That wedding speech was utterly EMBARRASSING. Even the speech at someone else's wedding he made about himself...

@razvanv.9674

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah you sound like a guy who would invite Cuomo to dance with your wife. Or Maybe you would like to have to Bidens over..old man sniffing the kids, Hunter doing lines with His dead brothers wife, Kamala doing stand-up comedy with that fake laugh...You guys are bots or brainwashed Blue Anon minions

@teresitauy5532

3 жыл бұрын

They're all 45 supporters anyway .. This my pillow guy ,is he on some kind of drugs ???

@mr.m.o.g.o.m.

3 жыл бұрын

What’s embarrassing is listening to Biden give us first press conference I felt embarrassed for him

@davidalves31057

3 жыл бұрын

@@razvanv.9674 Hahaha you're pathetic dude 😂

@davidalves31057

3 жыл бұрын

@@mr.m.o.g.o.m. That's Fox News daily...

So he literally just admitted he didn't follow sound medical and scientific advice when it was offered. Maybe a class action suit is needed against trump for how he handled the pandemic.

@SilverLiningMiner

3 жыл бұрын

I'm trying to find out how to sue him for all the anxiety, stress, fear, depression and sleep deprivation , to name a very few. I have bipolar and I planned and made final arrangements for my suicide, in September, in the event he kept the office by cheating. I started seeing a therapist WEEKLY after 6 years of not needing one. I've got PTSD so bad from this I'm still struggling just to get through the day. I want him to feel what I feel and way worse. COVID-19 really let me down when he recovered so fast.

@TheRealBilbrey420

3 жыл бұрын

@@SilverLiningMiner but you’re just fine with Biden in office? 😂

@marcowl5680

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheRealBilbrey420 better then dump

@AlaskaPirates

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheRealBilbrey420 inbred

@reggie8370

3 жыл бұрын

Yay my favorite KZread commentor!

How can we miss him if he won't go away?

@scherrijacobsen7703

3 жыл бұрын

Good one!

If he walked in to a wedding while I was there, I would leave the room immediately.

@michellejester9734

3 жыл бұрын

I would piss myself, then fall off my chair during a fit of uncontrolled laughter. I straight up know I would 💀

@mariarivera1404

3 жыл бұрын

No us. ,I will proud best smart president. TRUMP. BEST ECONOMIC. ALSO PROUD OF REAL MOST CLASSIC. FIRST LADY. MELANIA. TRUMP ESTAMOS ORGULLOSOS DE EL NEJOR INTELIGENTE PRESIDENTE. TRUMP. Y SU HERMOSA VERDADERA DAMA , ELLA SI ES UNA DAMA. MELANIA TRUMP THE BEST. PROUD OF REAL FIRTS LADY. MELANIA TRUMP

@badbotchdown9845

3 жыл бұрын

@@mariarivera1404 how you can support him as Spanish decent you're a traitor to your origins

@69dwlr

3 жыл бұрын

And the smell of 💩 would leave with you!

That wedding needs to be on SNL asap

@spelunkerd

3 жыл бұрын

I agree with this, but there is a reason SNL have actively removed any reference to him in their recent shows. Although ludicrously entertaining, and although he deserves it, air time is what feeds this malevolent troll. Like a fake wrestling star, he thrives on bad reviews.

@pooryorick831

3 жыл бұрын

This Saturday for sure. Is Alec Baldwin still around?

@cheriehall9066

3 жыл бұрын

I'm sure it will be. Lol but I think Alec Baldwin is done with doing trump! I don't blame him. Trump is where he should've always been,playing that angry guy at a wedding that makes the toast all about himself,its hilarious 😆 🤣 😂

@naomenpards1547

3 жыл бұрын

I'm counting on it🤣

@underestimatedsmilin2429

3 жыл бұрын

Like Biden's whole administration.

"But, hey, enough about me. Let's talk about me."

@cliffordjohnson943

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@annemend

3 жыл бұрын

🤣💯👍💙

@eweiner14

3 жыл бұрын

That's it. Sums it up perfectly!

@lisashrestha5023

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the laugh, Alan! That was perfect

@casperghost0secondsago594

3 жыл бұрын

I am not an american, but the amount of bias your media is showing, puts even the bias to shame. Video press conference , the worst of any leaders in world. Watch it and decide for yourselves. But media is still hunting the lost guy. If u don't agree with me now, you will agree with me in few years.

That wedding was the only place he can speak about how great he is.

@manofthehour6856

3 жыл бұрын

....or, with all due respect, more accurately how great he THINKS he is in his warped little mind. Fifty years from now, when most people directly associated with that disaster are gone and time can look back on 2015 or so and into 2021, there is absolutely NO DOUBT in my mind that that pathetic fool will be looked upon as THE worst President. But until that time, He can run the Air-B-and-B out of his house, and brag to tolerant wedding guests held hostage by his fanciful stories. He looks like he is going to tip forward as he rambles on and on in virtual incoherence.

