I'm caught in a KZread hole of only watching Kermode review movies I know he'll hate, it's marvelous.

@TheKamikazenaz

3 жыл бұрын

I hear you bro.

@questionitall3053

3 жыл бұрын

Me too, we must discuss this problem to people

@DeadlyDolrmenu2

3 жыл бұрын

Something good that came out of COVID finally

@bexx0329

3 жыл бұрын

@Cory Alaric if you feel the need to do that firstly you should probably not be together you must be insecure or summit bro... and secondly it’s not cool to encourage other people to do that too and thirdly.... we’re here for kermodes epic rant so.... keep your weird shit to yourself ya?

@SonRob01

3 жыл бұрын

I’m here from a Letterboxd list of his best rants lmao

"Shall we hear a clip" "No, let's not." That summarises it nicely I think.

@dilanrajapaksha

2 жыл бұрын

he's too traumatized

I'd rather watch Kermode rant about the movie than the movie itself.

@jorgepeterbarton

4 жыл бұрын

An adult swin style animation to mark kermode's review would be great

@rossofficial

2 жыл бұрын

Watch cats review haha

"PHWOAR! EH! PHWOAR! EH!" - Mark needs to do this impression all the time!

Whenever a day starts to get a little grey, I pop on a Kermode Transformers review. So maybe, in a roundabout way, the Transformers movies did do some good.

"Well, that bottom called the director Hitler.." Greatest line in the whole review

@luckyspurs

4 жыл бұрын

It really is. I also love his "no" after "would a text be enough".

Michael bays number one fan

This review is more thrilling than the film.

"You remember the bottom we had from the first two movies? Unfortunately that bottom called the director 'Hitler' - but here's another one!" LOL

This review is ten times more exciting than the actual film

5:18-5:30 is probably the most hilariously true thing I've ever heard in my entire life.

@DBSites

2 жыл бұрын

I completely concur!!

@That2J

2 ай бұрын

Rosie Huntington WHRROOAHH

It’s 2019. I still chuckle when I hear “completely inexplicable fluids.”

5:13 - Literally the only time I've ever seen Mayo laugh at one of Kermode's jokes.

I just watch this review from time to time when I'm in a bad mood and it always cheers me up immensely.

"Would a text be enough?" "... No." 😂

@uggggggghhhhh

3 жыл бұрын

9:42

I love kermode’s impression of people complaining about critics 😂

I...I think he liked it.

@jobsjobbed5125

5 жыл бұрын

Agreed. Opinions are so black and white these days, it’s nice to have a measured and balanced review for a change. Thanks Mark.

That part about projectionists losing there jobs did actually happen, they had to rehire the projectionists as "Technicians" at our cinema, poor guys.

WWWore ay! WWWore ay! WWWore ay!!!! Lol classic kermode!!!

Perfect

@user-jn7iw8ik2m

4 жыл бұрын

8 years later you have a podcast with him. Pretty amazing. Congrats. ❤️

I love how Mark compares every film that's too long to 2001.

This is, without doubt, my favourite Kermode review. I try to explain to people what is wrong with Transformers and any other pointlessly graphic action films, and I just send them this link.

"Cluster fruitcake is a word that has two meanings" Definitely going to be quoting that out of context.

a proper british critique.

I love how bonkers he goes on this one. Off the hook!

Waah-eh?-waah-eh?-waah-eh?

@BenjWarrant

6 жыл бұрын

It's spelled "Whoar!", FYI.

@Char10tti3

4 жыл бұрын

W-H-o?

As a big fan of the original children's toy I agree fully with what Kermode says. Michael Bay's Transformers Movies are a hideous disgrace.

‘Megan Fox PHWOAR EH PHWOAR EH PHWOAR!’

i feel like giving this video a standing ovation.

i'm bingeing this till the end of time

Holy crap, I must have watched this review five times in a row, SOMEBODY STOP ME!!!

Love how there's a tab to buy this film to the right of the video.

You know whenever I had a bad day or low morale I open up this clip and listen Kermode's pure gold classic rant about Michael Bay. It always brightens me...

How am I only seeing this now? Absolutely incredible

This review is actually thrilling.

I needed to watch this again. Thanks Mark.

What a wonderful rant =) I agree with everything except digital projection, its better for the environment and it makes it easier for indies to distribute their films, don't get me wrong I love a good 35mm print as much as the next filmgeek but wouldn't you agree mr Mark Kermode, that thas is also true?

Congratulations, you've come up with the perfect description of Michael Bay. Keep up the good work.

I've never heard this one before, Mark does make me chuckle.

I love that rant!

The most anticipated movie review of the year DELIVERS. This is a rant for the ages.

This was epic, right up there with Mark losing it over SATC 2. Love your passion for cinema Mr. Kermode, you're a good egg!

'When are we going to hear the clip?' 'No, let's not do that...'

Haha, brilliant review! Michael Bay should be given Life in prison with no parole for what he did (and still doing) to the Cinema!

