"This is the worst idea I've ever had." - A man who will make a podcast about Paul Blart 2 every year until he dies

@LynxPrints

2 жыл бұрын

That was, arguably, one of their best ideas

@THEMADDMAXX67

2 жыл бұрын

I was gonna like this, but yiu have 420 likes and I can't mess with that

@jackroberts2704

2 жыл бұрын

But what about Blart Side of the Mall?

@KittieKatStorm

2 жыл бұрын

Some might say... The Worst Idea of All Time ;)

This is the natural evolution of the “Griffin plays games in a weird and painful way” series and I am here for it

@svenbtb

2 жыл бұрын

I REALLY hope this is the next in the series - I love his Nuzlocke and his Peacecraft adventures and rewatch them on a regular basis lol.

@nix_cosplay

2 жыл бұрын

@@svenbtb where can i watch peacecraft?

@shockofthenew

2 жыл бұрын

@@nix_cosplay on the Polygon youtube channel - they have playlists for that and the nuzlocke run ^^

What's fun about these randomizer runs is, when Griffin gets mad, that anger just has nowhere to go. What can you even be mad at? The AI? The AI is following set rules. The designers? They have no part in this charnel house of horror. It's like that pain box scene from Dune, but there's no poisoned needle, no nun, and no locked door. It's just a box that causes you pain, and Griffin sought it out and stuck his hand in it.

@veteratorvulpes1116

2 жыл бұрын

What's that in the stream? It's the Gom Jabbar!

@ProgressiveBoink

Жыл бұрын

The guy jabbar...

"Now I'm in control of my destiny" *immediately dies*

@magicoA

2 жыл бұрын

Best part.

@StraveTube

2 жыл бұрын

35:50, for the sake of posterity.

@amberbydreamsart5467

2 жыл бұрын

absolutely killed me watching that. the moment griffing loses it

@YerpyMoose

2 жыл бұрын

"WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH ALL THESE RUPEES?!"

I like how he takes finding a fairy at the beginning as a sign of good fortune for his run, and not the symbol of futility it is, since the one-hit-kill will require no healing and is his downfall.

@abj6920

2 жыл бұрын

In the more modern interpretations of fae creatures beng absolute bastards who mess with you for fun, it's actually quite accurate, he just interpreted it wrong

@PokeRedstone

2 жыл бұрын

@@abj6920 fairly certain the penchant for fun at the expense of humans is a very old idea

@abj6920

2 жыл бұрын

@@PokeRedstone then the fairy was still correct

@johnnyjohnson6643

2 жыл бұрын

It is new AND old, in the cyclical nature of fashionable style.

"This game would be hard enough with any hit kills" "This game is actually an easy game for babies" The duality of Griffin

Im gonna say a little prayer that this really is just episode 1, and there will be several more to follow.

@BryanM86

2 жыл бұрын

Taking bets now

@vinnquinn

2 жыл бұрын

I’ve been dreaming of the day they start doing let’s plays. Idk where the time is between the 30 podcasts they do but if they find it plz more let’s plays

@chungbertflabbergast5995

2 жыл бұрын

That's what he said, right? Fingers crossed, I'm looking forward to more!

@adambonini3129

2 жыл бұрын

Pleeeease

@semireese7448

2 жыл бұрын

your prayers have been answered

Guy didn’t need to say a thing to Zelda at 16:33 she just immediately trusted his zesty exuberance

@roidroid

2 жыл бұрын

(Guy F appears in entrance) Princess Zelda: _"Yes. Good."_

"do you think when guy fieri passes away he goes to Flavortown?" -Griffin McElroy 2021

@thephoenixsystem6765

2 жыл бұрын

He wishes he was called McLeroy

@NateCummings

2 жыл бұрын

fuck me running this typo has been up for 3+hrs I'm never going to get into heaven now

@BryanM86

2 жыл бұрын

@@NateCummings nope also this joke was definitely made like 5 years ago

@TheGrumbliestPuppy

2 жыл бұрын

If there is a god, and that god is good

griffon: This is going to be bad to play, terrible to watch. Us: I would literally watch you play games every day.

@sethescope

Жыл бұрын

me: I don't come here for good content. I come here for delightful gremlin tomfoolery, don't get it twisted, McElroy

I love that just nothing is working for Griffin. It's like the randomizer is extending to all parts of the stream.

