Anyone in the medical field that deals with cognitive tests, cringe with 2nd hand embarrassment every time Trump acts like passing one means he's "a stable genius." Passing it just means he gets to go home unaccompanied. Truly, he is a buffoon...

@cameldung-on-the-walls446

3 ай бұрын

What else can be expected of a self-proclaimed very stable genius?

@wayne4050

3 ай бұрын

Complete with the orange complexion.

@noellalexander9527

3 ай бұрын

Also, He only brags about doing things he never did. so did he pass?

@sherinameless1618

3 ай бұрын

My grandma used to boast about acing her cognitive tests too. But she was 95, in a study about dementia symptoms, and never thought windmills killed whales.

@tzagear

3 ай бұрын

Hes not only a buffoon, he is King Buffoon

Any test that asks you to identify an animal is not something to brag about.

@sherinameless1618

3 ай бұрын

If the answers to your test are on a See 'n Say, you can only brag if you are under 18 months old.

@pixiebells

3 ай бұрын

Unless you're in kindergarten! 😅

@1972danhall

3 ай бұрын

@@pixiebells I would bet my house that my 4 year old nephew could do just as good as Trump. My nephew is very smart for a 4 year old. Trump brags about things that most people would be embarrassed.

@draxthemsklonst

3 ай бұрын

If you had to identify which was which out of a rat, a mouse, a pika and a bandicoot it would be difficult.

@1972danhall

3 ай бұрын

@@draxthemsklonst That wasn’t the test. Even Trump said it was a giraffe, tiger, whale ,etc.

I think it's been like 4 years, and I still remember "person, woman, man, camera, tv" off the top of my head...

@ElisaW914

3 ай бұрын

Yes! Thank you! I've been scrolling down the comments hoping someone mentions this. I'm wondering if these are the 5... I mean... 6 "names" he now changed completely because he couldn't think of the original ones.

@BaldingClamydia

3 ай бұрын

That's what I was coming down here to say :D

@KeithJackson-ux7eh

3 ай бұрын

@@ElisaW914hey!!! Be respectful. He named five things in his field of vision. Doctors were amazed 🙄🤦‍♂️😂

a cognitive test for dementia should be treated like a test for syphilis. you're relieved that you passed it, but you don't go around bragging that your doctor wanted you tested for it and you passed.

@mblhjess

3 ай бұрын

This comment deserves way more likes!

@alumpyhorse

3 ай бұрын

brilliant

The man calling his opponent old has just openly admitted to being tested for dementia twice in the last six years.

@J.M.-nb4gw

3 ай бұрын

Exactly! I'm at 63 year old nurse working with Alzheimer's and Dementia patients and the only reason we administer these tests are for dementia screening

@EH23831

3 ай бұрын

And he won’t leave it alone! 🙄🤦🏻‍♀️

@Taurusus

3 ай бұрын

I wouldn't be surprised if Biden has done it once or twice, he's just sharp enough to know not to bring it up in public.

@tweerden

3 ай бұрын

He forgot about the other 5 tests he had to do. And he SAID he was to pay for good results. He didn’t pay, he forgot to do so.

@humphreygruntwhistle3946

3 ай бұрын

Biden can't remember what he had for breakfast five minutes ago. That's why he refuses to take the test. What a coward.

He had to pay 5 million to start with and then he opened his mouth and now he has to pay 83 million.

@barbarajolley6578

3 ай бұрын

Art of the Deal, Donnie style....

@paul2019monte

3 ай бұрын

​@@barbarajolley6578😅😅😅

@qrealdonyai3879

3 ай бұрын

Donnie Style 🤣🤣 my granny always said that "thang under your nose, will get that thang under your clothes fzck up" ! Donnie Style for sure 😂😂❤

@MsBeachgirl10

3 ай бұрын

That's what a genius he is.

@mariegarside8830

3 ай бұрын

There is another verdict coming soon.

The fact that he doesn't understand the difference between a cognitive test, an aptitude test and an IQ test says everything we need to know.

@bernlin2000

3 ай бұрын

Lol...him and 90%+ of Americans 🤣

@sig7838

2 ай бұрын

Then why doesn't Biden take one?

@madeleineprice9645

25 күн бұрын

@@sig7838 - He’s not the one on trial.

My mother who is starting to get dementia, took that test and passed as well. And whenever he has a story with "Sir" in it, it's a lie.

@mattsweet6347

3 ай бұрын

Or “they”

@oldrrocr

3 ай бұрын

or "a lot of people are saying"🤣

@-oiiio-3993

3 ай бұрын

@@oldrrocr _People tell me..._

@SeanPat1001

3 ай бұрын

Or, “with tears in his eyes“

Called them idiots, to their faces, and they cheered him on. Obviously, he's not wrong.

@sharimeline3077

3 ай бұрын

Well you know what they say about a broken clock.

@user-zb9lv3gh8s

3 ай бұрын

'I Love the uneducated" -D J Trump

@Onikage55

3 ай бұрын

His accidental honesty is at least entertaining. Like when he told that town he wouldn't have bothered visiting if the race wasn't so close. Also "I love the poorly Educated"

@vickimcburney8977

3 ай бұрын

Deplorable and dumb.

@vforwombat9915

3 ай бұрын

@@sharimeline3077 "Well you know what they say about a broken clock." ...it shouldn't have tried to wake me up.

Bragging about 'acing' a cognitive test is like bragging you're really good at tying your shoelaces. Well done Donny!

