"Nobody lights a prezels up and then has a talkshow and talk about it" - Zach Gali

@cpfishfan14

6 жыл бұрын

specially when they are 10. Jimmy was a special kid.

@loftsatsympaticodotc

4 жыл бұрын

Sure they do..... This is America ! LOL, who said dumb might set you back? didn't hurt Trump! LOL

@jjets489

2 жыл бұрын

@@loftsatsympaticodotc I hate people like you

@jjets489

2 жыл бұрын

@@loftsatsympaticodotc How ya like Biden you fucking clown

"I was poor at the time, and she had a coke"

@1985juicey

8 жыл бұрын

I swear I died when he said that💀

@Lilly_Mug

6 жыл бұрын

Farhan Ilyas I literally just spit out my hot chocolate when he said that lol

@threat9231

6 жыл бұрын

Lynn Pierre really? You spit it out?

@megankidd4671

5 жыл бұрын

Threat Lyns always spit

@PersephoneRising333

5 жыл бұрын

That is so true to life

i love brutally honest bill is "no i was pretending" "SO THIS ISN'T EVEN A STORY THIS IS NOTHING" i was thinking the same thing in my head lol

@thomasrainbow

6 жыл бұрын

That's cause he's a no bullshit kind of guy. You kind of have to appreciate someone like that even if they are smug. Seinfeld's a lot like that too. It's admirable and hilarious.

@sanderstar1000

5 жыл бұрын

Beck Grayson such a classic bill moment

@grassfedcharlie

5 жыл бұрын

Lmfao it’s true that shit was more like a confession

@bryanmurphy1107

5 жыл бұрын

To be fair that's cause Jimmy said he was pretending it was a cigarette so it seemed a pointless story,made more sense when he clarified he thought that's how it worked and actually lit and tried to smoke it

@peabody3000

4 жыл бұрын

maher likes to get to the bottom of things.. it's his life's quest really.. so when there's nothing there, at all, which in fallon's case is not surprising, hell yeah maher's going to announce it clearly and plainly

Zack is thinking faster and on a metalevel. He's brilliant.

@ogtrumpet5388

6 жыл бұрын

Matthew Perkins he is on cocaine

@ahti29

5 жыл бұрын

@@ogtrumpet5388 no,coke as in "coca cola"😂

@actualideas8078

5 жыл бұрын

Was it on the phone?

@gorginhanson

5 жыл бұрын

I knew he was playing dumb from the second he started reading the card.

@john.jai.sullivan

4 жыл бұрын

Matthew Perkins my friend, I’ve seen him also in other acts and such. He is BRILLIANT. He’s very very sharp

"We shared a coke I already told you." lol

@dominikdomazet2861

7 жыл бұрын

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@george00719

6 жыл бұрын

Zach was off the scale

@Drake5153

5 жыл бұрын

That's how you could tell it was true, he was trying to hide fact from a REAL story, if it was fake he'd roll with it

@ninjajim

5 жыл бұрын

Summer me...

@neilrigdon8197

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

Zack played them goooood.

@jsmall10671

4 жыл бұрын

"He wasn't prepared for the questions, whereas I was totally prepared..." Love it.

@FC3692230

2 жыл бұрын

Zach is on a higher level of comedy. He plays with human psychology.

"I was poor at the time and she had a coke" HAHAHAHA

Bill Maher always looks like he;s just come out of a Harry Potter movie set.

@robinj.792

7 жыл бұрын

Vasisht Vasan I literally belted a hearty laugh. Thank you!

@jaycilangehennig2059

6 жыл бұрын

😂 oh my gosh! What!? You crack me up

@DanHarkless_Halloween_YTPs_etc

5 жыл бұрын

+Vasisht Vasan: Um, how so?

@maryrose8478

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@maryrose8478

5 жыл бұрын

I can't stop laughing. I can totally see it and will never unsee it now.

XD zach making everyone think he was lying.

@mrSam3ooo

8 жыл бұрын

He's a great actor

@saucybackport

8 жыл бұрын

+Sam Wh he is a psychopath but it's kinda what actors are supposed to be

@JMDeadpool

6 жыл бұрын

Sam Wh I thought he was lying, but just because he was so bad at acting nervous that I figured it was on purpose

no one will ever top Colin Farrell's murder story

@JesusVelociraptor

5 жыл бұрын

That was creepy and he def was involved.

