"madonna don't like white people" "she won't even talk to half of me" DJSKSHSJSJJS DEADDDDD

@charlotte-xw6ow

3 жыл бұрын

AAHAHAHAH

@maryhales4595

2 жыл бұрын

Probably Keegan's best moment in this whole game.

“Was he a athlete at the games” “No but he was an athlete at the games” LMAO I died 😂

@MRavty

4 жыл бұрын

I died 9 times at the same time

@souhailla10

4 жыл бұрын

i see on your writing that english is not your native language :-)

@MRavty

4 жыл бұрын

@@souhailla10 actually it is, I was using a metaphor

@camillearce9299

4 жыл бұрын

Can someone explain this to me?

@souhailla10

4 жыл бұрын

@@camillearce9299 it means he was not the athlete at the (olympic) games .. but the athlete at late midnight athletics ;-) that means SEX

Damn leslie so real she brought the black outta keagan. 😭😭

@3amDayDreamer

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@henriettaparks586

3 жыл бұрын

LOL!!! IT NEEDS TO COME OUT OF HIM MORE OFTEN!! IT BECOMES HIM!!!

@ruckes13

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@photoqueennyc

4 ай бұрын

This comment 😂😂

@BroadWayJazz120

Ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

“Ba mook ook” “That sounds so racist” I’m dead 😂

@chyld7710

4 жыл бұрын

Why not just say Kyle?? LMAOOO.

@sparkl3s229

3 жыл бұрын

Chyld Kyle the caveman?

Well, Leslie is official the best player at this game that I've seen so far.

@PoochieCollins

4 жыл бұрын

All three of the acts were good.

@shikharsav

3 жыл бұрын

I came to the comments section to just say this.

@jacoblewis2960

3 жыл бұрын

Chris Hemsworth is also good

@anthonyzullo

3 жыл бұрын

Wow, leslie slayed it, ive seen like every one of these in the last few years and shes the only one thats actually gotten me lmao. Jimmys this time was good as well, he was on it.

@frigginirishloons

3 жыл бұрын

Kate McKinnon

"Oh, I know that's a lie cause Madonna is like 75" 😂😂

@francisdimaano2350

5 жыл бұрын

@John Doe i think thats a lie homie

@BBM716

4 жыл бұрын

Ya she’s 61 now in 2019

@andrewthezeppo

4 жыл бұрын

I have definitely seen pictures of her on a jet ski though

She owned the whole room you can't say she didn't!!! Props to the gurl! ❤️

@kevinboone2178

5 жыл бұрын

Here, HEAR!

@esmeralditomoonyprishka632

5 жыл бұрын

1586brittc gjirrrrokasterrrr is just one tatouaz tou allllltin ntotsi 👄👄👄👄👄👄🎖🎖🎖🎖🎖🎖 obama is that o me det o me takky kourven re myk.’ Aqifi.’ 👄👄👄👄👄👄👄🎖🎖🎖🎖🎖🎖🎖

@chocolatebaby852

3 жыл бұрын

@Rev Lite 🤷🏾‍♀️that’s your opinion

@renewilson2540

3 жыл бұрын

The woman was definitely BAD but comedian Jones is one of the!

@enriquevarela8620

3 жыл бұрын

Keegan had her laughing the whole time!

Keegan is that dude that bounces off jokes so easy ! When he said “she won’t even talk to half of Me” I lost it ! You can tell that’s a reason key and peele works so good

@Paulafan5

3 жыл бұрын

He's the more talented one, I think. Definitely funnier.

@csguak

2 жыл бұрын

They are amazing, he bounced the joint comment with 60 min on the clock comment. Comedy geniuses.

@jackwhitbread4583

2 жыл бұрын

@@Paulafan5 he's not though!! Every single one of the football names came from Peele. Key is a funny energetic guy but even he will tell you that Peele is def the smartest of the 2

"I mean she won't even talk to half of me" 😂😂 DEAD

@MJDHX

6 жыл бұрын

But she'll adopt the other half!

@tahsinnirzhar5975

6 жыл бұрын

I DIED when he said that ..