@miraonthewall5284

3 жыл бұрын

@@manofthehour6856 😭😭💀💀💀💀💀👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

@brucebradley5877

3 жыл бұрын

TRUMP contract for weddings at Mar-Lego probably requires Time for Trump rally speech.

@brucebradley5877

3 жыл бұрын

@@manofthehour6856 50 years from now ..Book a Trump look-a-like to recreation of this moment at weddings all over the world. The Trump Wedding Chapple in Vagas will put the Elvis Chapple to #2

That wedding video should be sent to America’s Funniest Videos. It’s a GRAND FINALE WINNER!!!! 😂😂😂

@idontknowmuch3441

3 жыл бұрын

It’s more pathetic then funny

@kenrickeason

3 жыл бұрын

LMFAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@asifakbarkhan9101

3 жыл бұрын

@@idontknowmuch3441 9lpll

The married couple deserved it, having their wedding at his resort. It's weird AF that he even does things like this.

@lenkacfk7155

3 жыл бұрын

Well, he can't use Twitter anymore, so he has to complain to someone somewhere - he'll take any platform.

@shardator

3 жыл бұрын

It is not weird. It is trump. This is normal from him.

@AA-wc3tw

3 жыл бұрын

This is typical behavior of a Narcissist though. Everything is about them, they are always the victim, they are always right and everyone else is always wrong, etc. He definitely creamed his panties when they cheered him on at the end of the toasts. Narcissists thrive off stuff like this. It is completely normal for them and because they 1) lack empathy and 2) live in their own manufactured reality, they do not see/understand how their behavior affects others. It's about them 24/7/365.

Donny as a wedding crasher!! OMG this is HILARIOUS!! I hope SNL does a sketch on this.

@williamplatt1641

3 жыл бұрын

He crashed a couple of other weddings as 45, and he crashed several weddings before that! He's become a professional wedding crasher!

"People are saying" his appearance was part of the expensive wedding package. Includes all his greatest hits, stand up routine,champagne toast and merch leftover from his campaign. All proceeds will pay for his inevitable legal fees.

@youknowcrimedontpay9257

3 жыл бұрын

He's definitely on the flight path to Skid Row and will do anything for attention just like the Narcissist he is. Raising money and not declaring it is tax evasion which is just another file the DA needs to open.

Having the wedding at Mar-a- Lago is like going to Disney World and not expecting to see Mickey! Difference is everybody loves Mickey.

@Nintendo101Channel

3 жыл бұрын

Instead you expect Donald Duck.

@judyandfriends123

3 жыл бұрын

985FEET

@philiprossetti7500

3 жыл бұрын

Daffy Duck had to promote his ego !

@ScienceBitch123

3 жыл бұрын

And mickey isn't a sociopath that rambles about his own political lies and failures in someone's special day

@badbotchdown9845

3 жыл бұрын

And Mickey is a good guy

That wedding speech was one of the most painful things I’ve ever witnessed

@Me-ou5tc

3 жыл бұрын

Even more painful.. how many thousands of $'s did bride's Daddy pay for that train wreck!

@garyconner6151

3 жыл бұрын

They called the wedding off after he showed up.

@deevalerie5857

3 жыл бұрын

Cringe!!!!! *Hatred* is a very unfortunate theme to add to someone's wedding!

@wolfgangsimon1509

3 жыл бұрын

I am pretty sure that who ever books at that location feels honored to have a speach of this mafioso

@underestimatedsmilin2429

3 жыл бұрын

Yet you watched.

The divorce expert talked about fraud and cheat. That sounds perfect during a wedding

@martybaldwin7844

3 жыл бұрын

The couple probably knew that would happen.

@daxmiller35

3 жыл бұрын

Might be the worst wedding speech of all time. That was f*cking awful

@alvarny77

3 жыл бұрын

@@martybaldwin7844 agree, when you hold your wedding in Mar-a-lago, you should be expecting this.

@shahw2469

3 жыл бұрын

Arite, enough with Trump! Can we make fun of Joe & Kamala now?

@totallyaccuratebotansimula9493

3 жыл бұрын

Ah memories, remember that time the Donald talked about election fraud and his victimhood by being the most powerful person in the country? Honey... why are u crying?

I suffered an open gut wound and a skull fracture while in the Gulf War. The wedding video was just as painful to experience.

How cringey was the wedding speech? "But enough about me going on about myself, what do YOU think about me?"

I just wish we’d stop talking about him

@adorable3817

3 жыл бұрын

Gave me Instant anxiety to hear him speak and hear how his twisted mind thinks - pillow guy too

@derekmulling745

3 жыл бұрын

Until he goes to prison at least.

@dw999

3 жыл бұрын

@lucky: He's a dangerous figure; as long as he's alive and influencing tens of millions of voters, media will have to keep an eye on him, and report on his activities.

@derekmulling745

3 жыл бұрын

@@dw999 i so wish that this wasn't true.

@maxthepupp

3 жыл бұрын

Get him in prison and ill stop talking about him!😁 here's hoping!

Oh. My. Dear. Lord. I cannot deal with this family anymore.