I've watched this review countless of times. Love it.

Wow what an awesome review/rant

Pure 21st Century Gold. LOVE your passion Mr. Kermode

“I hope McDormand goes on to take the money and make one of the best independent films of ALL TIME…” Five years later: 3 Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

With reference to the 60mins battle sequence, it worked with Seven Samurai although that was well spread out with impeccable timing. I can't see it working in a Transformers film.

This is the best thing about Transformers 3.

"13 assassins" was a good film with a 60 minutes battle sequence, great review though

@PompeySomerstown

4 жыл бұрын

*great

@haveanotherpinacolada

3 жыл бұрын

@@PompeySomerstown 13 Assassins really earned that battle scene after the slow build up.

"Would a text be alright?" ".........no"

8:38 what's the name of that comedy? anyone knows?

this is going down in history as one of best, most coherent rants of all time

this review is 1000X better than the the movie

one of the very best from Kermode

"As far as the rest of the acting is concerned, there basically isn't any"

Great Mark. I love it. You get paid to see these films and still demand you should get your money back. You're a national treasure. That said, it wouldn't have crossed my mind to see the thing anyway, but the cost of making it was justified by your eloquent rant.

He had openly expressed that he liked The Avengers, Spider-man, Men In Black, Prince of Persia, Harry Potter, Twilight Saga ('Tis I dissent) and other blockbusters (of Transformers' mold). He also changed his mind about some directors or some films.

Probably my favourite Kermode rant. Maybe even favourite Kermode moment. I just wish I didn't love 'Armageddon' so much. I can watch it over and over. I despise the Transformers movies but 'Bad Boys' and 'The Rock' were two of the great 90's Action Blockbusters in my opinion..and I don't recall either of them being particularly pervy.

OK, that's legitimately awesome. Thank you Mark Kermode!

The Stewardesses sounds awesome

God, I love when he rants!

Mark Kermode tells it like it is, he's on my wavelength.

HOLY SHIT That ship and water idea was great

This is by far the greatest rant by the Doctor.

Takashi Miike did a good job of an hour-long battle scene in '13 Assassins'.

This Is Precisely Why I Love Kermode.

Haha! I love it how he always tries to contain himself, but then it's like a nuclear reactor going into meltdown, then finally it explodes.

"he's not making avatar" and "the ship has sunk" wow 2 james cameron references I'm impressed

The very definition of optimism - KZread are offering that I "Buy or Rent" this movie on the right hand side of the screen.

So I'm guessing Mark didn't like TRANSFORMERS 3?

All hail Mark kermode!

I wonder if Mark is looking forward to Transformers 4.

One of Marks Best Rants Ever!!

Awesome. Awesome and amazing.

This was amazing. 10:37 was classic.

“Phwoar! Eh!” “Phwoar! Eh!” “Phwoar! Now!”

I love this review!!

Fabulous rant, mainly due to the fact that Mark is correct.

so shall we watch this??

Did Mark ever get his letter?

channelling the spirit of Sid James

what does 'industrial point' mean.

I actually liked this film for some reason

kermode is turning into a transformer at the end :D

@insignia0 In regard to 13 Assassins, while yes, they're was indeed a long battle sequence, but, within all the chaos, the director continued to develop both the characters and the story within the parameters of this setting. As opposed to just seeing stuff, hitting stuff, which in turn, hits others stuff, for an entire hour.

"No editor in their right mind would say that a battle sequence should go on for 60 minutes." Well, someone hasn't heard of the film Gettysburg. Of course, in that film, the battle was kind of the point...

Top 3 Kermode Rants 1. Entourage 2. Sex And The City 2 3. Transformers: Dark Side of the Moon Have I missed anything?😂😂😂😂😂

@aryankaushik93

2 жыл бұрын

Pirates 3

@ZuluRomeo

Жыл бұрын

FRED: The Movie And we can now add Avatar 2: The Way Of Water to this hallowed list. And perhaps also Moonfall.

He's a film critic and journalist. With a PhD and everything. So yes, he's well-read, well-researched and well-versed in talking about movies - his job. Also his rant is completely justifiable, and, incidentally, more thrilling and entertaining than any of Bay's Transformer movies. Have you got that pen and paper ready for your apology, yet? ;)

That's how you review Transformers. Well done Mark

I gasped at 9:23 because I thought Mark was about to say "When the shit hits the fan." :D

I love this reveiw!!

Watching this in 2019 is hilarious 🤣

amazing

Spot on

WHOOOA, EY?

I was looking at this film's IMDb page a while back and on the section where they have a single user review, the review that was used gave TF3 ten stars and called it things like "The next Lord of the Rings!" and "Michael Bay's Masterpiece". And the basis for this user saying these things was "I wasn't expecting Citizen Kane." And that's literally it. I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

Classic!! Kermode, you are my hero!

@eli4s actualy the battle sequence in 13 assasins was 45 minutes