@TaylorM6668

6 жыл бұрын

Kk222HaHa3 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂now that was funny

@Al-Mizal

6 жыл бұрын

Tahsin Nirzhar did you type this from the underworld, then?! 🤣

@abl2527

6 жыл бұрын

Kk222HaHa3 i was done too lmfao

Leslie and Keegan should do a skit together. Would be a fucking comedy gold.

@moonlily1

6 жыл бұрын

They seem like they really enjoy each other.

@jayvaccaro140

6 жыл бұрын

They're both funny af, that's why they're big stars. If you can do better then let's see it.

@intalent

6 жыл бұрын

They do play well off each other. I smell a buddy cop movie lol

@willh8682

6 жыл бұрын

david I'd LOVE for Leslie Jones and Tiffany Haddish to do something together! I'd LITERALLY die from laughter

@MsHalaCo

6 жыл бұрын

I agree, it would be epic!

"That's a lie, Madonna is like 75!" Daaaaamn.

The way Leslie said: "That's because I know liars; especially if you're a male" got me hollering 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. I didn't know she was this hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

They need to start using real coffee because everyone drinks it 😂

@albertg2272

5 жыл бұрын

Ninja Girl no it’s funny when they drink it and find out it isn’t real coffee

@Mr_Pool96

5 жыл бұрын

But what's making it smoke

@rondaallen7211

5 жыл бұрын

@@Mr_Pool96 lol-the smoke is coming from the ashtray.

@Mr_Pool96

5 жыл бұрын

@@rondaallen7211 oh shit how high was I? Hahaha

@dankmheems290

5 жыл бұрын

Most guests know it's fake and just pretend to sip. Those are all pretend sips, otherwise they'd react like Keegan.

Key and Leslie have so much chemistry, they should do something together

@robinnmangual9464

6 жыл бұрын

Orlando Rodríguez- Agreed! Comical chemistry and to me a little romantic chemistry as well. Read his body language and then hers.

@Burroenelcielo

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah! exactly, like Key tries to touche her hand at the beginning, but she didn't notice, so he tries harder at the first chances he gets haha

@whiistlingwinds5855

6 жыл бұрын

Like sex. ☠️

@rzaputera4499

6 жыл бұрын

love it when key said the "god cop" thing. That is so clever.

@wittymartin

6 жыл бұрын

Orlando Rodríguez A baby maybe? 🤷🏾‍♂️

I don’t understand how this has a lot less views than the others. This is THE best funniest one ever!!! 😂😂🤣🤣

@alittlebitofjessica

3 жыл бұрын

Eeeh, uhhh, nooot reaaally 👋🏼 Some of the jokes were a bit forced.

@IAmJustR

3 жыл бұрын

i swear i come back to watch this annually 😂

@michaelalieske6752

3 жыл бұрын

My own opinion, I agree!💚 Prolly 'cause Ma Girl, Leslie J and Ma Boi, Keegan-M K are underrated as HELL!!!!

@katecassidy9357

3 жыл бұрын

I’m doing my part because I’ve watched it about 100 times

Leslie Jones is a total legend in this. Laughed myself stupid with this gem. 🤣😂🤣😂

@michaelalieske6752

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed. But.... Leslie Jones is a FREAKIN LEGEND in everything!!💜

"She won't even talk to half of me" OMG I DIED

@boobyjustin

6 жыл бұрын

Yvette i don't get it

@user-zd1ou2fc2i

6 жыл бұрын

Justin Booby Same!

@exactly3053

6 жыл бұрын

Justin Booby Keegan Michael Key is mixed with white and black so half of him is white.

@boobyjustin

6 жыл бұрын

Jahogany I thought he was 1/8th black?

@exactly3053

6 жыл бұрын

Justin Booby who said that?

Was he an athlete at the games? No but, he was an athlete at the games. 😂😂

@Im__Your__Huckleberry

6 жыл бұрын

Her stare at the camera after that was crazy!

@voodeux_badeux

6 жыл бұрын

Yas.

@twrkhanasparukh

6 жыл бұрын

totally buyied her story after that

@germanad6210

6 жыл бұрын

I didnt get it.