@symphonicrosby9214

5 жыл бұрын

Riiight

@danisa2011d

5 жыл бұрын

Please add a link! Can't find it

@sweetestaphrodite

5 жыл бұрын

*@Danisa L* Just type up ‘Colin Farrell jimmy Fallon’

@Lenore4Evermore

4 жыл бұрын

moiraine_damodred That story was crazy 😜🤭🙌AGREED

Zach is clearly very anxious in public, but thats his whole thing. He gets into a groove and suddenly hes taking over the show. I love it!

@thedaniplanet

2 жыл бұрын

@Steele D I don't think I understand the question....alot of people have social anxiety

@lucasm4299

2 жыл бұрын

He was acting anxious though

"Was it on the phone?" Galifianakis is a legend. Even though everybody knows who he is through his movies, he's a massively underrated comedian.

zach´s annoyance level, when bill enters the stage spilling zach´s coffee? 100%

@kevinbowlby392

4 жыл бұрын

ooolrait Bill is such an arrogant dick.

I don't know how often Zach appears on shows like this one , but I honestly believe he's one of the most entertaining guests. Love watching him everytime

Zach is just too cool. It's tough being that calm and relaxed.

Zach is a sharp man, people often take his character as a reflection of who he is, but it's carefully crafted and he knows how to manuevre people socially

I wish Fallon would do this segment more often. This is my favorite.

This is Zack's specialty, improve of being uncomfortable. He's so good he took everyone in.

"Was it on the phone?" lmao

@meghanelaraby277

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Zack’s handshake to Bill “don’t want to but ok fine”

"so I went with it." That sounds like something Maher would say. I think that was the tip off for me. Hilarious...

they tried hating on zach in the beginning, but he owned this one hah

When Bill starts talking about an old movie,it is automatically a true story. 100%.

enjoyed not show itself, as much as looking how Zach destroyes his panic attack. Turns the nervous situation into an act, forces himself out of the comfort zone by putting his legs on the table and voila, composure regained

@ignation24

7 жыл бұрын

shut up

@RashaadGenie

7 жыл бұрын

Can you do this prose thing for every other video on the Fallon youtube channel bro?! Thanks!

@maxsmolinets

7 жыл бұрын

"prose thing"?

@maxsmolinets

7 жыл бұрын

Ignacio Landabazo what's that about?

@MsAgavin

7 жыл бұрын

pwrful wizrd

I would love to sit down with Bill Maher and hear these childhood stories of his. I'm sure he has tons.

@xenohtype

7 жыл бұрын

A bunch of kids tracked him down in middle school and beat him up in the playground. I'd say "really shitty" is an understatement...

@tategebhart5183

6 жыл бұрын

Lord Burgendy you can have

@lauralbodin9172

2 жыл бұрын

YES

@robkunkel8833

2 жыл бұрын

He was probably very boring to other high schoolers. I’ll bet he did not fit in at all, unless it was NYC or someplace with fringe element acceptance.

Zach is a genius!!! One of my favorite actors/comedians, he's brilliant imp!

What’s the swear they bleeped out when Maher said it was true? It’s killing me ahaha

Zack has gripping OCD and anxiety issues am I right? I doubt he's on drugs, I think he's terrified. So, like, kudos to him for being brave and get off his junk.

@TwitterBug26

8 жыл бұрын

He was also hilarious and entertaining in the midst of his nerves.

@doug6394

8 жыл бұрын

i think he has nerves of frayed wires and huge balls of steel. I'm very impressed.

@MrFernet07

7 жыл бұрын

You are a special kind of stupid.