@pmarshall2101

3 жыл бұрын

Now you have a family that has a son you is vey quiet because is is knocked from crack while his dad rubs against your little children. But don’t worry at least he’s not running the country

@underestimatedsmilin2429

3 жыл бұрын

Then don't. Focus on your new administration that is intentionally trying to destroy our Country for political power. Thank your Biden for the rise in gas prices, the open borders and the extra taxes you will pay to help support these people that flooded over under false hope from your new President. Thank him for a press secretary that can't give a straight or honest answer. Thank your vice president for her lack of concern about basically anything. Don't forget to praise Biden for appointing someone into office that wants to legalize changing the gender of our children while they are still CHILDREN. There's his son as well, that has to be continuously protected for criminal activity that most of us would be in jail for, but GEE, you be proud of all of that, because after all, "Joe's a nice guy".

@kthor

3 жыл бұрын

Take the comments somewhere that supports Trump & wants to hear all that bullshit!

In Britain we tend not to focus on ex leaders so much. Even when they are buffoons 🤣

@1silvervespa

3 жыл бұрын

YEAH YOU FORGET SPITTING IMAGE ....... DO YA !

@Eckull

3 жыл бұрын

Well see, that's because our current leader is much much worse than the previous ones.

@princesstiarra8071

3 жыл бұрын

The S.O.B. tried to over turn our government and all the lawyers and judges can't figure out how to make him pay for his treason. I won't forget that. American needs justice.

How do people even put themselves into position to believe _anything_ DJT says? It's blatantly clear he's in need of therapy.

@WWZenaDo

3 жыл бұрын

Or a lobotomy....

@pamcheslock838

3 жыл бұрын

The Devil 👿 demands a lot of attention = Keep us away from God

@youknowcrimedontpay9257

3 жыл бұрын

Almost correct however there is no known treatment for Narcisistic Personality Disorder. A narcissist enjoys making others suffer and uses this as fuel to continue the path of destruction.

Jesus it’s someone’s wedding and all that blob can do is talk about himself. Wow how broken of a person you gotta be. All that money and not one ounce of class. Sad sad man.

@commontater8630

3 жыл бұрын

What's worrisome is how many people love this guy. Our society is in deep trouble.

@christophertadda1072

3 жыл бұрын

No surprise but still ridiculous.

@underestimatedsmilin2429

3 жыл бұрын

@@commontater8630 and you like Biden?

@commontater8630

3 жыл бұрын

@@underestimatedsmilin2429 Why do you ask?

Literally worlds biggest narcissist! Only worse person to do a toast at your wedding would be the pillow guy!

@bellaventimiglia35

3 жыл бұрын

Good one! 🙌🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🤜🏽🤛🏽🤣😂🤣

@gaillawing9510

3 жыл бұрын

I think the pillow guy is using again

@williamplatt1641

3 жыл бұрын

@@gaillawing9510 Again?!? Did he ever not???

@LEDZEP769

3 жыл бұрын

The filling in his pillows are just foam crack rocks. 😵❄️🤣🤣🤣🤡

@underestimatedsmilin2429

3 жыл бұрын

You just like people like Cuomo right??

Holy ballz. Nice wedding speech. Can you imagine what it must be like to be that guy?

What an upbeat funeral.

it's a bad luck having him at the wedding. He is a good example.

@mannyme3525

3 жыл бұрын

OF 1000 WORDS COMING FROM HIS TOILET MOUTH, NOT 1 IS CORRECT. HIS TOILET MOUTH GOT HIM IN THE WH, HIS TOILET MOUTH ALSO GOT HIM OUT OF THE WH.

@joanbowden3448

3 жыл бұрын

It's bad luck to have him any where!

Really, anyone choosing to have a wedding at Mar-a-Lago had to have known that DJT could try to hijack the event to get his long delayed rally fix.

@chrissnyder8108

3 жыл бұрын

@tee vee your comment is not a relevant reply to the comment that I made, so I suggest you enter your comment at the root level where it can be seen if you want it to be read. BTW, iyou've posted a coincidental anecdote, the death has no evidence of causation by the vaccine given in your quote from a news report. Given the millions of people who are receiving vaccine doses it is quite possible that the death is unrelated to the vaccine and the timing is purely coincidental. However, the government scientists will be looking into the case to try to discover cause of death and whether there is any connection to the vaccine, just as they do with every extremely rare adverse reaction following receipt of the vaccine, which normally occur within a matter of minutes, not hours of receiving a vaccination.

@AA-wc3tw

3 жыл бұрын

@tee vee Stop spamming.

@cshank2807

3 жыл бұрын

it was probably a paid appearance

@vietny836

3 жыл бұрын

@@chrissnyder8108 ko

Because of his high heels he stands like the front half of a centaur.

@NoirpoolSea

3 жыл бұрын

You nailed it! Thank you! I couldn't place exactly where I had seen that before! (Also seen in the slightly hideous CGI in the original Canadian made version of A Wrinkle in Time.)

Hey Donny How can we “miss you” when you won’t go the hell away?

Birx does not deserve praise. She kissed up to Trump all the way until his administration ended.