@alexj6691

6 жыл бұрын

She's implying he was good in bed.

"He was an athlete ~at the games~" Absolutely iconic, Leslie 🤣

I could watch an entire hour show of just these three doing this sketch.

@terseandtiny1746

5 жыл бұрын

Throw in Mulaney, Pete and vince Vaughn. Would be magic.

@jessicadavenport2808

3 жыл бұрын

YAAAASSSSSS!

@sandram5269

3 жыл бұрын

just take jimmy out lol

7:48 "Was he an athlete at the games?" "No, but he was an athlete at the games." Ultimate mic drop moment.

@binod8777

5 жыл бұрын

But i dont get it😂😂

@sister8951

5 жыл бұрын

Binod Gurung she’s implying he was good in bed

@ashleyayala535

5 жыл бұрын

Pandas are cool I don’t get it lol

@tonyasmall6061

5 жыл бұрын

That was my absolute favorite part! 😂😂😂

One of the best episodes of True Confessions for me.

@ShaunRachel-ux

6 жыл бұрын

Ryan Martin I agree!

@crystaliss

6 жыл бұрын

Same!

@WavyKiing

6 жыл бұрын

Me too

@hasfarlufi

6 жыл бұрын

agreeeeeee!!!!

@highdef718

6 жыл бұрын

Ryan Martin This is up there with the Colin Farrell one.

Leslie's makeup was on point

I laughed so hard at Leslie's "at the Games" comment, I gave myself a migraine. So worth it. 😂😂🤣🤣

Key and Leslie are funny together. They should do a movie or show

@debadev2179

6 жыл бұрын

Destinee Wright that would be brilliant

@bradleylambie6115

4 жыл бұрын

NOW SHOWING: Leslie and Key: Jet ski in the Hamptons. SEQUAL: Horseback in Rio.

The kiss he gave her at the end. I‘m melting.

@uploaden0123

6 жыл бұрын

i had to replay that at least a few times. so cuteeee

@Fanpirecullenists

5 жыл бұрын

He’s such a sweetheart

@alkierradavis5101

4 жыл бұрын

I’m the 1k like

@PoochieCollins

4 жыл бұрын

Looked like just a casual peck to me?

I've never seen Keegan out comedianed. Loved his energy with Leslie. It was so natural

@latonyawilliamson6794

Ай бұрын

Tense 💋

Leslie looking back like "tf you push me so damn hard for!?"

I've never seen Leslie other than in SNL and dang do I have to say that she's funny. Too bad SNL writers can't make better use of her.

@LS-sf1hf

5 жыл бұрын

Absolutely the truth!!! The writers make her unfunny. She is such a vibrant, sexy, intelligent and interesting person. She deserves BETTER!!!

@latashiamccain244

5 жыл бұрын

The new ghostbusters...well old now..and her stand up...omg...she was n ride along...and that movie wit kat williams?...internet dating or smthn shes underated

@tracyqin7589

5 жыл бұрын

Mikey C23 You’ve got a lot of free time to be obsessing over Leslie because you’ve been in almost every thread mentioning her in a positive way. You just look desperate.

@solitairedoll

5 жыл бұрын

Tracy Qin You’re a loser.

@MonkeyLuv127

5 жыл бұрын

Yes!!!!

L - “That could be true coz Madonna dont like white people” K - “Yeah i mean she wont even talk to half of me sooo” 😂😂 OMG that shit got me these two are hillarious together 😂😂

"this would be so much funner with a joint" - me as soon as I open my eyes in the morning

Yooooo Leslie needs to be on every True Confessions. I NEED MORE!! 😂

Leslie has legs for DAAAYS! Yaas mama.

@ericoliver1603

5 жыл бұрын

Yup looking for this comment. They look like sexy pillars

5 жыл бұрын

Well, she's a guy so...

@MacabreQt888

5 жыл бұрын

Ikr!😳❤

@adrienne0122aw

5 жыл бұрын

@ gay

@copdachiraqdemon

5 жыл бұрын

Ew I hope you rot in hell

Yo....Leslie carried this whole sketch...also huh, nice legs,

@briannarenni

5 жыл бұрын

Being 6'0 gives you them nice ass legs

@JudasThirty

5 жыл бұрын

Came down here looking for this

@Akpar11

5 жыл бұрын

really?!

