“I haven’t seen my sister in 20 years, but I’m only 17” *I’m doing 1000 calculations per second and they’re all wrong*

@fauxbitties

2 жыл бұрын

God and Jesus love you

@gojosatoru8763

2 жыл бұрын

@@fauxbitties hail satan.

@thighs.are.great..milfs.9714

2 жыл бұрын

Count when she was in the womb? I dunno Or adopted, as a three year old. and forced to pretend to be 0. I dunno.maybe fake certificate. That's all I got rn I stayed up all night till 4:18 in the morning?

@Valeria-jh2zw

2 жыл бұрын

Sister could run before her birth 🤔

@mayaislame4164

2 жыл бұрын

@@thighs.are.great..milfs.9714 important question, did you ever figure it out? 🤔

_It's just a roleplay, it's just a roleplay, it's not real, it's not real_

@itsleo930

2 жыл бұрын

me the whole time

@angelicavegasanchez8211

2 жыл бұрын

deep breaths

@minusgal5233

2 жыл бұрын

When I tell you I was about to punch my screen

that tear make up unironically looks kinda hype

@crowzier

2 жыл бұрын

I agree- she’s super talented

“I have to work 24 hours to pay my parents rent” “Sorry wait no I don’t actually have parents” I love how realistic this is

OMFG MY TOXIC FRIEND IN MIDDLESCHOOL WAS EXACTLY LIKE THIS ITS INSANE HOW TALENTED YOU ARE BECAUSE YOU ARE PISSING ME OFF SO HARD

@random-b-i2480

3 жыл бұрын

lmao but chill

@whitefang9758

3 жыл бұрын

I feel you lmao. 2:19 really got to me 😂

@lumeii

3 жыл бұрын

@@random-b-i2480 I will never chill

@meatballzlover

3 жыл бұрын

@@lumeii AS U SHOULDN'T

@WORMPRIEST

3 жыл бұрын

i like ur skeppy pfp btw :0 - local happyduo enjoyer

I don’t know what a trauma dumper is, but I’m ready! Update: 10 seconds in. I was not ready.

@soontherewillbesnow

2 жыл бұрын

Nobody is ready for the trauma dumper.

@fablenimirite39

2 жыл бұрын

I was not ready

@PumaArg

2 жыл бұрын

I have a friend like that, but she's not toxic so I just feel for her. Plus, she lets me vent too

@quantumgroovytime

2 жыл бұрын

basically someone who brings up their trauma in order to gain sympathy every minute of the day

@tinywing1236

2 жыл бұрын

@@PumaArg this people are usually very sweet, it is unfortunate they have to go through stuff and still be nice.

i cant help but feel like i'm tied to a chair completely at the mercy of a fourteen year old pathological liar who's out for pity and blood

"can i change it for you? no??? i'm going to anyways." i literally just got war flashbacks omg

@fauxbitties

2 жыл бұрын

God and Jesus love you

@cat9134

2 жыл бұрын

@@fauxbitties stfu

@gojosatoru8763

2 жыл бұрын

@@fauxbitties hail satan.

@OhsweetOhno

2 жыл бұрын

@@cat9134 your username. It scares me

@cat9134

2 жыл бұрын

@@OhsweetOhno why

You did such a good job portraying my mom keep up the good work

@lsour8546

2 жыл бұрын

Idk whether to laugh or cry for u man

@cof...

2 жыл бұрын

@@lsour8546 Both

@kevitamaster-brewkombucha5472

2 жыл бұрын

Oh 😨

@nvbara537

2 жыл бұрын

oh

@websitelink

2 жыл бұрын

Eyo same

I swear, if someone tried to cut my eyelashes or thin out my eyebrows I would punch them so hard they would actually have something to cry about 😂💖

@flohwalzer

3 жыл бұрын

love ur name sis 😳💕

@marta7994

3 жыл бұрын

@@flohwalzer awww, thank u hun🥺💖

@soontherewillbesnow

2 жыл бұрын

fuckin' sAME

@rileyjames4952

2 жыл бұрын

I accidentally ruined my lashes trying to trim my brows I was devastated

@fablenimirite39

2 жыл бұрын

@@rileyjames4952 oop

Girl, your voice is something else! I would be in heaven if you did a roleplay with close up talking like the one where you did our make up while on top of us

@user-xh9sd8lc5b

3 жыл бұрын

YESSSS yes absolutely

@marki7345

3 жыл бұрын

yesss but this time a whole face not just eyeliner

@arministired

3 жыл бұрын

@@marki7345 YES!!