@crellyn

3 ай бұрын

errm well.... has anyone ever seen Donny tie up his shoe laces?

@baxtronx5972

3 ай бұрын

There is no chance he can reach his own shoes, for the record.

@tystratton-quirk9859

3 ай бұрын

Or lifting a glass of water with one hand...

@whispernalee

3 ай бұрын

😂😂

@caribgirl726

3 ай бұрын

@@baxtronx5972😂

I had an episode last year where I lost 4 hours of memory. I had to go to several doctors in the weeks after, and I had to take the cognitive test he talks about in this episode. I passed it, but due to my health issues it provided somewhat of a challenge. My reflexes weren't great, and I had trouble keeping simple counts and coming up with words that I wanted to say. It took me several weeks to get back to my old self. My point in all of this? I never would have to have taken that cognitive testing if something hadn't happened to me that made a Doctor feel the need to give me that test. They were testing me for a seizure or a stroke.

under reporting the number of things in the memorization test for tax purposes joke deserves a grammy

The reason he’s so proud is because it was the first test he’s taken that he actually did himself.

He said, "names." They're not "names," they're nouns. O Lord why must we suffer this man?

@eyeseer1

3 ай бұрын

Dumbocracy.

@mattp6022

3 ай бұрын

And he said there were six and he only named five😂

@Alquanole

3 ай бұрын

@@mattp6022 Person, woman, man, camera, TV. Notice how he named just five also the first time...

@oeokosko

3 ай бұрын

The test is about objects. A vote is not an object.

@clarewillison9379

3 ай бұрын

Nouns are introduced to children as “naming words”, so of course perennial babyman Trump refers to nouns as ‘names’.

The tucker carlson impression had me laughing so much I had tears 😂😂😂😂

six "names" ... not names, but he probably doesn't know the word "nouns" 1. a chair 2. a hat 3. a badge 4. a necklace 5. a... vote? what ever he said. THAT'S FIVE, Shitler! FIVE!

Seth's impression of Tucker Carlson always cracks me up 😅

@sherinameless1618

3 ай бұрын

Seth's impression is the only justification for Tucker's existence, in my opinion.

@raerae1630

3 ай бұрын

@@sherinameless1618Same goes for Lindsey Graham. “MEE-MAW!”

@dancepiglover

3 ай бұрын

I like how the story goes on and on to the point of ridiculousness. 😂

@palebluedot42042

3 ай бұрын

Seth's impersonations of right-wing ghouls are talented and electric ... capturing conservative neuroses and the deep and profound lack of empathy and understanding and real ignorance of the experience of people’s lives, the characterizations glib with mannerisms and quirks, perfectly seasoned with wit and absurdities. Clearly top-of-class in the school of Monty Python.

@marshamariner7897

2 ай бұрын

His dumpy impressions r priceless....SC is another w a great impression of the lying dump🤔🤔

That guy not at all lying about being a billionaire should be able to pay $83 Million easily

@1972danhall

3 ай бұрын

It is reported that he only has around $400 million in cash. He will have to post the full amount plus 10%. That is cash or bond. I doubt that any bond company will accept him. He is about to get a judgment on Wednesday for $370-500 million.

@brad3706

3 ай бұрын

That's $88.3 million.... he lost both cases. What's funny is he appealed the second case and posted $5 million. Question is, does he have cash on hand to post $83.3 million? No US based surety will write a bond for Trump, after Trump's fraud against $990 million of Bank of America in the 1990's Atlantic Casino bankruptcy.

@midknight

3 ай бұрын

Good thing Jared has that Saudi $2 billion huh?

@pietrojenkins6901

3 ай бұрын

@@1972danhall I hope it comes to pass.

@1972danhall

3 ай бұрын

@@midknight The 2 billion was an investment into his new company (which he had no experience). He gets a $25 million annual salary minimum. He did receive $400 million from the Qatar government investment into his 666 5th Avenue property (out of the $1.2 billion investment).

I’m so glad Seth Meyers brought up the “pill factory” story in his monologue… it doesn’t seem to be covered adequately on other news networks- since there’s SO MUCH damning OTHER stuff. Thanks, Seth! People need to know about this. 👍⭐️

The simple realization that his supporters applause after he infers that they are stupid isn't as telling as none of them noticed he only listed 5 random things.

When I was 3 my mom got me a see-n-say with the animals speaking. I freaking NAILED IT!

@mag1ckyle799

3 ай бұрын

You should run for president, apparently that's the only qualification

@31emxof

3 ай бұрын

Ours had a scratched record...let's just say it's a good thing I grew up on a farm and had primary resources to consult on that one.

@thephilster6860

3 ай бұрын

Alright, genius! What does the cow say? Huh? Tell me, smart guy!

@johnhammond9962

3 ай бұрын

@@thephilster6860 "You know, a cow says moo. Most people in this room couldn't get that one....but I ACED it."

@barbarakender2117

3 ай бұрын

😅

Yup, he nailed it perfectly. Only 2% of his supporters could pass a dementia test....His words... Brilliant!!!

@heyoou

3 ай бұрын

This proves 2 things about MAGAs. 1. Only reason they support their cult leader is to be entertained by him. 2.They really have no clue they're being ridiculed on purpose.

@shadoudirges

3 ай бұрын

Trump just low key called his base demented. I would call that an own goal.

@TheAnical

3 ай бұрын

WHO THE HELL IS WRITING FOR TRUMP!!!!!!????????????????