@yupthisisandy

2 жыл бұрын

After the stream, he opened his fridge and 300 rupees fell out

It seems like the gamer gods heard my prayers for another nuzlock, this is 100% that seabreeze vibe

@lukemccoy4305

2 жыл бұрын

RIP Miss Beakman 😞

"this pizza looks like a manhole cover in flavortown. willy wonka had a chocolate stream, you know? so it's taking all these iconic food items, these iconic food moments, and giving them a home. they all live in flavortown. its like one of those things in the matrix: you can only get down with flavortown if you believe in flavortown. i have people walk up to me and say, 'hey im a citizen of flavortown.' i have people that want to pledge to be a city council member of flavortown or the mechanic. it doesn't stop. what would be the airline of flavortown? sausage airlines? it just doesn't stop. i just said it, and then people heard it. of course, theres no flavortown. unless you believe in it." ~guy fieri

@Namisar

2 жыл бұрын

is flavortown a copypasta now?! I love it!

@TheFuzzyOcelot

2 жыл бұрын

@@Namisar i should add quotes to make it more clear: this is an excerpt from an actual interview with guy. these are his words.

@niteowl9491

2 жыл бұрын

IT NEVER STOPS

Griffin's Pokemon Nuzlocke series is possibly the most enjoyable McElroy content I've ever seen, and probably some of the best content I've ever watched on the internet in general. I miss watching Griffin & Justin screwing around while playing with video games - I don't need the character creation aspect, I just hope they miss it too and want to/feel comfortable creating that kind of content together again. In the meantime, I'm very excited and thankful for this series; your videos brighten our dark sad world and I'm truly grateful.

@chungbertflabbergast5995

2 жыл бұрын

Man, I am dying for more Monster Factory! Here's hoping

@TurbopropPuppy

2 жыл бұрын

personally i want to see Griffin and Justin try to play Kerbal

@tarrenp4021

2 жыл бұрын

@Joseph Avenetti i could be wrong, but i think since they did so much of it, there's not a lot of creative sauce left for the forseeable future.

@oliviacrawford8774

2 жыл бұрын

god we all miss it so much

@derp195

2 жыл бұрын

@@tarrenp4021 the fact that there's anything left at all after about 600,000 episodes of mbmbam is incredible.

Every single one of these deaths is hilarious, but by far my favorite is the one where Griffin sounds like he just stubbed his toe in the middle of the night and is trying desperately not to wake anyone

@ollycerta9856

2 жыл бұрын

Gotta say my fave is when he dies to a mummy and yells “MUMMY” as he dies like he’s a little English boy calling for his mom

@elijahlupe

2 жыл бұрын

I like when he gets scared by the guy stealing his arrows and gets shot by the laser and dies, and as he recoils in fear and let's out a "nyeaagg" his webcam shakes and really adds to the effect

Why is it so satisfying to watch Griffin become enraged? This is taking years off his life. I am watching a man die.

I want Griffin to play another Nuzlocke series SO BADLY! Honestly, we need more Griffin let's plays in general. Maybe get Justin in there too sometimes since you guys were a great duo when you reviewed games.

@lukemccoy4305

2 жыл бұрын

God yes I’ve been DYING for another Griffin Nuzlocke run 😫

I'm aaaall for some McElroy let's plays. This was hilarious.

At some point he will be a master of this specific iteration of this dungeon, a skill which is completely non-transferrable, even to other games or other randomized Zelda LTTP runs

"Now I'm in control of my destiny!" Dies 0.0001 seconds later

I *very much* hope that the Live Chat was telling Griffin to "TURN RIGHT" during the lever-pulling segment, in much the same way that Paloma got aggro with Taako to turn right in The Adventure Zone. Between Justin and Griffin, now we have 2/3 of the brothers who have agonized over a left or right option when they know... right is right.

@lukemccoy4305

2 жыл бұрын

I was crying laughing because that’s the first thing I thought of “turn right...TURN RIGHT”

Watching griffin break down playing games in nonsensical ways will never get old

this stream idea is completely high concept and a highly recommended club banger, hope to see more like it

@abj6920

2 жыл бұрын

Me walking up to the club dressed all slutty and fine, this entire stream is coming full volume through the speakers. I start to dance.

I absolutely cannot emphasize enough how this is bespoke content that Griffin McElroy made specifically for me.

Ah dang, this is one of the only times I've ever actually wanted a live chat replay for a live KZread video and it's been turned off. 😅 Wish I caught this live!