@charleskilgore2679

5 жыл бұрын

@@Akpar11 She's 51. Those are some nice legs.

@sdidora5

5 жыл бұрын

I'd do her lol

She won’t even talk to half of me😂😂😂

8:00 her face had me DEAD😂😂😂😂 she is hilarious

" That's because I know liars, especially if you a male" hahahahah

@charliejohansson3409

6 жыл бұрын

Haha yes! so perfect

@pelvis_assley

6 жыл бұрын

But Jimmy was truly a bad liar, it was super obvious

@silverpurkat

5 жыл бұрын

I died right there!

@bens3767

5 жыл бұрын

...then proceeds to tell a lie. Typical woman.

@lexi219

5 жыл бұрын

@@bens3767 Lmao clearly the joke flew straight over your head.

I wish this was a real joint We'd have to put 60 minutes on the clock 😂😂😂

@charliejohansson3409

6 жыл бұрын

I died XD

@JordiCR91

6 жыл бұрын

I would pay to see that show

@karissahuff6949

6 жыл бұрын

Weed can make everything slow & you can get distracted & zone out.

Man, Leslie is freaking hilarious! I like her whole personality.

"...she won't even talk to half of me." "Was he an athlete at the games? Nah, but He was an athlete at the games"😂😂😂😂😂😂

Leslie glides in, wins the whole game while making the crowd laugh more than the other two combined.

@Tee-OhBee

6 жыл бұрын

Ren Bond glides in, makes an over exaggerated comment, not making sense on how Leslie won while being completely wrong on the amount she made the crowd laugh.

7:50 -Was he an Athlete at the games? -No, but he was an athlete at the Games! The best part for me)) That moment got me rolling!

@ryanaltfillisch7155

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah that part was awesome. That and when Keegan said "She won't even talk to half of me" made the entire segment worth it for me.

@gamuchiraitabudira309

5 жыл бұрын

She killed...

This video should have been titled: "Leslie Jones plays everyone during True Confessions."

Yes hands down she's the best at this game!! This is the funniest one I've seen!!

"This is absolutely a lie, fellas." Me: HOW THE ACTUAL SHIT

"Was he an athlete at the games?" "No, but he was an athlete at the games...." lmaolmaolmaolmao

@calebclunie4001

6 жыл бұрын

"Fabio-ish". That's a lot of vowels in a row...which equals funny.

Leslie straight up finessed Keegan and Jimmy 😂😂😂 iconic

Those 2 really seem to like each other. "Go get him Leslie!" *Handsome Black man with a little swirl too!* 😋

@jjjlove2260

4 жыл бұрын

I think he's married though

@stephanieviola2632

3 жыл бұрын

@@jjjlove2260 I think he got a divorce!

""she won't even talk to half of me" man that killed me😂😂😂😂😂

Leslie: "I wish this was a joint. .... This would be so much funner with a joint." I second that motion, Ms. Jones.

@boy_2478

5 жыл бұрын

Jomanro more fun

@tannerdixon1265

5 жыл бұрын

BOY _ nah they were quoting Leslie directly so no need for the correction

She's such a performance badass. I love her.

Omg Leslie kills me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣”nah.. but he was an athlete at the games” lmbo lmao

"No, but he was an athlete at the games." Man, I died!

Leslie was too good

Leslie is the QUEEN, also Michael Key’s acting as if it were a lie was so bad and overdone that anyone could have guess he was telling the truth.

I could watch Leslie fold laundry and still be entertained.

This is dedicated to all the clowns who say Leslie isn't funny. She had me LOLing all up in this piece!

@vannah531

5 жыл бұрын

Neghie Thervil omg whoever says she’s not funny is an idiot

@SuperLurpee

5 жыл бұрын

People say she’s not funny?! That’s ridiculous!

@eddymot326

5 жыл бұрын

She isn't. Maybe to a woman.