@TheAnical

3 ай бұрын

🤑😔😌🙄😒😒🙄

@user-tn7un4un1b

3 ай бұрын

Finally told the truth😂😂😂😂😂

When he said, 'They give you six names at the beginning' I was expecting him to say names like, Jack, Jill, Peter etc, but he just named objects!😅

@oldrrocr

3 ай бұрын

had this test after an operation... those aren't the 6 things. They also asked "Do you know where you are?" and I said "Earth". that was good enough for them!

@stoontechguy

3 ай бұрын

And he just listed random things in his field of view, but unlike person, man, woman, camera, tv he wasn't even able to repeat them in the same sentence let alone later.

The under-reporting for tax purposes joke is fantastic. Very, very well done

Let's not forget, she said she would pardon him.

@notme2day

3 ай бұрын

She also said if convicted he'd suffer consequences. Can't trust a republican.

@kenscott4954

3 ай бұрын

She needs to be asked if she would still pardon this disgraced ex-president

@francescaa8331

3 ай бұрын

yes! And wants national abortion ban.

@shadoudirges

3 ай бұрын

Too bad for Trump that such a pardon would mean nothing for his New York and Georgia trials... unless Haley was also running for governor in those states also.

"only two percent of this crowd could pass the cognitive test"....I mean, he's not wrong.

@MsBeachgirl10

3 ай бұрын

I think it might be lower.

@Riley0509

3 ай бұрын

Haha😂😂😂

@ArtGirl82

3 ай бұрын

I don't know, it's probably a much higher percentage of his crowds, now that most of the really stupid ones are in the DC jail and federal prison.

@100KGNatty

3 ай бұрын

That goes for everyone who took the test and that includes democrats.

@nikolaipersad4098

3 ай бұрын

THIS!!!

I like the idea of DT and Haley taking a cognitive test in a competition. Or even a 5th grade history test.

@Bethgael

3 ай бұрын

Hells, just put them both on "Are you smarter than a 5th grader" and whomever manages to win can have the bloody nomination.

Seth’s Tucker Carlson impression gets me every time 😂😂😂

As a doctor here, please know that the cognitive test being described is the Montreal Cognitive Assessment or (MOCA). You can pull up the pdf yourself online. The test is only difficult if you have dementia. Otherwise, it is silly and the wrong test to refer to when one proclaims their ‘smarts’

@J.M.-nb4gw

3 ай бұрын

Exactly, I'm a 63-year-old nurse working with Alzheimer's and dementia patients and we administer these tests many times a week

@WolfRamAndHart

3 ай бұрын

I think Trump is talking about MMSE...The mini-mental state exam test. Dr. Ronnie Jackson, who is not a neurologist, or neuro-psychologist, wouldn't give him the MOCA, which takes more time and is slightly harder. But mostly just longer.

@marylynne9104

3 ай бұрын

⁠@@WolfRamAndHart- what Trump describes is the Montreal Cognitive Assessment, not the MMSE. Except he seems to think there is math involved, which there is not in either of them.

@NicholasYoung-un8go

3 ай бұрын

Yeh, but how many people,can ‘ace’ it? 😂😂😂😂

@SarahBell

3 ай бұрын

Exactly. Which makes it concerning that his doctors felt the need to give it to him while he was president. But trump acts like he thinks it is an IQ test.

To re-cap Donnie took the test during his time in office --- so well over 3 1/2 years ago ... TIME FOR A NEW TEST

I finally believe something Trumps said. His supporters obviously can’t pass a cognition test.

@avengingmime

3 ай бұрын

"You morons are voting for me, obviously you can't master the hard stuff like lions."

@ralphperry3576

3 ай бұрын

Agree!They should give a cog test to Fox News owners and pundents!

@tyroneanderson5619

3 ай бұрын

Neither can you

@jeffl2483

3 ай бұрын

Wait. So his followers couldn't pass a cognition test....yet were somehow geniuses that were going to overthrow the US government and military with a total of zero weapons? Which is it?

@tyroneanderson5619

3 ай бұрын

@@richsmith9157 I'm pretty sure most people against Trump like you couldn't pass a cognitive test because you don't have common sense. People actually believe E Jean Carrol despite there not being any evidence.

I hate to say it but "Dave the horse?" was the best joke of the year so far. The joke, the delivery and the picture were perfect.

The test givers don't give you five names; they give you five words.

@georgejones3526

3 ай бұрын

He said they gave him six names. He then only listed five. Stable genius, indeed.

@31emxof

3 ай бұрын

​@@georgejones3526 And I still can't make out what the last one he says is? Is he saying, "thee vote?"

@notme2day

3 ай бұрын

Like there's any proof those were the actual *names* or words they gave him.

@cyn4476

3 ай бұрын

They also don't give complex math questions.

@mgn_tr.i

3 ай бұрын

I thought the words were were person, woman, man, camera, TV

Called his supporters stupid and they Applauded!! Good Republicans. Vote Blue

@mariegarside8830

3 ай бұрын

💙

@CanItAlready

3 ай бұрын

"I love the poorly educated." They thought he was embracing them as his people. They still don't understand that they're all just marks to him.

@kidunderabridge

3 ай бұрын

@@t.n.-js6ei you mean lack there of

@bcinspectorman

3 ай бұрын

He'll be lucky to get 30% of the vote he got in 2020 and that's only if he is the Republican/MAGA nominee, which I'm having my doubts about.