@jennyc2736

3 жыл бұрын

@@marki7345 look at her first video!! She only dose our eyeliner and she’s on top of us!!

@mae8725

3 жыл бұрын

@@jennyc2736 that's the one they're talking about..

“grow up to be a hero and a scholar” me: *THE TEN DOLLAR FOUNDING FATHER WITHOUT A FATHER* 💪

@fayre1393

3 жыл бұрын

got a lot farther by working a lot harder

@samtorresglez1472

3 жыл бұрын

By being a lot smarter

@chqna

3 жыл бұрын

my fellow hamilton fans

@kaiwhalen875

3 жыл бұрын

by 14 they placed him in charge of a trading charter

@nicolegee5473

3 жыл бұрын

And everyday while slaves were being slaughtered and carted away across the waves he struggled and kept his guard up

Her: *literally ruining our makeup, cutting our eyebrows and cutting our eyelashes* Us: omg soooo relaxing 😌 (cuz it literally is)

@fauxbitties

2 жыл бұрын

God and Jesus love you

@gojosatoru8763

2 жыл бұрын

@@fauxbitties hail satan.

@gojosatoru8763

2 жыл бұрын

@@vee7757 🛐

@thriiia

2 жыл бұрын

@@gojosatoru8763 hell yea 😩🤝

God damn, the makeup just keeps evolving

i’ve never really been a fan of soft spoken before, and then i found this channel oh my goodness it’s so relaxing and the volume is perfect and the concepts are always fun- *good content*

@gumoochie

2 жыл бұрын

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH COMMENTS LIKE THIS MEAN TO ME

@l_____l0

2 жыл бұрын

@@gumoochie man i didn’t even mention the incredible hair and makeup quality- your content is fantastic all around 💛💛

On one hand, this is extremely uncomfortable and anyone who has a friend like this, please run. On the other, I would absolutely let you put makeup on, and then ruin it. These videos are so good, persona is so weird sometimes hahah

@fauxbitties

2 жыл бұрын

God and Jesus love you

@archfound

2 жыл бұрын

@@fauxbitties Jesus, God, and I are not on speaking terms.

@alexsansdraps

2 жыл бұрын

@@fauxbitties I'm a minor.

@et3287

2 жыл бұрын

@@alexsansdraps OMG 💀💀

@oifelixcomeherebro1689

2 жыл бұрын

@@fauxbitties well tell him I’m a minor

bro omg the fact that shes the only person that does her makeup like that, a ✨PIONEER✨

@dillalsullami3156

2 жыл бұрын

that sparkle shit is retarded lmao

@ereynolds72

2 жыл бұрын

@@dillalsullami3156 just because you can’t pull it off Doesn’t mean you gotta hate

@dillalsullami3156

2 жыл бұрын

@@ereynolds72 why wld i wanna pull that off 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@dillalsullami3156

2 жыл бұрын

@@ereynolds72 goofball

@ereynolds72

2 жыл бұрын

@@dillalsullami3156 was you so angry you double replied?

This was a generally good ASMR, the feeling of being manipulated into a toxic relationship with unhealthy boundaries and codependency was a generally accurate simulation, and I enjoyed this DLC content. 10/10

I remember I had a friend like this, it was hella annoying and because I’m sympathetic and I was stupid so I tried to comfort her all the time if she dumped her problems at me, but every time she just made an excuse to still be feeling bad, like she didn’t want to feel better. She just wanted to dump all her problems on me and play the victim exaggerating everything to the max. So, I know it’s not the most mature way of confronting it, but I did something against her. That something was doing the exact same thing to her, because I sure have a lot of trauma to share. I just didn’t wanted her to feel worse than what she felt when she was telling me all that “trauma” she had. She got mad! 😃✌️ Also she never dumped “trauma” at me because after that I ended our friendship~ 😌 Edit: I ended our friendship because she never considered my feelings like I did with her. I was going through something bad that I wanted to ignore, I don’t like feeling sad and she just made it worse. She knew I was going through something bad, I even talked about it with her to make her stop, but she just kept going on with the excuse of saying that I DIDN’T CARE ABOUT HER FEELINGS… She should be talking for herself.

