'there are no degrees of privacy when you're in bathroom. It's either private or it's a problem.' i can't xddddd

So many zingers, but I died at “Good use of oversized interlaced felt”. This guy is a global treasure.

@rooneye

2 жыл бұрын

Mine was "I mentally scan the room for trip hazards and make a note of the slipper situation before we bust out of the joint"! 🤣🤣🤣

I’m just waiting for the montage of Richard throwing his suitcase on the bed.

@jeric_synergy8581

5 жыл бұрын

Your wish is their commands: it's up.

@poogie_

5 жыл бұрын

CRXXLA - It didn’t exist before I made my wish. (Not saying it was because of me, just saying that I said it before it existed.) =)

"Someone's broken in, already" classic Ayoade.

“In the smash hit film, The Tourist” is probably my favorite line here

@tinachristine4573

4 жыл бұрын

😄😄😄 he's too much. I'd die of laughter if I had to spend 5 minutes with him.

Love how Chris keeps Richard humble: "That's just the first time you made me laugh"😂😂

"Those people have been photographed against their will. I sympathize."

"difficult to tell if that zebra's coming in or backing out." the way that i'm in love with richard,,,,

@staindman00

5 жыл бұрын

That absolutely killed me..

i love the fact that chris calls him “dickey”

'Ya boi byron' is the most accurate name for lord byron

@RagnarokPKXD

3 жыл бұрын

RIP Byron Bernstein

9:03 “It’s always good to know where you’ve stolen the towel from.”

It's not possible to love a human being as much as I love Ayoade.

I feel very poor looking at some of these hotels

@crusherconi

5 жыл бұрын

Only some?

@jasoncarswell7458

4 жыл бұрын

Don't feel too bad. They're not even really intended for the fantastically rich (there's not enough of them). Instead those places primarily cater to $500k+ salaried business executives who can write their travel costs off on their taxes at the end of the year. $2,000 a night hotel rooms make for an awful lot of tax write offs. Some of those dudes pay $0 in tax.

@heliotropezzz333

4 жыл бұрын

@@jasoncarswell7458 So really ordinary taxpayers are subsidising these luxurious places - those that can't write off expenses.

Thank god for Travel Man. I've been looking for hotel rooms with a good use of oversized interlaced felt for years, to no avail.

Richard Ayoade is a gift upon humanity

Of all the things richard could be impressed by in the fancy hotel, its the multi charger plug 😂

“did gwenith paltrow send over a token of her appreciation” i literally lost it at this

“This reeks of a first draft” brilliant

"Hi, you must be Daniel" lmao

I'm not convinced that Richard Ayoade isn't an MI6 agent in deep cover as a nerdy TV guy

“you must be daniel” has me cry laughing me oh my god

Are we all just gonna sleep on how well integrated that RISE Duffel Bag product placement is?

@jbre7233

4 жыл бұрын

Darren Mills it worked. Now i want one.

@valenciansun

4 жыл бұрын

Unpacking DOES squander time and is a bourgeois indulgence

@TheBattProductions

4 жыл бұрын

I mean that's what he does on Gadget Man. Just him doing stuff, using a gadget to make it more convenient while he does it

Forgot he did an episode with Paul Rudd and my jaw dropped when I saw him 😂😂 They get some really good celebs on this show wow

I don't know why "You must be Daniel" got me so good

6:33 The double meaning of this is testament to the genius of R Ayoade.

"...there's a hint of Rupert Pumpkin." I enjoy the writing so much.

‘’Hard to know if that Zebra’s coming through or backing out” 💀😂

richard has balls of steel to front a front desk with that style!

I often feel infuriated that I can't find the time to eat the complimentary saucer of babies' toenails in a hotel.

"Named Princess after Katie Price' daughter" 😂😂

“ Get ur metabolism up, we gonna get going.” Lmao

That's the first time you made me laugh!😅

Richard: leave the h out Richard: nHow

I thought I knew envy, but I didn't until now.

@TheKaiTetley

4 жыл бұрын

Mubashir A. Too much opulence for me.

“Sharing??? What are we; Eric and Ernie?” 😂😂😂

How can he be the worst and at the same time the absolute best host for this show ?

'this guy is closing deals all day'

I have to be honest, just watching the little snippet of Pikes Hotel, I could almost feel the chlamydia.

2:18 Woooahhh Jon Hamm looks somehow different from the back..ahhh :)

Jon Hamm was probably not impressed, he's probably stayed at fancier places.

D'aww, Johnny Vegas was blown away by the aquarium

Love this man.

That cable idea is fucking genius. Every hotel should do it

wow i love club tropicana film clip.... amazing that you guys got to go there i hope the drinks were free !

That settles it... I'm going on a Richard Ayoade

I'll be going to Atlantis for a business conference in 2020. Admittedly in a less decadent room. ;)

@momon969

5 жыл бұрын

You're not going for the 5 balconies or the wall o' fish? Peasant.

@jt364

3 жыл бұрын

Dubai 2021 will be better :)

Nice.....very nice

imagine staying in fancy hotels being your job and getting paid for it omg

@tinachristine4573

4 жыл бұрын

It's actually tiresome. Ever seen those people in business class who look burnt out? That's what travelling for a job feels like.