@dividedconquered3784

3 жыл бұрын

She is WORTHLESS!😒

@ozvoyager

3 жыл бұрын

It was worse than kissing up. She sat there while he spouted nonsense about bleach and bright lights and said nothing. She allowed misinformation to spread, and stood in the way of a rational response for months on end. A spineless individual.

@mikelboyd711

3 жыл бұрын

Fauci stood up to trump, Birx is full of excuses...

@twistoffate4791

3 жыл бұрын

@@ozvoyager Well said.

@Elizabeth-rq1vi

3 жыл бұрын

I doubt she kissed up, I bet she wishes she just spoke out no matter the repercussions. I’ve been there, speaking to people like trumpers is like talking to a brick wall, except not as rewarding. So why speak up because you’ll be trashed publicly & privately.

Anyone who would have a wedding at Mar-a-Loco deserves it.

@kims1951

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@alison4316

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly what I was thinking.

@evmorals6348

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha

@princesstiarra8071

3 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't get married there if they paid me.

@kenrickeason

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed 👍🏿

Goes to a wedding and babbles on about himself, classy.

until the end of time, he will never stop stroking himself

@davidhamburg7868

3 жыл бұрын

Yuck. That's a nauseating thought--him playing with himself.

@ginnymeljac2300

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣 he’s so so gross!

"Will someone take that kid fishing already?" - Eric Trump. Nice One Jimmy!! 🤣🤣🤣

@ritawood3799

3 жыл бұрын

?????

@doloresabdelwahed9878

3 жыл бұрын

@@ritawood3799 s

@gamepapa1211

3 жыл бұрын

@@ritawood3799 l

@whpalmer4

3 жыл бұрын

@@ritawood3799 Go watch The Godfather, Part II. Someone takes Fredo fishing.

His letter just proved what the Doctor was claiming: "he seldom took her advice".

@jaytrock3217

3 жыл бұрын

How do you feel about Biden's doctor? Are you just good if they say he has a pulse.

@cmw12

3 жыл бұрын

@@jaytrock3217 I’m good (satisfied) because he’s good (virtuous). He’s a very old, good man who is bumbling and stuttering his way into making America a better place. He needs to forgive that $50K in student debt, fight for the $15min wage more, and throw all his political capital into HR1 and the infrastructure plan, but he’s actually done a pretty good job so far. Above all, the president just needs to be a good, EMPATHIC man. He doesn’t need to personally craft legislation, although Biden has in the past, just be decent enough to tell good policy from bad. I would prefer it if Biden had more charisma and was more coherent, sure, but he’s delivering for the people, which is what counts.

"fall asleep in his mash potatoes?" I have a friend who passed out on a plate of mashed potatoes at a chichi steakhouse. That joke hit home in a wild way!

That stupid wedding speech shows exactly how much the former President misses Twitter. Stream of BS and nonsense.

That 45 is still out on the street and not in a straight-jacket, is totally amazing.

@cascorick8253

3 жыл бұрын

Pay attention! that's his house, that's where he lives, they came to him! He's probably on top secret double probation not allowed to leave, at least he should be!

@notsure1969

3 жыл бұрын

They can't find a size that fits him.

@notsure1969

3 жыл бұрын

@@cascorick8253 It's actually not his house though. It is zoned as a resort and as such he is technically not allowed to live there for extended periods of time... but it's Trump, so you know, laws don't apply.

@michaelvigh926

3 жыл бұрын

He should go hide in a forest!

Everyone in that reception is mental note taking-this will be the last wedding at Mar-A-Loco

@gamepapa1211

3 жыл бұрын

You can start a whole KZread channel just documenting weddings at Mar-A-Loco.

@lolaboden2641

3 жыл бұрын

MAGA-Lago wedding reception speech was total lunacy.

@PhilLesh69

3 жыл бұрын

Sadly the republicans and especially the evangelicals live in a warped funhouse hall of mirrors version of reality where this guy is still making America great again right now as I type. This rambling diatribe is now cast in stone for that family as the high point in human history for each one of them.

@tjmartin7477

3 жыл бұрын

Did you actually listen to the crowds reaction? They love him. Anyone who would have a reception there thinks just like him. Trump trumps cancel culture every time unfortunately.

@commontater8630

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, well. Some people are so in love with Donald Trump.

"You're nothing without your daddy, and your daddy ain't here." --Locke

@mariarivera1404

3 жыл бұрын

Family Trump are smart and succesful. No hunter obiden. Ha ha

@stevecamarano7146

3 жыл бұрын

YOU MUST MEAN. CRACK PIPE HUNTER BIDEN. THE GUY WHO COULD NOT EVEN MAKE IT THRU THE NAVAL RESERVE TO AN HONORABLE DISCHARGE!!! IS THAT WHO YOU MEAN???

@pehdsdasjhk5406

3 жыл бұрын

Trump assassinated Solemani (military leader of iran) because he wanted to overthrow Iraq government and turn it into a islamic government. Iran wants to spread islam. ISIS wants to spread islam too.