@arabidtheaterkid4204

2 жыл бұрын

Legit same?!?!?!

@carlierumsey6999

2 жыл бұрын

I really struggle with this bc i have clinical depression and i have a huge problem trying to internalize it. i never have fun conversations with my friends anymore bc its too hard for me to do and i feel so guilty for sharing my feelings and i act like it helps, but i dont know how to fix it and fix myself. ive really tried to stop sharing my feelings bc nothing helps if i dont share it with people and i just dont know if im in the wrong bc i want to be a good person but its hard when i need assistance

@s_ec_r_et5008

2 жыл бұрын

@@carlierumsey6999 It’s ok to share your feelings but if you see genuine preoccupation from the other people and that they try to comfort you please don’t push it away, accept it. If they are good friends, they would do anything to make you feel happier. You don’t need to feel happy right away but you could let them help you feel a little bit less sad. I don’t know if it’ll work, I just know about my own experience… my friends always make me smile and give me happiness. I hope you got good friends just like me and feel better. I hope my comment didn’t offend you or made you feel insecure of yourself, it wasn’t my intention to do so. I wish you happiness… it will probably come if you wait for it. In my life I’ve learned that, even though it’ll probably be worse before it gets better, it’ll eventually happen. The only thing you need is a LOT of patience 😂😁. Take care! 😊

@carlierumsey6999

2 жыл бұрын

@@s_ec_r_et5008 it didnt hurt or offend me at all, i just was wodering from your perspective if i was still a good person and doing the right thing. i appreciate all the help that they give me and i try to accept it as much as i can, i just hope that they understand how much they mean to me. thank you for all of your help :)

@s_ec_r_et5008

2 жыл бұрын

@@carlierumsey6999 Oh, thank God I didn’t make you feel bad, I sometimes say hurtful things without noticing and people end up hating me… I feel very bad about it. And yes, you are still a good person, there is just people that think being depressed is quirky and fake it, it’s very irritating, but I can tell you are a nice person, even though I just read two comments from you 😂 Lastly… your welcome and I know that if they are good friends, they will appreciate you and your affection 😊

''fast and furious music starts playing'' Dom Toretto: Did you say family?

@coobert1381

2 жыл бұрын

those tiktoks are all over my fyp 😭😭😭😭

@iwilleatyoursausages7736

2 жыл бұрын

@@coobert1381 omg me too 😭😭

Firstly, the makeup is ✨🤌✨ Secondly, I'm alarmed at how perfect you play the role- I know too many people like this

Plot twist : even if she tried to make us look bad, instead she only made us look more fabulous✨ and accidentaly created a new makeup trend.

@rickybobby4265

2 жыл бұрын

sounds like she's raquel and we're barbie

pov: lil ponytail haunts me in my nightmares. *Thank you, gumoochie.*

I love how she just kinda popped up in everyone’s feed one day and now we all watch her

I didn’t read the title and I was genuinely concerned of what you were saying-

I had a friend in middle school who wanted me to cut off my eyelashes because they were too long LMAO (i didnt cut them, and to this day theyre my best feature)

omg ur voice is so calming and you're SO SO PRETTY omfg

@Malthrx

2 жыл бұрын

Simp

@user-fk5gi1ty8s

2 жыл бұрын

@@Malthrx stfu

@juliasgardenparty4246

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-fk5gi1ty8s yea literally-

"I haven't seen my sister in like 20 years." Me: "But aren't you like 17-" "I mean I'm only 17, but yeah, 20 years." Me: "I WAS RIGHT???"

i find this lil sound so tingly 4:30

BESTIE YOURE SO PRETTY/HANDSOME

@maddieorwhatever7558

3 жыл бұрын

:£

@user-oj7np2ej1z

2 жыл бұрын

Omg fr gorgeous, her makeup is so unique too, I'm not into makeup but I want some tutorials