@s0mveraa

3 ай бұрын

lol @@t.n.-js6ei

None of them grasp how they sound. They really truly think they make sense. 😂

Seth’s Tucker-rants are back! An oldie but a goodie.

Trump recently told all of his supporters that only 2% of them could pass the cognative test.I think he might have finally been telling the truth for once.

@notme2day

3 ай бұрын

I'm not so sure ... 2%? Think that numbers a little high.

@ActivelyVacant

3 ай бұрын

Not the first time. In his first election he expressed how much he loves uneducated voters.

@93Jubilee

3 ай бұрын

Agreed. Maybe one in a thousand? @@notme2day

@sandralamphier9433

3 ай бұрын

Nope. 😏 Once again, he doubled the numbers! 🤦‍♀️😂

@carolw8579

3 ай бұрын

Smh.... yes with an audience of fooLs.

Seth is the main thing that has gotten me through the last five years. Thank you Seth and all your staff and writers.

@philrabe910

3 ай бұрын

The whole writer's strike was BRUTAL.

@Lonewolfmike

3 ай бұрын

Pretty much all of the late-night hosts are the ones who helped me keep my sanity, such as it is, during Donnie's occupation of the Oval Office.

@93Jubilee

3 ай бұрын

Seth has been the BEST! @@Lonewolfmike

@sunshine3914

3 ай бұрын

@@93JubileeYes, he has. Unfortunately, he doesn’t make as many shows as Kimmel.

@Lonewolfmike

3 ай бұрын

@@93Jubilee I don't play favorites. I am just glad they all have helped all of us through these insnae times.

All in for Dave the horse! Oh, and "the human embodiment of the warning scroll at the bottom of a drug commercial" chef kiss

I always enjoy the prior evening’s A Closer Look in the morning while getting ready for work, but today’s had me laughing so hard I had to put down my toothbrush! The section about Trump’s doctor at the rodeo had me laughing too hard! And that’s just one part. This is possibly the funniest A Closer Look I’ve ever watched.

@carolking6772

3 ай бұрын

It was. Hilarious commentary on the state of the union.

@stevenanderson7194

3 ай бұрын

@@carolking6772 Him talking about the doctor getting in a fight with rodeo police! ROFL!

Donald Trump being held to account by a courageous woman in court is poetic justice if you ask me.

@mariegarside8830

3 ай бұрын

Absolutely !

@Clarissasrtoro1

3 ай бұрын

💯💯💯💯💯

@stephanier.tinney343

3 ай бұрын

❤

@analeisabarron8124

3 ай бұрын

100000000%

@ElroyMcDuff

3 ай бұрын

It must suck but I hope she keeps going back to court every time he opens his pie hole. Bleed that whiny lying POS dry!

So...i literally screen my patients with either of two tests: the CIT6 test for the person under 65 with no known cognitive issues, and then the Montreal Cognitive Test for the older folks to determine level of functioning, because you can get reaaaaally good at faking it and protecting your brain from having to do the things its bad at doing. The latter test sounds like the one he took....which is just incredibly easy, unless you have cognitive issues. The fact that he thought "the questions were easy at first, but got harder" means something is wrong there. The whole thing should be cake to anyone with full faculties.

@TheAccidentalViking

3 ай бұрын

Which one is the one that makes you draw a clock? Is that just in Europe?

@gmun2248

3 ай бұрын

​@@TheAccidentalViking There are more complex memory and cognitive assessment tests that can include drawing a clock, drawing a 3D cube, or even copying a similar image. They assess visual-spatial reasoning as well as memory (& other elements of cognitive function). More in depth memory tests also do include lists of words (usually 7) that are asked to be repeated back at different intervals and in the middle of thinking about other things. You do get more points if you get them in order. It sounds like he has had some more comprehensive memory/ "cognitive" tests, but he seems to blend them all together when he talks about it. Maybe he doesn't want to 'admit' he's had more tests, maybe he doesn't think the different tests are especially relevant... maybe he doesn't know what the hell is going on. Who knows.

@100KGNatty

3 ай бұрын

First off: all cognitive tests have questions that increase in difficulty. Second: not only did he pass but also scored higher than 98% of all Americans including democrats. You're a buffoon.

@rickypen

3 ай бұрын

@TheAccidentalViking there's a few that make you draw a clock, but the Montreal (MoCA) does, and gives you 3 points for correct clock drawn showing the correct time. It's a pretty solid screening with larger studies showing pretty good evidence to rule out cognitive decline, and around 2pt decrease year over year in alzheimers, which can be helpful. Evidence for the cutoff is mixed with some evidence saying they need to be above 25 out of 30 to meet criteria for normal cognition, and some saying 24. Still some more strict clinicians see any points loss as potential for an issue. The only consession I can think of is for people with less than 12yrs of education may get some extra leniency.

@rickypen

3 ай бұрын

@gmun2248 it sounds like the MoCA which is a pretty common screening for any cognitive decline, especially when done year after year, and it includes all the parts he's talking about. Accept for in his version I guess the animals are first? Whereas in any that I know about, that stuff is about halfway through the screening lol, and him remembering them at the beginning is telling lol

Loved the moniker SNL gave to that particular WH medical guy: “Dr. Handsome Liar” 😂

A chair, a hat, a badge all sounds like them telling him that that's what he's going to face. " We are just showing you your future " 😂😂😂😂😂

@anure1134

3 ай бұрын

Don't forget the switch.

@commandercaptain4664

3 ай бұрын

"A jumpsuit, a dropped soap, a guy named Bubba, a shiv, and Jeffrey Epstein."