From the first conference where she stood in background nodding her head, I knew she was going to be useless whereas Fauci did not nod agreeingly

That is what you get for having your wedding at maralargo.

@juliewake4585

3 жыл бұрын

Why would anyone want to?

@ritaharris2372

3 жыл бұрын

Who invites the matre d’ to speak at the wedding anyway? Isn’t supposed to clear tables and keep quiet.

Those remarks by Trump starting at 3:46 are classic projection, ascribing actions, impulses, and attributes of oneself to others. In almost every interview I've heard him give, this stands out as his typical response. He'll go to his deathbed not understanding what a heel he is.

@SilverLiningMiner

3 жыл бұрын

Heel? Wow, you a waaaaaaay nicer than I am!

@diarmuidkuhle8181

3 жыл бұрын

Narcissists, which the Orange Abomination is a textbook example of, are lacking in self - reflection. And they don't suffer from their personalty defect, instead everybody around them does.

@upholdsanity3759

3 жыл бұрын

Classic hardcore narcissism.

@totallyaccuratebotansimula9493

3 жыл бұрын

He is the favorite subject of many psychology classes in universities.

@NZKaupoi

3 жыл бұрын

Any way we can speed that up?

Shortage of coffee and toilet paper. Without one you might not need the other. Underrated observational Joke.

Lmao! Loved the instructional video about returning to society! Frankly this past year has been a bit of stress relief for those of us who are introverts!

@jeanicallan6503

3 жыл бұрын

Watrgrl2...thanks for saying what I have been feeling! Part of me feels guilty enjoying all the solitude. Thinking about maybe continuing the isolation from now on!🤪

A wedding is ok. But never ever invite Trump to say the eulogy at a funeral. You'll never hear about the dead guy.

@kpepperl319

3 жыл бұрын

He wouldn't go to a funeral... He only likes guys that stay alive.

@jacquelinefox2632

Жыл бұрын

It would be Drumps funeral, And he will be on the front seat to see himself!!! Lol.🥰

“The outstanding negative quality of the totalitarian elite is that it never stops to think about the world as it really is and never compares the lies with reality.” ― Hannah Arendt, The Origins of Totalitarianism

@Dan-ud8hz

3 жыл бұрын

@ImYour Huckleberry Exactly.

@susanhewitt1631

3 жыл бұрын

Aka creating an alternate reality, that’s how they get away with it!

im not saying my pillow guy is doing meth again, im just saying its the explanation that makes the most sense.

@manofthehour6856

3 жыл бұрын

I suspect serious brain damage....

"And then I see the disinfectant, Where it knocks it out in a minute, one minute, and is there a way we could do something like that? By Injection or almost a Cleaning?"

Don't know what's more sad, some random dude giving a wedding speech all about himself, or that the whole wedding party was cheering for him and no-one would say anything and take that mic off the confused old man.

@Mikathedog100

3 жыл бұрын

There'd have been a lot more people there than you heard cheering, for a wedding and reception in such a large room. It was likely the staff cheering.....Hope that helps ! 😉

@gamepapa1211

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I think that's the staff doing the cheering under threat of losing their job. I can just see the newlyweds' confused looks.

@underestimatedsmilin2429

3 жыл бұрын

Did you happen to watch Biden's press conference??

@Siepsiep

3 жыл бұрын

@@underestimatedsmilin2429 No. What happened?

LOSS IS KILLING HIM. I LOVE IT

@underestimatedsmilin2429

3 жыл бұрын

And Biden's false presidency is killing America.

@PhilLesh69

3 жыл бұрын

@@underestimatedsmilin2429 whaaabaaaamaaaaa!!

And the scariest part? When people went nuts after he asked if anyone missed him yet.

Let’s see how many cases of Covid comes out of that wedding.

Meghan McCain and Eric would probably get along pretty well...'my father' is their favorite way to begin 9 out of 10 sentences.

@harveyjackson2802

3 жыл бұрын

@Iron Fist q1

@jamesfoyt22

3 жыл бұрын

3

@lauralee60

3 жыл бұрын

That's sooo true 😂

@miltongarcia5637

3 жыл бұрын

@Iron Fist Doesn't make it any less true.

@williamplatt1641

3 жыл бұрын

The difference between the two father's is glaringly obvious! One was a war hero and man of character, and the other is a rabid, self involved lunatic with no morals! Either way though, I'd like to stop hearing them both say those words!

Trump has no business in ever getting involved in politics again whatsoever

@jiminycricket9730

3 жыл бұрын

Ya trumps gonna be your president again soon😂

@MothGirl007

3 жыл бұрын

@@jiminycricket9730 You are so silly - lol!

@yourenotmysupervisor9311

3 жыл бұрын

He had no business getting involved in politics before.

@whattheschmidt

3 жыл бұрын

@@jiminycricket9730 That would be hilarious, just to lose the popular vote for a final third time (and lose the election).

@abird2931

3 жыл бұрын

@@whattheschmidt And another, 3rg impeachment!

Engineering 101... The canal should be wider than the ships that pass through!