@Will-gf4sg

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-oj7np2ej1z ikr same

you have such a good asmr voice, and your makeup is always extravagant and rad to look at! keep posting 5ever

ok but the teardrop makeup is actually adorable, i love it sm

You have like such a cool funny persanality love it

this was so perfect lol, i loved the out of character part, and you played the part so perfect :)

Her talking about how thick my eyebrows are and how long my natural eyelashes are: Me with naturally thin eyebrows and basically no eyelashes: 👁 👄 👁

Bro you're so talented! That actually made me pissed- and that's a good thing in this context. It sucks how a lot of people exist that are unironically like this, especially on the internet. Thank you for making this, I love you! :) 💛

00:50 “I feel like mine doesn’t look that good” Babe.. LIES. YOURE EXQUISITE!

every video on your channel is like a snapshot of 2021 gen-z culture for future historians 💜

day 1 of asking gumoochie to make a "pov: random girl in your class explains bsd to you" and now i just hope you've watched bsd

@justforfunstudios4700

2 жыл бұрын

ahhh yes the Bahamian dollar

@captainsawbones

2 жыл бұрын

big salty dingleberries?

@fablenimirite39

2 жыл бұрын

Baby sue Dhar

@sigzonia6502

2 жыл бұрын

@@captainsawbones why 😭

*literally got scissors and eyeshadow out of to trash and is now putting it on my face* Girl I'm getting nervous-

everytime gummoochie uploads I get so happy

fr tho this is how some girls be acting on tiktok😭 they act like other girls are responsible for them being insecure

I remember the “nice” girl from school used to be like this too me and Nobody believed me 💀

your makeup every time is perfect

@gretchenk3193

2 жыл бұрын

IT HAS HAPPENED I FINALLY FOUND SOMEONE WITH THE SAME PFP AS ME HELLO 👋

@nxtvlka

2 жыл бұрын

@@gretchenk3193 OMG HELLO

First thing I heard was hey could you tell I’ve been crying for the past 24 hours and I’m dead💀 this is gonna be a good one

THIS IS SO GOOD WHAT oml you’re so pretty 💞

you should definitely do a chit chat video on whatever/anything..

I love how your so naturally open

That make-up is so fire🔥

I like to imagine we didn’t say yes and she’s forcing us to do this cause it makes it funnier

I have so many friends like this 💀

@beppermint41

3 жыл бұрын

@꧁𝗩𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘂𝘀꧂uhm this ☝️

@cof...

3 жыл бұрын

Tell them to seek therapy instead of putting all their problems onto you then dump them

@ollipop3319

3 жыл бұрын

Yall i cant dump them-

@bassplayermaster11

3 жыл бұрын

@@ollipop3319 why not ??!!!

@ollipop3319

2 жыл бұрын

@@bassplayermaster11 their like the only people I’m friends with lmao

this activated my fight or flight, you did so good😭

Girl, I love your make up to the end! It's so endearing that I have to stop what I'm doing just to see that work of art

Your voice is literally perfect for asmr

Bestie these videos are gonna blow up, they are anazing.

ur makeup gets crazier every video i love it

YOUR MAKEUP IS SO FRIGGIN COOL I LOVE IT SO MUCHHH on another note i have a friend that’s exactly like this and it’s annoying as hell lmao

This pissed me off sm bc I have a friend like this that I can’t seem to escape so... Good job!!! You’re very skilled!!

i like that we're just sitting through this and not walking away from her

I sometimes unintentionally trauma dump now around my friends after some intense stuff that happened to me earlier this year and then i hear myself doing it and think gosh they must hate me

I always love your vids .You’re so unique and genuine

YOU ARE THE ONLY ASMRTIST I LIKE AND YOU ARE SO PRETTY OMG 😩😩😩😍😍

@maddieorwhatever7558

3 жыл бұрын

:)

@laurahoran8100

2 жыл бұрын

Ayyyyy ranboo pfp

i didn't know whether to laugh, be sad or cry with you ahah however i did know that i enjoyed this a lot so thank you!