@zerwif

3 жыл бұрын

I've stayed at 3-5 star hotels on lots of business trips and it starts to get stale. While the rooms and food are high quality it becomes unmemorable without variety.

8:42 no way that's Richards actual phone covered in finger prints like that

The lady reading in the klausk at 11:00 wasnt wearing any pants

love it 10/10

Imagine being David Badiel and refusing to go on a free holiday unless you can also plug your book

@52hello25

4 жыл бұрын

Right? He's such a prick.

7:06 I swear there's a 'Black Mirror' episode with that house in it. Am I crazy?

that poem also inspired Tolkein

Yesss 😁

4:51 Random Mark Kermode appearance

Damn you, Krapotkin.

I want him to do one on hostels lol

It may have a helipad, but what about my Learjet, I need my own runway for my private room.

I wish that they would put up a list of the hotels in the description!

So this is the new job, Moss got. XD or it could be his side hustle apart from working in IT.

the pink ones all grand budapesty

johnny vegas in that dubai hotel looks so out of place haha

not me recognising one of the hotels from a thatcherjoe vlog 💀

Always funny

Roy and Moss!!

5:35 ah dear Freddie

10:10 can somebody please explain to me the magpie joke? I don't get it.

@MB-dg3lr

5 жыл бұрын

Magpies are known to like shiny objects. Popular with magpies=shiny.

Which episode was it when Richard beats the glass wall from inside a hotel and screams Elaine! Elaine!

God I Want that klausk bed

Hold on...was that hotel featured in Black Mirror? (Crocodile Tears episode)

@mrunseen3797

5 жыл бұрын

Think so too.

"...who had previously pretending to care about..."

So ones broken in already 😂😩

Those fishes live better than the people that built the whole palm island and the resort.

where do the camera crew stay?

@twistedsis100

5 жыл бұрын

In other rooms...

@StreamingSunrise

5 жыл бұрын

the cheaper hotel down the road.

@JedTheBikerGamer

5 жыл бұрын

in the vehicles lol.

@mrunseen3797

5 жыл бұрын

In tents just outside the hotel. :)

oh hey that's Archangel fucking Gabriel 😂

Morecombe and Wise

@c.cooper6000

4 жыл бұрын

Morecambe*

Getting excited by cables. Poor staff member must be like 'wut'.

FRANK ZAPPA!

Where is the hotel after Iceland?

@euandyer

4 жыл бұрын

hivemonkey3 Venice - Hotel Danieli

im from hong kong and trust me the peninsula hotel isnt that impressive as this show makes it look lol

@13:18 Quo-tel

No time for hammocks!

@ym10up

2 жыл бұрын

I think a display hammock is a very bad idea that may bring about disastrous outcome

Shit. Why is my english that bad? I wish i could understand Richard

@poogie_

5 жыл бұрын

Мария Кулиджанова - Have you turned on captions? They really help me when the volume is too low or they mumble.

@mariyakulidzhanova7082

5 жыл бұрын

@@poogie_ yes, but automatic captions aren"t quite correct

@poogie_

5 жыл бұрын

Мария Кулиджанова - I know...they’re often hilarious...but they can be helpful too although sometimes I have to come to the comments to find out what was said. I’m sorry that you’re having trouble. :(

@sammyvales

5 жыл бұрын

Мария Кулиджанова which bit in particular are you having trouble understanding?

@hippyfriend

5 жыл бұрын

Don't feel bad, he speaks very quickly and uses a lot of word play.

I feel very sorry for Richard. Away from family and home, and forced to stay in these budget hotels, all to entertain the video jaded public. It's just awful what the BBC puts him through. Someone should complain on his behalf. Poor guy. 😞

@Temzy17

3 жыл бұрын

He doesn't do the show anymore

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How is Richard paid to do this show. I mean my god.

@pqrstzxerty1296

3 жыл бұрын

He sleeps on a bed of money.

Hong Kong. Better than bread lines.

“flesh burden” - what planet is Richard from?

You're a professionnal youtube channel and you don't put JON FREAKING HAMM in the title of the video ? Wtf

yes wouldn't it be a good idea to take random unknown people who have no money to speak of on these trips?

@jeric_synergy8581

5 жыл бұрын

If you think random people are that entertaining, you've led a blessed life.

@angiecuteass

5 жыл бұрын

@@jeric_synergy8581 yes guess I believe in humanity, what a crime..

@Charlienmeg

5 жыл бұрын

Angela Doyle It's an entertainment show, not a humanities exercise.

@estebanfunk4218

5 жыл бұрын

Random people? Just say that you want to be on the show.

@angiecuteass

5 жыл бұрын

@@estebanfunk4218 Ok I want to be on the show, hopefully this is an offer!

And here we are living in a world where people are dying of starvation, and where children get getting explosively dissembled daily. So I guess it's OK. I#m not knocking the program, just the world as it is.

@TeamMemberNumberEight

2 жыл бұрын

#Buzzkill