@sandie1945

3 ай бұрын

@@commandercaptain4664 😂😂😂😂 my sentiments exactly

@linux230

3 ай бұрын

​@@commandercaptain4664dropped soap and a guy named bubba. Lmao 🤣😂

As far as I can tell, Dr. Gilbert Strang is the longest tenured professor at MIT. He is emeritus now, but he started teaching in 1954 and retired in 2023. Uncle Chump wasn't even close. Dr. Strang is also a delightful human being.

@justsaying14

3 ай бұрын

This opposing Drumpf's story didn't surprise me at all 🥱

@SamAronow

3 ай бұрын

*Nice* (Y’all know why)

@Robert.Sheard

3 ай бұрын

I don't hold 45 against Dr. John Trump. He did win a National Medal of Science. But he died at age 77, so "same genes"? There's hope.

@TheLegoStar

3 ай бұрын

Yeah I found 4 profs with longer careers at MIT!

@morgangraley1049

3 ай бұрын

It was an honor to watch the stream of Dr. Strang’s final lecture after watching his lectures online for years.

Trump's Uncle was a professor for 37 years at MIT but THAT's not even close to the 61 year record by someone else at MIT NOT related to Trump.

@jeffryphillipsburns

3 ай бұрын

Uncles and nephews don’t share the same genes, by the way. They share one-fourth of their chromosomes. Siblings share half of their chromosome's, and large disparities in intelligence between and among siblings is common.

@kat4thewin

3 ай бұрын

Another lie! Imagine that!

@henrygvidonas9573

3 ай бұрын

Also, why is a guy who would never in a million years let anybody else take credit for his supposed "accomplishments", bragging about a family member's professional career in academics, as if that had anything to do with him? Oh wait, he's been doing that in a much less subtle way with his own father since at least 1978, when he blatantly lied to journalists that Fred Trump was just a figurehead anymore and "The Donald" _really_ ran most of the company. Which was complete BS.

We need a trigger warning if we’re going to be subjected to Tucker Carlson’s constipated face.

@tessaromein5787

3 ай бұрын

That made me laugh 😂. Thanks!

@kcjd8659

3 ай бұрын

@@tessaromein5787 🤣 Seriously though it makes me gag every time I see him unexpectedly.

Just called his group of voters dumb!!!

If Trump were actually smart, he'd realize that claiming he's smart because his uncle was intelligent is pretty stupid.

@MsBeachgirl10

3 ай бұрын

IF

@skicanadaski

3 ай бұрын

I've never met an intelligent person who proclaimed their own intelligence... first dead giveaway!

@bdallas6972

3 ай бұрын

We live in a house of learned doctors!

@duvessa2003

3 ай бұрын

Ikr?

@jenbobcat387

3 ай бұрын

Thats the narcissism talking. Fascinating isnt it

Trump will be fine. He's a stable genius. To be honest, when he said that, I thought he meant he was good with horses. Look, I don't want to stirrup trouble or saddle Trump with blanket accusations but the mane point is that he was making policy on the hoof and that is not something to foal around with. Anyway, I need to trot along and start jockeying for position in my household's bathroom queue. I'll shut up now. My throat is sore and I'm a little horse. PS No, I am not from Filly, you neigh-sayers. Nor Manehattan.

@sharonsmalls6846

3 ай бұрын

Great post!!😊🤣

@baxtronx5972

3 ай бұрын

Hey man, why the long face?

@MsBeachgirl10

3 ай бұрын

😆

@SeansModelBuilds

3 ай бұрын

Very punny you are!

@nomore6167

3 ай бұрын

"Trump will be fine. He's a stable genius. To be honest, when he said that, I thought he meant he was good with horses." - Given that he literally just compared himself to a horse, maybe he really did mean "stable" in reference to horses. Trump is a genius among horses, straight from the horse's mouth, as it were.

That slightly confused clapping when he only listed 5 things for the 6 "names" 😂

Can we PLEASE have them both take an aptitude test?!! That would be so enlightening…not to trump supporters, but the rest of us!!!

@teresaordonez4816

3 ай бұрын

I agree, the test for both, and should be televised so no lies can be said.

@user-hz2fp4ci3e

3 ай бұрын

His followers would just say the test is rigged.

@RocafellaPlaza82

3 ай бұрын

Don't Jump Joe. Don't Jump. 🙏🏼🙏🏾🙏🏻🙏🏿🙏

@jonathanwilson6722

3 ай бұрын

I don’t need a test to know the results of someone who’s bat**** crazy. Why do you think Doctors administer these tests to begin with?

@cynthiadean2487

3 ай бұрын

he took one, a long time ago...

Funny thing, I was in a coma, so after I woke (20 days) within the first month they tested me to see if I had any brain damage. They did not give me a cognitive test. To quote the Doctor, "Any idiot can pass a cognitive test."

@DRChupacabrah

3 ай бұрын

welcome back 👍🏻

@Bjornification

3 ай бұрын

Maybe this whole trumpthing is a dream. Sure is ridiculous enough. Let's all wake up! Good health to you🎉

@Centomila

3 ай бұрын

stephenkennedy8305 for president. The surname seems legit.

@KnockOut242

3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂 Glad you’re back!!

@prettyevil6662000

3 ай бұрын

Yeah the cognitive test is to find out if someone has very severe dementia. Even people with noticeable dementia can pass it because they can collect themselves for a few minutes for an authority figure. I've had a patient so messed up from dementia that he bit me. Man could still pass a cognitive test though!