@SuperLurpee

5 жыл бұрын

I know numerous men that find her awesome and hilarious.

@eddymot326

5 жыл бұрын

@@SuperLurpee cool story

Key's laugh at 7:24...What in the HELL?!?!

@anoziraflaminghot

6 жыл бұрын

Lmao sounded like a dolphin 😂

@McD5791

6 жыл бұрын

you beat me to it - by an hour... ...sassen-frassen...

@dianaapplehead8815

6 жыл бұрын

Terina Tui hahahaha

@respectorbodied-1565

6 жыл бұрын

Lmaoo

@lone17wolf

6 жыл бұрын

I've seen Westworld, you can clearly see it's a host malfunction

Jimmy was so surprised 8:39 “you lied” 😂

“She won’t even talk to half of me”💀

Leslie and Keegan's good cop bad cop was amazing

I just realized that Leslie Jones is my favorite person ever.

@hasfarlufi

6 жыл бұрын

agreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

@fifthinspector5892

6 жыл бұрын

Really Kids you are on ever comment trying to troll but you're shit tier bro

@KyRich2003

6 жыл бұрын

Bease BLESSSSS

@ellenlovescats

6 жыл бұрын

Really Kids and you must be a shitty person if you made that comment.

@Alr1ghtyThen

6 жыл бұрын

She's like this in person. A pure riot. Met her in 04. Super kind.

Leslie and Keegan are literally perfect together. Had me crying laughing multiple times in this video

She just became my new favorite person 😂

I will never get over the Colin Farrel and Vince Vaugn episode of this lmao

@shaylas.2896

6 жыл бұрын

Zahriyannah Karakashian-Jones I know!!

@GTanya07

6 жыл бұрын

Zahriyannah Karakashian-Jones Vince Vaughn made a big deal about that LOL 😂

@PaulMcFail

6 жыл бұрын

What brand was the Mayo ???

@evaberlin

6 жыл бұрын

WHAT BRAND OF MAYO?

@kparm23

6 жыл бұрын

Em Until he said that alibi was fucking crazy too

You can't put anything past Leg-slie Jones. Seriously, those legs, tho.

@xujfkkbthd1163

3 жыл бұрын

Well, Leslie is official the best player at this game that I've seen so far.

@gabibike2949

3 жыл бұрын

Those legs!

@cfendon

3 жыл бұрын

She does has some great legs. Being 6ft tall definitely adds to it😯😄

@Scriptease123

3 жыл бұрын

And she's 50!

@shauntrailskinner9645

2 жыл бұрын

@@Scriptease123 She can have my baby 😍😍

these three together I wasn't ready and im so happy it exists

mad tv and snl at the same table too much hilarity ensues!

"was he an athlete at the games?" "nah but.... he was an _athlete_ at the _games_ " 😂😂😂

"No. But he was an Athlete at the Game". 👊🎤🙌. Great Response.

I love Leslie's makeup in this video! 😍 plus she got legs for days. 😍

That little dance by Jimmy was soooo cutteeee 😂❤

I need a Keegan/Leslie detective movie NOW.

Girl! That outfit, that necklace, and the on-point makeup- killed it even BEFORE you showed up the boys! Go, Leslie!

5 жыл бұрын

She ugly as fuck.

Leslie looked fabulous and outsmarted these two boys!

Keegan and Leslie have so much chemistry!!! They should definitely do something together

Leslie and Keegan in one sketch!! Hahah two hilarious people.

I'm a simple man. I see a video with Keegan Key in it and Leslie Jones = I click.

@excessivelybored

6 жыл бұрын

Really Kids nah

@silversail9020

6 жыл бұрын

You must not click very often lol

@gordonramsey515

6 жыл бұрын

fuckin a the comment section used to actually be funny but now its just copy and paste idiots like yourself

@jay_2322

6 жыл бұрын

da ja vu anyone?

"She won't even talk to half of me" 😂😂😂

They're hilarious. When she said "No but he was a athlete at the games" had me dying 🤣🤣🤣😂

You all can hate her as much as you want, she was pretty funny here. "That's because I know liars, especially if they're men."