@angelicreinforcement3373

7 жыл бұрын

Good trolling :)

I could've watched an hour of this shit... Very entertaining indeed

@analoguespirit6999

6 жыл бұрын

Mirk Jerken look up Would I lie To You. It’s a british show with like 12 seasons with this

@rickygibson6205

6 жыл бұрын

Mirk Jerken p

@joshwettlin6670

5 жыл бұрын

Love all three of these 'characters'..I guess I'm just not one of those people who always want to criticize someone else..this gets an A in my book..:)

@favoritemustard3542

5 жыл бұрын

@Adam Malec, I was impressed, while watching 1 of his "Google Translates Songs" bits, he admits ~you've probably seen this on the interwebz~

@dinosarker4942

5 жыл бұрын

look up a british show called would i lie to you

Last time it was John Oliver & J-law. This week Bill Maher & Zach Galifianakis. Both duo's you wouldn't normally think go together but were bloody interesting to watch interact. Props to Jimmy.

@HunterVex.

8 жыл бұрын

this came out in February, genius.

@bnjamnvi

8 жыл бұрын

Zach has actually been on real time, he lit a joint on Bill's show 😂

@Paulafan5

3 жыл бұрын

Two comedians together? Don't they normally go together?

7:26 that Zach look is the best

Damn! Zack with a masterclass in acting!

bill maher is awesome.

@jakepv1

8 жыл бұрын

he's awesome... like a fart with shit spray...

@biro24

8 жыл бұрын

+jakepv1 did you like your own comment??

@jakepv1

8 жыл бұрын

biro24 intimately...

@kennykiller911

8 жыл бұрын

i eat ass

@jakepv1

8 жыл бұрын

kenykillr lol... poopsicles

Hasn't everyone smoked a pretzel stick?

@hecallsmeangel08

8 жыл бұрын

My ex tried smoking red licorice once...

@DesignsbyCADPRO

8 жыл бұрын

+Synfaxed It was candy cigarette lol

@JohnLee-ue6gy

8 жыл бұрын

+Synfaxed Worse, I seem to recall rolling a box of candy cigarettes up in my t-shirt sleeve.

@ChazEvansdale

8 жыл бұрын

+Synfaxed ...and giant pretzels are cigars. :)

@Protectobot

8 жыл бұрын

+Synfaxed I pretended once to smoke one of those bubble gum cigs with the 'smoke' you could tap off the ends that was just powdered sugar lol. I was 14 and we took a pic of it :P

is it just me or is zach getting hotter

@reiroro5140

8 жыл бұрын

Hell yeah

@jeronimoalende

7 жыл бұрын

He lost like 30 lbs

@WakandaBabe

7 жыл бұрын

No, it's not just you. He is!

@michaelsetiawan2746

7 жыл бұрын

No. Warmer.

@TheOrangeMamba

7 жыл бұрын

Yes. It is just you.

good chemistry! wow. and all true stories. thanks for confessing! ONE two three, TWO two three... waltzing....

What an incredibly boring confession Fallon.

@DaddyFutbol

8 жыл бұрын

😂 lmao!

@ArtyBoney

8 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@WadeWilson-

8 жыл бұрын

+TheSlick44y would be nice if no one knew about the story with Nicole and then he wrote about that. "Nicole Kidman had a crush on me and I made a fool of myself in such a way that she lost interest."

@ImaManCheetah

8 жыл бұрын

+TheSlick44y To be fair he has to come up with a new one every time he does one of these things. One person only has so many confessions lol.

@adl1578

8 жыл бұрын

+TheSlick44y lol and Bill called him out on it

I wanna see James corden as a guest here

@harrysmith7072

8 жыл бұрын

+Abu Jaffar Good idea. Contain the two least funny late night hosts in a studio and then bomb it.

@finnmcmissile28

8 жыл бұрын

+H Smith lol cordon is the funniest

@harrysmith7072

8 жыл бұрын

Reed Parsons I liked him back when he was doing comedy just in the UK but now that he's changed his style I find him insufferable

@sototem

8 жыл бұрын

+Abu Jaffar 'Corden' not Cordon.....

@abuj1729

8 жыл бұрын

+God isdead search on KZread 'the late late show' he's the host

"Bill thought it was something else and got very excited." LMFAO. 😂🤣

Zach was as funny as he always is delivering his story, that even I almost thought he was lying. I also didn't expect Bill's story to be as good as it was.

Zack is my hero, what a genius. Can do more with a look than a lot of comics do in half their set.