It's good to see that Justice was served, E Jean Carroll you are a hero

@CourageKarnga

3 ай бұрын

Gods bless her. I hope this helps her feel more validated.

Told his own supporters they couldn't pass the cognitive test-truer words were never spoken.

He… He knows about the horse in the hospital joke right…? He HAS to know…

Donald Trump and I are both members of the 1968 graduating class of the University of Pennsylvania. When Donald Trump said that this cognitive test was the hardest test he ever took, I knew that he never took a single test while at the University of Pennsylvania.😂

@homerg2724

3 ай бұрын

Lol 😂 I asked myself that same question plenty of times …..the fracture in the foundation is education …other countries know this& it shows .

@user-zb9lv3gh8s

3 ай бұрын

There are persistent rumors that he paid others to take his exams, which wouldn't surprise me, but it's more telling that he threatened to sue Wharton if his grades got out.

@johnobrien2373

3 ай бұрын

​@user-zb9lv3gh8s Considering that the University of Pennsylvania DOES have a law school full of students who will leave very deeply in debt for the couple of years' worth of attendance, I think Penn should call his bluff and cancel the debts of all alumni who help them fight that legal battle against him.

@Kivas_Fajo

3 ай бұрын

@@homerg2724 Yeah! You can laugh all you want about the French or Europeans in general, but cognitively, an 8 year old child from Europe can win Jeopardy easily, while you guys appear to have difficulties differing a dog from a cat.

@ellenweiss5850

3 ай бұрын

i read that he paid other students. to take the tests for him.

Yes, Trump, please do an aptitude test and a cognitive test against Nikki Haley.

@generalthunder5796

3 ай бұрын

On live TV

@notme2day

3 ай бұрын

Make it simple... show him a map and ask him to name just a few countries... maybe even just some states.lolol

@Maphisto86

3 ай бұрын

@@notme2day No sharpies allowed.

@SayAhh

3 ай бұрын

Celebrity Jeopardy

@The_Real_Mier

3 ай бұрын

@@notme2dayNo need to cross the border: let him point out several States, just exclude Florida. I have a hunch that that is the only one he would know….

Seth always makes me laugh out loud. So smart and so funny

If you can't tell the difference between a cognitive ability test and an IQ test, you have failed both.

@annakingry9157

3 ай бұрын

Answering what year it is is not much of an IQ test...

@obgfoster

3 ай бұрын

Top 2% on an IQ test is the cut-off for Mensa, so maybe he thinks the other 88% is de-mensa? :Shrug:

@user-zb9lv3gh8s

3 ай бұрын

​@@obgfosterother 88 percent you say?

@Scoopy2022

3 ай бұрын

@@user-zb9lv3gh8s LMAO!! I was thinking the same thing.... Oooops!

@BogeyTheBear

3 ай бұрын

And even an IQ test is irrelevant to a 70 year old. What _is_ the functional knowledge of a 70 year old these days? That west coast TV viewers used to get the crummy telecines of the original east coast broadcasts?

omfg. I'm a physical therapist assistant. I've worked at several nursing homes with speech therapists who regularly screen for dementia. That is so messed up that the presidential candidate is describing a dementia screen test as some sort of test for geniuses and bragging about acing it. Even at the nursing homes, I've never met a patient narcissistic enough to brag about passing that test, lol. We're doomed, guys.

@-oiiio-3993

3 ай бұрын

Yet he has legions of evengelistic followers.

@SeanPat1001

3 ай бұрын

I had to take some tests as part of a diagnosis for dyslexia. Basically they give you written tests and oral tests and compare the scores. Two questions I had on the oral test involve remembering digits. On the first one I was able to remembered 11 random digits in their original order and then I remembered nine random digits in reverse order. That second one was hard.

@shannonweaver2169

3 ай бұрын

Right?? Occasionally people make one quick quip about passing it, but then they move on and never mention it again.

@SeanPat1001

3 ай бұрын

@@shannonweaver2169 passing what?

@shannonweaver2169

3 ай бұрын

@@SeanPat1001 MMSE or the MoCa.

Great job Seth! I look forward to your Closer Look segments every day. 😂

Seth's Tucker impression is one of my favorite that he does 😂😂😂😂

I laugh because one of the questions on that test is: "Who is the current US President". If he truly "aced" his non-la-la-land exam he had to name President Biden. Burn. PS - I sat with my 95 year old Mother who didn't drop a question when she went into assisted living. And it took her less than 10 minutes. Not 30 minutes. There was no math question involving thousands multiplied and then divided. Trump hallucinated that; maybe because of the Provigil and Ambien. 30 texts after 2:00AM. Nah.

@lynn_anderson2

3 ай бұрын

😂

@fredherfst8148

3 ай бұрын

The only thing that test is used for is to track decline over time. At 77, I happily took the test and got ,28 out of 30. This year, I've been encouraged and well prepared by the genius…ace!

@p.j.m.d.1948

3 ай бұрын

Trump prefers snorting his Adderalls over Provigil. He’s been doing it for years. Have you ever heard how he sniffles? Long term drug use causes a deviated septum plus causes uncontrolled bowel movements… hence the nasty smell lingering around him.

@annakingry9157

3 ай бұрын

The math part I've taken are they give you a number and tell you to subtract an amount, add an amount, etc. until they have a big enough sample to determine you can do it mentally. Not hard, not tricky and not complicated. Just need to remember the last answer you had, and do the action required.