@elcarto22

3 жыл бұрын

They all are. Ships that are LONGER than the canal is WIDE shouldn't attampt to maneuver in them. Caused by the wind, in this case, but if you look at the size of that thing, a 'problem' was a matter of when and not 'if.'

The "Sir" lie never gets old...

The wedding video is more like a standup😂

@SilverLiningMiner

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I was waiting for the proud boys to make an appearance.

My father is also in his 70s and also repetitively rambles to strangers. I think it’s from mild dementia, since he can’t seem to help himself.

@johnwattdotca

3 жыл бұрын

When you get old and lonely you feel you have to say what you have to say as a conversation, every chance you get. When I'm standing in line I see everyone else as a captive audience.

Just when you thought the wedding was about the bride and groom, the orange sphincter explains why it is all about him.

@doglover-mb6bs

3 жыл бұрын

I'm still laughing, thanks!

Wonderful speech for a wedding. He’s so educated. Why isn’t he gone already?

That wedding thing is just pathetic. He'll be out in the kitchen lecturing the chef and the waitstaff next.

@wordzmyth

3 жыл бұрын

I think we should interview the maralago staff to check whether he is doing that already. Except the undocumented workers might not want to

@kayseecoward7571

3 жыл бұрын

@@wordzmyth somebody needs to do that, I would love to see what all tea would be spilled

@nahcampbell9292

3 жыл бұрын

@@kayseecoward7571 exactly wtf this was crazy he's talking about the election still at someones wedding sick he's crazy

@smiller2044

3 жыл бұрын

Martha S he looks horrible. That smile says it all. What's worse is *many* Republicans emulate Trump. There was a time Republicans stood for something, but it's been so long no one remembers what.

@calvinbright3054

3 жыл бұрын

I'm sure everyone who works for him has to listen to Baby-man whine for hours on end.

The newlyweds chose his resort. They deserve just what they got. They had heard that the ex-president was a fun guy. It was fungi.

@staciasmith5162

3 жыл бұрын

😷🤭😁

@staciasmith5162

3 жыл бұрын

😷🤭😁

@gladfam8967

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@victorarmand7121

3 жыл бұрын

that's a huge insult... to fungi everywhere.

@susannegrabowski4685

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂 He IS one MOLDY OLDIE!

By August, Dominion will be the less than proud owners of the My Pillow brand lol.

@morethanmeetstheeye1355

3 жыл бұрын

Lol. I’ve noticed that I haven’t seen a My Pillow commercial in months !

Have your wedding party at maralago and the clown show is free! 🤪

@mariarivera1404

3 жыл бұрын

President. TRUMP SMART. . JOE OBIDEM EMBARRSAING. FOR MOST AMERICAN OR EMBARRISING, JOE OBIDEN. HIDE BASSEMENT. JOE OBIDEN BRAIN VACATION. JOE OBIDEM NO TIENE CEREBRO ESE VIEJO ES VERGUENZA PARA LOS ESTADOS UNIDOS. NO TIENE CEREBRO. PRESIDENT. TRUMP BEST SMART

And, quite seriously, some people will rave about what a wonderful speech he made at that unfortunate couple's wedding....

@bellaventimiglia35

3 жыл бұрын

Sad, yeah?! 🥺😩😭

@underestimatedsmilin2429

3 жыл бұрын

Still better than anything Joe's said, ever.

@ronk9830

3 жыл бұрын

@@underestimatedsmilin2429 See what I mean? You're one of those people.

This is a wedding toast🤔? He's gonna talk about this for the rest of his sorry life

@merrilouneigenfind104

3 жыл бұрын

If Trump's family really loved him, they would lock him in a room and feed him through a slot in the door.

@albrown7977

3 жыл бұрын

It's obvious that's what they did to Eric until he escaped.

@roshaimoore

3 жыл бұрын

Hopefully that won't be long!!

@happydays59

3 жыл бұрын

@@roshaimoore agreed, sooner the better.

Trump: the wedding singer with no talent.

@wokewokerman5280

3 жыл бұрын

You mean Kimmel with no talent, he's a political hack of incredible proportion, still doing Trump monologue when Biden gaffs are daily....what a no talent jerk....

@eddysokoloff8738

3 жыл бұрын

Oh you mean when all Fox does is put Democrats down? Howz Lou Dobbs and Trish Regan doing these days speaking of no talent jerks?

@RenaldyCalixte

3 жыл бұрын

@@wokewokerman5280 At least Kimmel doesn't ramble on at weddings where the wedding band in the background groans about how long winded Trump is.

@wokewokerman5280

3 жыл бұрын

@@RenaldyCalixte ....Biden babbles on more in a week even when scripted and under close management than Trump ever!!! What a joke diseased late night lefties are with the terminal TDS.....!!!!

@RenaldyCalixte

2 жыл бұрын

@@wokewokerman5280 Biden babbles? I thought Biden hides in the basement? You Trump supporters struggle to have consistent arguments and critiques. Also give me a link for one Trump speech where he doesn't randomly mention a celebrity or athlete that he's friends with in the middle of a speech or rally. Why did Trump even have random pep rallies like he was an amateur comedian?