@moshcreep

2 жыл бұрын

If you want a recap, just imagine an unholy amount of hotdog emojis 🌭

@liamsgreatbitgaming

2 жыл бұрын

It was all hot dogs all the time

@roidroid

2 жыл бұрын

🌭🌭🌭 for the hommies lost

@goldenboar420

2 жыл бұрын

🌭R. I. W.🌭 Rest In Wieners

Operation get Juice- getting your older brother to do the level for you

You know when you hear something and you can’t just TELL it’s going to become a standard part of your daily vocabulary? Yeah that was “soldier of fortune, haver of bushes”

"You can't touch those! Did you guys know that? Did you know that if you touch those it hurts your body and turns you into a hot dog?" -Griffin McElroy, 2021

I love the start of this video just “that’s literally it, that’s the whole premise, here we go”

What a blessed Candlenights Miracle. Thank you oh Babiest of Brothers.

lol that moment at 22:11 where the camera shake syncs up with Griffins "nyu-uh-uh-uh!" is great XD

Here Lies Griffin McElroy 1987-2021 30 Under 30 Media Luminary _"Full magic in the lynel room lets the baby take the orb outside"_

The whole fiasco around 36:00 just gets better and better. 'I'm in control of my own destiny' and then immediately dies. Then soon after he dies because he had switched to bombs and forgot. Beautiful af

thank god, I've been dying for Griffin to do something stupid since nuzlocke and peacecraft

So excited to see another go at this without the one hit function

"MUMY!! ... there was a mummy in that room."

Hell yes, so hyped for this series. Everyone knows that Fieri Souls: Link to the Blart is the best game in the franchise.

The world needs more Griffin McElroy video game streams. Even if you gotta restart to enjoy having health plz do it as long as we get more griffin McElroy game streams!

Just starting but I can’t wait to see if he finds the Cream Beams to the Tower of Flavortown.

I would pay all sorts of money to watch Griffin Twitch stream on a regular basis, the guy is just entertaining no matter what he does.

"I'm gonna stop here I think" me: haha he's got like 40 minutes left *looks at time* oh shit I've been watching him do this for an hour already

Getting the Orb early just means more time to Ponder it

this was so good lmao. the randomiser has great comedic timing

Because of the sheer amount of times that Guy has turned into a hotdog upon death, I now assume that I also will become a hotdog. And I'm pretty ambivalent about it.

full magic in the lynel room lets the baby take the orb outside, and you can put that on my tombstone.

So nice to have a surprise Griffin stream! Especially one with such a Herculean goal. Would love more!

I have missed watching Griffin play games, thank you so much

As an ALTTPR veteran, streamer and commentator, this has made my day. I've actually spent 40 minutes in an enemized escape before and it's rough. Stick with it ^_^ (also, GGs!)

I've got a good feeling about this series. This is gonna be one I put on when I'm sad, like the Y Nuzlocke or Peacecraft.

this stream really did have "pat gill fighting nameless king with 3 discrete mp3s of the buck bumble theme playing at the same time" vibes

@mclev9375

2 жыл бұрын

excuse me does this actually exists and if so where can i watch it please

@rachelrachel9152

2 жыл бұрын

Seconded is this a pat stream or a polygon video

@intraum

2 жыл бұрын

@@mclev9375 yes it did exist! pat gill did at least 2 runs of Dark Souls 1 & 3 on his twitch channel. where the gimmick was he played as Magnum Kong, with Donkey Kong Country music playing instead of the normal music. series was called Donk Souls. also at the time, his Bit soundboard had the full buck bumble theme (amongst many other audio crimes) for about 5 quid iirc. you can rewatch his streams if you search youtube for “pizza suplex unarchived”. unfortunately some streams were lost but i think the one i’m referencing is when he fought nameless king (the vids marked in early june 2019) you can catch him on twitch regularly at pizza_suplex , it’s a chill hang

@intraum

2 жыл бұрын

@@rachelrachel9152 see above

@mclev9375

2 жыл бұрын

@@intraum oh dang you are making my monday, my friend! thank u so much!!

I was still half asleep when I clicked this and I am losing my mind

The bomb room was an absolute roller coaster of emotions.

I always like to see Griffin doing stuff on his own. This is good stuff

@BryanM86

2 жыл бұрын

Griffin is definitely the star if the family and him and Nick were the best thing polygon ever lost

@Sage_the_Turt

2 жыл бұрын

@@BryanM86 nick was fired for sexual harassment

@BryanM86

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sage_the_Turt I think you forgot the word alleged unless you can link me his conviction from it...