@clareerickson9136

3 ай бұрын

If passing a cognitive test makes one a genius my 94 year old father was one along with millions of other seniors.

Just remember what she said " I'D PARDON HIM". And she will STILL VOTE FOR HIM 🤬

@charlespeakjr2168

3 ай бұрын

She'd probably also go down on him for good measure.🤢😵‍💫🤮

@ccharles848

3 ай бұрын

Very true.

@garfield2439

3 ай бұрын

FACT

@caribgirl726

3 ай бұрын

Wait.. I’m lost here. Who is “she”? Who said that?

@rodneysmart9774

3 ай бұрын

and the minute she drops out she'll bend a knee and kiss the ring

3:48, "Which one's the lying?" You, Donnie are the lying.😂

You crack me up, Seth - you're the best tonic on a dark morning. (Tasmania). We need to laugh about tRump, to keep laughing at him, in order not to despair. Bless you!

The most common questions asked during cognitive tests are what is the day of the week and who is the President - now we know Trump would struggle to answer that last question.

@dianeharris3414

3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂Great point!

@arclight9328

3 ай бұрын

Great point. To anyone listening. Pride is a hard thing to admit too. That's why it's a sin

@Terastas

3 ай бұрын

We also know from his defamation case that he likes to come out and declare "I won!" even though he should know by now that the press all have the transcripts and can see for themselves just how badly he lost. Trump: "I won! I killed it! I got the highest score ever!" Doctor: "Get back in here! We don't score these like they do in golf!"

@redhotmoon1656

3 ай бұрын

​@Terastas but, his supporters STILL believe him instead of facts🙄

@Sintakhra

3 ай бұрын

Yeah but he wouldn’t be able to answer, not because he doesn’t know what day of the week. but because he doesn’t know the days of the week.

You'll notice Trump avoids renaming the "6" things he named 5 seconds ago. Chair, hat, badge, necklace, and vote...... yup totally 6 things....... my 83 year old grandma took the MOCA test and aced it. It's only a difficult test when you've got cognitive impairment like Trump.

@danbsports6760

3 ай бұрын

I wasn't sure he said vote, but couldn't hear it as anything else. What an unusual thing to put in that list, but he struggled to get necklace and quit after five, so no surprise.

@cranmerjon

3 ай бұрын

A boat?

@EinsteinsHair

3 ай бұрын

Sounded like "vote" to me also, but think it was probably "boat"

@jeffryphillipsburns

3 ай бұрын

@@EinsteinsHair it was “vote”. He was thinking about the election.

@SteveDorrans

3 ай бұрын

I'm surprised the 6th object wasn't a "cognitive"

Thank you for your services Seth

The F. Carlson impressions never get old! 😂

The fact that he’s still explaining, in detail, the cognitive test he took years ago is proof of his cognitive issues.

@marylynne9104

3 ай бұрын

He has repeated the test recently. That’s why it’s back on his mind. And the results were worse than the first one. This test is done from time to time to monitor the progress of cognitive decline. I’m sure they gave him the usual pat on the back and a lollipop for “acing” it. 🍭

@Dervert22

3 ай бұрын

I truly want to see a test between Nikki and Donald. He thinks it's possible to have a competition using a test to determine dementia...

@Onikage55

3 ай бұрын

Person Woman Man Camera TV "That's amazing, how'd you do that?!"

@joellegreig6955

3 ай бұрын

​@@Dervert22This just further proves to me he is nothing more than a man- child. Extremely immature. 😊

@EH23831

3 ай бұрын

@@marylynne9104if you don’t ace it… you have dementia- it is easy! 🤦🏻‍♀️

He finally get 80+ million. It just wasn’t votes. They should have made it $80 , 011,780.

@robertagorman9449

3 ай бұрын

now that is hilarious!

@beccam7249

3 ай бұрын

This comment 🙌

I have never been more frightened to be an American citizen.

This was a killer closer look! How was the crowd not laughing it up more?!

Imagine telling Tucker that Dr. Jill Biden is a doctor of education, not a medical doctor.

@rock-n-rollfoodie

3 ай бұрын

LMAO

@kingace6186

3 ай бұрын

LMFAO He is so dumb, Glad he got fired. Besides, Dr. Jill Biden is too busy being an educator and first lady.

@redhotmoon1656

3 ай бұрын

He was told by many, many people. They just couldn't make him understand it

@KaitieKudara

3 ай бұрын

I'm pretty sure he already knew and was one of the people complaining that she shouldn't refer to herself as Dr. Jill because she's not a medical doctor

@inviktus1983

3 ай бұрын

"YOU CANT RESUSCITATE A BOOK, LMAO" -some republican, somewhere

The Carlson impression is still SPOT ON, Seth.

I remember taking a test like that in my Highlights magazine when I was 8.

I'd really missed the Tucker impression. Always a highlight of ACL. ❤

Seth nailed the tucker tangents. 😂

@sunshine3914

3 ай бұрын

As always.

This was an exquisitely perfect A Closer Look-“are you underreporting the number of things for tax purposes?” Deceased.

@elphieofkiamoko

3 ай бұрын

That joke was brilliant, I cackled

@smussyolay

3 ай бұрын

This was a particularly stunning Closer Look.

@GaiaCarney

3 ай бұрын

Seth’s Cucker Tarlson was perfection, as well!