Omg ur hair is so pretty and u are so pretty to the makeup is always just so creative don’t let anybody bring u down 🌸🌸

your hair look so pretty !! also i love the videos they always put me to sleep. :))

You look like a cute fairy 🧚🏻‍♀️

i love ur makeup sm 😩

Interesting. My relative got drunk and trauma dumped on me again and I went to KZread to watch a calming ASMR video and now here I am.

the lies are spot 0n.and when you try to tell them that you know youre lying they will guilt trip you into feelingbad abt it

I did my eyeliner before watching this video and when you said something about my eyeliner saying it was good I felt happy also love you vids

”Otherwise i might start crying again” good, cry ❤️❤️

Omg the little ponytail and the description lmaaooo

the character break was so cute omg

Your voice is so soothing and I’m obsessed w the look

The makeup is so cool!

The way you showed the eyeliner thing actually helped me do my eyeliner so ty (the eyeliner asmr lmao) 😌❤️

3:05 if this was real then you're eyelashes would be perfect and you wouldn't need fake ones because you cry so much and crying makes your eyelashes longer and perfect😩!

"Have some sympathy >:l" I'm dead 😭😂😂

Not you calling yourself out with the paper and sharpie tutorial 😭❤️ On the real tho this was an amazing video!! Thank you! 💗💗

you look so cute with those pigtails🤧🤧

Timestamps! Let me know if someone else did them already and i'll credit them for doing it first. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Intro ~ 00:00 - 01:25 . Ruining Your Eyeliner ~ 01:25 - 02:56 . Ruining Your Eyelashes (Clipping sounds) ~ 02:56 - 06:04 . Ruining Your Nose With Eyeshadow ~ 06:04 - 07:23 . Ruining Your Lips ~ 07:23 - 08:58 . Ruining Your Forehead ~ 08:58 - 09:15 . Out Of Character Ranting About Nails ~ 09:15 - 09:44 . Ruining Your Forehead *Pt. 2* ~ 09:44 - 09:49 . Outro (Included Hamilton reference!) ~ 09:44 - 10:24 The rest of it is out of character stuff :), thanks for reading!

THE 10 DOLLAR, FOUNDING FATHER WITHOUT A FATHER-

As soon as I walk in this room, I'm walking right back out

I love your makeup I’m so happy you make soft spoken videos because I don’t really like whispering. Omg I love your stuffed animals too

Her doing my eyeliner is my mental dialogue while doing my eyeliner

How come this is offensive, but extremely calming and nice? Your tone of voice just changes everything, and literally your make up is the best 😒 I could never. ALSO YOUR HAIR IS SO FRICKIN’ CUTE.

ur makeup makes ur eyes pop out dang ur gorgeous

Omfg that makeup 💜☺️

10:40 why are you so cute omigosh 😭😭😭 My heart is happy 💖💖💖

the makeup is so adorable

“Your beauty makes me feel bad about myself so I’m gonna make you look terrible” I’m-

your videos never fail to satisfy

omg the gumoochie verse is beginning (because trauma dumper mentioned gumoochies earlier ASMR tutorial)

no bc i dealt with someone like this for a year and omfg-

when someone gets mad bc someone is better that someones makeup is better than theirs and not over anything else and the person doesn't even have trauma or mental illness, or any mental health issues that can cause them to be upset over something too easily, and theyre so selfish to the point theyd just mess up your makeup: NOTE: Messy makeup is actually quite unique and beautiful, and if you wanna go for something different; Totally do this. I think it's really pretty. Also- don't shave or cut off your eyebrows for the hell of it, only do it on purpose when you're 100% sure you want them that way- because they don't grow back.

We need more out of character videos!!!! Ur nice to listen to when u just ramble on. Its funny when u try to control urself and say “it’s not important” but i lowkey wanted u to finish ur thought.

Your makeup is cool and I really like how you are able to do the shiny effects haha. But like do you wear it to school and work and stuff haha?

You didnt really contradict yourself, our sister could’ve watched the tutorial with us and help us follow it

LOOL THE REFERENCE TO THE OTHER VIDEO

@gumoochie

3 жыл бұрын

I SEE YOU’RE A REAL FAN 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

@kaiden7777.

3 жыл бұрын

@@gumoochie YEEESSS

gumoochie: **talks** Viewers: **asmr for us folks** Also viewers: **feels like ur getting free therapy**