb888888888 Indeed! I'm so glad you caught that. #JackalJokes :)

I will never watch any debate where Donald Trump is one of the debaters.

Tools, just not the sharp ones. Exasperating!

Soooo solid Seth! Well done.

Mit Romney in a cloning machine and something went really, really, really wrong 😂

Have you ever had a Trump Club Sandwich? It's a crime. A trump club sandwich consists of toasted white bread, with an orange glaze, it's full of baloney and spam, with Russian dressing and a small pickle on the side. A small mushroom head will cost an extra $130K.

It looks more like The Five Seasons, and one of them has a stripey tie.

The Four Treasons! 😄

I would have thought Trump would’ve injected BBQ sauce

Whata bunch of herbs. Yea, you guys are cool 😂😂😂

I wonder if they all wore diapers too.

Died here laughing

Give your writers a raise!

During this trial, Trump is looking exactly like he did while Seth was eviscerating him at the White House Correspondents Dinner

Dejavu all over again.

@beecnul8r

16 күн бұрын

Thanks Yogi

@emiliasmith5561

16 күн бұрын

I have been in this place before

1:32 wtf😂🤦‍♂️

Matching suits so the Grump could recognize those there for him that he can’t remember.

Where’s Melania? Hiding with Rudy.😂

@timobrien2586

15 күн бұрын

Is there really a Melania? I could never tell if she was alive or a wax figure.

They really celebrate the cult uniform thing on the right, don't they? 😂

The "tie junk"(2:15) looks like someones wedding.

Are the Red Ties the new Brown Shirts? Asking for a friend.

@julesmasseffectmusic

16 күн бұрын

They are the brown shirts that get tax cuts

Testify Testify Testify 😂

The idea that anyone in NYC is paying outrageous city prices for bodega weed is beyond insane. Grow your own, folks! Tell big biz and the mayor "Thanks but I'll puff puff PASS".

@stopthecrazyguy9948

15 күн бұрын

Great advice from someone who has never lived in a small apartment. Plus the out lay and electric bills would be exorbitant.

@PanteraRossa

15 күн бұрын

@@stopthecrazyguy9948 it’s 2024, they got smart scheduled leds and sell grow boxes on Amazon dude. Can get setup under a grand too. There are tons of people in your neighborhood growing in apartments smaller than yours. And you can only legally have 4-6 plants anyway so space isn’t an issue unless you’re going pro.

Trump will be a no-show and blame it on Biden 😮

They look like a bunch of discount Mormon missionaries who all work at the same used car lot.

too funny !

the Celebrity Jeopardy joke deserved a better response. Think it may have gone over some people's heads.

@xenidus

15 күн бұрын

I still don't get it and I've been thinking about it for half a day 😂

Can we get an extended version of the Trump & wax Melania conversation in Corrections?

That was a close-er look 👈

I imagine the wax melania might actually be warmer than the real one.

“ Who is Turd Ferguson?” Hope Will sees this! 😅

Mike Johnson and his gaggle of sycophants look like the Five Neat Guys from SCTV being sentenced for tax evasion.

Hey, Man!!! That's My Celebrity Jeopardy Joke! I Told that One Yesterday! Which Writer Copied Me? Was It the Weird One with the Curly Hair and Kinda Looks like a Cannibal? He's Cute!💞

Good morning seth meyers fans