From full stadiums down to performing at weddings. Sad, so sad what happened to this man's career.

Once again, Trump takes pathetic to the next level.

@kkdonny4096

3 жыл бұрын

Obviously, u didn’t see sleepy’s attempt at your lil ‘pep talk’ today.... 😂 joe rocks 😂

@FussyPickles

3 жыл бұрын

He is just so... WEIRD

@alfredovasquez774

3 жыл бұрын

This isn't a new level. It's a whole new game.

@TimberwolfC14

3 жыл бұрын

This comment made me think of the Kola Superdeep Borehole Donnie Boy's that pathetic if you put a camera down Donnie would be waiting for you

@willapple8145

3 жыл бұрын

Trump: ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME

"I just don't understand it" is Eric's life motto.

@bellaventimiglia35

3 жыл бұрын

Yup...as depicted in SNL’s “T**** Bros” sketches! Lol. 🤣😂🤣

"Capitalism had a heart attack." So good.

Talk about your wedding bell blues

"How do you give a drunken wedding toast when you don't even drink?" LMAO...Precisely!

@PhilLesh69

3 жыл бұрын

There is such a thing as a dry drunk. Trump's family is rife with alcoholism, but since Trump is too scared and weak to take the first drink he'll never hit rock bottom and therefore all of the mental and personality problems that surround the alcoholic's disease will never be treated.

@olurominiyiibitayo5473

3 жыл бұрын

Drunken wedding toast is a manner of speaking.

I can’t hear Eric Trump’s voice anymore without hearing Colbert’s impersonating him in my head.

@jan20thisusanewindependenc4

3 жыл бұрын

and doing the lip tuck to show all teeth w/ shoreline gums Or Seth Meyers' " father noooooo"

@nicholaskalu1

3 жыл бұрын

So true 😄

@jzam469

3 жыл бұрын

He has to start using my father instead of hey dad

@josephjohnson8508

3 жыл бұрын

That is so true. It's just not the same without it.

@MrLoobu

3 жыл бұрын

Lucky you.

If he would do that at my wedding I would end the entire reception right there.

People are enthralled by people who you have no idea what they're going to say next.

You know who I want giving a speech at my wedding? The crazy guy who’s been divorced twice, accused of sexual assault a few dozen times, makes sexual comments about his daughter, and whose current wife smacks his hand away every chance she gets.

@trevordicenso2262

3 жыл бұрын

I don't think they had a choice

@chapablo

3 жыл бұрын

Lucky for you, his schedule is wide open!

@jerryday5256

3 жыл бұрын

@@chapablo lol

@razvanv.9674

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah you sound like a guy who would invite Cuomo to dance with your wife. Or Maybe you would like to have to Bidens over..old man sniffing the kids, Hunter doing lines with His dead brothers wife, Kamala doing stand-up comedy with that fake laugh...You guys are bots or brainwashed Blue Anon minions

@Levi-rc8kh

3 жыл бұрын

@@razvanv.9674 It's almost laughable how desperate you are when making your own little fantasies.

That wedding video is funnier than every Alec Baldwin sketch put together.

@tommymcweedface229

3 жыл бұрын

?

@debbielasater2980

3 жыл бұрын

Yes a wedding today , a kids party next week and then the maintence crew meeting. He'll host them all w his sorry rehash of his delusional greatness.

@sfmike711

3 жыл бұрын

@MadDuckling : If SNL is fresh this weekend, it'll be on. I'm hoping it's the cold open.

@Vodaph0ne

3 жыл бұрын

6:45 Sorry is it a wedding speech or a self promotion speech?

I wonder if they didn't expect him to show up so they can later brag about him being there. Lots of people love him. I can't imagine someone would crash a wedding and then talk about himself and his problems. I wonder how long he spoke. He is pathetic.

@kims1951

3 жыл бұрын

Is there a reason to have him there?

@elcarto22

3 жыл бұрын

@@kims1951 Like those miss Universe Competitions - he gets to show up because he OWNS the place. Wonder if he snuck a peek at the bride and Maids as they got dressed?

Hahaha thanks Jimmy. We love you.

As much as I do enjoy having a laugh at this...As a proud American it makes me so sad that this person represented "me" for four years. We are better then this. Stop giving this narcissist air time. I know its comical but it's not good for anyone.

@dianemoonstone4715

3 жыл бұрын

Agree.

@bellaventimiglia35

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed, brother! 🙌🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🤜🏽🤛🏽

@sharonrobinson411

3 жыл бұрын

They needto mute his mic for good.

So when do they throw the net on dopey don? Lost his mind, and I love it!

Shee-it! That was a wedding speech?

@lynpowell8532

3 жыл бұрын

That speech was his wedding gift to the bride and groom. Too bad they got married at that insane asylum.

@elcarto22

3 жыл бұрын

@@lynpowell8532 They're the ones who booked it there.

I swear trump took on Alec Baldwins persona of his trump character on snl in that wedding speech 😂

Well that is nice. If you get married at Mar-a-Lago a clown show is included.