*WHAT DID HE SAY*

@joevasquez1776

7 жыл бұрын

Ted Cruz he said you lie! And nothing about Hillary.....

@iiFataaL

7 жыл бұрын

It sounds more like Hillary would be the epitome of lying. nbd though

@zumis1011

7 жыл бұрын

Oddly enough, between Lying Ted, Crooked Hillary, and that piece of shit Trump, Cruz probably lies the least. That said, fuck all of them.

@DanielSilva-ld6gf

6 жыл бұрын

How did this turn into a poltical discussion.... 😂

@jpcab94

6 жыл бұрын

Pimpa Licious ty! Lol

6:10 jimmy's and bills laughs were like scarcely the same it's amazing😂

I LOVE Zach Galifianakis!! He is pure awesome-sauce

I never wanted a story to be so true in my life after hearing Bill Maher's confession. And boy did he not disappoint

@HHH-ye1ro

Жыл бұрын

I may have to steal this one. Women love mystery.

If there was a show with these three on it, it would be amazing.

Zach didn't stop drinking the prop coffee that he's not supposed to. IT'S NOT COFFEE ZACH! NOOO

@xbaileyhoward

4 жыл бұрын

Anna White it’s water sis

@evee66

4 жыл бұрын

Unless they made his special

@Stephensofceea

4 жыл бұрын

What even is a prop coffee?

Jeff Goldblum would be fantastic on this game!!

0:48 lol its a prop look at his face when he drinks it

Man I fucking love Zach! He's so funny and adorable.

Zach and Bill are a killer combination! Zach smoking a joint on Bill Maher's real time was hilarious!

Zack is so underrated.The guy is so talented.

“this is not even a story” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Lol all these guys who are hating on bill maher

@JohnLee-ue6gy

8 жыл бұрын

+Joe He'd be great as a friend, but should have no decision-making authority over another sentient being.

@riotgirl4227

8 жыл бұрын

+Goku Son goes without saying. lmao. But true. Bill has his finger in a few pies. He producer (so he spends $ so the show can happen) for Vice news. Bill also has a very good moral meter so we don't have to worry about him having authority over sentients.

@memetism

8 жыл бұрын

i like trains.

They all have so much chemistry together

Zach is so freakin hilarious, just by looking at him, jeez!

Jimmy Fallon is the King of Late Night.

I like when Jimmy does this game!

zach thank you for saving this sketch

These three should do a movie together. That was so funny hahahaha

I love the new sound KZread makes when you like a comment

@johnwerner69

8 жыл бұрын

I dont

@spiritpro

8 жыл бұрын

Disliking the comment makes an even better sound!

@greyinvader

8 жыл бұрын

+kazamify I pressed like on your comment just to hear a sound and I heard NOTHING. Goddammit.

@baardock

8 жыл бұрын

+Blasted Heath It's ok, you can toy with them and upvote then downvote back and forth until you're bored with your actions. I recommend it.

@MaineManDezzo

8 жыл бұрын

I'm gonna like this other person comment jus to see wat you're talking about!

Wow Jimmy's stories are always the worst.

@violeta585

8 жыл бұрын

It's not really meant to be about him...and other celebrities are changing, but he's going to be playing every time, so it's to be expected that he throws in some not so interesting ones. He had a very good one - the one where he was over at his friend's house while the guy was doing business w/ a drug dealer and the dealer robbed his friend & pointed a gun at Jimmy!

@faboze

8 жыл бұрын

Voicu Violeta Oh yea I remember that it was a good one.

@katrinawilliamson7658

8 жыл бұрын

+Voicu Violeta tffi

@corsair4309

8 жыл бұрын

+faboze LoL, Jimmy has the worst fans and viewers on the face of this planet. No one likes him but everyone keeps watching not only the show but on KZread as well.

@jafrocubic2

8 жыл бұрын

Yes. I fail to comprehend how this guy got his own show.

These skits are fantastic!!! I can't get enough of them. There needs to be more of them!!

jimmy getting nervous when they hint at smoking weed.

@MrDanielSolano007

7 жыл бұрын

+Sidrah Zaheer u have to understand they are hypocrites. They have had alcohol on this show numerous times.