@BryanM86

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sage_the_Turt actually I'll take any shred of evidence from a credible source proving anything worse then he maybe had girls sleeping with him because he was "internet famous"

@tristansmith8824

2 жыл бұрын

@@BryanM86 Yeah they're gonna break NDAs and legal contracts and fuck with the privacy of his victims so you, Bryan, can be personally satisfied about everything.

stream starts at 2:12, Griffin at 3:33 controller continue at 11:29 camera continue at 13:33 🌭

@effluviah7544

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you, my dude/dudette/non-binary or other gender affiliated or non-gender affiliated chill friend

@flamshiz

2 жыл бұрын

@@effluviah7544 always happy to help xx

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeesss so excited to see Griffin play more games!! I've been really missing things like the Nuzlocke and Peacecraft.

That whole moment where he says he's in control and then immediately dies is like trying to get a job out of collage

That was a load bearing jar!

when griffin is really upset he looks like a dog that just ate a bee 33:50

"Who's tryna get... JAR'D?" is one of the ultimate beefs of the beefy-first century. 14:03

was getting so worn out this finals week, and this completely made my day, thank you for this, Griffin!

@fernherbert5296

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly im in the same boat. Good luck on your finals!!

Griffin, this was great, please do more. EVEN WATCH YOU TROUBLESHOOT STUFF WAS GREAT

This is a beautiful mix of touch the Skyrim and peacecraft. Really feels like Ranndy would be proud of this Guy's fortitude and persistence.

“I’m in control of my destiny!” Immediately dies….

he goes to use the cane of byrna to walk through an enemy but poops out a bomb in fear instead I'm fucking crying

I cannot tell you just how excited I got when I saw this in my feed. Thanks for this good good stream, Griffin!

It was a wild ride, thank you for the laughs ♥️

This has to keep going. I was in absolute stitches

Seriously, you having to fix things took NOTHING away from this stream

God, the relief when Griffin pulled the last lever was... It was just amazing.

Stream starts at 2:12 :)

@calebgreene186

2 жыл бұрын

And Griffin's mic starts working at 3:33 :P

@ThePgtir

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks!

@LasagnaTheArtist

2 жыл бұрын

It’s been edited; Griffin’s audio starts around 0:10 now!

@calebgreene186

2 жыл бұрын

@@LasagnaTheArtist Good catch 🤦‍♀️😅

I was having a bad day and I really needed something and this shows up on my second YT account recommendation. I have listened to the mcelroy brothers since 2018, watched alll the monster factories and the car boys series. I could not have asked for a better gift than hours of griffin talk. "Right to gannon's ass" made me crack up laughing. So glad I found this video

Can’t wait for the next episode, loved this so much!!!

I haven't played a Zelda game since the first one when I was a child, I've decided that this is going to be my baseline for what is Zelda game is and should be. Let's go.

Griffins song at the end brings me so much joy

Griffin! This was so much fun! Thank you for streaming it :)

genuinely excited for this as a series

We need a supercut of the noises and expressions Griffin makes every time he dies

please keep this going, I loved watching you spiral into madness

Griffin your masochistic challenges are some of the best content out there.

im so glad this is gonna be series it’s so entertaining

I already want more of this, I was thinking "its probably been a few days, I'll go check". ITS BEEN ONE DAY???

This was already hilarious LITERALLY eight minutes in.

Full magic in the Lynel room let's the baby take the orb outside

I'm only 10 minutes into this VOD and things are totally wild, I love it.

I love how every time he gets hit by the laser his face looks like he was hit by a laser

a joy to watch during finals. looking forward to ep 2!

@CountSnaqula

2 жыл бұрын

good luck on your finals!

I watched like 4 episodes of this, understood nothing about what was happening, downloaded and played a link to the past and now I'm rewatching with knowledge of what's supposed to be happening and understanding why what's happening to Griff in this cursed run is in fact very upsetting to behold

genuinely what I needed this weekend thank you mista mcelroy

Thank you for doing this for us. I love watching my favorite dad being a silly boy for video games

Griffin if you do another pokemon nuzlocke i will give you my soul

This feels like the start to a creepy pasta

What a fun ride. Needed the laughs today. Thank you.

In case you were wondering: yes Griffin we love this, please do more.

Looking so forward to the next episode, bud. Thanks for supplying me with many reaction gifs and so many laughs. You're the best.

I watched this live and missed the explanation. I thought the gimmick was just Mr. Fieri and was like "damn either zelda is brutal or Griffin is an absolutely lousy gamer". I now know best.

Absolutely unhinged. Loved every minute of it

ive missed video games griffin so much thank u for the good good food

I am so here for this, Griffin! Very excited to see part 2!

Ah, my favorite Judy Blume book, "Are You There God? It's Me, Ya Boi Griffin."

That was awesome. Looking forward to Ep. 2!