@tiotito31

6 жыл бұрын

"No but he was an ATHLETE at the game." She killed this game lol

@kevinagudelo7499

6 жыл бұрын

and "that's a dumbass question" lmao

@IrradiatedOne

5 жыл бұрын

It is too bad this is a year later... But Lesslie Jones is funny, there is no doubt since, "Can a bitch get a beefbowl!" lol.... But she keeps picking flops where it is just really bad.

@CaptPicard81

5 жыл бұрын

@Behrouz Jazizadeh She got a ton of racist hate when she was in the Ghostbusters movie. She wait Twitter over it, it was kind of a big deal. That's why people make statements like what OP said.

@sdidora5

5 жыл бұрын

No h8. She's wonderful

HAHA Leslie Jones has legs for dayss!! Gorgeous. So much talent at this table. Love it!

8:19 "this is absolutely a lie fellas..." my guuuurl just owned that.

aaaw Keegan and Leslie should work together, you can see there's a lot of mutual admiration here!

Leslie Jones legs are #goals I see you queen!

@vampiraJ

4 жыл бұрын

Lesa Jones right?! That dress was amazing on her.

The respect Keegan has for her 😭😭 she might one of the only people to make jimmy genuinely laugh on the show lmao

Legs longer than my life

Absolutely hysterical! The entire was a masterpiece, but damn, Leslie is such a freaking legend! I love how flabbergasted the guys were too! Love her!

Leslie is the most precious thing to happen to this planet. Gold.

Why tf is everyone hating on Leslie Jones? I think she was hilarious and looked great. Even if she did look masculine, which I don’t agree with, why is that a bad thing? Would that be a flaw? I was really surprised to read the comments here... jesus!

@boy_2478

6 жыл бұрын

Frida Andersson Well it would be a flaw if you like chicks

@Riroraruro

6 жыл бұрын

Baelor Dullahan Even honey boo boo’s mom has had relationships. Looks aren’t everything in this world. My ex boyfriend was very feminine - I never had a problem with that.

@Itsunclegabby

6 жыл бұрын

She's not masculine, that's just a common trope against black women. It's old and tired and it's not holding up well these days - especially with other women mimicking our physical features all the damn time...

@Celisar1

6 жыл бұрын

G Nickson There are very feminine black women and there are very manly black women- like with any other race. That has nothing to do with a prejudice. I think most people would agree where Leslie is on that scale. But she seems to be a very sweet person and has some good features going for her.

@gateauxq4604

6 жыл бұрын

Because we still haven’t Cut out the racist misogynist cancer in this country.

Leslie had me laughing outloud by myself on my couch - she KILLED It! Perfect chemistry with Keegan too. When she said she can spot liars, especially if they're male... Keegan's face was so funny!!

If that was a joint, we'd have to put 60 minutes on the clock. Perfect.

1:47 At that moment he realized; he f**ked up.

i love keegan too much to be able to sit that close to him and concentrate lol fine ass

@Buyis

6 жыл бұрын

Nasia Rená girl imma hve to fight u for him 😄😭😭

@rondaallen7211

5 жыл бұрын

he don't like black chicks

@indirects868

5 жыл бұрын

ronda allen boy bye

@solitairedoll

5 жыл бұрын

LMAOOO both him and Peele are foine!

SNL holding Leslie back man she’s never this funny on the show

@terseandtiny1746

5 жыл бұрын

Snl isn't really funny.

@liv-qz4cx

3 жыл бұрын

because she is organically funny and those sketches are so bland she doesn't have anything to work with

@kimberlyking9523

2 жыл бұрын

I know. Usually they make her loud and obnoxious. The woman is a natural.

This is my comfort video. But more than that even. Never fails to crack me up.

I absolutely love Leslie Jones & Keegan! This was a perfect pairing! I wanna see them play another game together

"He wasn't an athlete at the games... but he was an athlete at the games..." lmaooo

“Nah but he was athlete at the games” lmaooo I love how witty she is lol 😭

Omg when Keegan faked a laugh from 7:22 to 7:28 after she looked at him 😂