Dude! Love that tucker impression! I couldn't stop laughing the whole time. Nicely done!❤❤❤😂😅

Brick: “I love lamp.” Ron:”Brick, are you just saying things you see in the room?” 😂

The Tucker impression where he rants about windmills/wind turbines and the one about the sexy M&Ms are two of my all-time favorite Seth segments. Endlessly rewatchable for me

@sherinameless1618

3 ай бұрын

I never thought that I would miss Tucker's Fox show, and I actually don't, but I do miss Seth's impressions of ol' Tuck. I want Seth to assign one of his writers to monitor Tucker's podcast, so there is a continual supply of impression material.

Of course he’s obsessed with it. It’s the first test he’s passed since puberty.

@kathyvilleneuve1372

3 ай бұрын

❤ Add a reply Kathy Villeneuve 1372 😂 topic

Oh don't we all wish she would take that dare.

I will always be here for the Tucker impressions 😂

I've had several family members who had dementia. One of the patterns I've noticed is how angry they get at the suggestion that they might have dementia and how often they talk about undergoing their cognitive tests. It seems that the experience is an epiphany which stays in their minds constantly.

@annakingry9157

3 ай бұрын

Everybody takes it before Social Security begins or when you get new insurance.

@J.M.-nb4gw

3 ай бұрын

Yep exactly, I'm a 63-year-old nurse working with Alzheimer's and Dementia patients and we see this kind of behavior all the time. Trump is obviously cognitively impaired and it's exacerbated by years of drug abuse (he's a known Adderall addict!) I administer a battery of neuropsychological tests for our patients and would LUV to get Trump in a testing room!

@jeffryphillipsburns

3 ай бұрын

@@annakingry9157 This is not at all true.

I stayed awake to 2am, here in Scotland, just to see Seth's newest monologue. Wasn't disappointed. Also, the MENSA test seems a lot easier in the US than here. 😂

@marvinmartin4692

3 ай бұрын

Well it’s the USA, so?

@MsBeachgirl10

3 ай бұрын

He wasn't given a MENSA test back in 2018, he was given an early detection of mild cognitive impairment test or MoCA cognition test. SAD.

@fredherfst8148

3 ай бұрын

Nice one

@busylawbee

3 ай бұрын

@@MsBeachgirl10It was a joke…

@suekennedy4716

3 ай бұрын

Cognitive test, not Mensa

Trump has no idea what the word "aptitude" means.

@cl-vision5029

3 ай бұрын

Biden doesn't know what anything means

When Seth said, "mf I can find the lion", I felt that!!! 😂😂😂😂

“Dave the horse.” Such a simple joke and I’m dying. 😂💀😆💀

@nancy3848

3 ай бұрын

I die when he does his”Sir” bit in a serious voice.😂😂😂😂😂😂

It sounded like Chump's dentures were coming loose again when he listed those "six" things.

Thank you Seth, by not offending Mr.Ed by comparing him to drump!!

$83 million Absolutely glorious! E Jean Carroll Not only won for herself, but she also made women feel important and happy around the world. No woman should feel feared or ashamed Women are powerful. Deserve to be heard.

@p.j.m.d.1948

3 ай бұрын

I love what E Jean plans to do with some of that money. She intends to give some to each of the other 26 victims who have also accused Trump of sexual assault. That’ll get him right in his craw. He has no respect for women whatsoever. More power to her.

@Nick92106

3 ай бұрын

The amount rates with some sports figures. I find both excessive.

@Lea-zf7lm

3 ай бұрын

It's the perfect amount! It has kept her name out of his mouth and tweets for 3 days now, lol

@J.M.-nb4gw

3 ай бұрын

Well said and spot on, E. Jean Carroll did all women in this country a great service by going after Trump, and winning!

@conssuckballs

3 ай бұрын

She should donate a big chunk of it to the Biden campaign. That will really set him off.

"...one problem: that's five things. Are you under reporting the number of things for tax purposes?" I laughed 6 times!!! 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

@mikebronicki8264

3 ай бұрын

If you truly laughed 6 times then you need one more emoji. Here you go: 😂

@josepholvera2442

3 ай бұрын

​@@mikebronicki8264 I'm pretty sure that's the joke.

@ilovefunnyamv2nd

3 ай бұрын

​@@josepholvera2442they saw the joke up in the sky and mistook it for a bird XD

@josepholvera2442

3 ай бұрын

@@ilovefunnyamv2nd My coworkers are staring at me because I burst out laughing reading that.

@juliansmith4295

3 ай бұрын

He didn't say it was going to be six things. He said it was going to six _names_ .

Brilliant!

Yes! Tucker on Late Night! My week is complete!

Trump was so proud when Melania put his cognitive exam up on the fridge with a magnet.

@obgfoster

3 ай бұрын

😅😅😅😅😅

@user-zb9lv3gh8s

3 ай бұрын

Until the magnet gets wet...

@eyeseer1

3 ай бұрын

Wonder what Melania was thinking?

@tnp1047

3 ай бұрын

Mel...Mel...

One of Trump's professors at Wharton said Trump was one of the "dumbest" students he ever had the misfortune of teaching.

@keltonscott734

3 ай бұрын

I believe it ‼️😂

@jessicapatton2688

3 ай бұрын

Haha

@elibnem4126

3 ай бұрын

I would not question that for a second.

@appelblossom4311

3 ай бұрын

Oh, I believe it! I’m surprise he got into University of Pennsylvania. Daddy Trump must’ve paid a big chunk of money for his admission… Who knows