@Sassy-pants68

3 жыл бұрын

Jimmy is always nervous

Why is bill always so much more likable whenever it isn’t on his own show?

😂😂 everything about Zach is just funny .

@LoinclothRising

2 жыл бұрын

Even his last name is funny

Im amazed at how much bill maher looks like squidward with a white wig.

I could have watched more of this. So good.

I once told a girl in my Sunday school class that I had been to Japan. I had never been but thought I would look cool. Turns out the teacher got wind of it and was part Japanese. He proceeded to ask me 60 questions about my experience in Japan in front of the whole class.

@jonathan6935

3 жыл бұрын

You're dead

This felt like an intense game of chess, those two were amazing, they are very good liars/actors. Both of times I thought they were lying, reading their expressions and all, but lo! they were speaking truth, they must be so good at micro expressions and fooling others.

University of North Carolina, home of the fighting Wolf Pack

@Rushmore222

7 жыл бұрын

NC State.

@tendekai

4 жыл бұрын

That'd be State

@Riley_187

4 жыл бұрын

Hangover

@ownpetard8379

4 жыл бұрын

Riley Naehu use what you know

@bradtodd3832

3 жыл бұрын

🐺🐺🐺

I really respect the fact that Bill is not a good liar... #hiscredibilityisrising

I laughed so hard @ 6:05 "we don't need that filth in here"

When Bill Maher was telling his story I was like "Please let this be true...please let this have happened..." lol

Bill is amazing as well. That was great. Knew his was true instantly

Go Zach!! he totally had me believing he was lying!

Bill Maher is great. Love that man.

"I was poor at the time, she had a coke..." ahahah genius! 😂

"WE SHARED A COKE, I ALREADY TOLD YOU!" I watched that over and over again

I don't know why, but Zach drinking the prop Coffee at the beginning of the clip is HILARIOUS!

I want to see Christopher Walken on one of these!

@yixianzheng2328

8 жыл бұрын

Or Kevin Spacey posing as Christopher Walken

@Davidbatterson

8 жыл бұрын

Shaun Pearson I don't know what that is suppose to mean...

@Davidbatterson

8 жыл бұрын

***** Oh...

@Davidbatterson

8 жыл бұрын

***** Hahaha I know right.

@baburao87

5 жыл бұрын

He would definitely have some crazy stories.

They always seem to drink that stuff, why don't Jimmy give them real coffee?

I really enjoy this, do more Jimmy

The only reason i knew zack was telling the truth, is because hes such a good actor, he acted out lying better than someone actually lying

Zach is genius!!!!!!!!!!!!

'Who lights a pretzel up and has a talk show and talks about it?' Only Jimmy Fallon.

do this one more often!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zach galifianakis looks likes he has lost a lot of weight.

@tinyturnip7676

7 жыл бұрын

It's tough out there in hollywood.

@Seanyboy340

7 жыл бұрын

"Cocaine and hookers, my friend"

@tstan9713

7 жыл бұрын

Smoors how would hookers help

@thedudeabides3294

7 жыл бұрын

Travis Stanaway AIDS?

@thomasrainbow

6 жыл бұрын

Travis, exercise.

Godd! Bill had me on the floor ^^ Love that guy! :)

I love these so much

This is one of my favourite bits.

Zack, Bill, and Jim!!!

Bill Maher reminds me of Squidward.

@graciejames3752

5 жыл бұрын

This is one of the best comments I have ever seen.

A new segment on the show should just be deciding whether Fallons laugh is authentic or put on.

@ragnarqk

7 жыл бұрын

I actually saw a video on here that handled that, and he's authentic, just kind of giggly. Remember how he'd break in basically every sketch he was in because he couldn't stop laughing at everything? I just think he's a mirthful dude

@farischugthai5598

7 жыл бұрын

ragnarqk charisma on command?

Is it some kind of schtick that EVERY SINGLE GUEST fucks with the prop cigarettes because it cracks me up all the time 😂

Jimmy consistently watches people try to ingest these props and still keeps them. It’s great.

1:49 this sounds like zach doing an impression of himself

Holy shit Zach was so godlike on his lie turn

where you on the phone?? LOLOLOL!!! I love you Zack!!

Both very good at their craft lol