@surat8591

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@steph4032

3 жыл бұрын

😭😭😭

@michaelmoseley5229

3 жыл бұрын

1q

@manofthehour6856

3 жыл бұрын

LOL, if you pay extra, they don't include that.....

@steph4032

3 жыл бұрын

@@manofthehour6856 it’s insane how much attention that man wants for his age it doesn’t make sense he always has to be in the spotlight smfh

in what world do you want to have a failed T.V. host and failed politician take the mic at your wedding and talk about his failures? they keep saying you can't make a diagnosis without examining him, but if you are a psychiatrist, and refuse to call this guy a narcissist, you need YOUR head examined

@baseballmom5989

3 жыл бұрын

The world we live in now...the one that's falling apart since he's left. *Border wall/immigration *More covid deaths record for any month so far during Biden(and trump already started giving out vaccines) *China and Iran becoming besties *N Korea not speaking to us *The capitol and white house barricaded and biden in hiding What has Biden accomplished? Oh yeah, he's said he isn't actually going to get rid of student loans 🤣 lmao sucker millennials though they'd get something for free...pawns! At least they might finally make what the democrats did during the election with voting legal...if it isn't currently legal does that make it illegal?? Alot of people think there should be some sort of common sense test or at least citizenship test given before being allowed to vote. Trump knows most democrats wouldn't pass it; all he was asking for was to only allow the people smart enough to sign their name's votes to count.

@alphamaleman1

3 жыл бұрын

@@baseballmom5989 Falling apart? WHAT world do you POSSIBLY live in?

Captain, good job. Mission accomplished ✓

thank you just thats it you guys rock

Wow at someone's wedding he goes on and on about his pitiful presidency. Just wow!

@howler6490

3 жыл бұрын

Did they honestly expect something different?

WELCOME BACK JIMMY!!! WE MISSED YOU AND LOVE YOU❤❤

90% of our toilet paper is manufactured in North America, 87% of our coffee is manufactured in South America, how the hell did it get on a tanker stuck in the Suez Canal?

I'm so happy to say that I couldn't care less about what Trump says or thinks. What a relief!

So much fun to see him thrashing without an audience.

@reggie8370

3 жыл бұрын

@ImYour Huckleberry trump had better instincts than a professional doctor and his audience believes that

@maritzaluna9759

3 жыл бұрын

@ImYour Huckleberry Whos has a job.....lol

@j6282

3 жыл бұрын

then why aren’t trumpers wanting to get vaccinated

@maritzaluna9759

3 жыл бұрын

@@j6282 Trump hid like usual and got his vaccine got corona and ran to the hospital then told all them fools it was no big deal

@Levi-rc8kh

3 жыл бұрын

@ImYour Huckleberry Trump delivered 2 mil vaccines with Operation Warp Speed during the entire time the pandemic has raged in America while he was in office. Biden delivered 100 mil vaccines in less than 2 months without the help of any of Trump's policies, but with the help of Fauci, who was previously restricted by Trump from helping with preparations of the vaccines. And I like how you choose to trust a man who intentionally contracted Coronavirus over a scientist who is the US' leading health expert on the virus. 😂

We're going to need a 'my father'-off between Meghan McCain and Eric Trump.

@muellerphyllis

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@lewlux5561

3 жыл бұрын

Word 🤣

@crystalheart9

3 жыл бұрын

I would love to see that! !🤣🤣🤣

@MsMary957

3 жыл бұрын

Nope. Not a masochist.

@justineharper3346

3 жыл бұрын

Bahahaha 😂

Mike Lindell seems to have released his April Fool's joke a few days too early...

@kenrickeason

3 жыл бұрын

LOL!?!

@doglover-mb6bs

3 жыл бұрын

@@kenrickeason He's going down fast and ugly just like his orange butt buddy did!

Epic speech. Thanks, Donald.

Let’s not forget the “small loan of a million dollars by my father” 😃 idk why that popped into my head but it just did suddenly and I’m laughing-

@konanhonim3111

3 жыл бұрын

The "small million dollar" is pretty funny.

Takes the mic at someone else's wedding and then tries to make the night all about himself. It honestly would have felt insane if he hadn't, to be fair.

@elroy8272

3 жыл бұрын

That's what you get when have wedding at his "home"

@tiffbeevachou108

3 жыл бұрын

Narcissism 101

@LD86

3 жыл бұрын

@@elroy8272 lol agreed! They pretty much asked for it having their wedding at Mango Mussolini's gaudy palace.

@LD86

3 жыл бұрын

@ImYour Huckleberry lol you are a real waste of your parent’s coital efforts, huh? Poor unfortunate soul. 🤣 And it’s former ImPotus. He is not president anymore... thank the gods!

@JesusRamirez03

3 жыл бұрын

@ImYour Huckleberry

Man! I wasn't even invited to the wedding and want a refund! As well as credit for time served on a crime I haven't committed yet.

'ah humanity.... it sure is the worst' - YUP IT SURE IS.